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Fuck you guys want?
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It's the recap shit.
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What, you guys miss
last week's episode?
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Eh, we should probably
show it to 'em.
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I guess.
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Go!
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You want to volunteer?
Here?
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Yes, sir.
In need of some documentation,
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community service.
Trying to get into West Point.
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Only takes three or four minutes
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if you get the, uh,
hose on the tailpipe right.
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You're killing dogs?
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All right, well,
you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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Where are all
the female employees?
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At the woman's march!
Selling pussy hats.
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"Jugs"?
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I lied to you this morning.
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- There is a woman on my site.
- Who?
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Me.
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A-are they giving you
your meds in there?
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I-I'm protecting
defenseless lambs from having
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their emotional and physical
spirits slaughtered.
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Gallagher!
You made bail.
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Your disciples!
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We crowd sourced your bail
to get you out.
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Gay Jesus!
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- Commercial real estate?
- Yeah,
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you're the one
who told me to invest.
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Max Whitford's just gonna try
and fuck you, trust me.
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You seem savvy.
We're putting in
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another Sunset Brooks
senior care center.
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You'd need a hundred to play.
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Then I got a hundred
in my pocket.
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We did it.
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- I need a sponsor.
- Me?
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Helping another AA member's
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a hell of a lot better
for your sobriety
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than chasing after a kid
who's not yours.
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Uh, I'll sponsor you.
Come on.
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We someone who will promote
and protect our values!
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What about Mo White?
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Let's make Chicago White again!
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Mo White?
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Yeah. Who are you?
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Your country needs you.
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Uh-huh.
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That'll show those
misogynistic motherfuckers.
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Fuck, yes!
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Only two dicks left.
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Clearly you haven't had
much experience
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around a dick.
It's more like this.
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Ooh.
Hey.
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- En garde!
- Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Shh, shh!
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Yeah, we're gonna get busted.
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Okay, who's next?
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Uh, this one.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Yo, yo,
Darryl fucking Feathers, man!
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He was the foreman
at my last job.
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Oh, shit.
This one gets two dicks.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Um...
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The fuck you doing?
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Waiting.
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- Waiting for what?
- Shim.
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Good morning,
my indigenous South Siders!
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Don't mind me.
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Just showing our support
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for a better tomorrow.
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Huh?
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Hi.
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W-what's a "shim"?
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Shim. God.
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But God doesn't have a gender,
or maybe it's both genders,
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so she, him... Shim.
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Mother-father God.
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And you're waiting
for Shim to...
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Talk to me.
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Tell me what to do next.
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Does that happen a lot?
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Used to all the time in jail,
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but since I've been out,
nothing.
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That's because
it never happened.
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Shim,
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a higher power,
the great I Am, Great Spirit...
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call it whatever you want...
but it ain't talking to you.
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And we weren't talking to you.
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Enlightenment, or whatever
these new-fangled
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hippy-dippy religions
are selling,
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is a waste of time.
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Gay Jesus, Taoism,
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Scientology, Christian Science,
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Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra...
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It's like going
to one of those flaky schools
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where the students create
their own curriculum,
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then don't get graded on it.
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Religion isn't a startup, Ian.
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You want God to talk to you,
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you gotta stick with
the classics: Buddhism,
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Judaism, Christianity.
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And if you break the rules,
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you burn in hell
for all eternity.
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And there's your enlightenment.
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In the meantime,
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I shall be saving the South Side
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from the endless caravan
of immigrants.
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All right.
You guys should get going, huh?
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Come on.
You don't want to be late
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for your first day.
of public school.
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That's the one thing
they care about.
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Oh, wait.
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Oh.
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There.
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Later.
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Hey, buddy, Liam,
might want to lose the tie.
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No?
Okay.
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We're making sandwiches
now, Pops?
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You think that's weird?
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Here you go, Miss Riley.
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I can assure you,
there was no suffering.
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Bless you, sweet boy.
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Sparky's in a better place.
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Mm.
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We done?
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Ta-da!
What do you think?
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It's an empty lot.
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Yeah, 1/10th of which
belongs to me.
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But it's not about
what it looks like now.
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It's about what it's gonna be.
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You're looking
at the future site
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of Sunset Brook Senior Care,
phase two.
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It's nice, huh?
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Hm.
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"Hm"?
What is "hm"?
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Well, just seems
like they could've put
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a bit more money
into the architecture,
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you know?
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Well, they're going for a
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really simple, practical,
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kind of European vibe.
I love it.
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Yeah, well,
it's definitely practical.
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Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
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Whitford didn't suck me
into anything.
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I invested
in a limited partnership.
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So Max Whitford
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makes all the decisions?
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The general partner does, yes.
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It's an LLC, which means
my liability is limited,
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so I can't get sued
by some junkie roofer.
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Ah, so you can only lose
all your investment,
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- which was how much again?
- 100,000.
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- 100,000?
- Mm-hm.
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- Dollars?
- With a 30% return
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expected in less than a year.
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Come on.
Still got 12 blocks to go.
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Christ.
Seriously?
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Don't worry, Sparky.
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I'm gonna be with you here
till the end.
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"Pablo would like
to play and run.
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He'd spend his day
in the bright, warm sun."
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Hey. Morning.
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Sorry. The meeting's
done already?
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Uh, they're just getting
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- started... there you go.
- Hey, man.
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Thanks for letting me call you
at 2:00 a.m.
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Yeah, that's what sponsors
are for, you know?
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Could I get you
to sign my court sheet?
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Yeah, look, you gotta
be on time, though, all right?
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I don't sign for short-timers.
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Sorry.
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It's all right.
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Hello?
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Shit.
Is she okay?
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Yeah.
All right, okay.
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
Yo, I gotta go, all right?
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My kid's in the emergency room.
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You have a kid?
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We need more dicks.
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I know!
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So I know these women in my
trade school welding class.
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- I think they can help.
- Mm, cool.
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You know if you mouth
the words "olive juice,"
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it looks like you're saying
"I love you"?
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- What?
- Watch.
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Oh, my God.
It totally does.
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Right?
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Yeah, I don't have
many straight friends.
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I kind of like this.
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Me too.
I like having a gay friend.
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How old were you when
you realized you were gay?
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Uh, the second
they slapped my ass
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and cut the umbilical cord.
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Okay.
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Oh, shit. Look.
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Luh-luh-look.
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I love it.
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Hey.
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What the hell?
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They made a list
of the rapiest bars
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in the South Side,
and The Alibi's number one?
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I haven't raped anybody in here.
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No one's ever raped
anyone in here!
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At least not in the inside.
Out in the alleyway, maybe.
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But I knew people thought
The Alibi was shitty,
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but now they think we're rapey?
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- Who says we're rapey?
- Some stupid article.
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Give it to me.
Who wrote it?
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Bethany Pickford-Watson.
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Of course she has
two last names.
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Does she look familiar to you?
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- Oh, probably some lesbo.
- No. No.
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- I'd hit that for sure.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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"They even pay black prostitutes
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with fake boobs to walk around
in short skirts."
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I'ma kill that bitch.
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This is so unfair.
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I mean, look around.
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W-w-what's so rapey
about this place, anyway?
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I don't know, V.
Maybe this place
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- is a little rapey.
- You think?
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Craig has his dick out
right now.
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Craig! Damn it, man!
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Ball bag was hot.
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Just a little pop quiz
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to see how your weekend was.
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Just kidding.
It's actually ten questions
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to see if you remember
how to diagram a sentence.
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Liam.
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Since this is your first day,
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I don't expect you
to know any of this.
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Just do the best you can.
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Begin.
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Psst.
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Psst, hey.
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Greetings, fellow men
of leisure!
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I brought free shit for ya,
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so wear it with pride.
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I got hats.
Here you go.
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Hats for everyone.
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V, can I get a little, um...
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What else have I got?
