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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,733 --> 00:00:07,961 MANDY: Previously: 2 00:00:08,213 --> 00:00:11,569 Give me your number, l'd like to call you. 3 00:00:11,813 --> 00:00:13,644 Stay. Save yourself a call. 4 00:00:13,853 --> 00:00:17,050 The president's pissed at you and so am l. 5 00:00:17,253 --> 00:00:21,849 lt's my job to tell the president it's best to show you the door. 6 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:26,092 You won that election for him. You, Leo, C.J. and Sam. 7 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:29,723 ls it possible you are, what would have to be. . . 8 00:00:29,973 --> 00:00:32,885 -. . .a very high-priced call girl? -Yes. 9 00:00:33,093 --> 00:00:37,848 Hypothetical: You're Russell, no friend of the president. 10 00:00:38,053 --> 00:00:40,442 -What do you do? -Exploratory committee. 11 00:00:40,693 --> 00:00:42,285 -Who do you get? -Mandy. 12 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:45,485 -You're dating Lloyd Russell? -Yeah. 13 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:50,363 The Coast Guard's fishing for Cubans, and l slept with a prostitute. 14 00:00:50,573 --> 00:00:53,929 Please. Which of those kids is my boss's daughter? 15 00:00:54,173 --> 00:00:57,643 -That would be me. -This is bad on so many levels. 16 00:00:57,853 --> 00:01:01,084 -Josh, don't ever do it again. -Yes, sir. 17 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,484 Mrs. Landingham, what's next? 18 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,651 Are you crazy? 19 00:01:35,413 --> 00:01:37,563 -Have you lost your mind? LLOYD: Mandy. 20 00:01:37,813 --> 00:01:42,045 -Let's go to my office. -Why'd you make that deal? Shut up! 21 00:01:42,253 --> 00:01:44,767 -Why? Lloyd! -Just until after the midterms. 22 00:01:45,013 --> 00:01:46,765 lt keeps it in committee-- 23 00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:50,244 The White House will veto it when no one's looking. 24 00:01:50,453 --> 00:01:53,047 -We want them looking! -We should go. 25 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:55,853 Why did you make that deal? 26 00:01:56,093 --> 00:02:00,564 -For a spot at the nominations. -l might nominate the president. 27 00:02:00,773 --> 00:02:03,241 -Possibly keynote. -Definitely prime time. 28 00:02:03,493 --> 00:02:05,131 Of course they offered it! 29 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:08,649 -They don't want you nominated! -Settle down. 30 00:02:08,893 --> 00:02:12,488 That bill was our coming-out! Our ''Nessun Dorma! '' 31 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,928 -What? -ltalian aria by Wagner. 32 00:02:15,173 --> 00:02:16,970 Puccini. Wagner's German. 33 00:02:17,213 --> 00:02:19,932 -ls everything all right? -No, it's not! 34 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:23,165 l left a top-tier marketing firm. . . 35 00:02:23,413 --> 00:02:25,643 . . .to get him elected president. 36 00:02:25,853 --> 00:02:29,926 But he made a deal to hold 443 until after midterm! 37 00:02:30,173 --> 00:02:33,563 Avoiding national exposure! Our only hope. . . 38 00:02:33,813 --> 00:02:35,644 . . .of making a challenge! 39 00:02:35,893 --> 00:02:38,282 -We've got a caucus. -Hang on. 40 00:02:38,573 --> 00:02:42,452 -Lloyd, l was going to-- -Listen to me. 41 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:48,208 lt wasn't gonna happen. Maybe somewhere down the road. 42 00:02:48,453 --> 00:02:52,844 -Not this year. -l had two years to make it happen. 43 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:56,250 They beat me before l got my boxes unpacked. 44 00:02:56,453 --> 00:03:00,890 -You'll bounce back. You've got spunk. -l'll kill you with my shoes! 45 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,204 lt wasn't gonna happen. 46 00:03:08,493 --> 00:03:10,245 You know the worst part? 47 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:14,486 l think you dinged up your suspension pretty good. 48 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:18,646 lt's the party they're having at my expense. 49 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:20,127 No, they're not. 50 00:03:20,373 --> 00:03:24,252 l worked with these people. They like to win, then gloat. 51 00:03:24,493 --> 00:03:26,324 -You're wrong. -l'm not. 52 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,167 There are serious people there. 53 00:03:29,373 --> 00:03:34,049 A blow was struck for party unity this morning. 54 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:36,410 There's no cause to gloat. 55 00:03:36,613 --> 00:03:41,482 Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people. 56 00:03:41,733 --> 00:03:44,042 -Josh. -l drink from glory, Donna. 57 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:46,853 Bring me the finest bagels in the land. 58 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,244 lt's gonna be an unbearable day. 59 00:04:37,293 --> 00:04:41,172 -How did they refuse? -They declined the invitation. 60 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:46,328 -Decline a photo op with the president? -lt's the luck we're having. 61 00:04:46,573 --> 00:04:48,245 -Because of the joke? -Yes. 62 00:04:49,493 --> 00:04:51,563 -Who's that? -Who cares? 63 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,724 You try getting his attention. 64 00:04:53,973 --> 00:04:58,171 -Does the president have free time? -Nothing but time, Toby. 65 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:02,531 He's eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. 66 00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:05,645 Sarcasm's disturbing from a woman of your age. 67 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:08,845 -What age would that be? -Late 20s. 68 00:05:09,053 --> 00:05:10,884 -Thattaboy. -Can l have a cookie? 69 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,368 -They turned us down? -C.J.'s on it. 70 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,843 Good morning, Sam. Have a cookie. 71 00:05:16,053 --> 00:05:17,088 Thank you. 72 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:20,086 They're issuing a press release. 73 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,688 -Because of the joke? -Yes. 74 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:25,242 Give me a serpent to slay. 75 00:05:25,453 --> 00:05:29,651 -What's his problem? -He's drinking glory. He wants bagels. 76 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:31,042 -Good job. -Thank you. 77 00:05:31,253 --> 00:05:33,448 -They turned us down? -Declined. 78 00:05:33,653 --> 00:05:36,087 -What's that mean? -They turned us down. 79 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,722 -The joke? -Why does everyone ask? 80 00:05:38,973 --> 00:05:42,886 -$32 billion against the surplus. -Jaworski knows that's no good. 81 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,926 He'll say the Japanese need to buy U.S. cars. 82 00:05:46,173 --> 00:05:49,165 -Americans need to buy U.S. cars. -l told him. 83 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:51,085 -Morning. What do you got? -Morning. 