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JAY:
Babe, I just got

a really interesting phone call.

The mayor wants to host
a fundraising event

at Mahesh to kick off
his reelection campaign.

I thought the
restaurant was closed

because of the stripper
that crashed through the roof.

He has a name, Trevor.

It's Chris, the hot
dinosaur-loving stripper.

And he is lost
to the winds.

Well, the roof repairs are
actually finished.

But, Jay, I thought there was

some holdup
with the inspections.

There is,
but private events are okay.

And once the mayor loves us
for hosting his fundraiser,

he can pull some strings
with the inspections.

We scratch his back,
he scratches ours.

I thought the mayor was a dog.

No, that's the next town over.

Bet he love getting
back scratched.

So, if this event goes well,

we could reopen the restaurant?

That's what I'm saying, babe.

I thought I saw Chris on
the horizon last week,

but it was just
a paper bag.

But someday.
Until then...

I'll keep looking up.

Didn't he like Nigel and
find you kind of creepy?

- [quietly]:
- Someday.

? ?

Listen, Gabe, tonight is

a hugely important night
for the restaurant.

So I'm gonna need the whole team
operating at full capacity.

Hey, man, have you seen
my spatula?

You're holding it.

Whoa! [laughs]

What's going on here?

Jay's having
a much-needed conversation

with Gabe about curbing
his drug usage.

Look, I'm aware
that today is

a very special day for
the stoner community.

I'm speaking, of course, of
it being April 20th, aka 420.

The most holy day on
the pothead calendar.

Damn, it's April already?

I got to cancel Peacock.
JAY: Look, Gabe,

I'm a cool guy.

I've been known to knock around
a hacky sack.

I own a poncho.

And I dabble in the
Devil's lettuce.

Marijuana.
If it's so great,

how come they never
put it in a cola?

But there's a time and a place,

and I need you
laser-focused right now.

So what I'm saying is,
please don't do any drugs.

At least not tonight.

You got it, boss.

And let me know
if you see that spatula.

I feel like I just saw it.

I'm not convinced
the message really got through

to young Gabriel.

Maybe I keep tabs on Gabe today,

make sure he's walking
the straight and narrow.

Oh, come on, Jay's being
totally unreasonable.

420 is Gabe's Christmas.

You don't ask someone to
not do drugs on Christmas.

[scoffs]

Welcome to Woodstone,
Mr. Mayor.

It's an honor
to have you here.

Please, call me Tad.

And thank you both
for all you're doing

for the local economy.

Your hotel, your restaurant...

All the business you've sent
to the local mortuary.

[laughing] It has been
a lot of deaths.

I've actually been here.

Years ago.

Someone very special to
me lost their life here.

Maybe narrow it down
for us, pal?

Oh, we're so sorry
to hear that.

It was prom night, 1987.

Tad?

[saw buzzing]

[screams]

Oh, he's talking
about Stephanie.

My date and I were attacked

by a lunatic escapee
from the insane asylum.

The one that's a Starbucks now?

That I'm totally not afraid of?

I tried to fend off the killer,
but was knocked unconscious.

My girlfriend Stephanie...
didn't make it.

Oh, my God, that's awful.

To think... [sighs]

...she didn't live to see
the beautiful mall

going up on I-87,
thanks to my administration.

Even while recounting
a tragic tale,

he must debase himself
for votes.

The system still works.

You know, I actually had

a pretty traumatic
prom night myself.

You see, I thought
I was pen pals

with this French
exchange student-

His prom date was hacked
to death in front of him.

And we don't have to get
into that whole thing.

Let's just see the restaurant.
[nervous chuckle]

[sighs]

I can't believe that's
Stephanie's prom date.

We got to wake her up.
She's gonna want to see him.

But she's so
mean and scary.

And yet, this could be our
chance to get on her good side.

I want her to like me,
I don't know why.

I know, me too.
I'm desperate for it.

["China Cat Sunflower"
by Grateful Dead playing]

I am so baked.

And so busted.

? Look for a while... ?

Woof, this stuff reeks.

My mouth is dry.

? In the midnight sun... ?

This music is amazing.

? A silver kimono... ?

Do you remember bugles?

Oh, that's right,
you can't hear me.

Do you remember bugles?

"Tad doesn't run from problems."

Oh, I see, so this is sort of,
like, your campaign theme.

I may not have ultimately
fended off Stephanie's attacker,

but I gave it
my best effort.

That's what I promise I'll do

for the people of this town.

Yes! [chuckles][grunts]

Would follow him into battle.

Yeah, I bet that dog in Kingston
never gave a speech like that.

Anyway, that's why
I wanted to launch

my reelection campaign
here at Woodstone.

