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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:15,875 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:20,875 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 3 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:24,579 [synth music pulsing] 4 00:00:30,419 --> 00:00:33,522 [synth music] 5 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:01,983 [Too $hort narrating] 6 00:01:22,103 --> 00:01:23,638 No joke. 7 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:28,009 [Too $hort continues] 8 00:01:40,489 --> 00:01:42,857 - Like I said, wild. - [synth music continues] 9 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,959 But I never thought too hard on it though. 10 00:01:45,059 --> 00:01:47,562 To me, it was just one of those freaky things 11 00:01:47,662 --> 00:01:50,165 that made the Bay so damn fresh. 12 00:01:51,566 --> 00:01:54,303 [lightning striking] 13 00:01:57,806 --> 00:02:00,108 [upbeat music] 14 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:02,043 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd. 15 00:02:02,143 --> 00:02:04,846 Join me this weekend at the Oakland Coliseum Annex 16 00:02:04,946 --> 00:02:07,048 for Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar, 17 00:02:07,148 --> 00:02:09,451 sponsored by Psytopics Learning Center. 18 00:02:09,518 --> 00:02:11,353 At my workshop, we'll teach you how to practice 19 00:02:11,453 --> 00:02:15,023 mindfulness and relaxation under stressful circumstances. 20 00:02:15,123 --> 00:02:17,692 Licensed Psytopics instructors will give you the tools 21 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,661 to connect to the cosmic life force 22 00:02:19,761 --> 00:02:23,498 and give you the power to battle both inner and outer demons. 23 00:02:23,598 --> 00:02:26,201 Trust me, you won't wanna miss Sunday. 24 00:02:26,301 --> 00:02:29,204 So join me this weekend, all ages are welcome. 25 00:02:29,304 --> 00:02:31,105 Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar... 26 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:35,677 - [all] ...will blow your mind! - [synth music] 27 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:37,979 [suspenseful music] 28 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:41,049 [hip-hop beat] 29 00:02:41,149 --> 00:02:46,921 ["Freaky Tales" by Too $hort plays] 30 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:48,357 [explosion booming] 31 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:51,059 [hip-hop beat] 32 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:53,762 [Too $hort] Chapter one... 33 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:57,599 - AKA, The Gilman Strikes Back. - [pencil scratching] 34 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:02,671 - [spring boing] - [pencil scratching] 35 00:03:02,737 --> 00:03:04,739 [Doppler shift of car honking] 36 00:03:04,839 --> 00:03:07,409 - [thudding] - [electricity buzzing] 37 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:10,379 - [car engine idling] - [vehicle passing by] 38 00:03:10,479 --> 00:03:13,081 Yo, that movie was hella rad. 39 00:03:13,181 --> 00:03:15,884 So grandpa knew about the vampires the whole time, 40 00:03:15,984 --> 00:03:18,019 but didn't bother to tell anyone in his family? 41 00:03:18,086 --> 00:03:20,555 Well, that's why it's fresh. You don't expect it. 42 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:24,125 All I'm saying, if you motherfuckers knew about some secret vampire shit 43 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:27,028 going off in the neighborhood and you didn't let me know, 44 00:03:27,829 --> 00:03:29,063 we might have a problem. 45 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:31,900 Tina. I hate to break it to you, 46 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,936 but if there's a secret cult of vampires living amongst us-- 47 00:03:35,036 --> 00:03:38,072 We would be all up in that shit. Give me that. 48 00:03:40,409 --> 00:03:41,776 - [truck horn honking] - Fair point. 49 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:43,378 - [man] Eat a dick, dyke! - Get out the truck 50 00:03:43,445 --> 00:03:45,714 and see what happens! I ain't playing! 51 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,483 - Suck my dick, Black bitch! - Yeah, that's what I thought. 52 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:49,951 Keep driving! 53 00:03:50,051 --> 00:03:52,487 - Bitch! - Fuck you want, faggots? 54 00:03:52,587 --> 00:03:54,789 - Fuck you! - [yelling continues] 55 00:03:54,889 --> 00:03:56,925 [Tina] Go back to Fresno, boneheads! 56 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:58,627 [man] We'll see you punks later! 57 00:03:58,727 --> 00:04:00,128 [whooping] 58 00:04:00,228 --> 00:04:03,465 [indistinct chatter] 59 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:08,102 - Fucking Nazis. - [indistinct chatter] 60 00:04:09,738 --> 00:04:11,673 - Let's go. - [punk rock music] 61 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,642 Dude, you know I'm from Fresno. 62 00:04:13,742 --> 00:04:16,345 Yeah, I've been trying to forget that. 63 00:04:16,445 --> 00:04:19,247 So I was tailing this dude outta Lucky's yesterday. 64 00:04:19,314 --> 00:04:22,016 Tailed? Like you followed some random guy? 65 00:04:22,116 --> 00:04:23,818 Okay, you never followed anyone before? 66 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:26,788 [Kohlrabi] Hell, no, that's some psycho shit. 67 00:04:26,888 --> 00:04:31,760 - [muffled talking] - [music muffled] 68 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,632 You ever tailed anybody, Luce? 69 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:40,469 Uh... No. 70 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:44,373 - [scoffs] Whatever. - [Kohlrabi] Okay. 71 00:04:44,473 --> 00:04:46,207 [Tina] Stop looking at me like I'm weird. 72 00:04:47,509 --> 00:04:48,810 [Tina] First time at Gilman? 73 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:51,145 No, I was here once. Wanna see my membership? 74 00:04:51,245 --> 00:04:53,147 - [lighter clinks, flicks] - [indistinct chatter] 75 00:04:53,247 --> 00:04:54,215 - No. - No way. 76 00:04:54,315 --> 00:04:55,550 [tenor saxophone music] 77 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:59,388 [indistinct chatter] 78 00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:13,234 Psych. 79 00:05:13,368 --> 00:05:15,036 - [band performing] - * Let's go! * 80 00:05:15,136 --> 00:05:18,206 ["Bad Town" playing] 81 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:23,578 * They call it a scene, I call it disaster * 82 00:05:23,712 --> 00:05:25,113 * Down here the kids grew up faster * 83 00:05:25,246 --> 00:05:26,915 * Scared, they're scared to the bone * 84 00:05:27,048 --> 00:05:28,817 * Like a pack of wolves they don't run alone * 85 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,619 * One-on-one, they won't look you in the eye * 86 00:05:30,752 --> 00:05:32,887 * When the pack's together, you hear a battle cry * 87 00:05:33,021 --> 00:05:34,423 * I saw it, 15-on-one * 88 00:05:34,556 --> 00:05:36,391 * The crowd dispersed, the kid was done * 89 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:38,159 - * No! * - [crowd] * No more! * 90 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:40,328 - * No! * - * Bad town! * 91 00:05:40,462 --> 00:05:43,498 * No more bad town * 92 00:05:43,632 --> 00:05:45,366 - * No! * - [crowd] * No more! * 93 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,469 - * No! * - * Bad town! * 94 00:05:47,602 --> 00:05:50,672 * No more bad town * 95 00:05:50,772 --> 00:05:52,340 - * Yeah! * - Oh, shit! 96 00:05:52,407 --> 00:05:54,342 - Dude, are you alright? - Are you okay? 97 00:05:54,476 --> 00:05:56,144 * Down there you gotta have a label * 98 00:05:56,277 --> 00:05:57,679 * Just like a cattle in a stable * 99 00:05:57,812 --> 00:05:59,814 * Knee-jerk reaction, I call it violence * 100 00:05:59,948 --> 00:06:01,616 * Why speak out when you could be silenced? * 101 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,084 * Down there, out on the dance floor * 102 00:06:03,217 --> 00:06:04,285 - Yeah! [laughs] - * Too much violence * 103 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:05,520 - * I don't want more * - Whoo! 104 00:06:05,654 --> 00:06:07,021 * Down there, out on the street * 105 00:06:07,155 --> 00:06:08,690 * I can see the air, I can see the heat * 106 00:06:08,823 --> 00:06:10,425 - * No! * - * No more! * 107 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:12,527 - * No * - *Bad town! * 108 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:15,664 * No more bad town * 109 00:06:15,797 --> 00:06:17,499 - * No! * - * No more! * 110 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:19,534 - * No! * - * Bad town! * 111 00:06:19,668 --> 00:06:21,736 * No more bad town * 112 00:06:21,836 --> 00:06:24,973 - [rock music on car speakers] - [yelling] 113 00:06:25,073 --> 00:06:27,375 - [car honking] - [yelling continues] 114 00:06:29,511 --> 00:06:31,412 - [yelling continues] - [suspenders snapping] 115 00:06:33,347 --> 00:06:36,451 [yelling over each other] 116 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,887 [yelling, whooping] 117 00:06:38,953 --> 00:06:41,089 - Let's go! - [yelling continues] 118 00:06:41,189 --> 00:06:42,957 - [music stops] - [man] Hey, Troy! 119 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:44,726 - Yeah, meet me in the truck. - Alright. 120 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,761 - [Nazi laughs] - [footsteps pounding] 121 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:47,796 Yeah, Dad? 122 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,498 Did you know the guy from Splash 123 00:06:49,598 --> 00:06:51,500 used to sell hot dogs at A's Games? 124 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:53,768 I don't eat meat. 125 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:55,670 I mean, I-I'm not trying to-- 126 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:58,006 I'm saying, the guy from Splash. 127 00:06:58,106 --> 00:06:59,841 - Did you see the movie? - The mermaid movie? 128 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,275 - Yeah. - Didn't see it. 129 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,577 Uh, what about Bachelor Party? 130 00:07:02,644 --> 00:07:03,645 Do I look like somebody 131 00:07:03,745 --> 00:07:04,979 who would see Bachelor Party? 132 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,348 First naked lady I ever saw was in that movie. 133 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:09,618 Your first? Right. 134 00:07:09,718 --> 00:07:11,019 'Cause you've seen so many since. 135 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:12,086 I've seen a few! 136 00:07:12,153 --> 00:07:14,255 [truck honking, approaching] 137 00:07:14,322 --> 00:07:15,690 [men yelling] 138 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:18,426 - Oh, shit. - [yelling continues] 139 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,162 * All I know is that I do not know * 140 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:23,598 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 141 00:07:23,732 --> 00:07:26,000 * All I know is that I do not know * 142 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,002 [Josh] Fucking boneheads are back. 143 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:32,373 - Those Nazi fucks just rolled up. - Outside. 144 00:07:32,473 --> 00:07:33,474 Fuck, again? 145 00:07:33,575 --> 00:07:35,343 [footsteps pounding] 146 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:43,852 Come on, guys. Not tonight. 147 00:07:43,952 --> 00:07:46,487 - Fuck you, Jew! Get the fuck-- - Here to volunteer. 148 00:07:46,588 --> 00:07:48,189 And fuck you up! 149 00:07:48,322 --> 00:07:50,692 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 150 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:55,630 * We get told to decide * 151 00:07:55,764 --> 00:07:57,866 - [grunts] - * Just like, as if... * 152 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,868 * I'm not gonna change my mind * 153 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:03,437 - [effort grunts] - * All I know is that I don't know * 154 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:05,974 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 155 00:08:06,107 --> 00:08:08,376 * All I know is that I do not know * 156 00:08:08,509 --> 00:08:12,080 * All I know is that I don't know nothing * 157 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:15,784 - [crowd yelling] - ["Knowledge" continues] 158 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:17,786 * What you gonna do with yourself, boy? * 159 00:08:17,919 --> 00:08:20,789 * Well, you better make up your mind * 160 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:23,124 * What you gonna do with yourself, boy? * 161 00:08:23,224 --> 00:08:25,259 - * Running out of time * - [grunting] 162 00:08:25,359 --> 00:08:27,328 [indistinct yelling] 163 00:08:27,395 --> 00:08:29,163 - [grunts] - [singer] Shit, man. That's enough! 164 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:30,665 Stop! Stop! Stop! 165 00:08:30,732 --> 00:08:31,933 - [effort grunts] - [Tina] Lucid! 166 00:08:34,803 --> 00:08:36,370 - [bracelet unclasping] - [Tina] Hey! 167 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:37,872 - [grunts] - [groans] 168 00:08:37,972 --> 00:08:39,741 - Dude! - [Troy] Yeah, tough guy? 169 00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:41,075 [Tina groans] 170 00:08:41,175 --> 00:08:42,711 - [grunts] - [singer] Fucking bonehead! 171 00:08:43,745 --> 00:08:44,946 [yelling] Hail Hitler! 172 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,081 Lay the fuck off, man. [grunts] 173 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,349 - [mic feedback] - You okay? 174 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:50,118 - Yeah. You okay? - Yeah. 175 00:08:52,921 --> 00:08:54,589 - [mic feedback] - [urinates] 176 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:57,792 - Fuck you! Show's over, losers! - Losers! 177 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:58,893 - Bye! - Pussy! 178 00:08:58,993 --> 00:09:02,130 [Nazis shouting] 179 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:06,200 - Later, punk faggots. [laughs] - [shouting continues] 180 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:16,645 - [packet crinkling] - [Tina wincing] 181 00:09:16,745 --> 00:09:18,212 Oh, it's cold. 182 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:19,781 It's supposed to be. 183 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:21,716 - [exhales] - [chuckles] 184 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:27,055 - Does that hurt? - No. 185 00:09:27,555 --> 00:09:28,890 Okay, tough guy. 186 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:32,426 I didn't mean it like that. 187 00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:37,431 [packet crinkling] 188 00:09:39,634 --> 00:09:41,169 Can I ask you a question? 189 00:09:41,269 --> 00:09:42,937 - No. - Shut up. 190 00:09:43,037 --> 00:09:44,338 [chuckles lightly] 191 00:09:45,439 --> 00:09:47,742 You ever have a dream then realize you're dreaming? 192 00:09:48,609 --> 00:09:51,145 - Nah. - I had one last night. 193 00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:52,981 I was by myself in my room. 194 00:09:53,081 --> 00:09:54,248 [groovy jazz music] 195 00:09:54,315 --> 00:09:56,450 - Everybody was gone. - [whooshes] 196 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,920 It was quiet. [huffs air] 197 00:09:58,987 --> 00:10:00,454 That's how I knew I was dreaming. 198 00:10:00,554 --> 00:10:02,691 - [Lucid chuckles] - My house is never quiet. 199 00:10:04,425 --> 00:10:07,428 So, I started dancing. 200 00:10:08,262 --> 00:10:10,932 I was eating, I forget what, 201 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:14,002 - Pop-Tarts or some shit. - [crunching] 202 00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:15,704 But then I was like, 203 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:17,505 "What am I staying in the house for?" 204 00:10:17,605 --> 00:10:18,506 [spring boing] 205 00:10:18,606 --> 00:10:20,041 The whole world was mine. 206 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,042 [bell dings] 207 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,711 So I ran outside, 208 00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:25,013 I started flying and shit. 209 00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:26,214 [soaring] 210 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:27,682 It was so rad. 211 00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:28,950 [bell dings] 212 00:10:29,017 --> 00:10:30,351 [animation soaring] 213 00:10:30,451 --> 00:10:31,786 [jazzy music intensifying] 214 00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:32,854 What would you do? 215 00:10:32,954 --> 00:10:34,055 In a dream? 216 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,457 Yeah, it's all in your head. 217 00:10:37,258 --> 00:10:39,994 You can do anything you want, no consequences. 218 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,966 [animation squeaking and popping out] 219 00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:49,370 [animation bouncing] 220 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:52,373 [jazz music intensifies, stops] 221 00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:54,909 What? 222 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:57,545 I-- Nothing. I was-- I was thinking, 223 00:10:57,645 --> 00:10:59,547 I see you blushing, tell me. 224 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:02,216 [scoffs] I was, uh, thinking about flying. 225 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,652 That'd be... I'd fly too. That'd be so cool. 226 00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:06,020 Oh, man, that's boring. 227 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,655 That's what you did. 228 00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:09,523 Alright, if I'm boring, you're boring. 