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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:46,104 (goose honking) 2 00:00:46,105 --> 00:00:47,730 - JT: Hey, Mr. Fletcher. - (goose honking) 3 00:00:47,731 --> 00:00:50,108 - No shit from you, please. - (goose honking) 4 00:00:50,109 --> 00:00:51,609 - Hey! - (goose honking) 5 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:54,737 Will you go? Just get outta the fuckin' way. 6 00:00:54,738 --> 00:00:57,324 Asshole! 7 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,368 Jesus Christ. 8 00:00:59,369 --> 00:01:00,993 Okay, you just stay over there. 9 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,662 (goose honking) 10 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,747 All right! 11 00:01:04,748 --> 00:01:08,293 Got your ham steak, green beans... 12 00:01:08,294 --> 00:01:10,295 And I don't know what that is, but it's yellow. 13 00:01:10,296 --> 00:01:12,755 And this is for you. 14 00:01:12,756 --> 00:01:15,758 All right. You need anything? 15 00:01:15,759 --> 00:01:18,010 - Mil... - Oh, okay. Milk. Gotcha. 16 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,096 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 17 00:01:20,097 --> 00:01:23,559 You all, uh, stocked up on bendy straws? 18 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,310 Uh-huh. 19 00:01:25,311 --> 00:01:27,855 All right. You're the man. Be right back. Shut up! 20 00:01:32,651 --> 00:01:35,028 (goose honking) 21 00:01:36,738 --> 00:01:39,867 (goose honking) 22 00:01:48,334 --> 00:01:49,544 Jeez... 23 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:51,752 (phone beeping) 24 00:01:51,753 --> 00:01:53,963 Granna: Who... who was that? 25 00:01:53,964 --> 00:01:56,841 Were you a person or a computer? 26 00:01:56,842 --> 00:01:58,636 (beeping) 27 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:01,929 Do I talk during the beep? 28 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:03,931 Okay, this one? 29 00:02:03,932 --> 00:02:05,517 No? No? Okay... 30 00:02:05,518 --> 00:02:07,101 Granna: I need more time 31 00:02:07,102 --> 00:02:09,020 if I'm supposed to talk during the beep. 32 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:12,148 No? No. Uh, Ruth, is there any reason 33 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:15,234 why these can't go, like, right here, like within rea... 34 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,487 No? No. Okay. All right. 35 00:02:17,488 --> 00:02:20,239 Okay, Granna, you can do it, just start talking. 36 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,699 - (phone beeping tones) - Here you go, Ollie. 37 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,493 Just reach for it. Come on, a little help. 38 00:02:23,494 --> 00:02:25,495 Hey! There you go. 39 00:02:25,496 --> 00:02:27,623 There you go. All right, cool. 40 00:02:27,624 --> 00:02:29,458 Uh... Ollie, you're not tied off! 41 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:30,626 Ollie, can you help me out? 42 00:02:30,627 --> 00:02:32,126 Granna: Rufus, I'm coming! 43 00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:34,712 I'll be right back. Hold on. 44 00:02:34,713 --> 00:02:35,838 (phone beeping) 45 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:38,257 That's right. We're outta dog food. 46 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:41,052 You know what he eats. Get it on your way over. 47 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:43,180 Well, I'm glad I got to the end of that. 48 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,351 (engine starting) 49 00:03:07,746 --> 00:03:11,500 Yo, Trent. Dude! 50 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:13,710 (groaning) I'm awake. 51 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:15,671 JT: You wrapped up? 52 00:03:15,672 --> 00:03:17,380 You wrapped up yet? 53 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:19,508 Sure. Yeah, sure. 54 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:22,134 JT: I'm clocking out, so start getting up. 55 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,303 Oh, yeah. Sure. 56 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:26,056 Yeah. 57 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,518 JT: What, no long hots? 58 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,143 I'm on vacation tomorrow, right? 59 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,312 No waking up any earlier than I have to. 60 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,606 And the peppers wreck your gut in the morning. 61 00:03:34,607 --> 00:03:36,148 Yeah, that, and your grandma's bathroom. 62 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,025 Mm, please don't. 63 00:03:38,026 --> 00:03:39,777 - I got bathroom duty. - Anything substantial? 64 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:41,946 - No, just a leaky sink. - Ah. Well, then, 65 00:03:41,947 --> 00:03:44,491 I will be sure to leave the sink out of it. 66 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:45,908 - (chuckling) - Ehh. 67 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:47,619 You need me to bring anything up tonight? 68 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:48,786 No, we should be good. 69 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:50,329 Just give me a shout when you're close. 70 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:53,833 Will do. Oh, I'm excited to see some trees and water. 71 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,711 You know, my Granna really likes you. 72 00:03:55,712 --> 00:03:57,671 Changed sheets in the guest room and everything. 73 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,631 How is jolly old grandma? 74 00:03:59,632 --> 00:04:03,134 Well, she's... family. 75 00:04:03,135 --> 00:04:05,052 You find the courage to pitch her Shady Aches yet? 76 00:04:05,053 --> 00:04:08,180 - Acres and no, not yet. - It's still called Shady? 77 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,057 Aches is probably more appropriate. 78 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:11,560 Right? 79 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:13,102 (chuckling) 80 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:16,063 You know, if she could be like 90 miles closer, 81 00:04:16,064 --> 00:04:19,609 so I could see her 90% less, that would be ideal. 82 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:20,818 What is it? A two-hour drive? 83 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:22,903 - And some change. - So, that's like 84 00:04:22,904 --> 00:04:25,741 five hours of driving a day, plus van duty. 85 00:04:25,742 --> 00:04:28,951 Ehh. I like audiobooks. 