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No joke.
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Like I said, wild.
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But I never thought
too hard on it though.
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To me, it was just one
of those freaky things
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that made the Bay so damn fresh.
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Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd.
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Join me this weekend at
the Oakland Coliseum Annex
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for Sleepy's Mind
Wide Awake Seminar,
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sponsored by Psytopics
Learning Center.
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At my workshop, we'll
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under stressful circumstances.
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Licensed Psytopics instructors
will give you the tools
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to connect to the
cosmic life force
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and give you the power to battle
both inner and outer demons.
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Trust me, you won't
wanna miss Sunday.
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So join me this weekend,
all ages are welcome.
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Sleepy's Mind Wide
Awake Seminar...
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...will blow your mind!
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Chapter one...
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AKA, The Gilman Strikes Back.
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Yo, that movie was hella rad.
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So grandpa knew about the
vampires the whole time,
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but didn't bother to tell
anyone in his family?
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Well, that's why it's
fresh. You don't expect it.
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All I'm saying, if you motherfuckers
knew about some secret vampire shit
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going off in the neighborhood
and you didn't let me know,
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we might have a problem.
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Tina. I hate to break it to you,
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but if there's a secret cult of
vampires living amongst us...
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We would be all up in
that shit. Give me that.
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Fair point.
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- Eat a dick, dyke!
- Get out the truck
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and see what happens!
I ain't playing!
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- Suck my dick, Black bitch!
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Keep driving!
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- Bitch!
- Fuck you want, faggots?
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Fuck you!
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Go back to Fresno, boneheads!
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We'll see you punks later!
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Fucking Nazis.
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Let's go.
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Dude, you know I'm from Fresno.
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Yeah, I've been
trying to forget that.
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So I was tailing this dude
outta Lucky's yesterday.
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Tailed? Like you
followed some random guy?
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Okay, you never
followed anyone before?
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Hell, no, that's
some psycho shit.
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You ever tailed anybody, Luce?
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Uh... No.
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- Whatever.
- Okay.
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Stop looking at
me like I'm weird.
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First time at Gilman?
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No, I was here once.
Wanna see my membership?
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- No.
- No way.
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Psych.
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♪ Let's go! ♪
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♪ They call it a scene,
I call it disaster ♪
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♪ Down here the kids
grew up faster ♪
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♪ Scared, they're
scared to the bone ♪
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♪ Like a pack of wolves
they don't run alone ♪
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♪ One-on-one, they won't
look you in the eye ♪
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♪ When the pack's together,
you hear a battle cry ♪
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♪ I saw it, 15-on-one ♪
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♪ The crowd dispersed,
the kid was done ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ No more! ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ Bad town! ♪
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♪ No more bad town ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ No more! ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ Bad town! ♪
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♪ No more bad town ♪
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- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- Oh, shit!
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- Dude, are you alright?
- Are you okay?
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♪ Down there you
gotta have a label ♪
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♪ Just like a
cattle in a stable ♪
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♪ Knee-jerk reaction,
I call it violence ♪
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♪ Why speak out when
you could be silenced? ♪
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♪ Down there, out
on the dance floor ♪
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- Yeah!
- ♪ Too much violence ♪
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- ♪ I don't want more ♪
- Whoo!
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♪ Down there, out
on the street ♪
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♪ I can see the air,
I can see the heat ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ No more! ♪
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- ♪ No ♪
- ♪Bad town! ♪
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♪ No more bad town ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ No more! ♪
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- ♪ No! ♪
- ♪ Bad town! ♪
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♪ No more bad town ♪
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Let's go!
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Hey, Troy!
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- Yeah, meet me in the truck.
- Alright.
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Yeah, Dad?
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Did you know the guy from Splash
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used to sell hot
dogs at A's Games?
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I don't eat meat.
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I mean, I-I'm not trying to...
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I'm saying, the guy from Splash.
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- Did you see the movie?
- The mermaid movie?
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- Yeah.
- Didn't see it.
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Uh, what about Bachelor Party?
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Do I look like somebody
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who would see Bachelor Party?
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First naked lady I ever
saw was in that movie.
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Your first? Right.
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'Cause you've seen
so many since.
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I've seen a few!
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Oh, shit.
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♪ All I know is
that I do not know ♪
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♪ All I know is that
I don't know nothing ♪
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♪ All I know is
that I do not know ♪
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Fucking boneheads are back.
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Those Nazi fucks just rolled up.
- Outside.
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Fuck, again?
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Come on, guys. Not tonight.
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- Fuck you, Jew! Get the fuck...
- Here to volunteer.
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And fuck you up!
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♪ All I know is that
I don't know nothing ♪
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♪ We get told to decide ♪
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♪ Just like, as if... ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna change my mind ♪
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♪ All I know is
that I don't know ♪
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♪ All I know is that
I don't know nothing ♪
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♪ All I know is
that I do not know ♪
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♪ All I know is that
I don't know nothing ♪
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♪ What you gonna do
with yourself, boy? ♪
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♪ Well, you better
make up your mind ♪
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♪ What you gonna do
with yourself, boy? ♪
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♪ Running out of time ♪
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Shit, man. That's enough!
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Lucid!
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Hey!
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- Dude!
- Yeah, tough guy?
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Fucking bonehead!
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Hail Hitler!
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Lay the fuck off, man.
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You okay?
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- Yeah. You okay?
- Yeah.
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- Fuck you! Show's over, losers!
- Losers!
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- Bye!
- Pussy!
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Later, punk faggots.
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Oh, it's cold.
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It's supposed to be.
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- Does that hurt?
- No.
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Okay, tough guy.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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Can I ask you a question?
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- No.
- Shut up.
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You ever have a dream then
realize you're dreaming?
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- Nah.
- I had one last night.
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I was by myself in my room.
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Everybody was gone.
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It was quiet.
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That's how I knew
I was dreaming.
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My house is never quiet.
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So, I started dancing.
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I was eating, I forget what,
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Pop-Tarts or some shit.
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But then I was like,
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"What am I staying
in the house for?"
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The whole world was mine.
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So I ran outside,
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I started flying and shit.
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It was so rad.
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What would you do?
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In a dream?
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Yeah, it's all in your head.
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You can do anything you
want, no consequences.
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What?
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I... Nothing. I
was... I was thinking,
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I see you blushing, tell me.
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I was, uh, thinking
about flying.
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That'd be... I'd fly
too. That'd be so cool.
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Oh, man, that's boring.
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That's what you did.
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Alright, if I'm
boring, you're boring.
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Whatever, Lewis.
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Don't tell me.
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What'd she say?
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Nothing.
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You hungry?
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...Eddie Money.
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- Eddie Money? Yeah.
- Oh!
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- "Don't you know who I am?"
- What?
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What?
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Uh-huh.
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He was singing, you know?
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We just have to keep 'em out.
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No shit, we've been trying.
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There's too many of 'em.
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There are more of us.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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- Cops.
- Nope.
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I did some research.
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We can hire off-duty Berkeley
cops for 11 bucks an hour.
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- You called the cops?
- To ask the question, yes.
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Don't judge, all options
are on the table.
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That's why we're here.
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To be fair, Berkeley cops are
different from Oakland cops.
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- We all know it.
- You got that right.
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Come on, guys,
without Oakland cops,
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there'd be no Black Panthers.
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I'll call a vote.
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Those in favor of hiring
off-duty Berkeley cops,
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raise your hand.
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Opposed?
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So where does that leave us?
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We fight.
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A fight is what they want.
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We can't meet their
violence with more violence.
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- That's bullshit.
- I believe in the ideal stenciled
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on that sign back there.
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But are you willing
to fight for them?
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No violence means no violence.
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Once you pass through the doors.
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Oh, so violence is okay outside?
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What about racism,
sexism, homophobia,
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those okay outside too?
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We're talking
about Nazis, Larry.
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- Yes.
- I agree.
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The rules don't apply to Nazis.
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Dude, we got our asses kicked.
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- Yeah.
- We supposed to just take that?
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Tina's right, this is our house.
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We built it with our bare hands,
and if we can't defend it,
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- what's the point?
- Yeah, that's right.
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Alright, I call
another vote then.
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Those in favor of fighting
the Nazis, raise your hand.
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So, now I'm the guy who
didn't wanna fight the Nazis.
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Fuck that.
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- Yeah!
- Yes, sir.
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♪ We won't take any shit ♪
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♪ And we're not about to leave ♪
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♪ Just 'cause you don't like ♪
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♪ Who and what we wanna be ♪
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♪ Who are you to say ♪
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♪ What's wrong, what's right ♪
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♪ If it's what it takes ♪
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♪ We're ready to fight ♪
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♪ Ready to fight, ready to fight,
ready to fight, fight, fight, fight ♪
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♪ Ready to fight, ready to fight,
ready to fight, fight, fight, fight ♪
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♪ We won't take any shit ♪
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♪ And we're not about to leave ♪
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♪ Just 'cause you don't like ♪
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♪ Who and what we wanna be ♪
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♪ Who are you to say what's
wrong, what's right ♪
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♪ If it's what it takes ♪
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♪ We're ready to fight ♪
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Connect to the
cosmic emerald light.
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Picture you are now
floating outside yourself.
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Look down and notice you
are no longer anchored
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by earthbound flesh.
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♪ Ready to fight, ready to fight,
ready to fight, fight, fight, fight ♪
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♪ Ready to fight, ready to fight,
ready to fight, fight, fight, fight ♪
255
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,804
What's this?
256
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,040
Open it.
257
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,542
What's the occasion?
258
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,378
Today's the occasion.
259
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,946
I don't know, just open it.
260
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,053
Dude!
261
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,955
It's fucking awesome.
262
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,124
I love it, thank you.
263
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,392
Of course.
264
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,827
Oh, shit, whoa-oh!
265
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,763
Wait, you might wanna... You
might wanna put that away.
266
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:43,176
Can I tell you a secret?
267
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,078
I've never been
in a fight before.
268
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,813
You're in charge of our security
269
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,315
and you've never
been in a fight?
270
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,782
Yeah, whose idea was that?
271
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,260
I just volunteered
to see free shows.
272
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,086
I never said I
could run security.
273
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,654
You never said you couldn't.
274
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524
Yeah, well, it was going
fine for the most part
275
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,359
'til the fucking
Nazis showed up.
276
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,829
How many fights
have you been in?
277
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,364
I don't know.
278
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,433
More than zero,
I know that much.