84 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,927 -443 will stay in committee. -l heard. 85 00:05:54,133 --> 00:05:57,569 -The Ryder Cup team declined. -You're kidding. 86 00:05:57,813 --> 00:05:59,644 -The joke. -You're kidding. 87 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,167 The Ryder Cup team. 88 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:05,326 -The best golfers in the country-- -l know what it is. 89 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:09,845 Sir, this may be a good time to talk about your sense of humor. 90 00:06:10,093 --> 00:06:13,722 l've got intelligence, security and budget meetings. . . 91 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,362 . . .scheduled for the same 45 minutes. 92 00:06:16,613 --> 00:06:18,444 -Sure this a good time? -No. 93 00:06:18,693 --> 00:06:21,526 -Me neither. -But it's not the first time. 94 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,889 -l know. -lt's about Texas. 95 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:28,848 When asked about campaigning in Texas, you say you look bad in funny hats. 96 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:30,850 -''Big hats. '' -So what? 97 00:06:31,053 --> 00:06:32,532 lt makes a difference. 98 00:06:32,773 --> 00:06:35,651 -Point is, we got whomped in Texas. -Twice. 99 00:06:35,893 --> 00:06:38,930 -ln the primary and in November. -l was there. 100 00:06:39,173 --> 00:06:41,368 And it was avoidable, sir. 101 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:44,969 Your tombstone will read Post hoc, ergo propter hoc. 102 00:06:45,213 --> 00:06:48,046 None of my visitors will understand. 103 00:06:48,293 --> 00:06:53,128 27 lawyers in the room. Anybody know ''post hoc, ergo propter hoc''? 104 00:06:53,373 --> 00:06:56,365 ''Post,'' after. ''After hoc. '' ''Ergo,'' therefore. 105 00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:59,047 ''After hoc, therefore'' something ''hoc. '' 106 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:02,051 -Next? -lf l'd gotten more credit on 443-- 107 00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:04,682 ''After it, therefore because of it. '' 108 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:08,642 One thing follows another, therefore caused by the other. 109 00:07:08,893 --> 00:07:11,532 But in fact, it's hardly ever true. 110 00:07:11,773 --> 00:07:15,243 We did not lose Texas because of the hat joke. 111 00:07:15,493 --> 00:07:19,122 -Know when we lost Texas? -When you learned to speak Latin? 112 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,490 -Go figure. LEO: What else? 113 00:07:23,293 --> 00:07:26,251 -Capt. Tolliver, coffee? -l'm fine, Nancy. 114 00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:28,051 -Morris, good to see you. -Morning. 115 00:07:28,253 --> 00:07:29,845 -He's backed up. -l see. 116 00:07:30,093 --> 00:07:32,846 Sam, when are you writing the Hilton Head? 117 00:07:33,093 --> 00:07:36,847 -Noon to 3. -Let me see it at 3. 118 00:07:37,053 --> 00:07:38,247 l'll be a second. 119 00:07:38,453 --> 00:07:40,125 Take a walk with me. 120 00:07:40,373 --> 00:07:42,568 -You look well. -l feel good. 121 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:44,451 -How's the baby? -1 0 days old. 122 00:07:44,653 --> 00:07:49,443 -You got a picture? -Let me see. What do you know? 123 00:07:49,693 --> 00:07:51,968 -She's a knockout. -Both of them. 124 00:07:52,213 --> 00:07:54,522 -l forgot your wife's name. -Angela. 125 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:56,331 -And the girl? -Corey. 126 00:07:56,573 --> 00:07:59,485 Did you tell council they'd be in on the 1 0:00? 127 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:02,691 -l may have. -You'd want to tell me that. 128 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:05,891 lt's a baby and a new mother. Look at that. 129 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:09,842 l know you're just filling in for Terry Wyatt. . . 130 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:13,244 . . .but the president would like to keep you on. 131 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,042 l don't have objections, but l'm leaving in a few hours. 132 00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:18,851 -Where you going? -Jordan. 133 00:08:19,093 --> 00:08:20,890 -For how long? -A week. 134 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,044 -You'll start the week after. -Leo. 135 00:08:24,053 --> 00:08:25,281 l'm low-ranked. 136 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:30,323 He feels better talking to you. Some days you've lightened the load. 137 00:08:30,573 --> 00:08:33,133 -lt's an awful big load. -He likes you. 138 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,846 l gotta get back. 139 00:08:35,093 --> 00:08:36,651 Give him his picture. 140 00:08:54,773 --> 00:08:55,762 -Hey. -Hey. 141 00:08:55,973 --> 00:08:58,851 88B is ready. Matthews wants to know what we know. 142 00:08:59,053 --> 00:09:00,645 -l have news. -Good? 143 00:09:00,853 --> 00:09:04,129 You could see it as bad. l think it's good. 144 00:09:04,373 --> 00:09:07,251 Lloyd Russell is no longer our client. 145 00:09:07,453 --> 00:09:08,772 -Really? -Yes. 146 00:09:09,013 --> 00:09:11,049 -He's our only client. -Was. 147 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:14,842 -This is a disaster! -lf that's your spin on it-- 148 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:18,443 He wants to work with the president on 443. 149 00:09:18,693 --> 00:09:21,844 -You lost our client? -We're a team, Daisy. 150 00:09:22,093 --> 00:09:23,651 -l quit my job. -So did l. 151 00:09:23,853 --> 00:09:26,845 -After putting $500,000 away. -l saved wisely. 152 00:09:27,053 --> 00:09:28,122 How will you pay me? 153 00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:30,762 Typical of you to leap to that. 154 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:34,449 No, it's ''typically'' my landlord, college loans. . . 155 00:09:34,693 --> 00:09:37,048 . . .the guy who sells me milk. 156 00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:41,041 l have expenses too! Credit cards, condo payments. 157 00:09:41,293 --> 00:09:43,648 Plus l dinged my BMW's suspension. 158 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:47,448 -What will we do? -l'm formulating a plan. 159 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:52,843 Josh? You owe me $ 1 00. l entered you in the football pool. 160 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:55,089 -Without telling me? -lt's a surprise. 161 00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:56,851 -And? -You lost $ 1 00. 162 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,685 -On? -Central lndiana State. 163 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,764 -What was the line? -lt wasn't like that. 164 00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:03,163 -What was it? -You pick the winner. 165 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,563 -You picked them? -Fighting Okies. 