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You can't beat our prices.
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Stop that now.
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If you can get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it myself.
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Red hot deals.
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Offers on everything from booze to
biscuits.
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Loads of 2-for-1s.
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Service with a smile.
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We have fresh produce.
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Grown locally.
Don't forget the Valco tick.
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That way.
Am I getting paid for this?
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Valco... I wasn't ready.
Weren't you ready?
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Are you sure Colin and Lisa
are the right people for this?
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They're a little rough
round the edges.
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They're no nonsense.
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Who better to get people to try
No Nonsense food?
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We haven't even been trained.
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I don't do standing up.
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I couldn't give a monkey's cock.
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The No Nonsense figures are down,
that's all I'm worrying about.
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Oi, what happens if we say "no"?
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Ooh, what ya gonna do? You gonna
sack us, like you did with Leighton?
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I didn't sack... it wasn't my
decision, okay?
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Right, yeah.
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Ah, would you like to try our new
No Nonsense range, Sir?
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You bell end.
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You look such a tit!
Shut up.
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And he says, "I thought you asked me
to knock it on the head."
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I don't get it. Neither do I.
I think I heard it wrong.
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Kieran, just the man.
Got a memo in from head office,
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say you've got to work
with your top off.
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I think I'd get a bit cold.
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Give us gals a chance to see those
pecks, eh Margaret?
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Yes!
What's pecks?
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Actually, Lorraine, while you're
here,
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is it alright
if I knock off an hour early?
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Julie, before you go,
I ran in to Leighton the other day.
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Oh, how is he? Is he okay?
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Yeah, he had a big knife
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sticking out from between his
shoulder blades,
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asked if you wanted it back.
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I honestly didn't want to sack
Leighton.
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Well, I've been talking to
the butchers union...
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they told me
to think about striking.
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And by the butchers union, do you
mean you and Asif from Morrisons?
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No, Kieran as well.
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How many times? I'm not joining.
You get a free t-shirt.
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Look, I've not got time for this,
get back to work.
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Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
Maybe I'll just down tools.
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Sue, what the hell are you doing!?
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Baking a cake,
what does it look like I'm doing?
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You can't go around lifting
boxes in your condition.
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For God's sake,
I can't do anything any more,
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except sit here, doing sod all.
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You used to love doing that.
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I can't drink, I can't smoke,
I can't go on rollercoasters.
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Stop being such a drama queen.
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The way you bang on, you'd think
you spent your life
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hammered at Alton Towers.
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How come you're knocking off early,
anyway?
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We're going to look at a house.
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Hey, the one next door to
me's for sale. Can you imagine it?
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Another neighbour's sold up?
What are you doing to 'em?
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Nowt to do with me, it's the road.
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It runs across ley lines. Doesn't
bother me though, druids blood.
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Yes, my love?
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What's on your mind, Julie?
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You've got a face
like a broken arse.
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I was just thinking...
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perhaps we may have been a little
hasty, firing Leighton.
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Oh, are you still on about that
idiot?
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I've already found his replacement -
a kid I used to have at Iceland.
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You've already interviewed
for the position without me?
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Oh, you wait till you see him.
You'd think he were a Chippendale.
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Right. I just think, for the rest
of the staff, Leighton's sacking,
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it hit them quite hard.
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They may not be shitting rainbows
but they're working.
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They blame me for it.
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Oh, that's what this is
all about, is it?
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Listen Julie, do you want to be
liked or respected?
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Can I not be both?
Nobody's both.
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What about um... Richard Branson?
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I can't stand that bastard.
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You know what I could go for, right
now? A big lump of crab.
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Crab?
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You know you can't have shellfish
when you're pregnant, don't you?
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Another thing I can't do.
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I tell you, soon as this baby's out,
I'm eating crab.
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Will they let you take it on the
rollercoaster?
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Hi, you two. How's it going?
Fine.
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I was just passing and thought you
might like a doughnut.
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No thanks.
Sue?
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Trying to give a pregnant lady a
doughnut?
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Do you know what that
could do to her?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what I was thinking.
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Of course, duh.
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You can have doughnuts
when you're pregnant.
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Can you? I'm sure it said
in the pregnancy book you can't,
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or was that soft cheese?
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So how was that
party the other night?
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Oh, someone brought bongos.
Bongos. Seriously.
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I went soon after that,
went back to Stu's.
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Oh, right...
Do you fancy lunch later?
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh, here we go.
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Who fancies a doughnut?
Grrr! "Yes please, Julie."
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No thanks.
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Knowing you, you'll probably sack us
for eating on the job.