279
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,136
So, one?
280
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,139
- Two.
- Two?
281
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,773
It was one too many.
282
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,942
So you lost one?
283
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,811
I lost them both, which
was fine the first time.
284
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,647
It was a good life experience.
285
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,216
The second time just hurt.
286
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,554
How do you think you'll
describe the third?
287
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,728
Ask me tomorrow.
288
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,100
- They're here!
- Shit, we gotta go.
289
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,534
♪ ...what's right ♪
290
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,070
♪ If it's what it takes ♪
291
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,804
♪ We're ready to fight ♪
292
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,752
♪ Ready to fight, ready to fight,
ready to fight, fight, fight, fight ♪
293
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,576
♪ Ready to fight, ready to fight,
ready to fight, fight, fight, fight ♪
294
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,395
Hey, Jew!
295
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,732
You can hide behind
a bunch of fags,
296
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,468
but that ain't gonna
stop us from coming in.
297
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,878
Die, Nazi scum!
298
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:12,051
Ah, fuck, fuck, no!
299
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,340
♪ Jealous cowards
try to control ♪
300
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,576
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
301
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,778
♪ They distort what we say ♪
302
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,846
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
303
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,283
♪ Try and stop what we do ♪
304
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,285
♪ Rise above, rise above ♪
305
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,687
♪ When they can't
do it themselves ♪
306
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,755
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
307
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,593
♪ We are tired of your abuse ♪
308
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:31,130
♪ Try to stop us, it's no use ♪
309
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,712
♪ We are tired of your abuse ♪
310
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,714
♪ Try to stop us ♪
311
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,049
♪ But it's no use ♪
312
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,520
♪ We are born with a chance ♪
313
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,822
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
314
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,124
♪ I am gonna have my chance ♪
315
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,327
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
316
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,629
♪ We are born with a chance ♪
317
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,564
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
318
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,166
♪ And I am gonna
have my chance ♪
319
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,001
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
320
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,874
♪ Rise above, rise above ♪
321
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,076
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
322
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,312
♪ Rise above, we're
gonna rise above ♪
323
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,493
Chapter two...
324
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,302
But how about that greasy
saxophone-playing motherfucker?
325
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,137
I mean, he was fine, right?
326
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,540
Oh, I still believe!
327
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,976
Yeah, that shit was hella good.
328
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,878
Makes me wanna go to Santa Cruz.
329
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,556
But how come grandpa
didn't tell his family
330
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,282
- about the vampires?
- No, that shit cold, right?
331
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,650
I would be pissed.
332
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,986
So what now? You wanna
go to Giant Burger?
333
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,287
Hell, yeah.
334
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,824
- Shit!
- What?
335
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,126
Think I left my bus
pass in the bathroom.
336
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,961
Well, just go get it.
337
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,029
Alright.
338
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,898
Eat a dick, dyke!
339
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,468
Get out the truck and see
what happens! I ain't playin'!
340
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,336
- Suck my dick, Black bitch!
- Fuck you!
341
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,972
Yeah, that's what I
thought. Keep drivin'!
342
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,308
- Fuck you, bitches!
- Fuck you want, faggots?
343
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,176
Go back to Fresno, boneheads!
344
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,713
We'll see you punks later!
345
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,986
You okay?
346
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,121
Yeah.
347
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,124
I'll be right back.
348
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,696
Nazis trippin' again?
349
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,699
I don't know how we
went from Black Panthers
350
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,334
to Skinheads running
wild in this city.
351
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,503
But all I know is somebody
fell asleep at the wheel
352
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,570
- to let that shit happen.
- People need reminding,
353
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,240
ain't nothing cool
about being a Nazi.
354
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,577
It's 1987. You'd think people
would know by now, but, no.
355
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,179
Fo sho. You and your friend.
356
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,948
I've seen you before.
357
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,249
You're in Danger Zone, right?
358
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,951
Yeah. You've seen us?
359
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,686
I saw you perform at
the open mic night
360
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,354
at La Peña a few weeks back.
361
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,789
There was like ten people there.
362
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,090
I was one of 'em.
363
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,726
Hey, good news, it
was not in the toilet.
364
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,295
Bad news, I think somebody
pissed on it anyway.
365
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,398
- Who's this?
- I'm Lenny G.
366
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,767
- Lenny G?
- Lenny G?
367
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,578
- I work with Too $hort.
- We know who you are!
368
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,270
Girl, he knows who we are.
369
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,706
- Quit playin'.
- He saw us at open mic night.
370
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,140
There was like ten people there.
371
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,476
And he was one of 'em.
372
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,710
We got a show coming up.
373
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,211
Why don't you two come on stage,
374
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,480
spit some rhymes with $hort?
375
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,314
And why don't you
shut the fuck up?
376
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,750
- Let the man speak.
- What? He ain't being real.
377
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,418
$hort wanna try something new.
378
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,287
A battle rap
section to the show.
379
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,322
And based on what I
saw from y'all two,
380
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,058
I suspect y'all can
hold your own with him.
381
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,661
And I suspect your
suspicions are correct.
382
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,064
- We'll be there.
- Cool.
383
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,000
You might wanna have
something planned,
384
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,167
in case you get nervous.
385
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,336
Yeah, we don't get nervous.
386
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,140
- Okay. We'll find out.
- Right.
387
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,442
See you there! Thank you!
388
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,947
Shit, I'm nervous.
389
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,082
Girl, me too!
390
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,471
We gotta stay ready 'cause
they don't protect us.
391
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,607
These motherfuckers
need to respect us.
392
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,875
Here's the question...
393
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,681
What about this finale?
394
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:42,882
What about it?
395
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,392
I think we need to
practice it again.
396
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,152
Ooh, we already practiced it.
397
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,188
Hello, ladies.
398
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,024
How about you cut the chit-chat
399
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:55,294
and practice getting
me some ice cream here,
400
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,964
- what do you say?
- What can I get for you?
401
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,966
Um, how's your bubble gum?
402
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,536
It's good if you
like bubble gum.
403
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,804
Let me get a taste.
404
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:14,946
Mmm.
405
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,249
Yeah, I see what you mean.
406
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,752
Um, can you blow
bubbles with this gum?
407
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,588
Yeah, I-I guess so.
408
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,493
What else can you blow?
409
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,532
What's your favorite flavor?
410
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,867
Um...
411
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,169
Oh, wait a minute,
let me guess...
412
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,339
I bet you love the
chocolate showers.
413
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,741
Am I right?
414
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,877
You know what?
415
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,914
I think I know exactly
what's you want.
416
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,851
You look like straight-up
vanilla to me.
417
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,120
Don't judge a book by its badge.
418
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,023
I've been known to have a
sweet tooth for the dark stuff.
419
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,628
Is that right?
420
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,731
What's the expression?
Ah, that's it.
421
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,033
The darker the berry...
422
00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,367
The harder the slap.
423
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,369
I don't think that's it.
424
00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:11,938
You wanna find out?
425
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,807
What can I get for
you today, officer?
426
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,711
Give me a sugar cone of vanilla.
427
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,747
Great choice.
428
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,549
Two dollars.
429
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,226
Aren't you forgetting something?
430
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:42,669
Looks like somebody's got
a freebie comin' his way!
431
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,738
I'd like my hole
punched, please.
432
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,753
Fucking pervert.
433
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,289
Hey, could we get
some help over here?
434
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,092
Oh, you want us to help you now?
435
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,161
Don't start with
me, Jesse Jackson.
436
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,437
What can I get for
you today, sir?
437
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,011
Where's my rocky road?
438
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,345
They were out.
439
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,214
They were out of rocky road?
440
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,315
Yep.
441
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,827
So you didn't think to ask me
if I wanted something else?
442
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,285
Nope.
443
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,989
Fucking bitch!
444
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,835
Ay yo. Would you ever take a
beginner class of Psytopics with me?
445
00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,402
Psytopics?
446
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,639
- No, ma'am.
- I mean, they say
447
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:56,184
classes could help control your reality.
- And you believe that?
448
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,410
You ain't never thought
about changing your reality?
449
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512
We can change it tonight.
450
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,214
Look, all I'm saying is,
451
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,583
what if there is
more to free up here
452
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,320
in order to get free out here.
453
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,758
Okay, damn, that was deep.
454
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,326
I'll meditate on that one.
455
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,597
I guess you didn't
hear about Yolanda.
456
00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,465
What about her?
457
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,568
She worked at Psytopics
458
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,104
for, like, six months.
459
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,773
Then, one day during class,
460
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,375
she just started bleeding
from her eyes and ears.
461
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,710
- Nah!
- Yeah!
462
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,579
Ask Cherry, she was there.
463
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,614
She thought her head
was about to explode.
464
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,384
Yeah, that shit crazy.
465
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,478
I mean, they at least
gave her a refund.
466
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,054
Oh, I hope so.
467
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,265
She sure shouldn't.
468
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,868
- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
469
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,975
Hey, um, we're
Barbie and Entice.
470
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,410
We should be on the guest list.
471
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,912
Oh, yeah, groupies around back.
472
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,713
- Groupies?
- Oh, hell, no.
473
00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:08,915
We ain't no groupies.
474
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,149
We're from Danger Zone.
475
00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:12,952
What's y'all name?
476
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:15,587
Entice. E-N-T-I-C-E.
477
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,723
Barbie. B-A-R-B-I-E.
478
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,793
I ain't got you
on the guest list.
479
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,563
Shit, see, I knew that
dude was lyin'. Damn!
480
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:25,898
Look, are you sure?
481
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,835
You're on the artist list.
482
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,739
The artist list.
483
00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:34,807
Yeah,
484
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,976
that's us.
485
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,845
Artists.
486
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,112
Danger Zone.
487
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,613
So, listen.
488
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,558
Green room's through that
door, end of the hall.
489
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:46,118
Alright? Fo sho, have fun!
490
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,424
Artists we're... Artists.
491
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,495
- Ooh!
- Where is it?
492
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:58,264
He said at the end of the hall.
493
00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,465
Is this it?
494
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,334
Oh, shit!
495
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,839
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on, $hort.
496
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,676
What happened?
497
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:11,978
$hort's in there.
498
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,947
For real? Then why
didn't you go in?
499
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,682
He eating pussy.
500
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,451
Oh.
501
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,389
Maybe we should give
him a minute then.
502
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,790
Maybe five...
503
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,226
ten minutes?
504
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:40,206
- End of the hall.