86 00:04:28,952 --> 00:04:30,286 The lengths we'll go to avoid talking to loved ones. 87 00:04:30,287 --> 00:04:31,329 Yup. 88 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:32,664 Hey, why don't you get her here, 89 00:04:32,665 --> 00:04:35,041 so you don't have to listen to audiobooks and shit. 90 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,834 Hmm. I can get hungover again. 91 00:04:36,835 --> 00:04:38,961 Think of all the long hots you could eat. 92 00:04:38,962 --> 00:04:41,590 (sighing) You know what? 93 00:04:41,591 --> 00:04:44,008 By all means, blow up my Granna's toilet. 94 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:46,260 I will take you up on that, but I can shit in the woods. 95 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:48,304 - JT: You're a bear. - Oh, that is unbearable. 96 00:04:48,305 --> 00:04:50,181 Well, you just got to bear with me. 97 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:51,432 Oh that's my cross to bear. 98 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:53,100 To bear, yeah, yeah. And all the while, 99 00:04:53,101 --> 00:04:55,353 we will have to get our bearings straight... 100 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:56,772 Okay. 101 00:04:56,773 --> 00:04:59,023 While witnessing an actual bear. 102 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:00,609 - Uh... I'm done. No. - Oh, come on. 103 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:03,069 You're doing 'beary' good, JT, 'beary' good. 104 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,780 - (in funny voice) Bear, bear. - Bear, bear. 105 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:06,322 (in normal voice) Bear yourself. 106 00:05:06,323 --> 00:05:07,406 (chuckling) 107 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,659 (straining) 108 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:12,953 Forty-nine.. (straining) 109 00:05:12,954 --> 00:05:14,121 Fifty. 110 00:05:14,122 --> 00:05:22,122 ♫ 111 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,473 (phone beeping) 112 00:05:32,474 --> 00:05:33,517 (sighing) 113 00:05:36,978 --> 00:05:38,980 (engine starting) 114 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:48,989 Narrator (on stereo:) Book Seven 115 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:52,619 and Finale of the "Wizard Wars" Heptalogy. 116 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,663 "Chapter 1: The moon is full 117 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:56,748 as the thunderous bellows of the Fire Clan of wizards 118 00:05:56,749 --> 00:05:58,916 prepare for the inevitable. 119 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:03,588 With lava-forged iron boiling an ocean of swords, 120 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:06,173 the portent clouds under the sun 121 00:06:06,174 --> 00:06:07,299 cast a shadow of war." 122 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,802 (yawning) 123 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:12,555 "Chapter 23. With an invading terra-truck caravan, 124 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:16,183 "Chambers' endurance found an unlikely alliance 125 00:06:16,184 --> 00:06:19,311 "with the Obsidian Hound of the Obsidian Desert. 126 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,356 "With trauma in the footprints of his life, 127 00:06:22,357 --> 00:06:23,983 and a revitalized..." 128 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:28,154 "Chapter 54. Chambers, the Grand Iron Wizard, 129 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:31,157 stood to claim his birthright, 130 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,660 siphoning his aptitude of struggle 131 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,454 for the sake of his precarious lineage... 132 00:06:36,455 --> 00:06:38,957 With an invading terra-truck caravan, Chambers..." 133 00:07:21,249 --> 00:07:23,209 - (knocking) - (growling, barking) 134 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:28,006 (growling, barking) 135 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:36,055 (barking) 136 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,432 (growling) 137 00:07:38,433 --> 00:07:39,517 (barking) 138 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:42,645 Ha! Too slow you mangy... mother! 139 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:45,690 Of my mother. Hey, Granna. 140 00:07:45,691 --> 00:07:47,316 Take this upstairs. 141 00:07:47,317 --> 00:07:49,360 Jeez. You can start with "hi." 142 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:52,279 Why you need a "hi?" 143 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,657 Huh. I see you finished him. 144 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:57,201 Her. She was a mama. 145 00:07:57,202 --> 00:07:59,495 Five cubs. Most he's ever seen. 146 00:07:59,496 --> 00:08:01,163 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 147 00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:04,250 My Francis, he hiked eight miles in Sierra Nevada 148 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,086 with her head and pelt strapped to his back. 149 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,088 I thought it was illegal to hunt a mother and her cubs, 150 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,799 not to mention... (mouthing words) 151 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,132 - Huh? - I'm saying, 152 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:15,094 I thought it was illegal, like you couldn't kill... 153 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,303 - It is. - Hmm. 154 00:08:16,304 --> 00:08:18,639 Damn, cubs. Sorry. 155 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,474 The brats ate her headless body. 156 00:08:20,475 --> 00:08:21,768 Jesus. 157 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:24,478 - What? Huh? - Nothin'. 158 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:25,688 No, no, no, no, no. What'd you say? 159 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,064 I didn't really say anything, Granna. 160 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:28,818 Get that upstairs. 161 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,405 (barking) 162 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,126 (sighing) 163 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,591 (scoffing) 164 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:56,261 Not cool, Granpop. 165 00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:11,068 Hey, are you cooking? 