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Shit.

I bet you a hundred
I lose them.

- That's a hundred bucks you owe me.
- What?

Your silence was your bet.
You know that, right?

Shit!

Step out of the car!
Step out of the car!

- Show me your hands.
- My hands are right here.

- Hands! Step away. Step away!
- We're on our way to the hospital.

- Listen-- Listen to-- Listen to me!
- Stop resisting!

- Nobody's resisting you!
- Hey, get out of the car.

Put your hands up
and get out of the car!

He can't! Why don't you
open your eyes?

Look at the tags!
What do you think's keeping him
sitting there so pretty?

14-81.
There's a chair, Sarge.

Good job, Columbo.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

He's a quadriplegic.
We're on our way to the hospital.

The man is having a seizure.

Oh, Christ.

You all go ahead and take
your sweet time though.

- He's probably got a few minutes
before the Rigoletto sets in.
- Rigor mortis.

It's Rigoletto.
Quads are already paralyzed,
so it's a special term.

Are you all seriously
still standing there?

Check him out.

We got a problem, guys.

You'll have a bigger problem if
I don't get him to the hospital.

- Call an ambulance.
- You think an ambulance
is faster than this car?

Boom! Huh?

Jesus. You really sold
that one, didn't you?

Rigoletto?

All right,
so we radioed ahead.

They're coming out with a gurney.
All right?

- Okay.
- You gonna be fine.

Appreciate you, man.

What now?

Just over there.

Such a waste of time,
all of this.

What was I supposed to do?

You couldn't breathe.

Yvonne.

I said no extraordinary
measures. Repeatedly.

Where are the signatures?

I've been looking. Trust me.

I'm not paid to trust you.
Do you want to go back to prison?

I didn't belong in prison.

You need to prove
you're looking for work.

I am.

It's just that the leads that the computer
keep choosing for me, they not for me.

The computer don't know me.
You don't know me.

Well, I know you,
Mr. Scott.

And you need three signatures by
tomorrow or you can tell it to the judge.

What does great customer
service mean to you?

Doing the right thing.
I don't know.

- Tell me about a time when you
worked hard to solve a problem
- This morning. Getting up.

Do you even want to work here?

I just need a signature.

Don't give up.

- Like this?
- Yeah, that should do it.

Why is my cook and her
husband doing this?

Because you fired David.

But we have some great résumés
for life auxiliaries,

and we're gonna
find you someone.

Someone you like.

I have an interview
with a Mr. LaCasse.

Same.

First elevator.
I'll send it up for you.

Wait.
This thing going up?

You here for the cleaning gig?

Uh... life auxiliary.

- Life what?
- Auxiliary.

That what they calling it now?

White people got a name
for everything.

Penthouse?

This an apartment.

Yo.

Are you asking me
to move over?

Except I'm not asking.
Just move, man.

Ain't this gig supposed to be
for the whole building?

No, just for him.
Mr. LaCasse.

What, you got to put on your Sunday
clothes just to push his broom?

So... what would you
like to tell us?

I take my relationship
with my clients very personally.

Seriously, I mean.
And professionally as well.

Of course.

I don't hear "disability."
I hear "this ability."

Let me be your hands
and your arms and your legs.

Allow the space
where you begin and I end

to be both infinite
and infinitesimal.

Y-- I love that.
You--

All right.

Your book changed me,

so, I figured, even if
I don't get the position,

I could get an autograph.

How would you get
an autograph?

It's sort of
an interesting thought--

The chair is a metaphor
for energy.

The way I look at it,
it's not what's been taken from you.

It's what you've been given.

I was with my previous
client for 18 years,

so you can't get rid of me.

Well, I have kids of my own, so washing?
Check.

Feeding? Check.
Spills and accidents?
Check, check.

- I was a sociology major.
- I have to go get my kid, man.

You can't always tell by looking
at someone what's wrong with them.

Tell me more about the--
the previous-- Excuse me.

- What are you doing?
- Relax. It's not a holdup.

I mean, even though you've been holding
me up for damn near an hour out there.

- I gotta get to my kid, yo.
- You need to wait your turn.

All I need is a John Hancock.
It ain't gonna take you
but a second, lady.

Are you delivering something?

Yeah. Employment papers.
I just gotta have somebody sign it.

It's gotta be, like, a manager
or the owner. Is that you?

Nah, it ain't you.
Is that you, boss?

Yes.

Fantastic, man.
Just sign this one, please.

How would I sign it?

I don't know. Slowly?

- What, don't your arms work?
- They don't.

Hey. What about you, sweetie?

- Why do you need a signature?
- I don't need a signature.
My PO needs a signature.

As a matter of fact, you should
put your number down here

just in case she wanna
phone or check in.

That way it looks like I did
what I said I was gonna do.

And if she asks,
just say an extremely attractive
candidate came in here,

but you all weren't looking
for a supermodel.

I'm sorry.
Who might phone?

- My PO.
- PO?

His parole officer.

What's that look about?

Don't judge me.
I ain't judged you.

Will you excuse us
for a moment, please?

Thank you.

I gotta get to my kid, man.

- Why don't you have a seat?
- Nah, I'm good.

So, you need a signature.
You don't need a job?

- I need both.
- Well, then have a seat.

Please.

Have you ever done
this kind of work before?

I've done every kind of work
that you can do with a record.

What were you in for?

- You're not allowed to ask me
that question in an interview.
- Says?

Says the Constitution.

As a matter of fact, now that
you asked me that question,
you gotta offer me the job.

Okay.

Okay?

Okay. I'm offering you
the position.

What? Philip,
what are you doing?

I'm offering him the position.
So?

I don't want to be
your janitor, man.

Janitor? No, no.
We're hiring a life auxiliary.

A what? What--
What is that?

He doesn't even know what
he's applying for, Philip.

I need assistance.

My arms don't work,
as you so astutely noted.

Nor do my legs.

I can only move my neck.

- You can move your mouth.
- As can you.

So, what does that mean?

I gotta carry you
around or something?

You'd have to transfer me
to the chair, to my bed,
to the car.

There would be some travel,
if that interests you.

It don't.
I travel enough as it is.

Took me an hour
just to get here.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Uh--

Look, I think your
plantation is bananas,

but unfortunately,
I don't want to be nobody's servant,

so, how about you just sign
my paperwork and I think
about your offer, okay?

Well, we can't sign papers saying
that you're looking for work

if you're going to turn
down the work I offered.

All right, I know you can't,
but how about your boo?

My boo?

Yvonne is not my-- my boo.

No--

Are you, Yvonne?
Are you my boo?

- No, I'm not your boo.
- No. All right.

So, listen, why don't you take
the night and think it over?

Come back tomorrow morning
ready for work,
or we'll sign the papers.

I won't show you out.

Yeah. Don't you get up.

Philip,
why are you doing this?

Because it's what I want.

If you don't like the candidates
that we've found already,

then let's just keep looking.

I would be happy to assist
in finding the perfect--

No, I don't want
your assistance.

You're a businesswoman,
not a nurse.

I know what I am.

I know.
I know that you do.

But I hired you to manage
my affairs, not to--

Rush you to the hospital?

That's what this
is about, isn't it?

You shouldn't have been put
in that position.

Hey. Anthony Scott?

His mother picked him up.

Damn, man.

I said I'd pick Anthony up.

