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- Meet three besties killing it in New York City.

- Lady, move your ass.
- My friend

is having a moment.
- Kat, "Scarlett" magazine's

social media director
told a lesbian artist

that she isn't into...
- This.

- But clearly she is.

Jane just landed her dream job.

All she has to do now

is write about
her most embarrassing moments.

- Give me what you got.
- Easy.

Sutton is the hardest-working
assistant in Manhattan,

but she wants to do
so much more,

and she already is--a board
member named Richard Hunter.

These women are...

- It can't be done.
- Agreed.

- But maybe.
- No way.

- No, it's--it's a no, right?
- No, it's a maybe.

What did Sage say,
exactly?

- Just that she wants me
to verify that

it's physically possible before
sending it up to Jacqueline.

- Oh, I think you're
getting hazed, babe.

- I'm not getting hazed!

Ugh, I'm getting hazed.

- No, no, no, I think
we can do this.

Get up on this thing.
- Yeah.

- Excuse me?
- Come on, help me help you.

I'm gonna need you
to kind of, like...

- Yeah, but with your legs
you got to...

Oh!
- That's great.

- Wow.
- Wow, those barre classes

are really working out for you.

You're so strong.
- Yeah.

- Okay, it's a two-person job.

- Yeah, wait, can I be the dude?
- Yes.

- Yeah!
- Sure.

- So then you should
probably go--

- If I go--
- Nope.

- Turn the other way.
- Nope.

- Yeah, flip it.
- All right, cool, cool, cool.

- And then just...

- Is this good for you?

- Great for me so far.
- Okay, and then push up.

- Does this look sexy?
'Cause it doesn't feel sexy?

- This is pretty--
- Good morning, ladies.

- Oh, my g--hi.

- Hello.
- Good morning.

- Hi. Um, we were just--

- Verifying a new sex position.
And?

- I...I don't think
it's physically possible.

- Oh, no,
this is absolutely possible.

Staff meeting in 15.
Consider this approved.

- Anyone else read
the latest advice

from our hot friend downstairs?

I'm sorry, is he kidding
with this advice?

I mean, who wants to
F-asterisk-percentage sign-K

like a porn star?

- Uh, if it was with him?
Might make an effort.

- Yeah, but this is just
typical male fantasy crap.

I mean, that's not what
real men want, is it?

Being the only man in the room,
this is directed at you.

- Am I allowed
to respectfully abstain?

- No.
- Okay, I'll be honest.

I think there's a reason
his column is so popular.

- Yes, with men.

- Well, it is a men's magazine.
Men watch porn.

- Yeah, and so do women.
A study just came out

that one in three women
are regularly watching porn.

- That cannot be true.
- Show of hands.

Hmm. All right, Sage,

you've got your assignment--
Porn: love it or hate it?

It's clearly something
we need to be talking about.

Let's make a feature
piece out of it,

which means we need somebody

to cover your sex
column this month.

Jane.

- Oh, uh, actually,
I had this political piece

that I wanted to pitch to you.

I'm really excited about it--
- Well, that can wait.

We need a sex column.
- Yeah, but I'm not exactly--

- I know you're not exactly.
That's why I want you doing it.

- Oh, we haven't done a best
orgasm piece in a while.

Those are always strong.
- That's great.

All right.
I look forward to it.

What else we got? Alex?

- Spooning or forking.
Which one makes you hungrier?

- All right, so the response

to our sexual health campaign
has been good and bad.

The links are being
heavily read but not shared.

- People don't love
retweeting about herpes.

- I'm already on it.

I, uh, added a few feel-goods
to help boost our likes, okay?

- What about that Adena piece,
the Muslim photographer?

That got us some good traffic.

- Yeah, um, yeah,
but it's been a few weeks.

Attention on it's kind
of died down.

- So why aren't you doing
a follow-up?

- I--I've actually tried
to get into contact with her,

but she's been
a little tough to reach,

or a lot tough to reach,
actually.

She deleted all of her
social media accounts.

- Well, I know this is
a fairly controversial idea

for your generation, but...

have you considered
telephoning her?

