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- On the line we have Eamon,
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Eamon, are you ready?
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- I was born ready, Larry, but I was
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born in Portlaoise but...
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- Okay, let's
go, your time starts now.
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The blue what is a type of bird?
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- Lesbian.
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- No, it's a tit.
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How many inches in half a foot?
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- Micky, sorry, penis.
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- No, it's six.
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Christopher Reeve plays what superhero?
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- The elephant man.
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- No, it's Superman.
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The Everly Brothers had a hit with
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I'll Do My what In The Rain?
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- Bridget's period.
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- No, crying.
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What is the Irish name for Edward?
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- You.
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- Hugh.
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- No, it's Eamon.
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What saint has a cross named after her?
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- Bridget!
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- Correct.
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And that's all we have time for.
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You scored one.
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They just didn't suit you today.
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- No they never fuckin' suit you, do they?
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You're the stupidest person I know.
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- I don't see any difference Eamon,
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can you explain it to
me, just one more time.
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- Bridget, I'm asleep.
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- You can't, a barbecue or whatever
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you call it, it's a fry outside.
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- Shut up.
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- Noreen and her fancy parties,
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cooking sausages outside has always
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been and will always be a fry.
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She's terrible notions, terrible
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notions Noreen after doing a
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secretarial course in Naas,
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she didn't even do the whole thing.
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It's the Gards!
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- Jesus you two were in some stage
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last night, ye were bolloxed!
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You missed that heifer by inches.
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- Eamon, this is official business.
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Can you pretend you don't know us?
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Please!
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- Oh, sorry Gard.
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- You're going to need to sit down.
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- We are sitting down.
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- Okay, well stay sitting so.
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- We can stand up and sit
back down if you want, Paul.
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- Jesus Bridget, can you at least
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pretend you don't know us?
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- There's nothing happening since they
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captured the Border Fox,
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we're trying to jazz things up a
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small bit for ourselves.
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- Oh, okay, officer.
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- Oh, I like that, officer, eh!
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- I saw it on Hill Street Blues.
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- I have a second cousin that can play
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Hill Street Blues on the piano.
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- He's very good.
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- For fuck's sake lads,
this is official business.
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Do you realize that one of your
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children could be dead?
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- Jesus, did that little shit get onto
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that electricity pylon again!
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I'll kill him, which one is it, PJ,
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JP, Paddy, Mairead!
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- No, there's nobody dead, okay.
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- Look lads, we received information
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relating to Bridget that's so
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sensitive it could send
the parish into meltdown.
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- I'm so sorry, I'll bring the
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necklace back, I can't help it,
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I'm a hemophiliac.
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- You're a kleptomaniac you dope.
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- I'm a klepto...
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- No, it's good news.
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- Oh sure we know, we're only messing.
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I took a lot of sleeping tablets.
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- We received this
earlier in the post today.
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Eamon, your wife has been nominated
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for Calor Kosangas Housewife of the Year.
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- You going out tonight?
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- I am yeah, I can't collect you
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though, I'm using the squad car.
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I'm still riding that camogie player
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below in Thurles.
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She's still living with her parents.
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The one with the tash?
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- It's barely noticeable Eamon and if
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you say that to me again, I'll arrest you.
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- We'll have to clean the house!
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- Look at all those people in there.
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- I don't know how she got in the
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final, she doesn't even use sherry
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in her trifle.
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She uses turpentine.
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- Oh, any time I drink
turpentine I get piles.
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- They're all out there Bridget,
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the Midland Recorder,
the Longford Observer,
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the Carlow Onlooker,
the Mullingar Pervert.
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- I know him.
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- Come on, let's get this shite out of
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the way, I'm starving.
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Bridget, you've to put the dinner on.
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- Right, they're ready for you, follow
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my lead and we'll be grand.
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Keep an eye out for Ted
Meany, he's dangerous.
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I'll look after him, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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- Bridget! Bridget! Bridget!
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- Settle down, settle down, okay.
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Questions, Mick.
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- Mick Brady, the Dundalk Times,
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Bridget, the televised final is only this
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Saturday so what are you
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planning for dessert?
