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- Myself and Willy aren't going to go to
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France again this year.
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- Didn't you not go to
France last year as well?
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- Oh we've been not going to France
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for 14 years now.
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- Oh nice.
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- Oh god.
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I think we had this exact
conversation last year.
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- Holy moly, what sort
of a tie is that Eamon?
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- I think it's very snazzy.
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It's all the rage these days.
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- I don't care what you think.
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It's handy for tying Bridget to the bed.
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- Eamon, watching Dallas
here has got me thinking
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it's been ages since we,
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Eamon, Eamon!
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- That'll soften your cough.
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As if 68 kids was enough for you to mind.
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- Come here Eamon, it's
no type of a tie at all
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if you can't dry your armpits with it.
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- I don't have to listen to this.
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Especially from you Frank.
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I'm going up to the bar.
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- Oh if only there was some couple
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that would move into town
and we could hang out with
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instead of you lot.
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- Give us a pint there Paudge and a
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Midlands Cooler for her sir.
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- What's that again?
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- It's a West Coast Cooler
with a Smithy's head
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I read about it in the inflight magazine
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on the way over from the
United States of America.
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I'm new here, the name's Mikey.
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Say I like your tie.
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- I like yours too.
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So you're from America.
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- That's right.
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This is Barbara, the old ball and chain.
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Actually she's the love of my life.
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- So good to meet you.
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Oh I think there's
somebody looking for you.
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- Oh, that's just Bridget.
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Don't mind her she's a bit simple.
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- Simple for marrying you Eamon.
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Did I hear you're from America?
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- Yeah.
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- That's very modern, isn't it yeah?
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Yeah instead of yes.
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- I suppose I never
really thought about it.
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Hey did you buy your husband's tie for him
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in New York too Bridget?
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- No I had it leather bound
first edition Ortie guide
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and I just chopped it up
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and I just colored it in with a blue pen.
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- Cool.
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- Thanks.
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Cool.
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- Oh, I presume you've heard of the
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ancient Irish tradition when there's a
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visitor to the town, especially Americans.
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They have to buy the first f--
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- Five?
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- 15 rounds and I don't
have to pay it back.
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- I thought you were gonna say 50.
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- Did ya, shite, let's go
with 50, let's go with 50.
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- Well if that's the ancient
old old Irish tradition
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I don't wanna be the first to break it.
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God I love airy.
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- Do you know what aye?
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You are someone I like.
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That I've never said to
anyone in my whole life but
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I like you.
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Thanks for the drink Mickey.
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- Mikey, he's no Mickey.
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- Hey it's cool, I don't
mind being a Mickey.
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It's refreshing.
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Oh and I have your change,
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gosh what a great tradition
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to buy 50 rounds and give
the man all the change too.
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- I love you you big thick Americans.
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When are you going home?
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- Eamon.
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- How long are you staying?
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- No it's cool.
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We are home Eamon.
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This is the land of our forefathers.
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- You've four fathers?
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- We haven't found the place yet but
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our great great great--
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- Great.
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- Grandfather is from a
little place called Glasgow.
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- Glasgow?
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Well that's in--
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- Shut the
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funny the Ireland place names aren't they?
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- Scotland.
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- Probably burnt down during the famine.
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- Wow, that must've been
so tough on you guys.
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- Oh it was, oh it was.
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But we didn't have to emigrate ourselves
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on the famine ships, oh no god,
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I did get very sick on a
car journey to Lumford once
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in the rain.
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- Mayor Eamon, do you wanna
go play a game of darts
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or dart 'cause I only have one.
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- I don't play games.
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I'm a leather tie guy now
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who has American leather tie guy friends.
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- But I thought I was your friend?
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- Piss off Frank, shoo.
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- We're going round to Concepta's now
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to watch the end of the Late Late Show,
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are you coming?
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- I don't watch that shite.
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- Johnny Logan is the final guest.
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Johnny Logan, Logan, Logan, Logan.
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- No, I'm going to stay here.