Oh!
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T-shirts.
Check these out.
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Pass 'em down there.
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These are cool.
One size fits all.
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What else do I have?
Bumper stickers.
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Here, pass those down,
would you?
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And, of course, it wouldn't be
a political campaign
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without buttons.
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Thank you, V.
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"Mo White: Mo Better."
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You know that's racist, right?
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And, needless to say,
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your political contributions
are welcome
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and most appreciated.
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Are you joking me?
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Need I remind you,
gentlemen and lady,
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what is at stake here?
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No one is protecting us.
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Mo White is our only hope.
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You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
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Of course it's about the money,
Tommy!
266
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:03,384
Contributions are the lifeblood
of a political campaign.
267
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,384
Do you really think the Ruiz
or Wyman campaign
268
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,675
gives a shit about us?
269
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,300
Hell, no!
270
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,008
They're too busy whining
271
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:16,092
about equality
and cultural heritage.
272
00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:18,758
They're not even
from the South Side!
273
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,925
And I don't know that they were
274
00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:23,133
born in this country.
275
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:25,509
Ruiz?
276
00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:28,509
The hell kind of a name is that?
277
00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,966
I'd like to see
that birth certificate.
278
00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:40,675
Mo White will fight
for the things we care about.
279
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,883
Thank you, man.
Thank you. Gentlemen?
280
00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:49,634
Come on, guys. Let's do this.
281
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,467
I know.
It's a bitter pill.
282
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:54,425
We gotta do it for our own good.
283
00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:56,675
Here you go.
There you go.
284
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,008
Don't look at me like that.
Come on. Come on.
285
00:14:59,092 --> 00:15:01,175
- Guys, come on.
- Come on. South Side!
286
00:15:01,258 --> 00:15:02,342
It's important.
287
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:04,675
Fine.
288
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,300
I'm not even gonna ask.
289
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,258
If you will excuse me...
290
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,841
I got some winnin' to do.
291
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,883
Make sure you vote!
292
00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,550
I still can't believe
you invested
293
00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,550
$100,000 in a vacant lot.
294
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,509
Yep.
Signing the papers tonight,
295
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,509
and then we're gonna flip it
quick.
296
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:30,966
Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00.
297
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,342
Does Whitford even know
about me?
298
00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,050
Huh?
299
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,550
Does he know about me,
that we're together?
300
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,716
Yeah, we talked about you.
301
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,634
Hm.
302
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,883
Who are you selling it to?
303
00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,758
Sunset Brook.
304
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,509
They're in negotiations
to buy the land.
305
00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:48,467
Hi!
306
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,342
So the deal isn't done yet?
307
00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:51,758
Why are you shitting
on my parade?
308
00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,758
Just because you don't think
it's a good idea
309
00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,467
doesn't mean you gotta be
a dick about it.
310
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,467
I'm not trying to be a dick.
311
00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:01,300
I'm just saying
that it might be...
312
00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:03,008
I thought we were
gonna eat together.
313
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,883
We can't sit at the table
like normal human beings?
314
00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:06,883
Yeah, but then
the fries get cold.
315
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,384
- Who likes cold French fries?
- Well you didn't even
316
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,258
order fries.
Those are my fries.
317
00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:11,550
Well, here.
You can't eat them all.
318
00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:13,883
Thank you very much.
319
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:18,092
Listen, for the record,
I do fully support you.
320
00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:21,217
Phase two is...
is gonna be great.
321
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,800
Well, don't just say it
'cause you think
322
00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:24,092
it's what I want to hear.
Be honest.
323
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:25,384
I was being honest,
and then you told me
324
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,925
I was shitting all over
your parade.
325
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,675
Can I have
my cheeseburger, please?
326
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:29,800
Yeah.
327
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,384
Thank you.
328
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,841
I'll be at the table.
329
00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:34,966
Mm-hm.
330
00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:01,675
Look, I've never been
to a Buddhist temple before.
331
00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,966
I need Shim to talk to me.
332
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,716
Uh, God.
To talk to me.
333
00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:12,634
Any tips?
334
00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:15,634
Repeat.
"I'm here to learn."
335
00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:17,133
I'm here to learn.
336
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:19,008
"I take refuge
337
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,384
in the Buddha."
338
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:22,425
I take refuge in the Buddha.
339
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,758
"Until I attain enlightenment."
340
00:17:24,841 --> 00:17:27,425
Until I attain enlightenment.
341
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,467
Quick question.
342
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,716
Once I attain enlightenment,
343
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,592
then will Shim talk to me?
344
00:17:43,675 --> 00:17:45,716
'Cause they did for a while.
345
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,716
But then, suddenly, it stopped.
346
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,008
So did Shim stop talking to me,
347
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,300
or did I stop hearing Shim?
348
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:04,841
I got this, Ralph.
349
00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:07,300
- You sure?
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
350
00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:08,634
I'll take care of Bootsie.
351
00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:10,384
Okay.
Thanks, Carl.
352
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:13,342
See you tomorrow.
353
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,217
Don't worry, Bootsie.
354
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,050
No serenity for you today.
355
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,634
Get your dumb-ass tote bag
out of my space!
356
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,509
It's actually not a tote bag.
357
00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:38,841
It's a satchel.
358
00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:40,384
And who the hell
starts a new school
359
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,800
with three weeks left
in the school year?
360
00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,092
All the private schools
were full.
361
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,634
Fucking satchel boy.
362
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,217
I have two daughters.
What kind of father am I
363
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,716
if I'm also the owner
of the local rapery?
364
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,509
V got to you, didn't she?
365
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:02,966
The Alibi should be a sanctuary,
366
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,675
a haven where women
can come, relax,
367
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,384
and only get laid
if they want to.
368
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,592
We could all use a place
where we could
369
00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,384
get laid if we wanted to.
370
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,467
In this day and age, you can't
371
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,258
say shit to a woman
372
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:15,925
without her crying harassment.
Hell, they'd sue
373
00:19:16,008 --> 00:19:17,716
their own reflections
if they could.
374
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,675
I'm just not gonna talk
to them anymore.
375
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,092
No one talks to your ass anyway.
376
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:23,758
Yeah, but if they did,
I wouldn't say anything.
377
00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:26,258
Creepily glaring at them
is not the answer.
378
00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:28,925
Hell, I probably catcalled
nine or ten women yesterday.
379
00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:30,841
- You think women like that?
- I'm in construction.
380
00:19:30,925 --> 00:19:32,425
I can't just change.
Doesn't matter
381
00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:35,092
if time's up or not.
If a chick walks by,
382
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,883
I instinctively grab my balls,
383
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,716
and yell "Suck on this."
It's just what happens.
384
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,008
All right, let's start there.
385
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,925
You can't call 'em chicks
anymore.
386
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,467
Tail?
387
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,092
- No.
- Wool?
388
00:19:46,175 --> 00:19:47,716
No.
389
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,925
Women?
390
00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:50,467
Mm, I don't think so.
391
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,092
Contains the word "men."
392
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,425
I got it.
393
00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:58,008
Vaginal enterprises.
394
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,092
Okay, I'm out.
395
00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:02,758
Maybe we should just
stick with "women."
396
00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:05,133
Oh.
Some... women...
397
00:20:05,217 --> 00:20:06,800
That's better.
398
00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:09,133
Some women like
to be told they're pretty.
399
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,467
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, how are we supposed
400
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:11,883
to know the difference
between the ones
401
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:13,175
that like it
and the ones that don't?
402
00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:15,008
Old women like being hit on.
403
00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,883
Maybe we should just allow
the old women in.
404
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,008
- Kermit!
- Why the hell
405
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,675
would we want that?
406
00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:21,467
We need a consistent standard.
407
00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:23,342
All right, here's your standard.
