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- ? Rise of the ?
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? Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ?
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? Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ?
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? Rise of the ?
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? Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ?
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? Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ?
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? Rising up against evil
paint the city green ?
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? Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ?
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? Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ?
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? With each other
they discover ?
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? Their destiny and rise ?
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? Cowabunga ?
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? Rise of the ?
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? Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ?
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? Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ?
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? Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ?
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? Rise ?
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- I'm calling it now, boys.
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This will be
our easiest mission ever.
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- Yes! Dad said
all we have to do
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is return this one Lou Jitsu
DVD he rented for us--
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- Back to the video store
before midnight
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and I will give you all hugs
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and um, I will also throw in--
- Ah!
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- Yes!
- Deal!
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- No take backs!
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[tires screeching]
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- I forget.
What happens if we don't return
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the DVD before midnight?
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- Then Splinter gets
charged extra.
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It's called a... "late fee."
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- Or was it zombie apocalypse?
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I don't remember,
but we can't afford either.
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Now let's return this DVD
so we can go home and get hugs.
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- All right! Hugs!
- Ho-ho, yeah!
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Great call
on the disguises, guys.
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They really help us blend in
with all the people--
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[wind howls]
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Wait, where is everyone?
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[all scream]
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[tools whirring, bell dinging]
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[foghorn blares]
- That didn't go so well,
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but on the upside,
we get to ride the ferry
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to another DVD store!
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- So we didn't see all the
"warning: demolition" signs.
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No biggie.
- Yeah.
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And my horoscope
didn't say anything
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about reading signs so--oh!
Wet paint?
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My horoscope betrayed me.
We're cursed!
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We'll never return our DVD
before midnight!
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- Easy, Michael. Easy.
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Back in ancient times,
early 2002,
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there were boxes, or "kiosks,"
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where you could rent
and/or return DVDs,
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and I just plotted every one
in New York
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to the Tank's GPS,
you're welcome,
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so as soon as we dock--
- We can finish our mission
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and go get Splinter's warm
and fuzzy hugs?
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- Yes! And the ferry's
just about ready to dock.
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- Easiest mission ever!
- Uh, folks, a, uh,
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movie production has
the harbor, uhh, closed.
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[foghorn blares]
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[gunfire, planes whooshing]
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- [roaring]
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- Cut! Cut-cut-cut!
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Find that monkey's talent
and bring it to set!
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- New York. What a town.
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- We're stuck! Oh!
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Now I'll never know
if Splinter's whiskers tickle.
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- Oh, you will know, Mikey.
New plan!
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We swim
to the nearest DVD kiosk.
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- Which is approximately 1.0
nautical miles that direction.
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- Still a piece of cake.
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[adventurous music]
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[video game beeping,
playful music]
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- Okay, okay, okay, my turn.
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If Lou Jitsu and Jupiter Jim
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make a crossover movie,
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and that movie is a kid
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with pro basketball skills:
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that's me, baby!
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- Not bad, not bad.
But look.
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- [groans]
- The DVD kiosk!
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- Ah, the sweet stink
of victory.
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- Gentlemen, we clear a path
to the return slot:
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we are home free.
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- Easiest. Mission. Ever.
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- [screeching]
[all scream]
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- [squealing]
- No!
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No, no, no, no, no!
Bad mutant Silverfish.
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- [squawks]
- Save the kiosk!
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- Ah-ee-yah!
- [screeching]
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- Ow!
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- [groaning]
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- [throaty screeches]
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- [groans]
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[yelping]
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- Raph-a-roni's got
a New York treat for ya...
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Eat this, bug!
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[grunts]
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[electricity crackles]
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[all screeching]
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[nervous chuckle]
Wha--oops. My bad.
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- It's fine. We're fine.
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It's two hours before midnight
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and Donnie said there's tons
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of these DVD kiosks nearby,
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right, Donnie baby?
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- Phew, okay.
There's the next kiosk.
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Raph, if you would, please.
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- Um, excuse me, sir--
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- You shall not pass!
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- Oh, what a town.
- Ugh.
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We don't have time for this.
Next!
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[light hip-hop music]
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[foghorn honks]
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- Okay, here we are, boys,
with plenty of time to spare.
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[subway train whooshes]
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- Raph, if you would please do
the honors and return our DVD.
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? ?
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- Well, uh--[nervous chuckle]
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Hey, uh, have you guys seen--
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all: Seriously?
- Oh. Yeah.
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I left the DVD in the Tank
where it's safe
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when Donnie made us
swim across the harbor.
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- Gasp!
That was your idea!
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- Well, sometimes Raph's ideas
and mistakes
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are the same thing, all right?
- [groans]
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This was supposed to be easy.
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- New, new plan.
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- It's been a few hours,
so I bet that ferry is
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back at the dock.
Let's go get our Tank and DVD.
