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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,391 2 00:00:01,425 --> 00:00:04,877 GRANNY: Oh, let's see what the emergency is today. 3 00:00:05,015 --> 00:00:06,775 - You guys have been here before? - Oh, yeah. 4 00:00:06,948 --> 00:00:09,782 Lucy, you are about to experience Gravatti the Hottie. 5 00:00:09,829 --> 00:00:12,606 - She's a regular. - Yeah, a regular pain in the ass. 6 00:00:13,127 --> 00:00:14,183 [DOORBELL RINGS] 7 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:16,461 WOMAN: I need help in here! 8 00:00:16,785 --> 00:00:20,823 9 00:00:21,066 --> 00:00:23,896 Afternoon, Mrs. Gravatti. Dispatch says you fell. 10 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,328 I did. Last week. 11 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:29,936 Now I need somebody to carry me to my bed. 12 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:34,193 I'm looking at you, my little Hawaiian lion. 13 00:00:34,596 --> 00:00:37,680 - [GIGGLES] - Oh, well, Mrs. Gravatti, 14 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,050 you're actually gonna be tended to by the rookie, 15 00:00:40,085 --> 00:00:41,558 Firefighter McConky, today. 16 00:00:41,678 --> 00:00:43,919 No nookie for the rookie. 17 00:00:44,019 --> 00:00:46,763 I want the Polynesian Wookiee. 18 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:49,440 Uh, Cap, can you tell her that it's Lucy's job now? 19 00:00:49,577 --> 00:00:51,442 Yeah, that would be the fair thing to do, 20 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,541 except it's a lot funnier if you do it. 21 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:54,961 - Funnier? - Yeah. 22 00:00:54,996 --> 00:00:56,591 - It's go time. - Yeah. 23 00:00:57,281 --> 00:00:59,198 Come on, my little pu pu platter. 24 00:00:59,345 --> 00:01:02,223 - You've had enough of that. - [GIGGLING] 25 00:01:02,348 --> 00:01:03,996 Ohh. 26 00:01:04,592 --> 00:01:06,999 Mama's hungry for some poke. 27 00:01:07,146 --> 00:01:09,628 Oh, well, that much fish isn't good for you. [CHUCKLES] 28 00:01:09,731 --> 00:01:11,092 Do you like it when I do it right there? 29 00:01:11,116 --> 00:01:13,560 No. When you do it, no. Oops. Oh... 30 00:01:13,623 --> 00:01:15,576 [GIGGLES] Tickles, doesn't it? 31 00:01:15,601 --> 00:01:16,613 [GIGGLING] 32 00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:18,028 - I know. - Okay. 33 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,655 Maybe the rookie should come, too, 34 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,866 for some on-the-job training. 35 00:01:23,058 --> 00:01:24,232 Hard pass. Thanks. 36 00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:25,306 Whoo! 37 00:01:25,483 --> 00:01:27,988 ANDY: Okay, Mrs. Gravatti. Sleep it off. 38 00:01:28,443 --> 00:01:29,832 Hey, let's give them their privacy, shall we? 39 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:35,172 40 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,637 LUCY: Mahalo, little buddy! 41 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:38,052 [POUNDING] 42 00:01:38,077 --> 00:01:39,595 ANDY: Guys, this is a fire hazard! 43 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:41,594 Guys, don't leave without me! 44 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,454 Guys! Guys! 45 00:01:43,596 --> 00:01:46,282 Aah! Unh. All right. Keep the shirt! 46 00:01:46,349 --> 00:01:48,952 A moment of silence for our naked first responder. 47 00:01:49,395 --> 00:01:50,569 - Hmm. - Hmm. 48 00:01:50,889 --> 00:01:52,688 - Lunchtime. - Uh, rezie for 49 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:53,943 four at Charlie's Steakers? 50 00:01:54,124 --> 00:01:55,744 - Make it three. - Damn. 51 00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:58,585 [FOREIGNER'S "HOT BLOODED" PLAYS] 52 00:01:58,922 --> 00:02:04,445 53 00:02:04,486 --> 00:02:06,960 Well, I'm hot blooded 54 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:09,491 Check it and see 55 00:02:10,352 --> 00:02:13,177 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:13,686 --> 00:02:15,311 I'm hot blooded 57 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,454 58 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:21,236 [LAUGHTER] 59 00:02:21,462 --> 00:02:23,014 Damn, Cap. That smells good. 60 00:02:23,113 --> 00:02:25,080 Thank you, Granny. Eggs Penisi and sausage 61 00:02:25,155 --> 00:02:27,086 is the only way to start the day. 62 00:02:27,261 --> 00:02:29,366 - Yeah. - Wow. Spin! 63 00:02:29,401 --> 00:02:30,606 - Ooh! - Wow! 64 00:02:30,657 --> 00:02:32,997 You see how he's making everything look super-difficult? 65 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:34,347 - Yeah. - That, my friends, 66 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,433 is a sign of a good chef. 67 00:02:35,631 --> 00:02:38,020 - No, it's the opposite. - Oh, great. Look at this. 68 00:02:38,099 --> 00:02:39,342 No more Himalayan sea salt. 69 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,669 It's that Frenchie from the B-shift. He uses it all up. 70 00:02:41,754 --> 00:02:44,391 Eh, B-shift guys. "Uhh, I'm on B-shift." 71 00:02:44,526 --> 00:02:47,026 Oh, man. That O'Sullivan guy freaks me out. 72 00:02:47,185 --> 00:02:49,018 You know, the really weird thing about O'Sullivan, 73 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,835 is those freaky Bible versus that he has tattooed all over him. 74 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,140 No, those aren't Bible versus. 75 00:02:53,252 --> 00:02:54,978 That's from "The Fault in Our Stars." 76 00:02:55,012 --> 00:02:56,600 Ah, man. He's gonna regret that. 77 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,316 - What a dipshit. - There we go. 78 00:02:58,341 --> 00:02:59,619 Another perfect sausage. 79 00:03:00,159 --> 00:03:01,642 - Ooh. - Ohh! 80 00:03:01,801 --> 00:03:03,341 - Andy's! [LAUGHS] - Andy's! [LAUGHS] 81 00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:05,166 No, no. Floor patties go to the rookie. 82 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,334 - What?! - Yeah. 83 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,809 No, because that would be hazing, 84 00:03:07,853 --> 00:03:09,549 - and we don't do that anymore. - Right. 85 00:03:09,644 --> 00:03:11,108 Stopped with you, actually, buddy. [CLICKS TONGUE] 86 00:03:11,132 --> 00:03:13,583 Guess what. I'm not gonna eat that patty. 87 00:03:13,617 --> 00:03:15,170 - Sorry, Cap. - What's the big deal? 88 00:03:15,205 --> 00:03:16,951 Any hair picked up off the floor is probably yours. 