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I'm quite nervous. Just say your
line!
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Stop that now.
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If you can get it cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it meself.
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Red 'ot deals.
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We've got offers
on everything from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two-for-ones.
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Service with a smile.
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We have fresh produce. Delivered
daily. Don't forget the Valco tick!
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Am I getting paid for this?
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- Valco... I wasn't ready!
- Oh, weren't you? Ha ha ha!
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Valco serves you right!
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Valco serves you right!
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Which is why 20p from
every bunch goes straight to our banana farmers.
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Valco - putting
the 'fair' into Fairtrade.
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Just to remind all our
customers,
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there's a fabulous offer on our Valco
own-brand pork sausages.
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Two packets for the price of one.
Sizzlingly sensational!
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And your olives.
Lord knows why you want them.
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Like salty grapes, they are.
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Thank you.
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Ohh! Thank
you for shopping at Valco! Ha ha ha!
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Oh, Andy, I nearly jumped out of me
bones! Ha ha ha!
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Ahhh, I'll never get used
to all this fame.
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Me picture all over the store, people
staring. I feel like that William.
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What, Prince William? No, that
singer, Andy, he were on that show.
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About singers.
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Hang on, are you talking about
will.i.am? Is that how you say it?
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Why doesn't he just call himself
"I'm William"?
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It's like a nickname! He's
just showing off, if you ask me.
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Hey, why don't I 'ave a nickname?
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Erm... ohh, I've got it,
I've got it.
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Erm, Marg. E...
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Ret? Ret, yeah! Ha ha ha!
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That's the view from the pool.
Yeah, great.
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That's the sea. Right.
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That's the sea again.
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That's a boat in the sea.
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Oh, for god's sake, didn't you take
any interesting photos?
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Sea, sea, beach, burger, sea.
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Everyone goes topless over there.
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Nice baps, by the way.
Aw, d'you think?
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Go on, let's have a feel! Oh, stop
it!
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Get off!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Perfect. Leighton, I need you to...
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Have you only done the bottom shelf?
I was thinking.
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Again? Yeah. And I thought,
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traditionally,
when people sit on the toilet,
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the toilet roll's usually
quite low down.
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So, maybe we should sell it low
down.
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I mean, I did come to the idea
through thinking.
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Hang on a minute.
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Have you changed the whole aisle?!
Yeah. I came in at 6.
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So...
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At hand height, we have soap, rubber
gloves and nail polish. Oh God.
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At head height,
we have shampoo, toothpaste
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and razors-although we've got some
of those down at leg height as well,
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depending on...
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um, what you want to shave.
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I really don't know what to
say.
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Well, if you want, I could tell head
office
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that we came up with the idea
together...
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Leighton, I seriously think that you
should put everything back
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how it was before.
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Can do!
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Oh, and did you finish Gavin's
leaving DVD? Can did!
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Yeah. Managed to get all the staff
in there, apart from Gavin.
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I couldn't find him.
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But my message is
definitely on there? Oh yeah.
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I loved your poem, actually. Aww!
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I never knew so many words rhymed
with Gavin, I couldn't think of any.
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Um...
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Tavern? Cavern?
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Well, just make sure that
everything's ready for 12 o'clock.
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And try
and brighten the canteen up a bit.
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You know, get some balloons or
something. Gavin loves balloons!
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Oh, I've got one!
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Gavin... no, sorry, it's the same.
Sorry.
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Ey up.
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Oh, ho ho, aha!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Mr and Mrs Kieran.
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Aww, it's great to see my faithful
servant back at my side!
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I missed you, buddy.
So come on, how was your honeymoon?
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Yeah, it were nice.
Oh, Dubai was... incredible.
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And I got to spend two weeks
with my lovely new husband.
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Yeah, although one week would
have been enough.
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I still say you should have
gone to Orlando.
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Disney World, Free Willy in a tank.
You can get a day pass for the lot.
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Maybe next time, mate. Um, next
time? Second honeymoon, I mean.
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Right, I'm off. Don't be late!
Oh, what's happening later?
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A romantic meal for the newly-weds?
No, Homebase.
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There's a massive discount
on lamps. Does it have to be tonight?
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I said I'd catch up with me mates.