166 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,697 Granna... 167 00:09:16,698 --> 00:09:19,491 why... why you cooking? I brought... 168 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,659 dinner. 169 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,744 - Rufus outside? - (barking) 170 00:09:21,745 --> 00:09:22,996 (sighing) Yeah. 171 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,205 Bring him in. 172 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:27,416 He's fine out there for a while. 173 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:31,128 Nonsense. Just go get him. 174 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:34,173 Granna, Rufus doesn't like me. 175 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:37,677 So? Lots of folks don't like you. 176 00:09:39,596 --> 00:09:41,347 What's cooking? 177 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,350 Chicken corn chowder. 178 00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:46,685 Is there any chicken? 179 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,688 Uh-uh. All out. 180 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:53,233 Well, then, it's just corn, right? 181 00:09:53,234 --> 00:09:54,861 What? 182 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,946 I'm saying, if there's no chicken, 183 00:09:56,947 --> 00:09:59,406 isn't it just corn chowder? 184 00:09:59,407 --> 00:10:03,243 Don't be dim. Don't have no corn. 185 00:10:03,244 --> 00:10:04,830 Go get Rufus. 186 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,378 (growling, barking) 187 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,047 (barking) 188 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,840 You're either getting faster or I'm getting slow... 189 00:10:15,841 --> 00:10:17,051 Oh, shit! 190 00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:21,387 (barking) 191 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,515 I don't like you. 192 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,686 But you... 193 00:10:41,449 --> 00:10:43,826 Can you actually see with those? 194 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:44,954 Mm? 195 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:51,501 You know, Granpop's glasses, do they actually help you see? 196 00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:54,211 I see enough with them. 197 00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:55,713 Are you sure? 198 00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:56,797 Carl says they'll do. 199 00:10:56,798 --> 00:10:58,007 Who's Carl? 200 00:10:58,008 --> 00:10:59,800 Young man that gets my groceries. 201 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:02,511 Oh, well, he would know. 202 00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:06,390 He's in medical school, getting a bona fide livin'. 203 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:07,766 Well, I get a bona fide... 204 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,643 Did you look at the sink? 205 00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:12,771 I just got here, Granna. I just need a minute, okay? 206 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,191 Fine. It's upstairs. 207 00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:16,233 I know. 208 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:19,528 Will that knee let you get up there? 209 00:11:19,529 --> 00:11:21,990 Granna, I just came from the attic. 210 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,908 Fine. 211 00:11:23,909 --> 00:11:25,701 I know that knee gives you trouble. 212 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:27,954 Well, it hasn't stopped me so far. 213 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,663 (chuckling mirthlessly) 214 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:31,332 Don't know about that. 215 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,877 Hold on. 216 00:11:34,878 --> 00:11:38,422 Gimme this. So, where are you? 217 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:40,175 Here? 218 00:11:40,176 --> 00:11:43,303 Well, here looks good. All right. 219 00:11:45,513 --> 00:11:49,516 "In the time between heartbeats, I went from loathing this moment 220 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:52,937 to carnal anticipation. 221 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:57,108 'I think I'm going to leave, ' I lied to Philip. 222 00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:59,568 'Of course I know you're just around the corner, 223 00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:02,571 'but if you'd like a ride, ' Philip said, 224 00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:05,532 as I felt his throbbing phallus 225 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,660 puls... pulsate against my... moistening thigh. 226 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,997 It was then I knew I was going to take a ride, 227 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,957 but not the ride he was suggesting." 228 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:16,585 I'm gonna go look at the sink. 229 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,545 It's upstairs. 230 00:12:18,546 --> 00:12:21,507 JT: Still? Okay, yeah, gotcha. All right. 231 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,384 Granna: Mm. 232 00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:26,720 (sighing) 233 00:12:26,721 --> 00:12:28,347 Sink. Rum. 234 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,226 Rum. Sink. 235 00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:40,769 ♫ 236 00:12:41,569 --> 00:12:44,363 ♫ My dear ♫ 237 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,573 ♫ Listen here ♫ 238 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:49,827 ♫ I know its not right to see ♫ 239 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:51,620 ♫ Fellas losing jobs and people... ♫ 240 00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:53,747 (grunting) 241 00:12:53,748 --> 00:12:56,667 Oh, hey, rum, how you doing? 