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- Your round again Mickey, Mikey.
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- They're just so amazing.
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And they're American.
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And they like us.
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They like us, do they like us?
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Do they Eamon?
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Do they like us Eamon?
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- Do you know what it's just so refreshing
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to meet a couple that enjoys spending
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their money on ya.
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And do you know what I don't say this
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about many people but I would
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definitely let her ride me.
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- Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
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- Eamon, Eamon, do you wanna go
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lamping rabbits with me or I
don't know game of Twister?
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Mix it up a wee bit?
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- I have new friends now Frank.
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- Barbera said she's
going to rank tomorrow.
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I'm just so excited about our new friends.
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Eamon, not again Eamon.
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- I know what you're like after a few
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Midland Coolers in ya.
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- Hello three two five seven double eight.
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Oh hello Barbara I was
just thinking of you.
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What?
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No I wasn't thinking of
you, I was making a stew.
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That's it, how are you,
what are you wearing?
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What?
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Back off.
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They need to back off, back off.
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Back off.
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Back the back off.
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Okay see you later bye.
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I feel like I'm in a
dream or something Eamon
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they want to take us to--
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- New York.
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- Dublin.
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- Oh it could be up to five
pounds to back up in Dublin.
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- But they want us to show them
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the sights around Dublin
what are we going to do Eamon
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we don't know city folk.
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We don't even speak Dublin.
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- There's only one thing for it,
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call the guards.
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- We got the phone call
about your situation
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and we got here as soon as we could.
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- Aw thanks for coming, Eamon said
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you'd know what to do.
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- Well I did have a cousin
who lived up in Dublin for
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two weeks.
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- No better man, I told
you they'd know what to do.
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- Oh great tell us.
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What do they wear up in Dublin?
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How would you say hello?
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What kind of food do you
get, do they have ham?
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- I was told that they have a
road going over another road.
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How does the cars in this road
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not crash into the cars in this road?
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Well we have to drive in them roads.
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What are we going to do?
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- First things first,
Dublin people mainly wear
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tracksuits.
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- When they're playing
hurling or football.
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- Any time, any place, it doesn't matter.
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- And if you don't want to stick you
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you better get yourself
into one fairly lively.
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- Whatever you do, do not be nice to them.
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The only thing it does is sign a weakness.
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Most Dublin people have been to prison so
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you have to act like
you're not afraid of 'em.
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- I had a cousin and used to call him
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a pox bottle when he was there.
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I'm pretty sure that
was a term of affection.
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- And they're always
saying things are cool.
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It means nice, or good.
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- Just like the Americans, cool.
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- Bridget has it, god she's a natural.
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- Natural pain in the hole.
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- I know, yeah, cool.
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- Cool.
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- Oh my god.
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You're wearing leisure suits Eamon?
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- It's all Bridget's fault.
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- No, we're way overdressed.
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Barbara I asked you to
check the dress code.
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- I do hope you can accept our apologies.
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- Yeah we do, now look I'm starving
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and it takes seven hours to get to Dublin
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via Monstredon so step on it.
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- Mikey you've hit a child.
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Oh my god do something.
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Oh was that one of yours?
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- It is, cool.
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- Quick, jump out there
throw 'em in the back
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and we're going straight to the ER.
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- ER?
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- Is it on the way?
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- I don't know it's an emergency.
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Barb, first aid kit in the trunk, go.
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- What, and not go to Dublin?
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- Get up Tuff, there's
nothing wrong with ya.
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Stop your winging, walk it off.
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I'll make ya cry.
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He's grand, drive off.
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- Tough love, that's amazing.
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- Oh my god, I wish we had the courage
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to be more like that with ours.
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- It's also an Irish tradition
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for the driver and his wife
just to shut up and drive.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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♫ Check it out y'all say
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♫ How did life get
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- Wow, Eamon, your tour
of Dublin was amazing.
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I can't believe we met the James Joyce.
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I thought he was dead.
