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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,900 You don't know? 3 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,569 You know there is a contract out on me. 4 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,945 You know it's to happen tomorrow. 5 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:07,884 You know it's come from London. You know all these things. 6 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,784 But not his name. 7 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,649 Tell me the name! 8 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,057 He doesn't know. 9 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,114 We gotta be alert. Keep your eyes peeled. 10 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,314 Get that little shit before he gets me. 11 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:53,627 Welcome to Flight 122 from London Heathrow to Venice Marco Polo. 12 00:03:56,703 --> 00:04:00,139 If for any reason the air supply fails... 13 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:11,479 - Are you not a flyer? - No. 14 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,643 Read. That's the best thing. 15 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,584 Isn't this important? 16 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,757 Do you think when you're plummeting into the Alps at 500 mph, 17 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,259 you are actually going to remember this? 18 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,093 - Buying property? - Yes. 19 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:39,000 It's my boss, actually. I'm just supervising the purchase. 20 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,710 Well, let's hope we get there, then, eh? 21 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,680 [engines roar] 22 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,632 Signorina, telefono! 23 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,648 Hello, Caroline Wright speaking. 24 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,921 Buongiorno, Caroline, Signore Marco for you. 25 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,650 - Ciao, Carolina. - Signore Marco. 26 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:29,387 - Is the work finished? - They're finishing off now. 27 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,326 Have they managed to hide everything? 28 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,331 It looks fine, yes. On the surface. 29 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,298 Found any fools yet? 30 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:40,770 Mr... Orton from England. He's looking around tomorrow morning. 31 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:44,274 30 percent if you can get cash by Wednesday. 32 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,571 - Sorry? - You heard. 33 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,408 There's 30 percent commission for you. 34 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:52,143 If I sell this place by Wednesday for cash, 35 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,116 you'll triple my commission? 36 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:58,857 The most we could get is �60,000. Can you do that? 37 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,618 I'm sure I can. 38 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:04,128 You've screwed people before. You can do it again. 39 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,755 The English will buy anything! 40 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,299 Yes. 41 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,266 [plane roars past] 42 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,443 That's what it seems to be. 43 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:23,447 An old fogy's lonely hearts. A Club 58-70. 44 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:28,382 Good value, mind you. You get your flights, meal vouchers, 45 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,046 five nights in Venice at Hotel Gabrielli. 46 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,685 And they throw in a woman. 47 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:37,990 You've no idea who she is. A sort of lucky bag. 48 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,793 - And she will be. - Same again? 49 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,527 Large one, darling. 50 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:47,004 Yes, marvelous. It's all done by computers, you know. 51 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,903 Medi-Date, they're called. 52 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,036 Okay. The Metropole. 53 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,649 That's the one. Grazie. 54 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,774 There you are, Signore Horton. 55 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:32,874 - I hope you enjoy Venice. - I'm sure I will. 56 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,009 [bell] 57 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,251 [calls back to desk] 58 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,383 Umm... 59 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,025 You stay. 60 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,086 235. 61 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:51,259 [bellboy mutters] 62 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:58,809 [very slowly] I have a reservation here. 63 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,644 Could I have your name? 64 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,214 Orton. Melvyn Orton. 65 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,442 Oh... 66 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,142 Is something wrong? 67 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,914 It's just that we have just welcomed another gentleman. 68 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,081 Another Mr... Orton. 69 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:16,059 Oh, that's Horton with an H. I'm Orton. 70 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,993 Oh, s�, s�. 71 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,961 No problem, then. 72 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:24,429 Domandi? Scusi, sono occupato. 73 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,675 [church bell] 74 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,940 - Signore Orton! Orton! - Horton. 75 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,873 That's me. 76 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,476 I... envelope you. 77 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,447 I'm sorry? 78 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:16,017 I... envelope... you. 79 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,180 - Envelope. - Envelope. 80 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,723 - Thank you very much. - Thank you very kind. 81 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,835 Miss Right, eh? 82 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,809 [bell] 83 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,920 Good evening. How can I help you? 84 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:54,716 I need to deliver this by hand to Mike Lawton. 85 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,691 What room is he in? 86 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:01,025 - Michael Horton. - Mike Lawton, yes. 87 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,399 Just one moment. 88 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,568 [taps keyboard] 89 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:18,041 [sounding like Mike Lawton] Michael Horton. 90 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,179 Room 310. 91 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,192 Hello, is this Veni Villas? 92 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,127 S�, signore. 93 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:37,630 Good. Your office was supposed to send over the details of a property. 94 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,433 It's the Gabrielli. Room 310. 95 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,634 - S�! Signore Orton? - That's right. 96 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,608 They are coming, signore. 97 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,613 Terrific. Thank you very much indeed. Grazie. 98 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,587 [bell] 99 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:04,754 I'm supposed to have had an envelope delivered. It hasn't arrived. 100 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:09,096 - It's very important. - S�, signore. What name? 101 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,566 Mike Lawton. 102 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,964 - Michael Horton. - Mike Lawton, yeah. 103 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,940 - Michael Orton? - Yeah. 104 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,103 Welcome. 105 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,691 Medi-Date. 106 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,159 I like it. 107 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,527 A woman. 