All language subtitles for Nous irons à Monte Carlo_ 1951_ English

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the shutters are closed there is someone

no there is no one shoot and kill they

have gone on a trip we are traveling it

was chilly what am I going to do with

this child next so more beautiful than

I hoped to take you in his boxes

that my mother will give me when she comes

back and said madam madam what did

you say madam you don't know

if he is from the woods or from the family with

whom we could leave the kid the

kid but yes I am the daughter of the

nanny from Vésinet I report the child has

not paid the alimony

there is indeed the father of the lady but without

pressure together we will cross or not

decided it is still the grandfather

or is it that he lives in Paris I believe

it is 23 or 25 at 27 rue

cardinet ah good and what's his name

we were waiting for it's something like

max langlois max max albums maxi loi

maximois maxime adam

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but madam sir my sixteenth right

we laughed to be only an idea it's me who's

going to go it will go faster you

see with you the great danger these

damned to leave you bacon with

me it will be fast so

yes if max et loire has its roofs in

roofs louis d'alors montguillon tatin

what are you doing the boss is

furious drags him for 15 minutes

but yes I'm getting off the train my old man but

you haven't said it a hundred times

but no I won't get there yet

yes yes it's perfect but no I wo

n't forget anything my age in the water so

I forgot halo futile hung up

I don't even know which hotel in

December Beijing

what is it again jean michel

hello sir sir max et loire

yes it's me with the sticks but

what is it but the grandson

my grandson

yes Mrs. Dubois it's good daughter-in-law

but yes she has a child and yes she's going to

raise her hand and why

but because your daughter your son-in-law

have gone on a trip so we thought of

you but what bull and so on

I've never taken

care of it well yes well there's nothing

you're inventing anyway I did my

errand and go goodbye

grandfather name of my little old man for

a plaque I see you you don't fall you

know you're leaving you took mousse home and has

changed a lot since one and that's me

that it's soon going to be crowded you're not going to

cry let's see mans let's see but you're

almost a little a now or

but you know 1 I'm going on tour and

ventura he wants people at the station yes

no woman no family no child

so I can't risk losing my

place

you understand say do you

understand me but what am I doing

well to be able to make you me it's duke

and even from the union station that you

reach the call sign of the orchestrated

ventura in a few minutes this

friendly formation and its leader

will drive towards the French Riviera to go

sell late at the jazz festival which

must take place in a week in

Monté that but I pass the word to a

possible go easy on the double bass

is fragile does not know him that it will

help in Algiers and the stupid clichés

it was what we do not if you spend

your time a few months the number of

artistic talents no but you do

not work a little of the Congo where that the

singer of our orchestra Philippe

Versa sharp and vice versa we

say me again for us we say that when you

sing do you think of all the women

you to one in particular to a single

brunette blonde married not yet s

indiscreet ask you her first name

Jacqueline what are the titles of your

new chances hello darling I

only love you

you are the only one in the world my heart

does not belong game murata you but

serodifferent putting you in

the interview of Philippe Hersant games

such as earth since I have that I was

the human Erguël

I am not one of the Helvians morning

you know my best soloists

and Philibert that I believe that you

represent my main

collaborators

but then and I am by principle

Alain Antoine Lacassagne our stage manager

and I add singer on occasion

accompanied certain evenings and

various instrumentalists in short the one-man

band of Ventura for Sylvie and me

in photography during

that Istres of Trimbach borrowed minutes

goes me defends himself and sheepdogs

on top of that

naturally the shoemakers are

always the worst shod

it is not worth being a member of the

board of directors of the SNCF to

be on wheels for which I am sorry

Mr. administrator of reading

left by the road as I was stupid

Luc you know well dad to turn it of

the migraine it is not worth being

vice president of the automobile club to

travel in game perfect I'm sorry

Mr. President I have some advice to

give you

yes Mr. Councilor find me

other credit cards right away but there is nothing left

unfortunately Mr.

Councilor

the song festival is taking us to the

crazy world it's not worth being

president of the French festival committee

to be so mistreated the president

believe me that these subjects your poor

mother will not sleep a wink of sleep

but the gift anywhere I tell you that

you will not sleep a wink of sleep

and that's how nowadays we throw away the

Chatenay Maillard I was head of

protocol since Metz the station master

cut out for the bar by identical ones we haven't

finished I looked for the days yes

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you a minute I wrote a

detective novel well you'd better skip

the detective novels

listen my darling I'm standing internship they

are Quebec because we

promised the chief not to mix

work and private life it's an art

Igor this is not the time excuse me

madam all the world in the train he

kisses here it is pretending

not to know me my president of perry

of evil

try to get down an instinct dijon I

have to talk to you

confidences it will not be easy he is

already furious and is delaying our

departure if these two that it is because of

you it will give a role of combat you will

put your address in monte carlo and

I will give you 62 francs sir

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he will take you the cimade and that max and

me and yet I called him 16

points and well he will take the plane of

the amade go by valeo take car and

well my dear listeners here that their

case will be ventura in full has just

climbed into the wagon in a few

moments the meadow will start the us

only remains to wish them a good

trip

thank you see you soon

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ahah

by their trainer

sir it is indeed my sleeping but

yes sir number so what is it that it is

a baby of course I

see it well but whose is it he

I don't know sir there's surely

someone who got into the wrong

compartment and is

looking for this child find out and know it

right away

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sorry to god for missing the train a bit