229 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:10,759 Whatever, Lewis. 230 00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,360 Don't tell me. 231 00:11:13,627 --> 00:11:17,565 - [knock on door] - [Tina's Sister in Korean] 232 00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:19,768 [in Korean] 233 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:21,535 What'd she say? 234 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:26,174 - Nothing. - [footsteps receding] 235 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,776 You hungry? 236 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:33,748 [Tina's Dad speaking Korean] ...Eddie Money. 237 00:11:33,848 --> 00:11:36,050 - Eddie Money? Yeah. - [Tina's Dad speaks Korean] Oh! 238 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,052 - "Don't you know who I am?" - [Tina] What? 239 00:11:38,152 --> 00:11:42,390 [speaking Korean] 240 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:43,624 - What? - [Tina's family laughing] 241 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,794 [Tina's Dad speaking Korean] 242 00:11:45,894 --> 00:11:50,765 - Uh-huh. - [Tina's Dad speaking Korean] 243 00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:54,202 [chuckles] He was singing, you know? [laughs] 244 00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:56,137 [Kelsey] We just have to keep 'em out. 245 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,907 No shit, we've been trying. 246 00:12:00,008 --> 00:12:01,442 There's too many of 'em. 247 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:02,944 There are more of us. 248 00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:04,612 - Yeah. - [all agreeing] 249 00:12:04,712 --> 00:12:06,948 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 250 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:08,783 - Cops. - Nope. 251 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:10,551 I did some research. 252 00:12:10,618 --> 00:12:13,654 We can hire off-duty Berkeley cops for 11 bucks an hour. 253 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:16,657 - You called the cops? - To ask the question, yes. 254 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,993 Don't judge, all options are on the table. 255 00:12:19,093 --> 00:12:20,261 That's why we're here. 256 00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:23,832 To be fair, Berkeley cops are different from Oakland cops. 257 00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:25,834 - We all know it. - You got that right. 258 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:27,836 Come on, guys, without Oakland cops, 259 00:12:27,936 --> 00:12:30,604 - there'd be no Black Panthers. - [laughter] 260 00:12:30,704 --> 00:12:32,006 [Kohlrabi] I'll call a vote. 261 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:34,075 Those in favor of hiring off-duty Berkeley cops, 262 00:12:34,142 --> 00:12:35,243 raise your hand. 263 00:12:36,978 --> 00:12:38,079 Opposed? 264 00:12:44,485 --> 00:12:45,920 So where does that leave us? 265 00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:51,692 We fight. 266 00:12:54,495 --> 00:12:55,930 A fight is what they want. 267 00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:57,866 We can't meet their violence with more violence. 268 00:12:57,966 --> 00:13:00,168 - That's bullshit. - I believe in the ideal stenciled 269 00:13:00,268 --> 00:13:01,469 on that sign back there. 270 00:13:01,569 --> 00:13:02,803 But are you willing to fight for them? 271 00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,605 No violence means no violence. 272 00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:06,007 Once you pass through the doors. 273 00:13:06,107 --> 00:13:07,375 Oh, so violence is okay outside? 274 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,343 What about racism, sexism, homophobia, 275 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:10,544 those okay outside too? 276 00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:12,280 We're talking about Nazis, Larry. 277 00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:13,314 - Yes. - I agree. 278 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:15,049 The rules don't apply to Nazis. 279 00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:17,986 Dude, we got our asses kicked. 280 00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:19,820 - Yeah. - We supposed to just take that? 281 00:13:19,921 --> 00:13:22,690 Tina's right, this is our house. 282 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:25,559 We built it with our bare hands, and if we can't defend it, 283 00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:31,332 - what's the point? - [member] Yeah, that's right. 284 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:33,134 [Kohlrabi] Alright, I call another vote then. 285 00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:36,837 Those in favor of fighting the Nazis, raise your hand. 286 00:13:36,938 --> 00:13:41,809 - [items shuffle] - [chairs squeak] 287 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:50,584 So, now I'm the guy who didn't wanna fight the Nazis. 288 00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:54,555 - Fuck that. - [laughter] 289 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:57,258 - Yeah! [cheering] - Yes, sir. 290 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,960 [cymbals clacking] 291 00:13:59,093 --> 00:14:00,895 * We won't take any shit * 292 00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:02,796 * And we're not about to leave * 293 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,598 * Just 'cause you don't like * 294 00:14:04,732 --> 00:14:06,634 * Who and what we wanna be * 295 00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:08,469 - * Who are you to say * - [thumping] 296 00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:10,438 * What's wrong, what's right * 297 00:14:10,571 --> 00:14:11,973 * If it's what it takes * 298 00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:13,774 - * We're ready to fight * - [blade zings] 299 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:16,310 ["Ready to Fight" playing] 300 00:14:16,444 --> 00:14:18,779 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 301 00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:21,749 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 302 00:14:21,849 --> 00:14:27,989 - ["Ready to Fight" continues] - [tools whirring] 303 00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,158 * We won't take any shit * 304 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,760 * And we're not about to leave * 305 00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:33,962 * Just 'cause you don't like * 306 00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:36,164 * Who and what we wanna be * 307 00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:39,467 * Who are you to say what's wrong, what's right * 308 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,435 * If it's what it takes * 309 00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,237 * We're ready to fight * 310 00:14:43,337 --> 00:14:46,240 [on TV] Connect to the cosmic emerald light. 311 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,642 Picture you are now floating outside yourself. 312 00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:51,412 Look down and notice you are no longer anchored 313 00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:53,214 by earthbound flesh. 314 00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:56,217 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 315 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:59,153 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 316 00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:01,389 - [clears throat] - [electronic feedback] 317 00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:03,624 [dishes clatter] 318 00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:04,825 What's this? 319 00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:07,061 Open it. 320 00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:09,563 What's the occasion? 321 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:11,399 Today's the occasion. 322 00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:12,967 I don't know, just open it. 323 00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,505 [accessory zings] 324 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:20,074 Dude! [chuckles] 325 00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,976 It's fucking awesome. 326 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,145 I love it, thank you. 327 00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:25,413 Of course. 328 00:15:25,479 --> 00:15:27,848 Oh, shit, whoa-oh! [laughs] 329 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:30,784 Wait, you might wanna... You might wanna put that away. 330 00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:34,989 - [grunts softly, chuckles] - [chuckles] 331 00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:39,827 - [indistinct chatter] - [street bustles] 332 00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:43,197 - Can I tell you a secret? - [people cheering] 333 00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,099 I've never been in a fight before. 334 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,834 You're in charge of our security 335 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,336 and you've never been in a fight? 336 00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:49,803 Yeah, whose idea was that? 337 00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:51,205 I just volunteered to see free shows. 338 00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,107 I never said I could run security. 339 00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:54,675 You never said you couldn't. 340 00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:57,545 Yeah, well, it was going fine for the most part 341 00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,380 'til the fucking Nazis showed up. 342 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,850 How many fights have you been in? 343 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,385 I don't know. 344 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,454 More than zero, I know that much. 345 00:16:07,688 --> 00:16:09,157 So, one? 346 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,160 - Two. - Two? 347 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,794 It was one too many. 348 00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:15,963 So you lost one? 349 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,832 I lost them both, which was fine the first time. 350 00:16:18,932 --> 00:16:20,668 It was a good life experience. 351 00:16:21,469 --> 00:16:23,237 The second time just hurt. 352 00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:27,575 How do you think you'll describe the third? 353 00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,910 [car honking] 354 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:33,747 - [car revving] - [indistinct shouting] 355 00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:35,749 Ask me tomorrow. 356 00:16:37,118 --> 00:16:40,121 - They're here! - Shit, we gotta go. 357 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:41,555 * ...what's right * 358 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,091 * If it's what it takes * 359 00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:44,825 * We're ready to fight * 360 00:16:44,892 --> 00:16:47,228 ["Ready to Fight" continues] 361 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:49,663 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 362 00:16:49,797 --> 00:16:52,500 * Ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to fight, fight, fight, fight * 363 00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:55,103 [electronic feedback] 364 00:16:55,203 --> 00:17:00,708 - [footsteps thumping] - [suspenseful music] 365 00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:08,082 [chain clinks] 366 00:17:14,355 --> 00:17:18,426 [suspenseful music continues] 367 00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:34,875 [snuffles] 368 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,312 [footsteps thump] 369 00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,416 Hey, Jew! 370 00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,753 You can hide behind a bunch of fags, 371 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,489 but that ain't gonna stop us from coming in. 372 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:53,294 [elastic creaks] 373 00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:57,298 [suspenseful music intensifies] 374 00:17:57,398 --> 00:17:58,899 Die, Nazi scum! 375 00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:01,001 [indistinct yelling] 376 00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:04,071 - [whooshes] - [screams] 377 00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:06,674 [all yelling] 378 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,976 - [thuds] - [screams] 379 00:18:09,076 --> 00:18:10,144 [yells] 380 00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:12,646 - [yelling continues] - [groans] 381 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:17,685 - [grunting] - [blood splattering] 382 00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:18,952 [groans] 383 00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:24,592 - [grunting] - [groaning] 384 00:18:24,658 --> 00:18:27,461 [yelling] 385 00:18:27,561 --> 00:18:31,365 - [blood splattering] - [groaning] 386 00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:32,933 [indistinct] 387 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,936 - [weapon whacks] - [groans] 388 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:37,771 - [whacks] - [thuds] 389 00:18:37,838 --> 00:18:39,507 - [grunts] - [thuds] 390 00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:41,175 [grunts] 391 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:45,879 [effort grunts, thuds] 392 00:18:48,249 --> 00:18:51,219 - [grunts] - [blood splatters] 393 00:18:51,319 --> 00:18:55,055 [Lucid groaning] 394 00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:57,791 - [grunting] - [groaning] 395 00:18:57,858 --> 00:19:00,561 [both grunting] 396 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:03,497 - [accessory zings] - [groans] 397 00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:06,834 - [effort grunts] - [accessory zings] 398 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:12,072 - Ah, fuck, fuck, no! [screams] - [blood splatters] 399 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,876 - [screaming continues] - [accessory zings] 400 00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,882 [both groan] 401 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,684 - [bottle shatters] - [flame blazing] 402 00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:30,591 [screaming] 403 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,159 [grunting] 404 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:34,762 [rock music continues] 405 00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:38,232 [indistinct yelling] 406 00:19:38,332 --> 00:19:40,033 [trucks rev] 407 00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:46,840 - [thunder crashing] - [thudding] 408 00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:48,409 [glass shatters] 409 00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:51,745 - [truck revs] - [all cheering] 410 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,615 ["Rise Above" playing] 411 00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:07,361 * Jealous cowards try to control * 412 00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:09,597 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 413 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,799 * They distort what we say * 414 00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,867 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 415 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:16,304 * Try and stop what we do * 416 00:20:16,437 --> 00:20:18,306 * Rise above, rise above * 417 00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,708 * When they can't do it themselves * 418 00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:22,776 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 419 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:26,614 * We are tired of your abuse * 420 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:31,151 * Try to stop us, it's no use * 421 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:33,120 ["Rise Above" continues] 422 00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:45,733 * We are tired of your abuse * 423 00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:47,735 * Try to stop us * 424 00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:50,070 * But it's no use * 425 00:20:51,439 --> 00:20:53,541 * We are born with a chance * 426 00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:55,843 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 427 00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:58,145 * I am gonna have my chance * 428 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,348 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 429 00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:02,650 * We are born with a chance * 430 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,585 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 431 00:21:04,718 --> 00:21:07,187 * And I am gonna have my chance * 432 00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:09,022 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 433 00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:12,693 - [spotlight zings] - [transition whooshes] 434 00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:14,895 * Rise above, rise above * 435 00:21:15,028 --> 00:21:17,097 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 436 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,333 * Rise above, we're gonna rise above * 437 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:22,370 [transition creaks] 438 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:23,604 [thuds] 439 00:21:23,671 --> 00:21:25,373 [footsteps thump] 440 00:21:25,473 --> 00:21:27,274 [pointing plinks] 441 00:21:27,341 --> 00:21:30,378 [swooshing] 442 00:21:30,478 --> 00:21:32,079 [upbeat music] 443 00:21:32,179 --> 00:21:33,514 [Too $hort] Chapter two... 444 00:21:36,684 --> 00:21:38,786 - [distant traffic droning] - [horn honking] 445 00:21:38,852 --> 00:21:40,788 - [indistinct chatter] - [laughs] 446 00:21:40,854 --> 00:21:43,323 But how about that greasy saxophone-playing motherfucker? 