This means a lot to me.

[huffs] Sam, tell this douche
nozzle to hit the bricks!

Look who's awake, guys.
TAD: Excuse me.

I need to take this.
Craig, talk to me.

Ugh, you're so old now.
You look like a math teacher!

Sam, tell him that!

I'm sorry, what is going on?

We thought she'd be happy

to learn of her
prom date's presence,

but it was a... [clears throat]

...gross miscalculation.

Hi, Trevor.

You're looking good.

Stephanie, you're 17.
You're too young for me.

Technically, I'm 55 now.

Then you're too old for me.

Stephanie, what's
your issue with Tad?

My issue is that I hate him.

"Tad doesn't run from problems"?

What the hell does that mean?
SAMANTHA: It refers to how he stood up

to the chain saw killer
to try to save you.

[scoffs]

Is centerpiece of Tad's
mayoral campaign.

[chuckling]:
Oh, that's interesting.

'Cause it's a total lie.

Stephanie, what do you mean
Tad's story was all a lie?

He didn't try to save me.

The only person he cared
about saving was himself.

In fact, as the killer was
bearing down on us,

Tad shoved me to the side

and ran off.

[all gasp]

That is... so sad.

Do you want to comfort me?

Just stop.

Sam, you got to expose
this jerk. Take him down!

Look, it's obviously
a terrible story, but...

we're really trying
to get those permits.

STEPHANIE:
[gasps] Sam?

He left me to die!

And not even
the worst part of the story,

but the corsage he got me is,
like, super ugly. [scoffs]

[inhales]

Hey, Pete.

Oh! Hey, Flower.

Flower. Whoa. Flour.

[chuckles] That's what bread's
made out of.

Okay...

That's actually
a pretty cool observation.

What have you been up to today?

Uh, let's see, I was, um...

I was with Gabe in his car.
I caught him smoking weed.

[gasps]
And then I had the strangest desire

to smell bread for a second.

And that was, like, an hour ago.

Whoa, Pete.

Hmm?

I think you're high.

What? Ghosts can't get high.

I didn't think so, either,

but it actually makes
a lot of sense.

We can smell things,
and you were

in an enclosed space
with smoke, and now,

you're just like that bread:

totally baked.

No, no, no.

But, but Pete Martino does
not do drugs.

Relax, man, it's groovy.

It's not groovy!

I'm not the kind of guy
who smokes grass,

I'm the kind of guy
who cuts grass.

In my wife's gardening hat,
while drinking a lemonade.

Oh, I could really go
for a lemonade right now,

my mouth is so dry.

Chill out, Pete.

There's nothing wrong
with a little wacky tobacky.

Especially now
that you're a ghost.

Nobody's gonna arrest you.
You're not gonna lose your job.

I guess that's true.

You're not gonna jump
into a tank at SeaWorld

because you think the dolphins
invited you to live

in their underwater kingdom.

I was not worried about that.

The point is, it's 420,
and you're dead.

Live a little.

So Tad is a liar and a coward,

and the creepy attic ghost
wants us to expose him?

Yes, and she's in the room.

Stephanie! Hey, girl!

Sam, you don't want to
upset a powerful figure.

Yes, mayor can cause
many problems.

[chuckling] I was
talking about Stephanie.

The way she can locate
a hidden insecurity,

it's like Ben Franklin's ability
to sniff out a pastry.

God have mercy on his belt.

I just think we need to do
what's right here, Jay.

It's not that simple, babe.

Yes, Tad did a terrible thing.

But us calling him out

and sabotaging
our own restaurant

is not gonna change the past.

Yes, the only way to change
past is to go to Midgard Gate

and tickle belly
of fire serpent.

Sure.

We are constantly doing things
for the ghosts.

It's okay to choose
ourselves for once.

I mean, she's not even
one of the main ghosts.

You. Did. Not.

I'm sorry, guys,
this is not on Sam.

It's on me.
I'm putting my foot down.

We're gonna give
the mayor a great time.

And then,
we're gonna get our permits.

[exasperated sigh]
Okay, Sam?

Okay.

Seriously? Oh!

This is worse than when
that freak Sandra K. beat

my high score in Dig Dug.

Ugh! [groans]

What is Dig Dug?

Jay, Thor's asking
what Dig Dug is.

Well, it all started in 1982.

I just want to leave
the room first.

Fair enough. What do you do when
you're confronted with lizards,

but all you have is
a bicycle pump?

[groans]
Boring.

It's not just lizards-
or fygars,

as they're called in the game-
it's also pookas.

Now, what's a pooka?
I'm glad you asked.

What are you talking about?