242 00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:57,876 Mmm. 243 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:01,089 ♫ Ooh, and it's getting so hard for me to see ♫ 244 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,966 ♫ The good, the bad, the ugly ♫ 245 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:06,469 ♫ Keep my focus ♫ 246 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,057 (chuckling) 247 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,809 ♫ And I know sometimes ♫ 248 00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:17,729 ♫ The world can be so hard ♫ 249 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,940 ♫ And reach down deep to find ♫ 250 00:13:19,941 --> 00:13:21,692 ♫ The good in your heart ♫ 251 00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:25,154 ♫ And bring light to dark ♫ 252 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:28,866 ♫ All you need to do is see ♫ 253 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:31,368 ♫ That only love can help us overcome... ♫ 254 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:35,789 (creaking) 255 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:43,790 ♫ 256 00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:24,046 Ugh. 257 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:32,047 ♫ 258 00:14:40,688 --> 00:14:48,688 ♫ 259 00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:53,868 Oh, sweet baby Jes... 260 00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:00,875 (screaming) 261 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,546 - (crunching) - (screaming) 262 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,341 (screaming) 263 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,136 (whimpering) 264 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,012 (whimpering) 265 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,973 That's how we do! Showed you up! 266 00:15:15,974 --> 00:15:18,934 Oh... Guys, is it bloody? 267 00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:22,146 I think I got him bad. Did I get him bad? 268 00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:25,023 (breathing heavily) Is he dead? 269 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,901 I wasn't even aiming. 270 00:15:27,902 --> 00:15:30,112 Oh, man... 271 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:32,990 (yelping) 272 00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:36,576 (groaning) 273 00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:39,205 (breathing heavily) 274 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,499 Oh my God! Oh! What is happening?! 275 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,583 - (foot thuds) - (man gurgling) 276 00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:44,626 Hey, asshole, 277 00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:46,128 I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up. 278 00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:47,380 Granna: What was that? 279 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,089 Uh, nothing, Granna. 280 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,966 - I need to doctor! - Shh! 281 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,843 Granna: Did you hear that? 282 00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,971 Uh, no, no. 283 00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:57,223 I didn't hear anything. 284 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,434 Did you hear the part about shutting fucks up? 285 00:15:59,435 --> 00:16:01,352 - (breathing heavily) - Shh! 286 00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:03,312 - Granna: Is that Rufus? - Uh, uh... 287 00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:05,314 No, no. It's just, uh... 288 00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:07,149 (whispering:) Why are we whispering? 289 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,650 I was... I was taking out the trash, 290 00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:11,778 and I dropped a piece of garbage on the floor. 291 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:13,239 I'm gonna... I'm gonna to toss it out. 292 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,906 Granna: Of course you did. 293 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,616 Man: (yelping) No! 294 00:16:16,617 --> 00:16:18,077 Woman: Come on, you're almost out... 295 00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,914 (all groaning) 296 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,419 Oh! 297 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:29,921 (sighing) 298 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,883 I really shouldn't be drunk for this. 299 00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:34,968 (Man coughing) 300 00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:36,094 Oh, God... 301 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,431 (groaning) 302 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,807 Come on, Carl, let's go. 303 00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:42,352 (both groaning) 304 00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:45,480 Carl: Ted! 305 00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,856 (groaning) Come on! 306 00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:49,817 Pulled down the shade... 307 00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:53,529 (tapping pockets) 308 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,197 Oh. 309 00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:56,407 Oh, fuck. 310 00:16:56,408 --> 00:16:57,492 - (Rufus grumbling) - (Ted groaning) 311 00:16:57,493 --> 00:16:59,034 Carl: Oh. Sorry, Ted. 312 00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:02,246 Great idea on the masks, you dipshit! 313 00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:06,917 Hey, man, we all agreed on masks, 314 00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,919 and we all agreed on the theme. 315 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,005 How about a theme of three people who can fucking see?! 316 00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:13,799 Carl: Hey, just hold still, okay? 317 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,759 I'm trying to remember splint day. Kim? 318 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,429 Kim, do we have any Popsicle sticks, please? 319 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,722 Thank you. Thank you. 320 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,391 Oh, God! Don't worry. 321 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:23,809 It's not as bad as being figuratively 322 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,019 and literally stabbed in the back! 323 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,439 Kim: Ugh! I said I was sorry! 324 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,067 You say sorry for spilling sweet tea, not for stabbing somebody! 325 00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:34,194 - Oh, God! - Carl: Please hold still. 