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- I'm thinking of an Arctic Roll but
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I'm toying with the idea
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of a Teatime Express pineapple gateau.
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- Bridget, Bridget!
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- You, you there, Cagney and Lacey.
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- Tessa Smith, Tullamore Tribune,
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Bridget, is it true that
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you're the first woman in Ireland to
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make a lasagne?
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- It's true but it's
actually called lasagne.
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Ne as in no in French, you know.
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- Bridget, Bridget!
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- You!
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- Brenda Fitz, Tulsk Telegraph,
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actually have a question for Eamon.
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Eamon, are you very proud of your wife?
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- Proud, why would I be proud?
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A rake of women baking apple
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tarts and boiling spuds, what's
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there to be proud of?
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- Eamon, come here, what are you doing?
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You know there's a year's supply of
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free gas if she wins this thing?
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- It's getting hot in here.
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- That would be all the free gas.
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- Fancy--
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- Shh, I'm heading out.
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Oh and by the way, you
can leave the emersion on.
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- Eamon!
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- Sorry, I'm very proud of my free gas.
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- Bridget.
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- Sorry, free Bridget.
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- Bridget.
- Free gas.
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- Bridget, Bridget!
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- Father Gabriel.
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- Father Gabriel, Parish
Newsletter Fashion Pages.
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Bridget, what are you planning on
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doing with your hair?
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- Oh, I'm glad you asked, I'm going to
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do something pure modern,
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really choppy changy.
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- Ooh!
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- Bridget!
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- Shush, shush!
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Animals, no more questions,
come on, come on.
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- Ted Meany, The Morning Pearl.
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Bridget, some people up in Dublin
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say this is an antiquated
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outdated and sexist competition,
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what do you say to that?
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- Thank you!
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- I'll tell you what she says!
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She says piss off back to Dublin with
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your big words and questions you...
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- I'll get you for that.
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- You know everyone heard that?
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- No they didn't.
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- Yes we did.
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♫ You're dressed to
kill, you're feeling free
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♫ You're in the place
you always wanted to be
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- Yo Eamon, I think I might win this.
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- There's a woman from Dublin in it.
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- Shite!
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- Listen to me, you're not losing that
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Housewife of the Year competition,
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I don't care if she's from Dublin.
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I'm so close to that year's supply
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of free gas, I can almost smell it.
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- Eamon, they have cocktail sausages
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up there for 20 years.
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We're only getting them now.
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- Pull yourself together you mad bitch.
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Stop dropping chickens on the floor.
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- Dublin!
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Not even Cork!
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- Now it says here in the RTE Guide
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that the way to win a woman's
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competition is the 3 Fs, Food,
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Fashion, and Fitness.
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On the fashion I'm going to put
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Frank, Father you can do the fitness
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and I'll do the food 'cause I'm
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starving and where's me dinner?
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- No offense Frank but I think I
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might be better suited to do with fashion?
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- Yeah, I think myself and
Father Gabriel should swap.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I always thought you were a
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bit of a dapper dresser, Frank.
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- Eamon, I've been wearing the same
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pair of overalls for the past eight years.
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- That suit you wore to the funeral?
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I thought you looked beautiful.
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- That was my confirmation suit.
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Besides, Father Gabriel's reading last
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Sunday at mass was from
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Woman's Way magazine.
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- Oh, wasn't that very moving?
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Who knew that white
stilettos would be so slutty?
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- Fine then, do it your own way!
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- Now Bridget, I'm just going to take
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you through a few outfits
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that I think will be pure Dynasty
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for the live TV final.
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First up we have Eimear.
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Eimear is wearing an outfit
inspired by Quality Street.
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The top is a hazelnut fudge, the
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bottom a caramel barrel.
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That shimmering gold skirt
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practically screams Falcon Crest.
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- I like it.
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- And that's from Dunnes, priced 22.99.
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Thanks Eimear.
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Next up we have Patricia, Patricia
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is sporting a royal blue power suit
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with gold encrusted shoulder pads.
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The neckline is high enough to give
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an air of respectability yet low
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enough to just hint at sass.