Flower said Peter got high

while attempting
to narc on Gabriel.

Pete? Getting high?
[chuckles]

That doesn't seem
like something he would do.

It's true.

Peter doesn't seem
the type to engage

in that kind of behavior,

but he's recently done
a lot of things

that would have previously

seemed out of character.
What do you mean?

He punched Thor in the face.

Discovered he was
secretly in the mafia.

And he's out there roaming,
dating up a storm.

Our Peter is a changed man.

Huh, when you put it
like that... [chuckles]

...it's almost like
Pete's a bit of a bad boy.

TAD:
And in many ways,

the city's budget crisis is
a metaphorical chain saw killer,

from which I will not run!

I can't. I can't.

He ran away like
a little bitch.

This feels bad, Jay.

I know, babe, but just
remember: permits.

Stephanie is someone's
daughter, Sam.

And her feelings matter.

[quietly]:
Girl dad. I get it now.

I may not have been able
to save Stephanie,

but I will save commuters

over 15 minutes
round trip to Albany

when we add that car pool lane
to Route 80.

So he shaved 15 minutes
off a fortnight's journey.

Who cares?

What are you gonna
do about the wolves?

Saw a bunch of cars
pull up to the barn.

I thought that dump
was still closed.

Sam and Jay are hosting
a fundraiser for the mayor,

who, it turns out, was
Stephanie's prom date.

We woke Stephanie up,

thinking she'd be happy
to see him,

but apparently she hates him

because of his pathetic actions
that fateful night.

He run away like coward,
leaving Stephanie to die.

Unlike Thor, who famously

protect Alberta's backside
from ricochet.

Wait, that's not
what happened

with Stephanie
and her prom date.

What? What are you
talking about?

I was there that night.

Just minding my own business,
watching two teens make out,

when this psycho

chain saw guy
came out of the forest.

He was heading
straight for Stephanie,

but her boyfriend
was having none of it.

So Tad didn't push Stephanie
in front of the murderer?

No. He rushed right
at the killer, but then

the killer clocked
him with the butt

of the chain saw,
knocking him out.

If anything,
that kid was a hero.

So Stephanie made
the whole story up?

But why would she do that?

I don't know.
What am I, a phrenologist?

Teens are nuts.

'Cause I don't run away
from problems.

Let's fix those potholes.

STEPHANIE:
I can't believe you, Sam.

You're letting him exploit
my death like this? [scoffs]

I think we have
to say something.

TAD:
Who's with me?

Yes!

You're right,
this guy sucks.

You know what?
Permits be damned.

Let's take him down.

Oh, my God. You guys rock!

I'm sorry, I have a question.

It's not really a Q and A.

How do you sleep at night?

Yes.
Tell him, Sam.

This guy's entire story
about Stephanie is a lie!

What's going on?

Sam and Jay are
calling out the mayor.

He didn't try
to save Stephanie.

He ran away!
Like a punk!

Oh, this is unfortunate.

I'm sorry, I-I have no idea what
these two are talking about.

We're talking about
you running away

and leaving your
prom date to die.

That is 100% false.

And another thing...
Uh, difficult timing, but Stephanie lied.

Babe? Another thing?
You were saying?

Tad didn't run away.

In fact, his entire
story is true

and Nancy witnessed it.

And another thing is,
you passed the test!

What?

You did not run away
from this false accusation.

And that is
the kind of leadership

that this town needs.
Who's with me?

[sighs]

You lied?
Why would you do that?

You've made fools
out of Samantha and Jay.

Okay, fine, he didn't run away,
but he's still a douche nozzle.

What did he do?
I don't want to talk about it.

Anyway, uh, you were saying
something about potholes.

And wolves, don't let him off
the hook about the wolves.

They dragged away far too many
of our butlers.

["My Funny Valentine"
by Miles Davis playing]

Hey, Pete.

Bertie.

I had no idea you
were a jazz fan.

Since my oboe days.

Sure, I'll throw on
some REO Speedwagon

if I want to bang out
50 reps on the ThighMaster,

but when it's time to chill,
I'm a jazz man.

[chuckles softly]
I had no idea.

What do you like about it?

No rules.

Controlled chaos.

Or maybe I'm just attracted
to the danger.

Maybe I am, too.

Stephanie, what the hell?
You made us look like idiots.

Can't believe you lied to us.

I mean, dishonesty is basically
her defining characteristic.

Hmm.

Which I like about you.

SAMANTHA: If it's true that Tad
defended you that night,

why do you have
a grudge against him?

Okay, fine, he didn't
run away or whatever.

But Tad did something
even worse.

See, the week after I was
killed, there was a vigil.

And everyone was there
'cause I was, like,

really, really popular.

