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Previously on Kidding...
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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I said you've had a minor stroke.
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- Astronotter is getting on that rocket!
- You want Astronotter?
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Give me one more day a
week with my daughter.
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An aide brings them to the bus stop
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and they wait until they forget
why they wanted to leave
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in the first place.
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Please remain calm.
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Thank you for visiting "Pickles on Ice."
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It's all my fault.
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It's all my fault.
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I broke her throat, Dad.
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- I... I broke Tara's throat.
- Of course not.
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Stupid dick-nose piece of shit.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
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What?
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What the fuck?
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You fuckin'...
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What the fuck? Oh, my God!
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I almost got a plate number.
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Are you guys okay?
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We're great, Jeff.
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We're great. We're great.
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We're so motherfucking great right now.
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We're the best! We're so good!
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Fuck you!
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- I ran as fast as I could.
- Oh, yeah?
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Are you gonna catch the guy?
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Are you gonna tell him to
take a calm me down breath?
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You gonna teach him to read?
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I think it'd be safer for you guys
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to stay at Dee Dee's with me.
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You're the one they wanna hurt.
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You're the one who is talking
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to their children in the
middle of the night.
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Nobody is safe around you.
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Is that a ring?
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Go away.
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- Congrats, pal.
- Thanks, bud.
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- I'm just gonna...
- Jeff!
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- I swear to Christ.
- Yeah.
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Where's the sitter?
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I sent her home. It was getting late.
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You used the stove.
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Is there another way to make risotto?
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You should be in bed.
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You know I can't sleep without Dolores.
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You named your axe Dolores?
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After Dolores Claiborne.
It's my favorite axe movie.
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It's a hatchet.
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Why can't you just let me live?
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Here.
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Go to sleep. Blade side out.
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I know how to sleep with an axe, Mom.
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Wow.
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Grandpa teach you how to make this?
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No, Dolores did. She's from Tuscany.
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Thanks for dinner.
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I don't know what I'd do without you.
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If you really want Astronotter back,
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I can give you some advice.
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Sure.
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Just ask yourself...
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what would Grandpa do?
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Dad?
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You keep sleeping.
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I won't let anything happen to you.
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How long have you been sitting there?
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Go back to bed, Jeffrey.
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When the gun goes off,
then you can wake up.
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I'm sorry I put you
all in this situation.
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The world is full of lunatics
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who think the world is full of lunatics.
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None of this would've happened
if I hadn't fired you.
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You can't really fire your father.
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If he can't protect you from yourself,
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he'll protect you from everyone else.
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I'm still sorry I did it.
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Don't you worry about me.
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I'm having a social summer.
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In fact, your mother and I
are taking a long vacation.
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What's that mean?
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She and I went through a rough patch,
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but we've recently reconnected.
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Bags are packed.
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We're leaving tomorrow morning.
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Where? I'm not sure yet.
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The unknown, I guess.
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I don't think Mom can travel right now.
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Hold that thought.
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Made you an egg tart
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for that squishy, squishy
tum-tum of yours.
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Oh, damn thing's on the fritz again.
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That quiche should've
set a half hour ago.
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Dad, why don't you come sit down?
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Sit?
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I'm gonna have to lay
on the goddamn floor
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and start that pilot light.
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Dad, it's not a real oven.
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You don't have to tell me that.
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I wanted a Thermador,
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but your mother, she just
microwaves everything.
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Did you glue these drawers shut?
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They're not real drawers,
Dad. They don't open.
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We're on the set.
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What?
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What the hell is this?
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Where are we?
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Where'd the wall go?
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I had photographs on that wall!
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Where's the wall, Jeff?
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Where's the fucking wall?
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There used to be a wall there.
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And a door and a window!
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Come back, Dad.
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- I'm fine.
- Come back.
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I'm gonna get you an ambulance.
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No, don't do that. I'm fine. I'm okay.
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I think it's just a toothache.
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Hi.
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Did you make an Oops last night?
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She did.
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That's why she takes Plan B,
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the number one gynecologist recommended
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morning after pill.
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Oops as Directed.
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I mean, is "cinema"
too strong of a word?
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Because to me, this is cinema.
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Ah, she's early.
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Come on.
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Dee Dee, welcome.
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Oh, this is Amber, my female girlfriend.
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We need to talk about Astronotter.
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Oh, it... it's not a good time.
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You said to come over.
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I know. I wanted you to see the house.
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It's big, isn't it? For a house.
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We need to talk about Astronotter.
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We already had that discussion
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and I said it wasn't going to happen.
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Blake Griffin was there.
The... the sports person.
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- How is that relevant?
- It's not.
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- Blake Griffin is a friend of mine.
- Hm.
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I have an offer for you.
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You can't afford me.
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Still... you'll wanna hear it.
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Which brings us to the revised terms
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for the division of communal assets.
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My client will forfeit Astronotter,
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an intellectual property so
valued at $21.4 million...
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... Snagglehorse,
intellectual property value
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of $18.2 million.