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And I think blue would be a lovely
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color on our Bridget.
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- I like it, Father.
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- And that is also from
Dunnes, price 22.99!
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Thank you Patricia.
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- Thanks, Father.
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- Don't speak, Patricia!
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Just smile, put your hand on your
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hip and walk back through those curtains.
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Next is Eimear.
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- I'm not ready yet Father.
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There's no room back here.
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- Eimear, you're the one that wants to
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go to Naas Fashion Week, do you
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think the girls there have room to change?
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They don't even eat!
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- I can't get it on.
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- Throw it out to me here.
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Bridget, give me a minute.
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Father Gabriel is wearing a gold
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sequined party dress which is sort
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of like a good mass, short enough to
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hold your attention yet long
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enough to cover the subject.
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00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,768
This isn't from Dunnes but it is
268
00:10:27,768 --> 00:10:29,518
also priced at 22.99.
269
00:10:30,437 --> 00:10:32,726
- I don't like it.
270
00:10:32,726 --> 00:10:34,064
- Bridget, I haven't eaten in two and
271
00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:36,534
a half hours, where's me dinner?
272
00:10:36,534 --> 00:10:37,730
Oh I like it.
273
00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:38,563
- I know.
274
00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:42,450
Oh God, is that the time,
I'm late for a funeral.
275
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:46,117
- Bridget, Bridget,
show us what you can do?
276
00:11:11,231 --> 00:11:12,648
Come on, Bridget!
277
00:11:17,972 --> 00:11:18,805
Come on!
278
00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:33,294
Ham, bread, butter.
279
00:11:33,294 --> 00:11:35,377
Come on Bridget, come on.
280
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,671
- Your one from Dublin cuts
the crusts off, Bridget.
281
00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:40,284
You haven't a chance.
282
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:43,617
Frank, you don't know what you're doing.
283
00:11:49,101 --> 00:11:52,615
Come on Bridget, put some welly into it.
284
00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,480
Come on Bridget, come on!
285
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,332
Bridget, where's my dinner?
286
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,625
Come on!
287
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,779
Bridget, where's my dinner?
288
00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:14,046
- Dinner, I haven't got time
for dinner, I'm up to high doh.
289
00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:15,321
Where's all my valium?
290
00:12:15,321 --> 00:12:16,178
- I thought they were cough sweets,
291
00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:18,220
I gave them to the child.
292
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,741
- Jesus Christ!
293
00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:21,880
- I've never seen you concerned
about the kids before.
294
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,130
- No, I've never made a lasagne before.
295
00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:35,092
- What do you mean you've
never made a lasagne before?
296
00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:39,108
If you mess this up Bridget,
I don't get my free gas.
297
00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,003
What was the yoke you
gave me last October?
298
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:41,836
- The frozen pizza?
299
00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:42,858
- The thing that broke me teeth?
300
00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,159
- Frozen pizza.
301
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:45,781
- That, give them that.
302
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:48,575
- No, it's okay look Eamon, I found
303
00:12:48,575 --> 00:12:51,242
this page from a magazine, look!
304
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:53,541
- I doubt it very much if that's a
305
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,069
cooking magazine Bridget.
306
00:12:55,069 --> 00:12:56,129
Sure there's two naked women there,
307
00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:57,305
that must be her sister or a
308
00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,481
doctor, look at the
examination she's giving.
309
00:12:59,481 --> 00:13:02,783
- No, look what the woman's
taking out of the oven.
310
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,448
That's a lasagne.
311
00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:05,760
- Bridget, that's a small little furry
312
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,341
animal between her legs.
313
00:13:07,341 --> 00:13:10,046
- No, you're not looking
in the right place, Eamon.
314
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:11,118
That's a lasagne.
315
00:13:11,118 --> 00:13:12,390
And you know what, from looking
316
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:13,827
at the picture I bet I can cook it.
317
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,094
Easy, that's a pound and a half of mince.
318
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,432
- What's that liquid
stuff coming out of it?
319
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,511
- That must be the pasta.