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- It was so crazy you
started a fight with him
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because he said he wasn't James Joyce.
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Then you got him in that headlock
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and he finally admitted it.
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Wow that was so great.
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- And Bridget, I can't
believe Molly Malone
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invented the shoulder pad.
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- She did.
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And we know that.
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'Cause we're city folk.
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We're cool.
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- 35 pence an hour to park
you've got a facking mortgage.
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- Sure that's nothing to us.
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Shut up.
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- Oh I never knew beef chow mein
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was authentic Irish food.
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- What, show me that menu.
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You have to bring us
to a Chinese restaurant
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you frigging dolt?
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- How was I supposed
to know the Chang Dynasty.
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The Chang Dynasty, I thought dynasty as in
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on the tele and Chang as in,
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oh yeah it does sound
kinda French doesn't it?
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- You see Barbara,
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the Irish have suffered
brutally under the Chinese
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for the last 600 years and
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there's still a massive influence
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in the country and the food.
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- I thought it was the British.
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- Yeah it was them too.
265
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,641
They all had a go at us at once.
266
00:10:52,641 --> 00:10:57,067
They Germans, the Portuguese,
the Maltese, the Swiss.
267
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:58,934
The Babylonians, oh they all had a good
268
00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:01,263
wallop at us yeah they did yeah.
269
00:11:01,263 --> 00:11:02,444
- They had a good go didn't they?
270
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,796
- Wow, I never knew so much pain.
271
00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:05,850
I'll call the waiter,
272
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,183
hey, pox bottle.
273
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:09,782
Did I pronounce that right?
274
00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:11,890
- Perfect Mickey.
275
00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:13,367
- Eamon I am gonna come clean with you
276
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,580
I do not know the first thing about wine.
277
00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,807
Will you order it please?
278
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:18,640
- Oh sure.
279
00:11:24,327 --> 00:11:26,218
It's like a ghost looking
into a pocket here
280
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,889
having a breeze what I'm looking at.
281
00:11:27,889 --> 00:11:29,862
- Just order something quick.
282
00:11:36,257 --> 00:11:37,665
- That one.
283
00:11:37,665 --> 00:11:38,854
Wait how much is it?
284
00:11:38,854 --> 00:11:40,576
- Eamon, don't worry about it.
285
00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,609
Dinner's on me.
286
00:11:42,609 --> 00:11:45,324
- No, I cannot have you
paying for everything
287
00:11:45,324 --> 00:11:46,294
okay you twisted me arm
288
00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:48,544
god you're very persuasive.
289
00:12:01,545 --> 00:12:04,408
Think I was only gonna pay for a tiny bit?
290
00:12:10,936 --> 00:12:11,936
- Excuse me.
291
00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:16,375
- What's he doing?
292
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,384
What's he doing?
293
00:12:17,384 --> 00:12:18,429
Does he want a sandwich?
294
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:20,617
- Oh no he's just signaling for the check.
295
00:12:20,617 --> 00:12:22,679
Everybody does it in fancy restaurants.
296
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:23,512
- Oh.
297
00:12:24,381 --> 00:12:25,484
Fancy.
298
00:12:25,484 --> 00:12:27,374
Let's get another round, I'll do this one.
299
00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,207
Hello.
300
00:12:33,432 --> 00:12:34,416
Do you want one too?
301
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:35,249
- Yeah.
302
00:12:41,351 --> 00:12:42,370
He's not getting it.
303
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,203
- He's not.
304
00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:45,036
- He's not getting it.
305
00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:50,122
- Oh thank you so much
Mickey that was lovely.
306
00:12:50,122 --> 00:12:51,261
- Not at all Bridget any time,
307
00:12:51,261 --> 00:12:53,703
oh god damn it I don't have any Irish cash
308
00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:55,565
for the parking.
309
00:12:55,565 --> 00:12:58,895
Eamon, you wouldn't have a
five punt for the parking.
310
00:12:58,895 --> 00:12:59,905
- What?