You say a lot of things, Dell,
but I ain't heard from you in days.

- Hey.
- Come on.

What's up, man?

Your mom is still
making you do that?

I got you something.

It's for your birthday.

Which birthday?

I deserve that.

I hear you.

But I mean,
it's still a gift, man.
What do you say?

Anthony.

I'm talking to you.
Anthony.

What are you doing?

Sitting on the couch, Latrice.

Don't think you're staying here.

Just for one night.
I just got kicked out of my place.

- No.
- Latrice--

Dell, go look for work or do
whatever the hell it is that you do.

Okay, so you're in
one of your moods, I see.

Listen--

You know what, Dell?
Get out.

- What?
- Get out!

How you gonna kick me out,
and I'm the one
that found you the place?

Yeah, and look at it.
This place I pay for, not you.

You owe me-- us--
so much child support

that the other thing
you owe us is a thank you

for not reporting you.

I am done, Dell.

I can't. Out.

- I don't want to see you
and neither do Anthony.
- That boy need me.

He need me to protect him
because people around here
eat boys like that for lunch.

How are you gonna protect
him if you ain't never here?

You're asking me to leave.

- Because I can't count on you.
- What do you want from me? Hmm?

Now?

Nothing.

What did I want from you?

Everything.

- Help. Support.
- I support you, Latrice.

- How?
- What do you mean?

Where?

- You never look out
for nobody but you, Dell.
- That's not true.

So, you take a good look at this
falling apartment you found us,

and on your way out,
you look at that child
I have raised by myself.

You know what?
You take a good, hard look
at these things

because you ain't gonna
see 'em again!

Yo, why don't you--

Good-bye, Dell!

You serious right now?

Cool.

You need a place to stay?

Nah, I'm good.

You should get back in the game, man.
I could use you.

Easy money.

Nah, man.
It was never easy.

Jenny?

Jenny.

Philip.

Good morning, Mr. Scott.

Ain't it?

I can sign your paperwork.

There's no need.
I'm gonna take the gig.

Wouldn't it be better
if I just signed your papers?

You are not qualified for this position.
You have never done it before.

Look, does he want me
or not?

Yes. He does.

All right. So, good.
How much does it pay?

- That a month?
- Per week.

All right, well,
I can live with that,

if you throw in
a Metro card. Unlimited.

A Metro card?

I gotta get here, don't I?

Mr. Scott,
this is a live-in position.

Mr. Scott.

Mr. Scott?

This monitor travels with you
at all times.

You need to be available
to Mr. LaCasse 24/7.

Do you have any questions?

Um, yeah.
Why are you so angry?

You'll know when I'm angry.

I scare you?

Yes. Yes, you do,
Mr. Scott,

but not for the reasons
you're implying.

As powerful
as Mr. LaCasse is,

he's a vulnerable man.

So, does it scare me to think
of him in the wrong hands?
Yes, it does.

Well, he don't seem to think
these are the wrong hands.
He picked 'em.

And why do you think
he picked you?

Because I'm
the best candidate.

Because you were
the worst candidate.
By far.

Let's just call this what it is.
It's a game.

In this game,
you get three strikes.

That's the agreement
I made with him.

- You know baseball?
- I do.

- So, you're my referee?
- Umpire.

Just testing you.

Yes. You are.

Mr. LaCasse needs to be transferred
to his chair for breakfast.

- Do you want me to go pick him up?
- Yes.

Yes. Pick him up.

The buckle! Buckle!

You need to buckle him.

This needs to be
strapped at all times.

And now you feed
him breakfast.

- Can you do that?
- Yeah.

Philip, I need to call the gallery.
Are you sure you're good?

Yvonne, I'm fine.

Alexa, lower music.

- What's he saying?
- "Nessun dorma."

No one's sleeping.

Well, how can they when
he's shouting about it?

You blast that shit
just to annoy people?

Is that why you hired me?
To piss that white lady off?

Yvonne? No.

Then why did you hire me?

Can I eat now?

What is this?
Is this an orange?

That is a kumquat.

A kumquat.

Hmm.

What the--

- Another one?
- Hmm.

You know I can feel that,
right?

Oh, sh--

Oh, God.

Okay.

No-- No, I need--
I need to rest a moment.

Have you ever taken
care of anybody?

Yep. Myself.

Hey, hey, hey. Careful.

It's a mobile.

Doesn't that mean move?
Ain't that the point of it?

No. It...

- Yes, but it--
- It's expensive?

It is.

You as rich as Jay-Z?

No. Richer.

- Jeez.
- Mmm.

Money doesn't
buy you everything.

Hey, look like it does to me.

"Nissan doorman" now, baby.

- I'm Dell.
- Maggie. The PT.

More like the PYT.

Your wife okay with Victoria's
Secret dressing you?

I'm not married.

You got a ring on.

My wife died.

Shall we get started?

Each arm,
full range of motion.

Always both sides.

- Any questions?
- Yeah.

Have you thought about
how you're going to tell your
boyfriend you met someone else?

I'll show you how to get
Mr. LaCasse ready for the day.

If you're not too busy.

Nah. Me and Mags got this.

I'll get to show her
my sensitive side.

It's best viewed unclothed
and from behind.

By candlelight.

Have you ever
changed a catheter?

Nah.

- It's not hard.
- It better not be.

Oh, sorry.
This is your sensitive side?

You just slowly--

Ooh.

- ...pull it out.
- Ooh.

Oh.

And the new one--

Oh, man.

...goes right back in.

Oh.

- You pinch the head.
- Mmm.

Then insert.

Mmm. Mmm.

Then you feed it in.

Mmm.

I can't feel it.

Well, I can. Oh!

Oh.

If you can't handle this,
how are you going to--

What's that?

- What is that supposed to be?
- You'll see.

That's your finger?

What, you--

I'm not doing that.

Yeah, that's not--
That's not-- No.

There's no way, so--

I'm not pu-- I'm not putting
my finger in nobody's butt.

I'm not putting a straw
in that man's drink

and I'm not unpacking
his luggage.

- Well, talk to Yvonne.
- About what?

About me not emptying
his dump truck.

Dump truck?

He's talking about
the bowel program.

Oh. Well, that's
part of the job.

That's not part of my job.
That's not what a life "oxillary" does.

It's what a life
auxiliary does.

Well, not this life auxiliary.

- Strike one, Mr. Scott.
- No.

- No, that's not a strike.
That's a check swing.
- No. You broke the plane.

Okay, so you're the plate ump?
Don't you got to talk
to the third base ump?

I'm every umpire.
Strike one.

Do you know about the DNR?

- The "D" and what?
- DNR. Do Not Resuscitate.

It's something you'll have
to agree to, as my carer.

Do you understand
what that means?

Like I don't have to
give you mouth to mouth
if you choking on your kumquat?

No extraordinary measures
if I stop breathing.

Nothing.

I'm good with nothing, man.

So, you don't want to be
here no more, is that it?

Wait. Is that why you hired me
instead of those other guys?

'Cause you thought that
I would DNR your ass?

I'll take my lunch in my room.

Tell Charlotte.

What?

I was paging you.

This is his lifeline.

Strike two.

You can't call that a strike.

I can hear it. I see it.

Strike two.

Let's go. Now!

Can I at least take a shower?

Guten Morgen.