I thought you were
grabbing me ten minutes ago.

- The board pushed
the meeting ten minutes.

You're right on time.

She's not in a very
good mood, is she?

- Mm, she's in as good a mood
as she gets.

Do not wuss out.
- I don't know.

- I do. Now go.

Hey, Sutton, you got this.

- Hey, Lauren, I was hoping
to catch you for a quick minute

before the meeting starts.
- Uh-huh.

- I've been on your desk
for three years.

I've worked incredibly hard.

I like to think that
I've made your life easier,

and it's been an amazing
learning experience, but...

I think I'm ready
for the next step.

- So what exactly are you
asking me here?

- I'm trying to be
more proactive.

- What job do you want?
What department?

- I was a biz econ
major in college,

but I haven't actually
had the opportunity

to explore the business
side of the magazine.

- Hmm. I'm impressed.

Most girls come here
with these crazy dreams,

wanting to do something
they're totally unqualified for.

I respect that you want
to do something practical.

Okay, well, let's get some

informational interviews
set up for you.

- Really? Wow, thanks.
- Richard.

- Yes?
- I have a favor to ask you.

- Oh, no, he shouldn't
because I--

He's so high-level,
I wouldn't want to trouble him.

- Sutton, we need to
get you better

at speaking up
for yourself.

Could you spare 15 minutes
to talk to my assistant

about the business side
of the magazine?

- Of course.
- Fantastic.

- We're sorry.

Your call cannot
be completed as dialed.

- She wants me to do
a best orgasm piece.

- Oh, those are fun.

- This is your worst nightmare
in the best possible way.

- Yeah, I can't write this.
- Sure you can.

Just open a bottle of gin,
chase it with nothing,

start typing.
- Who was your best orgasm ever?

It had to have been Eric, right?

- No.
- Really?

- Doesn't surprise me.

Men are always such a letdown.

I can get the job done
better myself.

- That's because you never stick
around long enough.

Takes time to train them.

Speaking of men I've trained,

Lauren cornered Richard
into giving me

an informational
interview later.

- When are you just gonna admit
you want to work in fashion?

- Everybody wants to work
in fashion.

It requires this little
magical thing called talent.

- You have talent.
- Do you know that Lauren

told me she respected me for
choosing something practical?

Lauren has never told me
that she respects me.

- Okay, my turn. I had a sex
dream about Adena last night.

- What?
- Yeah, I know. It was so weird.

- But sometimes sex dreams...
- Guys?

- Don't really mean sex.
- No, this one did.

- You guys.
- Wow, we're gonna have to

unpack this.
- You guys!

I can't write this story
because...

I've never had an orgasm before.

- I'm gonna need a more
detailed description of never.

- Like, never.

- Like, not even with yourself?
- Correct.

Like the basic definition
of the word never.

- Hostile.
- She's allowed to be hostile.

She's never had
an orgasm before.

- I'm fine, okay?
It just--

I feel like a fraud.

We work for this magazine
that's all about

having the most
amazing sex ever,

and you guys are having
the most amazing sex,

and Jacqueline obviously is.

I can't tell Jacqueline.

I just need to figure out
a way to have an orgasm.

- Okay, so let's make it happen.
- Loving the can-do spirit.

- I'm a problem-solver.
- Yeah.

- Okay, here's what we're gonna
do--we're gonna call your gyno.

She's gonna rule out
anything physiological.

- You think it could
be something physiological?

- No, I think you're
very highly strung

and probably have trouble
getting out of your own head,

but we need to at least
check in on your vageen.

- Great, it's Jacqueline.

She wants me
to come to her office.

God, does she have
this place bugged?

- Kat? There's somebody
at the front desk for you.

- Okay, thank you.

- Surprise.

- Adena, hi.

Good to see you.

Oh, my God.

- After you got out,
I texted you a lot,

so you better have a good excuse
for ghosting me.

- Well, I don't know
if it's a good excuse,

but after I was detained
at the airport,

I received, um, an increase
in death threats.