408
00:20:23,425 --> 00:20:24,634
Assume you are disgusting,
409
00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:26,175
that no one wants you
to touch them,
410
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,925
and they couldn't care less
if you think
411
00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,425
they're pretty or not...
there's your damn standard.
412
00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,509
I've never been so confused.
413
00:20:32,592 --> 00:20:34,133
The bottom line
414
00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,050
is that the bar
can't be rapey anymore.
415
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,716
If women stay away,
416
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,634
bad for business.
417
00:20:40,716 --> 00:20:42,966
Plus, rapey is wrong.
418
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,634
A-and more importantly,
rapey is wrong.
419
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,758
What's that twirly writing?
420
00:20:53,841 --> 00:20:55,425
Cursive.
421
00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:57,509
- You know cursive.
- Yes, ma'am.
422
00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,425
Wow.
423
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,675
Sorry, 'scuse me!
424
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,509
Hi.
Hey, I'm looking
425
00:21:09,592 --> 00:21:10,966
for a Xan, X-A-N.
426
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:11,966
Last name?
427
00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,592
Um, Galvez.
428
00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:16,467
Xan Galvez.
429
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,092
Is she here?
She okay?
430
00:21:18,175 --> 00:21:19,384
And you are...
431
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:21,175
Lip.
I'm her, um... her brother.
432
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:29,509
Sorry, don't have
any record of a Xan.
433
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,800
Oh, she, uh...
she has really crazy hair,
434
00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:33,425
she came in with a broken arm.
435
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,050
We had a girl come in earlier
with a broken arm.
436
00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:36,509
Yeah?
437
00:21:36,592 --> 00:21:38,133
Let's see...
438
00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:40,467
- Alexandra Galvez?
- Yes, that's her.
439
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,758
Have a seat.
We'll be with you in a minute.
440
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:43,300
All right.
441
00:21:49,925 --> 00:21:51,634
Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher,
442
00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:53,634
and, uh, that's Mo White.
443
00:21:53,716 --> 00:21:55,592
- He's running for Congress.
- Hello.
444
00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:58,592
And what is your name,
if you don't mind my asking?
445
00:21:58,675 --> 00:22:00,758
Evelyn.
Evelyn Thomas.
446
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,258
Well, Evelyn,
447
00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:03,550
the reason we're here
448
00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:05,133
is that Mo is a
449
00:22:05,217 --> 00:22:06,841
proud South Sider,
just like yourself.
450
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,384
He grew up two blocks
from here, over on Halsted,
451
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:11,425
in what is now a crack den.
452
00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:12,966
Huh?
453
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,342
And the point being, Evelyn,
454
00:22:16,425 --> 00:22:18,342
it's time for us to take pride
455
00:22:18,425 --> 00:22:20,008
in the South Side,
456
00:22:20,092 --> 00:22:22,342
and that starts
with good people like you.
457
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,758
Sir, I don't give a rat's ass
about the South Side.
458
00:22:24,841 --> 00:22:26,217
I don't even have a damn job.
459
00:22:27,841 --> 00:22:29,592
I don't either,
460
00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:33,008
which is why we need
Mo White in office!
461
00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:35,258
- Right, Mo?
- That's right.
462
00:22:37,634 --> 00:22:39,300
Mo wants to bring the jobs
463
00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:41,966
back to the working people
in the South Side,
464
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:45,050
the people whose parents and
grandparents built this city!
465
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:48,175
Pride is what made
the South Side safe
466
00:22:48,258 --> 00:22:50,050
and strong, and that all starts
467
00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:51,467
with one thing, which is what?
468
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:52,634
A job.
469
00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:54,342
A job.
Bingo.
470
00:22:54,425 --> 00:22:56,258
Would you mind
if we put a sign on your yard
471
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,925
to show your support for Mo?
472
00:22:58,008 --> 00:23:00,133
Yeah, I guess that'd be okay.
Sure.
473
00:23:00,217 --> 00:23:01,592
That's the South Side pride
I'm talking about.
474
00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:03,716
All right.
South Side pride.
475
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,883
- You bet.
- I like that.
476
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,258
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
477
00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:09,092
Oh, sorry.
$10, please.
478
00:23:09,175 --> 00:23:10,966
What?
479
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,592
Uh, any contribution
is gratefully welcome.
480
00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:15,675
Uh, we suggest 10.
481
00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:18,425
Uh, some people are doing $20.
482
00:23:20,841 --> 00:23:22,758
Thank you, Evelyn.
483
00:23:29,217 --> 00:23:30,509
No, I got it.
I got it.
484
00:23:53,258 --> 00:23:54,966
Are you awake?
485
00:24:00,509 --> 00:24:03,634
Sorry.
486
00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:05,300
Hey, um,
487
00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:08,800
have you achieved enlightenment
here before?
488
00:24:08,883 --> 00:24:10,008
I'm just... I'm not
489
00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:11,300
really getting anything.
490
00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:15,092
Okay, uh, rough estimate,
491
00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:16,841
how long does it normally take?
492
00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:19,217
For Buddha, it took one night.
493
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,592
Well, that's not that bad.
494
00:24:20,675 --> 00:24:23,300
After ages and lives
of meditation.
495
00:24:23,384 --> 00:24:25,384
Right, okay.
496
00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:27,384
I don't have that kind of time.
497
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,300
I'm sorry.
498
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,008
Uh, namaste.
499
00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,550
Hey.
500
00:25:20,634 --> 00:25:22,384
Hey.
501
00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:37,634
Hey, you okay?
What the hell happened to you?
502
00:25:37,716 --> 00:25:39,092
Fell off the jungle gym.
503
00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:40,258
Made it to the top, though.
504
00:25:40,342 --> 00:25:41,758
Good job.
505
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,133
Does that hurt?
506
00:25:43,217 --> 00:25:44,716
- A little.
- Hi.
507
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,925
- Are you the father?
- Ah, no.
508
00:25:46,008 --> 00:25:48,716
Uh, no, no, I'm the,
uh, brother.
509
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,841
My dad's a drunk,
and my mom disappeared.
510
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,758
Are you the guardian?
511
00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:55,800
No, not exactly.
512
00:25:55,883 --> 00:25:59,175
Okay, well, we'll get her
over to X-ray and set the arm.
513
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,716
- Okay.
- And we can only release her
514
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,758
to a parent or legal guardian.
Okay, sweetie.
515
00:26:02,841 --> 00:26:04,467
Okay.
516
00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:08,300
Right back this way.
517
00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,675
Hey, V.
Shot of Jaeger?
518
00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:16,133
Hey, Carl.
No way.
519
00:26:16,217 --> 00:26:17,133
What, I can die for our country
520
00:26:17,217 --> 00:26:18,675
but can't get a simple liquor
521
00:26:18,758 --> 00:26:20,384
- till I'm 21?
- It's an incentive.
522
00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,217
You don't die, you get to drink.
523
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,509
But you're not gonna stay alive
in the South Side for long
524
00:26:24,592 --> 00:26:26,008
if you keep carrying
that little poodle around.
525
00:26:26,092 --> 00:26:27,925
It's a Yorkie,
and he has cancer.
526
00:26:28,008 --> 00:26:30,300
Probably only a few days
left to live.
527
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,384
- For the dog, not you.
- Thank you.
528
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,883
Whatcha doing
with a cancer dog, anyway?
529
00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:38,425
Community service.
Need it to get into
530
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,841
- West Point.
- You're going to West Point?
531
00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:43,217
Want to, but it'll
probably never happen.
532
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,634
Went to
Congressman Ubberman's office,
533
00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:46,050
see if he could recommend me,
534
00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:47,800
but I couldn't even
get an appointment.
535
00:26:47,883 --> 00:26:49,758
Ubberman.
He's a congressman?
536
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:50,841
You know him?
537
00:26:50,925 --> 00:26:51,966
White guy?
Red face?
538
00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,133
- Sweaty?
- Yeah.