320
00:13:19,511 --> 00:13:21,095
- But we don't have the pasta.
321
00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:24,262
You don't even know what the pasta is.
322
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:26,344
- The pasta.
323
00:13:29,406 --> 00:13:31,484
- Now put in the pasta.
324
00:13:31,484 --> 00:13:33,827
No, no, no, not like that.
325
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:34,981
Do it like that.
326
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,577
Get out of the way Bridget.
327
00:13:37,577 --> 00:13:40,198
- Eamon, you're supposed
to add water to that.
328
00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:42,535
- Well I don't know where we
keep the water, do I Bridget!
329
00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:44,108
- Jesus Christ!
330
00:13:44,108 --> 00:13:45,384
Cheese Eamon, cheese.
331
00:13:45,384 --> 00:13:47,390
- Let me do it Bridget!
332
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,807
Okay, the cheese.
333
00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:51,628
Okay, that's it.
334
00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:57,056
And you think you've a
hard time making dinner.
335
00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:59,987
Oh Eamon, I made the
dinner, I'll hold onto this.
336
00:13:59,987 --> 00:14:02,404
You have some life so you do.
337
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,584
- What's all this about Eamon?
338
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:13,898
- Sit down there, I want you
to taste test a dinner I made.
339
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:16,556
- Don't ever say that, don't
ever say that, not even joking.
340
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,444
You're scaring me now.
341
00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:26,171
- I didn't make it, Bridget made it.
342
00:14:26,171 --> 00:14:28,254
I wouldn't make a dinner!
343
00:14:29,808 --> 00:14:31,528
Sure a man doesn't do dinner.
344
00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:38,051
- I'm not eating that.
345
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,301
- What's wrong?
346
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:41,367
- Look at it!
347
00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:45,706
- Jesus Christ!
348
00:15:02,683 --> 00:15:03,600
- Oh Jesus!
349
00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:05,340
Oh Jesus!
350
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:09,808
You wouldn't get that in Naas.
351
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,864
- Two minutes people.
352
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,254
- Twenty pence an hour to park the car,
353
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:18,547
no wonder this country's gone to shite.
354
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:20,756
- Now now, don't be nervous.
355
00:15:20,756 --> 00:15:22,682
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
356
00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:24,492
oh my god, he's beautiful.
357
00:15:24,492 --> 00:15:26,915
- Did you make that?
358
00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,415
- Did I make this?
359
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,935
Did I make this?
360
00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:33,175
- No, no!
361
00:15:35,408 --> 00:15:36,667
- He's a man.
362
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,518
- I'm a man sure.
363
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:40,109
- He doesn't even know
where the kitchen is.
364
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,663
- I don't even know where the kitchen is.
365
00:15:41,663 --> 00:15:43,365
- And he's terrible stupid.
366
00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:44,408
- I'm terrible...
367
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,825
- And he's an awful gobshite.
368
00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:50,605
- Too far.
369
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:58,538
Take the food, I told you
don't give me the food!
370
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:01,235
Jesus Christ, you're going to blow this.
371
00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:02,886
- Live from
Dublin, welcome to the
372
00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:05,268
Calor Kosangas Housewife of the Year show
373
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,788
and here's your host, Mr. Ray Ahern.
374
00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:10,622
- Please welcome our first finalist
375
00:16:10,622 --> 00:16:14,390
tonight, Ms. Fionnuala
Lorrigan from Waterford.
376
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,633
Now your talent is to
find items of clothing
377
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:21,060
that haven't been aired properly.
378
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,643
You've got five seconds.
379
00:16:22,643 --> 00:16:23,476
Are you ready?
380
00:16:23,476 --> 00:16:24,922
- I'm ready Ray.
381
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:26,132
- Go!
382
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:28,792
- Dry, dry, dry, dry.
383
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:31,055
These here slacks.
384
00:16:31,055 --> 00:16:34,749
- Excellent, well done,
well done, Fionnuala.
385
00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:36,499
Well done, good girl.
386
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,857
- It's her, it's the
woman from Dublin, look!
387
00:16:42,857 --> 00:16:44,774
Oh God she's beautiful.