- Right.
505
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,341
They can't wake Sleepy!
506
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,880
Sleepy Floyd is Superman!
507
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,982
Mothafucker called him Superman!
508
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,684
Hey, 'sup, y'all?
509
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:53,886
Danger Zone!
510
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,421
Can y'all believe this game?
511
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,756
- Sleepy goin' off!
- Cool.
512
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,159
Hey, make yourself comfortable.
513
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:01,327
Y'all wanna drink?
514
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,995
- Sure.
- No. Thanks.
515
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,835
Lenny, you know, we ain't
really talk about money.
516
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:10,902
Right.
517
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,571
I was thinking 5% of the door.
518
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,739
Cool?
519
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,910
Hey, find me after
the show, okay?
520
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,179
Alright, sure.
521
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,216
Hey, you okay?
522
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:28,054
Yeah, I just thought
we was gonna go over it
523
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,355
at least one more time.
524
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,691
You'll feel it,
okay, I promise you.
525
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,297
I need a bathroom.
526
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,978
Come on, the show's starting!
527
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,780
Go ahead, I'll be
there in a minute.
528
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,316
You sure you're okay?
529
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,052
Yeah.
530
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,421
Yeah, just-just gimme a minute.
531
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,091
Aight.
532
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,730
We want $hort!
533
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:14,400
We want $hort! We want $hort!
534
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,934
Alright, y'all!
535
00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:18,404
Give it up for the
man y'all came to see!
536
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,606
Oakland's own,
537
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,643
Too $hort!
538
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,351
♪ These are the tales,
the freaky tales ♪
539
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:35,487
♪ These are the tales
that I tell so well ♪
540
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,357
♪ These are the tales,
the freaky tales ♪
541
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,493
♪ These are the tales
that I tell so well ♪
542
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,430
♪ I met this girl,
her name was Joan ♪
543
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,566
♪ She loved the way I
rocked on the microphone ♪
544
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,269
♪ When I met Joan,
I took her home ♪
545
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,639
♪ She was just like a
doggy all on my bone ♪
546
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,817
What was going through your
head in the fourth quarter?
547
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,310
Um, I wasn't really
thinking at all, Jim.
548
00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,978
It was a strange feeling, uh,
549
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,814
as if I left my body
for a few minutes of it.
550
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,317
Well, you certainly were
playing like a man possessed.
551
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,319
- Congratulations.
- Uh, thank you.
552
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,188
I just wanna say hi
out there to my mom,
553
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,090
and my girlfriend,
Andrea, watching at home.
554
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,424
We'll be right back
555
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,426
with the post-game
show after the break.
556
00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,996
Before I went to Psytopics,
my life was outta control.
557
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,498
I was on the street.
558
00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,832
I didn't care about anyone,
559
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,168
and no one cared about me.
560
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:23,502
But everything changed
561
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,670
when I took my first class
562
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,238
at the Spiritual
Learning Center.
563
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,041
I learned there's a cosmic
force all around us.
564
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,610
Anyone can tap
into it, even you.
565
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,412
It's not a joke, trust me.
566
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,516
If you wanna change your life,
start by trusting your mind.
567
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,518
Start by trusting Psytopics.
568
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,655
♪ My girlfriend's
name was Michelle ♪
569
00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:45,157
♪ Her booty was bigger ♪
570
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,734
- ♪ than a tail on a whale ♪
- Good to go?
571
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,294
- Yeah.
- ♪ When I freaked Michelle ♪
572
00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:50,062
♪ I freaked her well ♪
573
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,998
♪ Her pussy got hotter
than the flames in Hell ♪
574
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,069
So right about now,
575
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,438
I wanna try something new.
576
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,273
I feel like battling tonight.
577
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,542
- Yeah!
- Who with me?
578
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,348
But I don't think
nobody crazy enough
579
00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,617
to jump on this
stage with Too $hort!
580
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,686
Oh, wait, hold up, hold up!
581
00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,755
I think we found somebody.
582
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,724
What's this
WrestleMania bullshit?
583
00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,726
Is Danger Zone in the house?
584
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,895
- Okay, that's us, let's go!
- Oh, no, wait.
585
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,932
- They set us up.
- What?
586
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,201
- Where you at...
- They wanna humiliate us.
587
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,902
What are you talking about?
588
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,972
Girl, they are calling us
on stage, now, let's go!
589
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,574
I don't think they showed up.
590
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,075
They think we're a joke.
591
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,944
- Bitch, do you see me joking?
- Danger Zone?
592
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,480
- I don't even know them.
- There they go!
593
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,484
Give it up for
Danger Zone, y'all!
594
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,453
Damn, they crazy.
595
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,668
- Y'all ready, right?
- Fuck, yeah, we ready.
596
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,893
Then let's do this.
597
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,832
♪ Say, hoe ♪
598
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,402
♪ Yeah, you ♪
599
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,070
♪ Can I ask you a question? ♪
600
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,072
Ask 'em, $hort!
601
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,908
♪ You like to fuck? ♪
602
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,344
♪ Oh, you don't want me to
talk to you like that? ♪
603
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,381
♪ Oh, you like to make love? ♪
604
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,816
♪ I saw you walking down the
street so I had to stop ♪
605
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,918
♪ Turn up the radio
and drop the top ♪
606
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,554
♪ I see you look so good
and you're so fine ♪
607
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,756
♪ Young tender,
would you be mine? ♪
608
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,159
♪ I put you in my car,
drive you to my house ♪
609
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,293
♪ 'Cause I'm a mack ♪
610
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,595
♪ I cold turn you out ♪
611
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,198
♪ I won't ask and
I sure won't beg ♪
612
00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:34,065
♪ Reach right over
and rub your leg ♪
613
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,502
♪ I let my hand slide
between your miniskirt ♪
614
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,937
♪ Put my finger in your
panties, start goin' to work ♪
615
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,207
♪ What time is it,
don't watch the clock ♪
616
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,675
♪ Lay back, baby doll,
and I'll rock the cock ♪
617
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,011
♪ Funky fresh I am,
and I always can ♪
618
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,214
♪ Freak nasty, I'm the man ♪
619
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:50,716
♪ I take you out to
the finest restaurant ♪
620
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,084
♪ Buy you any damn
thing that you want ♪
621
00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:55,354
♪ You want flowers, I'll
buy your ass a rose ♪
622
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,723
♪ But later on you're coming
out with them pantyhose ♪
623
00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,091
♪ You want gold,
girl, what's next? ♪
624
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,428
♪ It's me and you,
doing the sex ♪
625
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,796
♪ So now you know
I'm just a freak ♪
626
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,098
♪ Give it up, baby, I
can't wait two weeks ♪
627
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,535
♪ I want it all,
don't say I won't ♪
628
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,003
♪ Get it, girl, now
I'm telling you don't ♪
629
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,177
Come on.
630
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,681
Nigga...
631
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,585
You got this, don't fight it.
632
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,722
Just breathe, now, tell him.
633
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,124
♪ Nigga, please, you
provoke no feeling ♪
634
00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:35,561
♪ You must've forgot the
girls of whom you're dealing ♪
635
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,496
♪ We haven't the
urge to get busy ♪
636
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,641
- ♪ Like those dizzy Lizzies ♪
- ♪ Who used to dance for you ♪
637
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,243
- ♪ You're through ♪
- ♪ I can't put it more blunt ♪
638
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,469
♪ Your vocab is restricted,
you're addicted ♪
639
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,203
♪ To the words you inflicted ♪
640
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:47,406
- ♪ Time after time ♪
- ♪ Line after line ♪
641
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,641
♪ Talking 'bout the bitches
that are on your mind ♪
642
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,286
- ♪ Do they call you $hort... ♪
- ♪ 'Cause of your height? ♪
643
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,978
♪ Or your width? Diss me, boy ♪
644
00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,846
♪ I'll hang your
balls from a cliff ♪
645
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,458
- ♪ Wrapped around a slinky ♪
- ♪ You're a dinky ♪
646
00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:57,892
- ♪ It's an easy task ♪
- ♪ To the corner ♪
647
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,461
♪ 'Cause the curb
didn't want your ass ♪
648
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,253
♪ Your name is Yuck
Mouth, you don't brush ♪
649
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:03,154
♪ Gotta cover your
mouth like this ♪
650
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,923
♪ They call you Yuck Mouth ♪
651
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,992
- ♪ You refuse to brush ♪
- ♪ No, sweetheart ♪
652
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,260
♪ You can keep that kiss ♪
653
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,761
♪ You're a freak with no tail ♪
654
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,830
♪ You have no ass,
class, you can't pass ♪
655
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,083
- ♪ You're simply trash ♪
- ♪ You're a typical nigga ♪
656
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:15,567
♪ The kind you don't take home ♪
657
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:16,535
- ♪ This is Entice ♪
- ♪ And Barbie ♪
658
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,003
♪ From the Danger Zone ♪
659
00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,038
♪ Like a short dog
that carries fleas ♪
660
00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:21,840
- ♪ You make my ass
- ♪ Itch, twitch ♪
661
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,718
- ♪ Don't you wish ♪
- ♪ You could scratch it? ♪
662
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,277
♪ And grab it like you want it ♪
663
00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,346
♪ The name fits 'cause
you're all up on it ♪
664
00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:32,050
♪ On it ♪
665
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,185
Alright.
666
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,388
♪ Yeah, check ♪
667
00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:37,789
♪ Get mad if you want ♪
668
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:38,957
♪ I won't front ♪
669
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,158
♪ When it's time to hump ♪
670
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,627
♪ I won't be no punk ♪
671
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,729
♪ Roll your ass over
and tap the butt ♪
672
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,797
♪ Too $hort, baby,
all in them guts ♪
673
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:48,367
♪ I'm not your ABC,
from the alphabet ♪
674
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,540
♪ Every letter I'll write
will make your pussy wet ♪
675
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,971
♪ I'm a player, bitch,
I thought you knew ♪
676
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,040
♪ Like every other
nigga in my crew ♪
677
00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:57,643
♪ I bump hoes, now
it's your turn ♪
678
00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,045
♪ Tell me, young tender,
when will you learn? ♪
679
00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:02,348
♪ I cold mack like
pimps you know ♪
680
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,683
♪ Won't sell you dope
or sell you blow ♪
681
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:07,486
♪ Just your average everyday
straight bump up, bitch ♪
682
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,321
♪ My gold rings
come from spits ♪
683
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,090
♪ Look, baby, you
know what I want ♪
684
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,063
♪ You acting like it's
that time of the month ♪
685
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,226
♪ Are you bleeding? ♪
686
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:16,995
♪ Can't think about sex ♪
687
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,530
♪ Irritated by your Kotex ♪
688
00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:19,898
♪ We don't need to kiss ♪
689
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,433
♪ We don't have to fuck ♪
690
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,535
♪ I'll pull out my dick,
bitch, you can suck ♪
691
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,412
Let's see if y'all can top that.
