All language subtitles for Family Affair 1983

I believe the size of its cock is like
two times bigger than Bobby Joe's.

You did what?

You went to the movies with him last night?

You guys had sex in the front seat?

I don't believe it.

Oh my God.

You know what?

My mom got a new car today.

She's not home yet, but
my dad bought her a new car.

Yeah, maybe when they come
home I can come over and we can talk.

They should be home real soon.

Okay.

So you and Bobby Joe
went to the movies, huh?

Yeah, he's a real nice
guy, but he doesn't

have a cock anywhere
near the size that Mr.

Wilson does.

He's a real nice neighbor, you know?

Hey, it's nice of our
hands to get it to grab.

I'll show you.

Just grab it.

You can't tell your parents about this.

The warmer it gets, the longer it gets.

Sometimes your mouth is warm for days.

Just chew it like a peppermint stick.

Very sweet.

Are you sure your parents
will be back till real late?

You sure are a sweet little girl.

You like that?

Boy, you sure have grown.

You sure your parents
won't be back till real late?

Okay.

I'll repeat it faster.

I really need to brush my teeth.

Oh i'm coming oh

Remember not to tell your folks about this.

Oh, I won't.

I'll be coming over later with
my wife to see the new car.

Okay, but can we do this again?

Of course.

I'll always like to help you.

I think my parents are
coming now. I should go, okay?

Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

Okay, bye.

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Hi Debbie. Hi mom, hi dad. How are you?

Oh good, what's new?
Not much. How's the car?

Oh it's great. You can see it.
It's so nice. It's driving. It's great.

Such a relief. It's been good.
It's a great car. I bet it did. Yes.

What color is it? Oh it's blue. Blue.

Yeah, it's blue interior. My
favorite color. Matches your eyes.

All right. And she's
going to take care of it too.

I just got off the
phone with Ellen. Is it

okay if I go over
there for a little while?

Have you done your
homework? Yeah I did it all.

Sure. Okay, I want to
go look at your car too.

So I'll get on the bike.
Yeah it's right this way.

Okay great. Debbie, aren't you wearing
a bit too much makeup these days?

Oh no dad. In those shorts.

What about? Nothing.

See you later. Bye.

Bye. Don't stay out too late. I won't.

That little girl of yours,
I don't know. I guess

that's the way it is
when you're getting older.

What do you mean by that? Oh I don't know.

When I was young I remember my parents gave
me all that same kind of crap about uh...

Oh I know. It's terrible isn't it? Yeah.

I said you know, I really
appreciate you buying

me the car. I want to
show my appreciation.

Yeah? Would you like to prove it?

Well it wasn't why I got you
the car but uh... Are you sure?

You do know how to say thank you.

Well, that'll just about take care
of, uh, thank you for about one door.

Well, if you'd slip into something a
little more comfortable, I could probably.

I know you're talking.

Yeah.

They're waiting.

And what are you going
to slip into, my dear?

That's not what I'm going to slip into.

It's what I'm going to slip out of.

Well, why don't you slip out
of it while I sit here and watch?

Give me a little show.

Well, this is a special occasion.
I'm hoping for something a

little extra. I mean, not that
the usual is good enough, but...

I'm glad you said something,
because I was thinking

we should do something
different, something special.

My sentiments exactly.

I'm glad, because I want
you to fuck me in the ass.

Does that shock you?

Well, uh...

I've been dying. This
is just the right time.

What I had in mind is just, uh...

Didn't quite expect that out of you.

Well, hell. Let's get naked and do it.

Alright.

You should have thought
about this for a long time.

Why didn't you say something?

I just think I'll be missing out
on all this good stuff, honestly.

Because?

I don't know if you can
take my cock in your butt.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

I am a big boy, you know, my dear.

I know. That's why I married you, remember?

And I thought you married me for my money.

What was that to you?

Oh, women. You're all alike.

Well, I have an ulterior motive.

I'm gonna take off your shirt.

I can hardly wait.

Me too.

And, uh, why don't you
lay down here, my dear?

Make yourself comfortable.

Right over here.

Come on.

There you go.

Goodness, I didn't know you had
this stuff on when we were shopping.

You didn't?