Umgebungsbeleuchtung?

Yeah.

Regenwald?

Sintflutartigen Regen?

Monsun?

Vertikale Spritz?

Yeah.

Stop!

Monsun.

Yvonne!

Yvonne!

Hey!

Alexa, stop!

- Hey.
- What?

- I'll get the shower ready.
- I want that on.

No, man.
Look, I get you trying
to block out the world,

but can you at least
do it to better music?

Have you ever
listened to opera?

Yeah. Opera's really
big in prison.

You can hardly get a seat
on opera night.

Why can't we listen
to Aretha, hmm?

You want to feed your soul,
then listen to its queen.

Think about it. Yeah.

♪ You better think, think ♪

♪ Think about what
You're trying to do to me ♪

♪ Think, think ♪

It's amazing, isn't it?
I sound just like her.

Yeah. When I close my eyes,
which I needed to, it's uncanny.

It's like identity theft.

Oh. No. Eyes. Eyes!

Okay. Okay.

All right.

That wasn't too bad, right?

Oh. Okay. Okay.

You're waterboarding me.

Uh, yes file.

You just gonna
give them $10,000?

It's a nonprofit.

I ain't seen a profit
in a while either.

No, no. That's personal.

- Oh. Persistent.
- Throw it away.

You don't even want to reply?
For closure?

You have to be
at the gallery at 11:00.

That would be a no.

Worth a shot.

So, that's how
you made all your dough,
from writing this stuff?

No. I specialize in turning
around failing companies.

Invested in start-ups.

Uh, okay.

So, let's say that I wanted
to start my own company

that you was gonna
buy for a million.

I'd say, "What is your idea?"

I don't know.

What are you passionate about?

Women. Sleeping.
Sleeping with women.

A little difficult
to monetize.

I got some friends
that'd disagree with you.

Well, be that as it may,

I suggest you find a need
and fill it.

Philip LaCasse!
How are you?

- God.
- Out and about.

Good for you.

You know, I've been
meaning to tell you,

we have found the most
wonderful carer for my mother.

I'll get you the number
of the agency.

Hello.

I'm right here. I'm caring.

Carter, this is Mr.--

Blackman.
Dakewandashay Blackman.

This is Carter Locke.
He lives below us.

- Oh, he's living in?
- Yes. He is.

- I, uh, won't shake your hand.
- That's probably best.

- Come on, P. We gotta bounce.
- We are bouncing, Carter.

All right.

- That your friend?
- Uh--

Get to know me,
Dakewandashay.

- Which car is yours?
- All of these to the right.

All of these?

Yes, but we're selling them.

Oh, my God.

We use this van now.

I'm not putting you in no paddy
wagon unless you're drunk.

- You drunk?
- Just on your positive attitude.

You want positive,
then I'm not putting you
in no big-ass negative.

Goddamn.

They're not practical.

Exactly!

- Ooh!
- ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

Oh, God, you cannot
sell this car, man!

- Oh! ♪
- Yeah ♪

The missing piece.

- You found it.
- Hmm.

- How much?
- Seventy-five.
Firm, I believe.

- I can check.
- Would you?

For 75 G's,
I could paint you a square.

Throw in some rectangles too,
if you want.

Don't you already
got this one?

It's part of a series
my wife loved.

Yeah, but it's
the same painting.

Sorry. It's 80,000.

Hmm. I'll take it.

$80,000?

Do you know what I could do
with $80,000?

Who I can do with $80,000?

Okay, but how do you put
a price on a creative work?

You pay to show
it has a value to you.

I own a collection
of first edition novels.

Books I read as a child,

signed by the authors.

It was a gift from my wife.

One for each year
that we were together.

How much would I pay for those?

I... I really couldn't say.

- What?
- What?

Hey, you know,
I gotta get out of here.
I already got--

Yo, Latrice!

Oh.

- Yeah, all right.
- You okay?

It's all right.
I'll see y'all later.

- Okay.
- What's up?

Whose car is this?

It's my boss's.

- And your boss is?
- Rich.

Hey, I want to see Anthony.

Before you say anything,
Latrice, I'm working. Okay?
Here.

My first paycheck,
signed over to you.

What you doing?

Guy I work for, he can't move,
so I gotta help him get around.

And you make this much?

Yeah.

It's a good gig.

Hope you can hang onto it.

Of course I can hang onto it.

How's he doing?

He's good.

Just got his report card.
All A's.

Apple don't fall
far from the tree.

You the tree in the story.

You think, uh--
You think maybe you could
tell him something for me?

The book that I gave him,
I need to get it back.

Why?

- Because it-
- Wasn't yours to give.

Latrice, listen to me.

Honey,
you gave your son a gift,

and now you want it back?

You pry it out his hands.
I ain't doing your dirty work.

Yo, what you doing
with my kid, man?

Shaking his hand. What,
I can't shake his hand?

Hey, Anthony!

Yo, yo, yo.

What you got going on, man?

Ooh!

Yo, get off!

Get off the car!

Ooh!

Go ahead.
I'll watch it for you.

Where have you been?

I had to run an errand.

- Strike three.
- What?

- Come on. No, no.
That was a foul tip.
- Which I caught.

- So now you're out.
- Yvonne, please.

I'm serious, man.
Like, don't do this, okay?

I had to go take
my check down to my ex.
I didn't have time--

Who said you could
take the car? I did.

Okay.

- Thanks.
- Hmm.

Philip?

Philip?

Philip?

Tell me what to do.
What do you want me to do?

Shit.

Come on, man.
Is it air? It's air?

Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.

Here. Here, breathe.

Take it.

Breathe.

So, you not gonna breathe?
Huh?

Hey! Ain't nothing extraordinary
about breathing, man.

Hey, you know damn well
I need this gig.

So, you take a deep breath,
or I am going to give you
mouth-to-mouth.

Here. Here.

That happen a lot?

No.

You okay, man? I mean,
does something else hurt?

It's my legs.

It's the nerves.

It's called neurogenic pain.
It--

It's like being on fire.

They don't give you
nothing for that?

Different medications.

It helps a bit.

Not enough.

Hurt enough to make you
want to off yourself?

No.

But losing my wife does.

I'm gonna help you.

That's not gonna help.

Tell me after you try it.

So, how did the, uh--

How did the accident happen?

Paragliding.

No, I know that.
I'm saying-- I'm saying how?

Like...
how did it happen?

Bad judgment.

Mine.

There was some rough weather.

We never should have--

But... I always had a--

word, had, a taste
for pushing the envelope.

Who paraglides in a storm?

Lightning.

"What should we do?"

"I know.
Let's go paragliding."

I woke up,

there was Jenny.

My poor wife.

And I remember thinking,

well, honey,

this should take your mind
off the cancer.

Cancer. She...

She had cancer.

And I--

I...

Oh, sorry.

There's nothing
to be sorry about.

I spend a lot of mornings...

before anyone else is up,

before my day is a jumble
of other people's hands,

and I'm still flying.

Oh, God, it took me so high.

And then it took it all away.

But nothing compares
to losing her.

Nothing.

You feeling it yet?

I never feel anything
on this stuff.

You'll feel it.

Wanna bet?

You sh--
You should have bet more
than a hot dog.

What are you talking about?
I bet-- I bet hot dogs for life.

Wait. I don't--
I don't remember that.