447 00:21:43,424 --> 00:21:45,158 I mean, he was fine, right? 448 00:21:45,258 --> 00:21:47,561 Oh, I still believe! 449 00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:49,997 Yeah, that shit was hella good. 450 00:21:50,097 --> 00:21:51,899 Makes me wanna go to Santa Cruz. 451 00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:53,501 But how come grandpa didn't tell his family 452 00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:56,303 - about the vampires? - No, that shit cold, right? 453 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:57,671 I would be pissed. 454 00:21:57,771 --> 00:22:00,007 So what now? You wanna go to Giant Burger? 455 00:22:00,107 --> 00:22:01,308 Hell, yeah. 456 00:22:02,810 --> 00:22:04,845 - Shit! - What? 457 00:22:04,945 --> 00:22:07,147 Think I left my bus pass in the bathroom. 458 00:22:07,214 --> 00:22:08,982 - Well, just go get it. - [truck horn honking] 459 00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:10,050 Alright. 460 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:11,919 [man] Eat a dick, dyke! 461 00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:15,489 Get out the truck and see what happens! I ain't playin'! 462 00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:17,357 - Suck my dick, Black bitch! - Fuck you! 463 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,993 [Barbie] Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep drivin'! 464 00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,329 - Fuck you, bitches! - Fuck you want, faggots? 465 00:22:22,396 --> 00:22:24,197 [Tina] Go back to Fresno, boneheads! 466 00:22:24,297 --> 00:22:26,734 - [horn honking] - We'll see you punks later! 467 00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:31,905 [indistinct chatter] 468 00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:34,007 You okay? 469 00:22:35,142 --> 00:22:36,109 Yeah. 470 00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:39,112 I'll be right back. 471 00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:42,215 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 472 00:22:42,315 --> 00:22:43,717 Nazis trippin' again? 473 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,720 I don't know how we went from Black Panthers 474 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,355 to Skinheads running wild in this city. 475 00:22:48,422 --> 00:22:50,524 But all I know is somebody fell asleep at the wheel 476 00:22:50,591 --> 00:22:52,560 - to let that shit happen. - People need reminding, 477 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,261 ain't nothing cool about being a Nazi. 478 00:22:54,361 --> 00:22:57,598 It's 1987. You'd think people would know by now, but, no. 479 00:22:57,698 --> 00:23:00,200 Fo sho. You and your friend. 480 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:01,969 I've seen you before. 481 00:23:02,069 --> 00:23:03,270 You're in Danger Zone, right? 482 00:23:03,370 --> 00:23:04,972 Yeah. You've seen us? 483 00:23:05,072 --> 00:23:06,707 I saw you perform at the open mic night 484 00:23:06,774 --> 00:23:08,375 at La Peña a few weeks back. 485 00:23:08,442 --> 00:23:09,810 There was like ten people there. 486 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,111 I was one of 'em. 487 00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:13,747 Hey, good news, it was not in the toilet. 488 00:23:13,847 --> 00:23:16,316 Bad news, I think somebody pissed on it anyway. 489 00:23:17,184 --> 00:23:19,419 - Who's this? - I'm Lenny G. 490 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,788 - Lenny G? - Lenny G? 491 00:23:20,888 --> 00:23:22,556 - I work with Too $hort. - We know who you are! 492 00:23:22,623 --> 00:23:24,291 Girl, he knows who we are. 493 00:23:24,391 --> 00:23:26,727 - Quit playin'. - He saw us at open mic night. 494 00:23:26,794 --> 00:23:28,161 There was like ten people there. 495 00:23:28,261 --> 00:23:29,497 And he was one of 'em. 496 00:23:29,597 --> 00:23:30,731 We got a show coming up. 497 00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:32,232 Why don't you two come on stage, 498 00:23:32,299 --> 00:23:33,501 spit some rhymes with $hort? 499 00:23:33,601 --> 00:23:35,335 And why don't you shut the fuck up? 500 00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:37,771 - Let the man speak. - What? He ain't being real. 501 00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:39,439 $hort wanna try something new. 502 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,308 A battle rap section to the show. 503 00:23:41,408 --> 00:23:43,343 And based on what I saw from y'all two, 504 00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:46,079 I suspect y'all can hold your own with him. 505 00:23:46,146 --> 00:23:48,682 And I suspect your suspicions are correct. 506 00:23:50,317 --> 00:23:52,085 - We'll be there. - Cool. 507 00:23:52,152 --> 00:23:54,021 You might wanna have something planned, 508 00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:55,188 in case you get nervous. 509 00:23:55,288 --> 00:23:57,357 [laughs] Yeah, we don't get nervous. 510 00:23:58,091 --> 00:24:01,161 - Okay. We'll find out. - Right. 511 00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:03,463 See you there! Thank you! 512 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:07,968 Shit, I'm nervous. 513 00:24:08,068 --> 00:24:10,103 - Girl, me too! - [shoes clacking] 514 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:13,173 - ["Two Hearts" playing] - [crowd chattering] 515 00:24:29,456 --> 00:24:32,492 We gotta stay ready 'cause they don't protect us. 516 00:24:32,593 --> 00:24:34,628 These motherfuckers need to respect us. 517 00:24:34,695 --> 00:24:35,896 Here's the question... 518 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:39,733 ["Two Hearts" playing in background] 519 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,702 [exhales] What about this finale? 520 00:24:41,802 --> 00:24:42,903 What about it? 521 00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:44,337 I think we need to practice it again. 522 00:24:44,437 --> 00:24:46,173 Ooh, we already practiced it. 523 00:24:46,273 --> 00:24:49,209 [The Guy] Hello, ladies. 524 00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:52,045 How about you cut the chit-chat 525 00:24:52,145 --> 00:24:55,315 and practice getting me some ice cream here, 526 00:24:55,382 --> 00:24:57,985 - what do you say? - What can I get for you? 527 00:24:58,051 --> 00:24:59,987 Um, how's your bubble gum? 528 00:25:00,053 --> 00:25:03,557 It's good if you like bubble gum. 529 00:25:03,657 --> 00:25:04,825 Let me get a taste. 530 00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:14,935 Mmm. 531 00:25:16,003 --> 00:25:17,270 Yeah, I see what you mean. 532 00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:19,773 Um, can you blow bubbles with this gum? 533 00:25:19,873 --> 00:25:21,609 Yeah, I-I guess so. 534 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:24,011 [sucks teeth] 535 00:25:24,377 --> 00:25:25,378 [rattles] 536 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,514 What else can you blow? 537 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,051 [exhales] 538 00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:33,553 What's your favorite flavor? 539 00:25:33,654 --> 00:25:34,888 - [Barbie] Um... - [The Guy's lips smack] 540 00:25:34,988 --> 00:25:37,190 Oh, wait a minute, let me guess... 541 00:25:37,725 --> 00:25:40,360 I bet you love the chocolate showers. 542 00:25:40,427 --> 00:25:41,762 - Am I right? - [Barbie scoffs] 543 00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:43,196 [tense music] 544 00:25:43,263 --> 00:25:44,898 - You know what? - [tense music] 545 00:25:44,998 --> 00:25:47,935 - [thuds] - I think I know exactly what's you want. 546 00:25:48,035 --> 00:25:51,872 You look like straight-up vanilla to me. 547 00:25:51,939 --> 00:25:54,141 Don't judge a book by its badge. 548 00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:57,044 I've been known to have a sweet tooth for the dark stuff. 549 00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:59,880 [car horn honking in distance] 550 00:25:59,947 --> 00:26:01,649 Is that right? 551 00:26:01,749 --> 00:26:04,752 What's the expression? Ah, that's it. 552 00:26:04,852 --> 00:26:07,054 The darker the berry-- 553 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,388 The harder the slap. 554 00:26:09,189 --> 00:26:10,390 I don't think that's it. 555 00:26:10,457 --> 00:26:11,959 You wanna find out? 556 00:26:13,026 --> 00:26:14,828 What can I get for you today, officer? 557 00:26:15,629 --> 00:26:17,064 [distant traffic droning] 558 00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:18,732 Give me a sugar cone of vanilla. 559 00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:20,768 - [thuds] - Great choice. 560 00:26:20,868 --> 00:26:23,570 - Two dollars. - [hands thud on counter] 561 00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:34,247 Aren't you forgetting something? 562 00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:38,185 ["Two Hearts" continues] 563 00:26:38,752 --> 00:26:42,690 Looks like somebody's got a freebie comin' his way! 564 00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:45,759 I'd like my hole punched, please. 565 00:26:58,571 --> 00:27:00,774 - [door opens] - Fucking pervert. 566 00:27:00,841 --> 00:27:03,310 - [door thuds] - Hey, could we get some help over here? 567 00:27:04,244 --> 00:27:06,113 Oh, you want us to help you now? 568 00:27:07,347 --> 00:27:09,182 Don't start with me, Jesse Jackson. 569 00:27:10,183 --> 00:27:11,551 [thudding] 570 00:27:15,422 --> 00:27:16,623 [sighs] 571 00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:18,458 What can I get for you today, sir? 572 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,995 - [distant traffic droning] - [chair creaks] 573 00:27:22,095 --> 00:27:23,563 [car door creaks, thuds] 574 00:27:23,663 --> 00:27:25,032 Where's my rocky road? 575 00:27:25,132 --> 00:27:26,366 They were out. 576 00:27:26,466 --> 00:27:28,235 They were out of rocky road? 577 00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:29,336 Yep. 578 00:27:29,970 --> 00:27:31,805 So you didn't think to ask me if I wanted something else? 579 00:27:31,872 --> 00:27:33,306 - Nope. - [distant whooping] 580 00:27:33,373 --> 00:27:37,010 - Fucking bitch! - [car engine starts, revs] 581 00:27:37,110 --> 00:27:40,180 ["Two Hearts" playing] 582 00:27:45,886 --> 00:27:48,856 Ay yo. Would you ever take a beginner class of Psytopics with me? 583 00:27:48,956 --> 00:27:50,423 Psytopics? 584 00:27:51,058 --> 00:27:53,660 - No, ma'am. - I mean, they say 585 00:27:53,727 --> 00:27:56,163 - classes could help control your reality. - And you believe that? 586 00:27:56,229 --> 00:27:58,431 You ain't never thought about changing your reality? 587 00:27:58,531 --> 00:28:00,533 We can change it tonight. 588 00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:02,235 Look, all I'm saying is, 589 00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:04,604 what if there is more to free up here 590 00:28:05,305 --> 00:28:08,341 in order to get free out here. 591 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:11,779 Okay, damn, that was deep. 592 00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,347 I'll meditate on that one. 593 00:28:16,549 --> 00:28:18,618 I guess you didn't hear about Yolanda. 594 00:28:19,486 --> 00:28:20,453 What about her? 595 00:28:20,553 --> 00:28:22,589 She worked at Psytopics 596 00:28:22,689 --> 00:28:25,125 for, like, six months. 597 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,794 Then, one day during class, 598 00:28:26,894 --> 00:28:29,396 she just started bleeding from her eyes and ears. 599 00:28:29,496 --> 00:28:31,731 - [clicks tongue] Nah! - Yeah! 600 00:28:31,832 --> 00:28:33,600 Ask Cherry, she was there. 601 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,635 She thought her head was about to explode. 602 00:28:36,603 --> 00:28:38,405 - Yeah, that shit crazy. - [scoffs] 603 00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:40,440 I mean, they at least gave her a refund. 604 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:42,075 Oh, I hope so. 605 00:28:42,776 --> 00:28:43,911 [laughs] 606 00:28:44,011 --> 00:28:47,080 ["Love Come Down" playing] 607 00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:51,484 [both laughing] 608 00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:53,286 She sure shouldn't. 609 00:28:54,187 --> 00:28:55,889 - [Entice] Did you see that? - Yeah. 610 00:29:00,127 --> 00:29:02,996 Hey, um, we're Barbie and Entice. 611 00:29:03,096 --> 00:29:04,431 We should be on the guest list. 612 00:29:04,531 --> 00:29:05,933 Oh, yeah, groupies around back. 613 00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:07,734 - [Entice] Groupies? - [Barbie] Oh, hell, no. 614 00:29:07,801 --> 00:29:08,936 We ain't no groupies. 615 00:29:09,036 --> 00:29:10,170 We're from Danger Zone. 616 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,905 [sighs deeply] 617 00:29:11,972 --> 00:29:12,973 What's y'all name? 618 00:29:13,073 --> 00:29:15,608 Entice. E-N-T-I-C-E. 619 00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:17,744 Barbie. B-A-R-B-I-E. 620 00:29:17,811 --> 00:29:19,412 [sighs] 621 00:29:19,479 --> 00:29:20,814 I ain't got you on the guest list. 622 00:29:20,914 --> 00:29:24,584 Shit, see, I knew that dude was lyin'. Damn! 623 00:29:24,651 --> 00:29:25,919 Look, are you sure? 624 00:29:27,054 --> 00:29:28,856 You're on the artist list. 625 00:29:30,590 --> 00:29:32,192 ["Love Come Down" continues] 626 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:33,760 The artist list. 627 00:29:33,827 --> 00:29:34,828 Yeah, 628 00:29:35,595 --> 00:29:36,997 that's us. 629 00:29:37,097 --> 00:29:38,866 - Artists. - [chuckles] 630 00:29:38,966 --> 00:29:40,133 Danger Zone. 631 00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:41,634 - [flashlight clicks] - So, listen. 632 00:29:41,734 --> 00:29:43,503 Green room's through that door, end of the hall. 633 00:29:43,603 --> 00:29:46,139 Alright? Fo sho, have fun! 634 00:29:49,342 --> 00:29:52,445 Artists we're... Artists. 635 00:29:55,082 --> 00:29:56,516 - Ooh! - Where is it? 636 00:29:56,616 --> 00:29:58,285 He said at the end of the hall. 637 00:29:58,351 --> 00:29:59,486 Is this it? 638 00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:02,355 Oh, shit! 639 00:30:02,455 --> 00:30:03,991 [woman moans] 640 00:30:04,091 --> 00:30:06,860 - I'm sorry. - Oh, come on, $hort. 641 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,561 [door creaks, thuds] 642 00:30:09,362 --> 00:30:10,697 What happened? 643 00:30:10,797 --> 00:30:11,999 $hort's in there. 644 00:30:12,099 --> 00:30:14,968 For real? Then why didn't you go in? 645 00:30:15,602 --> 00:30:16,703 He eating pussy. 646 00:30:18,471 --> 00:30:19,472 Oh. 647 00:30:21,308 --> 00:30:23,410 Maybe we should give him a minute then. 648 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:24,811 Maybe five... 649 00:30:26,179 --> 00:30:27,247 ten minutes? 650 00:30:28,481 --> 00:30:33,153 - [door opens] - [people chattering] 651 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,521 [door thuds] 652 00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:40,227 - End of the hall. - Right. 653 00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:42,362 [commentator] They can't wake Sleepy! 654 00:30:42,462 --> 00:30:44,564 [indistinct shouting] 655 00:30:44,664 --> 00:30:47,901 Sleepy Floyd is Superman! [continues indistinctly] 656 00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:50,003 [Lenny G] Mothafucker called him Superman! 657 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:52,705 Hey, 'sup, y'all? 658 00:30:52,805 --> 00:30:53,907 Danger Zone! 659 00:30:54,007 --> 00:30:55,442 Can y'all believe this game? 660 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:57,777 - Sleepy goin' off! - Cool. 661 00:30:57,877 --> 00:31:00,180 Hey, make yourself comfortable. 662 00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:01,348 Y'all wanna drink? 663 00:31:01,414 --> 00:31:03,016 - Sure. - No. Thanks. 664 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,052 [indistinct chatter] 665 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,856 Lenny, you know, we ain't really talk about money. 666 00:31:09,923 --> 00:31:10,890 - Right. - [bottle cap clinks] 667 00:31:10,991 --> 00:31:12,592 I was thinking 5% of the door. 668 00:31:12,692 --> 00:31:13,760 Cool? 669 00:31:16,196 --> 00:31:17,931 Hey, find me after the show, okay? 670 00:31:18,031 --> 00:31:20,200 Alright, sure. 671 00:31:20,267 --> 00:31:22,769 [commentator indistinct] 672 00:31:22,869 --> 00:31:24,237 Hey, you okay? 673 00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:28,075 Yeah, I just thought we was gonna go over it 674 00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:29,376 at least one more time. 675 00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:32,712 You'll feel it, okay, I promise you. 676 00:31:36,950 --> 00:31:38,318 I need a bathroom. 677 00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,754 [distant cheering] 678 00:31:41,854 --> 00:31:44,157 [sighing deeply] 679 00:31:48,028 --> 00:31:49,162 [Barbie knocks] 680 00:31:49,262 --> 00:31:51,999 Come on, the show's starting! 681 00:31:52,899 --> 00:31:54,801 Go ahead, I'll be there in a minute. 