89 00:03:16,975 --> 00:03:18,769 [LAUGHTER] 90 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:21,617 For the last time, I'm not losing my hair. 91 00:03:21,675 --> 00:03:24,333 - I'm thinning, tops. - Dude, the top of your head 92 00:03:24,358 --> 00:03:26,187 looks like the nipple on a gorilla tit. 93 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:27,855 - Hey! - [LAUGHTER] 94 00:03:27,976 --> 00:03:29,357 - Good morning. - Hola! 95 00:03:29,392 --> 00:03:31,740 Hey. Mind your manners. The lovely Vicki McConky is here. 96 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:33,510 - There she is! - Hey, Ma. 97 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,329 - What's up, sis? - What's this now? 98 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:36,781 Is this trash, or is this Andy's? 99 00:03:36,826 --> 00:03:38,931 - How does this work? - That's still under discush. 100 00:03:38,956 --> 00:03:41,488 - No, it's not. That's trash, Chief. - It's Andy's. 101 00:03:41,519 --> 00:03:43,043 I also have something food-related. 102 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:46,424 We are hosting the pancake breakfast benefit for the hospital. 103 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,741 And Vicki's running it, so she's got something to say. 104 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:50,695 - Go! - All right. 105 00:03:50,861 --> 00:03:54,266 So, we are having the breakfast on Sunday the 15th, 106 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:55,845 and we need some of you 107 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:58,258 - to supply the entertainment. - Not it. 108 00:03:58,283 --> 00:03:59,283 - Not it. - No. 109 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:00,792 - Come on. - Come on, you guys. 110 00:04:00,817 --> 00:04:02,290 Granny, can I count on you 111 00:04:02,315 --> 00:04:05,041 to serenade the good townsfolk of Tacoma with that ukulele? 112 00:04:05,104 --> 00:04:07,465 I'm sorry, Vicki. It's just not the right crowd for my uke. 113 00:04:07,568 --> 00:04:08,893 IKE: Uh, I'll tell you what, Vick. 114 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:11,253 I may be able to shake my moneymaker 115 00:04:11,278 --> 00:04:13,605 in a family-friendly fashion for this little shindig. 116 00:04:13,657 --> 00:04:17,075 Uh, is that even remotely possible? 117 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,054 - No. - [SIGHS] Come on. 118 00:04:19,165 --> 00:04:21,535 My ass is up against a wall here. I need some help. 119 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:23,210 Who wants to be a hero? 120 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:25,332 Oh, well, I've been working on something. 121 00:04:25,453 --> 00:04:28,495 - Great. - It incorporates fire-safety education 122 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,568 with modern-day urban youth culture. 123 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:32,070 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 124 00:04:32,095 --> 00:04:34,107 I love that. Let's hear it! 125 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,998 Uh, I'd rather show you. 126 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:37,269 Hot, hot, hot! 127 00:04:37,303 --> 00:04:39,063 Uh, ha, uh, hoo 128 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:40,470 Hot, uh, oh! 129 00:04:40,725 --> 00:04:43,417 My name is Flame-o, and I don't play 'em 130 00:04:43,702 --> 00:04:46,567 People think I'm cool, but this ain't no game-o 131 00:04:46,968 --> 00:04:49,266 Matches and lighters, they might seem like fun 132 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:50,948 But without parental supervision 133 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,878 It can hurt a ton 134 00:04:52,937 --> 00:04:55,934 Hot like the sun, burn everyone 135 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:56,968 Wiki, wiki, wiki 136 00:04:56,993 --> 00:04:58,960 Fire can be tricky! 137 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:00,711 Ba-ba-ba-ba! 138 00:05:00,736 --> 00:05:03,405 Word is burn-ah! 139 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:08,339 [LAUGHTER] 140 00:05:08,364 --> 00:05:10,574 - Um... - Shh. 141 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:13,698 Andy, do you... [CLEARS THROAT] 142 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,661 Honey, do you have anything else? 143 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,978 - No, I don't. - Dude, dude, 144 00:05:17,003 --> 00:05:19,007 I'm gonna say this as your friend. 145 00:05:19,571 --> 00:05:20,832 Never do that again. 146 00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:23,151 Well, it's not for you, Granny, okay? It's for the kids. 147 00:05:23,176 --> 00:05:26,558 You know, it's a educational, endearing character. Flame-o. 148 00:05:26,886 --> 00:05:29,380 Uh, was Flame-o the absolute first name 149 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:30,889 that came to your mind? 150 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,504 [LAUGHTER] 151 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,007 I'd like to see you try! 152 00:05:36,032 --> 00:05:37,650 I'd like to see any of you guys try! 153 00:05:37,775 --> 00:05:38,943 Any of you guys! 154 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:41,570 Uh... 155 00:05:42,705 --> 00:05:44,213 [DOOR HANDLE RATTLING] 156 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:45,992 Someone open the door! 157 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:50,079 158 00:05:50,328 --> 00:05:51,448 You wanted to see me, Chief? 159 00:05:51,474 --> 00:05:52,634 Yeah, come on. Sit down. 160 00:05:53,915 --> 00:05:55,272 [SNIFFLES] 161 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:57,177 What's the matter? Why you getting so emotional? 162 00:05:57,201 --> 00:05:59,237 I mean, it's just the razzing, Chief. 163 00:05:59,295 --> 00:06:01,977 I thought since I'm no longer the rookie, that, you know, 164 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,962 they'd stop dumping on me and it'd be Lucy's turn. 165 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,751 So you want them to give my daughter shit? 166 00:06:05,859 --> 00:06:07,448 No, it's not that... No, I don't want... 167 00:06:07,472 --> 00:06:09,129 No, you guys aren't listening to me. I... 168 00:06:09,139 --> 00:06:11,567 Okay. I'm just kidding. I'm just giving you the business. 169 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:12,766 That's what we do here. 170 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,272 Captain Penisi gives me guff all the time, and I saved his life. 171 00:06:15,296 --> 00:06:16,470 But we care about each other. 172 00:06:16,869 --> 00:06:18,260 They razz you 'cause they love you. 173 00:06:18,284 --> 00:06:20,172 I'm just tired of that kind of love. 174 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,377 Hmm. Bothers you that much, huh? 175 00:06:22,443 --> 00:06:23,453 Yeah, it kind of does. 176 00:06:24,394 --> 00:06:26,249 You know what? I got a solution. Come on. 177 00:06:26,396 --> 00:06:28,356 - I'm gonna go change first. - No, no, no. Keep it. 178 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,209 - I like it. Come on. - Huh? You like it? 179 00:06:30,287 --> 00:06:31,542 - Yeah. - Heh. I like it. 180 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:32,982 181 00:06:33,711 --> 00:06:36,023 If you're not from China, then no "peeking"! 