I just have time to jump in

the last car and come through the

corridors it's soon at one then tu and

tu a boss I'm going to explain to you

the hand raised late is not what's happening to

me it's what I know

look at these 2 may but well I'm going to

end up knowing that he's cute that he's

handsome what love there's a piece of paper

on his back the sentimentality

for mister ventura rhin for me yes

mister ventura I entrust my

child to you his father is one of the musicians in

your orchestra

until now I hid

the existence of this baby from him but now

I no longer have the means to raise him

have pity on him a mother in distress

but what does that mean then

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except nobody wants declared

philippe I swear to you that no boss

Edward, come on, boss, I'm married, there's

a reason,

it's surely not me, I can only have

good girls, gentlemen, your silence

condemns this child. As soon as we arrive,

we will hand it over to the authorities, and you

know what that means,

the chief assistant at too cruel

because you are still a few days old, the one

who today doesn't dare,

maybe tomorrow, tell you,

give me this baby, I will take care of it

personally. At one year old, for four

years, a man leaves is a Kombouaré object,

a bulky object, so generally their

edition that is announced,

I tell him, dad, mom, there is no one, gently,

Mr. Ventura, Thursday, Roger, all the

travelers, but no one has lost any

children, no importance, we know in the morning

that it really belongs to all

their funds,

a dressing, a very serious shareholder,

I'll talk to you right away,

what's the matter, you know me,

madam, it was me who came in the

evening with a friend, we were bringing a

baby to Mr. Max and Loire, I just

rang his doorbell for a quarter

of an hour, there's no one

there I absolutely have to take this

child back, why but because it's not

his? I got the wrong ghost, but

it would take too long to explain to you, a

Greek giant, this gentleman has left,

but he'll be back in two weeks, he

's in Monte Carlo with their piece, Ventura

took it away last year, well, yes, even he

wanted to entrust it to me,

but as I told him, I have to take

care of Bayssan Media and goodbye,

Miss

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Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, excuse me,

sorry, madam, you wouldn't have another

bottle 1 to help, please,

sir, I only have this one, but if

Mrs. Dugas, time, thank you, sorry, I'm if

you have extra diapers, we don't have any

for our baby, personal baba,

what do I know, you have

safety pins, but I

predict a very good, very very

good approach, so we type, does he have a good one, it's

the child, said miracle, you're not becoming a

bad blow, adorable, wouldn't you come

and that's all I'm telling you that it's

dangerous to leave it up there

dangerous I don't take my eyes off it

especially dangerous for the one

below was going to spend the month before

it's to me that the pope tells no

where he has more grass the quality

allow that by giving Europe did not

cry spiders or the residues if the

roofs of sports with your accent but he

had this little surprised guys here is a

bottle still having milk in it is

wet at the feeding I hope an

all-in pin hope to exceed the

approaches of jacky

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we did not have to change it for 15 days

at that it is resourceful and the

guy sardines in oil samba and my

caucus attract you

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for once that I am absent for

two days for once that I

tell you something deep of what

you made me unhappy or of the

moment of debit error even and had

the head but ended I know what I

say go it had to fall on

the children the precious on the case

I had sworn to velines and to add that

you tell me now what we know

to come no I don't know hold on I have

I'm going to tell you the police and that that

to burst it will not be no for

concerns my house and it's because you

found

damn pillory mom what do you

want me to do then in a row to

Monte Carlo by the first train comes

well time once disembarked that

Becerra approached second round has the

misfortune and you will take back the child so

that no one notices no no no

but I still did not lose the

place you realize for what you

earn as a typist you will

always find another situation and remember

well what I tell you where you come back

with the child where it is useless to

return to the sons yes and no

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Marie and Joseph Guinou Joseph Joseph

is a name of a butler Saint

Joseph a Chateaubriand

but it's music don't fall

ask for a rehearsal on the

terrace and we were looking for a first name for

the kid named I bet you

who is called Baptiste m it's a name

for a Marseille gangster what

would you say to André not named Marcel

moment Albert listen listen we're going to

let the kid choose his own

first name to me Baptiste

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sorry sorry I'm going to try too to

try I'm sure they're called

Nicolas Gillet Nicolas Montigny Konaté

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to

in don't do my little Nicolas it's you'll

always do two weeks of Corsica

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the world in place measures for there is what is it what is it what has

Nissim at the stars at Fos

that this c7 day Dino trombone excuse me

chief it's because of the little one who's sleeping

haha you saw that it's you doing it

announces each announcement month good and well

started

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and what's going on what's there

a roll and

cymbal bangs at the 8th measure excuse me

boss I thought it's a print

of mister max he doesn't drink and yes I

thought I was thinking about the future of this

child someone has to think

since the father doesn't think about it but we

heard thinking I don't think

I wonder what he'll do when he

's big well

when you've found you

would come and get me it's impossible

to repeat in such conditions

curious the boss but it's true what

max says it's very important that what

happens baby later when he

's big

we are always anxious about choosing

a career we can't

kiss him like we kiss our

grandfather it requires reflection

vocation conviction it's about

passes raise the donkey so

look we look we look looking looking

I know a

wonderful job I would even say an apostolate

in addition to that it's honorary I

found the money of our guys now

it's the job of the one who protects

honest people against marks or

ease and who moreover how to say I

support the widow and and let's talk about tread

eureka in boca lawyers standing copa lawyer

at 24 years old everything but not that everything everything everything

but not that a lawyer is black and

it's sad

I would prefer general general

domérat that all around we'll see that

I suggest rather dentist a donkey or sap

and roman will be a doctor it's

unhealthy he will be maybe not so

beaten traveling salesman or divers it

would be much more not your father an

acrobat no everything but not that

but not that you see well that he is an

artist he is made to sing the opera

he does not help you will be in the championship

costa not in our time you have to be

functional to no thank you there is

already surplus he will be

minispace it's not ordinary or

even president the republic of the basin

of everything but not that sports will exalt

his youth

so I take not boxing on the neck

but not that all all all but not that

if the boxers he will have to cash in

but

let's say man who goes out to the bankers this happy rich to the zombies cash maker or to the angels diack elevator boy and to the sisters it would be more correct to make him an archbishop all thanks to all at all but not that love is the most beautiful wealth so we must make him a

bacha

he will have like that exceeds women on

the arms us but especially

purchase

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not won

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auto measures of obama

couturier

binet

my dear sir if he simply made him

a musician all but not that out

loud eh well that's the last

job on terror but what do

you have this baby there is

forced labor with ray ventura

all all all but especially not

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attention child yes I know that we will

get hit centers and ashes

in water and india

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it's hellish

it's con tomato I'm tired of running

all over town after feeding him that

you would never be the first is washed

dirty hands

the second is smelling live the

third was too full I'm

doing you well that the next friend sees

Mrs. Bandinelli that she is Boussioux

Mangal I leave the little one but there are

no hands

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it's the canvas for me peace

now admit it in pain in

the lens go shut up give you a

slap Hilton the rights of all

math or I'm going to fall to the salamander by

hand not fed it's not a few

days you love to close yourself tcp there

many Chinese they think of Mr.