326 00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:36,154 Nobody get more hurt than this, 327 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,823 because if you do, I'm gonna be completely lost. 328 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,408 So, what the hell was that? 329 00:17:39,409 --> 00:17:41,827 I thought you said that it was just a little old lonely lady. 330 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,413 Carl: It is! 331 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,998 Okay. So, who's her Terminator dude? 332 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,876 Carl: I don't know. Maybe a neighbor or something? 333 00:17:49,877 --> 00:17:51,169 What? 334 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,754 Carl: Maybe a neighbor or something. 335 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,756 - What?! - Maybe a neighbor or something. 336 00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:57,050 Take off the fucking mask, so I can hear you! 337 00:17:57,051 --> 00:17:59,596 Maybe a neighbor or something. 338 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,807 Ted: God, we've gotta do this before Stan gets here. 339 00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:05,684 - No! - That's not going to happen. 340 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,395 No, we are calling this whole thing off. 341 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,854 What? Why? 342 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,773 Because the plan incorporated a little, old lady. 343 00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:15,068 A little, old, lonely lady. 344 00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:16,778 Yeah, not a Terminator dude. 345 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,905 It's just some piney dropping off moonshine, okay? 346 00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:20,031 We'll be all right. 347 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,867 Really? Because he ragdolled us. 348 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,036 Yeah, because he had the element of surprise, Kim. 349 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,038 Plus a 40-pound surplus of muscle mass. 350 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,458 Mm-hmm. And probably Satan. 351 00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:32,085 - What? - Must be his car, right? 352 00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:34,380 - Oh! - Oh, God. 353 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,631 Give me your hand. 354 00:18:35,632 --> 00:18:37,466 You see that wolf head and the jar of eyes, 355 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,926 and I'm pretty sure he was wearing a pentagram. 356 00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,303 Think about it. 357 00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:42,971 You're not pretty sure of anything. 358 00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:45,307 You couldn't see anything 'cause of the fucking masks, Carl! 359 00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:46,517 Deep in the woods like this? 360 00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,685 This is where Satanists go to have orgies 361 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,938 with goat sluts and bathe in fetus blood. 362 00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:54,774 Goat sluts? 363 00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:56,318 Goats that are sluts. 364 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:59,863 Can a... can a goat be a slut? 365 00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:01,365 Kim: Yes, Ted. 366 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,866 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 367 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:05,285 Can we all just cool it with the slutty goats for a second? 368 00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:08,330 All right? We... We gotta get out of here 369 00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:10,040 because he's probably going to call the police. 370 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,167 He can't call the police because I actually did something right 371 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,127 and I cut the phone cord. (chuckling) 372 00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:15,795 Carl: That's, uh... 373 00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:17,381 that's great, yeah. 374 00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:19,425 But uh, it's probably safe to say 375 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,552 that your satanic Terminator dude 376 00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,803 did not travel back from 1984. 377 00:19:23,804 --> 00:19:26,223 Oh, it's also probably safe to say 378 00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:28,643 that that's his fucking phone, Carl! 379 00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,604 But... 380 00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,618 So, how's your pornography, Granna? 381 00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:47,495 Mwah! 382 00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,829 Oh, you smell like hooch. 383 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,541 Well, a little helps me plumb... 384 00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:55,752 and, you know, punch homicidal home invaders. 385 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,379 Hmm? 386 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,005 Nothing. 387 00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:03,051 The lavatory better be ready in time for my bath. 388 00:20:03,052 --> 00:20:05,387 (sighing) 389 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:09,140 This night won't end well. 390 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,393 (Rufus grunting) 391 00:20:11,394 --> 00:20:13,771 (whimpering) 392 00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:23,699 Okay. 393 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,660 Ammo. 394 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,328 Puzzle pieces. 395 00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:31,747 As... 396 00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:34,291 Puzzle pieces... 