108 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:48,868 Hi, Ruby, it's Melvyn. Mr. Marshall's office, please. 109 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,635 Melvyn who? 110 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,802 - Melvyn Orton. - Sorry? 111 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:56,348 - Orton. - I'll see if he's free. 112 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,060 - Marshall. - Sir, it's Melvyn here. 113 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,562 - Melvyn who? - Orton. 114 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,895 - In Venice. - Right. What's it like? 115 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:20,267 It's absolutely beautiful. It's warm, but not too warm... 116 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,670 The villa, you dickhead, what's the villa like? 117 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:28,547 I've only just got here, but I do have some particulars. 118 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:32,708 For Christ's sake, I've got serious money to offload in two days. 119 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,377 So stop farting around with frigging pictures. 120 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,581 Look at the thing. I want news. 121 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:42,160 Call me when you've got news and not before. 122 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:47,722 I warned you, this is your last chance to do something right, asshole. 123 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,268 - [dead line] - Thank you, sir. 124 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,036 [Italian television] 125 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,220 Oh, yeah. 126 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,224 [menacing voices] 127 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,294 Where is Domino? [spits] 128 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,466 Oh! God... 129 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,767 Good Lord. 130 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,879 [turns off television] 131 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,977 [snores] 132 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,715 [clears throat] 133 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:59,622 - Hello. Mr. Orton? - I'm looking for Miss Caroline Wright. 134 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,589 Yes, I'm Caroline Wright. 135 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,723 I'll come down. 136 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,421 I hadn't realized you'd be out on an island. 137 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,493 Yes, that's the only drawback but... 138 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,223 I mean, it is a pleasant drawback. 139 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,893 Having your own boat is the answer. 140 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:48,838 It's a bit of a dream of mine. My very own speedboat. 141 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,137 It is... Miss Caroline Wright. 142 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,337 Yes. 143 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,847 - From the agency? - Yes. 144 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,419 Only I didn't expect you to be quite so... 145 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,011 Young. 146 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,782 Thank you, Mr. Orton, but it doesn't make me any less capable. 147 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,691 No, I don't doubt that. 148 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:15,794 - And it's Horton, with an H. - Oh, sorry. 149 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,130 So, anyway, this is the garden. 150 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:24,107 And as you can see, it's a lovely view, isn't it? 151 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,810 Would you prefer to start inside? 152 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,863 Right, Melvyn, this is your last chance. 153 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,625 Get it right. 154 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,806 Bang on time. 155 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,173 Maybe I should say, "Dead on time." 156 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:29,869 Come on. What are you doing? Don't go soft. 157 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,277 One, two, three. 158 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,846 Pull. 159 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,409 One... 160 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:43,845 Two... 161 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,181 Three... 162 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,417 [bell] 163 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,770 Umm... it's not for sale? 164 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,291 You are almost funny. You know that? 165 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,495 Very nearly funny. 166 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,767 House-buying. 167 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,773 Talk to me once more about house-buying, you little shit, 168 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,279 I'll rip your flabby face off, capisce? 169 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,247 Yes, yes, yes. 170 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:50,515 If for some strange reason, you want to keep your face the way she is. 171 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,487 Just tell me. 172 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,416 Who sent you? 173 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,289 - Mr. Marshall. - Marshall? 174 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,324 Who is Marshall? 175 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,331 Executive director, Accounts. Marshall, Hall & Thompson. 176 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,164 This Marshall shit. Why's he want me dead? 177 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:10,707 Dead? I don't think he does. I'm sure he doesn't. 178 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:13,208 - He's just... - Just what? 179 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,007 House-buying. 180 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,278 [screams] 181 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:26,854 You know, it's funny. The agency put me in a hotel. 182 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,961 Yes, I know. It is okay, isn't it? 183 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:34,362 Yes, it's great, but I'd rather be somewhere like this. 184 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:37,525 Well, let's hope you will be, Mr. Horton. 185 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,963 Please, call me Maurice. 186 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,237 All right... Maurice. 187 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,005 [plane engine] 188 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,144 Shall we go upstairs? 189 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,881 This way. 190 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,727 Yeah... 191 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:11,934 One... 192 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,267 Two... 193 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,049 What is going on? 194 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,220 So... 195 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:39,457 - Do you like what you see? - Very much so. 196 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:44,365 I suppose we ought to get down to the... nitty-gritty. 197 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,869 - Good Lord. - I'm sorry? 198 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:52,770 Well, I mean... don't you think it's early in the day for that talk? 199 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:55,402 We've only just met. I mean... 200 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:59,814 I don't want you to think I am an old fuddy-duddy. 201 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,384 It's just... 202 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,813 I suppose young people do things differently. 203 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:12,992 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rush you, but it is why we're here. 204 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,655 Isn't it? 205 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,063 Yes, yes. Absolutely. 206 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,738 Absolutely. 207 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,671 [creaking] 208 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:30,114 Yes, it's just that I thought we could perhaps... 209 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,249 [creaking] 210 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:36,287 Go and have a meal, or something. 211 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,253 First. 