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Andy that is mental!
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How are you Kieran?
How's Emily?
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Do you mean Emma?
Yeah, she's fine.
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Great. That's great to hear.
Yeah, say "hello" to her from me.
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She doesn't know who you are -
might be a bit weird.
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Margaret? Would you like a doughnut?
Mmmm!
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Oh, no thank you. French muck.
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Who would like...10 pounds?
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Anyone? Guys? 10 pounds!
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Jesus.
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No, probably a bit strange,
completely agree.
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See you later, guys.
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Typical management bribe, trying to
stop us striking about Leighton.
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Exact same thing
happened during the miners strike.
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They gave them all doughnuts?
Don't be stupid... sausage rolls.
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No, I know when someone's trying to
butter me up before they shaft me.
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Urgh, that's disgusting!
Tell me about it.
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Just picture it - Julie buttering
him up before she shafts him.
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It could happen.
I'm off.
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So why not check out our
fish counter deals, from pollock
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and cod to delicious crab.
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Mmmm, crab, beautiful crab...
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Plus there's buy one get one
free on toilet roll till Wednesday.
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What's up with ya?
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Now, the tour guide told us they
hadn't seen hornets
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on the island for years.
I mean, what are the odds!?
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Alright, what're you doing here?
I've come to apply for a job.
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What you really doing here,
smart arse?
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Skiving off lectures, and
thought I'd come in and say "hello".
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And see if you maybe fancy lunch?
Ooh, lunch.
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What's weird about lunch?
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Nothing. It's just very
formal - lunch.
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I wouldn't get your hopes up.
I was thinking Spoons...
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Pizza Express... if you're lucky.
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Mmmm, my daughters can't get
enough of Pizza Express, apparently.
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I dunno, I've sort of made plans,
so...
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Can't you unmake them? Not really.
Well, I'll buy.
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Yeah, alright. Well, give me
five minutes...
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I've got to go put my face on.
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Now, where was I? Yes, hornets
literally swarming all over my face.
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Ow!
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Oh! Oh, Vic. How are you?
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Oh, not three bad, Julie.
Hey, where's curly? Sorry?
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Lad with the curly hair. Tall one.
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Always helps me
with the high shelves.
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Oh, I'm afraid Leighton no longer
works here. Curly's gone?
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Yes. It was a senior management
decision. I tell you what,
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why don't I reach up for you?
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Oh... no, no, no thank you.
No. Bugger that.
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Can I return these please?
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I don't do returns...
Wow, you couldn't give 'em away.
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They must really hate you.
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They all blame me for Leighton.
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Idiots. You did the right thing.
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There's loads of people
I'd sack in here.
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Andy and Kieran, for starters. And
that Neville one. Security bloke.
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Fishmongers. All the night staff.
They are thick as pig sh... Hiya.
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What d'ya want?
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Eurgh! It's disgusting, that.
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It's not my fault, is it?
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Tastes like paint!
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Do you know what I do if someone's
arsey with me, like him?
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I'll just stick a security
tag in their pocket,
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it makes the alarms go off.
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That's well clever. You got a bit
going on up there, ain't ya?
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As well as down there.
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Oh. Is it the biggest you've been
with?
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Top 40...probably.
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Hello, Colin. Er... are you doing
tasting stands?
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Yeah.
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Both of you? They've put you
two at the front of the store.
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I know, we're rubbish at this stuff.
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Well, I do hate to speak ill of
someone
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when they're stood
right in front of me but, yes.
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Bewildering.
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Don't let me stop you, though.
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Lorraine de Chain, we meet again.
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To what do I owe
the pleasure this time?
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Well, as I was in the area,
I thought I'd pop in,
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you know, make sure everything
was okey-dokey.
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I don't know if you got my memo
about the No Nonsense figures.
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Already dealing with it. Got a
tasting station at the entrance.
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Hmmmm.
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It's... obviously it's your ship.
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I don't want to come in and start
messing with you sails,
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loosening
your knots and things...
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Get to the point Gavin.
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Colin and Lisa? You might be
better to stick Leighton there...
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he'd knock it out of the park
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I'm afraid we had to let
Leighton go.
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I know your fond of the lad, Gavin,
but he was a numpty.
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Let him go?
Hmm-hmm.
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But Leighton's such a key
member of the Valco family.
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Well, you mess up
and you're not part of my family.
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You ask my niece -
not spoken to her in three years.
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Sacking Leighton?
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I might need to sit down.
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We had no choice, Gavin.
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I'm having a trouble taking this in.
Julie let him down gently.