- Y'all better come with it.
692
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,747
- ♪ Punk, I'm not a tease ♪
- ♪ I'm not a skeezer ♪
693
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,916
♪ And most definitely
not a dick pleaser ♪
694
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,794
♪ You're dreaming, and
scheming, and fiending ♪
695
00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,062
- ♪ For my lust ♪
- ♪ You don't have enough ♪
696
00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,320
♪ For you I feel disgust ♪
697
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,631
- ♪ Wait ♪
- Small things I hate ♪
698
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:44,655
♪ For goodness' sakes ♪
699
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,916
♪ If I wanted someone small ♪
700
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,393
♪ I would masturbate ♪
701
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,286
♪ I'm not talking 'bout
your height, weight ♪
702
00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:50,872
- ♪ Or what you dream ♪
- ♪ When I say Too $hort ♪
703
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,440
- ♪ You know what I mean ♪
- ♪ You see ♪
704
00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:53,865
- ♪ I need a man ♪
- ♪ Not a boy ♪
705
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,577
- ♪ To approach me ♪
- ♪ Your lame game ♪
706
00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:56,601
♪ Really insults me ♪
707
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:57,742
♪ Your name is Too $hort ♪
708
00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:58,996
♪ Or shall I say too skinny ♪
709
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,181
♪ If size were money, honey ♪
710
00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:01,407
♪ You wouldn't have a penny ♪
711
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,174
♪ Little boy, you're
not a player ♪
712
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:04,752
- ♪ I'm your savior ♪
- ♪ To try to get at me shows ♪
713
00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:06,244
♪ Audacious behavior ♪
714
00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:08,279
♪ You wanna bit of danger,
step into my zone ♪
715
00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:09,615
♪ You call yourself a dog ♪
716
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,028
♪ That's how I'll
send you home ♪
717
00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,018
♪ With your tail
between your legs ♪
718
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,529
- ♪ Screeching and whining ♪
- ♪ Nigga say you got some ♪
719
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:15,421
- ♪ Nigga, please ♪
- ♪ You're lying ♪
720
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,322
♪ 'Cause to fight the feeling ♪
721
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:18,933
♪ There would have to be one
♪ - ♪ And mathematically ♪
722
00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,317
- ♪ Me plus you ♪
- ♪ Equals none ♪
723
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:38,944
Let's give it up
for Danger Zone!
724
00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:01,032
Girl!
725
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,235
The third chapter...
726
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,283
Dr. Seale's office.
727
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,119
Dr. Seale, please.
728
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,127
- Hello?
- Dr. Seale, it's Clint.
729
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,329
How is she?
730
00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,265
I've been trying to reach you.
731
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,101
I'm afraid she didn't make it.
732
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,503
What?
733
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,705
I'm sorry to have to
tell you like this.
734
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,473
We did everything we could.
735
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,677
What do you mean?
She's dead? She died?
736
00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:21,012
I don't understand.
I was just there.
737
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,514
I'm sorry, Clint.
738
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,182
She took a turn for the worse.
739
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,686
There was just
too much bleeding.
740
00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,655
We couldn't get her
back to the OR in time.
741
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,326
What about the baby?
742
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,997
She's in the NICU.
Unresponsive.
743
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,900
We're doing what we can,
but it doesn't look good.
744
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,469
Where are you, Clint?
745
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,838
There are some police here.
746
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,607
They'd like to ask
you some questions
747
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,476
about the, uh, the incident.
748
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:12,991
Any requests?
749
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,593
The Fly.
750
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,528
No. Nothing scary.
751
00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,930
Sid & Nancy.
752
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,675
I wanted to watch it last
year, but you said...
753
00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,134
I hate that music.
It's just noise.
754
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,970
It gives me a headache.
755
00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,505
Oh, I said that?
756
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,407
Yup.
757
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:31,743
And then I said,
"It's not just noise.
758
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,444
It's actually about something."
759
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,113
And what'd I say?
760
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,315
"Yeah? What's it about?"
761
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,517
And you said?
762
00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,653
"Emotional anarchy."
763
00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:43,655
Cool.
764
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,691
You said that too.
765
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,358
And then we watched
The Money Pit.
766
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,194
Which was not a bad movie.
767
00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:53,965
That actor's from Oakland.
768
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,502
He used to sell hot
dogs at A's games.
769
00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:00,371
I shook him down in the
parking lot after a game once.
770
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:05,543
I'm pretty sure it was him.
771
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,015
I'll see if they have it.
772
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,683
Be careful.
773
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,593
Clint.
774
00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:27,699
Hurry back.
775
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,489
Hello?
776
00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:52,858
Just a minute.
777
00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,026
What's the score?
778
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:57,062
Lakers up big.
779
00:44:58,063 --> 00:44:59,064
Damn.
780
00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:02,567
You know, we got lucky
against The Mailman,
781
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:05,871
but these Warriors cannot
keep up with Magic.
782
00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:08,173
- Yeah, well, you never know.
- I mean, look,
783
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,876
I'm just a movie guy. I
don't know much about sports,
784
00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,945
but it's pretty obvious the
brooms are coming out tomorrow.
785
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,782
- Can't win 'em all I guess.
- No, definitely cannot.
786
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,886
Which is why we
love the underdogs.
787
00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,354
They're a projection
of ourselves.
788
00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:24,756
We're all just a
bunch of losers.
789
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,257
We cannot kill Darth Vader,
790
00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,259
and we cannot win a rumble
against the Soviets,
791
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,361
and we definitely
cannot beat LA.
792
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,529
And yet,
793
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:35,100
the underdog believes they
can achieve the impossible.
794
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:39,070
Top five underdog movies, go.
795
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,773
- Oh, I'm actually here for...
- Let's begin with the obvious,
796
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:44,309
Rocky. Most people
assume it's number one,
797
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,253
and I think it's best just
to get it out of the way.
798
00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:48,646
It's probably your number
one, am I right? Nevermind.
799
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,049
Number four, it just
came out last year,
800
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:52,951
it's already an instant classic.
801
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:55,921
You know where I'm going,
right? Come on, basketball man.
802
00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,589
Dennis Hopper, in the
same year as Blue Velvet,
803
00:45:58,689 --> 00:46:00,926
breaking our hearts both
on and off the court.
804
00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,928
Say it with me on three.
805
00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,896
One, two, three. Hoosiers!
806
00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:07,999
- I haven't seen it.
- And you call yourself a basketball fan?
807
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,667
No. I'm just here
for some movies.
808
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,602
And I'm giving
them to you, Slim.
809
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:13,304
That's my job.
810
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,605
Number three.
811
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:15,773
Let's have it.
812
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:16,908
The Dirty Dozen.
813
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,609
- I've seen that.
- Underdogs
814
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,478
on a suicide mission
to kill Nazis.
815
00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:21,779
Works on multiple levels.
816
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,081
- Right.
- Number two,
817
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,683
Sidney Lumet directed
this courtroom drama
818
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,120
from a perfect script
by David Mamet,
819
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,755
starring Paul Newman
820
00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:34,192
at his incomparable
ambulance-chasing best.
821
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:38,663
The Verdict.
822
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:41,132
- I heard that was good.
- No, you didn't.
823
00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,768
What you probably heard
is that it is amazing.
824
00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:46,171
So why haven't you seen it yet?
825
00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,638
Are you even ready
for number one?
826
00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,307
You have no idea.
827
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,943
In his review of this 1979 film,
828
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,479
Roger Ebert wrote, quote,
829
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,183
"Movies like this
hardly ever get made.
830
00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,650
When they're made this well,
831
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,188
they become precious
cinematic miracles." Unquote.
832
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,356
- Name that picture.
- Look,
833
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,458
I'm not here to play
Jeopardy. I'm here for some,
834
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:10,061
uh, specific titles.
835
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,797
I'm trying to provide
you with an experience.
836
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,666
I appreciate it.
Do you have...
837
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,504
Big Trouble in Little China?
838
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,707
Somebody just checked
that out. Sorry.
839
00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:25,676
For a more nuanced portrait
of San Francisco's Chinatown,
840
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,245
I recommend Chan is Missing.
841
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,047
What about Tough Guys?
842
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,782
New releases. Anything else?
843
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,418
Ruthless People.
844
00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,387
And?
845
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:39,925
The Color of Money.
846
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,330
And I thought you were
here for the movies.
847
00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:47,498
- How much?
- Five hundred.
848
00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,770
Behind the curtain.
849
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,240
Good luck.
850
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,341
Hey.
851
00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,910
So what's number one?
852
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,579
I'll tell you when you come out.
853
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,114
Late Night Video.
854
00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:06,551
No, some jackass stole
our entire collection.
855
00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:09,955
But have you seen Scanners?
It's basically the same idea.
856
00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:11,689
Yeah. See ya.
857
00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:29,040
♪ ...when I'm all alone ♪
858
00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:32,843
♪ I think of you and
I'm feeling strong ♪
859
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:35,413
♪ I'm wishing you would
just look my way ♪
860
00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,788
All in, assholes!
861
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,427
Call.
862
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,330
Call?
863
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,932
You're dumber than you
look, Yung. You know that?
864
00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,002
I thought Asians were
supposed to be smart.
865
00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,237
Oh, yeah.
866
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,179
Goddammit!
867
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,116
Ouch. That looked painful.
868
00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:12,783
Ah, shit.
869
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,154
Did that video dork let you in?
870
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:19,690
I bought in like everyone else.
871
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,592
Okay, look. You
saw that, right?
872
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:24,529
Hella bad beat. I'm sorry.
873
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,931
Why didn't you say something
when you came in? I...
874
00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,110
I had the money ten seconds
ago. It's still on the table.
875
00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:31,002
You were in the
middle of a hand.
876
00:49:34,939 --> 00:49:36,374
Yung, do me a favor.
877
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,052
I'm sorry to ask this, but
can I keep some of that
878
00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,677
so I can get this
clown off my back?