We shook on it, man.

You shook my hand.
You think that's going
to hold up in court?

Oh, my. Smells good.

Um, let me get one
recession special.

Yeah. And for him?

Yo, man. Don't do that.
Talk to him.

Sorry. And for you?

I want...

14 hot dogs--

and a banana daiquiri.

You guys high?

Soaring.

You got a dollar?

- Nah.
- You got a dollar?

Would you like a hot dog?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

So, 14 hot dogs,
and one hot dog.

So, 1,500 hot dogs.

1,500 hot dogs.
That's what I want.

Just give me
all your hot dogs.

Mmm. Thanks.

And thanks for speaking up.

I get treated with such--

Or I'm invisible.

Unless they know I have money.

Welcome to my world.
Except the money part.

I don't have no damn money.

I guess I gotta do me some more--
some more lateral thinking.

Gotta make some changes.

Oh! You been reading my book.

I'm trying to.
It's kinda dry though.

Dry? It's not dry.
It's business theory.

Well, okay, my theory
is that the book is dry.

No.

Lateral thinking is like art.

It's another door.

Oh.

Oh, are you ready to
have your mind blown?

I am ready. I'm so ready.

Okay, I got the idea
for my business.

Okay, now, it's an app.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

It's an app that helps you
find the closest weed.

Hmm?

It's called FindMyDealer.

No. No. No.

It's not that.
Take that out, okay?

It's called iDeal.

Because of the "I."

And "deal."

It's iDeal.

You see what I'm saying?
You see how it works?

- I do.
- Right?

But I think you need
to think some more.

That's very niche.

What?
What the hell is niche?

It's the girl version
of a nephew.

So, was your family rich?
Did your daddy give you
all his money?

I earned every penny I have.

My dad gave me nothing.

Oh, well, we got
that in common.

See, my dad was an artist.

He was?

Con. Con artist.

I ain't never see him though.

Unless you want to count the
time we spent together in lockup.

We was in prison together.
Sweet, right?

You know what he said
when he saw me, man?

He said, "Welcome home."

Can you imagine saying some
shit like that to your kid?

Welcome home.

I swear, my son ain't never
going to prison, man.

Too smart.

The boy is so smart.

His mom, she's smart too.

Well, you're smart,
Dell.

A smart-ass.

No.

No, you're smart.

Intelligent.

All right, you ready?

It's on 163rd.
It's just waiting for a million-dollar idea.

Which you have.

Okay. What do you think of
when I say the word "food"?

I think, don't pitch
me a restaurant.

Forget it, man.

What? Do you even cook?

I'm can hire a cook.
Maybe Charlotte.

Oh.

So, your pitch is that you
might hire my cook away from me?

Forget it. Just forget it.

You're so negative.

Maggie says she's, uh,
she's running late.

Okay.

- It can wait.
- It says it can't.

It says I got to change
your crazy straw.

Why don't they have
a self-changing catheter?

Okay, business idea.

What if I told you that I can
create a self-changing catheter?

I would ask where your biomedical
engineering degree was from.

Look, Dell, just find
something you love doing.

And then find a way
to scale it.

I mean, what are you
really good at?

Well, it's clearly not this.

You know,
can we just not talk?

Especially when I feel like
I'm in the worst porno ever.

It's no big deal.

What do you mean,
it's no big deal?

You ever touched
another man's, uh--

What? You can't
even say the word?

Of course I can say the word.

Well, say it.

- No.
- Just say it.

- I don't want to.
- Penis.

Stop it.

Okay, fine. Jeez.

All right. Done!

Young Merlin's got the sword.

So, that would make my penis
the stone then?

- Can you stop saying that word?
- I'm just using your analogy.

Stop saying the word.

- I'm asking you.
- Okay.

- It's not helping me.
- Okay.

All right,
so I take this out.

And then I, um--

I gotta pinch the--
pinch the head.
Put it in.

All right?

I'm just letting you know
what's going on. Um--

Ah. All right.

Let's do it.

This don't look like
it's gonna fit, man.

That's what she said.

All right.

You ready?

I'm not. I'm not ready.
Give me a second.

Goddamn.

Come on, Dell.

Shake it off, boy. Ha!

Ha! Ha!

All right, let's go.
Coming in fast.

Grab it.

What-- Come on, man.

Come on, man. What is that?

What, you have Cialis
for breakfast of something?

Well, if you quit playing with it,
it wouldn't have happened.

Ain't nobody playing with it!
Ain't nobody playing
with nothing! Go--

Make it go down.

- Make it go down?
- Make it go down.

I'm not going to continue
with you in the state
that you're in right now.

And wait, how do you still--
How do you even--

It's unconscious.

I mean, there are other ways
I can get there.

When you're not available,
that is.

I'll kill you.
I'll DNR your ass right now.
Is that what you want?

My ears, for example.

My ears are an erogenous zone.

Well, I ain't touched
your damn ears.

And I don't want to talk about
erogenous zones right now.

Okay. Just give me a minute.

Come on, man.
The clock is ticking.

- Okay.
- Come on.

Why don't we just go get Yvonne,
all right, and maybe
she can find some--

I don't think we need
to talk about Yvonne either.

Why?'Cause she's probably got
a lot to do with that.

Y-- Wh--

Come on.
Yvonne is my executive.

Oh, I forgot.
Bosses are never
into their employees.

- That's ridiculous. I have ne--
- Yeah? Well, your penis calls bullshit.

Boom. You wanted me to say it?
I said it.

Penis.

Uh--

Uh, Yvonne, we need
a couple minutes more,
if you don't mind.

Yeah. We was just
talking about you too.

Your ears must have been
burning. Like, on fire.

We're right here.
This is us, right here.

Come on, y'all.

- Hey, you didn't see anything, okay.
- Fine.

No.
Just stay on his ears.

I'm telling you, P, you could
have any girl you want, man.

You rich,
and you available.

What about this lady right
here with all the Botox?

Y'all would be perfect
for each other.

You can't move your body,
and she can't move her face.
Huh?

- How's that?
- That's good.

Hey, you married?

Mm-hmm.

- Like, how married?
- Dell!

What level's the marriage?

Hey, I got it. What if we created an
app, a dating app for billionaires?

It already exists.

Damn.

Hmm. You with him?

Why?

How young would you go, P?

Dell, enough.

- What do you mean, enough?
Just answer-
- Shh!

Who you shushing?

They ain't even started singing yet.
Relax.

How long is this show?

Three hours.

Hmm. He a tree?

He's a singing tree?

He's the birdman.

He's the birdman?

Shh!

He's the birdman?

Quiet!

Shh! Shh!

I'm about to throw this book back there.
I promise you I am.

Sorry.

Yeah!

Bravo! Bravissima!

Bravo!

Bravo!

"Would not painters
paint a form of such noble lines,"

I said,

"Such a delicate high head?

All that sternness amid charm.

All that sweetness
amid strength."

That's beautiful, Philip.

Busted.

- Excuse me?
- Ain't no "excuse me."

I got you good.
Where is he?
Where is he at?

You and P, huh?
Talking about your high head
and your sternness.

He's got your number.
That man is painting you
with his words.

Don't look at me like that.
I heard you.

Oh.

Don't do that.
It's his lifeline.
Remember that?

Hmm?

How long you and P
been doing this?

