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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,725 --> 00:00:05,609 - Hello, three-two-zero-nought-oh-oh. 2 00:00:05,609 --> 00:00:07,087 What? 3 00:00:07,087 --> 00:00:09,852 I thought I told you never to call here again. 4 00:00:09,852 --> 00:00:12,038 That's disgusting! 5 00:00:12,038 --> 00:00:13,227 Oh my God. 6 00:00:13,227 --> 00:00:14,310 How dare you! 7 00:00:15,151 --> 00:00:16,546 You've gone too far now. 8 00:00:16,546 --> 00:00:17,629 Eamon! Eamon! 9 00:00:19,042 --> 00:00:21,503 Your mother's on the phone. 10 00:00:21,503 --> 00:00:22,916 - Hi Mammy. 11 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:24,023 Hiya. 12 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,611 Yeah, it's mental looking. 13 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:27,698 It still looks like she was electrocuted. 14 00:00:27,698 --> 00:00:28,531 What? 15 00:00:29,757 --> 00:00:30,643 Yeah, it's massive. 16 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:32,277 It's getting bigger, yeah. 17 00:00:32,277 --> 00:00:33,198 Yeah, I know. 18 00:00:33,198 --> 00:00:34,679 I'm your special little boy. 19 00:00:34,679 --> 00:00:36,903 I know I'm your special little boy, yeah, yeah. 20 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:38,222 Mammy, I know, yeah. 21 00:00:38,222 --> 00:00:39,089 Okay, I love you. 22 00:00:39,089 --> 00:00:39,922 Okay, bye bye. 23 00:00:40,755 --> 00:00:41,988 Bye bye, Mammy. 24 00:00:41,988 --> 00:00:42,846 Okay, love you. 25 00:00:42,846 --> 00:00:43,679 Bye bye. 26 00:00:43,679 --> 00:00:44,512 I love you Mammy. 27 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:45,345 Okay, bye bye. 28 00:00:47,994 --> 00:00:51,744 Don't ever talk to my mother like that again! 29 00:01:20,404 --> 00:01:22,273 - Eamon, Eamon, get up. 30 00:01:22,273 --> 00:01:23,587 Eamon, I'm hosting that party 31 00:01:23,587 --> 00:01:25,879 for Father Gabriel and the man from Dublin and Jesus, 32 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:27,558 they're going to be here in 17 hours! 33 00:01:27,558 --> 00:01:28,695 - What party? 34 00:01:28,695 --> 00:01:29,692 - What party! 35 00:01:29,692 --> 00:01:31,867 Eamon, I've been organizing this for weeks. 36 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:33,788 I've decorated the whole house. 37 00:01:33,788 --> 00:01:35,269 Bridget, I don't pay attention to you. 38 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,199 You know that. 39 00:01:36,199 --> 00:01:37,192 - Isn't that lovely. 40 00:01:37,192 --> 00:01:38,113 Isn't that lovely now. 41 00:01:38,113 --> 00:01:40,667 And all I do for you. 42 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,165 I've had your six to eight children. 43 00:01:42,165 --> 00:01:43,781 The last one, he nearly killed me. 44 00:01:43,781 --> 00:01:44,989 He was so big he walked out of me 45 00:01:44,989 --> 00:01:47,591 with the Inter Cert and what do I get in return? 46 00:01:47,591 --> 00:01:49,054 - I'll tell you what you get in return. 47 00:01:49,054 --> 00:01:50,412 You get to get up and get me my breakfast. 48 00:01:50,412 --> 00:01:51,329 How's that? 49 00:01:53,348 --> 00:01:55,687 - Oh, I'm talking about feelings, Eamon. 50 00:01:55,687 --> 00:01:57,791 When was the last time you told me you loved me? 51 00:01:57,791 --> 00:01:58,866 - I told you on the night of our 52 00:01:58,866 --> 00:02:00,433 wedding that I liked you, Bridget. 53 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:02,020 And don't be talking about love around the kids. 54 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,267 They'll grow up to be weirdos. 55 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:04,270 - It's not enough. 56 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:05,921 I need passion, lust, Eamon. 57 00:02:05,921 --> 00:02:08,018 I need to be told Bridget, I love ya. 58 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:11,296 Passion, lust and new cylinders for the Soda Stream. 59 00:02:11,296 --> 00:02:12,519 - You can feck off! 60 00:02:12,519 --> 00:02:13,440 - You've crossed the line now. 61 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,489 You've gone too far. 62 00:02:14,489 --> 00:02:16,515 - They're 3.75 a canister, Bridget. 63 00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:18,241 - I'm not talking about the Soda Stream. 64 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,508 I'm talking about us. 65 00:02:19,508 --> 00:02:21,027 Do you know, Eamon, sometimes I think we should 66 00:02:21,027 --> 00:02:22,773 get a d, a d-d-d. 67 00:02:22,773 --> 00:02:24,086 I can't even say it. 68 00:02:24,086 --> 00:02:25,343 - Go on, go on, say it. 69 00:02:25,343 --> 00:02:26,518 Because we're not getting a dog. 70 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:28,279 Not after what the last one did in the sitting room. 71 00:02:28,279 --> 00:02:30,892 I told you white carpet was a problem there, didn't I? 72 00:02:30,892 --> 00:02:32,345 The minute he opened up the landing gears. 73 00:02:32,345 --> 00:02:33,567 The minute he saw it. 74 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,234 - A divorce, Eamon! 75 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,285 - A divorce. 76 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:40,007 Oh, that's rich coming from you, huh? 77 00:02:40,007 --> 00:02:42,229 And you have your party later on with Father Gabriel 78 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,113 and the man from Dublin. 79 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:45,330 Who by the way, is from Dublin. 80 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,110 They've all have divorces up there. 81 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:48,835 He probably has had a divorce! 82 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:49,856 - How could he be? 83 00:02:49,856 --> 00:02:52,038 It's illegal, you dope! 84 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,891 And another thing! 