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Valco! Serves you right.
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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
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If you can get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come and cook it myself.
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Red hot deals. We've got offers on
everything from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of 2-for-1s.
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Service with a smile.
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We have fresh produce.
Delivered daily.
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Don't forget the Valco tick.
That way.
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Am I getting paid for this? Valco...
I wasn't ready. Weren't you ready?
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Exciting.
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Heavier than you think.
I know.
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Nothing says hottest day of the year
like the trusty old summer display.
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Just a suggestion but how about
instead of sat down,
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we have Gavin stood
up by the barbecue?
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Sorry, Gavin? Oh, it's my name for
the mannequins. Gavin and Julie.
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Oh right, I wasn't aware
they had our names.
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I just think that Gavin would be
taking charge and cooking the meat.
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Providing for Julie
like the powerful man he is.
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Put quite a... quite a lot of thought
in to this, haven't you?
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Think I might set up my
fan in my office.
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Is there something different
about you today, Gavin?
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Er, not at all. Everything
is normal and above board.
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Are you sure?
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You look different somehow.
No, no nothing.
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Yeah, I suppose I'm lucky in a way,
the heat doesn't effect me at all.
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I have superior body
temperature regulation.
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Do you never get hot?
Not even when it's roasting?
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Nope. No, and it's got the medical
community baffled.
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One doctor hung himself over it.
Sorry I'm late.
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"Sorry I'm late, Head Butcher."
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I'm not calling you Head Butcher.
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Kieran, take a memo. For the
attention of Gavin Strong.
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Subject, we need to talk about
Kieran. Not taking a memo.
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Morning, Kieran. Margaret, I'm in
the middle of disciplining him.
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Ooh. Sorry, Head Butcher.
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You don't have to call him
Head Butcher.
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It's one thing being late, but being
late on the hottest day of the year?
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With the amount of barbecue
traffic we get here.
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Oh, I'm sorry but I had more
important things to deal with.
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More important than meat?
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My Alan never likes it
when it's this hot.
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Oh, yeah? Not a summer person, is he?
Oh, no.
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"If I wanted to be this hot I'd
set myself on fire",
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that's what he always says.
That's a bit much.
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Oh, he gets so angry, Kieran.
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Three summers ago it was so hot
he destroyed the garden fence.
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Why'd you have to make me walk?
I'm dying here.
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Lisa, we literally just walked
from the car. It's boiling.
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It's there. Breathe...
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Colin, where on earth
is your uniform?
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I'm in it. This is m'new
summer uniform, innit?
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Oh, get a top on, nobody wants to
look at your tattooed little chest.
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Really? Try telling her that. She
can't keep her hands off it.
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We've got a very physical
relationship.
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Just cover up and get to work.
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I'll see you at lunch, lover boy.
Yes, you will lover girl, get here.
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Morning, Linda.
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Still no Sue?
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No, still on maternity.
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I'm dead bored on me own. Well, I
could keep you company if you like.
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How many times, Neville? It's not
gonna happen. Right you are.
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Ray, this is Dave, he's going to be
joining you on the fish counter.
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Alright, mate?
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No, no. I don't need a partner.
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I'm happy on my own.
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Well, customer feedback says
differently.
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Apparently customers find you
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"intense, uncomfortable"
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Oh, and "effing weird".
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But... He's staying.
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Is this all the fish then is it, Ray?
Don't touch the fish.
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Have you ever worked on a fish
counter before?
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Yeah, yeah. Worked with all
the fish, me. Cod...
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all of it.
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Nah. I just said that in the
interview.
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So, how's this fish
selling shit work?
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Get your fish! Come get your fish!
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Oh, please don't.
Get your fish, me lovelies!
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That's not how we do it! At this
counter, the customers come to us.
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We just... wait.
Oh.
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Summertime.
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Sit back and unwind.
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What?
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Are you alright?
You seem miles away.
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Yeah, I'm...
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Between me and you, I got the divorce
papers through this morning.
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Oh. Right. Wow, so you...?
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So now I'm officially divorced and
living with me mum and dad. Woo.
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There's nothing wrong with living
with your parents for a bit.
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I'm a grown man sleeping in a single
bed with a Liverpool duvet.
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Look, you need cheering up.
Why don't we go to the cinema?
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And maybe grab something
to eat after? Yeah, alright.
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There we go. Take it from a head
butcher, these burgers and your
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lamb kebabs are going to go down a
treat on your barbeque. Brilliant.
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And I'll get young Kieran here to
take them out to your car for you.
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What? No you won't.
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Wow. See you later.
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Sorry about that, bit of an attitude
problem with my apprentice.
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You'll take them
out to the man's car.
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I'm not taking them to his car.
You're taking them to his car.
