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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Just stop that now.
If you can get it anywhere cheaper, I'll come round and cook it myself.
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Red hot deals.
We've got offers on everything from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two for ones.
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Service with a smile.
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We have fresh produce.
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Delivered daily.
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Don't forget the Valco tick.
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Am I getting paid for this?
I wasn't ready.
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When are you ready? Valco serves
you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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So you're sure you're on
top of everything Gavin?
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Yes, yes no problems at all Martin.
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And covering for Lorraine
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and Julie isn't going to
affect your area manager role?
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No no, not at all.
My balls may be up in the air but I'm a very proficient juggler.
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When are you going to find
a replacement for Lorraine?
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Gavin?
Oh yeah, sorry... sorry... sorry, Martin, yes.
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Well the Warrington regiment is
somewhat in disarray,
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but nothing that a bit of spit
and polish can't sort out.
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And then when the troops are back to
combat readiness then I'll
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load up the cannon and I'll...
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I'll...advertise the position
both internally
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and externally as per Valco policy.
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Right, well if you're sure.
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Keep me in the loop,
let me know if you need anything.
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Oh actually Martin, could you
could you just do me a favour?
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I've just bought one of those mobile
Headset thingies and I er,
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just if you..
Bye now. Love to Catherine.
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Morning.
Morning Nev.
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Jesus what's happened?
It's a funny story actually. One of my neighbours punched me.
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It doesn't sound very funny.
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Yes, well I suppose you had
to be there.
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It was more the way he did it.
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Did you ask him
to turn his music down again?
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No no it wasn't that this time.
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I'm not sure what it was about to be
honest. His English isn't very good and
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I didn't want to be accused of
being racist.
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Just be careful, eh Nev?
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Oh Katie,
you are sweet to worry about me.
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Do you know, you remind me
a lot of my ex-wife in that way.
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I've told you about her, haven't I?
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Yes Nev, a lot. I still remember the
first time we met.
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Scuse me love, I don't mean to be
a bother but do you sell shoe polish?
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Hold on a sec.
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Well? How was it?
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Come on, Boy or girl?
I've been so excited all morning I keep having to go for a piss.
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It's a boy. It's another bloody boy.
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Aw it's still nice though.
He'll have three big brothers to look after him.
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I wanted a girl.
Someone I could go shopping with.
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Someone I could get rat-arsed with.
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Well...
boys don't cry as much, do they?
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And boys definitely
aren't as bitchy. And boys...
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...piss all over the toilet seat,
walk mud on the carpet and when
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they're teenagers their sheets stick
together coz they wank all the time.
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Aisle six, top shelf,
by the odor-eaters.
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You alright there Madam?
Would you like me to get you a chair?
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I've gotta read this by tomorrow
but people keep interrupting.
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Bloody customers, what are they like?
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It's Neville. He's a lovely bloke
but he's doing me head in.
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Freud, The Interpretation of Dreams?
Yeah.
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Did that come free with
Nuts Magazine?
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Go on then Sigmund, give us a dream.
Piss off.
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Actually, I have this recurring
dream where this friend of mine
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goes of to Uni
and then became really moody
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and lost all her sense of humour.
What d'you think that means?
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Oh yeah,
oh I know the answer to this...
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It means you're a complete knob-end
when it comes to women.
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Hey, I understand women.
You're pretending you want me to go away when in actual fact...
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I do want you to go away.
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Yeah, will do. Bye now. You gonna
give us a dance routine Gavin?
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The Madonna.
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Oh, oh I see, yes oh very good.
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No this is to help me take my area
manager related calls whilst
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also performing my store manager,
stroke deputy manager duties.
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I tell you what,
Kieran it's been a revelation.
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Oh now, now, don't forget it's
the fire wardens meeting,
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my office at ten thirty.
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No. No, Wigan's fire drill was last
Monday, Janet.
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Oh well sorry no, I thought I'd
turned it off, hold on.
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So you're a fire warden?
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Hey Valco's been good to me,
I thought it was time to give something back.
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Plus Andy says they give you
an extra fifty quid. Oh yeah.
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Oi.
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I love fire drills.
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I think it's my favourite
day of the year, apart from Halloween of course.
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I remember one year I dressed as a
fire safety officer for Halloween.
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Put those pumpkins out!
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I laughed so much
I snorted Fanta out of my nose
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and ruined my costume.
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So my Mum said I couldn't do it
again.
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I feel like someone's
ripped out me guts out
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and shat on them. This is really
hard for you, isn't it? Yep.
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If you want I can ask Gavin if you
can be a fire warden too.
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Bloody Posh Spice.
She has three boys then a girl.
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How did she do that?
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Me Nan says that girl
sperm comes from the left bollock
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and boy sperm from the right
bollock.
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At least you won't have to buy
any clothes for him.