879
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,480
No, no, no. That's his money.
I can't take his money.
880
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,282
What do you care? I'm
gonna pay him back!
881
00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:46,617
He's not gonna pay
you back, Yung.
882
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:48,829
You're gonna have to hire a guy
like me to rough him up for you.
883
00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:51,156
It's a nasty business.
Don't get involved.
884
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,561
Come on. What are you doing?
885
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,729
My job.
886
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,531
I thought you retired.
887
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:01,866
Aren't you having a kid?
888
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,535
Hey, congratulations,
by the way.
889
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,171
Thank you.
890
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:09,174
Ah, kids are the
best. Changed my life.
891
00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:10,308
What do you have?
892
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,642
Two boys.
893
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,511
No.
894
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,380
What do you have for The Guy?
895
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,946
Nothing.
896
00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,984
You saw what happened.
Yung took my money.
897
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,252
It's right there.
898
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,720
'Cause Asians are smarter.
899
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,191
Okay, listen. Check this out.
900
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,125
Careful.
901
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:30,728
Ah, er...
902
00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:34,399
Courtside seats.
903
00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:36,000
Game 4.
904
00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:37,868
Warriors-Lakers.
905
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,714
These are worth at
least a thousand.
906
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:42,516
Anybody know how much
these tickets are worth?
907
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,841
Five hundred, tops.
908
00:50:43,908 --> 00:50:45,676
What? No way, man.
909
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:48,246
We're talking about
the showtime Lakers.
910
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,215
Jack Nicholson would
pay a grand a piece.
911
00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,782
Do you know Jack Nicholson?
912
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,786
No. But I'm sure I could
make a few phone calls.
913
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,688
Alright? I think he'd
be very interested.
914
00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:00,091
- Okay.
- Okay, what?
915
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,392
Make some calls.
916
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,594
If you can sell 'em, I'll wait.
917
00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,233
Will somebody buy these?
918
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,367
- Mm-mm.
- Please?
919
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:10,801
Two-fifty.
920
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,270
Kiss my ass, $250.
921
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,239
- Alright. Forget it then.
- Forget you then.
922
00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,339
Okay.
923
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,911
I'll give these
tickets to The Guy.
924
00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:22,880
I'll say they're worth
$500, more or less.
925
00:51:22,947 --> 00:51:24,815
More. Definitely more.
926
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,817
But, okay, fine. Thank you.
927
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,619
You know it's not enough though.
928
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,589
What?
929
00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:36,060
It's not enough.
930
00:51:36,127 --> 00:51:38,229
- Those are courtside seats.
- Right or left?
931
00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:39,297
Under the basket.
932
00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:40,398
Right...
933
00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:42,567
or left?
934
00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:46,504
Come on, Clint.
Is this necessary?
935
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,638
You want me to choose?
936
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,807
Fuck it.
937
00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:51,742
Ow!
938
00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:53,311
- Ooh.
- Fuck!
939
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,446
Ah, you're alright.
940
00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:57,682
- Fucking A! Fuck!
- This yours?
941
00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,284
Fuck!
942
00:51:59,384 --> 00:52:01,686
Yeah.
943
00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,989
- You okay to drive? Yeah?
- Yeah.
944
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,526
Well, fellas...
945
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,630
I'm officially retired.
946
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:13,998
- Yeah!
- Good luck, homie.
947
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,466
♪ I need you girl ♪
948
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:17,535
♪ And I need you now ♪
949
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,047
What happened to the other guy?
950
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,148
What other guy?
951
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,117
The other dude who works here.
952
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,853
He was gonna tell me the best
underdog movie of all time.
953
00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,057
I'm the only one here today.
954
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,726
No, there was another guy.
955
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,663
A little older. Maybe the owner?
956
00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,033
But you're the owner, sir.
957
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:51,469
You've always been the owner.
958
00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,508
I'm just fucking with
you. That was Hank.
959
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,810
He's hella intense, huh?
960
00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:01,812
Oh, he's just on his
lunch break, so...
961
00:53:31,576 --> 00:53:33,544
Uh, your nose...
962
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,581
Here.
963
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,055
Go Warriors.
964
00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:49,460
Credit to the Lakers.
They just know how to win.
965
00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,410
Aw!
966
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,279
You'll watch it with me?
967
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,148
Cost me 90 bucks, you bet your
ass I'm gonna watch it with you.
968
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,084
- You bought this?
- I ran the numbers, and I figured
969
00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:16,621
we still come out
ahead on late fees.
970
00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,392
So?
971
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,298
You know what this is?
972
00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,434
A fist of fury.
973
00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:31,068
It was a fist of fury.
974
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,672
Now it's just a hand.
975
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,074
- So no more punching?
- No more punching.
976
00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:38,676
At least not for money.
977
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,945
Well, damn, baby,
let's celebrate!
978
00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:44,749
Okay, but before we go to
Reno, can we stop at Cody's?
979
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:47,918
This new lady at work said that
she has this Psytopics book.
980
00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:50,120
She said it'll change my life.
981
00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:53,858
You don't need a book to
change your life, baby.
982
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,373
Look at me.
983
00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,445
You know who I am?
984
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:19,550
- No.
- Look closer.
985
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,653
Subtract seven
years from my face.
986
00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,223
Now imagine,
987
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,827
I'm watching you kill my father.
988
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:40,638
It ends when The
Guy says it ends!
989
00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,741
Stop!
990
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,365
I'm sorry.
991
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,538
I'm not the same person that
did that to your father.
992
00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,573
The thing is,
993
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,175
I don't care.
994
00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:35,626
Don't watch it without me, okay?
995
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,600
No...
996
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,202
No, no, no, no.
997
00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:46,637
No, no, no!
998
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:28,479
Hey, mister, you
wanna buy a tape?
999
00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,748
I made this East Bay
mix special for you.
1000
00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,182
Nah, kid, uh...
1001
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,085
It's got Too $hort, and
I know you like $hort.
1002
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:37,021
Richie Rich, Tower of Power.
1003
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,721
And if you don't like
all that rap stuff,
1004
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,190
it's got Sly and
the Family Stone,
1005
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,859
The Pointer Sisters,
1006
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,161
Sheila E., The Grateful Dead,
1007
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,363
Operation Ivy, and Metallica,
1008
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,098
if you're a rock and roll guy.
1009
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,877
Trade you for these.
1010
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,616
Pleasure doing
business with you.
1011
00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:34,244
It's fucking awesome.
1012
00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:39,483
- I love it, thank you.
- Of course.
1013
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,587
Oh, shit, whoa-oh!
1014
00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:44,589
Wait, you might
wanna put that away.
1015
00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,894
You're late.
1016
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,002
What's this?
1017
00:58:58,068 --> 00:58:59,436
Your fee.
1018
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,406
It's light.
1019
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,509
It's a taste.
1020
00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:09,614
Keep your taste,
I want the entrée.
1021
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,617
We got one more job for you.
1022
00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,519
- The Warrior thing.
- The Warrior thing?
1023
00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:17,121
The basketball guys.
1024
00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,424
Can't talk about it here.
1025
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:28,866
Yesterday was the
last, last job.
1026
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,103
I did it, I'm done.
1027
00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:34,872
Fuck you.
1028
00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,874
Okay, I do not
have time for this.
1029
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,275
You are 30 minutes late.
1030
00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,244
I'm gonna make this
real easy for you.
1031
00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,612
You got two choices.
1032
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,415
You take that envelope,
give it to The Guy,
1033
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:46,984
you pray he takes mercy on you,
1034
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:50,087
'cause that is nowhere
near your debt.
1035
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:52,589
Might be enough to
buy you another day.
1036
00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,391
How you pay
tomorrow's up to you.
1037
00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:56,727
What's he gonna do? Make
me break my own legs?
1038
00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,763
You've seen these
younger guys in action.
1039
00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,766
Cooper, Tuck. They truly
do not give a fuck.
1040
01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:04,234
They take a little too
much joy in the work.
1041
01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:06,637
A lot more than you ever did.
1042
01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,306
And my second choice?
1043
01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:11,241
Slide that envelope
back across the table,
1044
01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:13,243
do one more job with
me and my crew tonight.
1045
01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:16,246
One more job.
When's it ever end?
1046
01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:20,184
It ends when The
Guy says it ends.
1047
01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:30,995
You forgot about
door number three.
1048
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,764
There's no door number three.
1049
01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,432
Door number three is...
1050
01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:50,047
I see you in hell
in a gasoline suit.
1051
01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:55,552
Okay.
1052
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,454
Door number three it is.
1053
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,289
You know what this means, right?
1054
01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:01,325
Everybody's on the table.
1055
01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:03,627
You, your family,
your fuckin' dog,
1056
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,395
The Guy's coming
after everybody.
1057
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,398
Well, I don't have a dog.
1058
01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,536
And my parents
died when I was 15,
1059
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,573
and my pregnant wife
was murdered yesterday.
1060
01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:27,184
The Guy wants me, he
knows where to find me.
1061
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,653
But you may wanna warn him...
1062
01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:35,592
I got nothing left.
1063
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,535
Pain, Clint.
1064
01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,706
Maybe you don't mind dying,
1065
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,911
but he's gonna collect on
that pain before you do.
1066
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:57,381
Good.
1067
01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:01,351
I've caused a lot of people
a lot of pain in this town.
1068
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,089
Maybe it's my turn
to bleed a little.
1069
01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,365
Can I see it?
1070
01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:25,309
Who's it for?
1071
01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:27,211
Nazis.
1072
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,818
Aim for the neck.
1073
01:02:58,675 --> 01:03:01,145
♪ Ain't nothin' I can say ♪
1074
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,681
♪ Nothin' I can do ♪
1075
01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:10,287
♪ I feel so bad, yeah ♪
1076
01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:12,923
♪ I feel so blue ♪
1077
01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:16,526
♪ Mmm ♪
1078
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,597
♪ I got to make it right ♪
1079
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,034
♪ For everyone concerned ♪
1080
01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:31,275
♪ Even if it's me, if
it means, just me ♪
1081
01:03:32,076 --> 01:03:33,944
♪ Wants getting back ♪
1082
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,882
♪ 'Cause I can never... ♪
1083
01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:41,318
♪ ...make you unhappy ♪
1084
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,819
Clint Flood?
1085
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,721
We need you to ID a suspect.