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I haven't got a car.
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Weird fella.
Why wouldn't you have a car?
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What?
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So you and Kieran shagging now,
are you?
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No, we're just mates.
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Still? You don't want him thinking
you're not keen, though.
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Might wanna give him a blowie or
something so he knows you're there.
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Am I hearing right, Katie? You and
young Kieran, going steady? No.
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Look, there's nothing going on
between me and Kieran.
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We're just mates
and he's going through
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a pretty messy divorce, so...
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Yes. I remember the state
I was during my divorce.
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Even thought about doing the old
hose pipe on the car exhaust
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at one point.
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But, er, she'd taken the car.
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Still, look at me now.
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Yes. Free, single and
very much on the market.
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I got the rotas for you.
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I see you've got the fan up
and running. Yes.
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Gavin, I knew there was something
different about you.
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You've changed your hairstyle.
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Ah, yes. I was actually hoping
nobody would notice.
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Anna's idea, she thinks that
having a right to left parting
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will make me look a bit more edgy.
But it doesn't suit you.
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It's obvious this Anna
doesn't know you at all.
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Gavin Strong with a right to left
parting? It's madness!
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Yes, I must admit, it does
make me look a bit wild.
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You look borderline homeless.
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Why don't we just undo
Anna's stupid mistake
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and get you back to good old left to
right Gavin? I don't think...
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Oh. It's, it's Martin Shell.
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Hello, Martin, how can I help?
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What?
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Now?
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Good grief.
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Oh, no that's absolutely fine, yes.
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Yes, bye now.
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What is it?
It's Head Office.
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They're on their way over for a
meeting. What do they want?
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He didn't say but he said they'll be
here in 20 minutes.
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Maybe they've heard about...
the hairstyle.
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Julie, I hardly think that
Head Office are going to come over
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and talk to me about my hairstyle.
If they're not, they should.
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Oh. Afternoon madam. I'm Neville.
Nice to meet you.
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Oh, right. I'm Cheryl.
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Ah. Lovely to meet you, Cheryl.
Lovely to meet you.
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Yes, been to the old gym, I see.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I like to get down there
as much as I can too, Cheryl.
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Like to hit the weights pretty hard.
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Oh, Martin, it must be months.
Great to see you. Gavin. June.
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It's Julie. Yeah, I must say,
this is very out of the blue.
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Not got anything to hide have you?
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No bodies in the freezers eh, eh?
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Is this Head Office?
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Yes, Leighton. Martin, this is
Leighton, one of our bright sparks.
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Nice to meet you, kid.
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Yeah, alright on your way. Sorry. I
just wanted to see if he was real.
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Carry on, Leighton.
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So Martin, where's Bob Leech?
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His "big leg's" not
flared up again has it?
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Have you not heard Gavin?
Bob Leech has gone.
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Bob Leech? Sacked?
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Let's be honest, Bob was
always a bit of a dinosaur.
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You should meet his replacement -
he's a bloody genius.
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Richard! Get your arse over here.
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Gavin, this handsome shit is
Richard bloody France,
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the new director of strategy.
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Hey.
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Boom! Oh, oh, yeah, er...
Gavin Strong, pleased to meet you.
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Sorry, I assumed that you were a
customer. It's just the flip flops.
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Yeah, I like to freestyle
with the wardrobe,
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chuck on whatever
at the last minute.
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He's a right bloody maverick,
this one.
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God knows how but we managed to
poach him from T-Mobile.
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Well, I love a challenge.
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Someone's got to drag
Valco in to the future,
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and it might as well be
Richard France.
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Martin, what is this all about?
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Shit's about to get real, Gav.
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That's what it's all about.
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It's what it's always been about.
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Oh! Oh, good.
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This is a reminder to all customers
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that the Customer Service desk
is open.
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If you have any questions,
please pay us a visit.
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Or if you just want a chat.
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Linda, how was...? Keep walking.
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Fine, absolutely.
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Oh, I need to sit down.
Oh, I'm sweating cobs.
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What you been out for in this heat?
It's roasting.
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I've had to go an errand.
Here you are, Andy.
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Oh, ta.
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You've had her pick up your dry
cleaning! In this heat!?
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I thought she'd like a little
trip out. She's exhausted.
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You're not supposed to send old
people out in the heat.
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I thought it was the cold.
It's both.
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Sorry, sorry, Margaret. Here you
are, sit down, love. There we are.
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Well, what could I do? Eh?
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A Head Butcher can't desert his post
on the hottest day of the year.
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Who's gonna run this? You?
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No offence but you can't even run
a simple marriage,
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how you gonna run all this?
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You'll have to leave your post
soon, won't you?
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If you're gonna make the big head
office meeting? You what?
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Oh! Completely slipped my mind.