682 00:31:55,735 --> 00:31:57,337 [Barbie] You sure you're okay? 683 00:31:59,072 --> 00:32:00,073 Yeah. 684 00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:02,442 Yeah, just-just gimme a minute. 685 00:32:03,943 --> 00:32:05,112 [Barbie] Aight. 686 00:32:08,581 --> 00:32:09,949 [sighs] 687 00:32:10,050 --> 00:32:11,751 [chanting] We want $hort! 688 00:32:11,818 --> 00:32:14,421 We want $hort! We want $hort! 689 00:32:14,487 --> 00:32:15,955 Alright, y'all! 690 00:32:16,056 --> 00:32:18,425 Give it up for the man y'all came to see! 691 00:32:18,491 --> 00:32:20,627 Oakland's own, 692 00:32:20,727 --> 00:32:24,664 Too $hort! 693 00:32:24,764 --> 00:32:27,600 - [upbeat rap music] - [cheering] 694 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:32,372 * These are the tales, the freaky tales * 695 00:32:32,505 --> 00:32:35,508 * These are the tales that I tell so well * 696 00:32:35,642 --> 00:32:38,378 * These are the tales, the freaky tales * 697 00:32:38,511 --> 00:32:41,514 * These are the tales that I tell so well * 698 00:32:41,648 --> 00:32:44,451 * I met this girl, her name was Joan * 699 00:32:44,584 --> 00:32:47,587 * She loved the way I rocked on the microphone * 700 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,290 * When I met Joan, I took her home * 701 00:32:50,423 --> 00:32:53,660 * She was just like a doggy all on my bone * 702 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,762 What was going through your head in the fourth quarter? 703 00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:58,331 Um, I wasn't really thinking at all, Jim. 704 00:32:58,431 --> 00:32:59,999 It was a strange feeling, uh, 705 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,835 as if I left my body for a few minutes of it. 706 00:33:02,935 --> 00:33:05,338 Well, you certainly were playing like a man possessed. 707 00:33:05,438 --> 00:33:07,340 - Congratulations. - Uh, thank you. 708 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,209 I just wanna say hi out there to my mom, 709 00:33:09,309 --> 00:33:11,111 and my girlfriend, Andrea, watching at home. 710 00:33:11,211 --> 00:33:12,445 [Jim] We'll be right back 711 00:33:12,545 --> 00:33:14,447 with the post-game show after the break. 712 00:33:15,382 --> 00:33:18,017 [man] Before I went to Psytopics, my life was outta control. 713 00:33:18,118 --> 00:33:19,519 I was on the street. 714 00:33:19,619 --> 00:33:20,853 I didn't care about anyone, 715 00:33:20,953 --> 00:33:22,189 and no one cared about me. 716 00:33:22,289 --> 00:33:23,523 But everything changed 717 00:33:23,623 --> 00:33:24,691 when I took my first class 718 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,259 at the Spiritual Learning Center. 719 00:33:26,359 --> 00:33:29,062 I learned there's a cosmic force all around us. 720 00:33:29,162 --> 00:33:31,631 Anyone can tap into it, even you. 721 00:33:31,731 --> 00:33:33,433 It's not a joke, trust me. 722 00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:37,537 If you wanna change your life, start by trusting your mind. 723 00:33:37,637 --> 00:33:39,539 Start by trusting Psytopics. 724 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:43,676 * My girlfriend's name was Michelle * 725 00:33:43,810 --> 00:33:45,178 * Her booty was bigger * 726 00:33:45,278 --> 00:33:46,646 - * than a tail on a whale * - Good to go? 727 00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:48,315 - Yeah. - * When I freaked Michelle * 728 00:33:48,448 --> 00:33:50,083 * I freaked her well * 729 00:33:50,217 --> 00:33:53,019 * Her pussy got hotter than the flames in Hell * 730 00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:57,090 So right about now, 731 00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:59,459 - I wanna try something new. - [audience cheering] 732 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,294 I feel like battling tonight. 733 00:34:01,394 --> 00:34:03,563 - [audience cheering] Yeah! - Who with me? 734 00:34:03,663 --> 00:34:07,567 [audience cheering] 735 00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:09,369 But I don't think nobody crazy enough 736 00:34:09,436 --> 00:34:11,638 to jump on this stage with Too $hort! 737 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,707 Oh, wait, hold up, hold up! 738 00:34:14,774 --> 00:34:16,776 I think we found somebody. 739 00:34:16,876 --> 00:34:18,745 What's this WrestleMania bullshit? 740 00:34:18,845 --> 00:34:20,747 Is Danger Zone in the house? 741 00:34:21,614 --> 00:34:23,916 - Okay, that's us, let's go! - Oh, no, wait. 742 00:34:25,185 --> 00:34:26,953 - They set us up. - What? 743 00:34:27,053 --> 00:34:29,222 - [Lenny G] Where you at... - They wanna humiliate us. 744 00:34:29,289 --> 00:34:30,923 What are you talking about? 745 00:34:31,023 --> 00:34:33,993 Girl, they are calling us on stage, now, let's go! 746 00:34:34,093 --> 00:34:35,595 I don't think they showed up. 747 00:34:35,695 --> 00:34:37,096 They think we're a joke. 748 00:34:37,197 --> 00:34:38,965 - Bitch, do you see me joking? - Danger Zone? 749 00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:41,501 - I don't even know them. - [Lenny G] There they go! 750 00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:45,505 Give it up for Danger Zone, y'all! 751 00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:47,474 - [man] Damn, they crazy. - [scattered applause] 752 00:34:47,574 --> 00:34:49,276 [indistinct chatter] 753 00:34:51,944 --> 00:34:53,613 - Y'all ready, right? - Fuck, yeah, we ready. 754 00:34:53,713 --> 00:34:54,914 Then let's do this. 755 00:34:56,983 --> 00:34:58,518 [upbeat rap music] 756 00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:00,853 - * Say, hoe * - [audience clamors] 757 00:35:00,953 --> 00:35:03,423 - * Yeah, you * - [clamoring] 758 00:35:03,556 --> 00:35:05,091 * Can I ask you a question? * 759 00:35:05,158 --> 00:35:07,093 [man] Ask 'em, $hort! 760 00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:09,929 - * You like to fuck? * - [clamoring continues] 761 00:35:10,062 --> 00:35:12,365 * Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that? * 762 00:35:12,499 --> 00:35:15,402 * Oh, you like to make love? * 763 00:35:15,535 --> 00:35:17,837 * I saw you walking down the street so I had to stop * 764 00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:19,939 * Turn up the radio and drop the top * 765 00:35:20,072 --> 00:35:22,575 * I see you look so good and you're so fine * 766 00:35:22,709 --> 00:35:24,777 * Young tender, would you be mine? * 767 00:35:24,911 --> 00:35:27,180 * I put you in my car, drive you to my house * 768 00:35:27,314 --> 00:35:28,248 * 'Cause I'm a mack * 769 00:35:28,381 --> 00:35:29,616 * I cold turn you out * 770 00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:32,219 * I won't ask and I sure won't beg * 771 00:35:32,352 --> 00:35:34,086 * Reach right over and rub your leg * 772 00:35:34,221 --> 00:35:36,523 * I let my hand slide between your miniskirt * 773 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:38,958 * Put my finger in your panties, start goin' to work * 774 00:35:39,091 --> 00:35:41,228 * What time is it, don't watch the clock * 775 00:35:41,361 --> 00:35:43,696 * Lay back, baby doll, and I'll rock the cock * 776 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:46,032 * Funky fresh I am, and I always can * 777 00:35:46,165 --> 00:35:48,235 * Freak nasty, I'm the man * 778 00:35:48,368 --> 00:35:50,737 * I take you out to the finest restaurant * 779 00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:53,105 * Buy you any damn thing that you want * 780 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,375 * You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose * 781 00:35:55,508 --> 00:35:57,744 * But later on you're coming out with them pantyhose * 782 00:35:57,877 --> 00:36:00,112 * You want gold, girl, what's next? * 783 00:36:00,247 --> 00:36:02,449 * It's me and you, doing the sex * 784 00:36:02,582 --> 00:36:04,817 * So now you know I'm just a freak * 785 00:36:04,951 --> 00:36:07,119 * Give it up, baby, I can't wait two weeks * 786 00:36:07,254 --> 00:36:09,556 * I want it all, don't say I won't * 787 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:12,024 * Get it, girl, now I'm telling you don't * 788 00:36:12,124 --> 00:36:13,893 [cheering] 789 00:36:17,730 --> 00:36:19,198 Come on. 790 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,702 [inhales] Nigga-- 791 00:36:22,802 --> 00:36:24,103 [audience groaning] 792 00:36:24,203 --> 00:36:26,606 You got this, don't fight it. 793 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:30,743 - Just breathe, now, tell him. - [mystical music] 794 00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:33,145 * Nigga, please, you provoke no feeling * 795 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,582 * You must've forgot the girls of whom you're dealing * 796 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,517 * We haven't the urge to get busy * 797 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:39,552 - * Like those dizzy Lizzies * - * Who used to dance for you * 798 00:36:39,686 --> 00:36:41,153 - * You're through * - * I can't put it more blunt * 799 00:36:41,288 --> 00:36:43,490 * Your vocab is restricted, you're addicted * 800 00:36:43,623 --> 00:36:45,224 * To the words you inflicted * 801 00:36:45,358 --> 00:36:47,427 - * Time after time * - * Line after line * 802 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,662 * Talking 'bout the bitches that are on your mind * 803 00:36:49,796 --> 00:36:51,197 - * Do they call you $hort... * - * 'Cause of your height? * 804 00:36:51,331 --> 00:36:52,999 * Or your width? Diss me, boy * 805 00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:54,867 * I'll hang your balls from a cliff * 806 00:36:55,001 --> 00:36:56,369 - * Wrapped around a slinky * - * You're a dinky * 807 00:36:56,503 --> 00:36:57,804 - * It's an easy task * - * To the corner * 808 00:36:57,937 --> 00:36:59,372 * 'Cause the curb didn't want your ass * 809 00:36:59,506 --> 00:37:01,274 * Your name is Yuck Mouth, you don't brush * 810 00:37:01,408 --> 00:37:03,175 * Gotta cover your mouth like this * 811 00:37:03,310 --> 00:37:04,944 * They call you Yuck Mouth * 812 00:37:05,077 --> 00:37:07,013 - * You refuse to brush * - * No, sweetheart * 813 00:37:07,146 --> 00:37:08,281 * You can keep that kiss * 814 00:37:08,415 --> 00:37:09,782 * You're a freak with no tail * 815 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,851 * You have no ass, class, you can't pass * 816 00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:14,020 - * You're simply trash * - * You're a typical nigga * 817 00:37:14,153 --> 00:37:15,588 * The kind you don't take home * 818 00:37:15,722 --> 00:37:16,556 - * This is Entice * - * And Barbie * 819 00:37:16,689 --> 00:37:18,024 * From the Danger Zone * 820 00:37:18,157 --> 00:37:20,059 * Like a short dog that carries fleas * 821 00:37:20,192 --> 00:37:21,861 - * You make my ass - * Itch, twitch * 822 00:37:21,994 --> 00:37:23,630 - * Don't you wish * - * You could scratch it? * 823 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,298 * And grab it like you want it * 824 00:37:25,432 --> 00:37:27,367 * The name fits 'cause you're all up on it * 825 00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:32,071 - [echoes] * On it * - [cheering] 826 00:37:32,138 --> 00:37:34,206 - Alright. - [upbeat rap music] 827 00:37:34,341 --> 00:37:36,409 * Yeah, check * 828 00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:37,810 * Get mad if you want * 829 00:37:37,944 --> 00:37:38,978 * I won't front * 830 00:37:39,111 --> 00:37:40,179 * When it's time to hump * 831 00:37:40,313 --> 00:37:41,648 * I won't be no punk * 832 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,750 * Roll your ass over and tap the butt * 833 00:37:43,883 --> 00:37:45,818 * Too $hort, baby, all in them guts * 834 00:37:45,952 --> 00:37:48,388 * I'm not your ABC, from the alphabet * 835 00:37:48,521 --> 00:37:50,557 * Every letter I'll write will make your pussy wet * 836 00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:52,992 * I'm a player, bitch, I thought you knew * 837 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:55,061 * Like every other nigga in my crew * 838 00:37:55,194 --> 00:37:57,664 * I bump hoes, now it's your turn * 839 00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,066 * Tell me, young tender, when will you learn? * 840 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:02,369 * I cold mack like pimps you know * 841 00:38:02,502 --> 00:38:04,704 * Won't sell you dope or sell you blow * 842 00:38:04,837 --> 00:38:07,507 * Just your average everyday straight bump up, bitch * 843 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,342 * My gold rings come from spits * 844 00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:12,111 * Look, baby, you know what I want * 845 00:38:12,244 --> 00:38:14,013 * You acting like it's that time of the month * 846 00:38:14,146 --> 00:38:15,247 * Are you bleeding? * 847 00:38:15,382 --> 00:38:17,016 * Can't think about sex * 848 00:38:17,149 --> 00:38:18,551 * Irritated by your Kotex * 849 00:38:18,685 --> 00:38:19,919 * We don't need to kiss * 850 00:38:20,052 --> 00:38:21,454 * We don't have to fuck * 851 00:38:21,588 --> 00:38:23,556 * I'll pull out my dick, bitch, you can suck * 852 00:38:23,656 --> 00:38:30,062 [audience cheering, chattering] 853 00:38:30,162 --> 00:38:33,433 - Let's see if y'all can top that. - Y'all better come with it. 854 00:38:33,566 --> 00:38:35,768 - * Punk, I'm not a tease * - * I'm not a skeezer * 855 00:38:35,902 --> 00:38:37,937 * And most definitely not a dick pleaser * 856 00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:39,706 * You're dreaming, and scheming, and fiending * 857 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:40,973 - * For my lust * - * You don't have enough * 858 00:38:41,107 --> 00:38:42,341 * For you I feel disgust * 859 00:38:42,475 --> 00:38:43,543 - * Wait * - Small things I hate * 860 00:38:43,676 --> 00:38:44,644 * For goodness' sakes * 861 00:38:44,777 --> 00:38:45,878 * If I wanted someone small * 862 00:38:46,012 --> 00:38:47,414 * I would masturbate * 863 00:38:47,547 --> 00:38:49,281 * I'm not talking 'bout your height, weight * 864 00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:50,783 - * Or what you dream * - * When I say Too $hort * 865 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:52,351 - * You know what I mean * - * You see * 866 00:38:52,485 --> 00:38:53,886 - * I need a man * - * Not a boy * 867 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,488 - * To approach me * - * Your lame game * 868 00:38:55,622 --> 00:38:56,589 * Really insults me * 869 00:38:56,723 --> 00:38:57,724 * Your name is Too $hort * 870 00:38:57,857 --> 00:38:58,958 * Or shall I say too skinny * 871 00:38:59,091 --> 00:39:00,092 * If size were money, honey * 872 00:39:00,226 --> 00:39:01,428 * You wouldn't have a penny * 873 00:39:01,561 --> 00:39:03,195 * Little boy, you're not a player * 874 00:39:03,329 --> 00:39:04,664 - * I'm your savior * - * To try to get at me shows * 875 00:39:04,797 --> 00:39:06,265 * Audacious behavior * 876 00:39:06,399 --> 00:39:08,300 * You wanna bit of danger, step into my zone * 877 00:39:08,435 --> 00:39:09,636 * You call yourself a dog * 878 00:39:09,769 --> 00:39:11,003 * That's how I'll send you home * 879 00:39:11,137 --> 00:39:13,039 * With your tail between your legs * 880 00:39:13,105 --> 00:39:14,507 - * Screeching and whining * - * Nigga say you got some * 881 00:39:14,574 --> 00:39:15,442 - * Nigga, please * - * You're lying * 882 00:39:15,508 --> 00:39:17,343 * 'Cause to fight the feeling * 883 00:39:17,477 --> 00:39:18,845 - * There would have to be one * - * And mathematically * 884 00:39:18,978 --> 00:39:20,112 - * Me plus you * - * Equals none * 885 00:39:20,212 --> 00:39:25,452 [audience cheering, shouting] 886 00:39:35,194 --> 00:39:38,965 [Lenny G] Let's give it up for Danger Zone! 887 00:39:39,065 --> 00:39:42,134 [audience cheering] 888 00:39:48,374 --> 00:39:51,077 [bus engine revving] 889 00:39:58,184 --> 00:40:01,053 - [both giggling] - Girl! [groans softly] 890 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:05,424 [upbeat music] 891 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:30,016 [upbeat electronic music] 892 00:40:35,555 --> 00:40:37,256 [Too $hort] The third chapter... 893 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:47,466 [beeping] 894 00:40:47,567 --> 00:40:50,637 [line ringing] 895 00:40:50,737 --> 00:40:52,304 [receptionist] Dr. Seale's office. 896 00:40:52,404 --> 00:40:54,140 [Clint] Dr. Seale, please. 897 00:40:55,742 --> 00:40:58,711 [birds chirping in distance] 898 00:40:58,811 --> 00:41:02,148 - [Dr. Seale] Hello? - Dr. Seale, it's Clint. 899 00:41:03,282 --> 00:41:04,350 How is she? 900 00:41:05,451 --> 00:41:07,286 I've been trying to reach you. 901 00:41:08,287 --> 00:41:10,122 I'm afraid she didn't make it. 902 00:41:10,189 --> 00:41:11,524 What? 903 00:41:11,624 --> 00:41:13,726 I'm sorry to have to tell you like this. 904 00:41:13,826 --> 00:41:15,494 We did everything we could. 905 00:41:16,629 --> 00:41:18,698 What do you mean? She's dead? She died? 906 00:41:18,798 --> 00:41:21,033 I don't understand. I was just there. 907 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:22,535 I'm sorry, Clint. 908 00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:24,203 She took a turn for the worse. 909 00:41:25,171 --> 00:41:27,707 There was just too much bleeding. 910 00:41:27,774 --> 00:41:29,676 We couldn't get her back to the OR in time. 911 00:41:29,776 --> 00:41:31,844 [tense music] 912 00:41:34,113 --> 00:41:35,347 What about the baby? 913 00:41:36,215 --> 00:41:39,018 She's in the NICU. Unresponsive. 914 00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:41,921 We're doing what we can, but it doesn't look good. 915 00:41:43,322 --> 00:41:44,490 Where are you, Clint? 916 00:41:45,224 --> 00:41:46,859 There are some police here. 917 00:41:46,959 --> 00:41:48,628 They'd like to ask you some questions 918 00:41:48,728 --> 00:41:51,497 about the, uh, the incident. 