1086
01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:47,024
♪ No, I couldn't do that, girl ♪
1087
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,960
♪ Only wish I didn't
love you so... ♪
1088
01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,998
For the Warriors in this Game 4,
1089
01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,633
the backcourt will be Sleepy
Floyd and Chris Mullin...
1090
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:01,638
The underdog believes he
can do the impossible.
1091
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,042
Defeat the bully,
1092
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:09,579
sell enough mixtapes
to get out of the hood,
1093
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,318
break enough bones to pay
off his father's debt.
1094
01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,257
I'm done believing.
1095
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,594
I'm gonna die today.
1096
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,276
Most people go their whole lives
not knowing when they're gonna die,
1097
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,401
fearing death.
1098
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,339
But I can say with certainty,
1099
01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,078
this underdog has
seen his last day.
1100
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,116
I'm okay with it.
1101
01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:50,887
My time has come.
1102
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,261
And that's okay.
1103
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,933
You hear what they
found in the kid's car?
1104
01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,435
- What?
- Psytopics Tape.
1105
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,738
Psytopics? They do the freaky
commercials with the green eyes, right?
1106
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,178
Thanks.
1107
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:07,797
Yeah.
1108
01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:18,608
Okay. I guess you
better tell him then.
1109
01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:21,311
It's for you.
1110
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,019
- Hello?
- Clint?
1111
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:31,088
Jesus Christ, it's Dr. Seale.
1112
01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,822
I have good news, Clint.
1113
01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:34,658
Your daughter is
going to make it.
1114
01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,227
She's in stable condition,
she's responsive,
1115
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,828
she's very much alive.
1116
01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:42,866
She's alive?
1117
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:45,935
Yes. Yes, goddammit,
she's alive.
1118
01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:47,704
It's a fuckin' miracle.
1119
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,244
Now get your ass
back to the hospital
1120
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,341
and meet your
girl. You hear me?
1121
01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:57,047
- Yeah.
- Are you coming back?
1122
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:58,714
Yeah.
1123
01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,987
I just have to do, uh...
1124
01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,091
I just have to do one thing.
1125
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,502
Congratulations.
1126
01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:22,372
Looks like you have
something left after all.
1127
01:07:43,227 --> 01:07:45,462
Number three, raise your head.
1128
01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:52,136
Yeah, just keep looking.
1129
01:07:53,002 --> 01:07:56,039
Take your time.
We're not in a hurry.
1130
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,411
Number three.
1131
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,247
Step forward.
1132
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,799
He's right in front of you.
1133
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,104
It ain't him.
1134
01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,812
Now, if you'll
excuse me, gentlemen.
1135
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,115
I've gotta get my daughter
from the hospital,
1136
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,851
and pick another day to die.
1137
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:34,904
Final chapter...
1138
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:12,108
Larry Smith, Rolling
Fort, Mississippi.
1139
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,579
Eight points per game, but
rebounds are his specialty.
1140
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,214
He scored 15 points in Game 3.
1141
01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:19,916
Has no parents in town,
1142
01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,852
but he's got a girlfriend
sitting in his comped seats,
1143
01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:24,754
row 12, section C.
1144
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,624
He had a childhood friend
come in town last night.
1145
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,760
Staying in some shitty motor
lodge off Helgenberger.
1146
01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,362
That's some friend.
1147
01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:36,132
Chris Mullin, three-time
Big East Player of the Year.
1148
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:40,236
Guy's got a Gold Medal
from the '84 Olympics,
1149
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:43,473
but it's a high-risk,
low reward collectible
1150
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,241
from some guy nobody's heard of.
1151
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,210
- Mmm.
- It's his second season,
1152
01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:50,146
he already blew most
of his bonus on booze.
1153
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,583
He's a lush, and
for what it's worth,
1154
01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:55,719
he's the only white
guy on the team.
1155
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,989
Okay, fine, leave him
off the list. Next.
1156
01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,458
Purvis Short,
1157
01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:03,092
Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
1158
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,929
What is it with this team and
all these Mississippi boys?
1159
01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:10,500
Fun fact, he was the fifth
overall draft pick in 1978.
1160
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,436
You know who went sixth?
1161
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,738
Do I look like a
basketball encyclopedia?
1162
01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:16,005
Larry Bird.
1163
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,007
- Wow!
- Larry Bird.
1164
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,410
Yeah, well, that is a fun fact.
1165
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:26,182
Why are these teams so afraid
to pick a white man, huh?
1166
01:11:28,051 --> 01:11:29,786
Excuse me. Hey, Troy!
1167
01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:31,821
Yeah, meet me in the truck.
1168
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,857
Yeah, Dad?
1169
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,025
Now what are you
boys up to tonight?
1170
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,370
Just gonna drive
around and shit,
1171
01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,762
maybe beat up some fags.
1172
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,832
Cool, and do you need anything?
1173
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,400
No.
1174
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,370
Are you sure?
1175
01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:47,937
Yeah, alright.
1176
01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,675
Thanks, Dad.
1177
01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:53,843
Just fill her up when
you're done, okay?
1178
01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:59,683
Good kids, fine people.
1179
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,385
Please, go on.
1180
01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:05,555
Uh, Purvis Short, they call
him The Rainbow Man because...
1181
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,558
'Cause he's a fag!
1182
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,962
Is that because he's a fag?
1183
01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:17,166
Uh, he's got a unique
arc to his jump shot.
1184
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:20,136
Okay, okay, okay, listen, I'm
gonna stop you there, okay?
1185
01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:23,640
Now, I respect your attention
to detail, I really do,
1186
01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:26,476
but I'm gonna request
from here on out,
1187
01:12:26,543 --> 01:12:27,877
no more fun facts.
1188
01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:30,680
Because I don't need to know
1189
01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:35,251
how many shots Terry Teagle
made in high school in 1977,
1190
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:39,155
what Chris Washburn was smoking
on draft night last year,
1191
01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:42,392
or if Joe Barry Carroll's
nickname is Joe Barely Cares,
1192
01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,093
then so is mine.
1193
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,531
I only wanna know, A,
where do they live?
1194
01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:50,667
B, what's in their house?
1195
01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:53,102
Is there anything worth taking?
1196
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,706
And C, will the house be empty
1197
01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,108
on the night of the game?
1198
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,746
Now with all that in
mind, please continue.
1199
01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:06,683
Eric "Sleepy" Floyd.
1200
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:09,586
He's an All-Star point
guard out of Georgetown.
1201
01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:12,221
What did I just tell you?
1202
01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:13,890
Uh, he lives alone.
1203
01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:16,693
He's got a nice house
on Skyline Boulevard.
1204
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:21,230
His family's in town
from North Carolina,
1205
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,601
sister, brother, and mother,
they're all staying with him,
1206
01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,736
and they all attended
the last game,
1207
01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:30,306
so there's no reason to believe
they won't be there on Sunday.
1208
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,578
My source says that he's a
collector of ancient Asian art.
1209
01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,846
He has a hidden
vault in his house
1210
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,950
with some extremely rare,
extremely valuable items.
1211
01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,787
Well, well, well, how
does he afford that?
1212
01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:47,123
Well, he makes around 200
grand per season, sir.
1213
01:13:47,223 --> 01:13:50,426
Most players spend this
on cars, coke, and pussy,
1214
01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:55,264
but he spent his on a fine
art collection at Christie's
1215
01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,601
and I've got the auction
logs to prove it.
1216
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,612
Good, add his name to the list.
1217
01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:19,122
He's fine, he'll be in
there for hours sometimes,
1218
01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,757
eyes closed, just
clearing his head.
1219
01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:22,626
There's five of them.
1220
01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:23,726
So?
1221
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,196
So Ted said there
would be three,
1222
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,599
sister, brother, and mother.
1223
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:33,503
So there's a sister, brother, mother,
plus a sister and a brother, who cares?
1224
01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,371
I just don't like
when the intel's off.
1225
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,373
You wanna find a
phone, call Ted?
1226
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,942
We're an hour from tip-off.
1227
01:14:39,008 --> 01:14:40,944
He's already at Teagle's house.
1228
01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:51,555
Well, what do you wanna do?
1229
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,325
Fuck it. Let's go.
1230
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:44,908
...A.C. Green and
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
1231
01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:47,143
While these knuckleheads
broke into Sleepy's house
1232
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,912
looking for his art collection,
1233
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,715
his girlfriend, mother,
brother, sister,
1234
01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:53,416
and college friend
from Georgetown
1235
01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:56,419
were settling in for Game
4 over in East Oakland.
1236
01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:58,788
Tickets! Who needs tickets?
1237
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,556
I got two seats
under the basket.
1238
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,260
To nobody's surprise,
1239
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,963
the showtime Lakers dominated
the first three games
1240
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:10,266
and showed no signs of slowing
down early in this one.
1241
01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,638
Just as this legend let go of
this beautiful skyhook over...
1242
01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:16,773
These porn star,
1243
01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:20,409
mustache-looking motherfuckers were
snatching up his girl's jewelry.
1244
01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:23,179
By half-time, eight
different crews
1245
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,948
were hitting up
eight players' homes
1246
01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:27,516
and I guess these cats didn't
get the memo not to fuck
1247
01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,318
with Chris Mullin...
1248
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,987
...'cause they took
homeboy's shit too,
1249
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,657
including his 1984
Olympic Gold Medal.
1250
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,638
And this piece of
shit right here
1251
01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:38,461
killed Terry Teagle's
regal beagle.
1252
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:43,767
And these dudes finally
found Sleepy's secret vault.
1253
01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:45,001
I found it!
1254
01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:47,971
Michael Thompson meets
Kareem underneath,
1255
01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,706
Kareem with a skyhook!
1256
01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,709
Great shot by Kareem,
really nice pass.
1257
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:56,713
As expected, the Lakers continued
to roll in the second half,
1258
01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:59,649
building a 14-point lead
after three quarters.
1259
01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,385
About this time,
1260
01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:05,054
Sleepy's mom started
feeling a little queasy,
1261
01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,856
it wasn't serious, but...
1262
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:08,792
I shouldn't have had
that second hot dog.
1263
01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:11,160
You see, Sleepy's mom
had recently experimented
1264
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,829
with becoming a vegetarian.
1265
01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:16,833
In 1987, it proved difficult
to sustain the practice
1266
01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,802
in small town North Carolina.
1267
01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,371
She had just reintroduced small
doses of meat into her diet.
1268
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,641
And two Oakland-Alameda
County Coliseum hot dogs
1269
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:28,745
- were perhaps one too many.