539
00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:55,050
I'll be damned!
540
00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:58,634
Hey, babe, did you know
that Wubby's a congressman?
541
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,133
Seriously?
542
00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:01,966
When I was a dominatrix,
543
00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,384
he was one of my regulars.
544
00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,384
Dude used to like me to whip him
545
00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:08,342
- and call him Wubby.
- And now he's a congressman.
546
00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:09,800
Do you still whip him?
547
00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:11,758
Ah, I retired years ago.
548
00:27:11,841 --> 00:27:14,008
Leather underwear is not
too good for my lady parts.
549
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,758
Would you ever think
about coming out of retirement?
550
00:27:16,841 --> 00:27:18,300
- Never.
- Even if it meant giving
551
00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:19,258
an underprivileged
South Side kid
552
00:27:19,342 --> 00:27:21,467
a chance at achieving his dream?
553
00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:23,925
S&M is not like
riding a bike, Carl.
554
00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:25,925
You can't just strap on
a pair of stilettos,
555
00:27:26,008 --> 00:27:27,050
pop a ball gag
in someone's mouth,
556
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:28,467
and start to whipping them.
557
00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:30,384
That is not how you ride a bike.
558
00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,634
I mean, that's okay.
Who's gonna let
559
00:27:32,716 --> 00:27:35,384
a poor South Side kid
become an officer, anyway?
560
00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:38,050
I'll just enlist,
embrace the suck,
561
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:41,175
retire an old, disabled,
sad alcoholic.
562
00:27:41,258 --> 00:27:43,133
Maybe they'll let me
teach high school ROTC
563
00:27:43,217 --> 00:27:45,425
from my wheelchair if I'm lucky.
564
00:27:45,509 --> 00:27:48,300
Come on, Bootsie.
I know you gotta eat.
565
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:15,258
Hello.
I'm afraid you just missed
566
00:28:15,342 --> 00:28:16,716
the Chabot morning service.
567
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,342
Oh, actually, I was just, uh,
568
00:28:18,425 --> 00:28:19,883
looking for some answers.
569
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,342
I'm the rabbi.
What's the question?
570
00:28:22,425 --> 00:28:24,467
If a religion or a movement
571
00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:26,883
makes the world a better place,
does it matter
572
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,050
if it goes
in a different direction
573
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,841
than originally intended?
574
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,675
Well, you pretty much
just summed up every religion.
575
00:28:31,758 --> 00:28:34,675
A better question might be
"What is God's will?"
576
00:28:34,758 --> 00:28:36,966
That's exactly
what I want to know.
577
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,966
- Does God speak to you?
- I pray to God, yeah,
578
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,425
but in the Jewish faith,
579
00:28:40,509 --> 00:28:41,841
we believe that the five books
of the Torah
580
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:43,050
are the word of God.
581
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:44,342
Kind of like the Bible.
582
00:28:44,425 --> 00:28:46,175
Mm, just the first part.
583
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:49,758
Yeah, I read it.
So... God did speak to someone?
584
00:28:49,841 --> 00:28:51,008
To Moses, and Moses...
585
00:28:51,092 --> 00:28:52,550
wrote it down.
586
00:28:52,634 --> 00:28:55,175
But he spoke to him, with words?
587
00:28:55,258 --> 00:28:57,883
Mm-hm, but only to Moses.
588
00:28:57,966 --> 00:29:00,550
No one else, ever?
589
00:29:00,634 --> 00:29:03,758
Not with words.
He did set a bush on fire once.
590
00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:06,716
What is it with religions
and setting things on fire?
591
00:29:22,716 --> 00:29:24,008
Hey.
592
00:29:24,092 --> 00:29:25,300
'Sup, nerd?
593
00:29:25,384 --> 00:29:27,050
Got a deal for you.
594
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,008
- Vikes?
- What?
595
00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:30,925
No.
See that girl over there?
596
00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:35,758
Cracker Girl?
What about her?
597
00:29:35,841 --> 00:29:37,841
She wants to kill me,
598
00:29:37,925 --> 00:29:39,509
so what I was thinking
599
00:29:39,592 --> 00:29:41,175
what if I help you
get better grades?
600
00:29:41,258 --> 00:29:43,467
Like, with homework and stuff?
601
00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:45,175
For free?
602
00:29:45,258 --> 00:29:47,966
No, for protection
from Cracker Girl.
603
00:29:49,716 --> 00:29:52,925
I am failing the shit
out of this class.
604
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,092
Okay, deal.
605
00:29:55,175 --> 00:29:56,384
Name's Todd.
606
00:29:56,467 --> 00:29:58,008
Liam.
607
00:30:04,258 --> 00:30:05,258
Yes?
608
00:30:05,342 --> 00:30:07,175
Oh, wrong house.
Sorry.
609
00:30:07,258 --> 00:30:09,592
Whoa, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
610
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,217
Uh,
611
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,758
you a Wyman supporter?
612
00:30:12,841 --> 00:30:14,425
I am.
613
00:30:14,509 --> 00:30:16,966
Mo White.
And you are?
614
00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:18,634
Dee Sanders.
615
00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,592
Well, Dee, it is a pleasure
to meet you.
616
00:30:20,675 --> 00:30:23,758
Look, I know Wyman
is an African-American,
617
00:30:23,841 --> 00:30:25,425
but is that
why you're voting for her?
618
00:30:25,509 --> 00:30:27,342
Absolutely.
I always do.
619
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,509
And that is terrific, unless...
620
00:30:30,592 --> 00:30:32,800
you want your street repaved.
621
00:30:32,883 --> 00:30:34,925
Look at these potholes, Dee.
622
00:30:35,008 --> 00:30:36,925
Wyman's been in Congress
for ten years.
623
00:30:37,008 --> 00:30:38,592
You still have potholes.
624
00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:42,008
We need to repair
our infrastructure.
625
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,425
The South Side was
the crown jewel of Chicago:
626
00:30:45,509 --> 00:30:47,384
Clean, safe parks where families
627
00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:50,425
and friends could picnic
and unwind.
628
00:30:50,509 --> 00:30:53,300
We were a community.
We looked out for each other.
629
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,716
We... we were a family.
630
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,550
Now,
631
00:30:57,634 --> 00:30:59,592
it's a liquor store
on every corner,
632
00:30:59,675 --> 00:31:01,384
graffiti on every sign.
633
00:31:01,467 --> 00:31:03,675
Yeah, it's just sad.
634
00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:06,300
My question to you is,
635
00:31:06,384 --> 00:31:07,716
will a Martin Luther King
636
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,634
African Arts Center fix that?
637
00:31:10,716 --> 00:31:12,883
We could use that money
to repave your street,
638
00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:16,133
clean our parks, make
the South Side proud again,
639
00:31:16,217 --> 00:31:18,175
and that's why
I'm running for Congress, Dee.
640
00:31:18,258 --> 00:31:20,675
South Side pride.
641
00:31:20,758 --> 00:31:23,800
And I'd really appreciate
your vote, Dee.
642
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:27,008
South Side pride.
643
00:31:27,092 --> 00:31:29,217
Help me make it happen.
644
00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:40,050
I'm Mo White.
645
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,509
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White!
646
00:31:41,592 --> 00:31:44,008
- Mo White.
- Mo White. Mo White.
647
00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:46,592
We'd like to put
a sign in your yard.
648
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,592
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White.
649
00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:55,675
Mo White. You're not
gonna find him on the ballot.
650
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,050
Look what we've got for you.
651
00:32:00,883 --> 00:32:02,675
Ah.
652
00:32:02,758 --> 00:32:03,966
Want a hat, too?
653
00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:17,384
- That looks good.
- Yeah.
654
00:32:23,217 --> 00:32:25,467
Ugh, too sexy.
655
00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:27,092
That's nice.
656
00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:29,258
Ah, think it's too casual.