212 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,317 Pave the way, break the ice. A drink. 213 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,126 Look, there's obviously been a terrible mistake. 214 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:54,365 And I can't afford a mistake. He said this was my last chance. 215 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,872 - Who said? - Mr. Marshall. 216 00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:03,205 "Here's an air ticket," he says. "Check out the villa and buy it. 217 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,714 "Mess this up and you're out." 218 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:09,053 Your bloody Mr. Marshall, he no exist. 219 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,849 He does! He's the director of accounts. 220 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,015 Then you can telephone him, no? 221 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:22,393 Well, yes, but he's very busy. He doesn't like me ringing... 222 00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:24,161 [Orton yells] 223 00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,575 One, two, three. 224 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,658 A spot of gardening? 225 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,688 Can I join you? 226 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:57,091 I must say, a bit backward in coming forward. Patricia Fulford. 227 00:23:57,235 --> 00:24:00,500 "Of Huddersfield. Interests, Mickey Spillane and eating. 228 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,340 "Seeks similar fun lover." 229 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,943 Are you all right? 230 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,039 Are you shy? 231 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,914 Terribly, terribly shy. 232 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:20,255 I've seen you following me, trying to pluck up courage. 233 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,553 Here I am, I'm all yours. 234 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:27,890 It didn't say you were shy in your file. Or musical. 235 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:30,058 Hunting and shooting, it said. 236 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:33,964 Look. 237 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:38,565 Would it make things easier for you if we just had a stroll? 238 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,648 Most clients would never bother with this. 239 00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:50,949 - Clients. - It's straight in there. 240 00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:54,581 That's the way they want to do things nowadays. 241 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:59,130 Some of them want to do it on the phone. It's unbelievable. 242 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,425 That's the modern world for you. 243 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:07,732 You sound as though you're not new to this... game. 244 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,000 No, been at it for years. 245 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:15,610 - Oh, isn't it beautiful? - Let's go in here. 246 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:20,443 - This'll do. - Yes. 247 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,980 What for? 248 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,688 What line of work are you in? 249 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:30,091 I'm a bank manager. 250 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,993 - Are you married? - No, absolutely not. 251 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,795 - Didn't you see my file? - Your file? 252 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,804 - I'm a widower. - I'm sorry. 253 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,870 It was long time ago. 254 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:52,340 She was a very good wife, Rosemary. Tragic, really. 255 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,180 Camping in Wales. 256 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,982 She used to run a girl scout group. 257 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:05,656 One night, she nipped into the tent to answer nature's call. 258 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,961 Tripped over a guy rope. Tent peg... 259 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,632 Oh, my God! 260 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:17,197 Still, I honestly believe, if she was looking down on us now... 261 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,009 she wouldn't disapprove. 262 00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:24,647 You know... 263 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,911 This sort of rigmarole. 264 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,751 That's nice. 265 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:34,889 Shame she can't be here to enjoy it with you. 266 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:39,996 Yeah. 267 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,030 - Marshall? - Sir, it's Melvyn. 268 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,000 Melvyn who? 269 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,999 Orton, sir. 270 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,700 In Venice, looking at the villa, sir. 271 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,903 Ah, you. What's it like? 272 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:56,775 I still haven't seen it yet, sir. 273 00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:00,578 I just phoned to say that everything is under control. 274 00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:04,086 Jesus, Orton, you dickhead. Do you want the sack? 275 00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:10,422 I told you to look at the bloody thing and to ring me when you've seen it. 276 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:14,054 I'm busy, Orton, and you're a pain in the ass. 277 00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:15,564 [dead line] 278 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,225 He knows me. 279 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,605 You are a worm. 280 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,142 Sorry? 281 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:29,041 You just sit there and take that shit? 282 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:34,042 - He's my boss. - He insulted you. 283 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,983 And you just sit there? 284 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:40,951 If anyone insulted me, I would have their knees blown off. 285 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:43,117 Well, I don't have your... 286 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:47,464 facilities. 287 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,392 You don't have the guts. 288 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:56,740 Life is not worth living if you live it like a worm. 289 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,776 I am... not a worm. Honestly. 290 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,111 You take that with you everywhere, then? 291 00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:09,948 Just about. 292 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:17,817 - I'd love to hear you play some time. - I'll play now. 293 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:21,090 - Any requests? - Oh, gosh! 294 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:26,763 I don't know. What about Strangers In The Night? 295 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,434 Feelings. 296 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:39,481 # Feelings, nothing more than feelings 297 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,847 # Trying to forget my... 298 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,858 [screaming] 299 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,731 Oh, my God! 300 00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,700 [wails] 301 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,204 You know what these are for, uh? 302 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:08,238 - How you say in English? - [sobs] 303 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,210 [wails] 304 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:13,511 Testicles, testicles... testicles... 305 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,748 I am not an assassin. 306 00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:21,325 Wait, you've made a mistake somewhere... 307 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,858 Wait, wait, wait! That's it! 308 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:28,399 Horton! There's a Mr. Horton at my hotel! 309 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:33,596 - And what are you? - Orton. Orton. With no H. 310 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,440 Orton with no balls if you lie. 311 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,047 Well, they're out this time. 312 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,880 Find a perfect partner. What do I get? Charles Bronson. 