311
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,044
- Five punt for the parking,
312
00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:03,627
I'll give it right back to you.
313
00:13:04,963 --> 00:13:06,254
- Give him the fiver Eamon.
314
00:13:06,254 --> 00:13:07,837
Give him the fiver!
315
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,655
- Thank you Eamon.
316
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,899
- Jesus five pounds
to park your car in Dublin.
317
00:13:12,899 --> 00:13:13,904
- Pretty cheap huh?
318
00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:15,947
- You know what you can give
that back to me anytime.
319
00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:17,895
Or you can go across that bank now
320
00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:19,495
and get it for me now.
321
00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:21,090
- No I think we better get on the road
322
00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,806
I'm a wee bit tipsy we
can't be stopping now.
323
00:13:23,806 --> 00:13:25,349
- Like I'm totally cool with that
324
00:13:25,349 --> 00:13:26,937
giving you the fiver and all
325
00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:29,122
it's just that when we get home you could
326
00:13:29,122 --> 00:13:31,792
give it back to me straight away you know?
327
00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,484
Might have a fiver in the car.
328
00:13:33,484 --> 00:13:34,317
- Ah.
329
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:36,435
- Would the wife have a fiver on her?
330
00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:37,410
- Get in.
331
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,055
- We could stop a Nice.
332
00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:42,816
There's a new machine
Nice that gives out fiver.
333
00:13:45,002 --> 00:13:46,856
- Noreen would you like
a cookie with your tea?
334
00:13:46,856 --> 00:13:48,327
I don't drink tea anymore.
335
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,647
My new best friend Barbara
336
00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:50,908
she's got me drinking coffee
337
00:13:50,908 --> 00:13:53,325
and I just love it, mm mm mm.
338
00:13:54,997 --> 00:13:56,224
- What are those things
339
00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:57,407
on your feet Bridget?
340
00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:59,094
- Oh, my new best friend Barbara
341
00:13:59,094 --> 00:14:00,614
she bought them for me
they're all the rage
342
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:01,742
they're called sneakers.
343
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:02,785
- They must be very comfortable
344
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:04,451
for your club foot.
345
00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:06,446
Think about it Bridget, why
would anyone actually want to
346
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,884
hang out with you and Eamon?
347
00:14:07,884 --> 00:14:08,902
- How dare you?
348
00:14:08,902 --> 00:14:10,118
I'm very cool.
349
00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:13,005
I'm just so happy that
somebody finally finally
350
00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:15,483
has the decency to see it.
351
00:14:15,483 --> 00:14:18,926
I don't see any of you
with a pack on her fanny.
352
00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:22,066
- I can't keep it to myself anymore.
353
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:24,671
I was back in the hospital
today to get my results,
354
00:14:24,671 --> 00:14:26,289
it's not good.
355
00:14:26,289 --> 00:14:28,963
I only have three weeks to live.
356
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:30,056
- Oh my god.
357
00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:32,072
That just reminded me, my
new best friend Barbara
358
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,546
she says ER instead of hospital.
359
00:14:35,546 --> 00:14:36,379
How cool.
360
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,032
- Okay there's something up with this lot
361
00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:42,108
they're either weirdos,
vegetarians or religious.
362
00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:42,941
- No.
363
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,733
- You've upset Concepta.
364
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,075
- I'm dying Bridget.
365
00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,304
- Shut up Concepta!
366
00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:53,029
Now all of you, get out.
367
00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:55,332
Barbara wouldn't talk to me like that.
368
00:14:55,332 --> 00:14:56,768
Get out.
369
00:15:00,052 --> 00:15:01,937
Maybe Noreen is right.
370
00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:05,010
Why would cosmopolitan
Americans who've been to
371
00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:07,207
America, because they're American,
372
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,449
why would they want to hang out with us?
373
00:15:09,449 --> 00:15:11,011
Look he dropped a few bits on the floor.
374
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,330
We'll have a look, maybe
it'll give us a clue.
375
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,131
- I can't believe you stole it from him.