85 00:02:53,891 --> 00:02:55,452 If you come back here pissed up 86 00:02:55,452 --> 00:02:57,607 out of your head with that brother Feilim, 87 00:02:57,607 --> 00:02:59,802 making a show of me in front of Father Gabriel 88 00:02:59,802 --> 00:03:01,019 and the man from Dublin, 89 00:03:01,019 --> 00:03:02,795 who by the way, is from Dublin, 90 00:03:02,795 --> 00:03:04,351 I'll make you spend the day with the kids. 91 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,603 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 92 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,450 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 93 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:09,434 Everybody calm down, all right? 94 00:03:09,434 --> 00:03:12,873 Look, this conversation has gotten away from us Bridget. 95 00:03:12,873 --> 00:03:13,790 Look, I do, 96 00:03:14,703 --> 00:03:15,842 I do, 97 00:03:15,842 --> 00:03:16,675 I lo... 98 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:18,865 I lo.. 99 00:03:19,996 --> 00:03:20,829 I do lo... 100 00:03:22,372 --> 00:03:23,768 I love the jizzy milk, Bridget. 101 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,509 Like there enough gas for half a glass there? 102 00:03:26,509 --> 00:03:28,259 - Make your own jizz. 103 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,049 - Yo dude! Eamon! 104 00:03:36,897 --> 00:03:38,215 Bro! 105 00:03:38,215 --> 00:03:42,008 It's great to be back on the old sod. 106 00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:43,856 - Who are you? 107 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,390 - It's me, Feilim, man. 108 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:46,223 Come on. 109 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,515 - Why are you talking like that? 110 00:03:49,515 --> 00:03:51,455 - Well, you know, it's been a long time, 111 00:03:51,455 --> 00:03:53,162 you know, man. 112 00:03:53,162 --> 00:03:53,995 - It's been a year. 113 00:03:53,995 --> 00:03:55,204 I dropped you off here last April. 114 00:03:55,204 --> 00:03:56,622 - Well, come on dude. 115 00:03:56,622 --> 00:04:00,563 So much for the land of a thousand welcomes. 116 00:04:00,563 --> 00:04:02,142 - Feilim, remember when you were four 117 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,788 and you came home from school and told myself 118 00:04:03,788 --> 00:04:06,893 and Father that you wanted to be an astronaut. 119 00:04:06,893 --> 00:04:07,726 - Yeah. 120 00:04:07,726 --> 00:04:08,592 - And the father says, get up on the roof 121 00:04:08,592 --> 00:04:10,174 there and jump off. 122 00:04:10,174 --> 00:04:11,007 Yeah? 123 00:04:11,007 --> 00:04:11,840 - Yeah. 124 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,673 - And remember what happened? 125 00:04:12,673 --> 00:04:13,817 You broke your arm. 126 00:04:13,817 --> 00:04:16,275 And do you remember what the father said to you? 127 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:18,060 He said you're not an astronaut. 128 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,358 - What is your point, Eamon? 129 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:20,726 - You're not American now, either. 130 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:24,059 Now get in the car and stop shiting on. 131 00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:27,567 - Do you know what? 132 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,702 I've wanted to say this to you for 20 years 133 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:31,800 and I hope it devastates you. 134 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,047 Well he wasn't your real fat-- 135 00:04:33,047 --> 00:04:36,444 - Want to go for a pint, yes or no? 136 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,694 - Yeah, go on. 137 00:04:47,147 --> 00:04:49,698 - No, you'll have the get out and push. 138 00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:51,683 - And then I said, I feel like Bobby Ewing. 139 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:54,466 And she said, "What, all confused and out of the shower?" 140 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:55,558 And I said, no. 141 00:04:55,558 --> 00:04:57,741 I'd like a feel of Bobby Ewing. 142 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:00,293 - Oh! 143 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:03,854 - He can step out of my shower any day, girls. 144 00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:06,665 - No, no, you don't have a shower. 145 00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:08,961 - The bath then, you bore. 146 00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:11,918 - I don't think he's worth putting the emersion on for! 147 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:13,168 - Or the coil. 148 00:05:16,721 --> 00:05:17,771 - Okay, Bridget, you're going to have to 149 00:05:17,771 --> 00:05:18,710 get rid of her 'cause she's going 150 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:19,543 to make a total show of you 151 00:05:19,543 --> 00:05:20,376 in front of the man from Dublin. 152 00:05:20,376 --> 00:05:21,705 - She's gone sex mad ever since she 153 00:05:21,705 --> 00:05:23,851 watched The Lover's Guide on The Late Late. 154 00:05:23,851 --> 00:05:25,956 - They say whiskey makes you frisky. 155 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:29,230 But brandy makes you want a threesome. 156 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,496 - Jesus Christ. 157 00:05:31,496 --> 00:05:34,342 - I don't want any trouble, Barbara. 158 00:05:34,342 --> 00:05:37,524 - Trouble is my middle name. 159 00:05:37,524 --> 00:05:38,357 - No it's not. 160 00:05:38,357 --> 00:05:39,190 It's Finbar. 161 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:41,614 And to be quite frank, I think it adds to your anger. 162 00:05:41,614 --> 00:05:44,315 - If you want me to leave, make me! 163 00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:45,504 - No! 164 00:05:45,504 --> 00:05:47,872 Look, I'm walking away. 165 00:05:47,872 --> 00:05:50,675 You're too good of a neighbor to hurt. 166 00:05:54,786 --> 00:05:55,942 Oh my God, look! 167 00:05:55,942 --> 00:05:57,160 It's Johnny Logan! 168 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,472 - Where? 169 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,761 - Fight! 170 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,121 Go on! Go on! 171 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:04,494 Fight fast! 172 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,898 - Ta harken, ta harken, ta harken, ta harken. 