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It's important that we
have a clear vision
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for your performance at Burning Woman.
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The set should focus
on your guitar playing
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and your voice.
What about in between songs?
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Shouldn't we have some
classic Jann Arden banter?
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No. You're not really
that funny.
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Is this thing on?
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Your lighting guy
is already designing the set.
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We were thinking that right
after your first song,
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just as the applause hits, we
light up the screen behind you
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- and it just says "Jann".
- (MUSICAL THEME)
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Groundbreaking, Cale.
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The statement will be made
with the wardrobe.
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No Beyonc? one-piece thingy.
You know, it's good on her,
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but on me? Moose Knuckl.
Not a good look.
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Please stop
comparing yourself to Beyonc?.
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I don't think you fully grasp
just how sad that reads.
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( CRAZY IN LOVE, BEYONC? )
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The wardrobe guy is going to
sends amples over later today.
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But we still have other
tour details to attend to.
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- Like what?
- Like your rider requests.
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Back in the day, my rider
consisted of all the kinds
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of booze and a Costco
pack of pregnancy tests.
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- How about now?
- Now, I like
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those little pieces of
fruit with the yogurt dip.
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I wouldn't say no to a couple
of full-sized chocolate bars.
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Nothing too big.
OK, this is the only time
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I'll ever give you this advice:
please think more like Beyonc?.
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- What do you mean?
- Think bigger, boo!
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- Ask for what you want.
- I would like
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some coconut water like Terri Clark.
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Chewable and quick dissolve Metamucil,
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a Costco size box of
assorted chocolate bars
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and some sandwich bags.
Lots of sandwich bags.
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- Why sandwich bags?
- You can't poo on a tour bus,
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it's the code. Sometimes you gotta do
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- what you gotta do.
- Stop.
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It's real life, boo!
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In other news,
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I've managed to track down all
of your old band members.
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With the exception of Reggie.
I've looked everywhere,
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Twitter, Insta, Snap, the guy's a ghost.
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Quickest way to find
a guitar player, you throw
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a house party. 15 minutes later,
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they show up playing Wonderwall.
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- Funny.
- Classic Jann Arden banter.
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- ( CRAZY IN LOVE, BEYONC? )
- Who's trying to call me?
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What?
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- Oh, my God! Are you OK?
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
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It was just a little unexplained
bleeding. It's fine.
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From where? Ew!
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Shockingly I'm still glad
you're here.
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But since Dave is here, you
don't have to stay, it's OK.
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- You trying to get rid of me?
- No! No, it's just
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that in times of stress you can be...
not at all calm.
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Oh, I strongly disagree.
I can be very calm
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and collected in stressful situations.
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(SCREAMING): This is a
very stressful situation!
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Were you guys just picturing
me running through a field?
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- (BOTH): Yeah. I was.
- OK, that's fair.
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Listen, I'm really going
to need you to help me out.
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I'm scared, so Max must be freaking out.
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And I need her to stay
as calm as possible.
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You got it.
I'm gonna be so calm.
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What the hell is this gong show?
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Right. Max had
a hard time reaching us.
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Cynthia was her next call.
Strange, though, right?
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No. Your wife
and my ex-girlfriend
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are secret best friends and I wanna
punch myself in my own face.
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- Oh, OK.
- Titch dramatic.
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- Want to grab a Diet Coke?
- Damn it, yes.
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Great idea. Why don't you
have two? What's the rush?
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- Have two! Knock yourselves out.
- Thanks.
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I'm happy to see you.
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- I was hoping you'd be here.
- Oh?
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You could have given me a heads-up.
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- Oh stop, you look great.
- I don't know why you're being
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so nice to me. The last time I saw you,
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you were telling me that I was
a "selfish, petulent, child"
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and that that was "Classic Jann".
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At the time you were telling
chronically sweaty people
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that they didn't deserve
medical grade deodorant.
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- It wasn't a good look.
- Neither is chronic sweatiness,
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- but that is not my fault.
- Amber and I are officially done.
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She broke up with me a few weeks ago.