313 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:52,116 - Medi-Date. They want locking up. - Medi-Date exists? 314 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:54,589 - Of course. - A mistake. 315 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,456 Of course! You have a gun, Maurice. 316 00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,085 Maurice? 317 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,272 That's one of mine. 318 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:22,982 You should see his album. There is a chance you'll be in it. 319 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,894 Yuk! This is horrible. Come on. 320 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,602 Beautiful, isn't it? 321 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,500 Absolutely beautiful. 322 00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:42,799 Yes. 323 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:47,441 What are you doing? 324 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:51,174 You said yourself you want to take things further. 325 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:55,446 - Yes, but... - You're quite right. My fault. 326 00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:59,087 Just me being impatient. 327 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,525 Yes, everything's so... 328 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:09,332 So beautiful. Venice. The Grand Canal. Your neck. 329 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,832 Jesus Christ! Drop me off, will you? 330 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,802 Over here. Quickly. 331 00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:24,171 Okay, which hotel are you in? 332 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:25,475 Umm... 333 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,348 Over there. 334 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:34,691 Gianni, Rossi! Pull him out of there. 335 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:09,985 Caroline, what is it with you? 336 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:13,530 One minute you want us to do this business. 337 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:16,862 Of course I do! I'm on triple commission. 338 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,493 Last chance. Do you want it? 339 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,697 Well, yes, obviously. 340 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,774 - You'll pay cash? - Pay? 341 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,775 You can't have it unless you pay cash. 342 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:28,742 I've never had to... 343 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,916 All right, but it had better be pretty special hanky-panky if... 344 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,544 Hanky-panky? 345 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,087 Hang on a minute. 346 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:44,388 What you're saying is, you're only going to pay cash... 347 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,022 if I have sex with you? 348 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,958 Yes. 349 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,301 You lechers make me puke! 350 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:15,321 [Orton wails] 351 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,950 He's down there! 352 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,152 He must have gone this way. 353 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,374 It's all right, really. 354 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:14,610 Now we've sorted out the muddle and you're not Maurice, 355 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,346 I can manage, honestly. 356 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:17,886 Shut up! 357 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:23,016 You've got his information, he's got yours. I'll get him to give it to you. 358 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:27,120 - I'll give it to you. - I thought you'd say that. 359 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,068 [whimpers] 360 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:26,847 I'd like to check out. 361 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:30,450 You've reserved for a week. Are you sure? 362 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:34,190 100 percent sure. Give me the bill, will you? 363 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:44,640 - Thank you. - I won't be coming back here... 364 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:02,256 - S�, signore? - I'd like to check in. 365 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,557 - Are you sure? - 100 percent sure. 366 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,231 Good girl. 367 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:12,793 That's the spirit. 368 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,236 Strictly business, right? 369 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,608 Eccoci qua. Signore Orton is here. 370 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:27,479 - Finally, thank you. - You're welcome. 371 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:31,816 There he is. Signore Orton! Your wife is here. 372 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:34,982 - That is not my husband. - He is! 373 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:38,194 - You're Signore Orton? - Mike Lawton! 374 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:41,264 I'm looking for Horton. Maurice Horton. 375 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,095 Eccoci qua. I'll telephone. 376 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,602 No, take me to his room. 377 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,700 It's a surprise. 378 00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:57,209 Speedboat! Speedboat! 379 00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:58,781 What? 380 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,714 Nothing. 381 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,111 Oh... carry on, tiger. 382 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,155 [growls] 383 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:06,689 [bell] 384 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,000 [groans and laughs] 385 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,011 Permesso? 386 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:38,478 Signore Orton. I have a big surprise for you. 387 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:45,086 For crying out loud, that is not my husband. 388 00:37:45,229 --> 00:37:48,164 Is it really that difficult? Maurice Horton. 389 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,333 Big misunderstood. 390 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,336 Sorry, excuse us. 391 00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:57,567 - Sorry, boys. - Maurice Horton. 392 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:07,283 So, what's the form? Do I pay now? 393 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:09,579 You don't carry that sort of cash? 394 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,847 What sort are we talking about? 395 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,288 How much do you think it's worth? 396 00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,450 It's all new to me. 397 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:22,198 60? 398 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:24,729 80? 399 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:28,736 100? 400 00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:35,571 Okay, 100. 100,000 is about right. 401 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,808 100,000? No, I was talking pounds. 402 00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:42,248 Well, so am I. �100,000. 403 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:43,786 What? 404 00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:47,250 Are you deaf as well as debauched? 405 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:50,987 Watch my mouth. �100,000. 406 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:55,956 �100,000 for a bit of rumpy-pumpy? 407 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:01,201 Hor... 408 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:02,833 Hor... 409 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,100 Horto... 410 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,200 Hort... Horto... 411 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,002 Horton! 412 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,480 What the hell is Medi-Date? 413 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,109 What the hell are Veni Villas? 414 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,223 Hor... Hor... 415 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,096 Hor... Hor... 416 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:28,896 Horton. 417 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:35,629 I live in England. What do I want a villa in Venice for? 418 00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:39,402 Look. I wouldn't let you screw me for nothing. 