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- The ferry's too far,
and we're running out of time.
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We'll never
get Splinter's hugs!
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- In that case, for speed,
efficiency, and fun,
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may I suggest New York's
most enjoyably unreliable
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and deliciously claustrophobic
mode of transit?
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The subway!
both: Ah.
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- [growling]
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- Whose hand is that?
That's a hand, right?
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Who is touching me?
- I feel like I can feel
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Dad's hugs, and spoiler alert,
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they are plush.
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- You have invaded the
Dragonmaster's personal space!
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- Harbor Ferry, exit now.
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- New York. What a town.
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- [panting, grunts]
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[giddy tip-toeing]
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- Okay, I'm up, I'm up.
Ready?
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If Halley's Comet
and improvisational comedy
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had a kid with a mysterious
superstar's leather jacket:
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that is me.
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- A DVD kiosk!
all: Yes!
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- My horoscope said I would
point out the obvious today.
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- Raph was parked next to this
the whole time!
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- Relax. We're here.
We made it!
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- And with a little time
to spare!
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BRB with the DVD, B-R-O-Ses.
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all: Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!
[scream]
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Brake-brake-brake-brake!
Brake!
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[electricity sizzles]
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[kiosk powers down]
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[solemn music]
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all: No!
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- What else could possibly
go wrong?
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- Peek-a-boo, tortugas.
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Yoink!
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all: Ghostbear?
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- Last time we met,
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you ruined
my pro wrestling career.
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both: Hurricane!
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[dinging]
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- [groaning]
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- Cowabunga!
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- Now, I will ruin
what you love.
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Starting with your precious
disc of video.
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Lou Jitsu movies are
est?pido.
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- You take that back!
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Unless est?pido
means "brilliant!"
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- [cackling]
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- New, new-new plan.
Tortoise gets the bear.
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all: Yes.
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[tires squealing]
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- You tortugas
can't catch me!
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- Why are there wizards
in the middle of the street?
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- It's Wizard Con, baby!
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- Slay the steel dragon!
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- Hey! I'm casting here!
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- Leo, Mikey,
launch the Shell Hogs.
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- [laughs] Oh, I love
your little tricycle!
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- You shall not pass!
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- Ah!
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[tires screeching]
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[crashes]
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[electricity fizzles]
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- I can fix this.
I can fix this.
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I can totally fix this!
- Hey, Donnie.
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If you got any more
secret vehicles,
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now's the time to be
a good brother and share.
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- Uh, well, there is
this one thing.
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But I haven't tested it yet,
so...
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- Tests are easy.
It's answers that are hard.
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- I love you so much.
Let's do it!
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[engine powering up]
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[car horns honking]
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[dramatic music]
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- Give us back our DVD,
Ghost-jerk!
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[chain clanking]
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- Make me, buf?n naranja!
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- Ow!
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Raph, Donnie,
where are you guys?
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both: Coming in fast!
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- This is awesome!
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- Where'd everybody go!?
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- That gives me
a reckless idea!
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- [grunts]
- [blows raspberry]
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? ?
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Come on,
portal, portal, portal!
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Yeah!
- You're blocking the portal!
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- Oh, no.
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[both scream]
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[all scream]
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[thudding]
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- Savage wizardry!
What black magic was that?
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- Look! Another DVD store.
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If we get ours back,
we can still pull this off!
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[both screaming]
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Ah!
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[heavy breath]
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Two minutes to midnight,
maidens.
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- [laughing hysterically]
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You fell out of the sky
like, "Wah!"
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And ruined your little toy.
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- You have no idea what
we've been through tonight.
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And on top of it all
you steal our DVD?
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- Is that any way
to treat a fan?
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- Here we go.
- Groan.
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- Nya-nya-nya.
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I can tell how much
you want
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this DVD... for watching.
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- Actually, we really need
to return--
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[chokes]
- Eh-eh-eh.
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Return to the first scene
because, uh,
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we want to watch it so badly.
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- Yeah. Only the cruelest
of villains
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would drop our DVD
in that return slot over there
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and then confirm that it did
in fact drop all the way down.
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- Ooh. Foolish, tortugas!
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Never reveal your weakness
to an enemy.
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[giddy murmur]
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[nervous whining]
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[louder nervous whining]
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- Ha! Now you will never watch
the movie!
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Admit it,
I have ruined your--huh?
255
00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:50,103
Huh?
256
00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:53,827
No!
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[character speaking
foreign language]
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- [gasps]
- We returned your DVD.
259
00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:00,689
And now you owe us...
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all: Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!
- It's happening!
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00:11:03,103 --> 00:11:07,241
- Okay, you have earned...this!
all: Yeah!
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[murmuring happily]
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- [choked up] Ah, I will never
forget this feeling.
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- I love all my sons.
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All five of you.
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- [strained] New York.
What a town!
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