- It was good though.
1270
01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,714
Sleepy's girlfriend,
Andrea Harris,
1271
01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:33,482
volunteered to escort
Sleepy's ill mother home.
1272
01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,819
With the underdogs down 14,
1273
01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,221
Sleepy's Georgetown
roommate, Kelvin Quick,
1274
01:17:38,321 --> 01:17:39,856
agreed to stay and return home
1275
01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,926
with Sleepy and his sister,
Renee, after the game.
1276
01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:46,329
What happened next has been
hotly debated over the years,
1277
01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,965
but this is the tale
as I know it to be.
1278
01:17:57,273 --> 01:18:01,377
Oh, my God, guys! Sleepy
Floyd, he is on fire!
1279
01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,485
Do you still want me
to fix you some tea?
1280
01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,154
That'll be good.
1281
01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,222
What is that smell?
1282
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,659
Smells like something's burning.
1283
01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:22,431
Why is the TV on so loud?
1284
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,001
Who the fuck are you?
1285
01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:26,435
Shut up and get on the floor!
1286
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,772
Get on the floor!
1287
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,743
Fuck, man, we gotta go.
1288
01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,148
Welcome back to the Coliseum,
1289
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,584
where nothing is what
as it seems tonight.
1290
01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:44,553
Lakers with the basketball!
Throw by... Stolen by Floyd!
1291
01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:46,555
He's in multiple places at once!
1292
01:18:46,655 --> 01:18:48,124
Sleepy puts the
ball in the court...
1293
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,164
...a layup. He scored!
1294
01:18:55,264 --> 01:18:57,200
Unreal! He's unconscious!
1295
01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,837
What a shot! Sleepy
has 19 in the quarter,
1296
01:19:00,937 --> 01:19:02,906
and I need to catch my breath!
1297
01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,540
So do I, Greg.
1298
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,476
All I can say is, Sleepy
Floyd's mom somewhere
1299
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,946
is mighty proud of
her son tonight.
1300
01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:30,366
Still high on his
record-breaking fourth quarter,
1301
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:32,501
a record that still
stands to this day,
1302
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,171
Sleepy and his crew decided
to hit up Giant Burger
1303
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,705
on MacArthur Boulevard.
1304
01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,975
They ordered six
quarter-pound giant burgers
1305
01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,044
and a veggie burger for Mom.
1306
01:19:41,144 --> 01:19:42,711
While they waited
for their order,
1307
01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:45,214
other customers
recognized Sleepy
1308
01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,615
and a minor riot ensued.
1309
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:51,320
Fun fact, I was there that night
1310
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:53,156
with the Danger Zone ladies,
1311
01:19:53,256 --> 01:19:55,391
and I attempted to pay
for Sleepy's order,
1312
01:19:55,491 --> 01:19:56,993
but Sleepy wasn't having it.
1313
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,529
Instead, he paid for everybody's
burgers and shakes that night.
1314
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,524
Hey, hey, what
happened? I live here.
1315
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,326
Mr. Floyd, I'm very sorry.
1316
01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:31,827
We can't let you
in the house yet.
1317
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:34,397
Why? Yo, what's going
on, is my family inside?
1318
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,698
There was a burglary.
1319
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,035
They attempted to
drill into your vault,
1320
01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:42,138
but it appears they were
interrupted before they got in.
1321
01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:44,340
I'm very sorry to inform you...
1322
01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:47,576
His brother was shot,
1323
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,445
but alive in a coma.
1324
01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:52,415
His mother was alive, but
fainted from the shock.
1325
01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:55,084
His girlfriend, Andrea, though,
1326
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,820
dead on the scene.
1327
01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,188
...Andrea didn't make it.
1328
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,393
Hey, it's Chris Mullin.
1329
01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,729
They hit us all, but
nobody else got hurt.
1330
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,531
Can I talk to Sleepy?
1331
01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:09,999
Hey, Chris,
1332
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,601
appreciate the call, but he...
1333
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,370
he's not ready to
talk to anybody.
1334
01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:18,741
I understand. Tell him
we're all standing by.
1335
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:21,244
We're here for him
whenever he's ready.
1336
01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:22,511
Thank you, Chris.
1337
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:34,123
Hey, we're all
here for you, man.
1338
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,691
Just let me know
when you wanna talk.
1339
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,264
Hello.
1340
01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:44,033
I need to talk to Sleepy Floyd.
1341
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,668
- Who is this?
- Never mind who I am,
1342
01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,270
just put him on the phone.
1343
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,808
Look, I don't know who you are,
but we just had a tragedy here.
1344
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,577
Okay? Sleepy's not
talking to anybody.
1345
01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,146
I promise you, he'll wanna
hear what I have to say.
1346
01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:01,050
Hey, I already told you,
now is not a good time.
1347
01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:02,418
Call back later.
1348
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,225
- Who was that?
- Uh, some chick said
1349
01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:11,894
she has something to tell
Sleepy. I don't know.
1350
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,831
Hmm.
1351
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,511
- Who's this?
- Is this Sleepy Floyd?
1352
01:22:29,578 --> 01:22:31,447
- Yeah.
- Okay, listen to me.
1353
01:22:31,547 --> 01:22:33,816
I know who killed your girlfriend.
1354
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,651
Turns out, these
two punks overheard
1355
01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,686
some freaky shit
over in San Leandro
1356
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:38,954
earlier that day.
1357
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,157
We have one last job for you.
1358
01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,592
- The Warrior thing.
- The Warrior thing?
1359
01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,562
The basketball guys.
Can't talk about it here.
1360
01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:50,066
They told Sleepy about "the
basketball guys" comment
1361
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,326
and how they followed this
dude when he left the diner.
1362
01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:54,201
I mean, we were just
fucking around, you know,
1363
01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:55,981
killing time with some Blue
Velvet mystery-type shit.
1364
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,041
We didn't really think
anything was gonna happen.
1365
01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:00,909
But then we heard the news, and
we thought you might wanna know.
1366
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,346
So they gave him the address,
where they followed him,
1367
01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:04,847
before they had to hop off quick
1368
01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:06,815
and take care of some
business of their own.
1369
01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,218
- They're here!
- Shit, we gotta go.
1370
01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,453
Sorry for your loss,
1371
01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:12,821
Mr. Floyd.
1372
01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:26,069
Thank you both for being here.
1373
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,805
I'm gonna go to sleep now.
1374
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,241
Whoo!
1375
01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:45,441
What the fuck is this?
1376
01:26:00,356 --> 01:26:02,057
You lost, boy?
1377
01:26:03,459 --> 01:26:05,628
Man asked you a question, son.
1378
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,865
Now, I'm only gonna
say this once...
1379
01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:15,264
You fall asleep back there?
1380
01:27:32,615 --> 01:27:34,450
Hey, who the fuck are you?
1381
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,085
Fuck!
1382
01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:23,799
Come on!
1383
01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,662
Anyone else seeing this?
1384
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,674
Son of a bitch, that is nice.
1385
01:30:46,975 --> 01:30:48,677
Life's funny sometimes.
1386
01:30:49,578 --> 01:30:51,814
You realize, if she'd
just stayed in her seat,
1387
01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:55,450
and watched her man play the best
fucking game of his life, then...
1388
01:30:56,719 --> 01:30:58,120
that'd be mine.
1389
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:03,358
And your old lady
would still be yours.
1390
01:31:20,743 --> 01:31:21,810
Hey.
1391
01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:24,379
Good game tonight.
1392
01:31:26,915 --> 01:31:28,016
Sir.
1393
01:31:29,284 --> 01:31:31,787
Floyd's out there slicing
people up with a sword.
1394
01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:34,957
Can you repeat that?
1395
01:31:35,023 --> 01:31:37,192
'Cause it sounded
to me like you said
1396
01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:39,394
someone's in my house
1397
01:31:40,128 --> 01:31:42,197
and they're slicing
people up with a sword?
1398
01:31:42,297 --> 01:31:44,199
Yes, sir, that's what I said.
1399
01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:47,536
We've got that cleared up, good.
1400
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:50,639
- Who the fuck is Floyd?
- The basketball player,
1401
01:31:50,706 --> 01:31:52,040
Sleepy Floyd.
1402
01:31:53,809 --> 01:31:55,678
- Of course.
- I don't know how the fuck
1403
01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:57,079
he found us so fast.
1404
01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,715
Well, you killed the
man's family, Travis.
1405
01:31:59,815 --> 01:32:01,584
You know what that
means, don't you?
1406
01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:04,052
That means
1407
01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:08,356
you don't get to fucking decide
1408
01:32:08,456 --> 01:32:11,326
when he comes for his revenge!
1409
01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:15,998
You're on his timeline now.
1410
01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:17,733
Yeah?
1411
01:32:26,174 --> 01:32:28,010
Is he still alive?
1412
01:32:28,076 --> 01:32:31,179
Tuck's crew busted him up
pretty good in the van.
1413
01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:34,216
Not for long.
1414
01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:35,851
What about Floyd?
1415
01:32:36,518 --> 01:32:38,553
Did you think about just
going and shooting him?
1416
01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:42,691
Um, I dumped my piece in the
bay, sir, just like you said.
1417
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:45,393
And from a legal standpoint,
1418
01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,195
that was the right thing to do.
1419
01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:55,904
So...
1420
01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,743
Let's teach this
clown how to juggle.
1421
01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:03,078
Let's go.
1422
01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:14,449
Hey, asshole.
1423
01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,556
You ruined my party.
1424
01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:24,693
Now tell me something.
1425
01:34:28,463 --> 01:34:31,133
Did you do this all by yourself,
1426
01:34:31,199 --> 01:34:34,903
or do you have Dopey and Sneezy
1427
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,840
hiding in a closet somewhere?
1428
01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:39,007
Huh?
1429
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,746
Hey, Sleepy.
1430
01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:46,849
Wake up and die.
1431
01:35:02,965 --> 01:35:04,867
No... God.
1432
01:35:04,967 --> 01:35:09,504
Oh, wait a second. I
don't understand, oh, oh!
1433
01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:22,384
Argh!
1434
01:36:36,925 --> 01:36:37,926
Dad!
1435
01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:00,448
Hey.
1436
01:37:04,619 --> 01:37:05,888
What happened here?
1437
01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:09,992
By the look of things,
1438
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:14,029
I'd say your daddy fucked
with the wrong warrior.