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Yes, it does have to be tonight!
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Bye - hubby. See ya.
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Well, that didn't take long.
What didn't take long?
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You, getting cosy under Emma's big
thumb. Lamps!
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Ouch!
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D'you want summat?
Nothing you're offering.
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Could have fooled me, you're like a
seagull hanging round a trawler.
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Really? Must be the smell. Oh.
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Actually, I think I've got, erm...
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Yeah.
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Eyyy! Yeah. Well done. Yeah. Yeah,
funny. Yeah.
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Them bakers do my head in.
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Why don't you like 'em, Andy? Well,
look at 'em, with all their bread.
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They think they're on the same
level as us.
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Don't they have to train for seven
years? That's doctors, Margaret.
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They shouldn't even
have their own counter.
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I mean, fishmongers, fair enough.
Deli counter...
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alright, I'll let it go cos it's
you, and the army,
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they can have their own counter
if they worked in supermarkets.
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I took one of their bread rolls
home for Alan. He woofed it down!
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There never used to be a bakery.
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Just used to have a shelf that said,
"White Bread".
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These days there's pitta,
focaccia, baguettes...
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you have to speak five languages
just to ask for the stuff.
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Not this again. And don't get me
started on falafels! How many times?
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Falafel's not a bread! Oh, typical!
They've even got you fooled.
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And anyway, I 'ate them bakers.
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Oh, look out, here she comes.
The poison dwarf.
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Morning, pig chops.
Did I hear a noise?
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Oh, sorry,
I didn't see you there, Sharon.
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Margaret, can you get
a chair for Sharon to stand on?
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He's joking, Margaret. Oh, ha, yeah!
Chair, yeah. Ha ha.
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You lot are quiet.
We haven't stopped all morning.
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It's a marathon, not a sprint.
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Let's see how cocky you are during
the three o'clock meat-rush.
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Anyway, I just wanted to fill you in
on summat I heard on the grapevine.
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I am the grapevine.
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Oh, I guess you know about the new
boss then? Course I do.
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What about him? Well, he is a she,
for starters. And she's from Iceland!
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So? So, they don't have
butchers at Iceland, do they?
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They don't have butchers at all.
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Margaret, can you get me that chair,
please? I think I need to sit down.
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Chair, ha ha ha! You! Heh heh.
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You'll be alright.
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Now, I must be away by three o'clock.
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Otherwise head office is going
to have my guts
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turned into piles of garters.
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Of course. But you're not to be
late for lunch, either.
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12 on the dot, it's very important.
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I agree, most important
meal of the day.
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After breakfast.
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In fact, I think
I'm in the mood for a jacket potato.
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And, delete.
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There, Gavin Strong has
been erased from the matrix.
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Oh, Gavin! It's like you're painting
yourself out of a picture.
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Well, it's only an email address,
Julie,
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you can't get attached to
these things.
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Mind you, I'm going to miss this
keyboard though.
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The extended numberpad has
been a lifesaver.
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- Oh, look! Is this a present I see?
- Yes, I think it is!
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- Tee hee! Oh, how thoughtful!
- It's like Christmas Day.
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Oh, the world, what a snazzy tie!
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D'you know what, I might just make
this my Saturday tie. Ohhh!
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Well, it's a damn sight better than
the present I got from the bakers.
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I mean, whoever heard
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of a three-legged gingerbread man?
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Leaping frogs, look at the time.
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Lorraine's going to be here
any minute.
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Oh, you do think she'll like me,
don't you?
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Probably be the best manager you've
ever had. Impossible!
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He's standing proud in front of me.
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Bring on the jacket potatoes.
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How do I look? How's my hair? Does
it say "Professional/dependable"?
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You look like a gold nugget,
Julie. Ohhhhh!
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Ah, Lorraine!
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Here already, we weren't expecting
you for another four minutes!
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I was born two weeks late, Gavin,
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I've never been
late for anything since.
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Hello! I'm Julie Cook.
Deputy Manager at Valco.
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Bit European, intit?
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Marvellous! How about I take you to
my - well, your office?
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I can push pens
when you're gone, Gavin.
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Let's have a tour of the shop floor.
See how this bastard works.