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I chucked everything out,
I was hoping that was it.
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Aisle six, top shelf,
by the odour eaters! Bloody hell!
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Sorry to keep you waiting everyone,
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it's complete mayhem on soft
produce.
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I mean how Julie managed with two
hands, I really don't know.
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Anyway, today is one of the key
dates in the Valco calendar,
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the fire drill and if...
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Sorry Leighton what are you wearing?
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My bike stuff.
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Just in case we have a real
fire before the fire drill
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and you don't have time to give us
the proper fire warden vests.
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Right OK... moving on.
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Now I know things are a little
off kilter at the moment what
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with Julie being off
and Lorraine's...
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rather sudden departure.
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But I'm sure if we pull together as a
team, we can make this the best,
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the most efficient, fire drill that
this branch of Valco has ever seen!
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Come on! Gavin can I just ask a
quick question?
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I know what you're going to ask
there Kieran
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and the answer is yes, yes!
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I do think we can beat
the 2008 evacuation time of three
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minutes and fifteen seconds.
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I was just actually just gonna ask
when we get the extra money?
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There's no money in this Kieran.
Who told you that?
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No-one.
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So, the er, fire drill starts at um,
twelve thirty so you've got a little
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bit of time to er, familiarise
yourselves with the equipment.
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Now it's the um, the holy
trinity of the whistle, the torch
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and the high vis tabard.
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Oh I tell you, boys, the fun
I've had with these torches.
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Gavin Strong.
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Oh well not really
I'm holding fort at Warrington.
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Shut up! No sorry, not you.
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Hey, it's a good thing you took
that fire warden job.
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With all that extra money you be
able to buy Emma er...
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nothing. Yeah, thanks for that.
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Oh, put it on.
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Is it like Superman, do you have to
go into a phone booth?
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Margaret, did you know
we have a hero in our midst?
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Oh, is it er , what's his name, John
Bishop? What? No. Good.
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Can I have a go of your whistle?
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I haven't got a whistle.
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Alright I have got a whistle but
that doesn't mean I have to use it.
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Quite right. With great power comes
great responsibility.
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Kieran? Can you just do me
a favour and just check on the other fire extinguishers?
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Why we went with the Sands 35X I'll
never know. It's not fit for purpose.
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God bless you Kieran.
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Katie, back to work, please.
thank you.
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Er, we've got a problem Gav.
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Can it wait Sharon, I'm having
a devil of a day.
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I can't bake. That oven's knackered.
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Language is a bit fruity there
Sharon, there are customers around.
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Knackered's not swearing.
It's not like I said f...
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Woh there!
Yes alright well point taken.
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Well have you rung
maintenance about the oven?
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They can't come till five. Oh
heavens to Betsy!
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Well I suppose we'll just have to do
without fresh bread for today.
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Shall I sling my hook then?
Actually, no. Keiran will be fulfilling his
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fire warden duties so we're
a man down on the meat counter.
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Would you just pop on and help Andy?
Over my dead body!
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Putting her on the meat counter
is an insult to the animals that gave their lives for Valco.
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Don't listen to big chops, Gav.
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He's just mardy cos
it's his time of the month.
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I'd be delighted to 'pop' on the
meat.
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That's the spirit! Thank you Sharon.
Welcome.
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Just don't touch anything alright?
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Whatever you say boss.
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Oh pay out is it? Yeah. I won 100
quid.
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Good lord, it's not a hundred,
it's a thousand.
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A grand, you're
joking me.
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What's happened?
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This lady has won a thousand pounds!
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Now you'll have to go to
a Post Office to cash it, we can't cash it here.
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I'm gonna come back
and give you 100 quid.
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I was just doing my job.
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If it wasn't
for you, Neville,
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I don't think I'd
have noticed so you stay here.
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Oh. Must be my lucky day!
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You're bleeding again Neville.
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Oh right, oh yes. Oh.
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The fire alarm has sounded.
Will all customers please leave the store immediately.
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Will all customers please leave the
store immediately.
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Sorry for the inconvenience, sir,
madam... Children...
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This is just a drill but we do have
to behave as if it is a real fire.
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I'm fine here reading my book.
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The official assembly point
is in the car park. Now come on.
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Look if I die in the fire that means
I won't have to pay my student loan off.
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Are you refusing to obey an
official Valco Fire safety instruction?
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Yes I am.
Then you leave me no choice.
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Kieran! What are you doing?!
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Bloody hell, I didn't think students
couldn't afford food.
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You cheeky git! Put me down!
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Thank you for your co-operation.
But thank you for shopping at Valco.
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Come along Kieran quick as you can.
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And... stop the clock.
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Hello? Hello?
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Andy? Kieron?
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Margaret!
Gavin! Am I glad to see you!
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I didn't know where everybody was.