173 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:10,696 - Get back in there, Bridget. 174 00:06:10,696 --> 00:06:12,518 And rip her feckin' head off. 175 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:20,067 - Hit her! Hit her! 176 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:23,141 - When I was 17 a young fella grabbed me by the arse 177 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,233 and you know what I did to him? 178 00:06:26,390 --> 00:06:28,868 I told him to start with the tits! 179 00:06:29,701 --> 00:06:30,784 - Oh! 180 00:06:35,673 --> 00:06:37,812 - I don't like doing this, Barbara. 181 00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:40,581 - No! No! No! 182 00:06:40,581 --> 00:06:41,581 Ah! Ah! Ah! 183 00:06:44,932 --> 00:06:46,070 - Okay, it's time to go. 184 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:48,603 - I think I did me hip. 185 00:06:48,603 --> 00:06:50,892 - Oh Jesus, do you want a lift home? 186 00:06:50,892 --> 00:06:52,126 Come here to me. 187 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:52,959 Come here. 188 00:06:55,757 --> 00:06:56,596 He's here! 189 00:06:56,596 --> 00:06:57,762 He's here! 190 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,417 - Remember the time... 191 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,904 we left you in that mad lad's house? 192 00:07:05,904 --> 00:07:07,089 What was his name? 193 00:07:07,089 --> 00:07:08,422 I can't think now. 194 00:07:08,422 --> 00:07:10,979 We came back a few days later and you were cryin'. 195 00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:14,617 - Yeah, I remember that. 196 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:18,844 - Remember the time myself and the father told you 197 00:07:18,844 --> 00:07:20,473 there was a nuclear war? 198 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,665 We buried you out in the back garden. 199 00:07:25,118 --> 00:07:27,076 And then we came back, you were cryin'. 200 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:28,802 - Yeah. 201 00:07:31,198 --> 00:07:32,948 - Remember the time, 202 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:34,902 you came home from school 203 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:36,713 and there was no one in the house? 204 00:07:36,713 --> 00:07:38,050 The father wrote you a note 205 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,627 saying we'd all moved to America 206 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,163 and you couldn't come 'cause you were stupid? 207 00:07:45,538 --> 00:07:48,965 We came back a few days later and you were crying. 208 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,717 Which is ironic 'cause you ended up doing to America. 209 00:07:56,717 --> 00:07:58,965 - You know that stuff scarred me, Eamon. 210 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:00,190 That cut me deep. 211 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,826 - Ah, shut up. 212 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:04,159 It was only a bit of crack. 213 00:08:05,261 --> 00:08:07,479 How's that American wife of yours? 214 00:08:07,479 --> 00:08:09,247 - That's the reason I'm home. 215 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:10,627 - Oh, she wreckin' your head already? 216 00:08:10,627 --> 00:08:12,012 - You could say that. 217 00:08:12,012 --> 00:08:13,988 - That's not good. 218 00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:15,275 Better off separating. 219 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:16,288 - That's exactly it. 220 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,291 That's why I'm home. 221 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:19,398 Me and the misses are splitting up. 222 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,269 - For a while, then tell her to shut up. 223 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:23,370 Works for me and Bridget. 224 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:27,258 Paid, give us two more pints here and two small ones. 225 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,258 You're paying for them. 226 00:08:34,976 --> 00:08:36,193 - Bridget, hello. 227 00:08:36,193 --> 00:08:39,028 This is Declan Butler from Butler PR. 228 00:08:39,028 --> 00:08:40,048 - From Dublin? 229 00:08:40,048 --> 00:08:42,048 - Yep, I'm from Dublin. 230 00:08:43,411 --> 00:08:44,719 - The man from Dublin? 231 00:08:44,719 --> 00:08:46,154 - Declan. 232 00:08:46,154 --> 00:08:48,056 - Declan, the man from Dublin. 233 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,581 - Yes. 234 00:08:49,581 --> 00:08:53,415 - Sorry, Declan, the man from Dublin, Butler. 235 00:08:53,415 --> 00:08:55,665 - Yeah, can we come in or? 236 00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,704 - Yes. 237 00:08:59,704 --> 00:09:00,537 You may. 238 00:09:08,776 --> 00:09:11,722 Ladies, please welcome Declan, 239 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:13,370 the man from Dublin, Butler. 240 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:17,122 - Ladies, ladies, ladies. 241 00:09:17,122 --> 00:09:19,039 Please call me Declan. 242 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,772 - He's gas! 243 00:09:21,772 --> 00:09:23,171 - I'll cut to the chase. 244 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:26,407 Father, could you set up the projector, please? 245 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:28,222 - Now, would you like a mint Viscount? 246 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:30,160 - I'm fine, thank you. 247 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:30,993 - He's okay. 248 00:09:30,993 --> 00:09:31,826 He's fine. He's fine. 249 00:09:31,826 --> 00:09:33,011 - Shut up, you fool. 250 00:09:33,011 --> 00:09:36,706 - So ladies, I run a successful PR company 251 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,528 called Butler PR. 252 00:09:38,528 --> 00:09:40,877 - Oh, it's a great title. 253 00:09:40,877 --> 00:09:44,390 - Now, PR as you all know stands for? 254 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:46,082 - Paul Rory. 255 00:09:46,082 --> 00:09:48,832 - No, no, it stands for public relations. 