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And I've already found his
replacement...
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you should see the six
pack on him.
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Julie did it?
Good Lord!
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I think I might need to
actually lie down.
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- Now don't smoke them all at once.
- Thanks.
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Oh hi, Neville. I don't suppose you
want a doughnut, do you?
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Nobody else does.
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Julie, I would love a doughnut.
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At least someone wants one.
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I was beginning to
feel like a leper.
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What's that one?
That's cinnamon.
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Ah. Oh dear. Better not then,
the old allergies.
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I'll go for this one instead,
so long as it's not apple...
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Oh no, that one is apple.
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Oh, damn. I don't want the old neck
swelling up again so...
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Neville, you like me, don't you?
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Actually, would you mind leaving?
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It's just the dust from the
cinnamon could be quite dangerous.
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Oh, yes of course.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Neville.
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Oh.
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Alright, Neville, you seen Katie?
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A young gentleman picked
her up for lunch.
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I think he's one of her
uni friends.
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Oh, right. I was meant to go for
lunch with her... no worries.
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Oh well, not so glum.
I'll be free when she gets back.
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We could go for a boys lunch
together.
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Maybe go for a beer... or three.
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Yeah... I can't actually, I er...
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No, well, not to worry...
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00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,368
You change your mind, I shall
be out in the car.
238
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:04,248
Thanks, buddy.
239
00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:08,328
Curly. Curley, my helper. Where are
you, my lad, when we need you?
240
00:12:09,848 --> 00:12:11,768
Oh, good.
241
00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:19,928
Oh, Gavin! Oh, it's so good to see a
friendly face.
242
00:12:20,008 --> 00:12:21,808
What are you doing here?
243
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,408
I'll tell you what I'm doing here.
244
00:12:23,488 --> 00:12:26,968
I'm wondering what the flip has
going on, pardon my French.
245
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:30,008
Gavin, What's happened?
You're like a man possessed.
246
00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:33,608
I've just heard that you
and Lorraine have fired Leighton.
247
00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:36,248
Lorraine made me do it
and I couldn't say "no",
248
00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:37,448
because she's a total...
249
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:39,968
I don't want to hear any excuses,
Julie.
250
00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:44,248
You have dismissed one of the key
members of our Valco family.
251
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,848
Oh, please stop screaming, Gavin.
Everyone here hates me.
252
00:12:47,928 --> 00:12:50,408
I can't take you hating me as well.
253
00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:53,568
I don't hate you Julie,
I'm just very disappointed!
254
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,968
Can you not make all this go away
and get him his job back?
255
00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:59,168
What, interfere with a store
manager's staffing?
256
00:12:59,248 --> 00:13:01,408
Oh, I don't want to
go down as the next Peter Carling!
257
00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:03,928
No, he had written warnings,
my hands are tied.
258
00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:05,728
What am I going to do, Gavin?
259
00:13:05,808 --> 00:13:09,048
I can't sit here all day, hiding
from my staff, eating doughnuts.
260
00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:10,768
I've had five already.
261
00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:14,488
You've made this bed, Julie.
I think you should eat it.
262
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,448
Oh, I love kipping at work.
263
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:26,888
Yeah, but you can't do it when
you're stocking shelves, though.
264
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:28,168
Yeah, you can. No, you can't.
265
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,608
All you have to do is tell them
you're going for a dump,
266
00:13:30,688 --> 00:13:32,888
then go sleep in the toilets.
267
00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:34,088
That's amazing.
268
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:38,168
They never check. I did six
hours in there last Monday.
269
00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:41,368
I've got a travel pillow
hidden in the cistern. Wow.
270
00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:46,008
Go on, your turn.
Yeah? Yeah.
271
00:13:50,808 --> 00:13:53,688
So... I'll see you at uni on
Thursday, then?
272
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,848
Not unless I see you first.
273
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:59,768
Sounds a bit stalkery.
Sorry. It's alright.
274
00:13:59,848 --> 00:14:03,488
I was just meaning, if you did want
another posh lunch, let me know.
275
00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:07,768
Yeah. No, that'd be nice.
Cool beans. I'll see you soon then.
276
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,888
Yeah. See you soon.
277
00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:11,488
Stalker.
278
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,568
There you go, that's the one next to
me. We're not moving next to you.
279
00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,448
You haven't thought it through, have
you?
280
00:14:17,528 --> 00:14:19,768
We could knock the walls through,
make one big house.
281
00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:22,808
Eh, we could have walkie talkies.
Yeah, thanks mate, but no thanks.