919 00:41:53,465 --> 00:41:56,168 [tense music] 920 00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,543 [creaks, thuds] 921 00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:37,376 [exhales deeply] 922 00:42:56,729 --> 00:42:59,231 [suspenseful music] 923 00:43:11,543 --> 00:43:13,012 Any requests? 924 00:43:14,146 --> 00:43:15,614 [Grace] The Fly. 925 00:43:15,715 --> 00:43:17,549 No. Nothing scary. 926 00:43:17,650 --> 00:43:18,951 Sid & Nancy. 927 00:43:19,051 --> 00:43:20,619 I wanted to watch it last year, but you said-- 928 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,155 I hate that music. It's just noise. 929 00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:24,991 - It gives me a headache. - [mimics] 930 00:43:26,158 --> 00:43:27,526 Oh, I said that? 931 00:43:28,294 --> 00:43:29,428 Yup. 932 00:43:29,495 --> 00:43:31,764 And then I said, "It's not just noise. 933 00:43:31,831 --> 00:43:33,465 It's actually about something." 934 00:43:33,565 --> 00:43:35,134 And what'd I say? 935 00:43:35,234 --> 00:43:37,336 [mimics Clint] "Yeah? What's it about?" 936 00:43:37,436 --> 00:43:39,538 [chuckles] And you said? 937 00:43:40,106 --> 00:43:41,674 "Emotional anarchy." 938 00:43:42,675 --> 00:43:43,676 Cool. 939 00:43:44,443 --> 00:43:45,712 You said that too. 940 00:43:45,812 --> 00:43:47,379 And then we watched The Money Pit. 941 00:43:47,479 --> 00:43:49,215 Which was not a bad movie. 942 00:43:52,418 --> 00:43:53,986 That actor's from Oakland. 943 00:43:55,187 --> 00:43:57,523 He used to sell hot dogs at A's games. 944 00:43:57,623 --> 00:44:00,392 I shook him down in the parking lot after a game once. 945 00:44:04,096 --> 00:44:05,564 I'm pretty sure it was him. 946 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,036 I'll see if they have it. 947 00:44:10,703 --> 00:44:11,704 Be careful. 948 00:44:14,273 --> 00:44:16,876 [car door squeaking] 949 00:44:16,976 --> 00:44:18,044 [car door slams] 950 00:44:22,614 --> 00:44:23,582 Clint. 951 00:44:26,618 --> 00:44:27,720 Hurry back. 952 00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:41,100 [door closes] 953 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,835 [suspenseful music] 954 00:44:42,902 --> 00:44:45,938 - [sirens wailing distantly] - [distant shouting] 955 00:44:48,707 --> 00:44:50,109 [sports commentary on radio] 956 00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:51,510 Hello? 957 00:44:51,577 --> 00:44:52,879 [store owner] Just a minute. 958 00:44:53,813 --> 00:44:55,047 [Clint] What's the score? 959 00:44:55,815 --> 00:44:57,083 [store owner] Lakers up big. 960 00:44:58,084 --> 00:44:59,085 Damn. 961 00:44:59,752 --> 00:45:02,588 You know, we got lucky against The Mailman, 962 00:45:02,688 --> 00:45:05,892 but these Warriors cannot keep up with Magic. 963 00:45:05,992 --> 00:45:08,194 - Yeah, well, you never know. - I mean, look, 964 00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:10,897 I'm just a movie guy. I don't know much about sports, 965 00:45:10,997 --> 00:45:13,966 but it's pretty obvious the brooms are coming out tomorrow. 966 00:45:14,066 --> 00:45:16,803 - Can't win 'em all I guess. - No, definitely cannot. 967 00:45:18,437 --> 00:45:20,907 Which is why we love the underdogs. 968 00:45:21,007 --> 00:45:23,375 They're a projection of ourselves. 969 00:45:23,442 --> 00:45:24,777 We're all just a bunch of losers. 970 00:45:24,877 --> 00:45:26,278 We cannot kill Darth Vader, 971 00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:28,280 and we cannot win a rumble against the Soviets, 972 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:30,382 and we definitely cannot beat LA. 973 00:45:30,449 --> 00:45:31,550 And yet, 974 00:45:32,284 --> 00:45:35,121 the underdog believes they can achieve the impossible. 975 00:45:36,188 --> 00:45:39,091 Top five underdog movies, go. 976 00:45:39,191 --> 00:45:41,794 - Oh, I'm actually here for-- - Let's begin with the obvious, 977 00:45:41,894 --> 00:45:44,330 Rocky. Most people assume it's number one, 978 00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,232 and I think it's best just to get it out of the way. 979 00:45:46,298 --> 00:45:48,667 It's probably your number one, am I right? Nevermind. 980 00:45:48,767 --> 00:45:51,070 Number four, it just came out last year, 981 00:45:51,137 --> 00:45:52,972 it's already an instant classic. 982 00:45:53,072 --> 00:45:55,942 You know where I'm going, right? Come on, basketball man. 983 00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:58,610 Dennis Hopper, in the same year as Blue Velvet, 984 00:45:58,710 --> 00:46:00,947 breaking our hearts both on and off the court. 985 00:46:01,047 --> 00:46:02,949 Say it with me on three. 986 00:46:03,049 --> 00:46:04,917 One, two, three. Hoosiers! 987 00:46:04,984 --> 00:46:08,020 - I haven't seen it. - And you call yourself a basketball fan? 988 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,688 No. I'm just here for some movies. 989 00:46:09,788 --> 00:46:11,623 And I'm giving them to you, Slim. 990 00:46:11,723 --> 00:46:13,325 [scoffs] That's my job. 991 00:46:13,425 --> 00:46:14,626 Number three. 992 00:46:14,726 --> 00:46:15,794 - [slams table] - Let's have it. 993 00:46:15,895 --> 00:46:16,929 The Dirty Dozen. 994 00:46:16,996 --> 00:46:18,630 - I've seen that. - Underdogs 995 00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:20,499 on a suicide mission to kill Nazis. 996 00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:21,800 Works on multiple levels. 997 00:46:21,901 --> 00:46:23,102 - Right. - Number two, 998 00:46:23,169 --> 00:46:25,704 Sidney Lumet directed this courtroom drama 999 00:46:25,804 --> 00:46:29,141 from a perfect script by David Mamet, 1000 00:46:29,241 --> 00:46:30,776 starring Paul Newman 1001 00:46:30,843 --> 00:46:34,213 at his incomparable ambulance-chasing best. 1002 00:46:37,483 --> 00:46:38,684 The Verdict. 1003 00:46:38,784 --> 00:46:41,153 - I heard that was good. - No, you didn't. 1004 00:46:41,253 --> 00:46:43,789 What you probably heard is that it is amazing. 1005 00:46:43,856 --> 00:46:46,192 So why haven't you seen it yet? 1006 00:46:46,292 --> 00:46:47,659 Are you even ready for number one? 1007 00:46:47,759 --> 00:46:49,328 You have no idea. 1008 00:46:49,428 --> 00:46:51,964 In his review of this 1979 film, 1009 00:46:52,031 --> 00:46:54,500 Roger Ebert wrote, quote, 1010 00:46:55,301 --> 00:46:58,204 "Movies like this hardly ever get made. 1011 00:46:58,304 --> 00:46:59,671 When they're made this well, 1012 00:46:59,771 --> 00:47:03,209 they become precious cinematic miracles." Unquote. 1013 00:47:03,309 --> 00:47:05,377 - Name that picture. - Look, 1014 00:47:05,477 --> 00:47:07,479 I'm not here to play Jeopardy. I'm here for some, 1015 00:47:07,546 --> 00:47:10,082 uh, specific titles. 1016 00:47:10,182 --> 00:47:12,818 I'm trying to provide you with an experience. 1017 00:47:12,885 --> 00:47:15,687 I appreciate it. Do you have... 1018 00:47:17,856 --> 00:47:19,525 Big Trouble in Little China? 1019 00:47:20,659 --> 00:47:22,728 Somebody just checked that out. Sorry. 1020 00:47:22,828 --> 00:47:25,697 For a more nuanced portrait of San Francisco's Chinatown, 1021 00:47:25,797 --> 00:47:27,266 I recommend Chan is Missing. 1022 00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:29,068 What about Tough Guys? 1023 00:47:29,168 --> 00:47:31,803 New releases. Anything else? 1024 00:47:31,904 --> 00:47:33,439 Ruthless People. 1025 00:47:35,407 --> 00:47:36,408 And? 1026 00:47:38,610 --> 00:47:39,946 The Color of Money. 1027 00:47:40,046 --> 00:47:42,614 [tense music] 1028 00:47:42,714 --> 00:47:45,351 And I thought you were here for the movies. 1029 00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:47,519 - How much? - Five hundred. 1030 00:47:51,057 --> 00:47:52,791 - Behind the curtain. - [thuds] 1031 00:47:52,891 --> 00:47:55,261 - Good luck. - [phone ringing] 1032 00:47:55,361 --> 00:47:56,362 Hey. 1033 00:47:57,363 --> 00:47:58,931 So what's number one? 1034 00:47:59,565 --> 00:48:01,600 I'll tell you when you come out. 1035 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,135 Late Night Video. 1036 00:48:03,702 --> 00:48:06,572 No, some jackass stole our entire collection. 1037 00:48:06,672 --> 00:48:09,976 But have you seen Scanners? It's basically the same idea. 1038 00:48:10,076 --> 00:48:11,710 Yeah. See ya. 1039 00:48:12,844 --> 00:48:14,280 [clicks, whirs] 1040 00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:19,285 - [whirring] - [suspenseful music] 1041 00:48:19,385 --> 00:48:21,553 - [upbeat electronic music] - [clicks] 1042 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,255 [volume increases] 1043 00:48:23,355 --> 00:48:26,225 ["I Wanna Be the One" by Stevie B playing] 1044 00:48:26,358 --> 00:48:29,061 [sings along] * ...when I'm all alone * 1045 00:48:29,195 --> 00:48:32,864 * I think of you and I'm feeling strong * 1046 00:48:32,999 --> 00:48:35,434 * I'm wishing you would just look my way * 1047 00:48:36,068 --> 00:48:41,007 ["I Wanna Be the One" continues] 1048 00:48:41,107 --> 00:48:43,809 - [chips clacking] - [Blowhard] All in, assholes! 1049 00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:49,448 Call. 1050 00:48:50,949 --> 00:48:52,351 Call? 1051 00:48:52,451 --> 00:48:54,953 You're dumber than you look, Yung. You know that? 1052 00:48:55,054 --> 00:48:57,023 I thought Asians were supposed to be smart. 1053 00:48:57,123 --> 00:48:59,258 - Oh, yeah. - [group giggling] 1054 00:49:02,294 --> 00:49:05,197 [clears throat] 1055 00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:08,200 Goddammit! 1056 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:11,137 [Clint] Ouch. That looked painful. 1057 00:49:11,237 --> 00:49:12,804 [Blowhard] Ah, shit. 1058 00:49:13,805 --> 00:49:16,175 [scoffs] Did that video dork let you in? 1059 00:49:17,343 --> 00:49:19,711 I bought in like everyone else. 1060 00:49:19,811 --> 00:49:21,613 [Blowhard] Okay, look. You saw that, right? 1061 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,550 - Hella bad beat. I'm sorry. - [sighs] 1062 00:49:24,650 --> 00:49:26,952 Why didn't you say something when you came in? I... 1063 00:49:27,019 --> 00:49:29,055 I had the money ten seconds ago. It's still on the table. 1064 00:49:29,155 --> 00:49:31,023 You were in the middle of a hand. 1065 00:49:31,123 --> 00:49:34,860 [sighing] 1066 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,395 Yung, do me a favor. 1067 00:49:36,495 --> 00:49:37,996 I'm sorry to ask this, but can I keep some of that 1068 00:49:38,097 --> 00:49:39,698 so I can get this clown off my back? 1069 00:49:39,798 --> 00:49:42,501 No, no, no. That's his money. I can't take his money. 1070 00:49:42,601 --> 00:49:44,303 What do you care? I'm gonna pay him back! 1071 00:49:44,370 --> 00:49:46,638 He's not gonna pay you back, Yung. 1072 00:49:46,705 --> 00:49:48,807 You're gonna have to hire a guy like me to rough him up for you. 1073 00:49:48,874 --> 00:49:51,177 It's a nasty business. Don't get involved. 1074 00:49:51,277 --> 00:49:52,178 [sighs] 1075 00:49:52,278 --> 00:49:53,912 [chair creaks] 1076 00:49:55,281 --> 00:49:56,582 Come on. What are you doing? 1077 00:49:57,349 --> 00:49:58,750 My job. 1078 00:49:58,850 --> 00:50:00,552 [sighs] I thought you retired. 1079 00:50:00,652 --> 00:50:01,887 Aren't you having a kid? 1080 00:50:02,621 --> 00:50:04,556 Hey, congratulations, by the way. 1081 00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:06,192 Thank you. 1082 00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:09,195 Ah, kids are the best. Changed my life. 1083 00:50:09,295 --> 00:50:10,329 What do you have? 1084 00:50:10,396 --> 00:50:11,663 Two boys. 1085 00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:13,532 No. 1086 00:50:14,032 --> 00:50:15,401 What do you have for The Guy? 1087 00:50:15,967 --> 00:50:16,935 Nothing. 1088 00:50:17,969 --> 00:50:20,005 You saw what happened. Yung took my money. 1089 00:50:20,072 --> 00:50:21,273 It's right there. 1090 00:50:21,373 --> 00:50:22,741 'Cause Asians are smarter. 1091 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:26,212 Okay, listen. Check this out. 1092 00:50:27,146 --> 00:50:28,114 Careful. 1093 00:50:28,214 --> 00:50:30,749 Ah, er... [scoffs] 1094 00:50:33,152 --> 00:50:34,420 Courtside seats. 1095 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,021 Game 4. 1096 00:50:36,088 --> 00:50:37,889 Warriors-Lakers. 1097 00:50:39,391 --> 00:50:40,692 These are worth at least a thousand. 1098 00:50:40,759 --> 00:50:42,461 Anybody know how much these tickets are worth? 1099 00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:43,862 Five hundred, tops. 1100 00:50:43,929 --> 00:50:45,697 What? No way, man. 1101 00:50:45,764 --> 00:50:48,267 We're talking about the showtime Lakers. 1102 00:50:48,367 --> 00:50:50,236 Jack Nicholson would pay a grand a piece. 1103 00:50:50,336 --> 00:50:51,803 Do you know Jack Nicholson? 1104 00:50:52,704 --> 00:50:55,807 No. But I'm sure I could make a few phone calls. 1105 00:50:55,907 --> 00:50:57,709 Alright? I think he'd be very interested. 1106 00:50:58,244 --> 00:51:00,112 - Okay. - Okay, what? 1107 00:51:00,212 --> 00:51:01,413 Make some calls. 1108 00:51:02,281 --> 00:51:03,615 If you can sell 'em, I'll wait. 1109 00:51:03,715 --> 00:51:06,485 [tense music] 1110 00:51:07,052 --> 00:51:08,254 Will somebody buy these? 1111 00:51:08,354 --> 00:51:09,388 - Mm-mm. - Please? 1112 00:51:09,455 --> 00:51:10,822 - [overlapping] - Two-fifty. 1113 00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:12,291 Kiss my ass, $250. 1114 00:51:12,391 --> 00:51:14,260 - Alright. Forget it then. - Forget you then. 1115 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,327 Okay. 1116 00:51:16,395 --> 00:51:17,563 [exhales deeply] 1117 00:51:18,897 --> 00:51:20,932 I'll give these tickets to The Guy. 1118 00:51:21,032 --> 00:51:22,901 I'll say they're worth $500, more or less. 1119 00:51:22,968 --> 00:51:24,836 More. Definitely more. 1120 00:51:24,936 --> 00:51:26,838 But, okay, fine. Thank you. 1121 00:51:26,938 --> 00:51:28,640 You know it's not enough though. 1122 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,610 [sighs] What? 1123 00:51:34,746 --> 00:51:36,081 It's not enough. 1124 00:51:36,148 --> 00:51:38,250 - Those are courtside seats. - Right or left? 1125 00:51:38,317 --> 00:51:39,318 Under the basket. 1126 00:51:39,418 --> 00:51:40,419 Right... 1127 00:51:41,487 --> 00:51:42,588 or left? 1128 00:51:44,923 --> 00:51:46,525 Come on, Clint. Is this necessary? 1129 00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:47,659 You want me to choose? 1130 00:51:47,759 --> 00:51:49,828 [sighs] Fuck it. 1131 00:51:50,762 --> 00:51:51,763 - [finger cracks] - Ow! 1132 00:51:51,830 --> 00:51:53,332 - [men] Ooh. - Fuck! 1133 00:51:53,432 --> 00:51:55,467 - [groans] - Ah, you're alright. 1134 00:51:55,567 --> 00:51:57,703 - Fucking A! Fuck! - This yours? 1135 00:51:57,803 --> 00:51:59,305 Fuck! [pants] 1136 00:51:59,405 --> 00:52:01,707 - Yeah. - [indistinct chatter] 1137 00:52:02,674 --> 00:52:05,010 - You okay to drive? Yeah? - Yeah. 1138 00:52:06,978 --> 00:52:08,547 Well, fellas... 1139 00:52:10,249 --> 00:52:11,149 [sighs] 1140 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,651 I'm officially retired. 1141 00:52:12,751 --> 00:52:14,019 - [man] Yeah! - [Yung] Good luck, homie. 1142 00:52:14,152 --> 00:52:15,487 * I need you girl * 1143 00:52:15,587 --> 00:52:17,556 - * And I need you now * - [door opens] 1144 00:52:18,290 --> 00:52:21,159 - [song continues] - [door closes] 1145 00:52:23,429 --> 00:52:28,400 [indistinct commentary on radio continues] 1146 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,068 What happened to the other guy? 1147 00:52:30,168 --> 00:52:31,169 What other guy? 1148 00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:33,138 The other dude who works here. 1149 00:52:33,205 --> 00:52:35,874 He was gonna tell me the best underdog movie of all time. 1150 00:52:38,210 --> 00:52:40,078 I'm the only one here today. 1151 00:52:40,178 --> 00:52:41,747 No, there was another guy. 1152 00:52:42,848 --> 00:52:45,684 A little older. Maybe the owner? 1153 00:52:46,785 --> 00:52:49,054 But you're the owner, sir. 1154 00:52:49,855 --> 00:52:51,490 You've always been the owner. 1155 00:52:55,527 --> 00:52:57,529 I'm just fucking with you. That was Hank. 1156 00:52:57,629 --> 00:52:59,831 [chuckles] He's hella intense, huh? 1157 00:52:59,898 --> 00:53:01,833 Oh, he's just on his lunch break, so... 1158 00:53:10,309 --> 00:53:13,379 [suspenseful music] 1159 00:53:19,385 --> 00:53:25,524 [whirring] 1160 00:53:31,597 --> 00:53:33,565 [clerk] Uh, your nose... 1161 00:53:35,401 --> 00:53:36,602 Here. 1162 00:53:43,775 --> 00:53:45,076 Go Warriors. 1163 00:53:46,378 --> 00:53:49,481 [on radio] Credit to the Lakers. They just know how to win. 1164 00:53:49,581 --> 00:53:52,618 - [continues indistinctly] - [car passing by] 1165 00:54:00,892 --> 00:54:02,561 [car door slams] 1166 00:54:04,363 --> 00:54:05,431 Aw! 1167 00:54:06,197 --> 00:54:08,300 - [exhales] - You'll watch it with me? 1168 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,169 Cost me 90 bucks, you bet your ass I'm gonna watch it with you. 1169 00:54:11,803 --> 00:54:14,105 - You bought this? - I ran the numbers, and I figured 1170 00:54:14,205 --> 00:54:16,642 we still come out ahead on late fees. 1171 00:54:20,245 --> 00:54:21,413 So? 1172 00:54:25,617 --> 00:54:27,319 [exhales] You know what this is? 1173 00:54:28,153 --> 00:54:29,455 A fist of fury. 1174 00:54:29,555 --> 00:54:31,089 It was a fist of fury. 1175 00:54:32,057 --> 00:54:34,693 Now it's just a hand. [chuckles] 1176 00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:37,095 - So no more punching? - No more punching. 1177 00:54:37,162 --> 00:54:38,697 At least not for money. 1178 00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:40,966 Well, damn, baby, let's celebrate! 1179 00:54:41,667 --> 00:54:44,770 Okay, but before we go to Reno, can we stop at Cody's? 1180 00:54:44,836 --> 00:54:47,939 This new lady at work said that she has this Psytopics book. 1181 00:54:48,474 --> 00:54:50,141 She said it'll change my life. 1182 00:54:51,176 --> 00:54:53,879 You don't need a book to change your life, baby. 1183 00:55:05,256 --> 00:55:07,058 [tense music] 1184 00:55:07,158 --> 00:55:08,394 Look at me. 1185 00:55:10,028 --> 00:55:11,196 [keys jingle] 1186 00:55:11,296 --> 00:55:12,798 [tense music continues] 1187 00:55:12,864 --> 00:55:14,466 You know who I am? 1188 00:55:16,668 --> 00:55:19,571 - No. - Look closer. 