182 00:06:36,337 --> 00:06:39,133 [LAUGHTER] 183 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:41,180 - "No peeking." - Hey, listen up, listen up! 184 00:06:41,294 --> 00:06:43,469 I got a scheduling issue. One of the guys on the B team 185 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:45,001 has to switch his hours. 186 00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:46,948 Oh, no. Is one of those mutants coming over here? 187 00:06:46,972 --> 00:06:48,092 Just for a few weeks. But... 188 00:06:48,173 --> 00:06:49,852 But that means someone from here has to go over there. 189 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:50,891 - Not it. - Not it. 190 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,146 - Not me. - I've already decided, 191 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:53,220 - it's gonna be Andy. - Oh... 192 00:06:53,244 --> 00:06:54,387 - What? - Sucks for you, dude. 193 00:06:54,411 --> 00:06:56,124 - Oh, no. - You're okay with this, right? 194 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:58,513 - No. Chief, come on. - It solves some problems. 195 00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:01,188 Go home, rest up, come back at 8:00 a.m. for the B-shift. 196 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:03,871 - Carry on. - Have fun over there, Flame-o. 197 00:07:04,081 --> 00:07:05,572 They're gonna love your Superman suit. 198 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:06,873 Say hi to Rudolph for us. 199 00:07:06,978 --> 00:07:08,738 Man, those B-shift guys are gonna chew you up 200 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:09,969 and eat you like a... 201 00:07:10,771 --> 00:07:12,615 Like a... Aw, man, like a sh... 202 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,524 - You got it. - You can do it. 203 00:07:14,748 --> 00:07:16,628 It's over now. He's not even here. 204 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,064 Just do it anyway. 205 00:07:18,134 --> 00:07:19,334 Do it for us. 206 00:07:20,177 --> 00:07:21,645 - Like a shit sandwich. - Okay. 207 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:24,834 Once you add the olive oil, rub it down. 208 00:07:24,868 --> 00:07:26,570 I'm gonna cook the shit out of these things. 209 00:07:26,594 --> 00:07:27,985 - Mmm, man! - Then I'm gonna eat 'em 210 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:30,236 and then I'm gonna sleep my ass off! 211 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,014 Fuck you, rain! 212 00:07:33,665 --> 00:07:35,459 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 213 00:07:35,569 --> 00:07:37,762 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS] 214 00:07:37,985 --> 00:07:40,082 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 215 00:07:40,228 --> 00:07:44,366 216 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,612 [LAUGHTER] 217 00:07:45,645 --> 00:07:47,130 MAN: Captain! [LAUGHS] 218 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:49,353 [LAUGHTER] 219 00:07:49,801 --> 00:07:51,679 [LAUGHTER STOPS] 220 00:07:55,358 --> 00:07:56,358 Hi, guys. 221 00:07:56,591 --> 00:07:57,945 The famous Andy Myawani. 222 00:07:59,549 --> 00:08:02,759 - Aloha! - Ha ha! Hey! 223 00:08:02,784 --> 00:08:05,167 I am so excited I finally get to work with you! 224 00:08:05,192 --> 00:08:08,885 Man, you're so tall! And look at that hair. 225 00:08:08,934 --> 00:08:11,833 We got a regular Fabio rock star here! 226 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,541 I wouldn't say it's Fabio, 'cause I don't speak Italian. 227 00:08:14,622 --> 00:08:15,899 [LAUGHTER] 228 00:08:15,924 --> 00:08:17,585 Oh, that's a good one! 229 00:08:19,127 --> 00:08:21,001 Hey, listen. I live by this. 230 00:08:21,146 --> 00:08:24,551 "There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars." 231 00:08:25,084 --> 00:08:26,624 That's beautiful, man. Thank you. 232 00:08:26,663 --> 00:08:28,286 Boys, welcome Andy. Welcome. 233 00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:30,121 - Thank you. - Thank you. 234 00:08:30,146 --> 00:08:31,709 Hey, thank you. Welcome, Andy. 235 00:08:31,851 --> 00:08:33,238 - Come on! - We're so glad you're here. 236 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,712 - Welcome! - You're the best, man! 237 00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:36,128 You're so awesome! 238 00:08:40,031 --> 00:08:42,896 - What is that smell? - Ohh. Cocoa butter. 239 00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,415 Not that. That. 240 00:08:44,449 --> 00:08:46,175 It's breakfast. You guys should try it. 241 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:48,318 Frenchie's a culinary genius. 242 00:08:49,014 --> 00:08:51,080 Oh, thank you, Grandy man. 243 00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:55,253 Saving lives is my job, but delighting palates... 244 00:08:55,588 --> 00:08:57,461 ooh, that's my passion. 245 00:08:58,670 --> 00:08:59,706 - Ooh! - Lucy. 246 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,399 - All right? - Thank you. 247 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:02,847 You're welcome. Dick tap. 248 00:09:02,881 --> 00:09:05,672 - Oh. - [LAUGHS] No, you didn't! 249 00:09:05,697 --> 00:09:07,240 I definitely did. 250 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:10,758 What?! Chief, you never told us this guy could cook. 251 00:09:10,845 --> 00:09:11,853 Look at this! 252 00:09:11,878 --> 00:09:13,958 Supervising multiple shifts is a delicate dance, Ike. 253 00:09:13,996 --> 00:09:15,907 Plus, I gotta protect the ego of your captain. 254 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:18,431 Yeah, well, don't worry a hair on that pretty little stomach of yours. 255 00:09:18,455 --> 00:09:20,566 Chef Penisi welcomes the competish. 256 00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:22,522 Oh, good. Here you go, Cap. 257 00:09:22,556 --> 00:09:23,558 Thank you. 258 00:09:24,075 --> 00:09:25,132 - Enjoy. - I will. 259 00:09:25,371 --> 00:09:27,373 Come on! Frenchie, this is awesome! 260 00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:29,919 Look at the presentation. That little drippy stuff over here. 261 00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:31,619 - You're the master. - Damn right, I am. 262 00:09:32,152 --> 00:09:36,109 263 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,284 It's good, right? 264 00:09:38,089 --> 00:09:39,524 I've had better. [SCOFFS] 265 00:09:39,987 --> 00:09:42,099 IKE: I didn't even have to put lots of salt on my egg. 266 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,983 I didn't put any salt on these at all. It's perfect. 267 00:09:44,007 --> 00:09:45,024 - Right. - They're perfect! 