376
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,505
- If rifling through a man's pockets
377
00:15:16,505 --> 00:15:18,150
and taking his wallet while
he's been to the toilet
378
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,795
is stealing well then arrest me now.
379
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,685
It's probably just my
homophobia kicking in.
380
00:15:23,685 --> 00:15:25,953
- Kleptomania you dope.
381
00:15:25,953 --> 00:15:27,812
- Look what's written on this
382
00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:30,119
small rectangular card.
383
00:15:30,119 --> 00:15:32,450
- Come swing with us for a good time call
384
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:35,122
six nine six nine six nine.
385
00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:36,527
- Oh my god.
386
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,426
They're swingers.
387
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:55,525
- Did you get it?
388
00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:56,520
- Yes.
389
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,288
- Did anyone see you in the library?
390
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,447
- No, I went to the town over.
391
00:16:00,447 --> 00:16:01,911
I borrowed it Jennifer Hart
392
00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:03,215
a high-powered business person
393
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:04,905
who goes to the town and
gets a book on swinging
394
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:07,941
to escape to the country and
get away from the ruckus.
395
00:16:07,941 --> 00:16:08,949
- Race.
396
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:09,966
- She's American.
397
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,867
- No it doesn't matter.
398
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,403
What kind of country do we live in
399
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:15,091
where an ordinary person
can walk in off the street
400
00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:18,234
into a public library and
get a sex book on swinging?
401
00:16:18,234 --> 00:16:19,248
Do you know what?
402
00:16:19,248 --> 00:16:20,340
It's a plundering disgrace
403
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,359
I blame the Late Late Show.
404
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:22,534
- It's not as bad as
those filthy magazines
405
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:24,342
that you keep under your bedside locker.
406
00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,876
- I told you that the ink must've faded
407
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:28,633
because when I bought that magazine
408
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,720
all them women were wearing clothes.
409
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,082
Even the four sisters
in the swimming pool.
410
00:16:33,082 --> 00:16:34,417
Anyways start reading.
411
00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,541
Don't wanna make an
idiot of myself tonight.
412
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:40,016
- First day, make sure you have a well
413
00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:41,349
ventilated room.
414
00:16:42,665 --> 00:16:44,681
- I'm gonna freeze in me underpants.
415
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:45,991
- Well you'll definitely embarrass us
416
00:16:45,991 --> 00:16:47,260
if you keep your underpants on.
417
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,292
Try and go with no knickers.
418
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,646
- What if you're in an
accident on the way over?
419
00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:51,041
You'd look like a big weirdo.
420
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,432
- Just shut up and let me read.
421
00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,338
Lubricate your throat as this passageway
422
00:16:55,338 --> 00:16:56,808
will be doing most of the work.
423
00:16:56,808 --> 00:17:00,695
- What's your throat got to do with it?
424
00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:02,634
- Simple exercises beforehand
425
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:05,551
will reduce pain on the chest area,
426
00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:07,579
Eamon you'll have to give me a good feel
427
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:08,854
before we head out.
428
00:17:08,854 --> 00:17:10,028
- You can distinguish those thoughts
429
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,166
straight out of your brain right now
430
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,720
'cause I am doing this for him
431
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,024
and the free drink, not for you.
432
00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:16,439
- Make sure you grab
the mic good and hard.
433
00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:19,276
If it slips from your hand
it could cause feedback.
434
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:22,679
Feedback, I think that's when
it goes in the other end.
435
00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:23,929
- Show me that.
436
00:17:26,824 --> 00:17:29,074
Beginners Guide to Singing.
437
00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:33,825
Singing Bridget, not
swinging you bus done.
438
00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,343
Oh I'm just gonna have to bite the bullet
439
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:36,386
and sleep with him.
440
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:37,365
- Him?
441
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:40,095
No no no, I sleep with
him, you sleep with her.
442
00:17:40,095 --> 00:17:41,595
- Are you serious?
443
00:17:42,447 --> 00:17:43,303
Yes!