I think I might know why the
salesman gave us such a good deal.

Maybe he has x-ray eyes.

Say ah.

Bring that around here.

I'm the ass

Oh my god.

I really think that big old
cock's gonna fit in there, huh?

Well my dear, I bought the car so uh...

Why don't you uh...

What do you want?

Oh let's see, why don't you...

Let me guess, let me guess.

Guess, guess.

What does every man want?

Why don't you come down here?

So I can watch you better.

Yes.

My goodness, don't swallow it.

I should come up here. We're gonna
have to hurry before Debbie gets home.

Or before the Wilsons come over.

Oh, that'd be terrible.

Yes, it would.

I don't know.

It hurts.

I want you to stick your cock in my ass.

You want what?

I want you to stick your cock in my ass.

Tell me again, I'd love to hear it.

What do you want?

You want what?

I want you to stick your cock in my ass.

I don't know if this is going to fit.

That's the way to find out.

An awful small hole
for an awfully big cock.

Let me know if it hurts.

Take it.

Oh, fuck me.

Turn over, honey, I can
fuck you even harder.

Get away.

Oh, baby, you earned it.

Baby, that was worth buying you a car.

Oh, I'll say.

See, I wonder if your little girl would do
the same if I bought her a new bicycle.

I know it ain't nice to talk
about your daughter like that.

Well, maybe if it was a Porsche, Steve.

Just that I had thought about it.

Anyway, we better get cleaned
up before the Wolfsons get here.

Oh, that's a good idea. I hate
to have a blindness like this.

Yeah.

Look at this, honey.

Come on, I put on a pair of
socks and I got a hole in them.

Oh, I guess I missed that pair.

Sorry about that.

Oh, no big deal.

I just hate to be out on a business meeting
and take off my shoes and have this show.

Gosh, I hope you wouldn't take
your shoes off on a business meeting.

That would be probably rude.

That would be under the table.

I'd take them off when I'm on the jet.

Yeah, I guess, you know, relax a little.

Maybe we'd get Debbie to fix them.

Maybe.

She seems to have a lot of spare time.

I know she's just running
around a lot and very lightly.

Talking to the neighbors and all.

I don't know about
that little girl of yours.

I mean, she's really cute.

It's just that, you
know, that outfit she's

wearing, she's got a
lot of eye makeup on.

Well, she's growing up now.

Yeah, I know, I know.

I guess that's just the way it
is when you're getting older.

She was my little girl, though.

What?

You know, I'd keep an eye on her.

I think I do a pretty good
job of keeping an eye on her.

I know, I'm not saying you don't.

I'd probably be a really
overprotective parent

if she was mine because
she's really attractive.

Makes me wish I was young again.

You know, like every other guy.

Must be Helen, Brenda.

Hi, how you doing?

You're a good client.

Is Susanna here?

Hi, how are you doing?

Hi, what's going on?

Which car is that out there?

That's our new car.

You're kidding.

What kind of car is it?

It's a DeLorean.

Oh, geez, it's gorgeous.

How come you don't buy
me anything like that, huh?

You don't get me anything.

You don't even work.

Out there trimming the trees.

What's about it?

You like it, huh?

It's beautiful.

What do you call it?

It's a DeLorean.

DeLorean.

Pindo.

Wouldn't you believe it.

I don't know, maybe
he's trying to get rid of you.

I know, what'd you have to do to get that?

Yeah.

Well...

Is there anything I can do
to get something like that?

Well, what did you give him to get that?

Why'd you ask him?

Come on, kid.

It wasn't so much what
she had to do to get it.

This woman knows how
to say thank you, though.

Does she?

Yeah.

See, that's your problem.

How do I say please?

Can I turn on the music?

Sure.

Okay, great.

What kind of music do
you guys like to listen to?

Oh, anything nice and mellow.

How about rock? That sounds good.

So, Hal, Debbie says that you
helped her with her homework today.

Sorry, I was just
looking in the mirror here.

Hey guys, let's party or something.

I mean, come on.

Let's take the plunge, folks.

It's about time.

Yeah.

All right.

Here's a little gift.

What's this?

Here's a little gift.

What am I doing?