1189 00:55:19,671 --> 00:55:22,674 Subtract seven years from my face. 1190 00:55:24,976 --> 00:55:26,244 Now imagine, 1191 00:55:27,779 --> 00:55:29,848 I'm watching you kill my father. 1192 00:55:31,517 --> 00:55:35,887 - [punches landing] - [man groaning] 1193 00:55:35,987 --> 00:55:40,659 It ends when The Guy says it ends! 1194 00:55:40,726 --> 00:55:42,394 - [punches thudding] - [grunts] 1195 00:55:42,494 --> 00:55:43,762 [Antonio yells] Stop! 1196 00:55:44,463 --> 00:55:47,499 [tense music] 1197 00:56:07,085 --> 00:56:08,386 I'm sorry. 1198 00:56:09,521 --> 00:56:13,559 I'm not the same person that did that to your father. 1199 00:56:13,659 --> 00:56:15,594 [sobs] The thing is, 1200 00:56:16,828 --> 00:56:18,196 I don't care. 1201 00:56:19,998 --> 00:56:22,100 [tense music intensifies] 1202 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:23,234 [gun fires] 1203 00:56:23,334 --> 00:56:25,070 - [bullet shells clink] - [grunts] 1204 00:56:29,941 --> 00:56:32,277 [breathing heavily] 1205 00:56:33,845 --> 00:56:35,647 Don't watch it without me, okay? 1206 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:42,621 No... 1207 00:56:43,421 --> 00:56:45,223 No, no, no, no. 1208 00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:46,658 No, no, no! 1209 00:56:46,758 --> 00:56:48,660 [engine starts, revs] 1210 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,131 [tires screeching] 1211 00:57:01,106 --> 00:57:06,011 - [intense music] - [siren blares] 1212 00:57:26,431 --> 00:57:28,500 Hey, mister, you wanna buy a tape? 1213 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,769 I made this East Bay mix special for you. 1214 00:57:30,836 --> 00:57:32,203 Nah, kid, uh... 1215 00:57:32,303 --> 00:57:35,106 It's got Too $hort, and I know you like $hort. 1216 00:57:35,173 --> 00:57:37,042 Richie Rich, Tower of Power. 1217 00:57:37,142 --> 00:57:38,710 And if you don't like all that rap stuff, 1218 00:57:38,810 --> 00:57:40,211 it's got Sly and the Family Stone, 1219 00:57:40,311 --> 00:57:41,880 The Pointer Sisters, 1220 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:44,182 Sheila E., The Grateful Dead, 1221 00:57:44,282 --> 00:57:46,384 Operation Ivy, and Metallica, 1222 00:57:46,484 --> 00:57:48,119 if you're a rock and roll guy. 1223 00:57:58,496 --> 00:57:59,898 Trade you for these. 1224 00:58:03,835 --> 00:58:05,637 Pleasure doing business with you. 1225 00:58:30,729 --> 00:58:32,497 [door creaks, closes] 1226 00:58:32,564 --> 00:58:34,265 [Tina] It's fucking awesome. 1227 00:58:34,365 --> 00:58:36,234 - [Lucid indistinct] - [Tina chuckles] 1228 00:58:37,002 --> 00:58:39,504 - I love it, thank you. - [Lucid] Of course. 1229 00:58:40,038 --> 00:58:42,608 Oh, shit, whoa-oh! [laughs] 1230 00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:44,610 Wait, you might wanna put that away. 1231 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,915 [Dawson] You're late. 1232 00:58:56,922 --> 00:58:58,023 What's this? 1233 00:58:58,089 --> 00:58:59,457 Your fee. 1234 00:59:01,359 --> 00:59:02,427 It's light. 1235 00:59:04,229 --> 00:59:05,530 It's a taste. 1236 00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:09,635 Keep your taste, I want the entrée. 1237 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:12,638 We got one more job for you. 1238 00:59:13,605 --> 00:59:15,540 - The Warrior thing. - The Warrior thing? 1239 00:59:15,607 --> 00:59:17,142 The basketball guys. 1240 00:59:19,010 --> 00:59:20,445 Can't talk about it here. 1241 00:59:20,545 --> 00:59:23,815 [utensils clink] 1242 00:59:25,684 --> 00:59:28,887 Yesterday was the last, last job. 1243 00:59:30,421 --> 00:59:33,124 I did it, I'm done. 1244 00:59:33,859 --> 00:59:34,893 Fuck you. 1245 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,895 Okay, I do not have time for this. 1246 00:59:36,962 --> 00:59:38,296 You are 30 minutes late. 1247 00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:40,265 I'm gonna make this real easy for you. 1248 00:59:40,365 --> 00:59:41,633 You got two choices. 1249 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,436 You take that envelope, give it to The Guy, 1250 00:59:45,536 --> 00:59:47,005 you pray he takes mercy on you, 1251 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,108 'cause that is nowhere near your debt. 1252 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:52,610 Might be enough to buy you another day. 1253 00:59:52,711 --> 00:59:54,412 How you pay tomorrow's up to you. 1254 00:59:54,479 --> 00:59:56,748 What's he gonna do? Make me break my own legs? 1255 00:59:56,815 --> 00:59:58,784 You've seen these younger guys in action. 1256 00:59:58,884 --> 01:00:01,787 Cooper, Tuck. They truly do not give a fuck. 1257 01:00:01,887 --> 01:00:04,255 They take a little too much joy in the work. 1258 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:06,658 A lot more than you ever did. 1259 01:00:07,592 --> 01:00:09,327 And my second choice? 1260 01:00:09,427 --> 01:00:11,262 Slide that envelope back across the table, 1261 01:00:11,329 --> 01:00:13,264 do one more job with me and my crew tonight. 1262 01:00:14,399 --> 01:00:16,267 One more job. When's it ever end? 1263 01:00:16,334 --> 01:00:20,205 It ends when The Guy says it ends. 1264 01:00:29,447 --> 01:00:31,016 You forgot about door number three. 1265 01:00:31,116 --> 01:00:33,785 - There's no door number three. - [Clint breathes deeply] 1266 01:00:33,852 --> 01:00:35,453 Door number three is... 1267 01:00:37,122 --> 01:00:41,960 - [lighter flicks] - [tense music] 1268 01:00:47,532 --> 01:00:50,068 I see you in hell in a gasoline suit. 1269 01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:51,803 [chuckles] 1270 01:00:52,938 --> 01:00:55,573 Okay. [laughs] 1271 01:00:55,673 --> 01:00:57,475 Door number three it is. 1272 01:00:58,009 --> 01:00:59,310 You know what this means, right? 1273 01:00:59,377 --> 01:01:01,346 Everybody's on the table. 1274 01:01:01,446 --> 01:01:03,648 You, your family, your fuckin' dog, 1275 01:01:03,715 --> 01:01:05,416 The Guy's coming after everybody. 1276 01:01:07,018 --> 01:01:08,419 Well, I don't have a dog. 1277 01:01:10,355 --> 01:01:12,557 And my parents died when I was 15, 1278 01:01:14,059 --> 01:01:16,594 and my pregnant wife was murdered yesterday. 1279 01:01:16,694 --> 01:01:19,765 [tense music] 1280 01:01:25,136 --> 01:01:27,205 The Guy wants me, he knows where to find me. 1281 01:01:28,039 --> 01:01:29,674 But you may wanna warn him... 1282 01:01:33,912 --> 01:01:35,613 I got nothing left. 1283 01:01:36,581 --> 01:01:38,683 [tense music] 1284 01:01:44,055 --> 01:01:45,556 Pain, Clint. 1285 01:01:48,026 --> 01:01:49,727 Maybe you don't mind dying, 1286 01:01:50,561 --> 01:01:53,932 but he's gonna collect on that pain before you do. 1287 01:01:56,334 --> 01:01:57,402 Good. 1288 01:01:58,603 --> 01:02:01,372 I've caused a lot of people a lot of pain in this town. 1289 01:02:03,041 --> 01:02:05,110 Maybe it's my turn to bleed a little. 1290 01:02:14,119 --> 01:02:15,386 Can I see it? 1291 01:02:15,453 --> 01:02:19,424 [tense music continues] 1292 01:02:24,229 --> 01:02:25,330 Who's it for? 1293 01:02:26,031 --> 01:02:27,232 Nazis. 1294 01:02:32,437 --> 01:02:33,839 Aim for the neck. 1295 01:02:50,822 --> 01:02:52,357 [whirs] 1296 01:02:52,457 --> 01:02:54,092 ["So Very Hard To Go" by Tower of Power playing] 1297 01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:56,161 [singer vocalizing] 1298 01:02:57,262 --> 01:02:58,563 [lighter flicks] 1299 01:02:58,696 --> 01:03:01,166 * Ain't nothin' I can say * 1300 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,702 * Nothin' I can do * 1301 01:03:06,872 --> 01:03:10,308 * I feel so bad, yeah * 1302 01:03:11,843 --> 01:03:12,944 * I feel so blue * 1303 01:03:13,011 --> 01:03:14,946 - [keys jingle] - [engine starts] 1304 01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,547 * Mmm * 1305 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,618 * I got to make it right * 1306 01:03:21,819 --> 01:03:24,055 * For everyone concerned * 1307 01:03:27,525 --> 01:03:31,296 * Even if it's me, if it means, just me * 1308 01:03:32,097 --> 01:03:33,965 * Wants getting back * 1309 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:37,903 * 'Cause I can never... * 1310 01:03:38,036 --> 01:03:41,339 - [tires screeching] - * ...make you unhappy * 1311 01:03:41,439 --> 01:03:42,840 Clint Flood? 1312 01:03:42,941 --> 01:03:44,742 We need you to ID a suspect. 1313 01:03:44,876 --> 01:03:47,045 * No, I couldn't do that, girl * 1314 01:03:47,178 --> 01:03:49,981 * Only wish I didn't love you so... * 1315 01:03:50,048 --> 01:03:51,917 - [song stops] - [engine stops] 1316 01:03:52,017 --> 01:03:54,019 [commentator on radio] For the Warriors in this Game 4, 1317 01:03:54,119 --> 01:03:56,654 the backcourt will be Sleepy Floyd and Chris Mullin... 1318 01:03:56,721 --> 01:03:58,990 [continues indistinctly] 1319 01:03:59,057 --> 01:04:01,659 The underdog believes he can do the impossible. 1320 01:04:03,794 --> 01:04:05,063 Defeat the bully, 1321 01:04:07,198 --> 01:04:09,600 sell enough mixtapes to get out of the hood, 1322 01:04:11,236 --> 01:04:14,339 break enough bones to pay off his father's debt. 1323 01:04:18,809 --> 01:04:20,278 I'm done believing. 1324 01:04:23,181 --> 01:04:24,615 I'm gonna die today. 1325 01:04:27,885 --> 01:04:30,221 Most people go their whole lives not knowing when they're gonna die, 1326 01:04:30,321 --> 01:04:31,422 fearing death. 1327 01:04:33,258 --> 01:04:35,360 But I can say with certainty, 1328 01:04:38,196 --> 01:04:41,099 this underdog has seen his last day. 1329 01:04:44,669 --> 01:04:46,137 I'm okay with it. 1330 01:04:49,507 --> 01:04:50,908 My time has come. 1331 01:04:52,944 --> 01:04:55,947 [mysterious music] 1332 01:04:56,047 --> 01:04:57,282 And that's okay. 1333 01:05:00,918 --> 01:05:02,954 You hear what they found in the kid's car? 1334 01:05:03,054 --> 01:05:05,456 - What? - Psytopics Tape. 1335 01:05:05,556 --> 01:05:08,759 [Pierce] Psytopics? They do the freaky commercials with the green eyes, right? 1336 01:05:08,859 --> 01:05:12,630 [indistinct chatter] 1337 01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:15,433 [tense music] 1338 01:05:30,548 --> 01:05:32,250 [packet crumples, thuds] 1339 01:05:46,964 --> 01:05:48,199 Thanks. 1340 01:05:49,734 --> 01:05:52,437 [phone ringing] 1341 01:06:00,345 --> 01:06:03,181 [phone continues ringing] 1342 01:06:04,115 --> 01:06:05,383 [receiver clacks] 1343 01:06:06,817 --> 01:06:07,818 Yeah. 1344 01:06:15,693 --> 01:06:18,629 Okay. I guess you better tell him then. 1345 01:06:20,165 --> 01:06:21,332 It's for you. 1346 01:06:27,938 --> 01:06:29,040 - Hello? - [Dr. Seale] Clint? 1347 01:06:29,140 --> 01:06:31,109 Jesus Christ, it's Dr. Seale. 1348 01:06:31,209 --> 01:06:32,843 I have good news, Clint. 1349 01:06:32,943 --> 01:06:34,679 Your daughter is going to make it. 1350 01:06:34,779 --> 01:06:37,248 She's in stable condition, she's responsive, 1351 01:06:37,348 --> 01:06:38,849 she's very much alive. 1352 01:06:41,719 --> 01:06:42,887 She's alive? 1353 01:06:42,987 --> 01:06:45,956 Yes. Yes, goddammit, she's alive. 1354 01:06:46,057 --> 01:06:47,725 It's a fuckin' miracle. 1355 01:06:47,825 --> 01:06:49,260 Now get your ass back to the hospital 1356 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,362 and meet your girl. You hear me? 1357 01:06:55,166 --> 01:06:57,068 - Yeah. - Are you coming back? 1358 01:06:57,735 --> 01:06:58,669 Yeah. 1359 01:06:58,736 --> 01:07:02,240 [tense music] 1360 01:07:02,340 --> 01:07:04,008 I just have to do, uh... 1361 01:07:05,410 --> 01:07:07,112 I just have to do one thing. 1362 01:07:07,212 --> 01:07:10,115 [tense music buildup] 1363 01:07:16,887 --> 01:07:18,523 Congratulations. 1364 01:07:20,091 --> 01:07:22,393 Looks like you have something left after all. 1365 01:07:25,396 --> 01:07:28,399 [tense music continues] 1366 01:07:43,248 --> 01:07:45,483 Number three, raise your head. 1367 01:07:49,053 --> 01:07:52,157 [clicks tongue] Yeah, just keep looking. 1368 01:07:53,023 --> 01:07:56,060 Take your time. We're not in a hurry. 1369 01:08:00,131 --> 01:08:01,432 Number three. 1370 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,268 Step forward. 1371 01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:07,172 [breathing heavily] 1372 01:08:43,308 --> 01:08:44,809 [tense music sting] 1373 01:08:53,984 --> 01:08:55,820 [Payton] He's right in front of you. 1374 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,890 [soft ethereal music] 1375 01:08:59,990 --> 01:09:01,125 It ain't him. 1376 01:09:06,297 --> 01:09:08,833 Now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen. 1377 01:09:09,834 --> 01:09:12,136 I've gotta get my daughter from the hospital, 1378 01:09:12,970 --> 01:09:14,872 and pick another day to die. 1379 01:09:16,941 --> 01:09:21,045 [soft ethereal music continues] 1380 01:09:26,150 --> 01:09:30,154 [bouncy music] 1381 01:09:30,221 --> 01:09:33,458 [electronic music] 1382 01:09:33,558 --> 01:09:34,925 [Too $hort] Final chapter... 1383 01:09:43,801 --> 01:09:46,404 - [truck rumbling] - [shouting rowdily] 1384 01:09:46,504 --> 01:09:50,408 [truck horn tooting] 1385 01:09:50,508 --> 01:09:54,579 [upbeat punk music] 1386 01:09:54,679 --> 01:09:56,381 [snorting] 1387 01:10:06,891 --> 01:10:08,293 [roars] 1388 01:10:08,393 --> 01:10:12,129 Larry Smith, Rolling Fort, Mississippi. 1389 01:10:12,229 --> 01:10:15,600 Eight points per game, but rebounds are his specialty. 1390 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:18,235 He scored 15 points in Game 3. 1391 01:10:18,336 --> 01:10:19,937 Has no parents in town, 1392 01:10:20,037 --> 01:10:22,873 but he's got a girlfriend sitting in his comped seats, 1393 01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:24,775 row 12, section C. 1394 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:27,645 He had a childhood friend come in town last night. 1395 01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:30,781 Staying in some shitty motor lodge off Helgenberger. 1396 01:10:30,881 --> 01:10:32,383 [The Guy] That's some friend. 1397 01:10:32,450 --> 01:10:36,153 Chris Mullin, three-time Big East Player of the Year. 1398 01:10:36,253 --> 01:10:40,257 Guy's got a Gold Medal from the '84 Olympics, 1399 01:10:40,358 --> 01:10:43,494 but it's a high-risk, low reward collectible 1400 01:10:43,594 --> 01:10:45,262 from some guy nobody's heard of. 1401 01:10:45,363 --> 01:10:47,231 - [The Guy] Mmm. - It's his second season, 1402 01:10:47,298 --> 01:10:50,167 he already blew most of his bonus on booze. 1403 01:10:50,935 --> 01:10:53,604 He's a lush, and for what it's worth, 1404 01:10:53,704 --> 01:10:55,740 he's the only white guy on the team. 1405 01:10:56,741 --> 01:11:00,010 Okay, fine, leave him off the list. Next. 1406 01:11:00,578 --> 01:11:01,479 Purvis Short, 1407 01:11:01,579 --> 01:11:03,113 Hattiesburg, Mississippi. 1408 01:11:03,213 --> 01:11:05,950 What is it with this team and all these Mississippi boys? 1409 01:11:06,050 --> 01:11:10,521 Fun fact, he was the fifth overall draft pick in 1978. 1410 01:11:11,221 --> 01:11:12,457 You know who went sixth? 1411 01:11:12,557 --> 01:11:14,759 Do I look like a basketball encyclopedia? 1412 01:11:14,825 --> 01:11:16,026 Larry Bird. 1413 01:11:16,761 --> 01:11:18,028 - [The Guy] Wow! - Larry Bird. 1414 01:11:18,128 --> 01:11:20,431 Yeah, well, that is a fun fact. 1415 01:11:21,766 --> 01:11:26,203 Why are these teams so afraid to pick a white man, huh? 1416 01:11:26,303 --> 01:11:27,972 [thudding down the stairs] 1417 01:11:28,072 --> 01:11:29,807 Excuse me. Hey, Troy! 1418 01:11:29,907 --> 01:11:31,842 [Troy] Yeah, meet me in the truck. 1419 01:11:31,942 --> 01:11:33,878 - [Nazi laughs] - Yeah, Dad? 1420 01:11:33,978 --> 01:11:36,046 Now what are you boys up to tonight? 1421 01:11:36,146 --> 01:11:37,314 Just gonna drive around and shit, 1422 01:11:37,415 --> 01:11:38,783 maybe beat up some fags. 1423 01:11:39,316 --> 01:11:42,853 Cool, and do you need anything? 1424 01:11:43,421 --> 01:11:44,389 - [object clacks] - No. 1425 01:11:44,489 --> 01:11:46,391 - [keys jangle] - Are you sure? 1426 01:11:46,491 --> 01:11:47,958 Yeah, alright. 1427 01:11:48,025 --> 01:11:49,994 [keys jangling] 1428 01:11:50,094 --> 01:11:51,696 [sucks teeth] Thanks, Dad. 1429 01:11:51,796 --> 01:11:53,864 Just fill her up when you're done, okay? 1430 01:11:55,633 --> 01:11:57,402 [door creaks, closes] 1431 01:11:57,502 --> 01:11:59,704 Good kids, fine people. [inhales deeply] 1432 01:11:59,804 --> 01:12:01,406 Please, go on. 1433 01:12:01,506 --> 01:12:05,576 Uh, Purvis Short, they call him The Rainbow Man because-- 1434 01:12:05,676 --> 01:12:08,579 'Cause he's a fag! [laughing] 1435 01:12:08,679 --> 01:12:12,983 Is that because he's a fag? [laughing] 1436 01:12:14,284 --> 01:12:17,187 Uh, he's got a unique arc to his jump shot. 1437 01:12:17,287 --> 01:12:20,157 Okay, okay, okay, listen, I'm gonna stop you there, okay? 1438 01:12:20,224 --> 01:12:23,661 Now, I respect your attention to detail, I really do, 1439 01:12:23,728 --> 01:12:26,497 but I'm gonna request from here on out, 1440 01:12:26,564 --> 01:12:27,898 no more fun facts. 1441 01:12:28,466 --> 01:12:30,701 Because I don't need to know 1442 01:12:31,702 --> 01:12:35,272 how many shots Terry Teagle made in high school in 1977, 1443 01:12:35,372 --> 01:12:39,176 what Chris Washburn was smoking on draft night last year, 1444 01:12:39,243 --> 01:12:42,413 or if Joe Barry Carroll's nickname is Joe Barely Cares, 1445 01:12:42,513 --> 01:12:44,114 then so is mine. 1446 01:12:44,214 --> 01:12:47,552 I only wanna know, A, where do they live? 1447 01:12:47,652 --> 01:12:50,688 B, what's in their house? 1448 01:12:50,755 --> 01:12:53,123 Is there anything worth taking? 1449 01:12:53,223 --> 01:12:56,727 And C, will the house be empty 1450 01:12:57,495 --> 01:12:59,129 on the night of the game? 1451 01:12:59,229 --> 01:13:02,767 Now with all that in mind, please continue. 1452 01:13:05,269 --> 01:13:06,704 Eric "Sleepy" Floyd. 1453 01:13:06,771 --> 01:13:09,607 He's an All-Star point guard out of Georgetown. 1454 01:13:09,707 --> 01:13:12,242 What did I just tell you? 1455 01:13:12,342 --> 01:13:13,911 Uh, he lives alone. 1456 01:13:14,011 --> 01:13:16,714 He's got a nice house on Skyline Boulevard. 