397 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,002 Ammo. 398 00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:39,715 Here we go. 399 00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:45,554 (sighing) 400 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,643 Probably gonna die. 401 00:20:52,644 --> 00:20:55,021 (barking, panting) 402 00:21:06,824 --> 00:21:07,991 Hey, Granna. 403 00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,494 How's it going? 404 00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:12,663 Gonna start ladling. 405 00:21:12,664 --> 00:21:14,999 All right. Smells good. 406 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,503 I said, smells good. 407 00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:21,715 Okay, I'm gonna go to my car. 408 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,436 And... that's him. 409 00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:41,777 (slurping) 410 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,279 Uh-huh. 411 00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:52,661 Oh shit. 412 00:21:52,662 --> 00:21:53,830 (barking) 413 00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:57,751 Oh shit. 414 00:22:00,878 --> 00:22:03,421 What the fuck? 415 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,007 Man: Can you believe this? 416 00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:08,426 It's a spit in yer fuckin' face is what it is. 417 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:09,969 Language, please. 418 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:12,723 And this was supposed to be the down payment gig. 419 00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:15,392 Never send candy-asses to do a bad-asses job. 420 00:22:15,393 --> 00:22:17,561 There you go again... 421 00:22:17,562 --> 00:22:20,021 Jiminy Christmas! 422 00:22:20,022 --> 00:22:23,025 (laughing) 423 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:26,529 Okay. 424 00:22:31,701 --> 00:22:34,036 Wow, you're pretty strong. Emphasis on... 425 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,124 (coughing) 426 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,417 You okay? 427 00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:42,837 You're pointing a gun at me. 428 00:22:42,838 --> 00:22:44,212 Well, yeah, well, but you know... 429 00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:45,463 (Rufus barking) 430 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,090 (barking) 431 00:22:47,091 --> 00:22:48,926 I gotta go. 432 00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:52,596 (Rufus barking) 433 00:22:52,597 --> 00:22:54,431 - (barking) - Ha! 434 00:22:54,432 --> 00:22:57,392 That's three for three, you literal son of a... 435 00:22:57,393 --> 00:22:58,769 bitch. 436 00:22:58,770 --> 00:23:02,188 (laughing) You're gosh darn right I'm your bitch. 437 00:23:02,189 --> 00:23:04,357 Now, why don't you come over here 438 00:23:04,358 --> 00:23:08,153 and wrap your lips around this sweet justice? 439 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,614 'Cause I'm gonna... I'm gonna... 440 00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:12,532 I'm about... Oh boy, am I gonna put... 441 00:23:12,533 --> 00:23:15,368 No, all right. Come on, cut it out. 442 00:23:15,369 --> 00:23:17,454 All right, no. Okay, that's not... 443 00:23:17,455 --> 00:23:18,581 You're... can you... 444 00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:23,711 I could shoot you! 445 00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:25,086 Come on, would you stop? 446 00:23:25,087 --> 00:23:26,379 Just... I'm gonna... 447 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,549 I could put a hole in you. 448 00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:31,259 Come on, let go. 449 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:34,512 Oh, mother of pearl! 450 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:37,140 Did anybody bring any bug spray? 451 00:23:37,141 --> 00:23:39,184 (talking over each other) 452 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,227 Okay, we just have to focus 453 00:23:41,228 --> 00:23:43,689 and stay calm and... 454 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,316 (grunting) 455 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,402 Stan: Son of a bitch! 456 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,739 Oh... 457 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,406 - (racking gun) - Stop! 458 00:23:53,407 --> 00:23:55,701 Oh, I've got mouths to feed. 459 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:59,246 Chowder N-O-W. 460 00:24:03,752 --> 00:24:06,127 Does anyone know what's happening? 461 00:24:06,128 --> 00:24:08,255 - (mosquito buzzing) - Stan, are you okay? 462 00:24:11,091 --> 00:24:14,052 Boy, sure am hungry. 463 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,680 Huh? 464 00:24:16,848 --> 00:24:18,057 Hungry. 465 00:24:19,099 --> 00:24:21,352 Stop mumbling so much. 466 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,562 Looks good. 467 00:24:32,196 --> 00:24:33,781 Granna, 468 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:36,324 you ever think about moving? 469 00:24:36,325 --> 00:24:37,659 Huh? 470 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:39,870 You know, living somewhere else. 471 00:24:39,871 --> 00:24:41,120 Moving? 472 00:24:41,121 --> 00:24:42,915 Yeah, yeah. 473 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,834 You know, somewhere more comfortable. 474 00:24:45,961 --> 00:24:47,252 I am comfortable. 475 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:49,587 Oh, maybe I should say more convenient. 476 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,214 What are you getting at? 477 00:24:51,215 --> 00:24:55,844 Well, it's just you're just so far away from grocery stores, 478 00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:59,348 doctors, cell service, restaurants... 479 00:25:00,516 --> 00:25:01,683 police. 480 00:25:01,684 --> 00:25:03,393 Huh? 481 00:25:03,394 --> 00:25:05,854 I mean, what if there's... an emergency? 482 00:25:05,855 --> 00:25:07,898 Like what? 483 00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:09,524 Well, what if you fall down the stairs? 484 00:25:09,525 --> 00:25:11,276 Well, you'd help me. 485 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,945 But... but Granna, what if I'm not around? 486 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:16,322 Well, why wouldn't you be? Are you okay? 487 00:25:16,323 --> 00:25:18,909 Granna, it's just that... it's just... 488 00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:21,452 It's a lot to get here. 489 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,162 Oh. 490 00:25:23,163 --> 00:25:24,957 So... 491 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,042 it's inconvenient for you. That's what you're getting at. 492 00:25:27,043 --> 00:25:28,084 No! 493 00:25:28,085 --> 00:25:31,005 I am inconvenient. 