444
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:44,859
Yes!
445
00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:46,859
Oh my god thank you god.
446
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,955
Yes!
447
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,587
Oh thank you.
448
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,306
Let's go, let's go, come on let's go now,
449
00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:58,333
let's go now.
450
00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,381
- I'm not ready.
451
00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:00,422
- Oh I'm gonna have to call me mother.
452
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:01,426
Oh she's going to be elated for me.
453
00:18:01,426 --> 00:18:02,427
Come on come on let's go now.
454
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:03,814
Come on come on come on,
I'll meet you over there.
455
00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:04,856
- Can't go without me it
doesn't work like that.
456
00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:06,281
- It works like
that for me come on
457
00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:07,501
oh there she goes.
458
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,575
- Welcome guys.
459
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,337
See you had a merely felche.
460
00:18:14,337 --> 00:18:15,347
- What?
461
00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:17,229
- It's the American for get in your hole.
462
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,695
- Wait 'til you see how hideous
463
00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:20,270
the decor is in our rented accommodation
464
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,578
that we are staying in.
465
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,071
You won't believe how disgusting it is.
466
00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:26,071
But come on in, come in.
467
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,378
- Jesus this is exactly like our house.
468
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,878
- It's nothing like our house.
469
00:18:36,204 --> 00:18:39,524
No, no I don't see the resemblance.
470
00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:42,315
My wooden rosewood hippopotamus
is over there not there.
471
00:18:42,315 --> 00:18:44,508
- Now if you guys are too warm
472
00:18:44,508 --> 00:18:46,013
you just let me know
and I'll open a window.
473
00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:48,370
Or you can just both strip off.
474
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,168
Ow, Barb.
475
00:18:53,168 --> 00:18:54,636
- Oh, lights on or off guys.
476
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:58,503
I like a well lit room,
don't wanna miss anything.
477
00:18:58,503 --> 00:18:59,943
- On.
- Off.
478
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:02,276
- Well, Barbara, let's get our
special guests some drinks.
479
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,949
Eamon, you have to try a sex on the beach.
480
00:19:04,949 --> 00:19:06,497
Barb does it like no other.
481
00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:09,819
- Oh, three words, su-stish-us.
482
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:11,649
- I was thinking of trying something
483
00:19:11,649 --> 00:19:15,787
a little bit harder
tonight, like a screwdriver.
484
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:16,796
- I want that, I want that,
485
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:17,761
I'll have that I want that.
486
00:19:17,761 --> 00:19:19,496
- Oh yes that'd be
lovely wouldn't it Eamon?
487
00:19:19,496 --> 00:19:21,579
And just so you both know
488
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,076
myself and Eamon are up for anything.
489
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,909
- Okay let's get this party going.
490
00:19:34,519 --> 00:19:36,044
- What are you doing?
491
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,082
- Getting drinks is code for riding.
492
00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:39,133
- Are you sure?
493
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:42,133
- Yeah, I'm 100% sure you dolt.
494
00:19:49,097 --> 00:19:50,734
- Mikey.
495
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,099
- I'm nervous Barbara.
496
00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,129
What if he--
497
00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:54,931
- It'll be fine Mikey.
498
00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:00,362
- Jesus what the fuck?
499
00:20:00,362 --> 00:20:02,494
- Oh my god Eamon put it away, please.
500
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,931
- I told you
it was a weird shape.
501
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:05,938
- How would you know?
502
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:06,958
- Why?
503
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,458
Why are you naked?
504
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:10,960
- Is that the painting of my dead mother
505
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,378
I painted for our wedding?
506
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,617
- Sorry I'll put it--
507
00:20:13,617 --> 00:20:14,849
- No!
508
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:15,898
- It was very hot
509
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:18,664
and we decided to take off all our clothes
510
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:19,721
I'll open the window.
511
00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:20,770
- No!
512
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:21,820
- You.
513
00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:25,221
You, you're just so free spirited.