388
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,748
- Mrs. Delahunty, is it true that you
389
00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:52,122
once made volivents for
Daniel O'Donnell, is it?
390
00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:53,921
- You've won Housewife of the Year 17
391
00:16:53,921 --> 00:16:57,870
years now, what's your
secret, Mrs. Delahunty?
392
00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,969
- Well to be honest, there are no
393
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:03,192
secrets, just good honest hard work.
394
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:04,859
And of course these.
395
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,656
- How did she pass the drugs test?
396
00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:17,323
- Please welcome Mrs.
Delahunty from Dublin.
397
00:17:24,718 --> 00:17:27,854
- I like to call it chicken broccoli.
398
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,174
- Oh for... Sake!
399
00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:33,129
The woman's a genius.
400
00:17:33,129 --> 00:17:34,821
- How can she be a genius, you said
401
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,565
all the people from Dublin are on drugs.
402
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:39,418
- That's what Today Tonight said, Bridget.
403
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:41,167
- Well, let's have a little taste.
404
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,165
- Chicken and broccoli.
405
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:43,998
- Mmm!
406
00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:49,405
What is that on top?
407
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:51,919
I don't think I've ever
tasted anything like it.
408
00:17:51,919 --> 00:17:53,424
- Breadcrumbs, Ray.
409
00:17:53,424 --> 00:17:54,935
Breadcrumbs.
410
00:17:54,935 --> 00:17:57,040
- Let's just go home.
411
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,873
We're f--
412
00:17:57,873 --> 00:18:00,524
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Mrs. Delahunty from Dublin!
413
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,053
- Okay Bridget, there's something
414
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,651
really important I have to tell you now.
415
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,191
There's just one thing that's in
416
00:18:10,191 --> 00:18:11,705
your way of winning this competition.
417
00:18:11,705 --> 00:18:13,705
- The woman from Dublin.
418
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:16,858
- Okay, there's two things that are
419
00:18:16,858 --> 00:18:19,097
going to stop you from
winning this competition.
420
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,568
But most importantly, when you're
421
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,985
out there, don't be yourself.
422
00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:26,209
- You mean be myself.
423
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:29,006
- No, don't be yourself.
424
00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:29,915
When you're out there and all the
425
00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:30,748
cameras are on you
426
00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:31,716
and Ray is interviewing you and
427
00:18:31,716 --> 00:18:33,180
everyone's staring at you,
428
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,776
just remember one thing,
don't be yourself.
429
00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:41,095
'Cause no one, no one cares
about you and for God's sake
430
00:18:41,095 --> 00:18:43,041
don't tell them that I made the lasagne.
431
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:44,673
- Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for
432
00:18:44,673 --> 00:18:46,484
our final finalist tonight,
433
00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:48,960
please welcome Bridget.
434
00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:51,685
- Ooh, here she is!
435
00:18:58,565 --> 00:19:00,148
Walk Bridget, walk!
436
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,168
- Bridget!
437
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:07,001
Come over here Bridget, come over.
438
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,893
I think it will be safe to say that
439
00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:14,060
you haven't been on live
television before, have you?
440
00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:19,993
- Eamon!
441
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:20,826
- Eamon.
442
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,579
Eamon of course, Eamon.
443
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,581
That's your husband, isn't it?
444
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,292
Is he here tonight?
445
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,459
- Eamon, he is yes, don't be yourself.
446
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,250
- Oh for, sake.
447
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:37,588
- Tell us what dish have
you made for us tonight.
448
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,921
- It's called...
449
00:19:42,258 --> 00:19:43,678
A lasagne.
450
00:19:43,678 --> 00:19:44,595
- Fabulous.
451
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,349
- I just whipped it up while I was
452
00:19:48,349 --> 00:19:50,849
watching Live At Three, I did.
453
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:54,290
- How long did you cook it for?
454
00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:56,688
- Two hours.
455
00:19:58,057 --> 00:19:59,224
At gas mark...
456
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:01,508
What?
457
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,834
Five.
458
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:05,667
- Seven!
459
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,167
- Seven.