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Ah, Leighton! Just the person.
Lorraine, I'd like you meet Leighton.
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Leighton, this is your new manager.
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It's a real pleasure to meet you,
sir.
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Er, madam, sorry. It's all right,
love.
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Oh, ouch!
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Special occasion, eh, Leighton? Yeah.
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No. No, I just really like balloons.
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Normal balloons, I don't
like the squeaky ones that...
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You twist into animal shapes much,
but this is, er...
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Bye.
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Nice kid.
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We used to have a few special
needs like him at Iceland.
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Inspirational, they were. Oh, no,
Leighton's not learning disabled.
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No, he's just enthusiastic.
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In fact he's a key member of what
I like to call the "Valco Family".
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And which one are you?
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Dirty uncle?
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Heh heh.
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All you do is walk about skiving.
Yeah.
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At least I don't sit on me
fat arse all day.
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Er, don't have a go at my arse.
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You know, I'm probably the only
bloke in Warrington
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who's not had a go at your arse.
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You're disgusting. Alright,
don't get your knickers in a twist.
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I'm not wearing any knickers.
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Hmm.
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Just cos she worked in frozen food,
don't mean anything. You reckon?
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Nah, whoever this bint is she's
gonna be well out of her depth here.
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I'll give her a week.
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I'll bear that in mind.
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Andy.
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I...I knew you were there.
Just, y'know, a bit of banter.
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Ribbing the new boss. And what's
your name, gorgeous?
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K...Kieran.
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Why are you hiding this
one on the meat counter, Gavin?
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Stick him at the front doors, you'd
have a queue of women waiting to get in.
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Me included.
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I'll be keeping a good eye on you.
Kieran.
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Every bit of you.
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Oh, God! It's nearly lunch!
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Gavin, why don't you show Lorraine
the fish counter?
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And I'll meet you in the canteen
in exactly four minutes.
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That is a superb idea.
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Lorraine, I think you'll be
impressed, honestly.
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Some of our shrimp is so big,
you'll think they're prawns. Ha.
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Er, oh,. Or is it the other way
round?
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For somebody from Iceland, she speaks
very good English.
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Could you slow down a little bit,
please?
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Ohh, now everyone, quiet! I think
he's coming! Shhh!
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Put your hat on!
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Ohhh!
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Surprise!
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Come on, everybody, surprise!
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Leighton, DVD!
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What the fudge?
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Oh, my god, what is that? Don't
look, Gavin.
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Leighton, turn it off!
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EEK! Oh, oh!
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Move!
Turn it off!
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Leave it.
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Unplug it! Oh!
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Surprise!
240
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This isn't so much a goodbye as a
"goodbye until I see you all again",
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on the first scheduled
visit on the 22nd.
242
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:34,467
Anyway. Today is also a chance for
you
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to say a big hello to your new
store manager.
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Fresh from the freezers
of Iceland, Lorraine Chaine!
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I'll keep this brief, cos I will be
coming to meet you all individually.
246
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:54,347
Sort out the worker
bees from the lazy bastards.
247
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I'm just messing! Ha ha!
248
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,507
That's handy. She's already met you.
249
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:13,347
Would. Would. No. No way. Nearly
did, once.
250
00:14:13,427 --> 00:14:16,547
Would. Definitely would.
251
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:21,107
What, you'd shag Louis Walsh? He's
cuddly. Jesus, Linda.
252
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,467
What! And he's Irish.
I love the accent.
253
00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:24,747
You need help.
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This is a
customer announcement.
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We are now offering three for two
on all Valco Treat Yourself microwave meals.
256
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So go on, treat yourself.
257
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,387
Louis Walsh, I though he was gay?
258
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:36,707
He won't be when I've finished with
him. Oh, you're making me feel sick.
259
00:14:36,787 --> 00:14:38,707
You know what the best of it is?
At the end of it,
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he'd be able to give me a nice
rating on my performance.
261
00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:44,547
You'd seriously do that? Yeah. I'd
let him do whatever he wanted to me.
262
00:14:44,627 --> 00:14:46,267
Mmmm.
263
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,987
Now, Lorraine, I hope you don't mind.
264
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:54,387
I thought I'd put together
an extra information pack.