256 00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:50,716 - No, no, it stands for Paul Rory. 257 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:51,549 It does, yeah. 258 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,673 He works in the butchers in town. 259 00:09:52,673 --> 00:09:55,432 - Shut the fuck up, Concepta. 260 00:09:55,432 --> 00:09:56,676 - Thank you. 261 00:09:56,676 --> 00:09:59,863 I have been tasked by the No Campaign, 262 00:09:59,863 --> 00:10:02,530 with finding a shining light. 263 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:05,573 A figurehead that sets an example to Irish people 264 00:10:05,573 --> 00:10:09,226 to vote no in the upcoming referendum. 265 00:10:09,226 --> 00:10:11,059 Father, lights please. 266 00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:13,517 - Oh! 267 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,400 - This is Bridget and Eamon. 268 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,867 - Oh my God, I'm on the telly. 269 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,436 Where'd you get those photos? 270 00:10:22,436 --> 00:10:24,760 - Oh, the No Campaign asked me to assist Declan, 271 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,359 so when yourself and Eamon went to 272 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,365 Thurles to see Philomena Begley that one time, 273 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:29,832 I let myself in your house and just 274 00:10:29,832 --> 00:10:31,732 went through all your stuff. 275 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,398 - Oh my God. 276 00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:34,815 You are so good. 277 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,939 - As I was saying, Bridget and Eamon. 278 00:10:37,939 --> 00:10:39,138 Married at 20. 279 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,515 Have 6 to 8 children. 280 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,189 They go to mass every Sunday. 281 00:10:44,189 --> 00:10:45,888 They watch The Late Late Show 282 00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:48,522 even though they think it's shite. 283 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,616 They consume vast quantities of pork, cigarettes, 284 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,721 sucky sweets and tea. 285 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,572 - That's right. 286 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:55,469 You're amazing. 287 00:10:55,469 --> 00:10:56,610 - I know. 288 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,860 Next slide please, Father. 289 00:11:00,432 --> 00:11:03,177 And the next one please. 290 00:11:03,177 --> 00:11:04,896 Oh the humanity. 291 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,155 - Oh. 292 00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:08,497 - And finally. 293 00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:13,275 - Oh, Jesus. 294 00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:16,685 - What is the point of all of this? 295 00:11:16,685 --> 00:11:19,419 - The point is you shouldn't be together. 296 00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:21,360 You should get a divorce. 297 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,508 - Jesus! 298 00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:23,616 - How dare you! 299 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,783 I love my husband. 300 00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:26,312 And he's told me on several occasions 301 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:27,880 that he likes me, too. 302 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,595 - He can't even tell you that he loves you. 303 00:11:30,595 --> 00:11:33,540 - Sorry, what's love got to do with marriage? 304 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:36,156 - I have to say I agree with Bridget on this one, Declan. 305 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:38,819 I mean, surely love is just something that exists between 306 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:41,734 a stable boy and the lady of the manor. 307 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,611 Oh he's from the wrong side of the tracks, 308 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,776 he's ruggedly handsome and they're from two social circles, 309 00:11:46,776 --> 00:11:47,972 totally different. 310 00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:49,451 It shouldn't really happen. 311 00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:52,427 The heart wants what it wants. 312 00:11:52,427 --> 00:11:54,862 - Everybody here should get a divorce. 313 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:55,695 - Oh! 314 00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:57,565 - Christ, no! - Jesus! 315 00:11:57,565 --> 00:12:00,263 - Look, personally I don't care about divorce. 316 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:02,198 I don't even care about you people. 317 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,668 I most certainly don't care about 318 00:12:03,668 --> 00:12:06,573 the basic moral structure of society. 319 00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:08,412 - Oh my God! 320 00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:10,135 - But if an organization is willing 321 00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:12,101 to give me a shed load of money 322 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:15,184 to win a referendum, then I do care. 323 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:20,147 Tell me, why won't you get a divorce? 324 00:12:21,047 --> 00:12:23,120 - Because I'm a devoted housewife. 325 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,517 - Rubbish. Why? 326 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:25,657 - It would destroy my family. 327 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:26,734 - Now go on outta that. 328 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:27,753 Why Bridget? 329 00:12:27,753 --> 00:12:29,410 - Because I'm a Catholic. 330 00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:31,133 - Bullshit. Why? 331 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,958 - I'm afraid of dying alone? 