- Oh, Adena--
- It's okay, but, um,

we've been hearing
for a while

that American
immigration officers

are looking through
Muslims' phones,

so I ditched mine.

- That's probably
the best excuse

for not returning
a text I have ever heard.

- But I--I want you to know
that I did receive your picture.

- Oh, yeah, it was--
that was stupid.

I was trying to be funny.

- It wasn't stupid.

Maybe a little funny,
but...

you touched me here too.

Anyway, my manager told me

that you needed something
from me for the magazine?

- Oh, right, yeah, uh,
your article was really popular,

so we want to do
a little follow-up interview.

If you could sit down
with one of our writers,

I think Alex probably
has some time?

- I have to run today,
but Thursday I have a show.

It's downtown at a gallery.

If he can come to that,
I would love to speak to him.

- Totally, totally "Scarlet."

- Okay, and Kat,
you should come too.

- I'd like that.

- You wanted to
see me, Jacqueline?

- Yes, you looked
terrified this morning.

- No.

- You look terrified now.

Does writing the sex column
make you uncomfortable?

- No, I, um--I'm
a little uncomfortable,

but I'm very excited to be
a part of this writing staff

and to stretch myself
as a writer.

- Okay, well, I guess
we are done here then.

- That's it?

- Well, I'm good if you're good.

Are you good?

- There's just...

a lot of pressure here,

and I don't want
to disappoint you.

I want to live up to your
expectations sexually and--

You know what I mean.

- You just have to make
the article

your own, Jane.

You can't try to do
what Sage does.

Very people can do
what Sage does.

You've got to make it
personal.

- Mr. Grey will see you now.
- That's not funny.

- It sort of is,
and if we weren't

in a glass conference room--
- But we are in a glass

conference room right now,
so this is what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna pass you my resume,

and while you pretend
to look at it,

we're gonna talk about
how completely my 76ers

destroyed your Knicks
last night.

- Well, that's just hurtful.

You know, why can't we have an
actual informational interview?

- Because this is awkward
for me.

Look, we're in a good place.

Outside of work
we're having fun.

- It feels good.

- It is...good.

- Well, I know that you're
feeling stuck on Lauren's desk,

and holy--uh--

Sutton, this is a heck of
a resume you got here.

- Summa cum laude.

Wow, and why Penn State?

- I could save money
living at home.

- And it says here that you
did an internship in finance.

Why finance?

- This is starting to feel
suspiciously like

an informational interview.

- Humor me.

- Okay.

Look, it's not
like I love finance.

- Mm, probably don't say that in
a real informational interview.

- My mother is complicated.
I had to be the adult.

It made more sense for me
to do something practical.

- And you didn't want to pursue
finance after graduation?

- Oh, you mean when I graduated
into the worst job market

in 50 years,
thanks to your generation?

- Mm.

- I couldn't get a fulltime job,
so I started to temp.

That's how I wound up
at "Scarlet."

- But you stayed.

- Longer than I intended to.

I just--I love this magazine,

and I would like to stay here,
but...

I need to start thinking
seriously about moving on.

- Emile Rosenberg in HR--
there's an opening in ad sales.

Give him a call, 'cause I think
you'd be perfect for it.

- Hello?

Yes, Dr. Morris, thank you
so much for getting back to me.

Um, hold on.

So I saw you
a few months ago

for a pap smear,
and I just wanted to--

- Oh, that looks good.
- Um...

- That one's hot for summer.
- Hold one second.

Um, I swear this is important.

I don't mean to waste your time.

I just, um--
Hold on a second.

The issue I'm having is, um,

I've never actually
climaxed before,

and I'm just wondering
if there could be

a problem with my--

Hello?

Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no.

Can you hear me?

Yeah, no, no, no,
I'm--I'm in an elevator.

No, I--I said a problem.

No, a problem?

Oh, my God.

A problem with my vagina!

- And I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna have to call you back.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- You're the new
"Scarlet" writer, right?

- Yup, Jane, hi.

- Did you write about getting
dumped in a train station?

Oof!

It was very cute.