There is no P and me.

Stop it.
I heard you, Yvonne.

And what I heard was some
Marvin Gaye-level poetry.

He writes letters
to a woman named Lily.

He dictates them to me.

- Wait a minute.
That's what those are?
- Yes.

I'm sorry
to disappoint you.

But I thought
he was throwing those away.

Not anymore.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

This is the part where you say,
"Thank you, Dell."

- What for?
- What do you mean, what for?

Why's he doing that, Yvonne?
Huh?

It's because of me.
I'm the one that got him back
to his old self.

That's my to-do,
and you know it.

"Thank you, Dell."
"You're welcome, Yvonne."

Maggie said
you went to Harvard.

Mm-hmm. Yes.

So, then why you wasting
your time taking dictation?

I'm not wasting my time.

How long you been working here?

I used to work for him years
ago, before the accident.

And then I had to leave
because my mother got sick.

And then you came back here?

No. Then I got married.

And then I came back here,
after I heard about Philip.

I-- I thought I could help.

You're married?

Was. Briefly.

So, now that that's over with,
what are you looking for?

- Like, what's your type?
- I'm not looking.

I got your type.

Lumberjack. Lots of plaid.
Big old beard, probably.

One of those beards
you can lose stuff in.
Where my keys at?

Anybody see my fishing pole?
Where my damn pole at?

That is literally
the opposite of my type.
I hate beards.

No offense.

But at least you admitted
that you got a type.

I'm not looking, Dell.

Hmm.

I found the cat!

It was in my beard.

Oh.

You're tough.
You're so tough.

- Knock, knock.
- Nope.

Knock, knock.

I will sit here and knock all day.
Knock, knock.

- Who's there?
- Yvonne.

- Yvonne who?
- Yvonneto make you laugh.

- Thank you, Dell.
- I'm just warming up
Okay, don't leave yet.

- Don't leave yet.
One more. One more.
- Thank you, Dell.

One more.
How you make a napkin dance?

- Put a little boogie in it.
- Oh!

Look. Look.

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ That's what I feel now ♪

♪ Just call the song
exactly what it is ♪

♪ Just move your hips
with a feeling
from side to side ♪

♪ Sit yourself down in your car
And take a ride ♪

♪ And while you're moving
rock steady ♪

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ Rock ♪

♪ Steady ♪

♪ Rock ♪

♪ Steady ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ Funky and lowdown ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ Move the hips
from side to side ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ What it is I might be doin' ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ This funky dance
all night long ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Throw your hands up in the air ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Got a feeling
and ain't got a care ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ What fun to take this ride ♪

- Watch out!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo!

- How did you do this?
- What do you mean,
how did I do this?

'Cause I'm a genius, man.

♪ Watch me rock steady, baby ♪

I would spread the
cloths under your feet,

but I, being poor,
have only my dreams.

I have spread my dreams
under your feet.

Tread softly,

because you tread
on my dreams.

- What?
- P, I hate to break it to you,
but you ain't poor.

I'm quoting Yeats,
a famous poet.

I know who she is.

Why don't you write Lily
your own poem? Hmm?

Like, one using your words.

No, I'm-- I am not a poet.

What you talking about?
Everybody's a poet.

All right, how does the
thought of her make you feel?

- I don't know.
- Yes, you do. Come on, man.

Light.

All right. Light as a--

A feather?

A whisper.

Ooh. I like that.

All right. What else
does she make you feel?

Ah, I don't know. Brave?

Brave.
Brave as a... Doberman?

- Mmm.
- Arrow.

Doberman with an arrow.

Uh, I think just arrow.

How about when you see her?
What she look like?

Don't say Doberman.

I-I-- I don't know
what she looks like.

- What you mean?
- It's an epistolary relationship.

We just write letters.

Well, how long have you
been epistolarying?

- About a year.
- A year?

You've been receiving these
little blue letters for a year?

- Yes.
- Well, I know what else is blue.

So, you have no idea
what this woman looks like.

Mm-hmm. Nor she I.

Yes, she does.
And what do you mean,
"Nor she I"?

What century
are you in right now?

Look, I don't think
you fully understand

how an epistolary
relationship works.

And I don't think you
understand how a woman works.

She Googled you.

Yvonne, I'm here.

Hey, Maggie. Maggie.

Let me ask you a question.
If you were Lily, would you
have Googled P's ass?

Or my face, perhaps?

Probably both.

What'd I tell you? Hmm?

Charlotte.

Charlotte, if you were in an epistolary
love triangle with an Iron Chef,

would you look up
a picture of him?

- First day.
- Hmm?

I know what
I'm talking about, man.

I'm wanna see what
your Google search look like.

All right. LaCasse.

You look good, man.
You clean up well.

I'm serious.
I don't just say that.
You look real good.

- Wow.
- I want to see what she look like.

What's her last name?

I'm not telling you that.

No, listen-- Dell.

- Give me the letter.
- Foley. From Buffalo.

Ooh. Lily gonna be big.

It's cold in Buffalo.
She gonna be a big old flower.

All right.
Let's search it.

She say anything to you
about her 103rd birthday?

Ever mention a mug shot?

- Oh, God.
- All right. Enough.

Ooh! This little Lily
been to market. A lot.

- All right.
- Now, she cute. Hello.

See, but I need
more information.

You got to turn
into, like, a detective.

- Dell, there's nothing in there.
- That is private.

Just let me see
if I see a clue.

There's a phone number
on this, man.

So?

What do you mean, so?
Why don't you call her?

Because that's not
the relationship we have.

It's not your rela--
Man--

- No, Dell. No, no. Don't. Don't.
- Give me the phone.

- Do not call her.
- It's private. Please.

- Yvonne, quit grabbing me like that.
- Don't--

- Just give me my phone back.
- Don't call.

It's ringing.
It's ringing.

Hang up. Just hang up.

- It's ringing right now.
- Hello. You've reached Lily Foley.

Please leave a message
when you hear the tone,

and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.

Lily, i-it's Philip.

LaCasse.

I-I just... wanted
to hear your voice.

- Ask her if she work out.
- Shh.

- Ask.
- I-- I--

I was wondering
if you might return my call

whenever is convenient.

All right. Um, I look
forward to speaking.

Bye now.

That is my phone.

That was good, man.
All you needed was a little push.

Janik wants to do the
call on Thursday.

Uh, we have the benefit
on Friday.

And you have
a birthday coming up.

Hmm.

What do you want to do?

For your birthday?

Would you have... Googled me?

I'm not sure. I--

- I don't think so.
- Hmm.

- But I'm old-fashioned.
- Hmm.

Anyway, it shouldn't
make a difference.

If she's as lovely as she seems in
her letters, it won't matter to her.

Until she sees the chair.

Smart women care about
what's up here and in here.

That's what's gonna
move the right woman.
Not your hands.

Yo!

I need you all to come out
into the hallway real quick.

- Have you been painting?
- Just come on.

- He paints?
- Uh--

All right, you all ready?

I give you Untitled #0.

Or What Is Bravery?

Where is the Twombly?

You talking about the one that
had the red squiggly lines on it?

- Yes.
- I took it down.
I put it in the kitchen.

Right next to the recycle bin.

Uh-huh.

What do you think?
Come on.

Well, I'm not saying
I'd hang it, but...

there's something--

Something very passionate.