332 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:35,633 - Nice one but why, Bridget, why? 333 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:36,929 - Because.. 334 00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:37,917 - Say it. 335 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:38,785 - Because.. 336 00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:42,173 - Utter the sweet nectar of truth, Bridget. 337 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,656 - I'm afraid of what the neighbors would think. 338 00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:45,603 - Yes! 339 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,528 We are all bound together as Irish people 340 00:12:55,528 --> 00:12:57,792 by a common fear of what 341 00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:59,779 the neighbors would think. 342 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,696 A state run on the gluttonous oil of paranoia. 343 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,748 - I have a cream for that! 344 00:13:06,748 --> 00:13:07,625 - In the name of the Father 345 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,810 and the son and Holy Spirit. 346 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:10,829 - Amen. 347 00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:11,662 - Amen. 348 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,068 - How are you, sexy? 349 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,110 I have to say you're looking as sexy as ever. 350 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,193 Sexy... 351 00:13:20,193 --> 00:13:21,326 - Get up, get up to bed! 352 00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:22,587 - Father, sorry Father. 353 00:13:22,587 --> 00:13:24,805 I meant, sorry Father, I meant lovely. 354 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:25,638 - Get out! 355 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,784 - By me a drink first. 356 00:13:28,784 --> 00:13:30,397 - You two are a disgrace. 357 00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:31,898 I told you not to go drinking. 358 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,737 - He's a drink light. 359 00:13:32,737 --> 00:13:34,310 I can't handle his weight. 360 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,355 - You've ruined my no to the divorce party. 361 00:13:36,355 --> 00:13:37,508 And it was going so well, 362 00:13:37,508 --> 00:13:40,288 albeit a massive invasion of my privacy but. 363 00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:42,467 - Eh, what's wrong with getting divorced? 364 00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,133 - It's for Brits and drug dealers. 365 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,630 - It's wrong! 366 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:46,890 That's all you need to know. 367 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:49,124 - Well I got divorced in America and I'm fine. 368 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:49,957 - What? 369 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:53,211 - You have AIDS now. 370 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:54,255 - What are you talking about? 371 00:13:54,255 --> 00:13:56,324 They're like totally separate things. 372 00:13:56,324 --> 00:13:57,770 - You need to get out of here. 373 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,768 You need to go! 374 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,314 Father Gabriel and the man from Dublin, 375 00:14:00,314 --> 00:14:02,800 they're experts and they'll smell it off him. 376 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,898 - It's not contagious. 377 00:14:03,898 --> 00:14:04,731 - Yes it is! 378 00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:06,146 You're going to have to piss outside. 379 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,944 - Oh thank God it's not on my side. 380 00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:09,181 - It's the '80s. 381 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,519 Everybody's getting divorced. 382 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,473 - You have brought shame onto this family. 383 00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:15,039 She already had it with her crazy 384 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:16,458 aunt who punched the bean guard. 385 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,294 But this Feilim, this. 386 00:14:18,294 --> 00:14:19,284 - What are you talking about? 387 00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:21,443 I just got a divorce. 388 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,373 Sure you're not even married. 389 00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:25,515 - What? 390 00:14:32,981 --> 00:14:34,520 - Don't lie to me. 391 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,840 Are you on the drugs now? 392 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,545 - Jesus, Eamon, I am not on drugs. 393 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,865 I just got a divorce. 394 00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:40,573 - Jesus, stop saying that word. 395 00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:41,641 - I suppose you had to sell your hole 396 00:14:41,641 --> 00:14:43,679 to Latino pimps to pay rent to them. 397 00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:47,394 - You're not to bring heroin into this house. 398 00:14:47,394 --> 00:14:49,651 - I'm glad I emigrated when I did because you two 399 00:14:49,651 --> 00:14:51,295 are stuck in the middle ages. 400 00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:53,370 Ye judging me? 401 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,126 And ye're not even married. 402 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,156 - What are you talking about? 403 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,122 Is that the horse now entering his system? 404 00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:00,347 - Is that the horse entering your system? 405 00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,783 - I can't believe you don't remember. 