- I'm Ry--
- Ryan from "Pinstripe."

Yeah, I know who you are.

You wrote the article about

getting your girlfriend
to screw like a porn star.

- Yes.
- Also very cute.

- Well, I'm flattered.

So...what are you
working on now?

Well, it was nice
meeting you, Jane.

I hope your vag is okay.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You looking for Lauren?
- Kat, actually.

I got a message she wants me
to do an interview with Adena.

- Hmm. Do I look
like Kat's assistant?

- No,
but you look like someone

who knows
where Kat is at all times.

- She's with Jane at the--she's
helping Jane with her article.

- Thank you. What's that?

- Uh, nothing,
or maybe something.

I don't know.
There's an ad sales job

opening up that I'm thinking
about going for.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Why? Is that bad?
- I just didn't realize

that's something
you wanted to do.

- I mean, ad sales
isn't really my dream job,

but look at this
compensation package.

- That's some good money.

- Yeah, life-changing money
for me.

Is that a bad reason
to take a job?

- That's exactly why
you take the job.

- Right? And it could be fun.

I would be selling ad space
in a magazine that I love.

I'm good with people.
I could be good at this.

- Yeah, you're amazing.
Your personality--

you'd be great at it.

Yeah.

- I'm gonna get
some Shake Shack.

- Ooh, I'm in.

- Jane, welcome.
I'm Dr. Johannason.

- Hi.
- Come in. Get comfortable.

This is your girlfriend?

- No, no, we're just friends.
- I'm her moral support.

- Yeah, we're both straight.
- Oh, but actually, you know,

since we're here,

I am having
some sexual identity issues.

- Kat.
- I've always been into dudes,

but then I met this girl,
and she's awesome.

and I just saw her for the first
time in a while--

- Okay, well, and we will
get back to that...

because...

Wow! Um...

But...
- Yes.

- This brings us to my problem.

I've never had an orgasm before,

and my gynecologist says

that there's
no real medical issue,

so...here we are.

What exactly
does a sexologist do?

- Well, I'm gonna give you
some physical exercises

and assignments.
- I'm into this.

- Of course you are.
- Let's start here.

Ever heard of a yoni egg?

- Yes.
- This will help strengthen

the vaginal muscles
and increase sensitivity.

- These were all
over Gwyneth's blog.

- Yeah, but there were, like,
a million takedown pieces.

This is, like, an infection
waiting to happen.

- Not if you use the right ones
and in the right way.

- I don't really feel
comfortable

putting a yoni in...
my yoni.

- Which is exactly why
I want you to.

- So crazy how they--
- Don't touch it!

- Could you please tell her

to stop being so uptight?
- There's absolutely

nothing wrong
with being uptight.

- Thank you.
- The problem is when you

let it hold you back.
Jane, if you want to

have an orgasm, you have to
find your inner freak.

- She did not seriously tell you
to watch porn as an assignment?

- She wants Jane to find
a fantasy

so she can awaken
her erotic creature.

- Okay, you know what? My erotic
creature is plenty woke, okay?

- Then tell me one fantasy
you have.

- Okay, sorry, there's no way
this woman is enjoying this.

- No.
- Could somebody please

make her stop moaning?
- Yeah, I want to pick one.

- Honestly,
it's the production value

of half of this stuff
that turns me off, you know?

Give me an erotic novel
any day of the week.

- Wait, you actually, like--
- Get myself off

to high
and erogenous literature?

Oh, yeah.

Henry Miller, am I right?

- Oh, yeah!
"Tropic of Cancer," so good.

- You know, it's not like
I don't have fantasies.

I do.
- Okay.

- I just...

I wind up getting too logical.

Like, okay,
so there's this one--

- Ooh.
- Where I'm in a cotton field,

and this really hot soldier,

and he, like,
rips off my corset,

and...then I'm like,

"Well, if I'm Scarlett O'Hara,

"then that means that
he's a Confederate soldier,

and then that means that I'm on
the wrong end of the Civil War."

- Oh, babe, I appreciate you not
being racist in your fantasy,

but it's just a fantasy.
That's the whole point.