494 00:25:31,006 --> 00:25:32,047 - Granna! - Yeah. 495 00:25:32,048 --> 00:25:34,173 Well, I'm not about to leave here. 496 00:25:34,174 --> 00:25:36,593 All of Francis' stuff is here. 497 00:25:36,594 --> 00:25:40,096 And I'm not going south, like your mother. 498 00:25:40,097 --> 00:25:41,681 - My mother? - Mm-hmm. 499 00:25:41,682 --> 00:25:42,934 You mean your daughter? 500 00:25:45,686 --> 00:25:49,023 She just up and left us here to die, 501 00:25:49,024 --> 00:25:51,190 for all she knows. 502 00:25:51,191 --> 00:25:53,151 When I do die, 503 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,736 it's going to be here in my bed. 504 00:25:54,737 --> 00:25:57,572 In our bed, Francis. 505 00:25:57,573 --> 00:25:58,907 What? 506 00:25:58,908 --> 00:26:00,548 Granna, that's not what I mean. It's not... 507 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,455 - All right. - Now, why are you jabbering? 508 00:26:05,456 --> 00:26:08,000 Nothing, nothing... 509 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:11,461 You know. But you might get your wish. 510 00:26:11,462 --> 00:26:12,881 I'll be back. 511 00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:29,563 I'm not a bad shot. 512 00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:33,068 Ted: Uh, how... how not bad? 513 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,360 I've got a ribbon. 514 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:37,112 Ted: So? 515 00:26:37,113 --> 00:26:38,655 It's a marksmanship ribbon. 516 00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:42,618 It's not fancy, but it means I'm officially not a bad shot. 517 00:26:44,578 --> 00:26:45,787 All right. 518 00:26:45,788 --> 00:26:48,748 Well, damn! That is, uh... 519 00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:51,167 it's not bad. 520 00:26:51,168 --> 00:26:52,377 Both hands. 521 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:56,339 I'd love to, but, um, I was... 522 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,715 stabbed earlier! 523 00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,051 Oh, yeah, right. 524 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,761 Listen, buddy, we can... 525 00:27:01,762 --> 00:27:03,513 We can make this real easy for you. 526 00:27:03,514 --> 00:27:06,766 Uh, we can make this real easy for everyone if you just leave. 527 00:27:06,767 --> 00:27:08,309 Or you can leave with your grandma. 528 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:10,603 Or you can get shot with your own gun. 529 00:27:10,604 --> 00:27:14,233 It's actually Stan's gun. But all right, message received. 530 00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,902 Buddy, we just want to ransack 531 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,113 something inside the house real quick. 532 00:27:19,114 --> 00:27:20,697 What's inside the house? 533 00:27:20,698 --> 00:27:22,157 You can even hang on to the gun. 534 00:27:22,158 --> 00:27:24,034 You and your grandma, you can sit on the porch, 535 00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:25,994 and... and we'll go in there, and we'll do our business. 536 00:27:25,995 --> 00:27:27,620 It'll take 45 minutes max. 537 00:27:27,621 --> 00:27:29,706 Huh? And then, we'll get out of your hair. 538 00:27:29,707 --> 00:27:31,708 We'll even clean up after ourselves. 539 00:27:31,709 --> 00:27:33,752 Okay. I can hold on to the gun? 540 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,546 Sure, man, yeah. 541 00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:38,339 You can hang on to the gun. 542 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:41,009 Look, we'll congregate out front, huh? 543 00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:43,761 And you and your grandma can set yourself up with some sweet tea. 544 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:45,722 We'll get inside there, we'll do our business, 545 00:27:45,723 --> 00:27:47,057 and we'll get outta your hair 546 00:27:47,058 --> 00:27:50,309 because the last thing that we want 547 00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:51,602 is for anyone else to get hurt. 548 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,147 (whooshing, thudding) 549 00:27:53,148 --> 00:27:54,522 Jan: Oh, shit. 550 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:55,941 Nice shot, Jan! 551 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,484 Just go help. 552 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:02,864 (muffled yelling) 553 00:28:02,865 --> 00:28:04,449 (cackling) 554 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,784 How's that marksmanship ribbon working out for you now, fucker? 555 00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:07,828 (cackling) 556 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:12,749 (muffled yelling) 557 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,625 On it. I'm kinda excited to get the granny! 558 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,545 It's like a final boss, you know what I mean? 559 00:28:17,546 --> 00:28:18,755 (growling) 560 00:28:18,756 --> 00:28:20,256 (whimpering) 561 00:28:20,257 --> 00:28:21,340 Stan! 562 00:28:21,341 --> 00:28:23,551 (Rufus barking) 563 00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:24,761 Stan? 564 00:28:24,762 --> 00:28:26,054 That's a good dog. How you doing? 565 00:28:26,055 --> 00:28:27,388 - (barking) - You... you good? 566 00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:28,932 - (barking) - Oh, good boy! 567 00:28:28,933 --> 00:28:30,892 - That's a good boy! - (barking) 568 00:28:30,893 --> 00:28:33,603 Stan? Who's... who's a good boy? 569 00:28:33,604 --> 00:28:36,439 - (barking) - Who's a good boy? 570 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,234 - Yes, he is. - (Rufus barking) 571 00:28:39,401 --> 00:28:41,987 - (barking) - (yelping) 572 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,696 (snarling) 573 00:28:43,697 --> 00:28:46,407 Oh! Oh, God! Oh my God! 574 00:28:46,408 --> 00:28:49,619 (yelping) Stan! Stan! 575 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,371 - (growling) - (Ted screaming) 576 00:28:52,706 --> 00:28:55,458 (screaming) Stan! Stan! 577 00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:57,376 (yelping) 578 00:28:57,377 --> 00:28:58,419 (growling) 579 00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:01,672 Rufus? Simmer down. 580 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,467 Oh... fuck! 581 00:29:04,468 --> 00:29:06,178 (growling) 582 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,262 Oh my God! 583 00:29:07,263 --> 00:29:10,182 (Ted screaming) 584 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,809 Fuck! Stan! 585 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,187 Out of the fucking way! 586 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:17,272 Get your ass... (screaming) 587 00:29:17,273 --> 00:29:18,314 (snarling) 588 00:29:18,315 --> 00:29:21,943 (Stan screaming) 589 00:29:21,944 --> 00:29:24,362 - (Rufus growling) - (screaming) 590 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,865 (screaming) 591 00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,369 Granna: Rufus! 