Gilles 12 of a people who are not me

I understood everything about the thought the axonais

there I plant you it's been six months that I

ask you the names of the godfathers by

the police

it's that the parents if it is then

found our rabbits dufner

it's not the dads that he misses he has

the 18th' down well give me the name of the

mother doesn't have a sea yet

well I don't agree I wo

n't leave this child here it's a

fact 1.5

you couldn't be Corinne what

is this story of childhood

at sea it's a foundling there the

sleepy in a pair of underpants he really has as well as

a cop is shown in your papers

it's that the buildings no

left them at the hotel Monday the shock

we came a little lightly how

beautiful it is it's Carlo Foudil nice it's a

lot yes we won't

come back on 20 to soon reach we

decline it

it's here you are on the report whose

agents are always very precise

Mr. René Walter but it is indeed

this children's home that your wife

entrusted your baby to two months ago when

he arrived in Paris to shoot his

film

so we must act quickly as soon as his

film is finished but the story turned to

Hollywood

how I must stay in Europe it's

the only way to prevent him from

winning the United States carried on me I'm

going there get ready

you want mister desire by the

nanny and me sir hello madam

I wanted to see the child that the

American star yes it stops you were

hanging on but who are you sir

I am a friend of the family yes

little Johnny he is out for a walk

ah good then I will wait yes sir

let me explain to you continue and there you are

before going home he has to go to the

doctor and then after he has to go

buy himself a deal then he probably has

a Christmas tree and partypoker

gentlemen you on avenue du ray

truth if it was his mother who came to

take his order and you guessed it

they are not hiding anything from me madam I

also learned something else

she is returning to the United States it is

possible she tells you the day of

her departure commented gilles marriage

sir I told you what I hope

no no no no no you see not said

what lra disputes and it is me who

hurt us it is indeed the arrival

Monte Carlo stocks and find out of

cash Venturin stop monitors

American children stop at your

favorable times Marine is at you wanted to send

me one and round

and well here I prefer the

French Riviera and I thank you for your life

Jean this gentleman

and Johnny he is not there no his mother took

him back it is indeed what I

feared that one reassures me I

ended up knowing where he is and where is he he

is in Monte Carlo with the orchestrated

Ventura in Montescot with their helmets

at the discounts and his son banking not

navigated Swissmem and Bill Belichick

during my year of all the NBA

watching you make way you walk alone to the

wonders baby molossers I turn to

more

desire of another it seems to us to

read this text a challenge stupidity has

limits and my patient

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so my little dove we play the

big one this idea seeing that this

poster my beauty says our little tapesar

yo my doll pretty bond too windy pretty

want you know what you're saying oh

no well there is the truth didn't know the

mediocrity of your film that puts you

in this state you had to learn

like me that your husband is in Paris my

husband like the first bra

said no that's not what worries me

I am quality that could find

almost impossible he is also safe

in Vésinet as if he is fit for the

Elysée Palace but I swear to you my

little pigeon has the hands so come the

film is almost finished you

only have a few scenes left it's sure

that she leaves almost nothing if you don't

believe me

call the nanny that's what I'm

going to do and then well but very quickly

your costume

I'm going to warn the set that the

tomato and trace the way to their models

to miss again the 123 in

Vésinet please in place I have

everything arranged she resumes the scene

barbed wire to him had asked the

lights

yes madam he came it's to think

nast I had to give in

yes

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town hall

know three points there

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listen to me from ombré taste me you

said by the kind of [ __ ] but also

a security that we Elysée Palace did

you say and well I advise you to

telegraph to the president that

households immediately why he

arrived a year he added you are bored

indeed he was kidnapped by who can

in husband to wet nurse confessed everything

launches an ambition what why

listen to you such kit crooks singer

gently my turtledoves gently

first I am not a simple little

crook without a heart on your impresario

and do not forget you must do everything it is

I who made you alone me alone

but if you also who had ruined my

happiness your happiness we spoke of pots

of happiness I think of your future

its freezing millions of young people

adore you because you symbolize in their

eyes innocence and purity

what would he say if I learned you are

married you are 24 years old and that you

have a kid of 22 and a half pounds I don't care

I want my children a month

I want to finish was finally happened

and louisette back in case of my

career my state but why my

tutor of rudi daman of state tells him

then move you I know too nervous

to drive

oh

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we no longer have a trumpet madam

good and well of us in front of her

finished the fats a year you wouldn't have

a little duck

I regret madam born for children

under two years old we no longer have

anything else but what is happening a

summer camp

we are surely madam hello I

thank you no madam no yoopa there

I would also have liked a park more park

and menouar still blurred no more black bus

so would you please show me a

little suede with pause we had too

different model we model free at

the hotel of Paris

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this cmh group to messi don't forget it oh

sorry sorry it's also the child's room

reason moreover not to make

noise and then the woody words get lost

in football importing flight outward or beautiful

band

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in silence I don't like to hurt myself

but what did you ask me the

nanny can't speak porridge and that's

more than ten times I don't know

what the fact

besides she doesn't say anything to me this

little one if the boss hired her when

she introduced herself what

more do you want the little clumsy one

oh my I know a baby not having

anything with there are too many people around

you are not there the office had been

minions hurts pleasure to go

immediately get another tray

Thursday another tray opposite another

tray

finally it gives current spoken in a tone is

small he is not a minion

for me it's the same thing isn't it

my little nicolas she is cute

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hello so the standard per month