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- She's an idiot.
- (SIGHS)
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She doesn't think I'm over you.
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That Amber's a smart one.
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Maybe she has a point.
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Maybe I did end things
with you too quickly.
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It takes a big person
to admit their mistakes.
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We have a tendency to fall
back in the same patterns.
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But... maybe now that
we've had this time apart
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- things would be different.
- Maybe.
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What don't we take things slow?
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You want to come for dinner on Sunday?
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Sunday? Sunday...
Yeah, Sunday would be nice.
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- Great! I'll make whatever you want.
- I would like bread.
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Oooh-oooh
ooooh-oooh
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You have placental disruption.
The baby's transfer
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- of oxygen is at risk.
- What does that mean?
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My recommendation
is that you go on bed rest
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for the remainder of your pregnancy.
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But that's like six weeks!
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For starters, that
know-it-all dingdong Kennedy
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is after my job, so bed
rest is not gonna happen.
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It's not optional. No work,
no housework, no stress.
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You need to be more or less
horizontal for the next six weeks.
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This is a nightmare.
I'm in an actual nightmare.
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Do you think I should get bangs?
They'd look cute.
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You cute.
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I'm sorry to interrupt
what is obviously
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a very important discussion,
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but do you think that we could
just bring the focus back to me
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- for a few more minutes?
- I'm sorry.
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Do you think I should get bangs?
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Wow, it sure gets cold up here.
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- Doesn't seem to bother Rhonda.
- Yeah, well,
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they lifted the fire ban, so
it's like Christmas morning
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- for her.
- Hey, I brought some stuff
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from my place to help with your memoir.
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They want it to be "photo heavy",
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so let's go through it
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- and make some selections.
- I'll tell you one thing.
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We're going to omit any photos
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from my "flock of seagulls" hair days.
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Oh, my God! You know what, Todd?
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- Can you just do this?
- The photos?
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Yeah and maybe
just start the writing.
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You want me to write your memoir?
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Not all of it. Just the parts
you were there for.
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- So, all of it.
- I need a kickstart.
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All right.
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But I get to choose which
hair phases we focus on.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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The "Kate Plus 8" will
be given its moment.
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A lot of people were doing it.
It was a very cool look.
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Options for tour wardrobe
have arrived.
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Where did you come from?
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- OK, that's a lot of textures.
- I asked for statement pieces.
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Those aren't just statements,
these are manifestos.
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This is it, Jann!
Your rebirth.
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We have to get this right.
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Go try that one on.
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I'm off to the movies, but
I'll be back in a couple hours.
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- Yeah, have a great time.
- Bye, Gram.
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- Bye, sweetheart.
- Is this the back or the front?
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- Come on, Jann.
- Oh, I love this one.
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OK, you just sit back and relax.
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You only get up for essentials
and I'm gonna take care
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- of everything.
- That's a little tight.
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- Sorry.
- Honey, I'm fine.
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- You have enough to do.
- For the next six weeks
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your only job is to stay off your feet.
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I can't just lie here.
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Yeah, you can. Pretend you're
on a beach vacation.
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The kind where there's no
sun and you can't drink.
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- Oh, my God! Amazing.
- You got this.
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- We can get it altered.
- Altered into what?
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I look like a poo emoji with a tongue.
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Don't be so afraid of change.
It's annoying.
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I'm not afraid of change!
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I'm gonna chance out of
this in about five seconds.
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It is bold, though, and as
a bonus, you can't tell
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that my right boob's
bigger than the left boob.
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- Oh my God, I found Reggie!
- Yes!!
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He's playing with another band.
He played in town last night.
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It looks like he's
wheels-up any minute now.
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Let's go get him!
Cale! Come and help me!
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Ow, ow, ow! What are you doing?
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The more I struggle the tighter it gets!
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- Just pull the... Aaaah!
- You know what?
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We don't have time for this.
You're gonna have to wear it.
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Charley's not here. I'm gonna
have to leave my mom by herself.
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- OK.
- Mom?
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Uh, Charley's gonna be
back in a little while.