You're supposed to just
totally give in to whatever.

- Yeah, well, I'm not
a "totally give in to whatever"

type of person.
I wish I was.

- What should we
watch next?

- So...
- What is the...?

- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

- Amateur?
- Mm-mm.

- I have
a job interview tomorrow.

- What?
- Oh, my God!

- That's amazing. For what?

- In ad sales.
- Ad sales?

- Yeah, it kind of
came out of nowhere,

but I'm really excited about it.

I feel like I'm kind
of perfect for it.

- That's amazing.
- Yeah.

- But why wouldn't you
go out for something

in the fashion department?
- No way.

I mean, even if
I could get a foot in the door,

there's no money in it
unless you really make it,

which, I mean, the odds of that
happening are basically zero.

- Well, yeah, but ad sales?
God, it sounds so boring.

Okay, uh, this right here.

Every time I think about Adena,
my mind eventually goes to this,

and I'm just like, "Nope."

- Really? Ad sales
is kind of boring?

I mean, I'm just talking about

changing the course
of my entire future,

and that's all you have to say?

- No, I mean,
it is though, isn't it?

- It's a good job.
- You guys.

- Yeah, but Sutton,
is that really what you

want to do
with the rest of your life?

- I need a job, Kat, a real job,

not an assistant job
that doesn't pay anything.

All right, I'm gonna go.
- What? No.

Where are you going?
- Don't go.

- I have an interview tomorrow.

I can't stay up all night
watching porn!

- We could shut it off.
I would be more than happy to.

- That's fine.
I'm going to sleep at Richard's.

You guys suck.
- I messed that up, didn't I?

- Yeah, good job.
Shut this off.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Can't sleep?

- I snapped
at my friends tonight.

- No, you're just nervous
about your interview.

- Yeah.
I just feel like they don't know

what this could mean for me...

Kat especially.

She's never had
to worry about money.

She doesn't have student loans

and a mom
who can't pay her own bills.

This job would literally
change my life.

- Yeah, it's a big deal.

- Can I tell you something

that's probably gonna
sound insane to you?

- Tell me.

- Before I moved here,
I took a $100 bill,

and I put it into an envelope.

I carry that envelope with me.

It's in my purse right now.

- Okay, why?

- Uh...

it's my plan B.

It's just enough money to buy
a train ticket home if I fail.

- Sutton, you're not
going back to Harrisburg.

- I don't know.

It's been four years carrying
around that emergency envelope.

It used to make me feel safe,

and now it's this
horrible weight.

First thing I'm gonna do
if I get that job,

spend that $100 bill.

- Damn right you will.

- Wow, it's so big!

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Whatever I said last night--
- It wasn't you. It was me.

- Because, you know, if you want
this job, I totally support you.

- I know. Thank you.

- But...I don't know, Sutton.

Do you?

- Oh, why is she
calling me again?

Uh, yeah, I do,

and for what it's worth,
I'm really sorry

that I didn't take the Adena
thing seriously last night.

Is this real?

- I don't know.

I definitely
feel something for her,

but then I think
about all the sex stuff

and what that would mean,
and...

my shrink parents
would probably say

it's because she was
unreachable for so long,

I probably confused my concern

for romantic feelings
or something.

- Is that really what
they would say?

- Oh, yeah.

All right, Jane.
Hey, can I call you back?

- Don't hang up.
The yoni egg, I tried it.

- Ooh, hey, good for you, babe.

How's your yoni?
Oh, Sutton and I--

- It's stuck.

- What? Wait, stuck?

- I'm coming up.
Meet me in the closet.

Bye.

Oh, come on.
- Good morning.

Do you need me
to press the button for you?

- No, I got it.

- You seem a little tense.

- You know what?
I lied yesterday.

Your article wasn't cute.

- Ouch.
- The way you write about sex,

you put these unrealistic
expectations on women,

so then of course
we feel like failures

if we can't--

You know what?
Just for once I would like

to see you actually talk
about a woman's needs in bed,

maybe giving your readers
a little advice

on how they could do that?