268 00:09:45,048 --> 00:09:46,754 This is the best omelet I've ever had. 269 00:09:46,856 --> 00:09:48,272 You should give Captain some tips. 270 00:09:48,306 --> 00:09:49,756 Anybody care for some cr?me br?l?e? 271 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,620 - For breakfast?! - Way! 272 00:09:51,654 --> 00:09:53,365 - Yeah. Why not? - Yeah, I want one. 273 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:54,881 I take mine crunchy. 274 00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:56,773 - You're the nicest guy ever. - Aw, don't sweat it. 275 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,797 I love doing this stuff, and I'm really good at it. 276 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,030 [LAUGHS] 277 00:10:00,174 --> 00:10:01,737 278 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,956 Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his dick. 279 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,339 The bartender says, 280 00:10:06,531 --> 00:10:08,371 "You know you have a ship's wheel on his dick?" 281 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,391 The pirate says, "Arrrgh, it drives me nuts." 282 00:10:11,898 --> 00:10:13,987 [LAUGHTER] 283 00:10:14,341 --> 00:10:15,696 - Really? - That's funny! 284 00:10:15,721 --> 00:10:17,035 Ellen DeGeneres funny! 285 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,205 I can dance like her! 286 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:19,769 Hm, hm, hm, hm 287 00:10:20,131 --> 00:10:21,857 Ooh, that gives me a great idea. 288 00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:23,479 It's fun to work at Ta 289 00:10:23,514 --> 00:10:26,033 C, O, M, A F, D 290 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,782 It's fun to work at Ta 291 00:10:27,853 --> 00:10:31,036 C, O, M, A F, D 292 00:10:31,218 --> 00:10:34,576 We are putting out fires Every single day 293 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,113 The B-shift is on the way 294 00:10:37,148 --> 00:10:38,460 Hey, hey, hey! 295 00:10:38,494 --> 00:10:40,393 It's fun to work at Ta... 296 00:10:40,427 --> 00:10:42,407 ANDY: Gravatti the Hottie again, huh? 297 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:44,766 Sorry, Andy. New guy gets the nuisance calls. 298 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:47,254 I get it. Some things never change. 299 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,811 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 300 00:10:48,934 --> 00:10:52,948 301 00:10:53,371 --> 00:10:56,024 New guy! Thank God you're finally here. 302 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,948 Well, uh, you're not the Gravatti I was expecting. 303 00:10:59,204 --> 00:11:00,307 Oh, you mean my mom? 304 00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:02,166 Yeah, we barely even cross paths. 305 00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:04,326 Our work schedules are completely different. 306 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,885 Well, that's not the only thing that's diff... erent. 307 00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:09,340 The battery in my smoke detector's dead. 308 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:11,838 Would it be okay if I got on your shoulders 309 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,184 so I could change it? 310 00:11:13,688 --> 00:11:15,205 Uh, yeah. 311 00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:18,799 - Hey! - Hey! 312 00:11:18,914 --> 00:11:21,500 You're on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend! 313 00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:23,167 [SIGHS] 314 00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:26,745 315 00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:29,373 - I can't reach it. - Aw, nuts. 316 00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:32,461 But I think if I turn around and face the other way... 317 00:11:32,721 --> 00:11:33,791 - Wait. Really? - Yeah. 318 00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:35,379 - Okay. Wow. Okay. Now? - Mm-hmm. 319 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:36,690 Oh, wow. Okay. 320 00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:37,861 - And then, where do I go? - Yeah, this is good. 321 00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:39,391 It's fun to work at Ta 322 00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:41,588 C, O, M, A 323 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,757 [LAUGHS] What?! This is so stupid! 324 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:47,401 I can't believe this thing went viral, right, guys? I mean... 325 00:11:47,425 --> 00:11:49,116 I'm so embarrassed for those guys, man. 326 00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:50,739 How many times have you watched that? 327 00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:51,913 Stop torturing yourself. 328 00:11:51,938 --> 00:11:53,476 I'm not... Easy. I'm not torturing myself. 329 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,364 It's just like... Aah! 330 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:56,960 Why is he pretending to have fun? 331 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,841 It's like an inside joke that we had, and he's doing this 332 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,380 to bug me like he thinks it's gonna bug me. 333 00:12:00,404 --> 00:12:02,451 Like, "Oh, I'm gonna be so mad that he's having fun." 334 00:12:02,475 --> 00:12:04,621 Like, go have fun, man. Do whatever you want. 335 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,427 Live your own life. You know what I mean? 336 00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:07,686 You see this part? Look. 337 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,723 These are my favorite people in the whole wide world! 338 00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:12,330 - That part. - That's not Andy. 339 00:12:12,381 --> 00:12:14,038 - That's not Andy. - That's somebody else. 340 00:12:14,265 --> 00:12:15,694 How come Frenchie isn't helping us? 341 00:12:15,719 --> 00:12:16,959 Yeah, where's he at? [SNIFFLES] 342 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,674 Oh, he's out there rooting for truffles. 343 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,574 Everyone knows there's no truffles in Washington, idiot. 344 00:12:21,829 --> 00:12:23,758 Shouldn't he be, like, you know, doing his job? 345 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,718 - Yeah. - I'm kind of glad he's not in here. 346 00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:28,155 - Doesn't shower much. - Is that what that smell is? 347 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:30,147 Dude smells like the tropical zone at the zoo. 348 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,917 - I always assumed it was Lucy. - What?! 349 00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:33,965 - Why would you think it's me? - [LAUGHTER] 350 00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:36,025 Because you're new, so whenever I smell a new odor, 351 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,260 I always just assume it's you. 352 00:12:37,397 --> 00:12:39,026 Stop doing that. That's disturbing. 