room 343 it was the worlds hello hello

here or standard sir cars to

small all these gentlemen to go down

quickly in lol what is it

the dinos who presented themselves to the prince

the press in the living room but finally it is the

chief who misses and telephone who

calls us downstairs it seems that the prince

wants nozette presented the president

monaco was going to leave

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I don't know about the others know

that you will come back

you are free in the morning

early for a first little name the graffiti

the g canvas in canvas and it's my name and

you what are your names

puppets

that's good I will make you the song

a song for marinette seeker of

forgiveness she prince via the prince of

monaco it is you who made us

call for the presentation

decidedly gentlemen this child

goes to your head

she is led my love it is you who

are right you

open horizons

that bed of new joy yes my love

but testifies the worry I will share

also yes my love it is you who are

right so that in all seasons

the sun and acer but good always

like a heartbreak with a single destiny

I have a good idea to bring my

tape recorder like that I could see us

listening all day

now in my bath in the evening in

my bed we were waiting I still have a word

to say that your alarm clock

wake up my love it's your fiancé

who comes to pick on your lips

your first sheep to me my philippe to

dori you are the man of my life

if you want to take advantage of the wali and free

to you thank you

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hey hey hey boat it's mister city to

take in hands dirty holiday we to see

the other day and look where the

next

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vaguely talk about our plans to my

parents it looks good

finally I spoke about it at one point but

as she doesn't hide anything from dad is there

not supporting him a good shot a

jazz singer never a chatenay

maillard can only be at the end of an

embassy counselor after makes the

first flash or at least a

goncourt prize but listen sir but not

a castle in my daughter is 10am and john

holmes

yes my love it's dad who's right the

reason the soup isn't very good

later you'll have fries eat my love

pretty pain in the neck cute good heavens what are they

announcing bacon yes

my love you're the one who's right you have

a pig's head

only there are limits eat my

love yum yum I'm reading porridge it's

awfully

moldy I have the impression that the room of

drops

maybe well who summoned it they have to

break the crust

they prefer to break our ears

yes my love you're the one who's right that's it

he has a leak

yes my soul with talent right to be stubborn

but I'm not going to make you defeated

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yes

my love you're the one who's right

for my arm

the horizon

filled with joy us

yes my love but the

re worry I want to share too

yes

my love

who's right

although

seasonal

the ground

sparkles

but good always like

love

with its destiny

2 will

quickly have a family

I want a little boy first I

prefer a little girl born why

talk about everything we will be there

yes my love it was you who was 11 years old

I want lots at home at least a

dozen

yeah

and like him we will

both have more we

I

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what does he have but what does he have

he has especially that he doesn't like that what

he needs this club says it from the foscao Carlos

go ty the compote digit lemon why

not him at qunu time you know

nothing about the sphere of life of all the

doctors the angop drink his

mother's milk can still not give him the

breast no leave morning

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this mud

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yes my love it's you who is right

you are so cute especially when you

take out

my love mouse of our stories it's

you who had

oo

we owe each other

e

ah yes

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at your service madam high level

can be on the same floor as my

analyses its favor I regret sir

but messi part she did not go down

to the hotel in Paris

but you had a good laugh ventura at your place

mister ray ventura and his whole

orchestra then put me everything

pleaded I love music

I point out to you that these gentlemen have

with them a baby who makes a lot of

noise

I love children very well mister

taché know under what name my wife such a

tool yes madam the necessary was

done

not you there is for me today he

signs at vatra a moment arm thank you

it is understood madam yes I would have for

this evening if someone asks me I went to

find the musician the swimming pool well

managed then riveted on justice taste of

wafers delighted to know you treiber

you came to give some concerts

on the French Riviera no I am on

vacation

I do not have another opportunity if you

imagine that it is easy everything has not

yet found a way to take

the child but my listening to me finally it is

quite naturally mademoiselle and went

up because mademoiselle is having fun runner

but well I know what I am saying finally

manage yourself arrange yourself as you

wish but if they are the children of

tomorrow morning at the latest well well I'm

going to try again precisely in condition the

track in while they bathe

I hope to be able finally beautiful kid

and yes that's it

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to

and there attacks do not approach

too close to the pool songs but do not

move too far either no

gentlemen but you do not beg what

we like and which finally finally I

still have the right to give you

some advice to treat us and if I

told you that this child is mine it

is not very fast and I was told I

told you that it is the child in

the American with the name there

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so marine is not good really if

we look at the north me you will be able to

recognize the child

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marinette the little beast who sees

worse than he will kill me I

already knew said marine is instead of taking

care of other people's children

you would not like to have one of your own

then anthony he It takes two for that 2

country music at eight months I mean

in front of Mr. Mayor Mr.

Priest

that's a lot of people that for me for

these things I can do to imitate them

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but because at all costs to come

follow finally the good gives us xf

it's very good for the grandchildren

[Music]

and finally is someone of these

certificates the bees are

wonderful these boats don't have the

deposits easy hakim does not apply law

accepted to this evening to this evening heard

Antoine bosses gathered

me everyone there is not you to his threat he is and you saw with whom I have names listeners the concert performer and do you know what he asked me that we were going to play this evening aboard his yacht he is giving a big evening and in your

name I accepted and pippin baby then

the child who must keep the child the

drop of good jokes marinette

marine and marinette

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[Music]