What? Why are you smiling?

- You haven't read
my articles at all.

Also, I'm smiling 'cause
there's nothing I find sexier

than a woman
who speaks her mind.

both: Not it!
- No, I said it first.

- I have a job interview today.
- Congratulations. So what?

- I can't have my hand
up there an hour before

I'm supposed to shake it
with the entire ad sales team.

You're the one who wants
to explore her sexuality.

- Excuse me?
- Oh, my God, seriously?

If you love me,
one of you just get it out!

- Oh, my God.

All right.

- I appreciate you.

- Hold my Fitbit?
- All right.

- Lay back.
- Okay.

- Okay, I'm gonna need you
to slide down to me.

Spread your legs.

All right.
A little.

- Oh, my God.
- All right.

- Don't stare.
- Sorry!

- All right, ready?

- Okay.

The female form
is actually quite beautiful.

- Can you not narrate this?

- Okay, fine.
I need you to relax.

- You know
what helps me to relax

is you telling me to relax.

- I need you to relax,

or I'm not gonna be able
to get it out, okay?

Sutton?
- Huh? Oh, Yeah.

Stay with me.

We're on a beach.
We're drunk.

There's, like, a whole pack
of really cute puppies

running in slow motion
down the beach.

- Do not ruin puppies for me.
- Ooh.

- Okay, breathe,
breathe, breathe.

- Oh, wait, I think I got it.
No, wait--

- You think you got it?
- No, I can feel it.

- This is the worst
Easter egg hunt ever.

- Wow. Okay, okay. I got it!

- Wha--aah!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- You got it.
- You're the best friend ever.

- Thank you.

- What are friends for?

- Are you okay?

- I'm not a lesbian, Jane.
Just not.

And you can relax.
It wasn't your vag.

It's just who I am.

I'm not about the ladies,
you know?

I'm hetero, totally hetero.

I'm hetero, right?

- Are you trying
to convince me?

- Catch!
- Oh.

- Hey, I'm about to head out,
go to Adena's show. You coming?

- Yeah, I'll be there.

I just need, like, an hour
'cause I have to finish this.

- What is all this?
- Research for my article.

- It's very science-y.

It's giving me flashbacks
to high school, gross.

- Okay. I haven't been able
to have an orgasm,

and that's kind of
the whole point of this,

so I have to turn something in.
- All right, fine.

Somebody really needs
to get themselves off though.

- Tell me something
I don't know.

- Okay, I'll tell you
something you don't know.

Uh, these little charts
and graphs and stuff--

they're not gonna help you.

You got to do something.

You got to do something crazy.

I know you, tiny Jane,
a little better now,

but I know you got a freak
in there somewhere.

Just got to let her out,
you know?

Text me when you're done.
- 'Kay.

- Jacqueline?
- Yeah?

- Sorry to interrupt.
I have my article for you.

- Oh, great.
How did it turn out?

- Uh, well, it's--
You'll see.

Uh, but before I give it to you,
I just wanted to ask.

I know you don't normally
let writers publish anonymously,

but I was hoping you could make
an exception just this once.

- Do you know why I don't like
to publish pieces

without real names?

- You want our readers to feel
like they can trust us.

- Exactly. I want them to know
that we are real women

just going through the same
things they're going through.

- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Uh...

I'll just hand it over.

- Oh. Never?

Hmm.
I'll give it a read.

in foreign language]

- What? Oh, my God.

Did you know
she was gonna use this?

- You look great.
- I did not know.

- Whoa! You look gorgeous.
- Wow.

- I understand you.
- Oh, yeah, thank you.

- Do you...
want to introduce me?

- What?
Yes, yeah.

I--I just feel like we should
give her a minute, so...

- Seriously? What, is he, like,
following me now?

- Ryan from "Pinstripe"?

He's reviewing the show.

- Oh, great,
just what the world needs,

an interpretation of feminist
art through the male gaze.

- Well, he's actually
a pretty good writer.

- I need a drink.
- Did you say drink?

- Yup.
- Mm, you know what?