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I thought my watch was wrong
and they'd all gone home early.
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Did you not hear the alarm?
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Oh that. Oh I thought that was
one of them funny mobile phone rings.
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It was a simulated evacuation
replicating the exact
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conditions of a real fire.
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Oh my god Margaret.
You've burned to death!
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Have I?
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That's my basket.
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That's my basket.
Well, as always there are positives
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and negatives to be
taken from today's exercise.
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Now on the positive side,
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we were well within the Valco time
limit for store evacuation.
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And on the, on the negative side, we
would probably have killed Margaret.
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But if I could just ask you
to just put that
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out of your minds for a second
and just concentrate on clearing
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up all the abandoned trolleys
and baskets then that'd be...
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Oh sorry hold on just a sec.
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Gavin Strong.
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Yes, what's the problem?
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Cats?
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So, what we're just gonna
stand here all day?
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Aren't you gonna train me
up or something?
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You've not had a stroke have you?
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It takes years to become a butcher.
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I'm not training you,
you're not ready.
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Alright Yoda. It's only meat.
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Only meat? Do you have you any idea
how many different kinds of marbling
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there is in a rib eye?
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Is it seven, Andy?
Don't help her!
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Margaret to the Manager's
office please.
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Margaret to the Manager's office.
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Ow, me and my big mouth...
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Come on, I'm bored of winding you
up. Show me something.
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I'll show you the door if you like.
233
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Is that sirloin?
234
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Tender loin. How about that?
235
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Rump steak. I've got it ta.
236
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:11,746
And does it come flat like that or
do you have to beat the meat?
237
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:15,266
Oh very funny. Does Kieran ever beat
the meat for you?
238
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Alright, that's it.
Just zip it and keep out of my way.
239
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:20,706
Have you got Pork Balls?
240
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I'm bored.
You can help me unload this.
241
00:13:31,426 --> 00:13:35,026
Oh can I? Thanks!
What happened to Sigmund? You've not finished already?
242
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,466
Please don't tell me
what happens at the end!
243
00:13:37,546 --> 00:13:39,026
No, I'll finish it tonight.
244
00:13:39,106 --> 00:13:43,666
What you doing?
Emma's at Yoga so guess it's beans on toast, internet porn,
245
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in bed by nine.
I was joking about the porn.
246
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:48,186
Yeah course you were.
247
00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:51,906
You do know you can take that off
now? I quite like it actually.
248
00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:55,706
Fancy a quick drink after work?
Yeah, go on then.
249
00:13:57,266 --> 00:14:01,426
Better get back, make sure Neville
hasn't spontaneously combusted.
250
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:03,666
Your chariot awaits. Go on.
251
00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:05,826
Heave ho.
252
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:38,226
I just wanted to call you in
and apologise once again about what happened in the fire.
253
00:14:38,306 --> 00:14:43,546
Ooh don't worry about it Gavin love.
It was quite funny, wasn't' it?
254
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:48,706
Not really, no. I can't believe we
just left you there to burn.
255
00:14:51,546 --> 00:14:52,866
Anyway, just to be clear
256
00:14:52,946 --> 00:14:56,506
if the fire alarm does go off again
you do know what to do, don't you?
257
00:14:56,586 --> 00:15:00,546
Stop what I'm doing
and then follow you to the door.
258
00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:01,986
That's right.
259
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,466
And if I can't find you,
I'll follow Lorraine.
260
00:15:06,626 --> 00:15:09,306
No Margaret. Well first of all,
you don't have to follow anyone.
261
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,586
And second of all Lorraine has left.
262
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,386
Because of the fire?
263
00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:16,386
I want her gone
and I want her gone now!
264
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:18,266
Andy this really isn't
the best of time.
265
00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:19,746
I'll tell the Butcher's
Guild!
266
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:22,546
There'd be uproar if they knew
a non-qualified butcher was
267
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:26,066
serving on that counter.
You'd have walkouts all across the country!
268
00:15:26,146 --> 00:15:28,146
Don't annoy
the Butcher's Guild, Gavin.
269
00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:30,066
You'll have meat
thrown at you in the street.
270
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,426
Is that what you want?
271
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:34,226
Gavin I think I've lost my torch.
272
00:15:34,306 --> 00:15:37,666
Oh Janet... I....Barnsley I.....
273
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,586
Can you pick......
274
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,866
Any sign of your lottery woman?
275
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:46,146
Not yet, no.
But I'm sure she'll come in soon.
276
00:15:46,226 --> 00:15:49,546
Hope so anyway.
A hundred pounds and a pretty face.
277
00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:50,826
She's a keeper!
278
00:15:53,226 --> 00:15:58,146
I don't want to be mean, but you
can't always trust what people say. Oh you sound like my ex.
279
00:15:58,226 --> 00:16:02,306
"Don't be so naive Neville"
she'd say. Well, shout really.