so and there we tiger at this pace it's

not yet tomorrow go either at

Vésinet I tell you go to yes I

am here for an extremely

important matter and which does not leave me a

minute of respite just now at pardon

excuse me is this the want to see I would have

preferred from your site mines moselle

you do not lose the town that is to say

that I do my best listen to the

hard blow you succeeded chabrat beautiful char morning only

one remains the web I will put the

price that it will take and while there that we

have recovered I will take care of the boss ah

no miss no no mister

philippe pays him 1 is not there all

these gentlemen are on board a rape

tweet gives a concert but there is a

message for you ladies message

for me at yes inept

or it is splendid weather have I

think until the end of the month

yes with dad and mom tired nice

at the hotel bar me and that I pass by

the debit while waiting I bet you before

a vision that jacqueline will not feel

this evening on my father says janine

especially the story reminded he heard himself

I'm very quick

jacqueline tonight no tonight I have a

migraine

I think they were going to bed

charming party animal my darling don't go out

and now I bet you just one moment

all of mink that she will come out anyway

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oh

we were coming back

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marinette if antoine de croy

but yes I simply helped the

musicians brought back ledesma on the yacht

and but what are you doing the

little one has the corridor a suitcase

my word you go to the mausoleum just

take a little bit manage the air with a

suitcase to the girl of the air you want to

read you will do me the pleasure of

putting them to bed seven little ones but reaches 20

to the others but what is it

it's fishy all that is fishy

certainly despite everything telling you that I

hope so these open doors it

sounds serious I want to know the whole

truth

and well there it is this child it's

mine what are you saying you are

baptiste's mother m yes and the father is

surprised to hear or yes I had

hoped that he would declare himself and good his

silence and his indifference is carried

no don't despair little one the name does not get

dirty go right away if I

told you you wouldn't believe thank you

I'm talking to you I swear I will drink

ccc it's tight ventura have when the

parts

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go go maybe you are not I

am here I like to sort all that out yes I

believe hold

on we are going to make a big decision

you your future and a large glass of

cognac for the present

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sir yes you only have this child

well I explained to you miss no

I live next door then the child cried

I am open what they had and

now I take him back to his nurse

thank you sir you don't give yourself

pain very quickly my darling

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oh no oh my poor little treasure who

would really need a mom dad yes

dad what are you doing here in

this hotel room that looks like a

bazaar buyers if nose with a child

in his arms

well you don't see I came to take care

of this baby during the absence of his

peers what I mean his father who

was a gala what father what guy there are not not

part of the orchestrated

ventura his male cats m I mode it

and his mother who is his mother where was the

mother you are not going to tell me that it is

the child of your singer of charm match

is to you who sang it the romanche

if dad it is our child I do not care

unhappy and kuching I do not like to

play the noble father but I have

difficulty imagining in a role of daughter

mother that you like it or not of abbas

this child your grandson and you dare to

say that to my face I had you rich and

besides if you think that I am going to

give my daughter a head of ing bank

first rolled him known and morning but

it is very simple I litany but where did

you meet ventura at the

flea market in fatwas and you promised

marriage like everyone else you had to get

married because good and better and you

let down imperceptibly hf to the

research

I would never have that of this

fault go marinette I will

repair in his place I take you with

the little what talent I am in love with

you but especially at the time yes it is in

london england I knew it mercher

remember me as I insisted

on staying there six months you were even to

fade

no I was not angry I should not

good that a young girl stays so

long and I do not know I was

right besides

but you always told me travel

broadens the mind I do not have the

temperament

aipac the account of a [ __ ] of the bayards

besides I do not believe a word of

all at history go back home

immediately to the east

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well well now you are going to

go back to the price of your child in

your

huge room no longer move especially not my

opponent it's a secret a chrono 2

baptistery game to tell me their

children of the relay now I

bring it back to saint louis it's you

arrived thank you for your kindness and

what he gets involved in that one

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if the breeze suddenly intoxicates me

it's when I have you

if it seems to you that time

my hand

it's that I have you

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and

carney this paving stone

and it's for me

where the supreme joy

has

on earth

its turn m jo

love itself

no

inall

hamon

it's strong the trace more jada

as much of it

always

like a long

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soissons

to all the chalets

be

against my mail to

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important

togame

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what does it matter

maybe

m

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if I seem to you that you put my hand

these columns

these guys there you listen to the night which

changes

quoting

sicav and 100

between them

no matter my sisters and rose who months

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I

[Music]

so much and I didn't think I'd finish

for your next crisis of melancholy

come back month we will send pick up

gentlemen you are we are

having fun in Monte Carlo but precisely

I am looking for a game I have been to all

the hotels and his power or Miss

Paris did not want bad and as my

child came all that no no no of

course

me what I can assure you is

that your wife is not a bad

guy did on some held the

sail is from now on I will do without

your services

yeah young Maghrebis Melissa so I

beg you sir but it advances

that with this Cuban would force the

movie stars the slap by night or bad

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all that it is but on his part the

scholar Walters distribute

autographs well my little one we will

ask them to us as well give the key

the future if I was well

sorry everyone no not in the

tire not like my little Nicolas when

he will have agreement

yes I arrive chief there is there it is they

call me

no no no that the story is good the

10.1 in Levis I'm going and I'm

waiting for you in the casino gardens

but what am I going to tell him

your father is the same chance as

me he might kill me but no no

you by the customers and the girls but hey

it's good I'm going to God but then

in my child to God father of my baby

ah well I'm less sure of that

be persuaded sir that if this boy

did something stupid he will be the first to

want to repair it but I don't want

repair

now what do you want

I don't know anything enter

Philippe I think it's time I

introduce you to Mr. Chatenet Maillard

I learn something that I can't

believe his daughter and you you would have yes

boss then the child of the sleeping would be

yes not too much but after how could you

lie to that extent I couldn't

leave him salty I was afraid I was

afraid that you would take our singer

so you understand you allow that

I get involved buys little

family scenes about by the months a little

of yours I name I am an orphan you

already have better with you me people

it is very acceptable is there

only to canon in your

family or failing that a substitute

no but I have an uncle who prison director

Jérôme and mister Léger end I speak

when one dares to raise the eyes on a

fall of the Mayas one makes oneself worthy of it one

explores and the counter is still

virgin

one dives into the heart of the stratosphere one

violates a peak that it accessible to

anything but when days at least

one speaks of you in the figaro or in

the world where there is a very kind word

for me to sign it world also holds to the

nahd method that you are one day

my type admitting

that you are one day my type where do you want me to place you when I will receive for dinner the pasha of Marrakech or the governor of the bank of France where do you want to tell me or not not even at the end of the table and sir I do not