460
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:27,354
- Bridget didn't make that dish.
461
00:20:28,837 --> 00:20:31,826
P.M. today she spent two hours
462
00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,254
and 15 minutes getting her hair done.
463
00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:35,504
- Oh for, sake.
464
00:20:36,622 --> 00:20:38,758
- But more to the point, I have a
465
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,734
video of the very person
466
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:42,817
who did make the lasagne.
467
00:20:44,736 --> 00:20:46,923
- Roll it there Colette.
468
00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:15,426
- What did Eamon make?
469
00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:18,256
- You didn't know, did you?
470
00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:19,256
- Know what?
471
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:22,450
- Eamon made the lasagne.
472
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:29,973
- Oh Jesus Eamon!
473
00:21:31,343 --> 00:21:32,676
You let me down!
474
00:21:37,654 --> 00:21:40,339
- Eskimos, we'll be like
Eskimos now for the winter.
475
00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:43,472
- I told you we should
have got the installation.
476
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,499
- Insulation, Bridget, and
insulation is a gimmick.
477
00:21:46,499 --> 00:21:49,199
Nobody will be insulating
their houses in 20 years time.
478
00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:50,846
Pebble dash, that's the way forward.
479
00:21:50,846 --> 00:21:51,679
I should have pebble dashed the
480
00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:54,096
whole house, inside and
out when I got the chance.
481
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:57,930
- I know how we can keep ourselves warm.
482
00:21:57,930 --> 00:21:58,823
- I'm not turning on the electric
483
00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:00,341
heater, not even half a bar.
484
00:22:00,341 --> 00:22:01,720
I'm not JR Ewing you know.
485
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,242
You want a mortgage to pay for that yoke.
486
00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:05,075
- No, the natural way.
487
00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:07,978
- You can distinguish those thoughts
488
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,105
out of your head right now.
489
00:22:09,105 --> 00:22:10,043
You know what I blame?
490
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:10,923
The Late Late Show.
491
00:22:10,923 --> 00:22:12,182
It has your mind twisted.
492
00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:14,833
It's pornography, it's pornography.
493
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,888
Do you know what?
494
00:22:15,888 --> 00:22:17,523
They arrested me for
cooking a bit of dinner,
495
00:22:17,523 --> 00:22:18,460
they should arrest your mind and put
496
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:19,541
it away for a few years.
497
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:21,309
- I was the one arrested Eamon.
498
00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:22,338
But you know what?
499
00:22:22,338 --> 00:22:23,205
I thought you looked very handsome
500
00:22:23,205 --> 00:22:25,075
cooking on the tele.
501
00:22:25,075 --> 00:22:27,371
- Are you out of your tiny little mind?
502
00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:30,025
Who wants to look at a
grown man cooking food?
503
00:22:30,025 --> 00:22:31,157
Especially on the television, I tell
504
00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:32,968
you, the day a man gets his own
505
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:34,878
show cooking food on the tele, is
506
00:22:34,878 --> 00:22:37,406
the day we've an issue
winning the Eurovision.
507
00:22:37,406 --> 00:22:40,811
- You're right, good night, Eamon.
508
00:22:46,837 --> 00:22:47,972
- Take your hand away
509
00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:49,571
from there now, pretty lively Bridget
510
00:22:49,571 --> 00:22:52,017
or I'll cut it off with a hack saw.
511
00:22:52,017 --> 00:22:55,530
I'm warning you Bridget,
take it away, take it away.
512
00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:56,363
Bridget!
513
00:22:56,363 --> 00:22:57,196
Bridget!
514
00:23:12,779 --> 00:23:15,779
- Lads, this is Dervla from Thurles.
515
00:23:18,804 --> 00:23:20,493
- Eh, would you like a beard?
516
00:23:20,493 --> 00:23:23,020
Sorry, my moustache, sorry my mistake.
517
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,370
- I warned you Eamon, that's it,
518
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,962
you're under arrest, come on.
519
00:23:25,962 --> 00:23:29,712
I warned you, come on,
come on, come with me.
520
00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:39,866
- Do The Golden Girls.
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