657
00:32:31,634 --> 00:32:33,133
God, that's boring.
Is that even mine?
658
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,925
Ugh!
659
00:32:37,008 --> 00:32:39,592
No.
No.
660
00:32:39,675 --> 00:32:42,550
Fuck.
What the hell do you wear
661
00:32:42,634 --> 00:32:45,467
to a 7:00 business meeting
at a hotel bar?
662
00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:47,384
- It's in a bar?
- Uh-huh.
663
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,175
Where?
664
00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:53,966
Just gonna be you and Max,
665
00:32:54,050 --> 00:32:55,925
or will there be
other people there?
666
00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,425
Yeah, it's me and Max
667
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,217
at a bar, signing papers.
668
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,758
Super exciting.
669
00:33:00,841 --> 00:33:02,342
Can I tag along?
670
00:33:02,425 --> 00:33:03,675
No.
671
00:33:06,092 --> 00:33:08,384
It'll make me look weak
if you're there.
672
00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:10,841
Like, "Hi, I'm just
a stupid woman.
673
00:33:10,925 --> 00:33:15,175
I can't sign a document myself,
so I brought along some dude."
674
00:33:16,966 --> 00:33:18,592
- Some dude?
- You know what I mean.
675
00:33:18,675 --> 00:33:19,925
No, I don't know what you mean.
676
00:33:20,008 --> 00:33:22,425
I don't know
what the fuck we are.
677
00:33:22,509 --> 00:33:25,217
So now you want a
relationship? What the fuck?
678
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:27,758
I was asking you how you feel
about us... normal question.
679
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,425
Why are we having
this conversation now?
680
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,258
Do you not trust me?
681
00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:34,716
I trust you.
I just...
682
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800
I don't trust Whitford.
683
00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:38,550
So you're jealous?
684
00:33:38,634 --> 00:33:41,217
Yeah, I'm fucking jealous.
Yeah.
685
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:44,258
You happy?
686
00:33:44,342 --> 00:33:47,133
I'm doing a business deal
with Max.
687
00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:49,425
We're going to communicate.
We're going to text.
688
00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,925
We're gonna have meetings.
689
00:33:52,008 --> 00:33:55,384
If that makes you jealous,
I'm sorry.
690
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,300
But it doesn't mean
that I'm gonna sleep with him.
691
00:33:59,384 --> 00:34:02,300
What it does mean
692
00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,800
is that I need
new fucking clothes.
693
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,425
Ugh.
694
00:34:20,509 --> 00:34:22,634
No way I'ma be able to get
695
00:34:22,716 --> 00:34:23,841
my post-baby feet in these.
696
00:34:25,883 --> 00:34:28,467
Whew! I should put those
in the dry cleaner.
697
00:34:32,758 --> 00:34:34,217
Hello, old friend.
698
00:34:43,841 --> 00:34:45,634
Sorry, dude.
I got here
699
00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,092
as quick as I could.
Is she all right?
700
00:34:48,175 --> 00:34:49,883
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got a broken arm,
701
00:34:49,966 --> 00:34:51,384
but she's fine.
Look, I need you to be her dad.
702
00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,258
What?
703
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,758
They'll only release her
to a parent or a guardian,
704
00:34:55,841 --> 00:34:57,425
so I need you
to pretend to be her dad.
705
00:34:57,509 --> 00:35:01,133
- Also, you're a drunk.
- I'm not doing that.
706
00:35:01,217 --> 00:35:02,758
Brad, come on, help me out here.
707
00:35:02,841 --> 00:35:04,467
So you want me
to impersonate her father?
708
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:05,925
Yeah, and sign some paperwork,
709
00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:07,092
but I already filled out
most of it.
710
00:35:07,175 --> 00:35:08,634
Well, why can't you do it?
711
00:35:08,716 --> 00:35:10,175
I'm not old enough
to be her dad,
712
00:35:10,258 --> 00:35:11,883
and plus, I already told them
I was her brother.
713
00:35:11,966 --> 00:35:13,675
So I'm your father, too?
714
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:15,675
Yeah.
Father, stepfather, whatever.
715
00:35:15,758 --> 00:35:17,258
I'm not old enough
to be your father!
716
00:35:17,342 --> 00:35:18,675
Yeah, but you look old.
717
00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:20,800
Dude, I'm married now.
718
00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:22,592
Okay, I just got
my shit together.
719
00:35:22,675 --> 00:35:24,258
No way am I getting sucked
720
00:35:24,342 --> 00:35:26,550
into your weirdo
Gallagher vortex.
721
00:35:26,634 --> 00:35:27,675
What the fuck?
Brad, please.
722
00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,050
Look, if I don't get her
out of here,
723
00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,716
they're gonna call DCFS.
724
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,258
You can't just walk
into an emergency room
725
00:35:32,342 --> 00:35:33,425
and pretend to be
726
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,758
- some kid's da...
- Shh!
727
00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:38,175
This is the universe telling you
728
00:35:38,258 --> 00:35:41,384
to do the right thing.
What if Xan was seriously hurt?
729
00:35:41,467 --> 00:35:43,758
You ever think about that?
You're not her parent.
730
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,675
You wouldn't be able
to help her.
731
00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:47,258
- Look, Brad...
- Sorry, dude.
732
00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:48,716
Brad.
733
00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:54,092
Was that the father?
734
00:35:54,175 --> 00:35:55,217
Yeah.
735
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,050
There he goes.
736
00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,300
Mr. Reliable.
737
00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,342
God, this feels good!
738
00:36:05,425 --> 00:36:07,800
We're doing important work
here, Frank!
739
00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:10,258
South Side loves you.
We're doing great.
740
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,092
And I love the South Side.
741
00:36:12,175 --> 00:36:14,592
You know, the least I could do
is help these people
742
00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:17,300
remember what our neighborhood
stands for, huh?
743
00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:19,592
Mo White is back!
744
00:36:19,675 --> 00:36:21,217
Oh! Oh.
745
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,384
What happened?
746
00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,342
Uh, uh, nothing, nothing.
747
00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:24,716
You sure?
748
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,634
Yeah, yeah.
Everything's fine.
749
00:36:26,716 --> 00:36:28,841
Oh!
750
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,175
Oh, geez.
L-le-le-let's go this way.
751
00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:33,800
What the hell is happening?
Are you all right?
752
00:36:33,883 --> 00:36:35,467
Never better.
Never better.
753
00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:37,008
Are you in pain?
754
00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:38,883
Mo, I'm your campaign manager.
755
00:36:38,966 --> 00:36:40,716
If you've got
a health condition,
756
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,925
you gotta tell me about it.
757
00:36:42,008 --> 00:36:43,384
I don't have a health condition!
758
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,342
I just have to watch
where I walk.
759
00:36:45,425 --> 00:36:47,716
That's all.
Hey, is... is, uh,
760
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,509
is there a school nearby?
761
00:36:49,592 --> 00:36:52,175
Why?
762
00:36:54,217 --> 00:36:55,634
Ankle bracelet.
Whenever I get
763
00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:58,050
within 100 yards of a school,
764
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,092
- I get this little shock.
- What?
765
00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:02,217
Why do you wear
an ankle bracelet
766
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,217
that shocks you
when you get near a school?
767
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,050
It was years ago.
She told me
768
00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:07,758
she was 18, but...
769
00:37:07,841 --> 00:37:10,175
But?
But what, Mo?
770
00:37:10,258 --> 00:37:12,175
- She wasn't.
- What?
771
00:37:12,258 --> 00:37:13,758
Look, we were in love.
772
00:37:13,841 --> 00:37:15,384
We were together for five years.
773
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,800
She left me!
774
00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:18,217
On her 20th birthday.
775
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:19,550
Oh, so she was 15.
776
00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:22,342
Frank, will you calm down?
777
00:37:22,425 --> 00:37:24,175
I paid my dues.