Oh, Jesus.

I don't know. She's your daughter.

I've seen her out riding
on a bicycle. I can't.

She'd come join us. I love the kid.

What the heck.

Yeah.

About time she learned about life.

She's awfully cute.

What are you doing out here?

Where did you guys get this table?

This is really something, huh?

Oh, uh.

We got it all the way over here.

Why don't you, uh.

Goes with the pinto.

Oh, you just might deserve it.

Hal. Hal's feeling lonely over there.

Are you lonely?

Can we get you a bucket of something nice?

Would I buy you something nice?

I'd love to have something like that.

I think I'll get you
anything your heart desires.

Hal's just so simple and funny sometimes.

I need some excitement.

What do you expect for an accountant?

All they think about is figures.

Why did I ever tell him I'd be
helping him with the homework?

That's really not what I want.

Wow.

That's nice.

That's a nice tip.

Sticks out for me.

Oh, really?

Goodness.

A little bit like that.

So far I don't see how much she's hurting.

So far so good.

What are you doing over there Hal?

Not too bad, I see why she ran her car.

Now wait a minute.

Son of a bitch sometimes.

I told you.

I didn't realize what
nice neighbors we had.

You have to find more things to celebrate.

She's going, you're
going to owe her more than

a car, you're going to
owe her a space shuttle.

And she humps my knee.

Doesn't miss a trick, does she?

She's needed the practice for a long time.

Dad!

Debbie!

Mom, what are you doing with Mr. Wilson?

Well, your mother and I
were just thinking that since

you're growing up and turning
into such a mature young lady

and they weren't
teaching you this stuff in

school that we would
show you how it's done.

Okay, I guess I'll just
sit down here and watch.

Oh, Debbie, it's so good to see you.

Sure, why don't you
just sit there and watch.

Oh, Dad.

Would you like to join us, Debbie?

Mom?

Could I join you or would I get in trouble?

Well, join us, Debbie.

She's growing up now.

Debbie, I thought you
were going to join us.

Oh, the cute little horse was missing.

Oh, God.

It's fine, it's fine.

I like you so delirious.

You hear that dear?

I'm busy here.

I'll have to have your wife come
over and babysit more often.

Debbie, you look so nice over there.

Doesn't she?

Yeah.

You can warm up
for a little bit if you like.

Come on, Debbie. Come on.

Oh, such nice little titties.

Look at those titties.

Oh, so good.

My goodness.

A tight little pussy.

Take your clothes off.

We do have a little...

We do.

Get in there.

Pretty girl.

Look at all that hair.

I know.

Makeup.

I know.

Let's do something else.

What are you doing?

Can I sit on daddy's lap?

You want to sit on daddy's lap?

Come on.

There we go.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't realize how tight these
things are when you're that young.

What a family, huh?

Nice.

Watch your head.

Yeah.

Good.

No.

No, no.

It's not nice to kiss and tell.

Well, we're all friends, aren't we?

That's what you say to me.

I'd say after today, we're
a little more than friends.

I don't think of all the time we've
wasted being just neighbors.

Oh, baby.

Yeah.

Ooh, baby.

There she is.

That was quick.

I like the way my husband shoots it.

Did you see that, honey?

See, honey, you want to
go for a ride in my new car?

I think I'd like that.

Yeah? Okay.

Let's go while these guys are still busy.

I hope you had this fun.

We'll probably still be here
when you get back, too.

Oh, really? We'll have
to go for a long ride.

Oh, yes, we'll continue on the beach.

Yeah, we'll watch the submarine races.

I'll do anything I wouldn't do.

Um

You gonna come?

Call me if you're ready for me.

You ready?

Okay.

I'll get ready for you and then
let's see if we can do this together.

I'm sure we can.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, God.

Um

Oh, daddy kiss.

Mwah!

I can't come.

I am so tired.

If you're ready for me,

face forward and then high.

Oh, you're so nice.

See that little girl?

That's how a man comes.

Oh yeah.

He's a good man too.

You should go get washed up.

Yeah.

Okay, you take care of her.

I'm going to jump in the shower
before those two get back.

I want to wipe my butt.

You want me to show
you how to get some hair?

Okay.