166 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,883 -Who were they playing? -Notre Dame. 167 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:12,649 -You picked them against Notre Dame? -Technically, you did. 168 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,688 Toby! We need to do something. 169 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:18,288 -Ryder Cup team. -They're just the latest. 170 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:21,172 -The Banking Committee. -New Jersey, G-8. 171 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,766 The bicycle under the tree. 172 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:25,726 l'm not sure what our new media director would have done. 173 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:30,330 We need a new one. l've done better talent shows than our events. 174 00:10:30,573 --> 00:10:32,529 -Talent shows? -When l was a kid. 175 00:10:32,773 --> 00:10:35,333 -Let's double-team him. -With Sam and C.J. 176 00:10:35,573 --> 00:10:40,089 We need to gang up on him. lt won't be Mandy, right? 177 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,722 -Nope. -Anyone but Mandy! 178 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,369 ''Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?'' 179 00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:47,843 Bet that had them rolling. 180 00:10:48,053 --> 00:10:51,250 Be funny. You're best with a pie in your face. 181 00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:54,053 l'd hold back, keep it in your pocket. 182 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:58,166 Don't like the rhythm of the Q-and-A? Use the Ryder Cup. 183 00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,449 Folks, please take your seats. 184 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,491 We're gonna start the briefing. 185 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:06,645 Please take your seats, folks. 186 00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:15,170 Good morning. We've got a birthday today, right? 187 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,641 -Suzanne? -Bobbi. 188 00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:19,242 -lt's Bobbi's birthday. -lt is. 189 00:11:20,693 --> 00:11:25,050 The vice president commented on the White House position on the A3C3. . . 190 00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:27,289 . . .saying, and l quote: 191 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:32,448 ''This is a time when the president needs our support. '' Can you clarify? 192 00:11:32,653 --> 00:11:35,042 No, l haven't spoken with him. 193 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:38,285 The language seems strained, doesn't it? 194 00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:39,642 Strange? 195 00:11:39,893 --> 00:11:43,488 Strained. ''This is a time when the president needs our support. '' 196 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,724 Sounds pretty straightforward. 197 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:50,763 lf you consult the morning releases, you'll see in sports. . . 198 00:11:51,013 --> 00:11:53,846 . . .we got dissed by 1 2 guys named Flippy. 199 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:56,682 Questions? 200 00:11:57,373 --> 00:11:59,762 Did this have to do with the joke? 201 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:02,527 Will the president make an apology? 202 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,643 It was a surprise to discover professional golfers... 203 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,730 ...don 't have a sense of humor. 204 00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:14,249 Especially after seeing some of the outfits. 205 00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:15,442 -Hey. -Hey. What's up? 206 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:19,168 She discovered that Hoynes responded to an A3 question: 207 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,723 ''This is a time when the president needs our support. '' 208 00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:25,771 -Third one. -She moved to the Ryder Cup. 209 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,446 -Wouldn't you? -Yeah. 210 00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:31,447 -Get her to keep this off Leo's desk. -l think it goes on it. 211 00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:34,167 That quote will disappear. 212 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:37,564 A fight between Leo and the VP's got juice. 213 00:12:37,813 --> 00:12:40,850 -Talk to C.J. -l will. 214 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,130 -Did you need me? -Sorry? 215 00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:51,445 -You come to see me? -Stretching my legs. 216 00:12:51,653 --> 00:12:55,123 l'm supposed to be working on the Hilton Head draft. . . 217 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:57,933 -. . .but l'm just stretching my legs. -Okay. 218 00:12:58,173 --> 00:13:01,529 Last week l met a woman named Laurie. 219 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:04,082 We spent the evening together. 220 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:07,649 The next day l discovered she was a call girl. 221 00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:11,766 -Sam, do you want to close the door? -Yeah? 222 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:13,846 Yeah. 223 00:13:16,853 --> 00:13:21,768 -You slept with a call girl? -No, l-- Yes, l did. 224 00:13:22,013 --> 00:13:25,608 -She know who you are? -l didn't reveal my secret identity. 225 00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:26,848 l'm asking-- 226 00:13:27,053 --> 00:13:30,011 -She knows l work for the president. -You think-- 227 00:13:30,213 --> 00:13:31,202 She wouldn't talk. 228 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:34,371 -How do you know? -l know. 229 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:38,447 -You want to call her. -l like her. She's not what you think. 230 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:43,050 l only know she's a call girl. ls she? Then she's what l think. 231 00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:46,962 -l left abruptly. -You're gonna try to reform her. 232 00:13:47,213 --> 00:13:50,649 l want to say a proper goodbye that shows respect. 233 00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:55,171 -You'd like her if you met her. -Promise that won't happen. 234 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:59,804 You're with the energy secretary in five minutes. What's going on? 235 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,287 -Nothing. -Really? 236 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:02,648 -You're lying? -Yes. 237 00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,724 -l should get out? -Yes. 238 00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:09,287 -Whatever quest-- -lt's not a quest. 239 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:12,172 You're playing with fire. Talk to Toby. 240 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:15,450 -No way to do this without Toby? -No. 241 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:17,843 Hang on! C.J. ! 