514
00:20:25,221 --> 00:20:26,706
- It's all Bridget's fault.
515
00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:27,884
- We thought you were swingers.
516
00:20:27,884 --> 00:20:28,889
- What?
517
00:20:28,889 --> 00:20:29,894
- It says it on your business card.
518
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,211
Come swing with us.
519
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:33,333
- I'm a children's playground engineer.
520
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,505
I was getting charged by the letter
521
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:36,586
so I thought I'd save a few
cent by spelling come C-U-M
522
00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:39,610
instead of C-O-M-E.
523
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,775
- Economical and it
catches the eye more too.
524
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:44,183
- Well what would a cool
American couple want to have
525
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:46,136
anything to do with us?
526
00:20:46,136 --> 00:20:48,746
- Yeah, a big tic with a
sweaty arse and her husband?
527
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,507
- Well there is a reason we invited you
528
00:20:50,507 --> 00:20:51,812
over here this evening.
529
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:53,322
- Before you get into that,
530
00:20:53,322 --> 00:20:55,083
can I just explain
531
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,975
that I have very large
testicles and they make the
532
00:20:58,975 --> 00:21:01,494
thing look very small, essentially
533
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,571
the bullets are much bigger than the gun.
534
00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:04,868
- That's it right there.
535
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,885
Your honesty, your attitude,
536
00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:08,563
your way of looking at things.
537
00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:11,412
That's why I think no, I know,
538
00:21:11,412 --> 00:21:13,529
I have to offer you a job at my business.
539
00:21:13,529 --> 00:21:14,510
- Swings?
540
00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,459
- Not just swings and slides Eamon.
541
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:17,526
Bouncy castles.
542
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,285
Bouncing castles are the
way of the future Eamon.
543
00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,549
I can see a time not too far off
544
00:21:20,549 --> 00:21:22,024
where children all over Ireland
545
00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:24,044
and the United States of
America are jumping up and down
546
00:21:24,044 --> 00:21:26,383
on inflatable rubber painted castles
547
00:21:26,383 --> 00:21:28,980
hired from me and you.
548
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:29,813
- Sounds dangerous.
549
00:21:29,813 --> 00:21:33,089
- The children have to
take their shoes off first.
550
00:21:33,089 --> 00:21:34,172
- Okay, cool.
551
00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:38,839
- We've got visas for you,
Bridget, and all the kids.
552
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,818
Now I can only offer
you 12,000 United States
553
00:21:41,818 --> 00:21:43,966
of American dollars a
year, new company car,
554
00:21:43,966 --> 00:21:45,888
42 days paid holiday,
full health and pension.
555
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,651
We'll get all your kids teeth, gums done.
556
00:21:48,651 --> 00:21:49,901
- Eamon, Eamon,
557
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,880
you're only on 6,000 a
year now, Eamon, Eamon.
558
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,880
Eamon Eamon.
559
00:22:02,009 --> 00:22:02,842
Eamon.
560
00:22:03,992 --> 00:22:06,382
- For 12,000 a year
I'll come swing with you
561
00:22:06,382 --> 00:22:08,332
any time Mickey.
562
00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:10,443
- I see what you did there I think.
563
00:22:10,443 --> 00:22:11,624
Barbara will you go and get that
564
00:22:11,624 --> 00:22:12,971
really extremely rare
bottle of single malt
565
00:22:12,971 --> 00:22:14,375
we were saving for a special occasion?
566
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,381
- Yeah.
567
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,905
- So we're blowing up castles.
568
00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:26,471
- Ah yes, how do you feel
about one of those new
569
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,945
German BMW Saloons as your company car?
570
00:22:29,945 --> 00:22:33,762
- Yeah, yeah gosh that sounds fantastic.
571
00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:36,068
Sorry for bringing it up now but
572
00:22:36,068 --> 00:22:36,985
that fiver.
573
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,211
- What fiver?
574
00:22:40,211 --> 00:22:41,257
- The one I lent you.
575
00:22:41,257 --> 00:22:44,129
- For the parking in Dublin.