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00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:57,187
It's a little bit more detail than
the one you get from head office,
266
00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:59,267
but believe me,
this job can be difficult.
267
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Gavin.
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00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:05,827
Gavin, I'm at the end of my tether,
and I have to say something.
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Margaret! We knock before entering
a manager's office!
270
00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:12,827
What is it, Margaret? It's the other
me's! They're everywhere!
271
00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:16,747
I can't work with me
own face staring at me all the time.
272
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:21,067
Please can we get rid of them?
Let me handle this. No, Margaret.
273
00:15:21,147 --> 00:15:24,787
The cut-outs are staying, and
that's final. Gotta be honest, Gavin.
274
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:28,307
I'm all ears. She's bang right.
Those cut-outs give the wrong image.
275
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,027
Some old woman, smiling? Ha! It
looks like an advert
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for a retirement home. No offence,
love.
277
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:36,627
Thank you. I'll get them
shifted for you.
278
00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:38,827
Oh, that's the best news I've
heard all afternoon.
279
00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:42,347
Sorry I didn't knock,
I didn't want to make a noise.
280
00:15:58,855 --> 00:15:59,975
Oh!
281
00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:01,615
Andy! Grr!
282
00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:10,048
So what do you do, Julie?
Apart from stick on mucky films.
283
00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:12,168
Well, I have numerous duties
which...
284
00:16:12,248 --> 00:16:14,008
Don't worry, flower, I'm just
messing.
285
00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:15,968
Scuse me, mate, your doors
won't open.
286
00:16:16,048 --> 00:16:17,848
Oh. I'll deal with this,
Gavin.
287
00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:20,168
There's a bit of knack to
these doors.
288
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:23,048
It's all about the way
you walk up to them.
289
00:16:23,128 --> 00:16:24,528
Oh!
290
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,168
You'd probably best use the manual
override there, Julie.
291
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:29,528
I'm fine Gavin.
I can do some things by myself.
292
00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:33,608
It's more about the rhythm than
anything.
293
00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,608
I've got to get to the vet's for
four.
294
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,688
Julie, I really think
the key is your...
295
00:16:40,768 --> 00:16:43,408
I'm not going to use the bloody key,
Gavin, just shut up!
296
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,568
Julie!
297
00:16:45,648 --> 00:16:47,848
Two packets of Valco own
brand soft white
298
00:16:47,928 --> 00:16:49,608
rolls for the price of one.
299
00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:51,328
Brilliant barbeque buns. Enjoy.
300
00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:54,368
There you go, love. Have a nice day.
301
00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:58,648
She just can't stand butchers. She
doesn't seem to mind me.
302
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:01,288
Think it's just you, mate. What the
hell am I supposed to do?
303
00:17:02,608 --> 00:17:05,008
The old Andy Richmond charm routine.
304
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,888
That is not the worst idea you've
ever 'ad. Eh? Eh?
305
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,488
Kieran, you've seen me in action.
306
00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:13,848
When this Casanova turns on the
charm, women quite literally melt.
307
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,568
Ohh, I'll have to close me eyes.
308
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:23,968
That's the stuff. Maybe undo the top
button. Show the goods. Good shout.
309
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:27,328
Hey, I'll stop by Toiletries
on the way, put some splash on.
310
00:17:27,408 --> 00:17:29,208
She won't know what's hit her!
311
00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:31,026
Think stallion!
312
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,746
Oh, there you are! I thought you'd
left us. Oh, good grief.
313
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:38,346
Are you quite all right?
No, I'm not all right.
314
00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:40,666
You're leaving,
and Lorraine thinks I'm stupid.
315
00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:42,746
Can I be honest with you, Julie?
316
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,506
When you were first interiming,
d'you know what?
317
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,966
You were terrible.
What!
318
00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:52,799
You've grown to become one of the
best deputy managers I've ever had.
319
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,900
Right up there with Andrew Burns.
Do you really mean that?
320
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,731
I mean it like a fox, Julie.
321
00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:01,879
Oh, Gavin.
You always make things better.
322
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:04,279
Oh, why do you have to leave?
323
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:07,959
Just as we finally became a team!
Team Gavin and Julie.