242 00:14:18,053 --> 00:14:20,965 Talk to Toby. Just Toby. 243 00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:22,566 You're late. 244 00:14:22,813 --> 00:14:24,007 l'll kill him. 245 00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:26,932 -l'd definitely talk to him. -Oh, l will. 246 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,249 -Stay on the perimeter. -l have been. 247 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,451 l don't want it on Leo's desk. 248 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,446 Thank you! 249 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:38,570 (SPEAKlNG lN FRENCH) 250 00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:56,729 -Stevie. Does he have time? -We're leaving for NY. 251 00:14:56,973 --> 00:15:00,045 -Just a minute. -l'm looking at my watch. 252 00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:02,647 Good luck! 253 00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:07,768 Excuse me, Mr. Vice President. l wanted to talk to you about A3C3. 254 00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:10,049 l apologize. Things happen quickly. 255 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:13,290 Sometimes people get left behind. 256 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:16,445 The most he was talking about was $6 an acre. 257 00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:17,728 We're fixing it. 258 00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:21,727 -Had we properly briefed you-- -Bill, $6 an acre! 259 00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:25,488 Nice of you to find me, but l've been in the loop. 260 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:29,043 They keep saying ''This is a time when the president needs our support. '' 261 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:33,047 -Possibly interpreted as-- -l've got a press secretary. 262 00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:36,046 -Yes, sir. -Gotta run. 263 00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:37,652 Yes, sir. 264 00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:44,842 -What's in Jordan? -Amman. 265 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:48,090 Stay. We've got ''Amman,'' a woman, the works. 266 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:51,052 -1 31 over 84. -That was a joke. 267 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:53,448 -Good one. -Everybody's a critic. 268 00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:54,682 Hold still. 269 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:57,447 -What's in Amman? -A teaching hospital. 270 00:15:57,693 --> 00:16:00,446 -Good for you. How long will you stay? -A week. 271 00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,166 -When do you leave? -Two hours. 272 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,483 -What's my temperature? -56 degrees. 273 00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:07,452 -Fahrenheit? -ls that not normal? 274 00:16:07,653 --> 00:16:10,087 -How's the kid? -1 0 days old today. 275 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,449 -Can she spell anything? -No. 276 00:16:12,813 --> 00:16:15,373 -Any pictures? -Thought you'd never ask. 277 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:19,361 -Sir, they touched down at Andrews. -Thanks. 278 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:21,532 What's her name? 279 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:26,005 Corey. My grandmother's name from her great aunt. . . 280 00:16:26,213 --> 00:16:29,569 . . .who got it from the first free woman she met. 281 00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:33,368 -Name's got a past. -My family is proud of its past. 282 00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:35,086 Your wife's beautiful. 283 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,166 -You trick her to marry you? -Hypnosis. 284 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,846 l figured. 285 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:44,724 l made a joke about golfers. Now it consumes the whole building. 286 00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:46,645 Open your mouth, sir. 287 00:16:47,813 --> 00:16:52,091 Jokes are part of my folksy charm. lt's the heart of my popularity. 288 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,245 lsn't your job-approval rating three percent? 289 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:58,650 We're having difficulty getting the word out. 290 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,407 -ls this from this morning? -Yes, sir. 291 00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:05,647 How's my pulse? 292 00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:08,361 You just run the stairs at the Rose Bowl? 293 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,046 -No. -Then it's not good. 294 00:17:10,253 --> 00:17:12,448 -Cut back on red meat? Dairy? -Yeah. 295 00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:17,483 -How about booze? -Sure. Two Dewar's on the rocks. 296 00:17:18,293 --> 00:17:22,252 l had a meeting this morning with the Joint Chiefs. 297 00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:25,891 l'm an accomplished man, Morris. 298 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,967 l sit comfortably with prime ministers and presidents. 299 00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:34,729 With the Joint Chiefs, l feel l'm back at my father's dinner table. 300 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,645 l'm a naval officer, l-- 301 00:17:36,853 --> 00:17:40,050 You're a doctor in a uniform. 302 00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:45,970 lt's not like l'm without experience. l'm a former governor. 303 00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:49,449 l was commander in chief of the NH National Guard. 304 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,082 -Got in tough scrapes? -Didn't have to. 305 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:56,531 We'd stand on the border and stare you down, then go for pancakes. 306 00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:59,890 Like you had combat training in premed. 307 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,044 -Hold still. -What is that? 308 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,164 -Flu shot. -l don't need one. 309 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:08,565 Maybe this is a military coup? l want the Secret Service. 310 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:13,841 ln a coup, why would the Secret Service be on your side? 311 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,648 -That's a thought that will fester. -Hold still. 312 00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:23,052 Thank you. 313 00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:28,850 l'm not comfortable with violence. 