1457 01:13:18,015 --> 01:13:21,251 His family's in town from North Carolina, 1458 01:13:21,351 --> 01:13:24,622 sister, brother, and mother, they're all staying with him, 1459 01:13:24,722 --> 01:13:26,757 and they all attended the last game, 1460 01:13:26,857 --> 01:13:30,327 so there's no reason to believe they won't be there on Sunday. 1461 01:13:30,427 --> 01:13:34,599 My source says that he's a collector of ancient Asian art. 1462 01:13:34,699 --> 01:13:36,867 He has a hidden vault in his house 1463 01:13:36,967 --> 01:13:40,971 with some extremely rare, extremely valuable items. 1464 01:13:41,071 --> 01:13:43,808 Well, well, well, how does he afford that? 1465 01:13:43,908 --> 01:13:47,144 [Travis] Well, he makes around 200 grand per season, sir. 1466 01:13:47,244 --> 01:13:50,447 Most players spend this on cars, coke, and pussy, 1467 01:13:50,548 --> 01:13:55,285 but he spent his on a fine art collection at Christie's 1468 01:13:55,385 --> 01:13:57,622 and I've got the auction logs to prove it. 1469 01:13:57,722 --> 01:14:00,324 - [basketball thuds] - [tense music] 1470 01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:08,633 Good, add his name to the list. 1471 01:14:09,934 --> 01:14:13,003 [suspenseful music] 1472 01:14:17,107 --> 01:14:19,143 He's fine, he'll be in there for hours sometimes, 1473 01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:20,778 eyes closed, just clearing his head. 1474 01:14:20,845 --> 01:14:22,647 [Travis] There's five of them. 1475 01:14:22,747 --> 01:14:23,714 [Tuck] So? 1476 01:14:25,015 --> 01:14:27,217 So Ted said there would be three, 1477 01:14:27,317 --> 01:14:29,620 sister, brother, and mother. 1478 01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:33,524 So there's a sister, brother, mother, plus a sister and a brother, who cares? 1479 01:14:33,624 --> 01:14:35,392 I just don't like when the intel's off. 1480 01:14:35,492 --> 01:14:37,394 You wanna find a phone, call Ted? 1481 01:14:37,494 --> 01:14:38,963 We're an hour from tip-off. 1482 01:14:39,029 --> 01:14:40,965 He's already at Teagle's house. 1483 01:14:44,969 --> 01:14:46,671 [birds chirping] 1484 01:14:49,373 --> 01:14:51,576 Well, what do you wanna do? 1485 01:14:55,045 --> 01:14:56,346 Fuck it. Let's go. 1486 01:14:56,446 --> 01:14:58,549 [suspenseful music] 1487 01:15:08,492 --> 01:15:12,563 [melodic doorbell chiming] 1488 01:15:21,238 --> 01:15:22,339 [door thuds] 1489 01:15:25,409 --> 01:15:27,411 [inhales, grunts] 1490 01:15:40,057 --> 01:15:41,592 [door thudding] 1491 01:15:41,692 --> 01:15:44,929 [Greg on TV] ...A.C. Green and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 1492 01:15:45,029 --> 01:15:47,164 [Too $hort] While these knuckleheads broke into Sleepy's house 1493 01:15:47,264 --> 01:15:48,933 looking for his art collection, 1494 01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:51,736 his girlfriend, mother, brother, sister, 1495 01:15:51,836 --> 01:15:53,437 and college friend from Georgetown 1496 01:15:53,537 --> 01:15:56,440 were settling in for Game 4 over in East Oakland. 1497 01:15:56,540 --> 01:15:58,809 Tickets! Who needs tickets? 1498 01:15:58,909 --> 01:16:00,577 I got two seats under the basket. 1499 01:16:00,678 --> 01:16:02,312 - [whistle toots] - [crowd cheering] 1500 01:16:02,412 --> 01:16:04,281 [Too $hort] To nobody's surprise, 1501 01:16:04,381 --> 01:16:06,984 the showtime Lakers dominated the first three games 1502 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:10,287 and showed no signs of slowing down early in this one. 1503 01:16:11,355 --> 01:16:14,659 Just as this legend let go of this beautiful skyhook over-- 1504 01:16:14,759 --> 01:16:16,794 - [whistle toots] - These porn star, 1505 01:16:16,894 --> 01:16:20,430 mustache-looking motherfuckers were snatching up his girl's jewelry. 1506 01:16:20,530 --> 01:16:23,200 By half-time, eight different crews 1507 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:24,969 were hitting up eight players' homes 1508 01:16:25,069 --> 01:16:27,537 and I guess these cats didn't get the memo not to fuck 1509 01:16:27,638 --> 01:16:29,339 - with Chris Mullin... - [shatters] 1510 01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:31,008 ...'cause they took homeboy's shit too, 1511 01:16:31,108 --> 01:16:33,678 including his 1984 Olympic Gold Medal. 1512 01:16:33,778 --> 01:16:35,279 - [thuds] - [dog barking] 1513 01:16:35,379 --> 01:16:36,613 And this piece of shit right here 1514 01:16:36,714 --> 01:16:38,482 killed Terry Teagle's regal beagle. 1515 01:16:38,582 --> 01:16:40,184 - [grunts] - [dog yelps] 1516 01:16:40,284 --> 01:16:43,788 And these dudes finally found Sleepy's secret vault. 1517 01:16:43,888 --> 01:16:45,022 I found it! 1518 01:16:46,090 --> 01:16:47,992 [Greg on radio] Michael Thompson meets Kareem underneath, 1519 01:16:48,092 --> 01:16:49,727 Kareem with a skyhook! 1520 01:16:49,827 --> 01:16:52,730 Great shot by Kareem, really nice pass. 1521 01:16:52,830 --> 01:16:56,734 [Too $hort] As expected, the Lakers continued to roll in the second half, 1522 01:16:56,834 --> 01:16:59,670 building a 14-point lead after three quarters. 1523 01:17:00,604 --> 01:17:02,406 - [crowd cheering] - About this time, 1524 01:17:02,506 --> 01:17:05,075 Sleepy's mom started feeling a little queasy, 1525 01:17:05,175 --> 01:17:06,877 it wasn't serious, but... 1526 01:17:06,977 --> 01:17:08,813 I shouldn't have had that second hot dog. 1527 01:17:08,913 --> 01:17:11,181 [Too $hort] You see, Sleepy's mom had recently experimented 1528 01:17:11,281 --> 01:17:12,850 with becoming a vegetarian. 1529 01:17:12,950 --> 01:17:16,854 In 1987, it proved difficult to sustain the practice 1530 01:17:16,954 --> 01:17:18,823 in small town North Carolina. 1531 01:17:18,923 --> 01:17:22,392 She had just reintroduced small doses of meat into her diet. 1532 01:17:22,492 --> 01:17:25,662 And two Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum hot dogs 1533 01:17:25,763 --> 01:17:28,766 - were perhaps one too many. - It was good though. 1534 01:17:28,866 --> 01:17:30,735 [Too $hort] Sleepy's girlfriend, Andrea Harris, 1535 01:17:30,835 --> 01:17:33,503 volunteered to escort Sleepy's ill mother home. 1536 01:17:33,603 --> 01:17:35,840 With the underdogs down 14, 1537 01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:38,242 Sleepy's Georgetown roommate, Kelvin Quick, 1538 01:17:38,342 --> 01:17:39,877 agreed to stay and return home 1539 01:17:39,977 --> 01:17:42,947 with Sleepy and his sister, Renee, after the game. 1540 01:17:43,047 --> 01:17:46,350 What happened next has been hotly debated over the years, 1541 01:17:46,450 --> 01:17:48,986 but this is the tale as I know it to be. 1542 01:17:49,053 --> 01:17:51,555 - [lightning cracking] - [zings] 1543 01:17:51,655 --> 01:17:52,757 [drill screeching] 1544 01:17:52,857 --> 01:17:57,194 [indistinct commentary on radio] 1545 01:17:57,294 --> 01:18:01,398 [Greg] Oh, my God, guys! Sleepy Floyd, he is on fire! 1546 01:18:01,498 --> 01:18:03,200 - [suspenseful music] - [engine stops] 1547 01:18:07,404 --> 01:18:09,506 [Andrea] Do you still want me to fix you some tea? 1548 01:18:09,573 --> 01:18:11,175 [Sleepy's Mom] That'll be good. 1549 01:18:11,809 --> 01:18:13,243 What is that smell? 1550 01:18:14,544 --> 01:18:16,680 Smells like something's burning. 1551 01:18:16,747 --> 01:18:20,350 - [Andrea indistinct] - [indistinct commentary] 1552 01:18:20,417 --> 01:18:22,452 [Andrea] Why is the TV on so loud? 1553 01:18:23,821 --> 01:18:25,022 [Tim] Who the fuck are you? 1554 01:18:25,089 --> 01:18:26,456 [Travis] Shut up and get on the floor! 1555 01:18:26,556 --> 01:18:28,793 - Get on the floor! - [Andrea screaming] 1556 01:18:28,893 --> 01:18:30,761 - [women screaming] - [gun firing] 1557 01:18:30,861 --> 01:18:33,764 - [Tuck] Fuck, man, we gotta go. - [footsteps thudding] 1558 01:18:37,467 --> 01:18:39,169 [Greg] Welcome back to the Coliseum, 1559 01:18:39,269 --> 01:18:41,605 where nothing is what as it seems tonight. 1560 01:18:41,705 --> 01:18:44,574 Lakers with the basketball! Throw by-- Stolen by Floyd! 1561 01:18:44,674 --> 01:18:46,576 He's in multiple places at once! 1562 01:18:46,676 --> 01:18:48,145 Sleepy puts the ball in the court... 1563 01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:52,983 [continues indistinctly] 1564 01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:55,185 ...a layup. He scored! 1565 01:18:55,285 --> 01:18:57,221 [Jim] Unreal! He's unconscious! 1566 01:18:57,321 --> 01:19:00,858 [Greg] What a shot! Sleepy has 19 in the quarter, 1567 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:02,927 and I need to catch my breath! 1568 01:19:03,027 --> 01:19:04,561 [Jim] So do I, Greg. 1569 01:19:04,661 --> 01:19:07,497 [Greg] All I can say is, Sleepy Floyd's mom somewhere 1570 01:19:07,597 --> 01:19:09,967 is mighty proud of her son tonight. 1571 01:19:10,067 --> 01:19:12,136 [tense music] 1572 01:19:13,871 --> 01:19:16,006 [mellow upbeat music] 1573 01:19:16,106 --> 01:19:19,409 - [revving] - [crowd cheering] 1574 01:19:24,548 --> 01:19:27,852 ["Oakland" by Too $hort playing] 1575 01:19:27,952 --> 01:19:30,387 [Too $hort] Still high on his record-breaking fourth quarter, 1576 01:19:30,487 --> 01:19:32,522 a record that still stands to this day, 1577 01:19:32,622 --> 01:19:35,192 Sleepy and his crew decided to hit up Giant Burger 1578 01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:36,726 on MacArthur Boulevard. 1579 01:19:36,827 --> 01:19:38,996 They ordered six quarter-pound giant burgers 1580 01:19:39,096 --> 01:19:41,065 and a veggie burger for Mom. 1581 01:19:41,165 --> 01:19:42,732 While they waited for their order, 1582 01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:45,235 other customers recognized Sleepy 1583 01:19:45,335 --> 01:19:46,636 and a minor riot ensued. 1584 01:19:49,139 --> 01:19:51,341 Fun fact, I was there that night 1585 01:19:51,441 --> 01:19:53,177 with the Danger Zone ladies, 1586 01:19:53,277 --> 01:19:55,412 and I attempted to pay for Sleepy's order, 1587 01:19:55,512 --> 01:19:57,014 but Sleepy wasn't having it. 1588 01:19:57,781 --> 01:20:00,550 Instead, he paid for everybody's burgers and shakes that night. 1589 01:20:00,650 --> 01:20:03,120 ["Oakland" continues] 1590 01:20:06,823 --> 01:20:09,726 [siren wailing] 1591 01:20:12,696 --> 01:20:15,399 [siren wailing continues] 1592 01:20:23,207 --> 01:20:24,641 [car doors thudding] 1593 01:20:26,343 --> 01:20:28,545 [Sleepy] Hey, hey, what happened? I live here. 1594 01:20:28,645 --> 01:20:30,347 Mr. Floyd, I'm very sorry. 1595 01:20:30,447 --> 01:20:31,848 We can't let you in the house yet. 1596 01:20:31,949 --> 01:20:34,418 Why? Yo, what's going on, is my family inside? 1597 01:20:34,518 --> 01:20:35,719 There was a burglary. 1598 01:20:37,021 --> 01:20:39,056 They attempted to drill into your vault, 1599 01:20:39,156 --> 01:20:42,159 but it appears they were interrupted before they got in. 1600 01:20:42,226 --> 01:20:44,361 I'm very sorry to inform you... 1601 01:20:45,996 --> 01:20:47,597 [Too $hort] His brother was shot, 1602 01:20:47,697 --> 01:20:49,466 but alive in a coma. 1603 01:20:49,566 --> 01:20:52,436 His mother was alive, but fainted from the shock. 1604 01:20:53,137 --> 01:20:55,105 His girlfriend, Andrea, though, 1605 01:20:55,205 --> 01:20:57,841 - dead on the scene. - [detective indistinct] 1606 01:20:57,908 --> 01:20:59,209 ...Andrea didn't make it. 1607 01:20:59,309 --> 01:21:02,712 - [muffled tense music] - [muffled chattering] 1608 01:21:02,812 --> 01:21:04,414 [over phone] Hey, it's Chris Mullin. 1609 01:21:04,514 --> 01:21:06,750 They hit us all, but nobody else got hurt. 1610 01:21:07,351 --> 01:21:08,552 Can I talk to Sleepy? 1611 01:21:08,652 --> 01:21:10,020 Hey, Chris, 1612 01:21:11,221 --> 01:21:12,622 appreciate the call, but he-- 1613 01:21:12,722 --> 01:21:14,391 he's not ready to talk to anybody. 1614 01:21:15,525 --> 01:21:18,762 [Chris] I understand. Tell him we're all standing by. 1615 01:21:18,862 --> 01:21:21,265 We're here for him whenever he's ready. 1616 01:21:21,365 --> 01:21:22,532 Thank you, Chris. 1617 01:21:23,733 --> 01:21:25,302 [receiver clacks] 1618 01:21:28,939 --> 01:21:31,575 [phone ringing] 1619 01:21:31,675 --> 01:21:34,144 Hey, we're all here for you, man. 1620 01:21:34,244 --> 01:21:35,712 Just let me know when you wanna talk. 1621 01:21:36,446 --> 01:21:39,316 [phone ringing] 1622 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,285 - [receiver clacks] - Hello. 1623 01:21:41,385 --> 01:21:44,054 [Tina] I need to talk to Sleepy Floyd. 1624 01:21:44,121 --> 01:21:45,689 - Who is this? - Never mind who I am, 1625 01:21:45,789 --> 01:21:47,291 just put him on the phone. 1626 01:21:50,094 --> 01:21:52,829 Look, I don't know who you are, but we just had a tragedy here. 1627 01:21:52,929 --> 01:21:54,598 Okay? Sleepy's not talking to anybody. 1628 01:21:54,698 --> 01:21:57,167 I promise you, he'll wanna hear what I have to say. 1629 01:21:57,267 --> 01:22:01,071 Hey, I already told you, now is not a good time. 1630 01:22:01,138 --> 01:22:02,439 Call back later. 1631 01:22:03,873 --> 01:22:05,109 [receiver thuds] 1632 01:22:07,377 --> 01:22:09,246 - Who was that? - Uh, some chick said 1633 01:22:09,313 --> 01:22:11,915 she has something to tell Sleepy. I don't know. 1634 01:22:12,549 --> 01:22:13,850 [phone ringing] 1635 01:22:13,950 --> 01:22:15,852 - Hmm. - [glass thuds] 1636 01:22:18,955 --> 01:22:21,658 [phone ringing] 1637 01:22:23,393 --> 01:22:24,361 [receiver clacks] 1638 01:22:26,396 --> 01:22:28,532 - Who's this? - [Lucid] Is this Sleepy Floyd? 1639 01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:31,468 - Yeah. - Okay, listen to me. 1640 01:22:31,568 --> 01:22:33,837 - I know who killed your girlfriend. - [tense music sting] 1641 01:22:33,937 --> 01:22:35,672 [Too $hort] Turns out, these two punks overheard 1642 01:22:35,772 --> 01:22:37,707 some freaky shit over in San Leandro 1643 01:22:37,807 --> 01:22:38,975 earlier that day. 1644 01:22:39,076 --> 01:22:41,178 We have one last job for you. 1645 01:22:41,278 --> 01:22:43,613 - The Warrior thing. - [Clint] The Warrior thing? 1646 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,583 The basketball guys. Can't talk about it here. 1647 01:22:46,683 --> 01:22:50,087 [Too $hort] They told Sleepy about "the basketball guys" comment 1648 01:22:50,187 --> 01:22:52,322 and how they followed this dude when he left the diner. 1649 01:22:52,422 --> 01:22:54,158 [Lucid] I mean, we were just fucking around, you know, 1650 01:22:54,258 --> 01:22:55,925 killing time with some Blue Velvet mystery-type shit. 1651 01:22:56,026 --> 01:22:58,062 We didn't really think anything was gonna happen. 1652 01:22:58,162 --> 01:23:00,930 But then we heard the news, and we thought you might wanna know. 1653 01:23:01,031 --> 01:23:03,367 [Too $hort] So they gave him the address, where they followed him, 1654 01:23:03,467 --> 01:23:04,868 before they had to hop off quick 1655 01:23:04,968 --> 01:23:06,836 and take care of some business of their own. 1656 01:23:06,936 --> 01:23:09,239 - They're here! - Shit, we gotta go. 1657 01:23:09,339 --> 01:23:10,474 - [horn honking] - Sorry for your loss, 1658 01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:12,842 - Mr. Floyd. - [line disconnects] 1659 01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:17,681 [receiver thuds softly] 1660 01:23:24,488 --> 01:23:26,090 Thank you both for being here. 1661 01:23:28,358 --> 01:23:29,826 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 1662 01:23:35,399 --> 01:23:36,900 [breathing deeply] 1663 01:23:39,236 --> 01:23:41,271 [sighs softly] 1664 01:23:41,371 --> 01:23:44,674 [keypad beeps, jingles] 1665 01:23:44,741 --> 01:23:46,042 [door clanks] 1666 01:23:50,180 --> 01:23:51,281 [door thuds] 1667 01:24:05,429 --> 01:24:08,732 [bell tolling] 1668 01:24:12,369 --> 01:24:17,274 ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica playing] 1669 01:24:21,778 --> 01:24:23,580 [roaring raucously] 1670 01:24:32,756 --> 01:24:34,258 [button clicks] 1671 01:25:02,419 --> 01:25:04,921 [lightning cracking] 1672 01:25:09,259 --> 01:25:10,360 [crowd roaring raucously] 1673 01:25:10,460 --> 01:25:12,262 Whoo! 1674 01:25:12,329 --> 01:25:16,099 [roaring raucously] 1675 01:25:18,067 --> 01:25:20,170 [lights clicking off] 1676 01:25:20,270 --> 01:25:23,173 [motorcycle revving] 1677 01:25:27,344 --> 01:25:29,846 - [lighter flicks] - [indistinct shouting] 1678 01:25:29,946 --> 01:25:31,114 [tires screech] 1679 01:25:32,115 --> 01:25:33,550 [engine roars] 1680 01:25:41,358 --> 01:25:42,859 - [sighs deeply] - [lighter clicks] 1681 01:25:43,927 --> 01:25:45,462 What the fuck is this? 1682 01:25:47,264 --> 01:25:50,334 ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" continues] 1683 01:26:00,377 --> 01:26:02,078 You lost, boy? 1684 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,649 Man asked you a question, son. 1685 01:26:08,184 --> 01:26:09,886 Now, I'm only gonna say this once-- 1686 01:26:09,986 --> 01:26:12,188 - [blade thuds] - [Dawson groaning] 1687 01:26:12,289 --> 01:26:14,924 - [blade clinks] - [gurgling] 1688 01:26:15,024 --> 01:26:17,060 [splatters] 1689 01:26:18,895 --> 01:26:21,197 [gurgling, thuds] 1690 01:26:21,298 --> 01:26:23,333 - [blade clinks, whooshes] - [thuds] 1691 01:26:29,573 --> 01:26:30,907 [lighter clicking] 1692 01:26:32,876 --> 01:26:35,379 [blood splattering] 1693 01:26:46,089 --> 01:26:47,123 [thuds] 1694 01:26:47,857 --> 01:26:50,260 [whirring] 1695 01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:53,430 ["For Whom The Bell Tolls" continues] 1696 01:26:58,101 --> 01:27:00,770 [tattoo gun whirring] 1697 01:27:00,870 --> 01:27:04,941 [muffled shouting] 1698 01:27:09,212 --> 01:27:10,547 - [whirring] - [men yelling] 1699 01:27:10,614 --> 01:27:11,548 - [blade clinks] - [tattooist groans] 1700 01:27:11,615 --> 01:27:12,616 [thuds] 1701 01:27:13,783 --> 01:27:15,285 You fall asleep back there? 