353 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,217 Okay. [SCOFFS] 354 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,193 Found a shit-ton of truffles out there. 355 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,044 Of course you did. There's truffles everywhere in Washington. 356 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,346 - What's up, guys? - What's up? 357 00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:46,514 - Dick tap! - Ohh! 358 00:12:46,539 --> 00:12:48,018 [CACKLING] 359 00:12:48,306 --> 00:12:49,928 - Yes! - "Ha ha!" 360 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,832 361 00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:57,250 [SNORING, GAGGING] 362 00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,082 Can we please make him stop? 363 00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:04,534 I have ear plugs in, and I can still hear him. 364 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:15,544 [SNORING LOUDLY] 365 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:20,911 [SNORING CONTINUES] 366 00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:22,614 You know, Andy never snored like that. 367 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,894 He always had that cute, little koala-bear snore. 368 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,145 It was just all... Mmm-mmm! 369 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,465 Sure, he grinded his teeth. So what? 370 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,521 Who cares if he's toothless when he's older? 371 00:13:31,702 --> 00:13:33,608 - "Hey, I hate Granny." - "Hey, Granny." 372 00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:36,437 All right. I can't take this anymore. 373 00:13:37,352 --> 00:13:38,846 - [GRUNTS] - Hey! 374 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,676 [YAWNING] Aw, man. I just woke up. 375 00:13:40,795 --> 00:13:42,422 - Oh, you're up? - What's up, guys? 376 00:13:42,597 --> 00:13:44,890 Are you good? We're just making sure you got blankets and... 377 00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:46,467 - Oh, yeah, dude. - Stretching. 378 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,079 - All set. [LAUGHS] - All right. 379 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:50,780 I do got to go make the bladder gladder, though. 380 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,521 - Ohh. - Whoops. 381 00:13:52,546 --> 00:13:53,655 - Ohh. - Dick... 382 00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:54,812 - Wh... - ... tap! 383 00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:57,408 - Ooh! - [LAUGHS] 384 00:13:57,521 --> 00:14:00,139 - Rrrr! [LAUGHS] - Whoo! 385 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:01,586 Hey, Frenchie. You know what, man? 386 00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,980 IKE: I think the dick tap's kind of reached its saturation point, 387 00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:05,773 - you know, so... - [LAUGHS] Yeah, right! 388 00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:10,265 This guy officially sucks. 389 00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,765 390 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,483 MAN: Say, Billy, how do you get down from a ladder? 391 00:14:15,573 --> 00:14:17,493 [SQUEAKY VOICE] You don't get down from a ladder. 392 00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:19,255 You get down from a goose! 393 00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:20,517 Oh, ho, ho! 394 00:14:20,716 --> 00:14:22,765 I applaud the originality, fellas. 395 00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:25,443 I'm just concerned it's too cerebral. 396 00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:27,224 What are you guys up to? 397 00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:29,233 We're trying to come up with an act for the pancake breakfast, 398 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,049 but so far, we got nothin'. 399 00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:33,565 The hospital's counting on us! 400 00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:35,923 I might have something. 401 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,876 Burn everyone, wiki, wiki, wiki 402 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:41,051 Fire can be tricky 403 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:44,202 Check the extinguishers every six mumfs! 404 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:47,569 Ba-ba-ba-ba-brrrr... 405 00:14:51,044 --> 00:14:53,488 - Bravo! - Yeah! 406 00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,211 [NORMAL VOICE] It's educational, fun. It hits on every level. 407 00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:58,691 That's exactly what I was going for! 408 00:14:58,892 --> 00:15:01,735 And the name... Flame-o. It's like "flame" but more fun! 409 00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,991 - Exactly! - Andy, look at this. 410 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:07,400 "You were so busy being you, you have no idea 411 00:15:07,425 --> 00:15:09,496 how utterly unprecedented you are." 412 00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,603 You're gonna make me cry, man. 413 00:15:11,635 --> 00:15:12,928 [LAUGHTER] 414 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,843 - Yeah, dude! - Ohh! Hot, hot! 415 00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:16,372 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 416 00:15:17,435 --> 00:15:19,030 LUCY: Ooh! What's for breakfast? 417 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,716 A little cheese quiche with whole-grain crust. 418 00:15:21,844 --> 00:15:23,363 Delicious! 419 00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:25,656 Pretty heavy-handed pour with that Himalayan sea salt. 420 00:15:25,954 --> 00:15:27,786 I guess that's why you go through it so fast. 421 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,738 With all due respect, Captain, 422 00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:33,315 nobody's exactly begging you to take back the cooking duties. 423 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:34,686 Oh, really? We'll see about that. 424 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,609 Hey, guys. Whose cooking do you like better? 425 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,634 - ALL: Frenchie's. - Their opinion means nothing. 