314 00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:33,883 l know we have enemies but l don't feel violent toward them. 315 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,772 l don't know if that's a weakness. . . 316 00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:41,245 . . .but l know how the Joint Chiefs would answer that. 317 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,365 Let the Chiefs get to know you. 318 00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:47,923 They're naturally suspicious of your leadership. 319 00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:52,769 That comes from a lifetime between the devil and the deep blue sea. 320 00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:56,767 They're men of character. They may not like your resume. . . 321 00:18:57,013 --> 00:19:00,050 . . .but in time, they'll like you personally. 322 00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:04,849 You have a once-in-a-generation mind. They'll respect that. 323 00:19:05,053 --> 00:19:08,250 They'll advise you well and go where you point. 324 00:19:08,453 --> 00:19:12,651 Let them get to know you. ln the meantime, you outrank them. 325 00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:16,562 -Don't worry. And cut back on dairy. -And red meat. 326 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:17,928 And the Scotch. 327 00:19:18,173 --> 00:19:21,848 Don't forget your picture. Corey's a beautiful child. 328 00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:24,089 l know. Look what l done. 329 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,564 You did nothing. You were a passenger. 330 00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:30,850 You pay the bills and do what they tell you. 331 00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:34,290 Also, teach her to whistle. Her mother won't. 332 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:37,047 -See you next week. -Two weeks. 333 00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:40,564 -Morris! -Yes, sir? 334 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,646 Look at that picture again. 335 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,845 See? 336 00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:53,851 The past isn't the only thing your family can be proud of. 337 00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:57,731 Yes, sir. 338 00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:01,123 Go away. 339 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,047 You remember Stuart White and Ray Finley. 340 00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:10,370 l do, indeed. Good to see you. . . . 341 00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:20,048 -Yeah? -Who do you want for the pool? 342 00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:22,523 -Another $ 1 00. -Gotta play to win. 343 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:26,083 -l see it different. -Rocky Mountain College or Purdue? 344 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,484 Give me Yeshiva University over the Cowboys. 345 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,052 lf you aren't-- 346 00:20:31,253 --> 00:20:33,926 -Leo will be ready in a half-hour. -Thanks. 347 00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:36,368 -You talk to Hoynes? -Yeah. 348 00:20:36,613 --> 00:20:37,966 -And? -We're fine. 349 00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:40,044 -You sure? -Yeah. 350 00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:43,046 We're fine. Leo will call when he's ready. 351 00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:46,046 -Anyone but Mandy. -Right! 352 00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:50,649 MANDY: Did you know l have a Ph.D? -Yes. 353 00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:53,287 -Some people don't know that. -l do. 354 00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:56,491 l've got a bachelor's degree in art history. . . 355 00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,931 . . .and a master's in communications and a Ph.D. in political science. 356 00:21:01,173 --> 00:21:05,644 -Yes. -l'm accomplished and brilliant. 357 00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:08,970 -And look how young l am. -What about Gil McGreggor? 358 00:21:09,213 --> 00:21:11,283 Who would think with all that. . . 359 00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:13,842 . . .l would be this young or cute? 360 00:21:14,053 --> 00:21:15,930 -Gil McGreggor. Mandy! -But here l am. 361 00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:18,129 -l'm not calling him! -Why not? 362 00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:22,002 -l'm not cold-calling like a salesman! -Fine. 363 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,251 You do it. 364 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:28,247 Neither of us have to. Things haven't gotten that bad. 365 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:33,368 Miss Hampton, we are on the stairs, drinking wine out of paper cups. 366 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:37,045 l'd like it if you called me Dr. Hampton. 367 00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,249 Give me the bottle. 368 00:21:43,613 --> 00:21:45,205 (PHONE RlNGS) 369 00:21:47,253 --> 00:21:49,483 -Seaborn's office. MAN: Danny for Sam. 370 00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:52,964 He's writing. He asked me to hold calls. 371 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,443 He just came out. Call you back. 372 00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,172 -l'm done. -Sure? 373 00:21:57,413 --> 00:21:59,131 -Done polishing and tweaking? -Yes. 374 00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:03,048 l'm done tweaking. l'm done polishing. Take it to C.J. 375 00:22:04,293 --> 00:22:05,646 Wait! 376 00:22:08,773 --> 00:22:11,333 Yes. l'm done. Really. 377 00:22:11,573 --> 00:22:15,805 Wait for the U.N.'s statement. lt's the least they can do. 378 00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:18,891 The U.N.'s doing the least they can do. 379 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,647 -What's up? -Just stretching my legs. 380 00:22:21,853 --> 00:22:24,083 -How's it going? -Finished. 381 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,052 -The Hilton Head draft? -l used tough language. 382 00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:30,051 -''Political cover, counterproductive. '' -Good. 383 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,847 Now l'm just stretching my legs. 384 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,452 Good. 385 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:45,091 -Can l talk to you? -Yeah. 386 00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:47,645 -l'll shut the door. -Okay. 387 00:22:54,253 --> 00:22:58,246 About a week ago, l accidentally slept with a prostitute. 