406 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:04,106 It was the '70s. 407 00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:06,641 Eamon had just left his folk rock trad group, 408 00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:08,478 Fights, Pints & Poetry, 409 00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:10,768 and was out on the lash with the remaining members. 410 00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:14,685 He was so sloshed, I could barely hold him up. 411 00:15:15,573 --> 00:15:17,660 Jesus Eamon, will you get it together? 412 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,496 Come on. 413 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:21,913 - Where's Plank my blessed ham? 414 00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:24,017 - I have to step in now 'cause Bridget's coming. 415 00:15:24,017 --> 00:15:24,850 Come on. 416 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,526 - I want Flank. 417 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,693 I want Flank. 418 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:30,028 - Are you nervous, Bridget? 419 00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:31,293 - Why would I be nervous? 420 00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:32,552 - Shouldn't be nervous at all. 421 00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:33,996 It's just some women, like yourself, 422 00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:35,018 would think giving up such a 423 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,264 fantastic career opportunity like 424 00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:37,544 the one you have with Aer Lingus, 425 00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:38,974 would just freak them out, that's all. 426 00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:41,760 - Eamon said we're going to travel the world in anyway. 427 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,661 - Yeah, of course. 428 00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:45,344 - Oh, now you have me nervous. 429 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,723 Give me one of those yokes. 430 00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:47,869 - But you've never had one before. 431 00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:49,801 Some people say they're addictive. 432 00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,218 - Give it to me! 433 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,476 - Ladies. 434 00:15:54,476 --> 00:15:55,450 - Where's Daddy? 435 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,658 - I don't know. 436 00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:57,732 Are you going up there? 437 00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:58,565 - Yeah. 438 00:15:58,565 --> 00:16:00,632 - Come on, I'm going that way, come on. 439 00:16:00,632 --> 00:16:02,615 - Bridget, stop it. 440 00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:03,448 Bridget! 441 00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:06,507 Get a move, the music is on. 442 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,340 Bridget! 443 00:16:34,991 --> 00:16:35,824 - Hi, hi. 444 00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,516 ♫ We are gathered here together 445 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:43,619 ♫ To join in holy matrimony 446 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:46,702 ♫ Bridget and Eamon 447 00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,954 Please be seated. 448 00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,001 - You two were so out of it, 449 00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,274 you didn't even know what was going on. 450 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,958 And when it came to the vows... 451 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,291 - Bridget, do you take Eamon 452 00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:01,700 in sickness and in health, 453 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,610 for richer or poorer, 454 00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,662 'til death do you both part? 455 00:17:05,662 --> 00:17:06,495 - Whoo! 456 00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:08,202 - Okay. 457 00:17:09,215 --> 00:17:11,382 Eamon, do you take Bridget 458 00:17:12,562 --> 00:17:14,083 in sickness and in health, 459 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,802 for richer or poorer, 460 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,777 'til death ye both shall part? 461 00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:19,360 - I will fight me. 462 00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:21,492 - Fair enough. 463 00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,447 - Now by the power vested in me 464 00:17:24,447 --> 00:17:27,184 by the Holy Trinity and Maynooth. 465 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,219 That's a little seminary joke there. 466 00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:32,219 I now declare you man and the wife. 467 00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:35,470 You may kiss the bride. 468 00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:43,559 - Get me chips! 469 00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:46,618 - Sure Father Gabriel was so inexperienced 470 00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:49,317 he didn't even get you to sign the register. 471 00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:50,683 - There's only one thing we can do. 472 00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:51,891 - What? 473 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:53,407 - Get married again. 474 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,240 - Now hold on a second now. 475 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,734 Let's think this one through. 476 00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:57,461 - What's there to think through? 477 00:17:57,461 --> 00:17:58,449 - If I'm not married, 478 00:17:58,449 --> 00:17:59,761 I don't have to help around the house. 