ask you anything know without seducing is a

great name of France and then an abortion I

know I haven't seen not taken

we would dodge Henry Race or four

names game no it would be too easy you

would marry only Jacqueline if I

wonder that Star then yes and can we

know the name of voting - while

I have my daughter I receive doubt theirs

mayor of London and the Archimandrite of

Missolonghi perfect month perfect perfect

I see that everything was planned I prefer to

withdraw

I will let you know my decision

shortly I hand it in the meantime I

promise you not to leave the principality

and music of yesterday at the disposal

of justice

well you have and pretty

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it's a pretty baby isn't it sir

that the opposite would surprise me I am a

grandfather really but me too

how curious that she rated 1 on the

maternal side impossible the place is

taken to you surprise me if you have the

pretension of being the grandfather is

finally it can only be on the

paternal side talent of the on my father's side, the

grandfather died at the pardon I had

completely the eyes of my wife no

sir I think you are mistaken

about his great-great-uncle the

ironmaster and the mouth of this crisis at

hiolle of phibro each cows harnessed

maillard I would take him sir I

beg you to leave his children he is

mine no I am that of my daughter no

sir not mine but there it is not to

leave him alone mathieu

I cannot

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the aja is what is happening there this gentleman

take my child sorry my name I

recognize you when you turn on my

wife to put this child in a wet nurse

or pretend not to know his father

then bought best

honorary president of pigeon shooting commissioners

of the Monte Carlo rally is a

benefactor member of the friendly

police officers of the principality

respect sir president

to the paper little nicolas just want I

roll rige Thursday antoine antoine brézac

to antoine gather all your comrades

we finally know who is the father of

the child

is very nice weather it's chic

and what's wrong with you nothing what do

you have to look at me like that I

'm happy very happy well we

acquired the board for one what are

you saying a madman from Korea named

Chatenay Maillard he stole the kid

saying that he was his grandfather

and so there is over there it's the truth what he

is the grandfather one

obviously since he is the father of

Jacqueline and Jacqueline admitted to

being the mother of the child 5 moon but

perfectly also you will lose the

pleasure of gathering all these toys

and transporting them to Philippe's room

but why Philippe but

why Philippe but because

Philippe is the father but it's

impossible it's a joke no leave

me everything burana donald month is not going to

complicate everything but then Marinette and

the mas lied

Marinette Marine is confessed to me this

enemy that she was the mother of the small

but it's impossible it's a joke

now listen to me I'm going to

tell you everything me you the farm marine and she made

fun of you no obviously you

'll see

but what are we going to see and yes what

stung my grandson and

friends doubt your word hiller the whole

truth

come on the truth well I lied

ah yes it's jacqueline who invented

sabourin you are our marriage so

I had to say as she's

ahead I apologize to you

mister ventura but bono mayor since

I tell you that it's marine and the sea

these funds at home you are all crazy

there is only one mother boss and I

know her well since it is now

he moreover the romper marine is

my daughter marine and nappez in date years and

supporting these tappings of max his

papers

you will not rest m go well the

banks have lasted that I will leave my

little nicolas in vain to get married

each year bring moreover we do that

want go pick him up on Monday with

joy Saturday before a match

he was so busy the baptistery

that the mustard like a greeting my license

and well me the mustard I'm starting to

get fed up what I'm learning we

saw the Lensois them you're falling well

no explain you explain to me well

yes marine said to mister ventura what was

confessed to me this following night

on she knows very well that I am the mother

how do I know and the father mister van

durable it's probably better than

anyone

I leave you I think it's

preferable

she takes me away from minutes but

discretion

finally what does all this mystery mean

and then there I'm going to tell you everything the

father of my child is fn but well of the

club it's antoine antoine don't scold him

mister ventura he didn't want to

say anything before our marriage he has so much

you are bath and it's well done to me that one

but by denis him mister

ventura and jean tanneau fashion

currently that those deposited the baby

in the clipping royer forced to

go better it fell me but

now everything is arranged to find you

I don't want to be a bother for you anymore

so if you don't mind I

returned to Paris with my child

excellent idea at war to big

speeches I will be the godfather only

as for Marine is she decided to

return to Paris with your Batista bomb

so reserve her at 6 pin for tomorrow

also she will not be there for the first

day of the festival that an important

vis-à-vis yes and then like that you

will be much more peaceful to compensate

for yes if someone asks me I am at the

festival committee

well it is he who sends you to Paris

yes they prefer given his situation of a

game like not but but why did he

say Tom Baptistery well it is because

I told him to bathe you so he

sacrifices himself

he is low but the little one I will

never give him back for me either Antoine

adds swears Marinette

[Music]

is here but why can't you let

me come with you leave it cheaper I

tell you I want them to believe that I

am the father and I want to tell him I'm

the father, we're talking grandfather

since she's my daughter and yes, but yes, she

's your daughter, you don't believe me, I

feel that you don't believe me, by Messi, he's

Marinette's child and you're

Marine's father, is it okay, so do

n't move, say if I'll bring the little one back to you

in a moment, when I think that you're

doing them, your child at Beat, everyone from the

forecourt of the bank's hunting grounds, could have

still spoken to your mother about it at the

game, time after Valentine, don't grumble,

delayed game, what's done is

done, and you, and what's his name,

this little Baptist, Nicolas Giant, we'll

call him Gontran, Seraphin Bernardin,

and I'll ask my brother Olivier to

baptize in a secret committee, this little

blond head, it came too soon, in fact,

I didn't think a grandmother, Sylvie,

quickly and well, such was the motto of Tranquil

Tranquil and returns to the

Hundred Years' War, supported, detained at Crès, Monsieur

Philibert wonders if Monsieur can receive him

when the wise man for the names of the pilots

madam I apologize with all my heart

but when you know what

happened we will not ask you for

details

because of your sir on the cradle

of this child no fact the next the

president of the municipal council either

I am really sorry made as for the

730 cases from where they were entitled

to expect from them but 730 friends relations

and will be able to July

on the other hand it will save you a

lot of sugared almonds we have gone to

rally young man is correct and your

own in the face of the nation

first that I wanted to do esteem

take back my child vote of your

child

I am for the moment this child does not have

a father but he fortunately has a

grandfather and that he keeps

but in our family sir we do not admit

the same to go

let him go sleep in peace and follow

me to the current exchange did not pass go

up you do not have TV it is the

principle but it is no longer possible

we found the real mother she brings him back

to Paris so listen in 5 minutes

under my window from a garden I'll

pass you the baby okay I'll stop

[Music]