419 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,341 [knock at door] 420 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,946 I'm afraid you just did, sweetheart. 421 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:50,650 Hor... 422 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,956 - Horton. - Yes. 423 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,326 - Horton. With a H? - Yes. 424 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:04,025 - I have a big surprise. - Look... Rosemary! 425 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:05,499 Maurice. 426 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:15,372 Thank you. You've been a great help. 427 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,974 What on earth are you wearing? 428 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,143 What are you doing here, Rosemary? 429 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,347 What do you think I am doing here, darling? 430 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:31,187 I was shopping in Sainsbury's. Guess who I met by the frozen fish. 431 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:34,456 That girl who works in your branch. Amanda... 432 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,827 Stainrod? 433 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,163 Amanda Stainrod. 434 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:42,228 "Good heavens, Mrs. Horton," she said. "Back already?" 435 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:48,676 "Back?" I said. "From Venice," she said, "how was it?" 436 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:52,408 I'm not going to stand in Sainsbury's and tell the whole town 437 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:56,179 that their lord mayor goes on holiday without his wife. 438 00:40:56,554 --> 00:41:01,389 And that as far as I'm concerned, he was at conference in Buxton. 439 00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:03,123 Am I? 440 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:08,755 - "Very nice," I said, "It was very nice." - Look, Rosemary. 441 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,925 So I went home and I thought, 442 00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:15,800 why should Amanda bloody Stainrod think that you're in Venice 443 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,874 while I think you're in Buxton? 444 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:23,072 "Simple, Rosemary," I thought, "It's another woman." 445 00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,239 Rosemary... 446 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:32,087 What I should be telling the whole town 447 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:36,626 is that their lord mayor is away, doubtless at rate-payers' expense, 448 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:41,060 having a bit of Adriatic slap and tickle. 449 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,266 Look, Rosemary, you've got it all wrong. 450 00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,233 [toilet flushes] 451 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:50,603 Now, this is going to look odd, Rosemary. 452 00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:54,774 Oh, hello. 453 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,771 This is my wife, Rosemary. 454 00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:01,341 Hi. Welcome to Venice. 455 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:07,153 Thank you. I thought you said your wife was... staying in England. 456 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,260 I thought you didn't want her to know. 457 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:14,596 Well, the cat's out of the bag now. 458 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,529 Hello, I'm Caroline Wright. 459 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,603 Veni Villas Estate Agency. 460 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:22,831 Your husband and I... sorry! 461 00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:27,706 His lordship and I were just finalizing the payment details on a villa. 462 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:30,213 A villa? 463 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:34,647 He was keen to get his hands on at least one of my properties. 464 00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:38,815 Being in his position, he wanted it kept hush-hush. 465 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:42,290 He's buying through us because we guarantee absolute discretion. 466 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:47,391 Rest assured that I won't tell anyone what he's been up to. 467 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,726 Maurice... is this true? 468 00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:59,067 I suppose I'd better say my arrivedercis. 469 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:02,542 So, you'll arrange for that specified amount? 470 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,741 In cash. Italian lire. Tomorrow. Like we said. 471 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:09,910 The keys to Villa Romano will be yours. 472 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:16,484 I'll call you and we can make a date. As it were. 473 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:18,653 Ciao. 474 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:21,891 Ciao. 475 00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:30,339 Oh, Maurice! I'm sorry! 476 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:37,046 What a wonderful, wonderful surprise! 477 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,341 It suits you, that shirt. 478 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:46,420 You're one of those hit men, aren't you? 479 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,857 A killer. 480 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,791 A paid killer. 481 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:55,857 Like Edward Fox in "Day Of The Jackal." 482 00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:59,467 Why should you want to kill me? 483 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,939 Oh, my God! 484 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,313 Look, it says Medi-Date. 485 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:16,977 It's a dating agency. You're supposed to fall in love not get shot at. 486 00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:22,456 - You don't ask questions in my job. - It's time you started. 487 00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:26,621 I suppose you're going to keep me here. 488 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,592 I know too much. 489 00:44:31,702 --> 00:44:34,796 I know too much? I don't know anything. 490 00:44:36,974 --> 00:44:40,466 This Maurice Horton. This assassin. 491 00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:44,241 He's gonna die, you know that. 492 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:47,146 I didn't until you just told me, no. 493 00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:51,186 I'm not interested. I want to look around a villa. 494 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,119 If I don't, I'm out of a job. 495 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,085 Dead men don't need jobs. 496 00:44:58,562 --> 00:45:02,760 When Maurice Horton dies, you'll know who killed him. 497 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,697 Well, yes, I do. 498 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:08,528 Okay. Can't we pretend that I don't? 499 00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:11,436 That's not the way we do things. 500 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:16,206 Tell me. When this pig dies, and he will die, 501 00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,610 how can we guarantee your silence? 502 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,547 I mean, guarantee? 503 00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:24,450 I tell you, there are two ways. Numero uno. 504 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,554 We kill you also. 505 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,356 Silence, a guarantee, no? 506 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:37,896 Oh. What is number two-o? Duo? 507 00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:39,866 - Due. - Due. 508 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:43,036 You kill him. 509 00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:49,644 Of course, we will pay you big money, so it will look voluntary. 510 00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:53,209 See, we are not so unreasonable. 511 00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,045 I... 512 00:45:57,354 --> 00:46:01,154 So, they thought Mike Lawton was Michael Horton? M. Horton. 513 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:03,226 Let's talk about this later. 514 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,090 I thought you'd choose something more mysterious. 515 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:08,255 Lawton, a bit ordinary, isn't it? 516 00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:10,525 It's meant to be ordinary. 517 00:46:10,634 --> 00:46:14,035 Fine, but in the books they're not so boring. 