324
00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:10,571
It's a bit like a marriage.
325
00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:12,971
Without the sexual intercourse.
326
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,611
No sex on the shop floor,
as the saying goes.
327
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:19,451
Oh, let's never get divorced. Oh!
Yeah.
328
00:18:20,971 --> 00:18:25,051
Er, really should get going now.
Oh. All right. Oh, ow!
329
00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:28,211
Oh, what've you done? It's my watch.
Can't you just... No, it's stuck.
330
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:31,651
No, don't pull, I can't... You're
gonna break one of me strings!
331
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:40,291
Do you mind knocking? Sorry,
Lorraine.
332
00:18:41,531 --> 00:18:46,531
Do you mind if I call you Lorraine?
Boss will do. OK, boss.
333
00:18:46,611 --> 00:18:49,251
I... Shitting Christ,
what's that smell? Dunno.
334
00:18:49,331 --> 00:18:50,731
Smells like a tart's handbag.
335
00:18:50,811 --> 00:18:52,251
How strange. Look...
336
00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:55,651
I think we may have got off on the
wrong foot.
337
00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,491
Get off my desk!
338
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:05,451
What I'm saying is, I think...
339
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,691
you and I...
340
00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:09,811
could be friends.
341
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:13,131
Good friends. Who knows,
342
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,451
maybe more than that.
343
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,571
D'you think I were born yesterday?
344
00:19:16,651 --> 00:19:19,451
Well, you do look very young.
345
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:24,171
Let's get one thing straight.
346
00:19:25,651 --> 00:19:31,571
You might have been able to push
Gavin around like a brown paper bag,
347
00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:33,331
but not me.
348
00:19:33,411 --> 00:19:34,651
Now, is that all?
349
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:39,771
Never seen you lookin' so lovely
350
00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:42,491
as you did tonight
351
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,531
na na hmm hmm bright...
352
00:19:45,611 --> 00:19:47,171
Get. Out.
353
00:19:52,611 --> 00:19:55,011
I'll let you have a go on Kieran, if
you... OUT!
354
00:19:56,051 --> 00:20:00,211
It's a funny feeling though, when you
see yourself being thrown into a bin.
355
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:02,091
I suppose it must be.
356
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:06,251
Is that the last one, Leighton? Yeah.
I think this one's my favourite.
357
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,811
Awww.
358
00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:10,171
Can I 'ave it?
359
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,651
Er, yeah. Aw. I want just the one.
360
00:20:13,731 --> 00:20:16,411
It'll keep my Alan company
when I'm at work.
361
00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:19,571
Lorraine is definitely a lesbian.
It's the only explanation.
362
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,211
I think you need some help on how to
deal with women, mate.
363
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,691
Oh, from the boy who lives under the
thumb and goes to Homebase every night?
364
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:28,451
No, thank you. We're not going to
Homebase anymore actually.
365
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,171
Emma's coming out with me
and my mates.
366
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,171
Oh, how did you find your bollocks?
With a lamp?
367
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:33,291
Oh, grow up.
368
00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:37,571
Er, I better dash. See you tomorrow.
369
00:20:50,491 --> 00:20:53,411
Oh, er, Miss Chaine! Miss Chaine!
370
00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:57,371
I just wanted to apologise for what
happened earlier.
371
00:20:57,451 --> 00:21:00,811
I'm sorry I lost it. I suppose I
just wanted to impress the new boss.
372
00:21:00,891 --> 00:21:02,611
Oh, don't worry, kid.
373
00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:06,051
I've given blow jobs to impress
the boss before now. Right.
374
00:21:07,371 --> 00:21:10,491
Well, um, anyway, I'll be much
more on it tomorrow. I promise.
375
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:13,851
Any plans for tonight? I'll probably
just stay up.
376
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:15,851
And then go to bed.
377
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:18,931
How about you?
Up to anything exciting? Maybe.
378
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,571
Someone called me a liar.
I gotta go and sort them out. Right.
379
00:21:22,651 --> 00:21:26,091
Well, erm, I'll see you tomorrow
then. Have a good one, kid.
380
00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:33,291
Have you got me handbag? Yes.
381
00:21:33,341 --> 00:21:37,891
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