Almost post-postmodern.

I like the dog.

It's unexpected.

And I say that
with admiration.

Who knows, man?
I might be the next--
the next "Baskwat."

Life is crazy.

Mmm. Charlotte,
go find the Twombly.

You can't be serious.

Well, it may not be
your cup of tea, or mine--

Or even in the tea family.

But the important thing is

to see and encourage
potential.

Don't you see potential here?

Hey!

Ah. No.

I thought I could tie this
to the back of your chair,

put the hat on your head,
let the string hang down.

- Not happening.
- Come on, man.
It's your birthday.

And I don't do birthdays,
as you know.

But I would like
to go for a drive.

- All right. Where to?
- Wherever you want.

- For true?
- For true.

Yo, Ant.

What's up, man?

Come on. We're gonna
take you for a ride.

Come on, get in.

It's a cool car, man.

Hello.

You his driver or something?

- Um--
- He is my chief executive.

My right-hand man.

My left hand too.

All right.

Play list, "Dell's Jam."

No, no. Please, no.

No, you don't say no
to the queen. Come on.

I can see your funk soul
begging for it right now.

As a matter of fact,
arms and hands inside
the vehicle at all times.

I'm watching you, P.
You keep them hands
where I can see 'em.

Look right there.
Look to your left.
There go Yankee Stadium.

Hey, I got a question for you.
Could you buy the Yankees?

Uh, no.

- Could you buy the Nets?
- Oh, yeah.

♪ But it's not my cup of tea ♪

Wow. You see this?

♪ I have been deceived ♪

That's where I schooled the world
in the fine art of the dunk.

You cannot dunk.

You never seen me.

Nobody's ever seen you.

What are we laughing at, P?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh.

♪ Can we live in peace? ♪

- Wow! That is amazing.
- Mm-hmm.

We could franchise.
It's the best ice cream in America, P.

America.

♪ There's a man
standing over there ♪

- ♪ What's his color?
Do you care? ♪
- Dad!

♪ Holy Moses ♪

♪ Can we live in peace? ♪

- ♪ Lord help me now ♪
- ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪

♪ Can we live in peace? ♪

♪ Oh, holy Moses ♪

♪ Can we live ♪

♪ In peace? ♪

It was nice to meet you.

Hey. Look Mr. LaCasse
in the eye, man.

- It was nice to meet you.
- You too, Anthony.

- I'll be right back, P.
- Okay.

- Hey, you have a good time today?
- Yeah.

- What do you think
about the car though?
- Oh, it's cool.

- It's cool, right?
- Yeah.

Maybe we'll take it out
this weekend.

- We can go anywhere you want, man.
- Okay.

Yo, did your mom talk to you?

The, uh, book I gave you?
I gotta get that book back.

Why?

Some stuff came up.

- I just need you to run up
and grab it for me.
- But weren't you giving it to me?

Yeah, I was. It was
just a misunderstanding.
That's all.

Is it his book?

- Whose book?
- Your boss.

You stole it from him?

Anthony, listen to me.

Hey, Anthony.

I ain't know this was yours.

- Hey, why would you-
- Let go of me!

Anthony, come here.

Hey, come here, man.

That was before
you hired me, man.

I was going to put it back.

Books are meant to be read.

I should have told you though.

I ain't no thief.
I mean, I was, but...

I'm done with that.

People make mistakes.

I don't know.
I've made so many.

Surprise!

This is from my cellar.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Happy birthday, Philip.
- Happy birthday, Philip.

Thank you very much.

We should probably
go out back--

I specifically said
nothing for my birthday.

I didn't-- I--

Everybody wanted to do something,
and I just thought that may--

Yvonne, there are very few
things in my life I can control.

And you know that.

My time and the people I choose to
share it with are at the top of my list.

I know. I'm sorry.

I'm going to tell them
that they all should leave.

Did you know about this?

Huh?

I'm sorry, P.

I'm sorry you got to have a
surprise party in your huge mansion.

You got to get a bunch of expensive
gifts from your rich friends.

I'm sorry that you got
a thoughtful executive.

Some of us got real problems.

I'm fighting to see my son.

Oh, I'm sorry, D.

Is a single afternoon with your son not
enough to repair the years of neglect?

Watch your mouth, man.

And whose fault is it
that you can't see him?

Screw you. And screw
your damn privilege, man.

And your attitude, man.

Are you mad?

You mad, P?

What, you want to break this?

You want to break
Carter's bottle of wine?

Huh? You want to break
this big-ass bottle of wine?

Yes!

What else you wanna do, P?

Hmm?
You want this, right here?

Uh-- The bull.

I've always hated that.

The portrait.

- No, no! No, no! Not that one!
- This one?

No.

- This one right here?
- No!

- Which one?
- The one behind you.

- This one?
- Yes!

Ah!

He a relative?

It's-- It's a she!

Are you sure this--
this is a she?

That's Jenny's Aunt Winnie.

It's actually a very flattering
portrait of her too.

What--

Oh.

Dell made a mess.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I snapped at you.
You didn't deserve that.

Oh, it's-- it's all right.

Oh, shit.

Are the guests still here?

You ready to go party?

I am if you are.

How well do you know
Dell Scott?

Why?

Well, I can e-mail
this to you.

I know about his past.
I'm more interested in his present.

Philip, I get it.

Second chances.

But how many chances
has this man had?

He's done real time.

And you have him working
in a building we all live in.

Which is my right.

Just think about
what I'm saying.

We all gotta live here.

Hmm.

Is this new?

Yes. Yes,
I just acquired it.

Who's the artist?

He goes by various names.

Is it a Banksy?

We don't really know, do we?

You know what
the Doberman represents.

Well... obviously.

Yeah, we've tried it all over.

Everybody loves it,
of course.

But it has to speak to you.
It has to say, "I belong here."

Mmm. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll probably
auction it.

I just hate
the fees they take.

Well, all they care about
is the money.

Mmm.

Do you think
it will appreciate?

I think there's no telling
what it could be worth, Carter.

Hmm.

I mean,
it's the first time--

- Hello, Jane.
- Oh, hello, Philip.

Dell and I were just talking
about what it means to be black.

- Mmm.
- Aha.

Dell, how is that
iDeal app coming?

- You already said no to that.
- Yes. I know I said no.

But I would definitely
say yes right about now.

Whoo!

- ♪ You're gonna
lively up yourself ♪
- Whoo!

♪ And don't be no drag ♪

Beep-beep.

♪ Yeah, lively up yourself ♪

♪ Oh, reggae is another bag ♪

What happened to the music?

Yo! Hey, Soprano!

No, the lyric,
not the mezzo.

Hey, can you do me a solid

and sing the
"Queen of the Night" aria?

Listen, y'all ain't have to
worry about nothing, okay?

Don't worry about
none of the overtime.
Chuckles'll take care of it.

♪ Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro, Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro, Figaro
Figaro, Figaro ♪

♪ Figaro, Figaro
Figaro, Figaro ♪

So, you've become
an opera buff.

Ooh.

Look, man. I mean,
some of it's pretty cool.

Uh, it's just hard
to dance to.

So, what've you got?

- ♪ It's my birthday ♪
- ♪ No, it's not ♪

- ♪ But I still look good though ♪
- Hey. Hey, hey.