1702 01:27:20,590 --> 01:27:22,592 - [flesh squelching] - [screams, groans] 1703 01:27:22,692 --> 01:27:24,227 [clinks, thuds] 1704 01:27:24,294 --> 01:27:26,663 ["Choices (Yup)" by E-40 playing] 1705 01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:27,897 - [thuds] - [groans] 1706 01:27:27,964 --> 01:27:31,401 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1707 01:27:32,636 --> 01:27:34,471 [biker] Hey, who the fuck are you? 1708 01:27:35,271 --> 01:27:37,106 - [grunts] - [groans] Fuck! 1709 01:27:37,607 --> 01:27:39,142 - [yells, groans] - [thuds] 1710 01:27:41,144 --> 01:27:42,245 [plates clatter] 1711 01:27:42,312 --> 01:27:44,080 ["Choices (Yup)" continues] 1712 01:27:44,147 --> 01:27:46,983 [sword whooshing] 1713 01:27:47,083 --> 01:27:49,686 [grunting] 1714 01:27:49,786 --> 01:27:50,787 [groans] 1715 01:27:50,887 --> 01:27:52,422 - [blade clinks] - [grunts] 1716 01:27:52,489 --> 01:27:54,924 [grunting continues] 1717 01:27:54,991 --> 01:27:57,461 - [groans] - [grunts] 1718 01:28:00,564 --> 01:28:02,599 - [groans] - [effort grunting] 1719 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:11,941 - [groans] - [blood splatters] 1720 01:28:14,277 --> 01:28:15,679 - [blade thuds] - [screams] 1721 01:28:17,781 --> 01:28:20,283 [muffled shouting] 1722 01:28:22,452 --> 01:28:23,820 Come on! 1723 01:28:25,422 --> 01:28:27,457 [blade zinging] 1724 01:28:27,524 --> 01:28:29,459 [dramatic melodic music] 1725 01:28:34,631 --> 01:28:35,732 [groaning] 1726 01:28:37,534 --> 01:28:41,204 - [grunts] - [screams] 1727 01:28:41,304 --> 01:28:43,407 [grunts, exhales sharply] 1728 01:28:43,507 --> 01:28:45,141 - [sword clatters] - [exhales sharply] 1729 01:28:47,944 --> 01:28:49,846 [indistinct shouting] 1730 01:28:55,619 --> 01:29:00,189 - [indistinct shouting] - [grunting] 1731 01:29:00,289 --> 01:29:04,060 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1732 01:29:06,563 --> 01:29:08,398 ["Don't Stop The Music" playing] 1733 01:29:08,498 --> 01:29:10,500 - [grunting] - [groaning] 1734 01:29:11,234 --> 01:29:14,438 [grunting, groaning] 1735 01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:19,042 [grunting, groaning continues] 1736 01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:35,525 [screaming] 1737 01:29:35,592 --> 01:29:36,693 [song stops] 1738 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:39,429 [suspenseful music] 1739 01:29:41,197 --> 01:29:42,298 [blade clinks] 1740 01:29:42,398 --> 01:29:43,366 [blade clinks] 1741 01:29:43,433 --> 01:29:44,601 - [blade thuds] - [dog yelps] 1742 01:30:02,619 --> 01:30:04,120 [roars] 1743 01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:05,254 [flesh squelching] 1744 01:30:05,354 --> 01:30:06,890 [grunts] 1745 01:30:07,524 --> 01:30:08,558 [blade thuds] 1746 01:30:09,058 --> 01:30:10,760 - [flesh squelching] - [grunts] 1747 01:30:13,763 --> 01:30:15,999 [thuds] 1748 01:30:16,099 --> 01:30:18,401 [mouse squeaking] 1749 01:30:18,468 --> 01:30:20,003 [tense music] 1750 01:30:20,103 --> 01:30:21,505 [snake hissing] 1751 01:30:21,605 --> 01:30:24,307 - [mouse squeaking] - [breathing deeply] 1752 01:30:27,777 --> 01:30:28,978 [chuckling] 1753 01:30:32,115 --> 01:30:33,683 Anyone else seeing this? 1754 01:30:43,092 --> 01:30:45,695 Son of a bitch, that is nice. 1755 01:30:46,996 --> 01:30:48,698 Life's funny sometimes. 1756 01:30:49,599 --> 01:30:51,835 You realize, if she'd just stayed in her seat, 1757 01:30:51,935 --> 01:30:55,471 and watched her man play the best fucking game of his life, then... 1758 01:30:56,740 --> 01:30:58,141 that'd be mine. 1759 01:31:00,309 --> 01:31:03,379 And your old lady would still be yours. 1760 01:31:04,814 --> 01:31:06,182 [mouse squeaking] 1761 01:31:06,282 --> 01:31:07,483 [chuckles] 1762 01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:11,888 [sword whooshing] 1763 01:31:11,988 --> 01:31:13,389 [thuds] 1764 01:31:15,759 --> 01:31:16,826 [thuds] 1765 01:31:20,764 --> 01:31:21,831 Hey. 1766 01:31:23,132 --> 01:31:24,400 Good game tonight. 1767 01:31:26,936 --> 01:31:28,037 Sir. 1768 01:31:29,305 --> 01:31:31,808 Floyd's out there slicing people up with a sword. 1769 01:31:33,610 --> 01:31:34,978 Can you repeat that? 1770 01:31:35,044 --> 01:31:37,213 'Cause it sounded to me like you said 1771 01:31:37,947 --> 01:31:39,415 someone's in my house 1772 01:31:40,149 --> 01:31:42,218 and they're slicing people up with a sword? 1773 01:31:42,318 --> 01:31:44,220 Yes, sir, that's what I said. 1774 01:31:45,488 --> 01:31:47,557 We've got that cleared up, good. 1775 01:31:48,524 --> 01:31:50,660 - Who the fuck is Floyd? - The basketball player, 1776 01:31:50,727 --> 01:31:52,061 Sleepy Floyd. 1777 01:31:53,830 --> 01:31:55,699 - Of course. - I don't know how the fuck 1778 01:31:55,799 --> 01:31:57,100 he found us so fast. 1779 01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:59,736 Well, you killed the man's family, Travis. 1780 01:31:59,836 --> 01:32:01,605 You know what that means, don't you? 1781 01:32:02,972 --> 01:32:04,073 That means 1782 01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:08,377 you don't get to fucking decide 1783 01:32:08,477 --> 01:32:11,347 when he comes for his revenge! 1784 01:32:12,716 --> 01:32:16,019 You're on his timeline now. 1785 01:32:16,753 --> 01:32:17,754 Yeah? 1786 01:32:18,354 --> 01:32:22,358 [baby gurgling softly] 1787 01:32:26,195 --> 01:32:28,031 Is he still alive? 1788 01:32:28,097 --> 01:32:31,200 Tuck's crew busted him up pretty good in the van. 1789 01:32:33,202 --> 01:32:34,237 Not for long. 1790 01:32:34,337 --> 01:32:35,872 [Travis] What about Floyd? 1791 01:32:36,539 --> 01:32:38,574 Did you think about just going and shooting him? 1792 01:32:39,108 --> 01:32:42,712 Um, I dumped my piece in the bay, sir, just like you said. 1793 01:32:43,346 --> 01:32:45,414 And from a legal standpoint, 1794 01:32:45,514 --> 01:32:47,216 that was the right thing to do. 1795 01:32:47,851 --> 01:32:50,754 [cabinet thudding] 1796 01:32:50,854 --> 01:32:52,956 [baby cooing] 1797 01:32:54,924 --> 01:32:55,925 [The Guy] So... 1798 01:32:57,426 --> 01:33:00,764 - [gun clacks] - Let's teach this clown how to juggle. 1799 01:33:01,965 --> 01:33:03,099 Let's go. 1800 01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:05,669 [door clacks, creaks] 1801 01:33:05,769 --> 01:33:07,837 [intense ominous music] 1802 01:33:12,375 --> 01:33:14,978 - [axe thuds] - [groaning] 1803 01:33:15,611 --> 01:33:16,913 - [thuds] - [grunts] 1804 01:33:18,782 --> 01:33:20,850 [tense music] 1805 01:33:39,102 --> 01:33:40,103 [gun fires] 1806 01:33:56,119 --> 01:33:58,187 [door thuds, creaks] 1807 01:34:13,269 --> 01:34:14,470 Hey, asshole. 1808 01:34:19,308 --> 01:34:21,577 You ruined my party. 1809 01:34:23,446 --> 01:34:24,714 Now tell me something. 1810 01:34:25,514 --> 01:34:28,384 [squelching] 1811 01:34:28,484 --> 01:34:31,154 Did you do this all by yourself, 1812 01:34:31,220 --> 01:34:34,924 or do you have Dopey and Sneezy 1813 01:34:35,024 --> 01:34:37,861 hiding in a closet somewhere? 1814 01:34:37,961 --> 01:34:39,028 Huh? 1815 01:34:41,697 --> 01:34:43,767 Hey, Sleepy. 1816 01:34:44,868 --> 01:34:46,870 Wake up and die. 1817 01:34:47,804 --> 01:34:49,205 [ominous music sting] 1818 01:34:52,675 --> 01:34:54,710 [The Guy grunting] 1819 01:34:55,979 --> 01:34:57,847 - [The Guy groans] - [gun thuds] 1820 01:34:57,914 --> 01:35:00,183 - [tense melodic music] - [The Guy groans] 1821 01:35:00,249 --> 01:35:02,886 [groans, pants] 1822 01:35:02,986 --> 01:35:04,888 [The Guy groaning] No... God. 1823 01:35:04,988 --> 01:35:09,525 Oh, wait a second. I don't understand, oh, oh! 1824 01:35:09,592 --> 01:35:11,627 - [bone crunching] - [groaning loudly] 1825 01:35:12,395 --> 01:35:14,931 [intense melodic music] 1826 01:35:15,031 --> 01:35:17,100 - [The Guy groaning] - [zings] 1827 01:35:21,404 --> 01:35:22,405 Argh! 1828 01:35:25,674 --> 01:35:28,744 [body parts thudding] 1829 01:35:40,123 --> 01:35:41,825 [coughs, groans softly] 1830 01:35:50,133 --> 01:35:53,236 - [baby gurgling softly] - [soft tense music] 1831 01:35:57,573 --> 01:35:59,442 [baby cooing] 1832 01:35:59,542 --> 01:36:02,245 ["The Order Of Death" by Public Image Ltd playing] 1833 01:36:14,423 --> 01:36:15,424 [clinks] 1834 01:36:19,662 --> 01:36:22,165 ["The Order Of Death" continues] 1835 01:36:27,503 --> 01:36:29,973 [brake squeaks] 1836 01:36:36,946 --> 01:36:37,947 Dad! 1837 01:36:58,601 --> 01:37:00,469 - Hey. - [footsteps halt] 1838 01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:05,909 What happened here? 1839 01:37:08,511 --> 01:37:10,013 By the look of things, 1840 01:37:11,514 --> 01:37:14,050 I'd say your daddy fucked with the wrong warrior. 1841 01:37:24,827 --> 01:37:27,897 ["The Order Of Death" continues] 1842 01:37:47,750 --> 01:37:51,420 [Greg commentating indistinctly] 1843 01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:55,458 - Sleepy Floyd is Superman! - [crowd cheering] 1844 01:38:04,533 --> 01:38:06,102 [motorcycle rumbling] 1845 01:38:09,872 --> 01:38:12,575 ["The Order Of Death" continues] 1846 01:38:17,080 --> 01:38:17,981 [song fades] 1847 01:38:18,081 --> 01:38:20,616 [director] And... set. 1848 01:38:20,716 --> 01:38:21,951 [assistant] Background! 1849 01:38:22,051 --> 01:38:23,119 - [assistant 2] Marker. - [clacks] 1850 01:38:23,886 --> 01:38:24,954 [director] Action! 1851 01:38:26,189 --> 01:38:27,991 Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd. 1852 01:38:28,091 --> 01:38:30,593 I recently scored 29 points in a single quarter 1853 01:38:30,693 --> 01:38:32,962 against the world champion, Los Angeles Lakers, 1854 01:38:33,062 --> 01:38:34,163 an NBA record, 1855 01:38:34,263 --> 01:38:35,798 and not everyone can do what I did. 1856 01:38:35,898 --> 01:38:39,102 After all, I am Superman. [laughing] 1857 01:38:39,202 --> 01:38:40,636 But if you put your mind to it, 1858 01:38:40,736 --> 01:38:42,638 you can achieve your goals too. 1859 01:38:42,738 --> 01:38:45,574 Join me this weekend at the Oakland Coliseum Annex 1860 01:38:45,641 --> 01:38:47,676 for Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake seminar 1861 01:38:47,776 --> 01:38:50,013 sponsored by Psytopics Learning Center. 1862 01:38:50,113 --> 01:38:51,981 At my workshop, we'll teach you how to practice 1863 01:38:52,081 --> 01:38:55,584 mindfulness and relaxation under stressful circumstances. 1864 01:38:55,651 --> 01:38:57,320 Licensed Psytopics instructors 1865 01:38:57,420 --> 01:38:59,822 will provide you the techniques to go deep within your mind 1866 01:38:59,922 --> 01:39:01,590 to defend yourself against the inner, 1867 01:39:01,657 --> 01:39:03,626 and outer demons in your life. 1868 01:39:03,726 --> 01:39:06,195 And for those attending the advanced session on Sunday, 1869 01:39:06,295 --> 01:39:08,831 you'll learn how to infiltrate and destroy your enemies 1870 01:39:08,931 --> 01:39:10,633 from the comfort of your own mind. 1871 01:39:10,733 --> 01:39:13,269 Trust me, you won't wanna miss Sunday. 1872 01:39:13,336 --> 01:39:16,339 So join me this weekend, all ages are welcome. 1873 01:39:16,439 --> 01:39:18,507 And if you're a racist Nazi scumbag, 1874 01:39:18,607 --> 01:39:20,009 you know who you are, 1875 01:39:20,109 --> 01:39:22,478 we have a special one-time-only free admission, 1876 01:39:22,578 --> 01:39:24,880 because Sleepy's Mind Wide Awake Seminar... 1877 01:39:24,980 --> 01:39:27,350 [all] ...will blow your mind! 1878 01:39:29,685 --> 01:39:32,355 ["Underdog" by Sly and the Family Stone playing] 1879 01:39:46,669 --> 01:39:49,072 * I know how it feels to expect to get a fair shake * 1880 01:39:49,205 --> 01:39:50,539 * But they won't let you forget * 1881 01:39:50,673 --> 01:39:51,940 * That you're the underdog * 1882 01:39:52,075 --> 01:39:53,142 * And you've got to be twice as good * 1883 01:39:53,276 --> 01:39:55,111 * Yeah, yeah * 1884 01:39:55,244 --> 01:39:56,645 * Even if you're never right * 1885 01:39:56,779 --> 01:39:58,981 * They get uptight when you get too bright * 1886 01:39:59,115 --> 01:40:00,949 * Or you might start thinking too much * 1887 01:40:01,084 --> 01:40:03,252 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1888 01:40:03,386 --> 01:40:05,254 * I know how it feels when you know you're real * 1889 01:40:05,388 --> 01:40:09,225 * But every other time you get up and get a raw deal * 1890 01:40:09,358 --> 01:40:10,993 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1891 01:40:11,127 --> 01:40:14,263 * Say I'm the underdog * 1892 01:40:14,363 --> 01:40:16,332 * No I can handle it I'm the under 1893 01:40:16,432 --> 01:40:19,968 - * Underdog * - [singer vocalizing] 1894 01:40:20,103 --> 01:40:23,272 - * I'm the under, yeah * - * Underdog * 1895 01:40:23,372 --> 01:40:24,673 [singer vocalizing] 1896 01:40:24,807 --> 01:40:27,776 * Underdog * 1897 01:40:28,911 --> 01:40:32,381 [singer vocalizing] 1898 01:40:45,828 --> 01:40:48,164 * Say, I know how it feels to be played upon * 1899 01:40:48,297 --> 01:40:49,765 * See you at the party * 1900 01:40:49,898 --> 01:40:51,967 * But you're really, you're really all alone * 1901 01:40:52,101 --> 01:40:54,603 - * They just underestimate me - * Yeah, yeah * 1902 01:40:54,737 --> 01:40:56,539 * I know how it feels when you're feelin' down * 1903 01:40:56,672 --> 01:40:57,640 * And you wanna come up * 1904 01:40:57,773 --> 01:40:59,108 * But you realize * 1905 01:40:59,242 --> 01:41:00,876 * You're in the wrong part of town * 1906 01:41:01,009 --> 01:41:03,011 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1907 01:41:03,146 --> 01:41:04,880 * I know how it feels to have to go along with * 1908 01:41:05,013 --> 01:41:06,315 * People you don't even know * 1909 01:41:06,449 --> 01:41:07,650 * Simply because there happens * 1910 01:41:07,783 --> 01:41:09,218 * To be a whole lot more of them * 1911 01:41:09,352 --> 01:41:10,686 - * Yeah * - * Yeah, yeah * 1912 01:41:10,819 --> 01:41:12,221 * Say I'm the underdog... * 1913 01:41:12,288 --> 01:41:14,590 Late Night Video. Hey, Corky. 1914 01:41:15,624 --> 01:41:17,193 Of course, we have it, 1915 01:41:17,293 --> 01:41:20,263 Raiders of The Lost Ark, I've got five copies. 1916 01:41:20,363 --> 01:41:22,265 Bring back the other one and make sure you rewind it, 1917 01:41:22,365 --> 01:41:24,400 'cause I'm gonna charge you. Yes, I am. 1918 01:41:24,467 --> 01:41:26,802 - Oh, [bleep] you too. - [crew laughs] 1919 01:41:26,902 --> 01:41:30,639 ["Underdog" continues] 1920 01:41:34,710 --> 01:41:36,679 ["Underdog" fades] 1921 01:41:39,515 --> 01:41:41,717 * What would it look like * 1922 01:41:41,850 --> 01:41:44,320 * What would it look like * 1923 01:41:44,453 --> 01:41:47,156 * What would it look like if we were free from this * 1924 01:41:47,290 --> 01:41:49,992 * Free from late-night bus rides that reek of piss * 1925 01:41:50,125 --> 01:41:52,094 * What would you do to get up out of this shit * 1926 01:41:52,228 --> 01:41:54,163 * I'd run away and I would never come back * 1927 01:41:54,230 --> 01:41:55,398 - * I'm thinking... * - * What would it... * 1928 01:41:55,531 --> 01:41:57,800 * ...be like without the setups and letdowns * 1929 01:41:57,933 --> 01:42:00,203 - * Chin up but chest out * - * To stand up but get down * 1930 01:42:00,336 --> 01:42:02,371 * We gotta stay ready 'cause they don't protect us * 1931 01:42:02,505 --> 01:42:04,072 * These motherfuckers need to respect us * 1932 01:42:04,207 --> 01:42:04,973 * Here's the question * 1933 01:42:05,073 --> 01:42:11,747 [all cheering] 1934 01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:14,283 * What would it look like * 1935 01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,785 * What would it, what would it * 1936 01:42:16,919 --> 01:42:19,355 * What would it look like * 1937 01:42:19,488 --> 01:42:22,024 * What would it, what would it * 1938 01:42:22,157 --> 01:42:23,859 * What would that life look like * 1939 01:42:24,593 --> 01:42:26,195 * What would that life look like * 1940 01:42:26,329 --> 01:42:29,365 - [cheering continues] - * What would it look like * 1941 01:42:29,498 --> 01:42:31,400 * What would it, what would it * 1942 01:42:32,901 --> 01:42:35,571 * What it look like, what it look like * 1943 01:42:35,704 --> 01:42:37,139 * Tell me what it look like * 1944 01:42:37,273 --> 01:42:39,675 * If we took flight, if we took flight * 1945 01:42:40,609 --> 01:42:42,211 * Tell me what that look like * 1946 01:42:42,345 --> 01:42:43,579 * It would look like we move like * 1947 01:42:43,712 --> 01:42:45,047 * The rules don't apply * 1948 01:42:45,180 --> 01:42:47,250 * Feelings validated and our tears run dry * 1949 01:42:47,383 --> 01:42:49,652 * And when we speak the truth, they don't need the proof * 1950 01:42:49,785 --> 01:42:51,587 * All the women get a year's supply * 1951 01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:53,121 * 'Til the end of our lives * 1952 01:42:53,256 --> 01:42:54,890 * We can't take in what we're forced to do * 1953 01:42:55,023 --> 01:42:57,059 * If we got half the credit, that of course would do * 1954 01:42:57,192 --> 01:42:58,927 * What would that look like * 1955 01:42:59,061 --> 01:43:02,231 * Shit, sis, what would that look like to you * 1956 01:43:02,365 --> 01:43:04,800 * It would look like I wouldn't have to fight so much * 1957 01:43:04,933 --> 01:43:07,436 * Ice cold looks I'm feeling like I'm not so tough * 1958 01:43:07,570 --> 01:43:09,738 * But I'ma make it big 'cause my mind's made up * 1959 01:43:09,872 --> 01:43:11,907 * Baby girl, you ain't gotta give up * 1960 01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:14,477 - * It looks like love * - * It looks like peace * 1961 01:43:14,610 --> 01:43:16,912 - * It looks like you * - * And it looks like me * 1962 01:43:17,045 --> 01:43:19,415 * We gonna show the world what it look like * 1963 01:43:19,548 --> 01:43:21,917 * We gonna show the world what it looks like * 1964 01:43:22,050 --> 01:43:24,453 * What would it look like * 1965 01:43:24,587 --> 01:43:26,922 * What would it, what would it * 1966 01:43:27,055 --> 01:43:29,425 * What would it look like * 1967 01:43:29,558 --> 01:43:32,127 * What would it, what would it * 1968 01:43:32,261 --> 01:43:34,463 * What would that life look like * 1969 01:43:34,597 --> 01:43:36,265 * What would that life look like * 1970 01:43:36,399 --> 01:43:38,166 * Tell me, what would that life look like * 1971 01:43:38,301 --> 01:43:40,603 * What would it, what would it look like * 1972 01:43:40,703 --> 01:43:43,272 [lights clicking off] 1973 01:43:43,372 --> 01:43:45,207 [all cheering] 1974 01:43:45,274 --> 01:43:48,377 [mellow upbeat music] 1975 01:47:14,416 --> 01:47:15,484 [music fades] 1976 01:47:15,484 --> 01:47:20,484 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 1977 01:47:15,484 --> 01:47:25,484 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 134207

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