388 00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:01,724 -Really? -Yes. 389 00:23:01,973 --> 00:23:04,328 -With a prostitute? -Call girl. 390 00:23:04,573 --> 00:23:06,848 -Accidentally? -Yes. 391 00:23:07,293 --> 00:23:10,365 -Did you trip? -l didn't know she was one. 392 00:23:10,613 --> 00:23:13,650 You didn't know when she charged you for sex? 393 00:23:13,853 --> 00:23:18,244 She didn't. l didn't find out about it until the next day. 394 00:23:20,453 --> 00:23:22,011 Where'd you meet her? 395 00:23:22,213 --> 00:23:23,328 The Farnsworth. 396 00:23:23,573 --> 00:23:24,722 -Anyone see you? -No. 397 00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:26,042 -Sure? -Yes. 398 00:23:26,293 --> 00:23:28,045 -l was with Billy. -Who? 399 00:23:28,253 --> 00:23:30,562 -Kenworthy. -Of the Wall Street Journal? 400 00:23:30,813 --> 00:23:34,647 We talked about Josh and Mary Marsh. He left before l-- 401 00:23:34,893 --> 00:23:36,770 -Picked up a hooker. -Call girl. 402 00:23:36,973 --> 00:23:40,010 An important distinction to the grand jury. 403 00:23:40,493 --> 00:23:43,053 l haven't broken any laws. 404 00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:45,166 -Who knows? -Josh. 405 00:23:45,413 --> 00:23:46,528 -And? -That's it. 406 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:51,683 Me, you, the hooker, the deputy chief of staff, and the Journal. 407 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:54,322 -She's not a hooker. -Hang on. 408 00:23:54,573 --> 00:23:58,486 l'd like to call her to be friends. l don't see the danger. 409 00:23:58,733 --> 00:24:01,645 You're gonna try and reform her? You are. 410 00:24:01,853 --> 00:24:03,684 She shouldn't feel like trash. . . 411 00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:07,050 . . .because l'm not given the benefit of the doubt! 412 00:24:07,253 --> 00:24:09,244 -Let's go. -He's free? 413 00:24:14,013 --> 00:24:15,844 -Did you know? -Know what? 414 00:24:16,093 --> 00:24:17,845 -With him. -Yes. 415 00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:22,371 -And you're not concerned? -Who hasn't known forbidden love? 416 00:24:22,613 --> 00:24:23,682 Spring break-- 417 00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:27,084 We don't need an opposition party. 418 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,642 We do fine by ourselves. 419 00:24:30,813 --> 00:24:35,364 Don't do anything stupid, okay? Nice job on the Hilton Head draft. 420 00:24:35,613 --> 00:24:38,366 -Three minutes. -A full-time consultant. 421 00:24:38,613 --> 00:24:41,844 The dollar's down three cents against the yen. 422 00:24:42,093 --> 00:24:44,846 We need an economic stimulus package. . . 423 00:24:45,093 --> 00:24:48,051 . . .that wasn't put together at an Amway rally. 424 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,721 -That's not this meeting. -Fair point. 425 00:24:50,973 --> 00:24:53,931 The Ryder Cup shouldn't have ended up on us. 426 00:24:54,173 --> 00:24:56,641 You'll let the DNC spend money? 427 00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:59,043 -Absolutely. -Who do we get? 428 00:24:59,253 --> 00:25:00,971 -Mandy. -Excellent choice. 429 00:25:01,213 --> 00:25:02,851 Wait. What? 430 00:25:03,093 --> 00:25:04,685 -Mandy. -Recently unemployed. 431 00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:07,925 l don't think Josh got enough credit. 432 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,686 -We need her again. -Mandy? 433 00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:12,493 -We need her. -This is an ambush. 434 00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:14,052 l'm being mugged! 435 00:25:14,253 --> 00:25:18,371 Can you think of a reason that isn't personal? What? 436 00:25:18,693 --> 00:25:20,331 She was my girlfriend. 437 00:25:20,573 --> 00:25:22,325 Good enough. Let's do it. 438 00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:26,248 -Hang on! l have objections. -Like what? 439 00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:29,166 -The president won't agree. -He will. 440 00:25:29,413 --> 00:25:31,847 -How do you know? -l asked him. 441 00:25:32,053 --> 00:25:33,532 Listen. Fine. 442 00:25:33,773 --> 00:25:35,252 l'm a team player. 443 00:25:35,453 --> 00:25:39,844 As long as she understands she answers to me and Toby. 444 00:25:40,093 --> 00:25:42,687 l don't want to go 1 5 rounds with her. 445 00:25:42,933 --> 00:25:44,252 -ls that it? -Yeah. 446 00:25:44,493 --> 00:25:45,608 Thank you. 447 00:25:45,813 --> 00:25:49,249 l'm drawing a chart for her with lines and arrows. . . 448 00:25:49,453 --> 00:25:53,048 . . .indicating she answers to me and to Toby. 449 00:25:53,293 --> 00:25:56,171 C.J., hang on a second. 450 00:25:56,413 --> 00:26:00,042 -Did you talk to Hoynes? -For a minute this morning. 451 00:26:00,253 --> 00:26:02,448 -About A3C3? -Yeah. 452 00:26:02,693 --> 00:26:04,684 -l mean, about the quote? -Yeah. 453 00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:08,130 -And? -Miscommunication. He's on board. 454 00:26:09,053 --> 00:26:10,771 -Yeah? -Yeah. 455 00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:12,162 What kind of--? 456 00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:16,042 His statement got truncated. l'd leave it alone. 457 00:26:16,853 --> 00:26:17,888 Okay. 458 00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:19,532 -Anything else? -No. 459 00:26:19,773 --> 00:26:22,048 l'll be in my office. 460 00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:27,243 She answers to me and she answers to Toby. 461 00:26:31,213 --> 00:26:32,362 BARTLET: Mrs. Landingham? 462 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,287 l'm done, right? 463 00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:37,843 Just some calls you can make from the residence. 464 00:26:38,053 --> 00:26:39,771 Thanks. What's in the bag? 465 00:26:40,013 --> 00:26:42,846 Delegation from the University of Nebraska. . . 466 00:26:43,093 --> 00:26:46,483 . . .was sorry you couldn't see them and left this. 467 00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,451 -lt's a shirt. -Yes, sir. 468 00:26:48,653 --> 00:26:50,291 -They left me a shirt. -Yes. 469 00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:53,286 l think they left something else. 470 00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:55,649 l think they left me. . . 471 00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:59,243 . . . 1 2 center-cut, prime filet Omaha steaks. 472 00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:03,048 -Morris said-- -l was gonna have Mario fix me one. 473 00:27:03,253 --> 00:27:05,972 -He was very clear-- -You stole them. 474 00:27:06,213 --> 00:27:07,248 l didn't. 475 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,963 l'm following the direct orders of Capt. Tolliver, MD. . . 476 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,125 . . .who'd like to see your diet contain less-- 477 00:27:14,373 --> 00:27:16,728 You are a cattle rustler. 478 00:27:16,973 --> 00:27:20,761 lf you say so. And no Scotch tonight, sir. 479 00:27:21,013 --> 00:27:24,642 Between you and Morris, who needs a wife or a mother? 480 00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,844 Good night, Mr. President. 