- Hey, hey.
- ♪ High-comb hot ♪

- Ah-ah, uh-uh.
- ♪ I bet you want an autograph ♪

Hey, Maggie!

It's your chance, Maggie.

Whoo! I've been
waiting for this.

Yeah! P, look at me
and Maggie!

Uh! Get it, Charlotte.
Get it!

Par-tay.
I got all the ladies.

Let's see if I can get
the angry one up.

Hey, Yvonne, you gonna
come have some fun?

- No.
- Come on, Yvonne.

Come on, Yvonne.
Hey. Hey.

- Hey.
- No.

Come on, Yvonne.
Whoo! Whoo, whoo!

Come on.

Hey!

Oh. What?

Ooh!

Ooh! Ow!

Oh, show her
how to lay it back! Hey!

Wow!

Come on, baby, I love you.

You can really dance!

- No.
- You're good!

- Come on!
- No!

God, I was always
a horrible dancer.
I'm actually better now.

This is an improvement
from what I used to do.

- Whoo!
- ♪ Never gonna stop
what you want is what I got ♪

♪ You want to get down
you gotta get up ♪

♪ Don't be stingy
with your bit ol' butt ♪

♪ You got a booty
like whoa, wait a minute ♪

Whoo.

Oh.

Hello?

No, no, no.
Don't lower the music.

I'll call back
whoever it is.

It's Lily.

Oh.

Lily. Hello.

Oh, we're just having a little party.
It's my birthday.

It was.
And I was quite surprised.

Oh?

Well, let me--
let me see.

Do you think
I have Saturday free?

Um, mm-hmm.

Yes, I think that
will work just fine.

I-- I'll see you then.

Okay.

Okay.

Good-bye.

- ♪ Throw a lil' sheen in it ♪
- ♪ Sheen ♪

♪ Then pat, pat, pat
till it's flat ♪

♪ I'll sing it again
throw some perm
on your attitude ♪

Wow.

♪ Girl, you gotta relax ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Y-You don't think
that I should tell her?

About the chair?

I think you should
focus on what this woman
may not have told you.

God, it's been so long since--

I-I--

I don't even know
what to wear.

I'll tell you what not to wear.

- Really?
- Yeah. Not on a date.

Oh, I wouldn't call this--

It's a date.

Happy birthday, man.

Thanks.

You ready?

Yeah.

All right, the safe word
is gonna be "Verdi."

I'm supposed to drop "Verdi"
into a sentence?

Yes. Like "I gotta go.
You are Verdi ugly."

I can see you mentally
tapping your leg, man.

Relax, P.
She gonna be here.

Dell.

Reach into my jacket pocket.
There should be an envelope.

Open it.

What, uh...?

That is for Untitled #0

or What Is Bravery?

Which is now proudly hung
in Carter's trophy room.

- For real?
- For real.

- For keeps?
- For keeps.

For put it on your mama?

Put it on your mama? Yo, P, this is--

This is crazy, man.

Hell yeah, man!

Hell yeah, P!

Hell--

It's my bad.
My bad, man.

That's me. My fault.

Yo, P!

This is it.
This is my business.

I'm an artist.

I can crank these
suckers out once a month.

Fifty grand a pop over the
course of a year, that'd be--

Fifty grand.

That'd be fifty grand,
total.

No, Dell. This is not
your business, Dell.

- Wait, wait. But listen--
- Dell, no.

This is seed money for the
business you do come up with.

What?

Is she here?

I hope so.

Hello, Philip.

Hello.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, this is Dell.

- Oh, my bad.
- He'll be--

- Hello....
- joining us--

What's up?

Since...

I meant to tell you.

I knew.

I saw a photo.

I read an article.
I had to. Your--

Your letters were too good.

Uh, you don't have to stay.
We're fine.

Uh...

Uh, okay.

Just, uh, have my guy back
by midnight.

Midnight tomorrow
at the latest.

- Okay.
- Be good, man.

This is c--

Well, it's your city.
Make the best of it.

Well, that's true.
Always interesting.

I'm never bored there.

We're both talking about
Buffalo, New York, right?

- It's a beautiful city.
- Okay.

And the library I run
is a national treasure.

And we did just beat
your Giants.

Oh, I see.
A football fan.

You know,
that wasn't mentioned.

- Well, I couldn't tell you everything.
- Mm-hmm.

- The food here is brilliant, isn't it?
- Mmm.

Although I hear Buffalo
has great wings.

Oh, you have something--

Oh. Yeah?

No. It's right there.

Oh. Show-off.

Oh, would--
Um, would you like me to--?

Oh, no. No.

I'm usually pretty
good at this.

Mmm.

- Gone!
- Good.

- Ooh.
- Thank you.

Oh, that looks beautiful.
Thank you.

So, tell me about your day.
Any day.

Yesterday.
I want to know everything.

- Yesterday.
- Yeah.

Ah. I skipped some meetings
to sit in on story hour.

- Mmm.
- Do you know The Missing Piece?

Shel Silverstein?

- Point to you.
- Oh, well.

Um, honestly, you should take
the point back. I never read it.

Oh. Well, it's about a circle that's
missing this pie-shaped piece,

and it goes on
a search for it.

It tries big pieces,
small pieces, broken pieces.

But none of them
let it roll right.

And then one day,
there it is.

The perfect piece.

It picks it up, and suddenly
it can go faster and faster.

It's free.

But after a while,
it realizes now it can't sing,

or smell the flowers,
or talk to its friends.

It was going too fast.

And in the end,
it decides to leave
the perfect piece behind.

Ooh.

That's pretty deep
for a children's book.

It is, isn't it?

They can be scary though.
I remember reading
Grimm's fairy tales,

and it frightened me
as a boy.

Do I--
Do I have something--

What? No, sorry.

Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.

How are your dogs?

Oh, they're fine.

So...

is this what you expected?

In what way?

Just, you know,

is it what you expected?

My therapist said--

I swore I would never start
a sentence with those words,
but...

Right.

I think
what's happening here...

is that this is what she expected,
not what I did.

I thought I could...

I mean,
I knew that I could--

I read up, quite a bit.
I-I talked to people.

The librarian
did her homework.

To answer your question,
and it is a fair question,

it's not what I expected.

It's a lot.

I mean, what I mean is... that
maybe Dell should have stayed.

To help.

You have to walk
before you can run, right?

No. Oh, that was completely
the wrong thing to say.

I-- I need to stop talking.

No, thank you.

I'm... I'm tired.

This is part of--
You may have read about it.

- Oh, no, please don't--
- I think perhaps you should call Dell.

The next course
is supposed to be the best.

I-- I'd like to leave.

I shouldn't
have been so honest.

No, I'm glad that you were.

- I would like to be friends if--
- Please.

- I don't want you to think that-
- Don't. Don't.

- Oh!
- Are you okay?

Sorry.

Oh!

Oh, my God.
Did I burn you?

- Did it burn you, sir?
- No, don't. Please.

I don't-- I don't--

I can't feel anything.

Apologies, sir.

I don't feel anything.

You know what, P?

- It's her loss, man.
- Don't.

- What do you mean, don't?
- Don't patronize me.

This is exactly why
I didn't want to speak to her.

You, uh, need anything else?

Oh, are we done?

You don't want to have
this conversation,
so we're done?

P, do you know how many times
I've been rejected by women?