518 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:15,765 What are you suggesting? 519 00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:18,272 Don't know. I'm not a killer. 520 00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:26,447 I read one once where the... 521 00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:29,677 You've got to learn to give your mouth a rest. 522 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:33,689 This is secret business. I don't want the world to know. 523 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:42,429 Oh, look, there she is. 524 00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:46,265 That must be him. 525 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:49,133 God, he's no Clark Gable, is he? 526 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:57,380 I'll explain all that when I get back. Don't argue about it! Do it! 527 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,312 Have you got a pen? 528 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:04,710 I want �100,000, whatever that is in Italian lire, 529 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:08,622 to the Hotel Gabrielli by 11:00 tomorrow morning. 530 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:12,052 Gabrielli! 531 00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:19,728 If he is that rich, I don't suppose it matters that he's married. �100,000. 532 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,896 That's what I was getting. 533 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,504 What, exactly? 534 00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:27,273 That was my fee. 535 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:35,842 I can do the business when you do it. Make sure the cash gets here. 536 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,785 You got his envelope, he got yours. 537 00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:45,951 He got the target, you got me. He's done the job for you. 538 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:48,827 You're joking. He couldn't do it. 539 00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:52,800 - Why not? Any fool could. - I'm not a plumber. 540 00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:55,371 - It's a highly skilled job. - Rubbish! 541 00:47:55,505 --> 00:48:00,340 He's got the instructions. All he needs is the nerve, and wallop! 542 00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:03,002 He's got your man... and your money. 543 00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:06,115 I've done it and that's how much it costs. 544 00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:14,656 - Have you got a hairpin? - What? 545 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,186 Oh, yes. 546 00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:28,236 Bye. 547 00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:29,805 Idiot. 548 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,966 Well... salute! 549 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:40,212 �100,000 for my life! 550 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:43,080 He picks it up here tomorrow, boss. 551 00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:48,817 Signore Horton is very... confident, no? 552 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:55,521 It would be very nice if we could take his money as well as his life. 553 00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:59,500 We could use it to pay you when you kill the pig. 554 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:04,404 Mr. Scarpa, I can't shoot anybody. I couldn't do it. 555 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:08,773 No, no, I know you could. It's okay. No worry. 556 00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:11,210 You use a bomb. 557 00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:15,348 There it is. 558 00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:36,198 Oh, come on! 559 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,137 I can't bear it. 560 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:00,894 "Miss Caroline Wright." 561 00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:04,130 It was a woman. 562 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:08,660 - He killed a woman. - The maid's coming. 563 00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:17,410 Sleep well. 564 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:31,357 [distant music] 565 00:50:33,296 --> 00:50:36,959 Patricia, I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. 566 00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:39,501 - Nearly happened. - It's okay. 567 00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:42,366 All part of the business, I expect. 568 00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:49,104 Today, I've been stood up by my date, a married man. 569 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:54,673 I've been aimed at by a hired killer, had a gun held to my head, 570 00:50:54,818 --> 00:50:59,346 been held captive against my will by a strange man in a hotel room. 571 00:51:02,526 --> 00:51:05,893 It's been one of the best days of my life. 572 00:51:06,029 --> 00:51:07,360 Really? 573 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,878 You can go now if you want. 574 00:51:30,454 --> 00:51:32,854 You're not going to tell anyone. 575 00:51:32,956 --> 00:51:35,550 No one to tell. Really, no one. 576 00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:39,658 I'm missing and nobody knows. 577 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:44,231 When I'm not missing, nobody knows. 578 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:26,067 And often achieves a bulk of four tons... 579 00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,737 Baby hippos. 580 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:39,618 The power in these ponderous jaws is tremendous. 581 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:44,093 The life I lead is a mundane, sick existence. 582 00:52:44,194 --> 00:52:46,219 Lonely. You think you're lonely? 583 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,594 You should try being an assassin. 584 00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:52,463 Don't meet many people when you're an assassin. 585 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,130 Not for long, anyway. 586 00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:58,831 Yes, but what a life. 587 00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:04,173 - I bet you've some stories to tell. - Who to? 588 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,616 Me. 589 00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:16,653 I only needed this. I was gonna make this the last big one then I'd get out. 590 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:21,088 - Buy a flower shop. - A flower shop? 591 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,428 - You? - Yeah. 592 00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:26,132 Well... 593 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:29,263 That would be a change of direction. 594 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:34,105 - Now I've blown it. - Get it back. He's done the work. 595 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,771 - It's your money. - Steal it? 596 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,643 A bit below you, stealing? 597 00:53:38,748 --> 00:53:43,117 - It's not as if he'll tell. - Easier said than done. 598 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,620 Rubbish! We'll think of something. 599 00:54:38,808 --> 00:54:41,402 Sorry to interrupt. We're watching Horton! 600 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:42,909 Yes, sorry. 601 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:45,038 So, what's the plan? 602 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:49,446 - What? - It's your idea. What now, boss? 603 00:54:50,987 --> 00:54:55,515 It's easy. We're stealing the money from him. 604 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:59,425 Right? Well, when is the best time to do that, then? 605 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:03,261 At the perfect moment. 606 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:06,461 That's what this game is about. 607 00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:09,629 Waiting for the perfect moment. 608 00:55:11,741 --> 00:55:13,106 Here it comes. 609 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,772 Here we are, signore. 610 00:55:18,948 --> 00:55:20,381 �100,000. 611 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:23,043 210 million lire. 612 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,986 - Thank you. - Scusi. Telefono. 613 00:55:26,122 --> 00:55:28,147 - Grazie. - Prego. 614 00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:40,066 Actually... 615 00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:43,968 What's the matter, Maurice? 616 00:55:44,808 --> 00:55:49,302 - Can I put this in hotel security? - S�, Signore Orton. 617 00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:52,745 - Horton. - Orton. 618 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,680 Maurice Horton. 619 00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:56,649 Maurice Horton. 