426 00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:40,609 They're probably all delirious from salt poisoning. 427 00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:41,992 You got something to say to me, Captain? 428 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:44,009 Yeah. Stop tappin' everybody's dicks. 429 00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:45,535 I'm not tappin' everybody's dicks. 430 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,140 I'm just tappin' my friends' dicks. 431 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:49,546 So I guess you won't be tappin' my dick any time soon. 432 00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:52,066 I would never dream of tappin' your dick, sir. 433 00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:54,011 Good. 'Cause I don't like getting my dick tapped. 434 00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:55,315 I wouldn't know how to tap it, 435 00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:56,894 because I wouldn't know how to find it. 436 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,200 You should ask your mother. She knows exactly where it is. 437 00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:01,044 Don't you dare bring my mama into this. 438 00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:03,465 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Ho, ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 439 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,747 Hey, hey. Let 'em go, Chief. 440 00:16:04,812 --> 00:16:06,374 Not under my roof. Come on. Come on. 441 00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,350 We'll settle this like men. At the pancake breakfast. 442 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,102 Cook-off. You and me. We'll cook pancakes. 443 00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:13,460 It doesn't matter what we cook. 444 00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:15,041 You're gonna be eating my shit, sir. 445 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,602 Well, that's funny, 'cause your food tastes like shit. Right, fellas? 446 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,086 Ehh... Nah, he makes some pretty good stuff. 447 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,818 Well, it tastes like that to me. 448 00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:23,384 Yeah, we'll see ya on the flap, Jack. 449 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,555 Here's a whole nother one, guys. 450 00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:26,617 - Ahh! - Dig in. 451 00:16:26,642 --> 00:16:28,000 - Nice. - You're amazing, dude. 452 00:16:28,132 --> 00:16:30,392 Pancake cook-off, huh? That qualifies as entertainment. 453 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,726 Good job, Cap. Boop! 454 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,213 - Hey... - We are friends. 455 00:16:33,685 --> 00:16:35,609 You nailed him, Chief. [LAUGHS] 456 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:36,921 GRANNY: Uh-oh! 457 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,451 Oh-ho! Cock-a-doodle-doo, look at you. 458 00:16:39,513 --> 00:16:40,578 Hey, guys. 459 00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:42,203 How are the goons on B-shift treatin' ya? 460 00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,914 Uh, not bad. Uh, it's actually a pretty good fit. 461 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,096 Well, don't get used to it. You'll be back next week. 462 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,281 Actually that's what I was here to talk to Chief about. 463 00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:50,639 See if I can make it permanent. 464 00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:51,826 [CHUCKLES] 465 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,955 - You're just kidding, right? - Of course he's kidding. 466 00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:57,355 Mya-wahhh-ni. Mya-wahhh-ni. 467 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,795 Mya-wahhh-ni. 468 00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:01,597 "I love the B team. I'm Mya-wahhh-ni." 469 00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:03,811 "Er, er, er. Mya-wahhh-ni." 470 00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:05,029 Make fun of Andy 471 00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:07,402 "Oh, my God, Andy. Andy. Andy. Andy, you're the worst!" 472 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:10,299 No, I'm not kidding. I feel like I belong there. 473 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,529 They're nice to me. 474 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,149 Wait. Little buddy! Little buddy! 475 00:17:15,174 --> 00:17:16,865 - Hey. Hey. - What's he talking about? 476 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:19,686 Wait. Does that mean we're gonna be stuck with Frenchie? 477 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,263 Ladies, thanks for joining me in judging the contest. 478 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,946 Hope it's not too awkward, you know, with my home boss 479 00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,216 and my work boss. 480 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,367 What are you talking about, "home boss"? 481 00:17:30,454 --> 00:17:31,597 You don't listen to me when you're at home. 482 00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:33,883 And your work boss is the fire commissioner. 483 00:17:33,994 --> 00:17:36,649 Huh. You guys are starting to sound alike. 484 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,511 Same disapproving tone. "Bah-bah-bah-bah." 485 00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:41,861 Who are you... Rodney Dangerfield? 486 00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:44,408 What, are you gonna make a mother-in-law joke next? 487 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,352 Hm. Great pancakes. 488 00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:49,130 I used to do a ganache on this, 489 00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:51,696 but then I found the hazelnut is a better marriage of flavors. 490 00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:53,723 Look at him... just like a stupid Frenchman 491 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,527 to bring a crepe to a pancake fight. 492 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,758 You need a little dusting. 493 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,506 'Cause if you don't have it, you're not gonna get 494 00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,473 that sweetness that it really requires. 