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Are you gonna be okay here
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by yourself?
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- Of course, I'll be fine!
- I'm just gonna lock you in.
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- Keep your pants on.
- OK. Let's go.
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So Reg is touring with those guys?
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My God! (GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS) OK.
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What are you waiting for?
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Reggie and I used to...
kind of have a thing.
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- I thought you dated women.
- I date who I like.
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Pray for me.
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I look like a fricking idiot!
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Hello?
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- Anybody in here?
- Jann? What are you doing here?
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- I came looking for you.
- What are you wearing?
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Oh!
It's a little bit embarrassing.
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I, um... had to run out
of the house in a hurry,
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and these were right by
the front door. OK...
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I'm going on tour again
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and I need you to come with me.
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Absolutely not.
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(CHATTERING)
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_
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For she's a jolly
good Karen
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For she's a jolly good Karen
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That nobody can deny
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Happy birthday, Karen.
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(APPLAUSE)
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So why won't you want
to come on tour with me?
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Is it because you had feelings for me?
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I didn't feel anything back then.
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Between the drinking, the
drugs, the meaningless sex...
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There's whole months I can't remember.
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It was crazy times.
I quit drinking after that too.
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We're both better off for it.
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We have a lot more
self-control now.
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Yeah.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
What was that?
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Oh! Just my phone.
I'm playing Candy Crunch.
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(WATER RUNNING)
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Hi! It's me. What do you need?
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Your uterus
is supposed to be horizontal.
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I'll see you guys in a year.
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(SNIFFING)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Oh, God!
Your knee is on my liver.
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- Can you move to the left?
- I am.
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- No, my left.
- Oh, God!
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- Is it in yet?
- God! I think that's a snake.
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(MOANING)
Heavenly father!
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- Oh!
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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- You're fired.
- Yay! You're hired.
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Jann? Jann, Rhonda called.
She's with your mom.
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- And the police.
- What?
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I saw black smoke out back.
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Yeah, well, hair didn't burn
the way I thought it would.
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But anyway, I have a blind date.
I gotta go.
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See you. You okay, Mum?
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Yes. The police
were very nice.
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Why were they here?
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Well, the alarm went off.
You don't remember that?
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- Nah-ah.
- Hey!
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What's going on?
Well, Gram was left alone
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for a little while and...
she triggered the alarm,
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- and the cops showed up.
- Oh, my God!
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That must have been so scary!
It wasn't your fault, Charley.
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- Yeah, I know.
- Hey!
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Jesus, Murphy, is anybody else
coming over here today?
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- Just me.
- What do you want, Todd?
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I finished the introduction
to your book!
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You just have to make it your own.
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Oh, for crying out loud! Just put it
on the table, I'll get to it later.
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(APPLAUSE)
Bravo!
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You have an incredible voice.
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00:12:42,021 --> 00:12:45,480
And such a righteous look!
Do you have a demo?
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- We must get your name out there.
- Are you a manager?
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Not yet. But I will be,
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- if you'll let me.
- Deal.
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I quit!
You'll never see me again.
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- Especially you, Karen!
- Never met a nice Karen!
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Good luck on the tour, Jann.
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I hope Cale is good to you.
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What do you mean by that?
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If you think
she's what you need right now,
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then go with that. I quit.
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- What?
- I'm making it easy for you.
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Taking myself out of the equation.
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I'll always be your biggest fan.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
Well, that sucks.
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(MUFFLED SPEAKING ON TELEVISION)
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- Get off me!
- Get off me!
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OK! Girls! Breakfast!
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- (GIRLS ARGUING)
- What the...?
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- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
- Where's my slime?
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I have no idea what you're
talking about. Get your sister.
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)
Damn it!
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OK.
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- What's wrong, Daddy?
- We're gonna eat breakfast
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in a special way today!
You're gonna love it!
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- Have some toast.
- Cool!
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- Don't tell your teachers.
- Let me just start on these.
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00:14:07,651 --> 00:14:09,884
- You're supposed to be in bed.