620 00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,989 Room 235. Have you got that? 621 00:56:01,124 --> 00:56:03,957 Rossi, you see that case? 622 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:05,687 S�. 623 00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:07,660 You go shopping. 624 00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,496 Maurice Horton. 625 00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:15,493 Please take note. 626 00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:18,765 [sighs] Thank you. 627 00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:23,475 It's identical, boss. 628 00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:25,445 Perfect. 629 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,714 What's happening? 630 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,784 Are you ready? 631 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:57,808 Can I place this in... hotel security, please? 632 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,381 S�, Signore Horton. 633 00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:01,313 No, no, no, Orton. 634 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,215 - Orton. - Orton. 635 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,081 Orton. 636 00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:09,919 - Room 310. - Orton. 637 00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:16,730 All you've got to do is get in there and swap the tags. 638 00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:23,271 We get the money and that Horton shit, he gets what he deserves. 639 00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:33,513 Orton. 640 00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:42,753 - Please take note. - Right, thank you. 641 00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:52,564 I'll pick it up later. Thank you. 642 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:53,897 Thanks. 643 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,979 You've never felt the need for a woman's company? 644 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:14,954 Yes, maybe but it's always been a nonstarter with my occupation. 645 00:58:16,426 --> 00:58:18,587 I mean, it's a passion killer. 646 00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:25,760 "What do you do?" "I shoot people." Not exactly "Have a nice day at work." 647 00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:29,805 Don't fret. Things will pick up when you're a florist. 648 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,736 There's never been anything really special? 649 00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:39,246 Not really. Nothing to set the world on fire. 650 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:43,913 Fuoco! 651 00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,657 Italiano. Attenzione! 652 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:54,293 Francese. Attention! 653 00:58:56,399 --> 00:58:58,264 English. Attention! 654 00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,835 Americano... 655 00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:02,028 Get the fuck out of here! 656 00:59:02,171 --> 00:59:04,002 [extinguisher] 657 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,207 Pericoloso! 658 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,777 Non avvicinatevi. Lontani! 659 00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:16,449 Grazie! Grazie! 660 00:59:18,521 --> 00:59:20,352 Tu sei un genio. 661 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,521 What time did she say she'd ring? 662 00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:30,793 She didn't. Perhaps she's decided not to, perhaps she's forgotten. 663 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,868 - [phone] - Yes? 664 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:37,132 - Mr. Horton. Got the money? - Yes, I have. 665 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,003 - Where? - Here. 666 00:59:39,108 --> 00:59:41,542 - Bring it to the villa. - Villa? 667 00:59:41,678 --> 00:59:44,044 - Are you arguing? - All right. 668 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:45,909 - When? - An hour? 669 00:59:46,049 --> 00:59:49,041 See you then, big boy. Arrivederci. 670 00:59:49,185 --> 00:59:51,016 Arrivederci to you too! 671 00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:56,054 Horton. 235. 672 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,757 - Thank you. - Grazie. 673 01:00:01,898 --> 01:00:03,525 Prego. 674 01:00:07,303 --> 01:00:11,763 You're holding a case of mine. Melvyn Orton. Room 310. 675 01:00:14,377 --> 01:00:16,208 You sure this is right? 676 01:00:19,983 --> 01:00:22,747 Do you want to settle your account now, sir? 677 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:25,410 What? No. No, later. 678 01:00:25,555 --> 01:00:26,715 Oh... 679 01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:28,688 You're coming back, then? 680 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:31,191 Of course I am coming back. 681 01:00:32,662 --> 01:00:34,357 I'm coming back, aren't I? 682 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:46,140 - Orton. 310. - Thank you. 683 01:00:46,275 --> 01:00:48,106 Thank you very much. 684 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:52,475 - Isn't that mine? - You have to earn it first. 685 01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:00,712 Lido, please. 686 01:01:07,263 --> 01:01:08,662 Lido! 687 01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:15,736 The Lido! 688 01:01:28,384 --> 01:01:29,817 Smile! 689 01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:42,626 You're not thinking of using that, are you? 690 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:48,660 We're only doing this so you don't have to use that again. 691 01:01:57,814 --> 01:01:59,008 Now! 692 01:01:59,849 --> 01:02:01,214 What? 693 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:02,783 No! No! 694 01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:05,820 - What? - Not with her. What has she done? 695 01:02:05,922 --> 01:02:09,016 She married the little shit! Now press it! 696 01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:11,626 Just wait till they've landed. 697 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:15,861 Maurice, is this it? 698 01:02:15,998 --> 01:02:17,829 It's just... 699 01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:21,131 Oh, honestly, you shouldn't have done this. 700 01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:28,504 Maurice, are you all right? 701 01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:29,908 Umm... 702 01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:32,879 Just I don't like carrying so much cash. 703 01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:56,268 Oh, Maurice, it's just wonderful. 704 01:02:58,307 --> 01:03:00,605 Maurice, she'll be here soon. 705 01:03:00,743 --> 01:03:04,179 If it worries you so much, sit on it. 706 01:03:19,095 --> 01:03:20,926 [swing creaks] 707 01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:27,026 Press it. Press it. 708 01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:31,539 Press it! 709 01:03:33,843 --> 01:03:35,470 Press it. 710 01:03:45,955 --> 01:03:47,388 Again. 711 01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:53,151 - It's not working. - We must be out of range. 712 01:03:53,296 --> 01:03:57,733 - Take us in closer. - We can't. It's too shallow. 713 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,563 Gotcha! 714 01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:17,680 - No! - It's okay. It's just for show. 715 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:21,814 - Remember, you're in range. - My money. 716 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:26,418 Don't worry. We take care for you. Payment on delivery. 717 01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,168 It's unbelievable, Maurice. 718 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,475 Maurice! 719 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:43,807 Maurice! 720 01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,607 Maurice, help me! 721 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,337 Press it now. Press it now. 722 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:12,404 Press it now! 723 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,372 It's not working! 724 01:05:22,785 --> 01:05:24,309 It's mine! 725 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:28,220 - It's bloody mine! - It's not, it's mine! 726 01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:32,389 - Who are you? - Caroline Wright. 727 01:05:32,528 --> 01:05:34,223 - You're dead. - Dead? 728 01:05:35,564 --> 01:05:37,429 Why haven't you killed her? 729 01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:39,363 - Killed me? - Killed her? 730 01:05:40,970 --> 01:05:43,200 You did put the switch on, yes? 731 01:05:43,306 --> 01:05:46,742 Yes, I checked it when I swapped the tags. 732 01:05:46,876 --> 01:05:48,707 You swapped the tags? 733 01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:51,243 I swapped the tags! 734 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:54,511 Oh, my God! No! 735 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:57,275 Kill him! 736 01:06:02,658 --> 01:06:05,126 Get the case, you idiots! 737 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:39,257 - Oh, my God. - It's his. The money's his. 738 01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:42,889 - Put the gun down. - I've got them covered. 