282
00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:25,208
My second house only had
a single bedroom.
283
00:14:25,288 --> 00:14:28,608
We had to have bunk beds.
"Night, Alan", I'd shout down.
284
00:14:28,688 --> 00:14:30,448
"Night, night, Margaret," he'd shout
up.
285
00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:32,488
Oh, here she is.
Where were you at lunch?
286
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:34,488
Sorry, I had to go to the bank.
287
00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:36,688
Oh, right.
You could have just said.
288
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:38,528
Yeah, sorry.
289
00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:40,968
How you getting on then,
you big homeowner?
290
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,408
Alright, till Andy
stuck his big, fat oar in.
291
00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:45,648
Walkie talkies, Katie.
292
00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:48,168
What about that one?
That one's nice.
293
00:14:48,248 --> 00:14:52,888
Oh, yeah... Oh, wait, it's rental.
Oh, it's perfect though.
294
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,128
Think you'd better run
that by your boss first.
295
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,688
Are you going to ask Lorraine?
296
00:14:56,768 --> 00:15:00,008
Emma's not my boss. Sod it.
297
00:15:00,088 --> 00:15:03,248
I'll arrange a viewing,
see if we can go look at it tonight.
298
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:16,048
Ah, well maybe all this could do
with a tidy up, here.
299
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:19,048
Do you know who was very good at
keeping things tidy? Leighton.
300
00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,328
Glad he had one string on his bow.
301
00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:25,368
There seem to be a few moody
faces now he's gone.
302
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:27,728
Again, it's your ship obviously but,
303
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:30,288
you know the worse thing that can
happen on a ship is a mutiny.
304
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,568
You don't want to have to make them
walk the plank...
305
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:35,568
Not the frigging ships again!
Look at me Gavin. What do you see?
306
00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:38,888
Well, I...
307
00:15:38,968 --> 00:15:42,968
You see a strong, successful,
attractive woman, that's what.
308
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:47,088
Do really you think I became
that by not sticking to my guns?
309
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:48,608
Not really sure how to answer that.
310
00:15:48,688 --> 00:15:52,408
Leighton is not coming back.
He is the past.
311
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:57,448
This is the future - Diego.
312
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:00,928
Where's tweedle-tit?
313
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,648
Colin?
314
00:16:04,728 --> 00:16:07,168
Er, he's helping,
helping a customer.
315
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,768
Tell him to get back on here.
316
00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:16,648
Helping a customer? You could've
been a bit more believable.
317
00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:18,128
Soz, I panicked.
318
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:32,448
Hi hun.
Hey.
319
00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:36,008
You er, going to introduce me?
320
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:38,048
Oh this is my wife, Emma.
Enchante.
321
00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:41,968
Lovely to meet you.
We're going house hunting.
322
00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,648
Very exciting.
323
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,688
Oh yeah, Kieran said. Have fun.
324
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:46,928
Hey, I had a look on my lunch,
325
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,528
and I think I found something that
might be worth us seeing.
326
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,688
Oh. But Kieran, that's a rental.
327
00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:54,008
Yeah, I know, but look at it.
328
00:16:54,088 --> 00:16:56,568
We could rent somewhere really nice
rather than rushing in.
329
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,128
I rent now,
it really takes the pressure off.
330
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,928
You know? No more worrying
about the bank taking everything.
331
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:04,248
Rush in!?
Kieran, we're married!
332
00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:07,408
Yeah I know but... God, do we have
to do it straight away?
333
00:17:08,808 --> 00:17:11,048
I think we'll
talk about this in the car.
334
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,688
Oops!
335
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,728
And then when you said she'd given
the written warnings...
336
00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:20,288
Well, I wasn't sure she had,
337
00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:23,008
so I took a look through his file and
guess what?
338
00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:24,168
Julie!?
339
00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:26,328
It seems in her rush to
get rid of him,
340
00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:29,648
Lorraine neglected to issue Leighton
any written warnings.
341
00:17:29,728 --> 00:17:30,808
Blood and sand!
342
00:17:30,888 --> 00:17:33,248
Julie, you're telling me you broke
in to a manager's office
343
00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:35,208
and searched through confidential
files,
344
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,448
just so that we could reinstate
a member of staff?
345
00:17:37,528 --> 00:17:40,208
Yes, but I thought it...
Well, good work, Julie.
346
00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:42,928
Well, I think I'd better have a
little word with Lorraine.
347
00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:45,248
Just don't go in there
like a bull in a China shop.
348
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:48,168
You know what you're like when the
red mist descends.
349
00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:52,288
Listen, I'm an area manager.