It happens, all right?
You fall off the horse,
you get up, you get back on.

Yeah, but I can't
ride a horse, so...

- Here we go.
- You know what?

This-- This isn't working.

- You're tired, man.
- Yeah. I'm tired.
I'm tired of this.

I never should have hired you.

You're the least qualified
applicant by a factor of a hundred.

- Really?
- Yeah.

What, you want me to go back
and get one of those eggheads?

Because I'm still here,
aren't I?

I think I was
the most qualified.

I can't believe that you
talked me into seeing her.

I called her. That's it.

- That's all I did.
- Mm-hmm.

I was gonna hang up the phone.
You chose to speak to her.

I didn't hold a gun
up to your head.

Well, although I gather you've
had some experience doing that,

given your concealed
weapon charge.

So, you're going back
to my record now?

You know what?
I wanted to engage Lily
on my terms,

and you took that from me.

I took it.

'Cause I'm a thief, right?

Well, aren't you?

You know, that's my past,
and I will own that.

I got no problem with that,
but I'm moving forward.

- What about you, P, hmm?
- Yeah. I'm moving forward too.

- Are you?
- Yeah. With this.

Get out. You're fired.

- I'm what?
- I'm letting you go, all right?

Welcome home, man.

Philip, this is Jason.

He's gonna be your new carer.

Food, Mr. LaCasse?

Wow.

Mom.

It's nice. Big.

Aren't you gonna come inside?

Not right now.

I'll see you tomorrow though.

I'll pick you up from school.

If that's okay.

Cool.

Thank you.

Hey, Dell. I need you
to check on the new guy.

Okay, I'm on it.

Make sure you turn
the supports inward.
Okay?

That way they cradle
the patient's arm.

Exactly.

How fast do they go?

You'd be surprised.

He's bad, Dell.

He won't listen to anyone.
He might listen to you.

Where's Yvonne?

She left.

Yvonne left?

He's pushing everybody away.

You all set?

Okay. Cool.

Some animal has collapsed
on your face, Phil.

I don't know if you can feel it,
but I'm gonna try and move him.

I just need you to hold still.

Oh, no. That's a beard.

This is intentional?

You wanna go for a drive?

All right,
so we radioed ahead.

They're coming out
with a gurney.

- You gonna be fine.
- Appreciate you, man.

What now?

- Oh!
- Go, go, go, go.

Pretty enough to paint?

I could see if Carter's
interested in a commission.

Play list: "Phil's Jam."

No, come on, P.
No, I'm serious, man.

- I'm not in the mood to hear it.
- Give it a moment.

- I'm not in the mood.
- Just give it a moment.

Wait, who is this?

That's the queen.

My queen? That's Aretha?

Mm-hmm.

She filled in for Pavarotti
once at the Grammys.

The queen make
everything better.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, it's lovely.

Mmm.

You must be Philip!

- Yes.
- You ready?

Ready?

What did you do?

You Dell?

No.

Yes, he is!

No. No, I'm not.
I'm not doing that, man.

What, you--
You trying to kill me?

- Come on.
- He trying to kill me.
I'm not--

I'm not doing that, P.
No.

Back behind.

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah. Hey, man.

I'm not gonna do it.

- We got this.
- No. No, we don't.

Keep running, Dell!
Keep running, Dell!
Run, Dell!

Run, Dell!
Run, run, run!

Keep running, Dell!
Come on, Dell!

Right like this.

- Oh. Oh, shit!
- Grab those handles.

- Oh! Oh!
- Watch for the turns.

Yo, control it, man!
Control it!

♪ And what his name is
none shall know ♪

Hey, Dell!

Just relax!

I am relaxed!
This is me being relaxed!

♪ I confess it ♪

♪ Soon as morning light ♪

♪ Shall dawn ♪

Dell!

Thank you!

How are you doing?

Yo, it's amazing, man!

I can't believe I'm flying!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Thank you.

Oh, man, look at this.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty.

Oh, God.

Phew.

Hey, it's time
to let the beard go.

Why?

Just trust me on this one.

Talk to me. Talk to me.

- I look-- I look like a-
- A porn star.

- Oh, that's the one.
- Let me see. Let me see.

- Oh, this is the one right here.
- Let me see.

Huh.

- That's the one.
- I'm badass!

Yeah, I was tired of you
looking like a bitch.

No.
Hello there.

No, that's not it.
I know what to do.
Let me see.

- Is it Chaplin?
- No.

It's Charlie Chaplin.

No, no, no!

Oh, that is terrible.

- Oh, there he is.
- Yeah.

- Who's that guy?
- I don't know.

I haven't seen him in a while.

Oh. Thanks for the warning.

I'm sorry.
I didn't see it.

All right.
How you feeling, P?

Good.

Very good.

Well, hold on, 'cause
the best is yet to come.

Hi.

Hi.

I missed you.

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ That's what I feel now ♪

♪ Just call the song
exactly what it is ♪

♪ Just move your hips with
a feeling from side to side ♪

♪ Sit yourself down in your car
and take a ride ♪

♪ And while you're moving
rock steady ♪

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ Let's call this song
exactly what it is ♪

♪ What it is, what it is
what it is ♪

- ♪ Just talkin' about our feeling ♪
- ♪ What it is ♪

♪ From left to right♪♪ What it is ♪

- ♪ 'Cause I might be doin' ♪
- ♪ What it is ♪

♪ This funky dance all night ♪

♪ Ah♪♪ Throw your hands up
in the air ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Got a feeling
and ain't got a care ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ What fun to take this ride ♪

- ♪ Ah-ah ♪
- ♪ Rock steady will only slide ♪

♪ Rock steady ♪

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ Rock steady ♪

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ Jump and move your hips with
a feeling from side to side ♪

♪ Sit yourself down in your car
and take a ride ♪

♪ While you're moving
rock steady ♪

♪ Rock steady ♪

♪ Let's call this song
exactly what it is ♪

♪ What it is, what it is
what it is ♪

- ♪ It's a funky and lowdown feeling ♪
- ♪ What it is ♪

- ♪ It moves from left to right ♪
- ♪ What it is ♪

- ♪ What it is
is I might be doing ♪
- ♪ What it is ♪

♪ This funky dance all night
Ah ♪

♪ Let me dance, baby
got a feeling
and ain't got a care ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ What fun to take this ride ♪

♪ Rock steady will only slide ♪

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ Rock steady ♪

♪ Whoo, rock steady ♪

♪ Rock ♪

♪ Steady ♪

♪ Rock steady ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ It's funky and lowdown ♪

♪ What it is ♪
♪ In the hips
from left to right ♪

♪ What it is ♪
♪ What it is
is I might be doin' ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ A funky dance all night ♪

♪ Oh♪♪ Throw your hands up
in the air ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Got a feeling
and ain't got a care ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ What fun to take this ride ♪

♪ Rock steady will only slide ♪

♪ Rock steady ♪

♪ Rock steady, baby ♪

♪ Watch me rock steady
steady, steady, baby ♪

♪ Whoo, rock steady ♪

♪ Steady, baby ♪

♪ What it is, what it is ♪

♪ What it is, what it is ♪

♪ What it is, what it is ♪

- ♪ Oh, slow it down ♪
- ♪ What it is, what it is ♪

♪ What it is ♪

- ♪ What it is ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