1439
01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:55,437
Sleepy Floyd is Superman!
1440
01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,595
And... set.
1441
01:38:20,695 --> 01:38:21,930
Background!
1442
01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:23,098
Marker.
1443
01:38:23,865 --> 01:38:24,933
Action!
1444
01:38:26,168 --> 01:38:27,970
Hi, I'm Sleepy Floyd.
1445
01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:30,572
I recently scored 29
points in a single quarter
1446
01:38:30,672 --> 01:38:32,941
against the world champion,
Los Angeles Lakers,
1447
01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:34,142
an NBA record,
1448
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,777
and not everyone
can do what I did.
1449
01:38:35,877 --> 01:38:39,081
After all, I am Superman.
1450
01:38:39,181 --> 01:38:40,615
But if you put your mind to it,
1451
01:38:40,715 --> 01:38:42,617
you can achieve your goals too.
1452
01:38:42,717 --> 01:38:45,553
Join me this weekend at
the Oakland Coliseum Annex
1453
01:38:45,620 --> 01:38:47,655
for Sleepy's Mind
Wide Awake seminar
1454
01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,992
sponsored by Psytopics
Learning Center.
1455
01:38:50,092 --> 01:38:51,960
At my workshop, we'll
teach you how to practice
1456
01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:55,563
mindfulness and relaxation
under stressful circumstances.
1457
01:38:55,630 --> 01:38:57,299
Licensed Psytopics instructors
1458
01:38:57,399 --> 01:38:59,801
will provide you the techniques
to go deep within your mind
1459
01:38:59,901 --> 01:39:01,569
to defend yourself
against the inner,
1460
01:39:01,636 --> 01:39:03,605
and outer demons in your life.
1461
01:39:03,705 --> 01:39:06,174
And for those attending the
advanced session on Sunday,
1462
01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:08,810
you'll learn how to infiltrate
and destroy your enemies
1463
01:39:08,910 --> 01:39:10,612
from the comfort
of your own mind.
1464
01:39:10,712 --> 01:39:13,248
Trust me, you won't
wanna miss Sunday.
1465
01:39:13,315 --> 01:39:16,318
So join me this weekend,
all ages are welcome.
1466
01:39:16,418 --> 01:39:18,486
And if you're a
racist Nazi scumbag,
1467
01:39:18,586 --> 01:39:19,988
you know who you are,
1468
01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:22,457
we have a special
one-time-only free admission,
1469
01:39:22,557 --> 01:39:24,859
because Sleepy's Mind
Wide Awake Seminar...
1470
01:39:24,959 --> 01:39:27,329
...will blow your mind!
1471
01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:49,051
♪ I know how it feels to
expect to get a fair shake ♪
1472
01:39:49,184 --> 01:39:50,518
♪ But they won't
let you forget ♪
1473
01:39:50,652 --> 01:39:51,919
♪ That you're the underdog ♪
1474
01:39:52,054 --> 01:39:53,231
♪ And you've got to
be twice as good ♪
1475
01:39:53,255 --> 01:39:55,090
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1476
01:39:55,223 --> 01:39:56,624
♪ Even if you're never right ♪
1477
01:39:56,758 --> 01:39:58,960
♪ They get uptight when
you get too bright ♪
1478
01:39:59,094 --> 01:40:00,928
♪ Or you might start
thinking too much ♪
1479
01:40:01,063 --> 01:40:03,231
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1480
01:40:03,365 --> 01:40:05,285
♪ I know how it feels when
you know you're real ♪
1481
01:40:05,367 --> 01:40:09,204
♪ But every other time you
get up and get a raw deal ♪
1482
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:10,972
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1483
01:40:11,106 --> 01:40:14,242
♪ Say I'm the underdog ♪
1484
01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:16,311
♪ No I can handle
it I'm the under
1485
01:40:16,411 --> 01:40:19,947
♪ Underdog ♪
1486
01:40:20,082 --> 01:40:23,251
- ♪ I'm the under, yeah ♪
- ♪ Underdog ♪
1487
01:40:24,786 --> 01:40:27,755
♪ Underdog ♪
1488
01:40:45,807 --> 01:40:48,143
♪ Say, I know how it
feels to be played upon ♪
1489
01:40:48,276 --> 01:40:49,744
♪ See you at the party ♪
1490
01:40:49,877 --> 01:40:51,946
♪ But you're really,
you're really all alone ♪
1491
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:54,582
♪ They just underestimate
me - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1492
01:40:54,716 --> 01:40:56,596
♪ I know how it feels
when you're feelin' down ♪
1493
01:40:56,651 --> 01:40:57,651
♪ And you wanna come up ♪
1494
01:40:57,752 --> 01:40:59,087
♪ But you realize ♪
1495
01:40:59,221 --> 01:41:00,855
♪ You're in the
wrong part of town ♪
1496
01:41:00,988 --> 01:41:02,990
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1497
01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:04,968
♪ I know how it feels to
have to go along with ♪
1498
01:41:04,992 --> 01:41:06,294
♪ People you don't even know ♪
1499
01:41:06,428 --> 01:41:07,708
♪ Simply because there happens ♪
1500
01:41:07,762 --> 01:41:09,197
♪ To be a whole
lot more of them ♪
1501
01:41:09,331 --> 01:41:10,665
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1502
01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:12,200
♪ Say I'm the underdog... ♪
1503
01:41:12,267 --> 01:41:14,569
Late Night Video. Hey, Corky.
1504
01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:17,172
Of course, we have it,
1505
01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:20,242
Raiders of The Lost Ark,
I've got five copies.
1506
01:41:20,342 --> 01:41:22,320
Bring back the other one
and make sure you rewind it,
1507
01:41:22,344 --> 01:41:24,379
'cause I'm gonna
charge you. Yes, I am.
1508
01:41:24,446 --> 01:41:26,781
Oh, you too.
1509
01:41:39,494 --> 01:41:41,696
♪ What would it look like ♪
1510
01:41:41,829 --> 01:41:44,299
♪ What would it look like ♪
1511
01:41:44,432 --> 01:41:47,135
♪ What would it look like
if we were free from this ♪
1512
01:41:47,269 --> 01:41:49,971
♪ Free from late-night bus
rides that reek of piss ♪
1513
01:41:50,104 --> 01:41:52,073
♪ What would you do to
get up out of this shit ♪
1514
01:41:52,207 --> 01:41:54,142
♪ I'd run away and I
would never come back ♪
1515
01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:55,486
- ♪ I'm thinking... ♪
- ♪ What would it... ♪
1516
01:41:55,510 --> 01:41:57,779
♪ ...be like without the
setups and letdowns ♪
1517
01:41:57,912 --> 01:42:00,193
- ♪ Chin up but chest out ♪
- ♪ To stand up but get down ♪
1518
01:42:00,315 --> 01:42:02,355
♪ We gotta stay ready 'cause
they don't protect us ♪
1519
01:42:02,484 --> 01:42:04,124
♪ These motherfuckers
need to respect us ♪
1520
01:42:04,186 --> 01:42:05,186
♪ Here's the question ♪
1521
01:42:11,859 --> 01:42:14,262
♪ What would it look like ♪
1522
01:42:14,396 --> 01:42:16,764
♪ What would it, what would it ♪
1523
01:42:16,898 --> 01:42:19,334
♪ What would it look like ♪
1524
01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:22,003
♪ What would it, what would it ♪
1525
01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:23,838
♪ What would that
life look like ♪
1526
01:42:24,572 --> 01:42:26,174
♪ What would that
life look like ♪
1527
01:42:26,308 --> 01:42:29,344
♪ What would it look like ♪
1528
01:42:29,477 --> 01:42:31,379
♪ What would it, what would it ♪
1529
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,550
♪ What it look like,
what it look like ♪
1530
01:42:35,683 --> 01:42:37,118
♪ Tell me what it look like ♪
1531
01:42:37,252 --> 01:42:39,654
♪ If we took flight,
if we took flight ♪
1532
01:42:40,588 --> 01:42:42,190
♪ Tell me what that look like ♪
1533
01:42:42,324 --> 01:42:43,667
♪ It would look
like we move like ♪
1534
01:42:43,691 --> 01:42:45,026
♪ The rules don't apply ♪
1535
01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:47,229
♪ Feelings validated
and our tears run dry ♪
1536
01:42:47,362 --> 01:42:49,643
♪ And when we speak the truth,
they don't need the proof ♪
1537
01:42:49,764 --> 01:42:51,566
♪ All the women get
a year's supply ♪
1538
01:42:51,699 --> 01:42:53,100
♪ 'Til the end of our lives ♪
1539
01:42:53,235 --> 01:42:54,955
♪ We can't take in what
we're forced to do ♪
1540
01:42:55,002 --> 01:42:57,122
♪ If we got half the credit,
that of course would do ♪
1541
01:42:57,171 --> 01:42:58,906
♪ What would that look like ♪
1542
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:02,210
♪ Shit, sis, what would
that look like to you ♪
1543
01:43:02,344 --> 01:43:04,779
♪ It would look like I wouldn't
have to fight so much ♪
1544
01:43:04,912 --> 01:43:07,415
♪ Ice cold looks I'm feeling
like I'm not so tough ♪
1545
01:43:07,549 --> 01:43:09,717
♪ But I'ma make it big
'cause my mind's made up ♪
1546
01:43:09,851 --> 01:43:11,886
♪ Baby girl, you
ain't gotta give up ♪
1547
01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:14,456
- ♪ It looks like love ♪
- ♪ It looks like peace ♪
1548
01:43:14,589 --> 01:43:16,891
- ♪ It looks like you ♪
- ♪ And it looks like me ♪
1549
01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:19,394
♪ We gonna show the
world what it look like ♪
1550
01:43:19,527 --> 01:43:21,896
♪ We gonna show the world
what it looks like ♪
1551
01:43:22,029 --> 01:43:24,432
♪ What would it look like ♪
1552
01:43:24,566 --> 01:43:26,901
♪ What would it, what would it ♪
1553
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:29,404
♪ What would it look like ♪
1554
01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:32,106
♪ What would it, what would it ♪
1555
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:34,442
♪ What would that
life look like ♪
1556
01:43:34,576 --> 01:43:36,244
♪ What would that
life look like ♪
1557
01:43:36,378 --> 01:43:38,145
♪ Tell me, what would
that life look like ♪
1558
01:43:38,280 --> 01:43:40,582
♪ What would it, what
would it look like ♪
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