778
00:37:24,258 --> 00:37:25,675
Well, then why do you have
to wear
779
00:37:25,758 --> 00:37:26,925
a fucking ankle bracelet?
780
00:37:27,008 --> 00:37:28,258
It's only
for another six months,
781
00:37:28,342 --> 00:37:29,758
until...
782
00:37:29,841 --> 00:37:32,342
Until I'm off parole.
783
00:37:32,425 --> 00:37:33,758
Huh?
Frank, listen.
784
00:37:33,841 --> 00:37:35,966
Don't give up on me.
785
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,467
These people...
huh?
786
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,509
They need me.
787
00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:02,425
Hi.
My name is Tyrell.
788
00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:17,050
What the hell is this?
789
00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:19,133
This is a consent form.
790
00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:22,342
From now on, any woman
you want to harass
791
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,800
has to give her written consent
792
00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:26,716
before you're allowed
to bother her.
793
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,841
No woman's gonna sign this
unless she's hammered.
794
00:38:28,925 --> 00:38:30,883
She has to be sober.
795
00:38:30,966 --> 00:38:33,175
I'm never, ever
getting laid again.
796
00:38:33,258 --> 00:38:35,966
Did you ever think you were?
797
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,675
Also, The Alibi will no longer
be serving
798
00:38:38,758 --> 00:38:40,841
any drink called
Sex on the Beach.
799
00:38:40,925 --> 00:38:43,467
It will only be known
as "The Beach."
800
00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:45,634
What is this, Acapulco?
Nobody drinks those.
801
00:38:45,716 --> 00:38:47,008
Women do.
802
00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,841
TV-wise,
while we'll still be showing
803
00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:51,175
the White Sox games,
we're gonna be introducing
804
00:38:51,258 --> 00:38:53,342
some alternative programming
for the ladies.
805
00:38:53,425 --> 00:38:55,509
- Like what?
- Cooking shows?
806
00:38:55,592 --> 00:38:56,550
Ellen?
807
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,258
This is Us.
808
00:38:58,342 --> 00:39:00,384
Let's not get carried away,
Kermit.
809
00:39:00,467 --> 00:39:01,675
What?
810
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,342
Got it on eBay for $21.
811
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,133
Really?
812
00:39:21,217 --> 00:39:22,425
No.
That thing's, like,
813
00:39:22,509 --> 00:39:24,217
300 years old.
814
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,800
You thinking about converting?
815
00:39:26,883 --> 00:39:28,467
What?
816
00:39:28,550 --> 00:39:29,550
You're wearing a yarmulke.
817
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:32,509
Ah, uh, y... no.
818
00:39:32,592 --> 00:39:35,133
Just, uh, looking around.
819
00:39:35,217 --> 00:39:37,716
Well, let me know
if you see anything you like.
820
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,133
Wait.
821
00:39:42,217 --> 00:39:44,966
Do you know what God
wants us to do next?
822
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,883
- I have a pretty good idea.
- You do?
823
00:39:46,966 --> 00:39:48,258
How?
Did God talk to you?
824
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:50,634
No.
825
00:39:50,716 --> 00:39:52,175
Someone's gotta have answers.
826
00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:55,217
It's called the Bible.
Read it.
827
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,342
This stuff's been figured out
since day one.
828
00:39:57,425 --> 00:39:58,758
Day 39.
Whatever.
829
00:39:58,841 --> 00:40:00,841
Whenever Eve ate that apple.
830
00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:02,592
You really believe
there was an Eve?
831
00:40:02,675 --> 00:40:04,175
Don't overthink it.
832
00:40:04,258 --> 00:40:06,008
You want to know
what God wants you to do?
833
00:40:06,092 --> 00:40:08,092
Start with the Ten Commandments.
834
00:40:08,175 --> 00:40:10,467
They're commandments.
835
00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:16,384
Okay.
836
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:21,467
Greetings, Mo White supporters.
Hey, Kev,
837
00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,008
couple of cold ones
for your future congressman
838
00:40:24,092 --> 00:40:27,008
and his loyal campaign manager.
839
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,883
And two whiskey chasers, please.
840
00:40:29,966 --> 00:40:33,258
Gentlemen, if I could have
your attention, please.
841
00:40:33,342 --> 00:40:35,384
The fact that you might want me
842
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,300
- as your congressman again...
- Kev!
843
00:40:37,384 --> 00:40:38,966
That means a lot.
844
00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:42,175
I would like to clear
my existing tab,
845
00:40:42,258 --> 00:40:45,467
and here's a hundie
for the next one.
846
00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:46,634
Thank you, my good man.
847
00:40:46,716 --> 00:40:48,675
Thank you, Frank.
848
00:40:48,758 --> 00:40:51,133
And nobody understands
the people of the South Side
849
00:40:51,217 --> 00:40:53,550
- better than Mo White.
- That's right.
850
00:40:53,634 --> 00:40:55,217
- You want better jobs!
- Yeah.
851
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,925
- You want safer streets.
- Yeah.
852
00:40:57,008 --> 00:40:58,592
You want
more affordable housing.
853
00:40:58,675 --> 00:41:00,050
- Yeah.
- Well, then,
854
00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:03,050
I humbly, humbly,
ask for your vote.
855
00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:04,258
Cheers.
856
00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:06,342
Another round!
857
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,258
And, uh, you are?
858
00:41:11,342 --> 00:41:14,258
If I could just have you
sign this right here.
859
00:41:14,342 --> 00:41:16,342
Thank you.
860
00:41:16,425 --> 00:41:18,384
Consent form.
861
00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:20,425
Here we go.
For the thousandth time,
862
00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:22,050
there was no way I could know
863
00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:23,675
that girl was only 15.
864
00:41:23,758 --> 00:41:25,217
What?
865
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,925
And my relationship with Heather
866
00:41:27,008 --> 00:41:28,467
is long behind me now.
867
00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:30,758
And did you know that in China,
868
00:41:30,841 --> 00:41:33,175
the age of consent is 13?
869
00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:35,300
And that is a country
on the rise.
870
00:41:35,384 --> 00:41:36,883
Shit.
Okay, thank you, Mo.
871
00:41:36,966 --> 00:41:38,509
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
872
00:41:38,592 --> 00:41:41,175
All right.
We will see you at the polls.
873
00:41:41,258 --> 00:41:43,133
I remember this dude!
They hiked
874
00:41:43,217 --> 00:41:44,925
the Appalachian Trail together.
Said he was
875
00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:46,716
helping her get a merit badge.
876
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,258
Mo left Congress to care
for his dying wife.
877
00:41:49,342 --> 00:41:51,467
Mo left Congress
to bang a 15-year-old.
878
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:54,550
She said she was 18,
and you should've seen her.
879
00:41:54,634 --> 00:41:57,092
Look at this, you tell me
this girl looks 15, huh?
880
00:41:57,175 --> 00:41:59,217
Jesus!
She looks like she's ten.
881
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,883
12, maybe.
882
00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:02,634
Okay, okay.
Did Mo make a mistake?
883
00:42:02,716 --> 00:42:04,050
Yes, he did.
884
00:42:04,133 --> 00:42:06,133
But he regrets it,
885
00:42:06,217 --> 00:42:08,384
and what's more important,
he paid for it.
886
00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:10,550
He went to jail.
887
00:42:10,634 --> 00:42:14,300
He's been rehabilitated.
The system works.
888
00:42:14,384 --> 00:42:17,050
I think what we all
have to keep in mind here
889
00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:20,050
is that Mo's
a great congressman,
890
00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:23,133
and before that,
he was the best football coach
891
00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:25,342
that Robert E. Lee High
ever had,
892
00:42:25,425 --> 00:42:27,716
and do you know
what's even more American
893
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,008
than football?
894
00:42:29,092 --> 00:42:31,342
Second chances.