280
00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:05,626
No, I'm sure she'll turn up.
It's just a matter of time.
281
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:15,546
What's that one?
Oh, just leave me alone.
282
00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:20,386
Lean Back. And don't do the joke.
283
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:25,026
Ooh, you're a right character
isn't she, Andy? I'm back.
284
00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:31,146
Guess I'll be off then eh.
Shame, I really enjoyed myself.
285
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,506
No kiss goodbye?
Until next time Big Chops.
286
00:16:38,106 --> 00:16:40,986
You alright?
Don't ever leave me on me own again.
287
00:16:47,786 --> 00:16:48,906
Are you OK Gavin?
288
00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:51,226
Oh, sorry Leighton I was
just miles away.
289
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:55,746
I was just thinking
if that fire was real I'd be ringing
290
00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:59,466
Margaret's Alan now, and telling him
that his beloved wife perished in the fire.
291
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:02,226
Shall I ring him for you?
292
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:05,706
That's very kind of you Leighton
but it wasn't a real fire, was it?
293
00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:09,186
But I thought you said
we should act like it was?
294
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:14,226
I think telling Alan that his,
his wife's dead when she isn't is a little overzealous.
295
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,906
It's no good, I can't get it
out of my head.
296
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,546
I've let Margaret down. I've let
Valco down.
297
00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,746
I know what I must do.
298
00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:46,689
What you doing?
299
00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:48,729
Just smell 'em.
Oh I've got a cold.
300
00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:50,969
I couldn't smell
shit on a blanket today.
301
00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:52,876
Why, what's up with 'em?
302
00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:56,676
Nothing. Just for you. Flowers, for
me? Yeah.
303
00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:03,396
What kind of girl do you think I am?
Stop shagging other people. What? Shag me.
304
00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:10,036
Why? Is this a wind up? It's a wind
up innit?
305
00:18:11,276 --> 00:18:15,716
Oh you bastard! You had me going.
306
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:18,396
I love you.
307
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,196
I said I love you!
308
00:18:23,756 --> 00:18:25,796
Oh my God.
309
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:41,836
Never mind Neville, she might turn up
tomorrow. You never know.
310
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,836
Tomorrow is another day.
311
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:47,316
Right go on, you get yourself off,
I'll close up here.
312
00:18:54,356 --> 00:18:57,076
Margaret dying was the last straw.
313
00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:00,676
It's shown me that
I can't do it alone. I've tried.
314
00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:02,836
Lord knows I've tried.
I'm overstretched.
315
00:19:04,036 --> 00:19:05,636
I know my limitations.
316
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,596
You see the thing is....
317
00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,396
Valco needs you back.
318
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:21,836
I need you back, Julie. OK Gavin.
I'll em, I'll come back.
319
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:25,116
Thank you Julie. Thank you.
320
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:42,516
Hey ho.
321
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,596
So we going for this drink then?
322
00:19:46,676 --> 00:19:49,356
Yeah alright. Hog's Head? Might be a
bit tricky, it burnt down.
323
00:19:49,436 --> 00:19:52,596
Yeah. I forgot about that.
If only they'd had a fire warden eh.
324
00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:56,356
Not much you could've done.
I was there that night, took three fire engines.
325
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:59,676
Eh you'd be amazed what a fully
trained Valco fire warden can do.
326
00:19:59,756 --> 00:20:03,356
Hang on. That pub burnt down a few
days before my wedding. Did it?
327
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:07,396
Yeah. My brother was gonna take me
there for a pint. Oh.
328
00:20:07,476 --> 00:20:12,196
So were you back in the country
then? Well... erm... ...Yeah.
329
00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:15,036
So you could've come to my wedding?
Well why didn't you?
330
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,076
Can we just leave it? I don't
understand.
331
00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:21,396
Katie...
332
00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:25,316
Think Kieron. Why would
I not want to come to your wedding?
333
00:20:28,316 --> 00:20:32,796
Actually I'm a bit knackered...
I'll see you in the morning.
334
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,316
Yeah. Me too.
335
00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:42,076
Do you know where Neville is? I
want to give him his winnings.
336
00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:44,876
Yeah 100 quid. He helped me win
the lottery.
337
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:51,196
Um, I'll give it him if
you want. Would you? That's kind.
338
00:20:51,276 --> 00:20:55,236
Yeah, alright. Cheers.
339
00:20:58,276 --> 00:21:00,876
Look I'm waddling. Aw. The bump...
340
00:21:00,956 --> 00:21:02,036
Let me feel.
341
00:21:02,116 --> 00:21:03,836
Aw. Aw.
342
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:06,316
It's a proper bump.
Night night lovey. See you later.
343
00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:14,516
Oh no, oh not again! Gavin? Gavin?
344
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:19,116
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