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Ennui Le Triste, with an
intellectual property
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value of $26.1 million.
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Uke-Larry, $29 million.
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Thump-Thump, $9.4 million,
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and The Oops, $12.4 million.
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And per our terms,
my client, Mr. Perera,
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forfeits his rights
to the aforementioned
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intellectual properties and in return,
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he will be granted sole custody
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of one, Maddy Perera.
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Yes, that's right.
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What do you want me to do?
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Say something.
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Say something, please.
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Say something.
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Say something. Say something.
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Say something.
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What happened to the Lamborghini?
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You're the Lamborghini.
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Can we also have a Lamborghini?
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I'm gonna see you all the time.
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On the weekends... most weekends.
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Previously agreed to weekends.
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As well as two weeks during
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Celebrity Cruise Lines Pride at Sea.
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Can you bring Dolores when
you come to Daddy's house?
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Well, that's up to your father.
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Go ahead, Deirdre. Give her the axe.
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Love you, Lunch Bug!
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Was it the risotto?
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Yeah?
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What happened?
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I spoke to the neurologist.
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- Yeah?
- He had a stroke.
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He isn't...
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He's not, uh... speaking.
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They don't know if he's
gonna be able to come back.
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But...
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but I need to talk to him.
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I need... I did it.
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I made... I made it happen.
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I did it. I fixed it.
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I gotta go get Will.
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You want the end of this?
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I spoke to the guy who got Phil's lungs.
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I'm never smoking anything again.
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So are you gonna meet the lungs
in person, like the eyes?
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Or... are lungs better over the phone?
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We're staying in a hotel for a week.
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My mom says I can only go
to the school and hotel,
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so I definitely can't go see
the guy who has Phil's lungs
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and I definitely can't take
my girlfriend out anywhere.
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You should make out with
her at the aquarium.
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That's where I treat my
seasonal depression.
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It's the dolphins, man.
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Their sadness eats my sadness.
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For your kiss breath.
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Who are you?
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I'm Jeff Pickles.
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There was an old Jeff Pickles,
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but now it's time for a new one.
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That's me.
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The old Jeff lost his way when
your mom killed your brother.
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Then she divorced him,
started seeing another man
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and that broke him completely.
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Your mom, she's a nurse.
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She took the Nightingale Pledge.
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Do you know the Nightingale Pledge?
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It goes like this...
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I will abstain from what is deleterious.
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Do you know what deleterious means?
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It means... harmful.
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And unfortunately,
your mother is very harmful.
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She was driving the car.
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She should've told Phil
to put his seat belt on.
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She harmed him.
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I don't want her to harm you too.
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My mom didn't kill my brother.
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I'm sorry, but she did.
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No.
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He's still alive.
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What?
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I looked into his eyes.
They were his eyes.
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I stared into them and they stared back.
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His lungs wrote me an email
and I emailed them back.
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I talked to his heart on the phone
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after it ran 20 miles.
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His heart is training to run a marathon.
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Phil is training to run a marathon.
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Put this in the trunk.
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I'm not gonna hurt you, pickle pal.
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♪ When it's time to make
a choice, make a choice ♪
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♪ You only need to listen
to the voice that's true ♪
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Come on, Will. We gotta go.
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I'm your dad now.
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Dad?
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Mr. Pickles.
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He just beat the shit out of that guy.
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Will?
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Can you tell me what he said to you?
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It's okay.
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He said that he's the new Jeff Pickles.
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Well, we all know that there's
only one Jeff Pickles
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and he doesn't wear a mask.
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- What else did he say?
- Um, that my mom...
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that she ruined everything
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because she killed my brother.
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That if she'd told Phil
to put on his seat belt,
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that none of this would've happened.
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You okay?
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Just answer the officer's questions.
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Did you say anything back to him?
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00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:28,879
I told him that in a lot of
ways, Phil's still alive.
269
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What did you mean by that?
270
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You know, in our memories.
271
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Do I have to go back to school?
272
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No, we can go home.
273
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,147
A-actually, can I go with Dad?
274
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You are my family
275
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,199
and I'm here to protect you.
276
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I did it.
277
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,799
They're back.
278
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,540
I got 'em all back.
279
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:38,140
Astronotter, she's going to space.
280
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,419
And we're gonna broadcast it.
281
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,509
And...
282
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and...
283
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,712
... and I got it all back.
284
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Because...
285
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you taught me what to sacrifice.
286
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:11,939
I'm... proud...
287
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:16,279
of... you.
288
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,859
Are you afraid people are
going to not like you anymore
289
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,838
after seeing what you did to that guy?
290
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:36,549
Even Jesus had enemies.
291
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,940
Jesus never beat the shit out of anyone.
292
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,560
He didn't have a son.
293
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,852
I'm sorry about your dad.
294
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,709
Promise you'll be there
for me when I'm old?
295
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,709
I know you will, I just...
296
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,901
need to hear you say it today.
297
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,737
I promise.