479 00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:00,594 - No. 480 00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:01,427 - And if I'm not married, 481 00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:02,273 I don't have to pretend I care about the kids 482 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:03,811 or their education or. 483 00:18:03,811 --> 00:18:04,644 - What? 484 00:18:04,644 --> 00:18:06,008 - If I'm not married and this age, 485 00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:08,162 I should be going out with some 20 year old. 486 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:09,060 - What 20 year old? 487 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,086 - Bridget's niece, but that's not the point. 488 00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:14,086 If I'm not married, I'm a free man. 489 00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:17,226 - Well I'm a free woman as well. 490 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,059 - No you're not. 491 00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:20,140 You've your housework and whatever you're doing 492 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,136 with the kids. 493 00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:22,683 - Raise them it! 494 00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:23,636 Which niece? 495 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,553 - Assumpta. 496 00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:37,039 - So tell me, what's a pretty pony like you doing here 497 00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:39,174 with all these wonky donkeys? 498 00:18:39,174 --> 00:18:40,283 - Sorry, Eamon? 499 00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:41,497 - You know, there's just nowhere in this town 500 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:45,095 for a single man to cruise the lady highways. 501 00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,829 - Are you talking about Highway to Heaven? 502 00:18:46,829 --> 00:18:48,316 I love that program. 503 00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:51,569 - Oh I could bring you on your highway to heaven. 504 00:18:51,569 --> 00:18:53,940 - Do you know someone working on the show? 505 00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,721 - Enough of this chit-chat. 506 00:18:55,721 --> 00:18:57,274 Let's break loose this dump 507 00:18:57,274 --> 00:19:00,264 and make tonight like a storage heater. 508 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,153 Three and a half minutes of intense heat, 509 00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:06,596 followed by a couple of days of a cooling off period. 510 00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,009 - But I thought you were on the gas. 511 00:19:08,009 --> 00:19:11,746 - Oh, my pilot light is always on for you, Noreen. 512 00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,122 - Eamon, I don't mean to be impolite, here. 513 00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:13,989 I've known you 20 years. 514 00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:15,296 But are you having a bit of a stroke there? 515 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:16,129 - No, a stroke? 516 00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:16,962 Why would I? 517 00:19:16,962 --> 00:19:17,894 What? What? What? 518 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:21,028 Can a man not chat up a woman now in his own house? 519 00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:22,935 - Listen you thundering ignoramus. 520 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:25,138 We are getting married and we're getting married now. 521 00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:25,971 Feilim! 522 00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:28,104 You're his best man. 523 00:19:28,104 --> 00:19:28,942 Go get Noreen. 524 00:19:28,942 --> 00:19:30,704 She's my maid of honor. 525 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,540 - All right, what are you going to say to Father Gabriel? 526 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,401 How are ya, Father? 527 00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:34,859 You didn't marry us properly the first time. 528 00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:35,692 Do it again. 529 00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:36,915 He's not going to go for that. 530 00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:39,551 Father Gabriel, come out here now! 531 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:40,840 - Yes Bridget? 532 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,048 - Remember you said it was a shocking 533 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,159 shame that Prince Charles and Lady Di 534 00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:44,630 never had the Catholic wedding? 535 00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:46,711 - Oh an absolute shame, Bridget. 536 00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:48,278 I mean, I know the royal family are head 537 00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:49,243 of the Church of England, 538 00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:50,804 but there should've been some wriggle room. 539 00:19:50,804 --> 00:19:52,571 I mean, I thought personally it was just crying out 540 00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:55,182 for an offertory procession or something. 541 00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:56,755 - Why don't you show us how you do it? 542 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:57,588 Oh do. 543 00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:59,472 I'll get the room ready. 544 00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:01,271 - Oh, fantastiche! 545 00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:02,821 I don't know what to wear. 546 00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:05,019 - If I'm getting married, I'm having a stag. 547 00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,226 Have you any wine on you? 548 00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:08,672 I think I have some emergency funeral wine. 549 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:09,672 - Go get it. 550 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,126 Oh. 551 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,669 - You nervous Bridget? 