895
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:33,966
Hell, this whole country
was built on second chances.
896
00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:35,966
O.J. got one.
897
00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:38,175
He blew it, but he got one.
898
00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:41,175
Teddy Kennedy, the man
you don't want behind the wheel
899
00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:43,008
if you need a ride
to the other end of the bridge?
900
00:42:43,092 --> 00:42:44,966
Reelected seven times.
901
00:42:45,050 --> 00:42:47,342
And admit it,
we're all pulling for Tiger
902
00:42:47,425 --> 00:42:50,258
every time he walks
on the course.
903
00:42:50,342 --> 00:42:53,008
My point is,
we all make mistakes.
904
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:55,800
Don't we all
want a second chance?
905
00:42:55,883 --> 00:42:58,050
Man, I know I do.
906
00:42:58,133 --> 00:42:59,716
And for the South Side,
907
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,550
Mo White is that second chance.
908
00:43:06,592 --> 00:43:08,342
You got my vote, Mo.
909
00:43:08,425 --> 00:43:09,634
Mo White.
910
00:43:09,716 --> 00:43:11,300
- Mo White!
- Mo White!
911
00:43:11,384 --> 00:43:13,425
Mo White! Mo White!
912
00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:15,634
Mo White! Mo White!
913
00:43:15,716 --> 00:43:17,800
Mo White! Mo White!
914
00:43:17,883 --> 00:43:19,300
Mo White!
Mo White!
915
00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:20,925
Another round!
Let's go!
916
00:43:25,092 --> 00:43:27,425
Oh, yeah!
917
00:43:27,509 --> 00:43:29,425
I'm sorry to bother you,
Mr. Congressman,
918
00:43:29,509 --> 00:43:30,841
but there's a, uh...
919
00:43:30,925 --> 00:43:33,175
- Lenora.
- Lenora here to see you.
920
00:43:33,258 --> 00:43:35,384
She says she has an appointment,
921
00:43:35,467 --> 00:43:37,675
but I don't have it
on the calendar.
922
00:43:42,467 --> 00:43:44,467
Congressman Ubberman
will see you now.
923
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:46,258
Thank you so much.
924
00:44:01,883 --> 00:44:03,217
Hi, I'm Denise.
925
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,425
Are you Alexandra's guardian?
926
00:44:04,509 --> 00:44:06,175
- Um, yeah.
- Great.
927
00:44:06,258 --> 00:44:07,217
Can I have your driver's license
928
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:09,050
and insurance card, please?
929
00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:11,467
Um...
930
00:44:11,550 --> 00:44:13,384
look, Denise, uh,
931
00:44:13,467 --> 00:44:15,675
technically, I'm not
her legal guardian.
932
00:44:15,758 --> 00:44:17,384
All right?
But I'm...
933
00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:20,467
I'm looking out for her
until her mother gets back.
934
00:44:20,550 --> 00:44:23,008
But you don't know
when that's gonna be?
935
00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:25,008
No.
936
00:44:25,092 --> 00:44:27,550
You know where she is, though?
937
00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,550
No.
938
00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:32,675
Okay, I'm a social worker
here at the hospital.
939
00:44:32,758 --> 00:44:34,841
They sent me down here
because they have concerns
940
00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:36,217
about Alexandra's household.
941
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,592
What does that mean?
942
00:44:38,716 --> 00:44:40,634
You say you're her brother,
and then you're her guardian.
943
00:44:40,716 --> 00:44:42,800
A man shows up and then leaves,
and now you say
944
00:44:42,883 --> 00:44:44,467
you're taking care of her
until her mother comes back,
945
00:44:44,550 --> 00:44:46,258
but she said her mother's
not coming back.
946
00:44:46,342 --> 00:44:47,800
Okay, I understand
that that sounds...
947
00:44:47,883 --> 00:44:50,592
We will sort all this out
when DCFS gets here.
948
00:44:52,716 --> 00:44:54,008
Right.
949
00:45:15,384 --> 00:45:18,217
You ready?
950
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,258
Wubby missed you so much.
951
00:45:21,342 --> 00:45:23,217
It's been a while.
952
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,550
- What made you...
- No talking!
953
00:45:25,634 --> 00:45:26,550
Harder.
954
00:45:26,634 --> 00:45:28,217
What did I just say?
955
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,175
- Harder!
- You want harder?
956
00:45:30,258 --> 00:45:32,925
Oh, my God!
957
00:45:35,342 --> 00:45:37,008
There's a kid...
958
00:45:37,092 --> 00:45:39,758
I want you to recommend
to West Point.
959
00:45:39,841 --> 00:45:41,675
Oh!
960
00:45:41,758 --> 00:45:43,675
Good kid.
Big heart.
961
00:45:43,758 --> 00:45:45,008
Born to serve.
962
00:45:45,092 --> 00:45:46,800
Ow!
963
00:45:48,509 --> 00:45:52,300
I already recommended someone!
964
00:45:52,384 --> 00:45:54,342
- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
965
00:45:54,425 --> 00:45:57,050
What's his name?
966
00:45:57,133 --> 00:45:59,841
Carl Gallagher.
967
00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,175
Ah!
968
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,509
Maybe... maybe I could, uh,
969
00:46:05,592 --> 00:46:07,758
un-recommend the other kid.
970
00:46:07,841 --> 00:46:08,925
Maybe?
971
00:46:09,008 --> 00:46:10,092
Oh!
972
00:46:10,175 --> 00:46:11,092
Yes!
973
00:46:11,175 --> 00:46:13,592
Yes!
Yes!
974
00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:16,758
Yes! Yes!
975
00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:17,966
Yes!
976
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,175
Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan.
977
00:47:20,258 --> 00:47:21,925
Come on with me, all right?
978
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,467
Code blue.
Code blue.
979
00:47:46,258 --> 00:47:47,883
Hey.
980
00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:50,467
Oh, damn, girl!
What you all dressed up for?
981
00:47:50,550 --> 00:47:52,467
I could ask you the same thing.
982
00:47:52,550 --> 00:47:53,966
A story for another time.
983
00:47:54,050 --> 00:47:55,133
I gotta look professional.
984
00:47:55,217 --> 00:47:56,384
I got a meeting.
985
00:47:56,467 --> 00:47:58,258
Oh, well, you look good.
986
00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,675
Thank you.
It's H&M.
987
00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:01,425
Gonna return the shit tomorrow.
988
00:48:01,509 --> 00:48:03,550
Meeting with a man or a woman?
989
00:48:03,634 --> 00:48:05,384
Does it matter?
I'd wear exactly
990
00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:06,883
the same thing, regardless.
991
00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:08,716
So a man.
992
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,716
Look, I need this deal
to happen, okay?
993
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,550
If I look good, can't hurt.
994
00:48:12,634 --> 00:48:14,258
It's called dress for success.
995
00:48:14,342 --> 00:48:15,841
Preaching to the choir.
996
00:48:15,925 --> 00:48:17,675
So, are there gonna be drinks
at this meeting?
997
00:48:17,758 --> 00:48:20,758
No, no, we're just
gonna sign some papers.
998
00:48:20,841 --> 00:48:22,841
Uh, might have a little
champagne to celebrate.
999
00:48:22,925 --> 00:48:24,217
Oh, nice.
Where?
1000
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:27,258
At a hotel downtown.
1001
00:48:27,342 --> 00:48:29,634
Ford cool with that?
1002
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,092
Fucking Ford.
1003
00:48:33,175 --> 00:48:34,634
He's acting weird.
1004
00:48:34,716 --> 00:48:36,550
Like, jealous.
1005
00:48:36,634 --> 00:48:38,133
Mm.
Wonder why.
1006
00:48:38,217 --> 00:48:39,467
Mm, it's not like that.
1007
00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,342
Then what's wrong?
1008
00:48:41,425 --> 00:48:43,384
Why is he bringing this up now?