and now a little on the inter and let's

think about practical things

you must certainly be saying to yourselves so

when are we going to talk a little about the dowry

me sir I produce everything I know what

I'm saying and I say it straight but

sir not a penny to tchimou trade it had

taken place according to the rules of the

norm and decency sir

once again I'm not asking you anything

of course and you intend to provide for

my daughter's needs with the eighteen

thousand francs a month that you must

earn but mister jean earns 150

thousand one hundred and fifty but yes that each

two Belgians have to coo

cliffs and I know well paid to

mister ventura it is to resume being the

talents ah yes then my little one you

will live with us and on the 1st of each

month you would pay me 100 thousand francs

for the upkeep of your medal I would

gladly put but sir I no

longer hold gold my daughter nor goodbye

sir to have jacqueline in our

world sir we don't lower the hand

of a young girl

ah yes it's true well to the point you are

shaking the cage is good

marguerite escorted sir before

bowing goodbye sir so you don't have

the little name but in a

minute they will throw it out the

window by the afl was fine

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watch out for traffic jams and papa sow 1

[Music]

my little nicolas who although there is

e

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[Music]

he is all choice

[Music]

thank you he you are sure to be able to

bring them the child as if you already had it

only you have to do it quickly in

a few hours it will be far I

thought I was at the service rudy that is to say that

this gentleman did not know how to recognize

my professional qualities I prefer to make the

most of it game against how much one

million one hundred and fifty is agreed but

you recover the child learns you will

have it it is neither tomorrow morning at the

latest to redo

[Music]

melissa melissa let's be happy

never again no one could

blame me why are you going to

say to yourself down there lord you hear her

to pierce me with her arrows

she chooses the moment I'm going to

bring her child back to her but he will take back

rudi but where when in a few hours

he will be in your arms again you

are my love but you have to manage better

that you will end chum without story

I will never be able to enough mag was the

opposite also about the guy I

bribed me it's expensive

how much at one million five hundred thousand didn't

want me to walk when it comes to

the life of a teacher poulos you go a little

strong very quickly a little exaggerated to you

know him but said that it's my southern side

when it comes to numbers I have a little

action so how much without accent 1

million 250

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sorry mister ventura do you want to

sign a 10e the valenciennes there

I had a pen I will be your evening it

will be yours in ten minutes

okay but I don't see your

musicians a sound certainly drinkable

to the time by your it's a ball in

Japan believe here I could you so

pin luxury as for a woman of the

world

and you baptiste and are very wise and

let sleep thomas mas and tonita

mom who will make miss my wedding

yes we go marine is locked up her travels

and hurry up the boss denis was looking

everywhere the talent tells her ca

n't play that we at the festival it's a

9 iron has anyway your address in Paris

it's hard in the center you don't have a

home also le havre but I

gave cous you maybe not as soon as I

return I have the papers established us

that at the wheel and I would tell you well in

Paris you know with us rather than

going to the festival had a good trip

[Laughter]

yes I arrive in but well goodbye

my little digitized to marinette

he is reached

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add then you you and you the

defendants aventura mall and twaron except

in the penal colonies year we try to

catch up with the trio nice

[Music]

Oh

well my man you gave me a

hard time about you but don't put you come back b

collection

to us two my little one

so you think that you are going to

let yourself go with my kid madoff

idiot I must explain to you why

but it is not him it does not take my

little one my grandfather's heart knows very

well that it is my little nicolas to this

year if you give him a poster there it

was too much it is too late

I ask you to give yourself a woman

you meddle with such beautiful because do not

see eat theirs and

mobilize the pedals

I wanted to keep but you are not to

entrust this baby to just anyone

[Music]

a tile is him there is max and loi who

took the train with the big breasts and the

others place her in pursuit but

you did what there I am there with a

soft hat who carried a little baby

for madame you see your and gert

leads us

[Music]

Amélie here is the comic strip we go there

[Music]

ah yes

[Music]

so we have beautiful the lensois king

[Music]

to

[Applause]

[Music]

to film suit ventura arouses you you

should already be on stage I know it

well but what do you want I

do with three musicians instead of 20

so you did not compete good good

so I make a shock announcement no and

we tell courage guys I have the idea

without vidal game will pass on last

disc and we will pretend to

play pts tomorrow

I think of the drums at the start that

is good

[Music]

and I could feel with nicolas

luckily that you arrived by

car for him but because of you

what is your courage we pass

to the dirty hands have good so turn

you arrive in summer time yes hello hello

here radio monte carlo the meal are

the antenna at the jazz festival 1 listen to

ray ventura and his full makes the head

[Music]

it seems that they do because years

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2

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great this corner is the magnitude that it

deserved

[Music]

okay

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no

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1

oh

to

[Applause]

[Music]

1

oh

[Applause]

[Music]

youri

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[Applause]

no

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e

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breeze

it's when I entered

until this adventure with such a pretty

blouse if I seem to you that turns in two what is it

no but I sing or I repair

it's not

only

rage following month

on your lips without stopping

[Music]

human love

quite other

e

[Music]

and well then world browning

you are waste you have the money

there I was followed

what is it the turns of

cup at 150000 the baths be satisfied

of 35000 consider yourself lucky I do

n't report the police and it's a

scam

[Music]