This is a work call,
so I'm just gonna--

- Yeah, yeah.

- Hi.

- I just got an email.

- That's exciting.

- It's asking my approval
to send out an offer letter,

and I'm violating
like three different

confidentiality clauses
by telling you this,

but I wanted you
to hear it from me.

You're getting the job.

- Wow.
- You must have dazzled them

in the interview today.

Good night, Sutton.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Um, I'm...kind of in shock.

I got the job.

- Hey, congratulations.

Okay, I thought this was
supposed to be a good thing.

- Yeah, it is good.
It's great.

- But?
- I don't know.

I should be ecstatic.

The money is incredible,
but--

But nothing.
It's amazing.

I don't know
what I'm talking about.

- Okay, forget the money.

What's your dream?

- Fashion.

I've always loved it,

but it's too risky, you know?

I can't afford to fail,

and there are practicalities
that I--I need to consider.

- I get it, but you get
to have a dream too, Sutton.

- Hello?
- Jane, hi.

Um, so I--I read your article.

I'm just gonna cut to the chase.

I need you to take another pass.

- Do you have
any specific notes?

- Uh, yeah.
You're holding back.

All I see are facts and figures,
and where are you?

- I'm--I'm at an art gallery.

Do you need me to come back?

- No, I mean where are you
in this piece?

- I...I don't know.

- I don't want percentages.
I want your point of view.

- Those percentages
aren't boring to me.

I mean, 10% of women say

they've never had
an orgasm before,

and researchers say
that number's probably higher.

But...no one will admit it,

and, you know,

knowing that I'm not
the only one--

it's comforting.

- Jane?

- Look,
it's amazing that women

are owning their sexualities
in this way

that they've never
been able to before, but...

for someone like me,
it's a lot of pressure

to live up to,
and even this magazine

makes me feel bad
about it sometimes.

I'm sorry.
I--I didn't mean that.

- I'm gonna do something.

I am gonna let you write
this article anonymously,

but in return I want
the real story

from your heart, not your head.

I want to know what this
is really like for you.

- Okay.

- I'll expect the next draft
on my desk tomorrow.

- G'night.

- Don't touch the art,
please.

- Hey. I think I got to go.

- Oh.
- Have you said hi to Adena yet?

- Uh, nope.

- So why do you think that is?

- Mm, gay, straight,
I don't--I don't know.

I--I don't think it matters,

so I...

I'm just gonna
go talk to her.

- Go talk to her.
- Okay.

- Kat, hey.

Are you okay?

- God, I feel like
such an idiot.

I just completely misread
that whole situation.

- Hey, you're not an idiot.

- No, you're not. I mean, you're
the bravest person I know.

You take risks,
and you put yourself out there.

I mean, I wish
I could be more like you.

- Yeah, me too.

- Like I said, you got
to do something crazy.

- You know what?
I can, and I will.

Hey.
- Hey.

- So have you been
flirting with me?

- Yeah.

- I have to go.
I have to write.

- Jane.

- Hey.

- Hello.

- I've been waiting
for the right moment

to come talk to you.

- I know. It's been, um,
a very busy night,

but I'm so happy you came.

- Yeah, me too, and I wanted
to talk to you about something.

I'm--I'm kind of nervous
to say it.

- The photograph? I know.

I should have
asked your permission.

- No, no, no.
Honestly, it's so fine.

I'm actually kind of honored.

What I was thinking of was...

just how incredible
this show is.

It's amazing.

- Thank you.

- I'm getting a drink. You?

- Definitely.
- Excuse me, can we

please see
the champagne menu?

- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.

We'll take a bottle of the Veuve
Clicquot Yellow Label.

- Sure.
- That's an expensive bottle.

- Mm-hmm.
- I take it we're celebrating.

- Yup.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.
- Cheers.

- To your new job.

- I'm not taking the job.

- Then what are we celebrating?

- Crazy dreams.

- It's honest and funny
and brave.

I want to put it up
on our digital site right now.

- Okay.

Uh, wait.

Can I just make
one change first?

- Sure.

You ready?

- Yeah.