481 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,327 -Christiansen? -No. 482 00:27:31,573 --> 00:27:32,642 -Stilwell? -No. 483 00:27:32,853 --> 00:27:34,730 -Crouse. Alabama. -No. 484 00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:36,844 -The one from lndiana? -No. 485 00:27:37,053 --> 00:27:38,042 -Kittis? -No. 486 00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:39,242 -Waveman? -No. 487 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:40,687 -Rock? -No. 488 00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:42,685 -Silverman? -Bartlet? 489 00:27:44,173 --> 00:27:47,245 -What about Bartlet? -What are you doing here? 490 00:27:47,453 --> 00:27:51,969 Nobel Laureate in Economics? Three-term congressman. 491 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:54,932 You look like you could use a client. 492 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,643 Want to work for the leader of the free world? 493 00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:02,524 Josh! 494 00:28:03,773 --> 00:28:05,491 lt took you long enough. 495 00:28:05,733 --> 00:28:09,442 You cut me out for a year! Sure, once the Ryder-- 496 00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:11,848 -We got rules. -l don't care. 497 00:28:12,093 --> 00:28:14,561 -What are they? -One, she can't punch me. 498 00:28:14,813 --> 00:28:18,362 Two, don't get drunk in the middle of the day. 499 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:19,887 -Agreed. -Fine. 500 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,532 We appreciate this. 501 00:28:21,773 --> 00:28:24,571 -lt's no favor. -You're a good man. 502 00:28:24,813 --> 00:28:26,929 -l am something. -l want to die. 503 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:30,245 -How can we thank you? -Her expression's enough. 504 00:28:30,493 --> 00:28:32,643 -Get your coats. You hungry? -No. Yes. 505 00:28:32,853 --> 00:28:33,922 Let's go. 506 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:36,846 Three, and l can't emphasize this enough. . . 507 00:28:37,093 --> 00:28:39,527 . . .you answer to me and Toby. 508 00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:43,288 We have charts to outline the chain of command. 509 00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:46,730 For instance, you answer to me and Toby. 510 00:28:46,973 --> 00:28:48,531 -l understand. -Do you? 511 00:28:48,773 --> 00:28:50,252 -Yes. -Good. 512 00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:54,645 ln your dreams. ln your little dreams. 513 00:28:56,773 --> 00:28:57,762 Excuse me. 514 00:28:58,013 --> 00:29:01,449 -The vice president is here. -Thanks. 515 00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:04,966 -Leo. -Good evening, Mr. Vice President. 516 00:29:05,213 --> 00:29:06,441 Thanks, Margaret. 517 00:29:08,253 --> 00:29:09,527 How was New York? 518 00:29:09,773 --> 00:29:12,606 S&P's gonna raise the city's credit rating. 519 00:29:12,813 --> 00:29:15,850 Nice of you to call. l don't see you enough. 520 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:17,725 -No? -Margaret looks good. 521 00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:21,682 -Did you blow off C.J.? -ls that what this is about? 522 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:24,891 She doesn't need to run to you every time-- 523 00:29:25,133 --> 00:29:28,967 She didn't. She covered your ass. She's a good girl. 524 00:29:29,213 --> 00:29:31,647 When she tells you something. . . 525 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:35,243 . . .consider it a directive from this office. 526 00:29:35,453 --> 00:29:39,128 You want me to consider it a directive from here? 527 00:29:40,093 --> 00:29:44,484 Let me consult the Constitution. l'm not sure you get authority. . . 528 00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,684 . . .to direct me to the men's room. 529 00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:48,889 You want to do this now? 530 00:29:49,133 --> 00:29:53,285 l have had it with you and your pal! l got shoved into a-- 531 00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:54,932 Excuse me! 532 00:29:55,173 --> 00:29:59,849 Me and my pal? You're referring to President Bartlet? 533 00:30:00,093 --> 00:30:02,732 -Yes! -Refer to him that way! 534 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,723 -Good night. -Don't do what you're doing. 535 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:10,852 Why shouldn't l keep on doing what l've been doing? 536 00:30:11,053 --> 00:30:12,850 Because l'll win. . . 537 00:30:13,053 --> 00:30:17,649 . . .and you'll end up playing celebrity golf the rest of your life. 538 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:23,050 How long do you expect me to stick around and be his whipping boy? 539 00:30:23,293 --> 00:30:27,650 Give this president anything less than your full-throated support. . . 540 00:30:27,853 --> 00:30:30,731 . . .and you'll find out exactly how long. 541 00:30:37,653 --> 00:30:41,043 -Good night, Leo. -Good night, John. 542 00:31:08,413 --> 00:31:09,766 Excuse me. 543 00:31:10,013 --> 00:31:11,287 -Hi. -Hi. 544 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:14,445 -l'm looking for Laurie. -l don't know her. 545 00:31:14,693 --> 00:31:16,968 -That's not her real name. -lt's not? 546 00:31:17,213 --> 00:31:22,048 Actually, it is. The one you know her by isn't. l saw her with you. 547 00:31:22,293 --> 00:31:26,047 -l remember you. -More good news for Toby. 548 00:31:26,293 --> 00:31:28,568 -What? -Nothing. Where is she? 549 00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:30,849 She's in the back. 550 00:31:31,053 --> 00:31:32,168 Thank you. 551 00:31:32,413 --> 00:31:34,881 -She's busy. -Only take a sec! 552 00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:40,048 Hong Kong? That place has gone downhill since they changed chefs. 553 00:31:42,253 --> 00:31:43,925 -Hi. -Hi! 554 00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:46,971 l come for a drink and here you are. 555 00:31:47,213 --> 00:31:48,532 How about that? 556 00:31:48,933 --> 00:31:50,446 -How you doing? -Hi. 557 00:31:52,053 --> 00:31:53,611 This is-- 558 00:31:54,293 --> 00:31:57,444 -Sam Seaborn. -From the White House? 559 00:31:58,693 --> 00:32:03,005 -l've known her my whole life. -How do you know Brittany? 560 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:05,647 -Who's Brittany? -l am. 561 00:32:07,173 --> 00:32:11,246 -We're in the middle of something. -l don't mean to interrupt. 562 00:32:11,493 --> 00:32:15,452 l'll just call my friend the Assistant Attorney General. . . 563 00:32:15,693 --> 00:32:20,050 . . .and see if he wants to meet with me and that woman back there. 564 00:32:20,253 --> 00:32:21,845 Excuse me. 565 00:32:22,813 --> 00:32:24,246 Good to see you. 566 00:32:24,573 --> 00:32:26,052 Okay. 567 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:31,162 Laurie! 568 00:32:31,653 --> 00:32:35,566 -l called you four times. -Stay away. l can't believe you. 569 00:32:35,773 --> 00:32:38,128 l left my coat. l can't go back. 570 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,933 lf l cost you money, l'll write a check. 