I mean, suddenly,
1009
00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:44,675
he wants to be in a relationship
1010
00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:46,758
'cause I got a meeting
with a guy?
1011
00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:49,175
Is the guy hot?
1012
00:48:49,258 --> 00:48:50,342
Yeah, he's hot as fuck.
1013
00:48:50,425 --> 00:48:52,342
Yeah, but the...
1014
00:48:52,425 --> 00:48:53,467
why is it all on me?
1015
00:48:53,550 --> 00:48:55,467
Why can't Ford and I
just hang out?
1016
00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:57,758
Why does it have to turn
to some official thing?
1017
00:48:57,841 --> 00:48:59,634
Because when it's not
an official thing,
1018
00:48:59,716 --> 00:49:01,300
people get hurt.
1019
00:49:01,384 --> 00:49:03,133
- Hey, what's up, Fiona?
- Hi, Kev.
1020
00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:04,883
When people leave
their options open,
1021
00:49:04,966 --> 00:49:06,716
you can't trust each other.
1022
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,716
When I started dating Kev,
I was like, "You're my man,
1023
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,550
"I'm your girl, and if you're
not happy with that,
1024
00:49:10,634 --> 00:49:12,092
I'll kill you in your sleep."
1025
00:49:12,175 --> 00:49:13,467
It's true.
1026
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,133
What's that?
1027
00:49:15,217 --> 00:49:18,800
I'm trying to make a logo
or a symbol or something
1028
00:49:18,883 --> 00:49:20,716
so I can put it in the window
1029
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,716
so women know
that they're safe here.
1030
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,092
- Hey, Kev.
- They're not.
1031
00:49:24,175 --> 00:49:26,342
I know. That's why I'm doing
a symbol, or a logo.
1032
00:49:26,425 --> 00:49:27,883
I need a quick beer and a bump.
1033
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:30,925
This might be the hardest
I have ever worked.
1034
00:49:31,008 --> 00:49:32,966
Where's your candidate?
Kissing babies?
1035
00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:35,092
I hope he's just kissing.
1036
00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:36,758
Disgusting pedophile.
1037
00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:39,175
Which is why
there's no way in hell
1038
00:49:39,258 --> 00:49:41,758
he's ever gonna win.
I just need him to shut up,
1039
00:49:41,841 --> 00:49:43,425
or else people
are gonna stop contributing
1040
00:49:43,509 --> 00:49:44,883
to the campaign.
1041
00:49:44,966 --> 00:49:47,175
You are unbelievable.
1042
00:49:47,258 --> 00:49:49,841
You know me,
daughter of my dreams.
1043
00:49:49,925 --> 00:49:52,175
I never stop thinking
about tomorrow.
1044
00:49:52,966 --> 00:49:54,634
Kev.
1045
00:49:54,716 --> 00:49:57,175
Can I get a bump
of Jamie, please?
1046
00:49:57,258 --> 00:50:00,634
Hey, wasn't that
Bill Clinton's campaign song?
1047
00:50:00,716 --> 00:50:04,384
"Don't Stop Thinking
About Tomorrow"?
1048
00:50:04,467 --> 00:50:06,258
That's what we need.
1049
00:50:06,342 --> 00:50:08,258
A campaign song.
1050
00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:09,966
Well...
1051
00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:15,467
Ugh!
1052
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,008
Democracy never sleeps.
1053
00:50:17,092 --> 00:50:19,758
Unless it's with a 15-year-old.
1054
00:50:23,592 --> 00:50:25,841
Hi.
1055
00:50:25,925 --> 00:50:28,217
Hey.
1056
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,925
Not even gonna ask.
1057
00:50:31,592 --> 00:50:34,342
Totally forgot I was wearing it.
1058
00:50:36,258 --> 00:50:38,716
How did you know for sure
you were gay?
1059
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,841
'Cause I was having sex
with a man.
1060
00:50:40,925 --> 00:50:42,258
Why?
1061
00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:43,966
I don't know.
1062
00:50:44,050 --> 00:50:45,800
I think I might be gay.
1063
00:50:45,883 --> 00:50:47,258
You're not gay.
1064
00:50:47,342 --> 00:50:48,841
How do you know?
1065
00:50:48,925 --> 00:50:50,675
Where is this coming from?
Is this 'cause
1066
00:50:50,758 --> 00:50:52,966
- you're a welder now?
- No.
1067
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,883
I don't know.
I...
1068
00:50:54,966 --> 00:50:55,925
I've just been feeling ways
1069
00:50:56,008 --> 00:50:57,758
that I've never felt before.
1070
00:50:57,841 --> 00:50:59,425
Have you had sex
with another woman?
1071
00:50:59,509 --> 00:51:01,175
Yeah. I did, once.
1072
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:02,675
It was a long time ago, but I
1073
00:51:02,758 --> 00:51:03,925
let a woman
I was babysitting for
1074
00:51:04,008 --> 00:51:06,008
go down on me.
1075
00:51:06,092 --> 00:51:07,342
Really?
1076
00:51:07,425 --> 00:51:08,841
Yeah.
Got a great tip.
1077
00:51:08,925 --> 00:51:12,634
- Did you return the favor?
- No.
1078
00:51:12,716 --> 00:51:15,050
Yeah, you're not gay.
You're a pillow princess.
1079
00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:17,217
Have you been with a girl since?
1080
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:18,258
Yep.
I just made out with one
1081
00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:19,550
in the bathroom.
1082
00:51:19,634 --> 00:51:20,675
Okay, well, that's a start.
1083
00:51:20,758 --> 00:51:22,258
What kind of porn do you like?
1084
00:51:22,342 --> 00:51:23,716
I don't watch porn.
1085
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,592
Bullshit.
Everyone watches porn.
1086
00:51:27,675 --> 00:51:29,634
- I'm at least bisexual.
- No.
1087
00:51:29,716 --> 00:51:31,300
You're not.
1088
00:51:31,384 --> 00:51:34,092
Why do you keep telling me
what I'm not?
1089
00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:38,675
I thought Gay Jesus was all
about love and acceptance.
1090
00:51:38,758 --> 00:51:40,758
Sorry.
1091
00:51:40,841 --> 00:51:43,258
Yeah, I don't know
what we're about anymore.
1092
00:51:43,342 --> 00:51:45,550
The whole Gay Jesus thing
1093
00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:47,133
has gotten
completely out of hand.
1094
00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:50,841
I mean, people are doing
crazy shit.
1095
00:51:50,925 --> 00:51:53,758
Apparently, now I'm the gay Che.
1096
00:51:53,841 --> 00:51:55,300
Lately, I'm just feeling like...
1097
00:51:55,384 --> 00:51:56,966
Hey, news flash:
1098
00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:59,175
you're not Jesus,
and you're not gay Che.
1099
00:51:59,258 --> 00:52:01,883
You're a bipolar Gallagher
who doesn't take his meds.
1100
00:52:01,966 --> 00:52:03,258
So why don't you stop trying
to save the world
1101
00:52:03,342 --> 00:52:05,509
and save yourself?
1102
00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:07,217
I don't know what I am anymore.
1103
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,217
At least you know you're gay.
1104
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,841
Yeah.
1105
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,883
Lenora...
1106
00:52:18,966 --> 00:52:21,300
obviously thinks
very highly of you.
1107
00:52:21,384 --> 00:52:23,175
Yes, sir.
1108
00:52:23,258 --> 00:52:25,133
So...
1109
00:52:30,258 --> 00:52:32,841
I know of no finer candidate
1110
00:52:32,925 --> 00:52:35,883
for admittance to West Point
1111
00:52:35,966 --> 00:52:39,050
than Carl... Gallagher.
1112
00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:44,384
Damn right, you don't.
1113
00:54:02,425 --> 00:54:04,966
It's a pretty fucking
good apology.
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