576
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,922
- Oh yeah I remember now.
577
00:22:45,922 --> 00:22:46,755
- Well?
578
00:22:48,303 --> 00:22:50,053
- I don't understand.
579
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:55,059
- Well, are you gonna give it back to me?
580
00:22:55,059 --> 00:22:56,614
- Course I'm gonna pay it back.
581
00:22:56,614 --> 00:22:58,884
Now I hear the full leather
interior is the way to go.
582
00:22:58,884 --> 00:23:02,144
- You'll love it Bridget it's wipe clean,
583
00:23:02,144 --> 00:23:04,642
sweat, blood, vomit, tears, wiener juice
584
00:23:04,642 --> 00:23:06,359
one wipe, clean.
585
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,474
- That does sound good.
586
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,724
- Eamon, let me top you up.
587
00:23:14,776 --> 00:23:16,262
- Thanks.
588
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,262
You wouldn't go get it now would ya?
589
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:23,197
- The fiver.
590
00:23:23,197 --> 00:23:25,489
- Yeah, if it's not too much trouble.
591
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,960
- Well it kinda is I mean
592
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,395
we're celebrating and--
593
00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:33,238
- Would you mind waiting?
594
00:23:33,238 --> 00:23:34,836
- You want me to go now
instead of giving it to you
595
00:23:34,836 --> 00:23:36,129
the next time I see you.
596
00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:37,564
- Well you said that
the last time didn't ya?
597
00:23:37,564 --> 00:23:39,164
- Let me just clarify
that I purchased the meal
598
00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:40,864
we consumed the other
night, I also paid for
599
00:23:40,864 --> 00:23:42,449
the petroleum for the car too.
600
00:23:42,449 --> 00:23:45,192
- That's not the same
thing though is it Mikey?
601
00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:46,978
You know I lent you a fiver,
602
00:23:46,978 --> 00:23:49,023
you just bought all those other things.
603
00:23:56,973 --> 00:23:59,758
- You got me, he got me
he's good you're good.
604
00:23:59,758 --> 00:24:00,773
- You are so good.
605
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,802
- You're too funny, you're
too funny, he's too funny!
606
00:24:04,802 --> 00:24:06,475
Wait a minute you're serious.
607
00:24:06,475 --> 00:24:08,893
Eamon I am offering you a
12,000 United States of American
608
00:24:08,893 --> 00:24:10,121
dollar job a year.
609
00:24:10,121 --> 00:24:11,852
Now I want you to think very carefully
610
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:14,921
about what you next say to me.
611
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:15,941
- Bridget?
612
00:24:15,941 --> 00:24:16,965
- Stay out of this Barbara.
613
00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:20,592
- Do you still want me to
go and get you the fiver?
614
00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:28,934
- Yeah.
615
00:24:31,201 --> 00:24:32,618
- Paudge, Paudge.
616
00:24:34,286 --> 00:24:35,119
Paudge,
617
00:24:36,423 --> 00:24:38,256
two pints and, Paudge!
618
00:24:39,491 --> 00:24:41,408
- I'll order it for ya.
619
00:24:44,448 --> 00:24:45,281
Two.
620
00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:49,109
- Jesus Christ Paudge.
621
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,266
- Oh and that reminds me.
622
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,349
The doctor said I'm not dying at all.
623
00:25:08,398 --> 00:25:10,168
- What are you doing?
624
00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:11,684
- Just getting us a few peanuts.
625
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:12,780
- Oh.
626
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:15,177
- I'm doing a monkey.
627
00:25:15,177 --> 00:25:17,420
- Two pints, two Ritz, a Midlands Cooler
628
00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:18,424
and a packet of peanuts.
629
00:25:18,424 --> 00:25:19,257
- Yes!
630
00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:22,134
- Paudge!
631
00:25:24,593 --> 00:25:26,510
- And a whiskey chaser.
632
00:25:27,448 --> 00:25:28,365
- Good man.
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