552 00:20:16,669 --> 00:20:18,176 - Why would I be nervous? 553 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,256 - Oh, you shouldn't be at all. 554 00:20:19,256 --> 00:20:20,323 - You do know the day you married Eamon 555 00:20:20,323 --> 00:20:21,511 I thought you threw your whole life away. 556 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,307 But obviously you're very happy. 557 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,899 - Eamon says happiness is a load of shite. 558 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,190 - That's nice. 559 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,568 - Oh, now I am nervous. 560 00:20:28,568 --> 00:20:30,565 Give me one of my valiums. 561 00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:31,843 - You ate the last one. 562 00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:33,425 Do you want one of mine? 563 00:20:33,425 --> 00:20:34,258 - Give us one. 564 00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:35,091 - It's ketamine. 565 00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:36,587 Got it from the vet for my nerves. 566 00:20:36,587 --> 00:20:38,683 - What does it do? 567 00:20:38,683 --> 00:20:40,181 - You'll see. 568 00:20:40,181 --> 00:20:41,839 - Ladies, are you going up that way? 569 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:42,672 Come on. 570 00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,914 - Jesus Eamon, will you get it together! 571 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,919 How'd you get so drunk so quickly? 572 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:52,669 - Oh, where's Flank, my best ham? 573 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:02,667 - And now the offertory procession. 574 00:21:09,797 --> 00:21:10,875 A Soda Stream! 575 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,053 Ah, Concepta. 576 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,220 - It as all I could find. 577 00:21:15,797 --> 00:21:18,444 - Representing the stream of life 578 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,361 that carbonates the soul and adds jizz to all. 579 00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:27,554 And now, a reading from St. Paul to the Romans. 580 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,906 Dear Romans, How come you never write back? 581 00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:34,473 Just a little joke there. 582 00:21:34,473 --> 00:21:36,937 - There we are now. 583 00:21:36,937 --> 00:21:39,397 So here's the release form for you to sign so that we... 584 00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:40,816 - Take Prince Charles. 585 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:41,649 - Eamon. 586 00:21:41,649 --> 00:21:43,291 - In sickness and in health, 587 00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:45,097 for richer or poorer, 588 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,703 'til death ye both shall part. 589 00:21:47,703 --> 00:21:49,301 - Whoo! 590 00:21:49,301 --> 00:21:50,537 - Okay. 591 00:21:50,537 --> 00:21:51,937 Do you, Prince Charles-- 592 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,159 - Eamon. 593 00:21:53,159 --> 00:21:54,634 - Take Diana Spencer-- 594 00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:55,581 - Bridget. 595 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,408 - In sickness and in health, 596 00:21:57,408 --> 00:21:58,976 for richer or poorer, 597 00:21:58,976 --> 00:22:01,362 'til death ye both shall part? 598 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,547 - I will fight me! 599 00:22:03,547 --> 00:22:05,323 - Fair enough. 600 00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:08,490 I now pronounce you man and the wife. 601 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:12,075 You may kiss the bride. 602 00:22:14,219 --> 00:22:15,802 - Eamon! Eamon no! 603 00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:19,150 - It's not going to happen, Bob. 604 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,726 It's balubas down here. 605 00:22:20,726 --> 00:22:22,350 Absolute carnage. 606 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,904 Stephen King couldn't write this shit. 607 00:22:24,904 --> 00:22:28,071 I'm good, Bob, but I'm not that good. 608 00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:36,282 - Sure about this Bridget? 609 00:22:36,282 --> 00:22:38,782 - I've got needs too, Feilim. 610 00:22:47,851 --> 00:22:49,193 Oh! 611 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,693 The state of you! 612 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,183 - You feckin' idiot. 613 00:22:55,183 --> 00:22:58,536 - We're going to send that photo to your kid in America. 614 00:22:58,536 --> 00:23:00,144 We have him on the phone. 615 00:23:00,144 --> 00:23:03,250 We told him your daddy's in bits. 616 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,245 - That is not funny. 617 00:23:04,245 --> 00:23:05,519 Feilim Junior, it's Daddy. 618 00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:06,436 I'm alive. 619 00:23:07,598 --> 00:23:08,986 Father Gabriel? 620 00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:17,504 - You're not crack since you got that divorce. 621 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:18,855 - I am plenty crack. 622 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,572 - You're not, he's not you know. 623 00:23:20,572 --> 00:23:22,000 - I know! 624 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,229 - I'm what? 625 00:23:25,158 --> 00:23:26,453 I'm gonna tell you something now 626 00:23:26,453 --> 00:23:28,046 and I hope it devastates you. 627 00:23:28,046 --> 00:23:30,533 That man that you think is your father is actually-- 628 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,867 - Do you want a lift to the airport, yes or no? 629 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:33,946 I can't be waiting all day on you. 630 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,779 Come on. 631 00:23:34,779 --> 00:23:35,946 - Yeah, go on. 42522

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