The sportos. The motorheads.

The dweebies-
no offense, Sam. Anyways...

I'd been dead,
like, five days,

and there was Tad,
standing hand in hand

with my lab partner/best friend
Melanie Del Vecchio.

This is so senseless.

Stephanie was such
a gentle soul.

You slut!

We're going to
miss her so much.

I hope you drown in your
parents' waterbed, Tad,

you dill weed.

[gasps]
PETE: Just to reintroduce myself,

um, I'm Pete.

Happy to give you
that new ghost orientation

whenever you get a second.

Ew, I hate your knees.

That's probably
the grief talking.

No, they gross.

SAMANTHA: So, you tried
to get us to destroy

his career because
he hurt your feelings?

He moved on right away.
He was the love of my life.

And apparently,
I meant nothing to him.

What's a lab partner?

You okay, Pete?

I'm not gonna lie, Thor.

Alberta and I
just had a moment.

Go on.

And then there
was a moment.

We were just looking
into each other's eyes,

and suddenly I
started to lean in.

You leaned?

I leaned!

She lean?
She leaned.

And then?
Well, I'm not one for lurid details,

but her lips... they puckered.

You minx!

Oh, and that's
when you kissed?

Not exactly.

Pete, please tell me that's
not your palm on my face.

I am so sorry.
I think what happened...

Your palm is still on my face.

Yeah, so...
I'll see you later, Pete.

PETE: I've had a crush
on Alberta for so long.

But I'm exclusive with Donna.
I can't be a cheater.

Oh, face-palmed by Pete.
That's a tough pill to swallow.

That's coming from someone
who swallowed a lot of pills.

This is a disaster.

Now it's gonna take
months before we get

the permits to reopen
the restaurant.

In your guys' defense,
you did a great thing,

pulling that hero
move for Stephanie.

Yes, how were you to know
she was lying,

when all you've had
to draw from was

every single other experience
you've had with her?

TAD:Uh...

I'm just here to pick up
my campaign buttons.

Oh, it's no problem.

We're happy to leave
'em out for guests.

Why? So you can change
"Tad" to "Bad"?

Ugh, why did I just give you
that suggestion?

I'm such an ideas guy.

Look, Tad... [chuckles]
uh, Mr. Mayor,

we are really sorry.

And the truth is...

I'm excited
for this explanation.

...we were very high
because it's 420.

You are? I love that, Sam.

I thought this jerkwad left.

W-We're just hoping that
that doesn't interfere

with you helping us out
with those permits.

Oh, I'm not helping you out
with anything.

ISAAC:
Yeah, that seemed obvious.

But you got to love
Jay for trying.

Are we ready, Tad?

Wait, is that...?

This is Melanie.
STEPHANIE: It is.

[scoffs]
Old Melanie.

Ugh, she looks
like her mom.

Who was actually really cool.
She let me drink at her house.

Hi, I'm Tad's wife.

They got married?

You got married?

I mean, you're married?

I mean, how long
have you been married?

Just to give you some
context, they're high.

You are, Sam? I love that.

It'll be 30 years this June.
We met in high school.

Oh, so you knew
Stephanie, too?

MELANIE:
Yeah.

She was my best friend.

Stephanie was sort of the thing
that brought us together.

She was so special
to both of us.

After the incident,

we were both
so grief-stricken...

And we found solace
in each other.

STEPHANIE:
Huh.

I mean, I guess
that's kind of nice.

We actually named our
daughter Stephanie.

Seriously?

That is so sweet.

SAMANTHA: It's good
that something nice

came out of this
terrible tragedy.

And again, we're so
sorry about before.

[sighs]

You know what?
This has been a strange evening,

but you guys seem
like decent people.

I'll give
the permit office a call

and see what I can do.

Really? Thank you.

But please, in the future,

you can split
the gummies in half.

Oh.

What are gummies?
It's like edible pot.

Whoa. The munchies
are the drugs?

I died too soon, man.

? Roll away the dew ?

["Franklin's Tower"
by Grateful Dead playing]

? Roll away ?

? The dew... ?

It's just, like, messed-up.

I mean, we're dead, but
everyone just keeps living.

Whoa.
[chuckles softly]

Like, what even is that?

Guys, I don't feel anything.
I don't think it's working.

I think I'm having
a heart attack.

We are floating
on a rock right now,

hurtling through space.
[chuckling]

I planted that tree,
and now it's huge.

Think about that.

Wait, does everybody in this
car hate me? Be honest.

You know
who's random? Jenkins.

Yeah, he is random.

You guys are lightweights.

[laughs]

? Roll away ?

? The dew ?

? Roll away the dew. ?

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