Gavin asked me to tell you.
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Said they can't have a big meeting
without their Head Butcher.
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No, no, I suppose not. Well, you'd
better run. You'll be late Right.
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Go on. Alright! Chop chop.
I'm going, I'm going!
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Are you alright, Margaret?
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Oh, I feel like I'm on a hot
holiday, Kieran.
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Right, come on, come stick
your head by the meat.
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It's nice and cold there.
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There you go. Go on.
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There you go.
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I just love summer.
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It's like... fit birds just seem to
magically appear from nowhere,
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Leighton. Look!
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Well, maybe they're like bears.
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You what?
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Bears hibernate through winter
and come out in the summer
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so maybe they're...
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I saw it in Yogi's First Christmas.
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Yeah, you seem to get
a lot of your facts
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from Yogi's First Christmas, don't
you, mate? It is my favourite film.
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See, the funny thing
about being in a relationship,
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a loving relationship, is that,
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that, not so long ago, would have
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just had me in the staff room
toilet, just a-knocking one out.
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Just like that, bam-bam-bam-bam-bam.
Oi. Stop perving.
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I wasn't! Did...?
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I w... Oh, my...
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Leighton, tell her you dick!
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He wasn't. I wasn't.
237
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S'alright, I'm only messing.
238
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Still, if you wanna look at anyone's
arse, look at mine.
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Oooh.
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God, I love that arse,
Leighton. Yeah?
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I've spent hours on it. Yeah?
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Days, Leighton. Yeah?
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I'm just saying I've
spent days on it.
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Leighton... Leighton!
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Spoiler alert, suits.
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It's here in Valco green and white.
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Joe Customer is falling
out of love with Valco.
248
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Sorry I'm late, guys. Sorry.
Carry on, carry on.
249
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Figures are down across the board.
250
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Yep. Absolutely.
251
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Andy! So, question -
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What are we gonna do about it?
253
00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:31,349
Good question.
Andy!
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Can I just say, on behalf of
meat, we are firmly behind this.
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Sorry? Meat.
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We think this is, we think this is
great, very exciting and we're behind it.
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I'm surprised more businesses
aren't doing it.
258
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You know, especially in the er,
Far East. Right. And you are?
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Andy Richmond, Head Butcher.
Well, head of meat.
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And senior member
of the Butcher's Guild.
261
00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:57,249
Gotta be honest, I think the Guild
are gonna be in to this as well.
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Great.
Sorry, Richard.
263
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:03,510
Andy, what on earth
are you doing here?
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You... You asked for me. Didn't you?
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No. He didn't.
266
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,130
Should I go then? I think that
would be for the best, yes.
267
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,930
But... the tie?
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That will be all, Andrew.
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Right.
270
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:27,670
Sorry about him, he's just to...
I forgot my files.
271
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,989
Hair dye? Who's that for,
your mother?
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Give over.
273
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:52,149
You can't be going grey.
A woman in her 20s?
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00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:53,589
I've never heard the like.
275
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,810
I bet you say that to all the girls.
276
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:56,950
Only the beauties.
277
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,550
I know this might seem
a bit forward
278
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,349
but would you...
279
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maybe like to come for dinner?
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00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:13,089
I... You know what
actually, why not?
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It might be fun.
282
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:17,570
Steph?
283
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,010
Tim?
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00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:21,429
What are you doing here?
I just moved back last month.
285
00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:23,330
Well, that's mad.
286
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,390
It must be what, ten years?
It's ten years, two months.
287
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:30,070
And you're...? Is there a...?
288
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:32,810
Oh, no. You know what I'm like.
289
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:36,450
Never managed to find the right
woman. Apart from that one time.
290
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,310
So, er, about... our dinner?
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00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,410
To be honest,
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00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:53,390
we even looked in to the feasibility
of closing this branch down.
293
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,830
You can't! Please, I'll do anything.
294
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,529
It's OK.
295
00:15:58,530 --> 00:16:00,949
This isn't a cut for growth situ.
296
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:04,789
Closures are off the shopping list.
297
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,070
Oooh.
298
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:10,229
So what is on the shopping list?
Hmm? Answer?
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00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,830
Expansion.
300
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,589
I bloody love the visuals on this.
301
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:15,830
You've really gone to town,
good work, France.
302
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:17,730
Back atcha, Shelly. Boom!
303
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,970
Expansion.
304
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:22,070
Martin came to me and he said,
305
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:26,390
"Richard, Valco needs to be a big
player again, how do we do it?"
306
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:30,389
Well, we could think about... Sorry,
it's not actually an open Q&A yet.
307
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,190
In retail, big is the new small,
right?
308
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:37,110
So how do we make Valco not just
bigger...
309
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,490
but better?