298
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,709
Thanks.
299
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,259
We should go see Grandpa.
300
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:06,799
He stopped... talking, so...
301
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,979
maybe you could do one
of your magic tricks.
302
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,376
Make him say something.
303
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,669
Hey, Dad, I'm sorry I
didn't tell you sooner,
304
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,803
but I really like your new haircut.
305
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,819
The stroke triggered something
306
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,919
called vascular dementia.
307
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,270
His doctors want us to decide
on his long-term care.
308
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,299
They talk about him like
he's a bag of broccoli.
309
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,960
But he can... he can walk, he can eat.
310
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,996
What are our options?
311
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,916
What happened to your hand?
312
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,085
What are our options?
313
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,999
There is so much the Koreans
314
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,339
are trying to prove this year.
315
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,359
Just look at the grace and beauty
316
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,339
and flow to those jumps.
317
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:05,479
And it's not just the technical
difficulty, it is the artistry.
318
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,959
In other news, Mr. Pickles
almost Mr. Killed A Guy today
319
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,143
in the parking lot of a
Columbus high school.
320
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,019
Sources describe the perpetrator
321
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,099
as a large-headed version
of the popular TV host.
322
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,400
He's really gone, isn't he?
323
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,919
- Yeah.
- Well, there's in-home care,
324
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,239
which means we'd basically have to hire
325
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,299
a nurse around the clock.
326
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,620
And even then, he's never
gonna take the pills.
327
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,439
How is he?
328
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,759
Have you ever...
329
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,340
have you ever wanted to turn back time?
330
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,183
I was just thinking that same thing.
331
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,339
Thank you.
332
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,397
Great. Okay. Bye-bye now.
333
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,940
That was Toyco.
334
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,734
Are they mad?
335
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,669
No, it's odd.
336
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:04,399
They're making more dolls.
337
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,169
They sold out online.
338
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:10,019
I guess breaking that guy's face
339
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,030
actually made children want more of you.
340
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,260
_
341
00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:28,097
_
342
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:37,260
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
343
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,059
Wasn't this guy the worst?
344
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,030
Yes, but he's about to send
Neil Armstrong to the moon.
345
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,039
Hey, pal, two parts gin,
one part lime juice.
346
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,740
What's the holdup?
347
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,539
I don't know how I feel
about leaving him here.
348
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:03,620
He's so... alone.
349
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:07,629
He's not alone.
350
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,719
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
351
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:21,019
♪ Be mine ♪
352
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:27,200
♪ For the rest of my life ♪
353
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:31,451
♪ I can't hide the way I feel... ♪
354
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,259
Hello.
355
00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:36,140
What's your name?
356
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:42,739
♪ Be mine ♪
357
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:46,170
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
358
00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,419
Where are you going?
359
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:56,710
Just give me the drink before
you pour it down my throat.
360
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,209
I'd like to buy you another one and...
361
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,819
find out everything there
is to like about you.
362
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,299
I'd like to buy you a taxi
ride in the other direction.
363
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,129
Well, aren't you seven
shovels short of a grave.
364
00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:13,940
Well, aren't you arrogant and charmless.
365
00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:15,760
Why don't we just get to the end of this
366
00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:17,940
and you can pour gasoline on my lap.
367
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,519
I bet you'd look good on fire.
368
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,279
I bet you'd look the same.
369
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,049
Have we met before?
370
00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:25,549
I don't think so.
371
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,173
I'm Louise.
372
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,386
Hello, Louise. I'm Seb.
373
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,679
Home, Seb, since you asked.
I'm going home.
374
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,089
How do they know each other?
375
00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:48,360
That's our mom, Will.
376
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Oh.
377
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,480
What time does the bus come?
378
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,370
Any minute now.
379
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,900
Do you think it was my fault?
380
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,786
Was what your fault?
381
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,669
I was driving the car.
382
00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:42,457
I'm the mom.
383
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,003
Be honest with me right now.
Was the accident my fault?
384
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:57,169
Nobody thinks that.
385
00:25:57,170 --> 00:26:00,959
Now, please don't let the words
386
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,659
of crazy, large-headed people
387
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:06,319
get inside your normal-sized head.
388
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,189
I'm asking you.
389
00:26:08,190 --> 00:26:10,139
Am I responsible?
390
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,139
Am I the parent?
391
00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,979
You are the parent.
392
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,800
You're not responsible.
393
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,419
Wanna go find some sunshine?
394
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:24,099
In a minute.
395
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,340
Okay.
396
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,440
- Thank you.
- Yep.
397
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,930
I know that was hard
today, with Grandpa.
398
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,610
I think he'll be okay.
399
00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:08,544
You okay?
400
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:13,170
Are you... sad I don't
look like Phil anymore?
401
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:17,219
No.
402
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,010
I always saw you.
403
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,760
I, uh...
404
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,799
I want to show you something
405
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,939
that I found in Mom's closet.
406
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:36,029
What is this?
407
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:25,449
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