571 00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:44,449 -You go to hell for saying that. -l wasn't-- 572 00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:47,965 -That was the wrong thing to say. -Yes! 573 00:32:48,213 --> 00:32:50,488 -You'll freeze. Take my coat. -No. 574 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:51,848 Come on. 575 00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:53,851 Give it to me. 576 00:32:54,053 --> 00:32:56,851 l can't believe you said that in there. 577 00:32:57,093 --> 00:33:01,769 l backed away from you quietly. l never would have caused trouble. 578 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:04,447 Then you come in and brandish this-- 579 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:08,447 By the way, the Attorney General has no jurisdiction here. 580 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:13,443 l break the law in the District and in Maryland and in Pennsylvania. 581 00:33:13,653 --> 00:33:18,283 l've never committed a federal crime. More than l can say for your people. 582 00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:20,842 -Absolutely right. -l need a cab. 583 00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,928 So l had a pretty good day. 584 00:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,488 Congratulations. 585 00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:31,566 Feel like l'm affecting policy discussion. 586 00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:33,292 Why did you find me? 587 00:33:34,173 --> 00:33:38,451 Why did you call me four times and then come and find me? 588 00:33:38,693 --> 00:33:42,242 Just to tell you l had a pretty good day. 589 00:33:43,173 --> 00:33:45,846 -l don't need saving. -Yeah, you do. 590 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,369 l make more money than you do. 591 00:33:48,613 --> 00:33:51,411 You and any kid with a decent paper route. 592 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:56,323 You understand l wasn't abused as a child, that l like what l do? 593 00:33:56,573 --> 00:34:01,852 -lt's putting me through law school. -No bar will admit you with a bust. 594 00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:06,012 -l don't plan on that. -As opposed to those who do? 595 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:08,852 -You look terrific tonight. -Thank you. 596 00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,647 l'm not saying that to get my coat back. 597 00:34:11,893 --> 00:34:15,249 You'll try and change me, arguing, asserting-- 598 00:34:15,493 --> 00:34:18,053 l'm a lawyer and a speechwriter. 599 00:34:18,293 --> 00:34:21,091 l'm sought after because l'm good at it. 600 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:24,882 You humiliated me back there and you scared me. 601 00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:26,566 You understand that? 602 00:34:26,813 --> 00:34:28,246 Yes. 603 00:34:30,573 --> 00:34:32,564 And? 604 00:34:32,813 --> 00:34:35,452 l guess that's just the way it goes. 605 00:34:35,653 --> 00:34:37,848 -Not good enough. -lt has to be. 606 00:34:38,093 --> 00:34:41,449 -Why? -l've decided to be a friend of yours. 607 00:34:41,653 --> 00:34:44,213 Am l supposed to strip for you now? 608 00:34:44,453 --> 00:34:45,647 No. 609 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,247 -Really? -Really. 610 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:58,491 -What do we do? -Whatever it is, could it be indoors? 611 00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,485 -l'm from California. -Yes. 612 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,252 Good. 613 00:35:03,573 --> 00:35:05,882 You want to buy me a drink? 614 00:35:06,133 --> 00:35:09,842 -That sounded very professional to me. -Shut up. 615 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:14,046 -Will you reveal state secrets? -l don't know any. 616 00:35:14,293 --> 00:35:15,442 Now he tells me. 617 00:35:15,653 --> 00:35:18,645 l recite members of Congress alphabetically. 618 00:35:18,893 --> 00:35:21,248 How do the girls stay on their feet? 619 00:35:21,493 --> 00:35:24,291 l got some patter with capital gains tax. . . . 620 00:35:45,773 --> 00:35:47,365 Eagle's by. 621 00:35:47,573 --> 00:35:52,363 -They're in position in two hours? -Backed by a second carrier group. 622 00:35:52,573 --> 00:35:54,245 Plus the F-1 4s. 623 00:35:54,493 --> 00:35:57,849 -How soon before an estimated BDA? -1 0 minutes. 624 00:35:58,093 --> 00:36:01,642 -The president's waiting. -Excuse me, gentlemen. 625 00:36:01,853 --> 00:36:04,242 Leo? You need me? 626 00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:05,647 No. 627 00:36:23,573 --> 00:36:27,043 Mr. President, Morris Tolliver is dead. 628 00:36:27,933 --> 00:36:31,642 An Air Force transport carrying Morris, 1 2 doctors. . . 629 00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:35,647 . . .and 42 staff to a teaching hospital in Amman. . . 630 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:40,523 . . .exploded in midair 1 50 miles north of Tartus. 631 00:36:41,493 --> 00:36:44,053 What was thought to be mechanical failure. . . 632 00:36:44,253 --> 00:36:47,325 . . .was claimed by a fundamentalist group. . . 633 00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:51,851 . . .after a satellite sent back a record of a heat stream. . . 634 00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:54,886 . . .coming from an FlM-92. . . 635 00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:58,523 . . .a shoulder-mounted surface-to-air missile launcher. 636 00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:02,846 ln the last 90 minutes, that's been debunked as well. 637 00:37:03,093 --> 00:37:07,883 lntelligence tells us the order came through the Syrian Defense Ministry. 638 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,929 Baker and Lennox are on their way from the Pentagon. . . 639 00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:16,451 . . .and Brodie's in the situation room preparing for your briefing. 640 00:37:21,173 --> 00:37:23,243 What time is it? 641 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:28,489 -lt's 1 0:38 in Damascus. -Where's the Syrian ambassador? 642 00:37:28,733 --> 00:37:31,566 At his residence on a secure phone line. 643 00:37:31,813 --> 00:37:35,567 -Tel Aviv and London? -State's waiting for your word. 644 00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:38,451 All right. 645 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:44,972 l'll call Morris' wife now. . . 646 00:37:45,213 --> 00:37:48,444 . . .and l'll meet you in the situation room. 647 00:37:48,693 --> 00:37:50,251 Yes, sir. 648 00:37:52,493 --> 00:37:53,687 Leo? 649 00:37:57,893 --> 00:38:00,248 l am not frightened. 650 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,531 l'll blow them off the face of the Earth. . . 651 00:38:03,773 --> 00:38:06,845 . . .with the fury of God's own thunder. 652 00:38:09,493 --> 00:38:11,848 Get the commanders. 653 00:39:33,293 --> 00:39:34,282 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 654 00:39:34,453 --> 00:39:35,442 (ENGLlSH SDH) 50726

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