310
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:48,290
Circles! He's doing circles now.
I mean this guy is...!
311
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:53,109
We took these core brand cornerstones
and combined them to make
312
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:56,290
Valco bigger, better.
Which then we shortened...
313
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,050
to Valco Better.
314
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,810
You bastard, Kieran! How was your
meeting? Go well, did it?
315
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:13,030
No, it didn't. I looked like a bloody
idiot in there. I like your folders.
316
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,149
Where did you get them? I thought
they'd make me look professional.
317
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,710
Are they empty?
Yes.
318
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,609
Did you get a pencil case
to go with them?
319
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:21,730
Oh, don't be stupid.
320
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,090
You should, all stationery's half
price. It's back to school.
321
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,330
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, very good.
322
00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:29,729
Now, laugh all you want, you have
just earned yourself
323
00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:32,150
a written warning.
Oh, shit!
324
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:37,890
Kieran... failure to respect
his Head Butcher...
325
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,570
mockery and...
326
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,590
Oh, this pen has gone.
327
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:45,110
Ha! He has got a pencil case.
Peppa Pig?
328
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:48,789
What? I'm a butcher! Alright, you
know what, forget the pen.
329
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,529
Forget the pen it's a verbal
warning.
330
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,089
Consider yourself verbally warned.
Fair enough, yeah.
331
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,389
Can I borrow your ruler?
332
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,130
Oh, shit!
333
00:17:56,310 --> 00:18:00,150
Valco Better is a brand new
shopping experience.
334
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,670
It's a totally new approach
to customer service.
335
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:08,289
Now we've been through every branch
and decided that the first
336
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,510
flagship Valco Better should be...
337
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,270
Fuck! Fuck! Zooming in
from outer space!
338
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,510
I love it!
339
00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,190
Warrington.
340
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,110
Oh, yes!
341
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,910
Yeah, last place I worked
were this factory.
342
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:49,750
And I got my hand trapped in the
machinery and it just took it off.
343
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,490
Gross.
That's awesome, mate.
344
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,570
What, so y-you've... got no hand?
Nope.
345
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,429
Do you wanna see it?
I'll have a look.
346
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,390
Yeah. Yes.
347
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,430
It's a fish! A fish.
348
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:07,350
I'm gonna piss myself.
349
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:09,650
That's awesome, pal.
C'mon, give us a kiss.
350
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:10,870
Get off! Get off!
351
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,330
What are you doing?
Just playing with the... Don't.
352
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,290
Better be getting back. I'm gonna
get off. Yeah, see ya in a bit.
353
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,450
Oh. Emma?
354
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,709
Yeah, why are you calling?
355
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,609
Yeah, yeah, I know.
356
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,010
Well, of course it's final,
that's what divorces are.
357
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:42,510
No, don't...
358
00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:43,830
Look, I've gotta go.
359
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,669
Sorry about that.
360
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:48,790
I'm on top of the moon.
361
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,650
I keep pinching myself to make
sure it isn't a dream.
362
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,230
I'm not just saying that.
Look - it's scarring.
363
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,390
Wow. Everyone, I want you to take
a look at this display.
364
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:06,849
Cos this is the stuff of Valco past.
365
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:12,150
Mannequins as marketing tools.
I mean, what is this, 2009?
366
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:17,730
No, this is exactly what
Valco Better isn't.
367
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:19,010
Just get rid of it.
368
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,250
What, you don't think it has
a certain charm?
369
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,490
Yeah, sure.
370
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:27,990
Like a tea room or a
gramophone.
371
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:33,889
I told you, eh? This guy! Bloody
genius! See you later, Gavin. June.
372
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,170
Oh, it's Julie, actually.
373
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,630
Oh, Gavin! Can you believe it?
Valco Better?
374
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,349
Finally, all our hard work's
paid off.
375
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:46,689
Yes. You don't think it looks
cheap, do you?
376
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:49,109
I think it looks great.
377
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,330
It's just a shame that Gavin and
Julie didn't manage
378
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,930
to have children...
379
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,710
whilst they still could.
380
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,330
Right. Movie first or eat first?
You what?
381
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,410
Cinema, tonight?
382
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:03,969
Oh, damn. Do you mind if we don't?
383
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,869
What's the matter? I've just had
a really shit day, is all.
384
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,890
I know. I'm just trying to
cheer you up. Another night.
385
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,650
Don't do me any favours, Kieran.
386
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,089
Can we not do this, please?
387
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:16,770
I've had Emma on the phone all day
giving me crap about the divorce.
388
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,389
Sorry.
389
00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:21,410
I just need to be on my own.
Y'know? Mm-hm, yeah.
390
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,190
I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah.
391
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:26,870
Whatever.
392
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:05,070
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