495 00:18:00,535 --> 00:18:01,821 Oh yeah, hey. Good luck, Cap. 496 00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:04,821 Thanks. I don't need it, though. I got talent and connections. 497 00:18:04,846 --> 00:18:06,092 I mean, look at the judge's table. 498 00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:09,186 We got my sister, my best friend/brother-in-law 499 00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:10,639 who I set up with my sister... 500 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,363 - As a joke. - Yeah, but it still worked. 501 00:18:12,388 --> 00:18:14,039 And you're here because of it, all right? Pipe down. 502 00:18:14,063 --> 00:18:16,034 And we got Linda Price, who definitely wants 503 00:18:16,059 --> 00:18:17,463 to climb Mount St. Eddie. 504 00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:19,194 - What makes you think that? - Have you never seen the way 505 00:18:19,218 --> 00:18:20,575 she flips her hair whenever I'm around? 506 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,116 - Nope. - Well, if you do, let me know. 507 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,227 'Cause then I'll know it's game on. 508 00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:24,631 - Hey-oh! - [LAUGHS] 509 00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:26,552 Hey, guys. 510 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:27,631 - Oh. - Hey, Andy. 511 00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:28,854 What's up, Andy? 512 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,845 What's up, Andy? 513 00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:33,458 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 514 00:18:33,806 --> 00:18:34,933 Uh... Nope, that's it. 515 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,917 Just uh, wanted to say hi and, uh, good luck, Cap. 516 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:39,087 - Thanks. - Yeah. 517 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,418 - Appreciate it. - Cool, cool, cool. 518 00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:41,995 - Cool, cool, cool. - Yeah, cool, cool. 519 00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,433 - Cool, cool. - Cool, cool. 520 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,148 - Yeah, cool. - Thanks for stopping by. 521 00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:47,624 - ANDY: Yeah, cool. - [UTENSIL SNAPS] 522 00:18:47,855 --> 00:18:51,315 Okay, there we go. A Burmese slow leopard. 523 00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:53,447 That's a fantastic paint job, Blocky. 524 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,728 Thanks, O'Sullivan. 525 00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:56,795 ANDY: Maybe you can use some of those paints 526 00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:59,136 to cover up your bald spot. [LAUGHS] 527 00:18:59,368 --> 00:19:01,614 Wow. That came out of nowhere. 528 00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:03,432 That's not really our style, Andy. 529 00:19:03,471 --> 00:19:04,773 No, no. I'm just razzing. 530 00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:07,630 I mean, I can make that joke because I'm thinning, you know? 531 00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,792 Like, ha! Look at this gorilla tit, guys. 532 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,302 Ha ha! 533 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,070 I see nothing but luxurious hair. 534 00:19:14,242 --> 00:19:16,150 What? No, no, no. You don't see scalp? 535 00:19:16,269 --> 00:19:17,549 - There's scalp. - [FINGERS SNAP] 536 00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:21,800 "The marks humans leave are too often scars." 537 00:19:22,064 --> 00:19:24,745 - Amen. - Uh, thanks, O'Sullivan. 538 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,697 Hey, buds. I guess all I got 539 00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:29,406 is a chocolate crepe with a hazelnut ice cream. 540 00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:32,951 Slivered almonds in a semi-sweet chocolate paste on top. 541 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,878 Thank you, man. You're the best! 542 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,577 You're damn right I am. [LAUGHS] 543 00:19:36,628 --> 00:19:39,027 - Dick tap. - Ohh! 544 00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:41,093 That's so fun! We keep... 545 00:19:41,505 --> 00:19:42,923 - We keep doin' that. - Right? 546 00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,487 - It never gets old. - No, it doesn't. 547 00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:45,812 That's why I do it. 548 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:47,986 Hello. Hello, Tacomaners! 549 00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:49,899 After much deliber-eating... 550 00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,774 we have come to a unanimous decision. 551 00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:56,570 We have a winner of the pancake-cooking contest. 552 00:19:56,825 --> 00:19:58,198 Will the contestants please rise? 553 00:19:58,236 --> 00:19:59,319 Oh. You're already up. 554 00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:01,608 Okay, now, one of these guys is the winner. 555 00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:03,705 Well, they're both winners, 'cause there are no losers here. 556 00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:05,006 There are only winners. 557 00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:06,464 I think when I announce the winner, 558 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,741 they will both be happy for each other. 559 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:10,673 And when I do announce the winner, it'll be... 560 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:12,270 Hey, Terry. Come on. Here we go. 561 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,302 Great. Okay. 562 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:14,637 Uh, the winner is... 563 00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:16,035 Frenchie Willikers! 564 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,958 - Whoo! - What?! 565 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:21,260 Sacrebleu! That's gotta hurt, bud! 566 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,651 - Ha-ha! Whoo, whoo, whoo! - No. No. 567 00:20:24,676 --> 00:20:26,174 No, no, no. That's bullshit. 568 00:20:26,222 --> 00:20:27,808 All right. Eddie, this is a family event. 569 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,478 - You didn't vote for me? - You're not that good. 570 00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:30,634 He's a better cook than you are. 571 00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:33,661 And you? My own sister. You didn't love my pancakes? 