739 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:48,130 - His job, his money. You stole it. - Stole it? I beg your pardon? 740 01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:52,673 - It's from the bank. It's my money. - It's mine. 741 01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:56,437 Mr. Horton's just bought this villa. I've got the papers. 742 01:06:56,545 --> 01:07:01,312 - He came here to buy it. - He came on Medi-Date. 743 01:07:01,450 --> 01:07:06,012 - Medi what? - Medi-Date. Check it out, sister! 744 01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:10,285 Look! I got this money from my bank in England. 745 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,596 - Put the gun down. - We've come this far. 746 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,761 Put the bloody gun down! 747 01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:28,705 Sorry about this. Let's turn around and get out of here. 748 01:07:29,812 --> 01:07:31,643 There's been a misunderstanding. 749 01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:34,610 What are you doing? Wait! 750 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,548 What's Medi-Date? 751 01:07:38,421 --> 01:07:41,390 Gobbledegook. Mad as a hatter, poor woman. 752 01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:49,030 - You weren't bloody worth it. - That's okay. 753 01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:54,967 - Neither is the house. - For �100,000? I can't go wrong. 754 01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:07,212 Nobody's called for me, have they? 755 01:08:07,349 --> 01:08:08,543 S�. 756 01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:14,552 Mr. Marshall called. 757 01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:19,254 He say, "You're farting around... 758 01:08:19,395 --> 01:08:21,226 you dickhead." 759 01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:25,159 Dick... head. 760 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:26,700 I'll... 761 01:08:26,802 --> 01:08:30,067 "You are a useless..." 762 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,008 "Waste of space." 763 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,548 "He out of patience. You out of job." 764 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:42,208 Okay. Bravo. Bravo. 765 01:08:44,487 --> 01:08:48,423 What is it? What do I do that sends every man packing? 766 01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:51,924 I'm not packing because of you but to stay alive. 767 01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:58,261 The people I work for, they give you a target, you kill him, or they kill you. 768 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:02,202 They'll never stop looking. Doesn't matter where I go. 769 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:05,569 Actually, sir, I did get to see one. 770 01:09:06,242 --> 01:09:12,147 It's not a villa, it's a big house on the Grand Canal. 771 01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:17,943 Umpteen bedrooms... Nice, cozy cellar. 772 01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:22,156 And it's empty right now. 773 01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:28,459 - You weren't going to use that. - From Miss Rambo! 774 01:09:28,597 --> 01:09:31,464 It's my fault. Let me talk to them. 775 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,627 They're gonna blow me away. They'll blow you away too! 776 01:09:36,939 --> 01:09:38,964 They're not picky, these people. 777 01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:44,171 Any minute, they're going to come in and we'll end up a mess on the floor. 778 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:46,144 [knock at door] 779 01:09:52,655 --> 01:09:54,486 [knocking] 780 01:09:55,691 --> 01:09:57,283 [knocking] 781 01:10:10,973 --> 01:10:12,201 Message! 782 01:10:13,175 --> 01:10:15,439 Don't move. 783 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,940 "Mr. Lawton, congratulations. 784 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,950 "Three birds with one stone, 785 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,543 "so generous bonus included in payment, 786 01:10:25,688 --> 01:10:28,851 "already credited to your European account." 787 01:10:29,191 --> 01:10:32,126 - Job's done? They paid? - Santo Dio! 788 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,628 - Steady on. - Sorry. 789 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,561 Thank you very much. 790 01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:42,365 If anyone else I can do to make your stay a happy one, call on me. 791 01:10:43,272 --> 01:10:47,208 Why didn't you call me? How much do they want for it? 792 01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:48,742 280... 793 01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:51,676 Sorry. Three hundred... 794 01:10:52,214 --> 01:10:54,045 And fifty... 795 01:10:54,183 --> 01:10:57,243 Five... thousand pounds. 796 01:10:57,953 --> 01:11:00,979 Right, get down to the Banco Popolare, St. Mark's. 797 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:05,550 Take some ID and the cash will be there. Able to manage that? 798 01:11:05,694 --> 01:11:08,424 If you do that, keep the job. 799 01:11:08,564 --> 01:11:10,395 [dead line] 800 01:11:14,136 --> 01:11:16,001 If I can do that... 801 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,471 you can stuff the job. 802 01:11:32,154 --> 01:11:35,248 Thank you, sir. Have a nice day. 803 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:39,626 Prego. 804 01:11:39,762 --> 01:11:42,060 Bahamas, please, and step on it. 805 01:11:42,731 --> 01:11:44,562 Railway station, actually. 806 01:11:49,571 --> 01:11:52,870 - Isn't that the estate agent girl? - Is it? 807 01:11:53,676 --> 01:11:57,112 What's she hanging around for, looking so pleased with herself? 808 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,416 You'll have to change your name. 809 01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,148 Something boring. 810 01:12:07,289 --> 01:12:08,722 Miss Smith? 811 01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:11,054 How about that, Miss Gladys Smith? 812 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:17,461 - How about Mrs. Charlton Black? - Oh! 813 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,329 That's far too exciting. Who's Charlton Black? 814 01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:24,838 Me. 815 01:12:31,146 --> 01:12:33,171 You don't have to answer straightaway. 816 01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:37,776 - It can wait. Think about it. - Why wait? 817 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:39,911 This is the perfect moment. 818 01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:45,357 The answer's yes, Charlton. 819 01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,426 It's Chuck, really. 820 01:12:49,832 --> 01:12:52,801 The answer's yes, Chuck. 821 01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:58,136 [engines roar] 822 01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:08,706 Bloody hell. 823 01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:12,683 It just needs a little work. 824 01:13:27,369 --> 01:13:34,070 [mutters in Italian] 825 01:13:42,551 --> 01:13:43,916 Faster! 826 01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:45,849 [rattling] 827 01:15:39,668 --> 01:15:44,196 # I'm tired of being a yes man Forever going wrong 828 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:52,171 # I'm gonna get my own back, the world is gonna turn before too long 829 01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:58,385 # Maybe now at last I'm feeling strong 830 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:03,688 # And I'm waiting for the perfect moment 831 01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:09,220 # Looking for an end to my wasted day 832 01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:15,461 # The perfect moment 833 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:21,635 # Suddenly the world don't look so gray 834 01:16:23,712 --> 01:16:28,342 # Got to face the music and settle up the score 835 01:16:29,351 --> 01:16:36,416 # A change in my direction I just can't walk this way no more 836 01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:42,153 # Now there's a clear path to your door 837 01:16:45,701 --> 01:16:51,333 # You know too much about me Too much to let you go 838 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:58,608 # So stay a while longer Tell me things I really ought to know 839 01:16:59,815 --> 01:17:05,378 # Gotta find a place where love can grow 840 01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:09,789 # I'm waiting for the perfect moment 841 01:17:11,059 --> 01:17:15,894 # Looking for an end to my wasted day 842 01:17:17,599 --> 01:17:23,367 # I hope I find a way a way to convince you 843 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:28,569 # That we've got a chance to make a new start 844 01:17:28,677 --> 01:17:31,043 # I've been searching hard 845 01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:38,917 # Don't make no sense to stay apart 846 01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:43,317 # You're here in my heart 847 01:18:06,381 --> 01:18:11,148 # The perfect moment # 848 01:18:12,305 --> 01:18:18,354 -= www.SubtitleDB.org =- 60938

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