350
00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:57,008
We do have to use the old hair dryer
treatment... from time to time.
351
00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:03,128
Absolutely Mike, I don't
mind saying...
352
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,968
I wondered if I might... Oh sorry,
I er, didn't realise you...
353
00:18:06,048 --> 00:18:07,288
I'll just... Sorry...
354
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,648
Sorry, I was interrupted...
355
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:17,128
Crab? Don't take the mick,
you know I can't have it.
356
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,888
It's No Nonsense crab.
Here, read the label.
357
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:24,168
There's more real crabs in Colin's
pant's than there is in there.
358
00:18:24,248 --> 00:18:27,088
I told ya - No Nonsense -
what a load of crap.
359
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:32,088
Well, hello, what you waiting for?
Tin opener. Oh, for...
360
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:40,048
Urgh, even I wouldn't eat
this shit.
361
00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:45,568
Ooh... d'you know, while we're here,
maybe we could um...?
362
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:51,768
Hmmm. Oh, shift's almost finished.
I was gonna go home.
363
00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:52,968
Yeah, course.
364
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,448
We could do it at mine, if you want?
365
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:58,608
My nan's not in so...
366
00:19:00,248 --> 00:19:02,048
What you on about?
367
00:19:02,128 --> 00:19:03,088
Alright?
368
00:19:05,008 --> 00:19:07,648
We could shag out of work...
369
00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:09,728
You know, like, in houses and stuff.
370
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:12,848
Colin, don't get clingy.
371
00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:15,408
Jesus.
372
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:23,968
Not if I see you first, you nob
head.
373
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:29,408
Permission to board.
374
00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:32,088
What is it, Gavin?
I'm just going now...
375
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:35,168
I thought I could drop off
Leighton's file at HR for you.
376
00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:38,608
I do like to think I'm a little more
reliable than Royal Mail.
377
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:41,848
Thank you.
378
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:46,808
Oh... one more thing.
379
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:48,088
Best to check...
380
00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:50,768
you do have Leighton's written
warnings here, don't you?
381
00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:52,928
Written? No. They were verbal.
382
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:57,208
Oh. Well, that does put us
in rather a tricky pickle.
383
00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:59,968
We do require written warnings...
384
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,208
it's for Valco's protection more
than anything.
385
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:06,368
You're worrying about nothing. I bet
the boy can't even spell tribunal.
386
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:09,248
To be fair, Leighton's spelling has
never been short of excellent.
387
00:20:09,328 --> 00:20:12,568
Let's stop pissing around the
mulberry bush here, shall we, Gavin?
388
00:20:12,648 --> 00:20:15,208
Are you telling me to rehire
Leighton?
389
00:20:15,288 --> 00:20:17,648
Well, er... not in so many...
390
00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:19,888
Yes.
I thought this was my ship?
391
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,048
Well, it is, of course.
392
00:20:22,128 --> 00:20:24,848
But it is part of a larger
fleet,
393
00:20:24,928 --> 00:20:27,568
of which I could be
considered an admiral. I mean...
394
00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:30,808
Enough about bastard boats!
395
00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:33,208
Fine, Gavin, you win.
396
00:20:33,288 --> 00:20:34,848
I will re-hire him.
397
00:20:34,928 --> 00:20:36,968
I like to think that we all win.
398
00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:40,448
A happy Valco family is
a healthy Valco family.
399
00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:56,088
Oh, Andy. Andy, did you hear the
great news about Leighton?
400
00:20:56,168 --> 00:20:59,448
Oh, Gavin got him reinstated? Yeah.
At least someone's got our backs...
401
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:00,408
No, but it was me...
402
00:21:00,488 --> 00:21:03,048
To be honest, it was more to
do with me threatening to strike.
403
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:06,168
I mean, they can't have their
head butcher down tools, can they?
404
00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:08,888
Well done, Andy.
Julie, I've done you that list.
405
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,008
Sorry what?
406
00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:12,888
People to sack, after what we were
talking about before.
407
00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:16,368
But, I'm on this list, Sharon!
Yeah. You're top.
408
00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:22,168
Oh, Lorraine...
Is everything okay?
409
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:25,088
I mean, with Leighton? Yep.
So... you're alright then?
410
00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:28,648
I'm alright, Julie. It's you I'd
be worried about. Goodnight.
411
00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:40,048
Oh Lord, my keys!
My key's in the dog.
412
00:21:42,688 --> 00:21:44,728
Oh, they're gone.
They're bloody gone.
413
00:21:44,778 --> 00:21:49,328
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