- What is that
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00:14:09,909 --> 00:14:12,011
- in the garbage dis...?
- Don't change the subject!
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00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,933
Come on. I know. I know. It's hard.
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00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,105
But baby, you just... you gotta stop.
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00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:22,590
Are you upset about having
to leave your new job?
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00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:27,113
When I stop, all I do is think
about what could go wrong.
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00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,637
You're scared that your vagina
is going to fall off.
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00:14:32,886 --> 00:14:34,799
But baby, if it did not fall off
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00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:39,051
in Mexico in 2007, it
can withstand anything.
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00:14:40,824 --> 00:14:43,433
Whatever happens, we got
this cause we're solid.
294
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,192
So solid that other
couples low-key hate us.
295
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,250
- They do, don't they?
- Right?
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Yeah. OK.
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00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,338
Good.
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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OK.
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Gram! Wanna make slime?
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00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:01,722
- I can't wait.
- Hey, Nora.
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00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:05,096
Hey, Dave. Mom! - Hi, baby!
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00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,410
Hey!
303
00:15:06,435 --> 00:15:09,715
Here you are!
And why are you here?
304
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,910
We had an incident yesterday
and Charley's not gonna be
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00:15:11,935 --> 00:15:14,629
enough help for me to
keep Mom at my place.
306
00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:16,238
And I have a date tonight.
307
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:20,398
Thank you. And tomorrow morning
I'm leaving to go on tour.
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00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:22,891
- You are truly...
- Unbelievable!
309
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:24,392
- Maybe you haven't noticed...
- We're actually
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00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,064
under a lot of pressure here!
We're not all just here...
311
00:15:26,089 --> 00:15:28,488
- On this planet...
- Just to serve you!
312
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,883
You're just dropping her off?
You haven't even called first!
313
00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:34,775
I am going on tour!
What am I supposed to do?
314
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,329
You're right. I don't know...
Wait, I know! Don't go on tour.
315
00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:40,853
Jann, things have changed around here.
316
00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,118
I'm out of commission
until this baby comes.
317
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,444
I'll give you guys some money,
You can hire somebody
318
00:15:45,469 --> 00:15:46,806
- to help you.
- It's not always
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00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:49,243
- about your goddamn money!
- OK! You go lie down.
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00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:52,931
- My God! Very bitchy!
- Jann...
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00:15:53,141 --> 00:15:54,712
- I love you.
- I love you!
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00:15:54,737 --> 00:15:57,072
Watch your step.
But you gotta start thinking
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00:15:57,097 --> 00:16:00,017
- about what you're doing.
- What am I doing, Dave?
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00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,579
If you don't know that by now,
I can't help you.
325
00:16:04,737 --> 00:16:07,400
OK, thanks, you guys!
326
00:16:08,524 --> 00:16:12,659
327
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,181
Hey! You on your way?
328
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,650
You're not coming, are you?
329
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,556
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I want.
330
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,693
331
00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:49,230
332
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:56,905
I can hear you in my head
333
00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:59,014
And I'd know
334
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,897
Your old familiar voice
335
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:05,233
Is calling out to me
336
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:10,038
I can see you trying
to figure out how
337
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,171
All the details
338
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:15,491
Falling down around your feet
339
00:17:15,516 --> 00:17:19,522
I am here
340
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:25,014
I am here
341
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,440
Can't remember
342
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:32,428
When the walls around us
343
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:37,202
Didn't feel like they
were always crumbling
344
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,975
345
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:45,251
(SIGHS)
346
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,396
You coming?
347
00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:57,686
348
00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,474
There's one other thing
I wanted to ask you about.
349
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,333
If someone could go by
and water my plants...
350
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:08,835
I'll let you guys go, then. I'm
just gonna hop in the car.
351
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,099
Dave? I can see your arm.
352
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,794
God! You know, things are
really coming around for me!
353
00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:17,975
I know you'll be cheering me on.
That's so great.
354
00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:19,952
We're fine, right?
355
00:18:19,977 --> 00:18:22,702
I am cool and wise and I'm
larger than your life
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