572 00:20:33,686 --> 00:20:35,274 I liked your pancakes. 573 00:20:35,299 --> 00:20:37,474 In an instant-mix, chain-hotel, 574 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,775 "breakfast buffet on a Tuesday" kind of way. 575 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,584 But you. Ahh. Ahh. Ahh. 576 00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,673 And the crepes? Come here! 577 00:20:46,308 --> 00:20:47,927 - Mwah! Mwah! - Thank you. 578 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,810 Come over to our house whenever. 579 00:20:49,911 --> 00:20:51,982 - Aw. Thank you, Vicki. - Okay. Okay. 580 00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:53,846 I see. I see. And you? 581 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,786 You and I are never hooking up. 582 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,715 I'm sorry. Who are you again? 583 00:20:58,066 --> 00:21:00,472 - I'm Eddie Penisi. - All right. 584 00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:02,498 Ladies and gentlemen, we filled your bellies. 585 00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:04,262 Now let's fill your ears. 586 00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:08,221 Everyone, stop, drop, and roll for the stylings of Flame-O! 587 00:21:08,246 --> 00:21:09,869 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 588 00:21:09,928 --> 00:21:14,519 Who's ready to feel the b-u-u-u-urn?! 589 00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:17,844 Bur-bur-bur-bur-bur, bur-bur-bur-burn! 590 00:21:17,894 --> 00:21:19,404 No, Andy. Don't do it. 591 00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:22,076 Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! 592 00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,911 My name is Flame-o, and I don't play-mo 593 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,834 You might think I'm cool, but this ain't a game-o 594 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,615 - Um, uh... - Boo! 595 00:21:29,701 --> 00:21:32,117 Matches and lighters, they might look like fun 596 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:33,469 [GUESTS BOOING] 597 00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:34,962 You can hurt yourself 598 00:21:34,987 --> 00:21:36,573 I can't watch this, man. 599 00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:38,192 - Wait. - It's embarrassing. 600 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:39,494 [GUESTS BOOING] 601 00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:41,685 Now I know what it feels like to get dick-tapped. 602 00:21:42,547 --> 00:21:45,757 Huh. It's, uh... Come on. Watch it. 603 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,828 [UKULELE PLAYING] 604 00:21:47,863 --> 00:21:53,869 605 00:21:53,903 --> 00:21:59,309 606 00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:00,706 Hey, buddy. 607 00:22:02,745 --> 00:22:04,784 Fire 608 00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:07,967 Oh, fire 609 00:22:09,145 --> 00:22:12,597 Fire is deadly 610 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:16,835 Remember this medley 611 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,518 Don't smoke in buildings 612 00:22:19,653 --> 00:22:22,367 Whoa-oh, oh, fire 613 00:22:22,392 --> 00:22:24,010 Oh. Okay. 614 00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:27,121 Oh, fire 615 00:22:27,738 --> 00:22:29,897 More fire 616 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:34,045 Fire is deadly 617 00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:37,289 Oh, yeah, fire 618 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,425 Be safe, kids. 619 00:22:38,638 --> 00:22:40,536 Fire is deadly 620 00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:42,225 - Safety first. - Yeah. 621 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,570 Don't smoke in buildings 622 00:22:44,747 --> 00:22:45,968 Check your fire detectors. 623 00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:47,547 Fire is deadly 624 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,079 - Every six months. - Oh, oh, you... 625 00:22:50,127 --> 00:22:51,297 I miss you, little buddy. 626 00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:53,689 I miss seeing your hair in the drain in the shower, and... 627 00:22:54,865 --> 00:22:57,039 I miss grabbing the stuff on the high shelves for ya. 628 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,050 Ah, man. I miss your creatine farts. 629 00:22:59,234 --> 00:23:00,304 What are we doin'? 630 00:23:00,434 --> 00:23:01,847 We only gave you shit 'cause we love you. 631 00:23:01,871 --> 00:23:04,183 I know that now. I love you guys, too. 632 00:23:04,281 --> 00:23:06,096 Hey, man. Forget this jazz. 633 00:23:06,811 --> 00:23:07,858 You wanna get out of here? 634 00:23:08,156 --> 00:23:10,444 - Yeah. - The only way we know how. 635 00:23:10,613 --> 00:23:13,685 636 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,916 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 637 00:23:15,951 --> 00:23:22,405 638 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:29,614 639 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,865 EDDIE: Welcome home, Andy. The Gravatti honors are yours. 640 00:23:36,111 --> 00:23:38,010 I discovered some things on the B-shift. 641 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,206 Sometimes Gravatti duty isn't as bad as it seems. 642 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:43,460 - What does that mean? - It means... 643 00:23:43,638 --> 00:23:44,658 that I got this. 644 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:45,968 Take five. 645 00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:49,235 646 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,727 [DOORBELL RINGS] 647 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,092 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Door's open! 648 00:23:53,173 --> 00:23:57,418 649 00:23:57,613 --> 00:24:01,261 Hello? Uh... where are you? 650 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,792 651 00:24:03,826 --> 00:24:06,521 - Ohh. - The Hawaiian lion. 652 00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:09,261 - Hi? - You first-responded to my wife. 653 00:24:09,438 --> 00:24:10,438 She fell. 654 00:24:10,463 --> 00:24:12,161 You first-responded to my daughter. 655 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:14,487 How's your smoke detector working? 656 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,328 Let's see how you respond to this. 657 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:17,355 No. 658 00:24:18,419 --> 00:24:22,017 I love having Andy back. All is right in the world. 659 00:24:22,067 --> 00:24:26,617 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47854

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