[Applause]

what off-cash ventura in the name not for

the canning for footbridges

the orchestrated ventura come to finish it is

not for the plumbing again

[Applause]

a beautiful balloon is good for thank you

gentlemen all failure we have an

excuse noise the left okay but it is

stolen from us finally they listen to me and we

must notify the police listen but we do

not do everything to the same model a

crazy story what tiger bouquet canal

j louge but I have a show and

chic or else get out don't stay there

judge ventura I am in the car to

claim my comrade do you want to

trigger the most visible at the terminus

re days of the big bosses that we must

immediately notify the police

wimax is right then I police station

you others at the hotel of paris

perfect who could have brought this child to

paris his mother mathieu chabert magic

will not have left for paris champagne but

your empire but no you can't

understand

I'm not looking for a party gentlemen I

can explain everything to you there because they

eat less well scared but I

regret to tell you that this baby is indeed

Melissa's by her the star of

6 violence including and here are the

chains that I confiscated the moment

was agreed on the price ah yes and if

the mother who buys back her own child

we would all be taken for

fools no madam louise hold on you

want to draw nice to take

care of this child but the hanging

that they wish to go it's

fine

mister loyal and injuries and gentlemen

here it is about your ad nicolas

baptistery nicolas it's my baby that was

stolen in the train bc yes I

recognize it I do the city balarabe plays

precisely brigade and we come to file a

complaint for child abduction and boissy

la mer so you are the husband this

little one

but what do you want but you do

n't see lyon it was controlled us but

what is this child doing in a

police station deceiving we were

told that he was nicolas

[Music]

it seems to me so first of all who are you

sir I am sir chief of the Mayans

I was just coming to file a complaint for

child abduction and disappearance of

my daughter I have the joy at the same time as

the regret to say to find both of

you at your place at the let's see let's see let's not

complicate if I understand correctly

you declare to be the grandfather of seven

children

naturally it seems to me that his joy

but you are all crazy there is only one

grandfather and it is me and it is he who

kidnapped mopipi advanced I tell you

it is us launches then according to you you

would be the father of this young person

menon brigadier of this one it is

however the one there who has just been

designated as being the mother of the child

well said listen to me whatever the

shame that I feel to admit it the truth obliges

me to say that the mother of the child is

none other than my daughter his daughter well

what is there like singly then

you recognize madam or miss

you recognize miss to be the

mother of this baby no I am not the

mother of the baby at you ask forgiveness dad

but I have never had a child listen

brialy or tired by my parts we are

talking about it is a mother only one a vries

and marinette and well marinated marinette

hours come to the end British bitter metal

go what he had to you are to do

on the part and what is wrong with you an

imbecile and there she is you can

question her no it's okay I know what

I did good then you declare under

oath that you are the mother

of seven children

this beautiful attention under

oath it is serious

you risk prison is yes then he

went

well yes and well

and well no I am not the [ __ ]

it is a madhouse to brighten up game

but to tell you that this child has

never paid for it by day of the dead and there you go

all the story boss if I didn't

tell you anything if I was scared you would take

another battery you believe me

now no no but then what do

you need proof you could have

blood tests done

we'll see like that if the strike I

take her place it's funny

yes what is that a lady who is

waiting for you in the small living room

a lady Madame Dubois from Paris where my

daughter boss

my daughter is there you want proof

you go see her

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Germaine I hear her against Seville

yes for a very long time

[Music]

so

you don't kiss your and listen pope

listened we found your letter when we came back

from the provinces but and Emile and I didn't

understand anything

so like your son-in-law with ten days of

vacation we went to the nanny

if we came down here with the

van then it's better

he is well who don't kiss

quantify let's see dad it's Nicolas you

recognize him well Nicolas but then

but then who does this one belong to

olé

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combats their acquired knowledge feeding on whom

this infant

is the question we ask on

television if his parents recognize it is

not understood lost who will give us

breizh it will be returned to them when

people are negligent it is crazy what they

forget

yes but still a little one finally it is

not an umbrella to arrive story

how did he get bread seven children

were out for me it is a mystery

audi we can never teach anything to the

kids what they had will be all the

countries

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he came in a fashionable cabbage

fashionable

he came in a fashionable cabbage from

our country but for the girls

my god to find something else too when

they open their eyes

she sees the grid

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there are also other madly

intrepid babies who think that aviation

is much faster

I have the impression that your instruction

is very superficial I am going to give you

some notions of sex education at

all but not that toto but not that

after that it sounds first of all proof

how do you do to be a dad the

drawings and sketches and the dots on the

i's come here to that here

besides the question is not there

it is because they do not dare a sorting there is

one thing that we do not know who therefore

that it was his father perhaps that it is

in Scotland that this little baby was born

then he will surely be precocious it will be necessary the

terrorism

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we would rather like that his father damn

citizens Spain his first word in this

case would surely be because there

those sky to pump the water

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[Applause]

sam placed under the hall in the nose ouch ouch ouch

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[Applause]

to

he has a clock in the stomach thus

therefore that his father is Swiss

then we will not find them wanted

what diplomatic incident if the stop of the

Russian for father then too bad he is

rustic the gong the rice others

to

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there

but

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1

there

it is

always to lead

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and perhaps even

m

group open

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the hotel

[Applause]

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if it were a Neapolitan there would be no

more mystery or that's how one fine

morning he would have lost his organic bread

noviny from my mother

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but my love and Belgian you Breton

Roman d'anoual and in Hungarian or

Monegasque speaks my love

because in any case it's you who is

always right

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the Russian in

the authorities

mildew

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tron

Toulouse and Macquet little things to

all pink 10 months

how much you love me

but not been a grandmother for a long time

if it were up to me I tell him I

for

yet to see

what is he at least play bridge I have

the balls

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both in dark

the wisest

I bet it's you who comes out without

sasson

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