592 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,453 Come on, hush up now. 593 00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:33,746 (Rufus howling) 594 00:29:33,747 --> 00:29:35,749 (groaning) 595 00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:39,127 (breathing heavily) 596 00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:40,461 That was bad. (breathing heavily) 597 00:29:40,462 --> 00:29:43,589 (Rufus growling) 598 00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:45,424 What? 599 00:29:45,425 --> 00:29:46,509 Oh, please no. 600 00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:48,220 What did I tell you? 601 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:51,306 Rufus, what's with all the racket? 602 00:29:51,307 --> 00:29:52,932 We're just roughhousing a little bit. 603 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:54,809 Oh. All right, then. 604 00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:57,312 - He's being nice. - Granna: Course he is. 605 00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:59,189 I wasn't talking about him. 606 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,774 Now, let's get you a treat. 607 00:30:01,775 --> 00:30:04,027 - Hm? - I'm not that hungry, Granna. 608 00:30:04,028 --> 00:30:06,321 How about a turkey neck? Come on. 609 00:30:06,322 --> 00:30:07,947 (Rufus whines) 610 00:30:07,948 --> 00:30:10,533 All right, baby. 611 00:30:10,534 --> 00:30:13,120 (sighing) 612 00:30:13,121 --> 00:30:15,414 Wonder if I killed that guy. 613 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,251 Holy mother of cunt! 614 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,086 What the hell happened in there?! 615 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:25,006 Well, it seems the dog in there has become quite territorial. 616 00:30:25,007 --> 00:30:26,465 He knows, shit-stick, he was there! 617 00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:28,551 It was one guy! 618 00:30:28,552 --> 00:30:30,720 And an old lady, and a dog! 619 00:30:30,721 --> 00:30:33,099 Hey, Stan, you wouldn't happen to have my laces, would you? 620 00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:36,311 (cracking) 621 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:40,564 Honey, be careful! It's my back! 622 00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:45,568 Oh, God, this is embarrassing. 623 00:30:45,569 --> 00:30:47,403 Okay, okay. 624 00:30:47,404 --> 00:30:49,239 What was he saying about ribbons? 625 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,158 It's, uh, marksmanship or something? 626 00:30:51,159 --> 00:30:52,867 Something marksmanship? 627 00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:56,079 The military issues marksmanship ribbons if you're exemplary. 628 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,581 - You think he served? - He checked the chamber when 629 00:30:58,582 --> 00:31:00,917 he got ahold of the rifle and keeps his finger on the guard. 630 00:31:00,918 --> 00:31:02,710 Why didn't we know about this? 631 00:31:02,711 --> 00:31:05,046 That explains his resilience. 632 00:31:05,047 --> 00:31:08,049 Oh, it's not resilience; it's luck. 633 00:31:08,050 --> 00:31:10,843 I had him on the ropes before the dog assist! 634 00:31:10,844 --> 00:31:13,221 Okay, fine. 635 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:15,681 Yeah, but his, um, good luck streak 636 00:31:15,682 --> 00:31:17,683 is continuously getting us all injured. 637 00:31:17,684 --> 00:31:19,560 And I am running dangerously low on gauze, 638 00:31:19,561 --> 00:31:22,230 and I have but one baby aspirin pill left, 639 00:31:22,231 --> 00:31:24,482 and I used my last Popsicle stick on... 640 00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:27,735 Might be time to call in the McDougals. 641 00:31:27,736 --> 00:31:29,737 - Oh, fuck that. - What's a McDougal? 642 00:31:29,738 --> 00:31:31,447 The type of family that would say yes to this job. 643 00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:33,616 No. And you will never meet them, 644 00:31:33,617 --> 00:31:36,535 because I am not splitting any more of this job with anyone. 645 00:31:36,536 --> 00:31:39,289 Monday, I've got to put 20% down on... 646 00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:41,540 Fuck this five ways from Sunday. 647 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:44,085 Six ways. 648 00:31:44,086 --> 00:31:46,755 Six ways from Sunday. 649 00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:52,344 We're not calling nobody, because there ain't nobody 650 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,346 in my family better suited for this. 651 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:58,183 I'm the guy you call! 652 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,768 And if he was gonna shoot a guy, he'd have shot a guy. 653 00:32:00,769 --> 00:32:02,812 Billy, you didn't have a concussion eight minutes ago. 654 00:32:02,813 --> 00:32:05,064 Yeah, and you had all your teeth nine minutes ago, so... 655 00:32:05,065 --> 00:32:06,608 Fuck you both! 656 00:32:07,818 --> 00:32:10,362 Do you have any idea what he has in there? 657 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,155 No, because your hillbilly run-on sentences 658 00:32:12,156 --> 00:32:14,157 are really hard to understand, and now you don't have any... 659 00:32:14,158 --> 00:32:17,910 Pam and I'll sneak in through the roof and grab the grandma. 660 00:32:17,911 --> 00:32:21,206 When he drops the gun, I'll shove it up his ass! 661 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,250 With his ribbon. 662 00:32:23,251 --> 00:32:25,918 Bill, please, come on. Just slow your roll. 663 00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:27,421 We've got an ace up our sleeve. 664 00:32:27,422 --> 00:32:30,089 Kim's hiding out in there. 665 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:31,966 Yeah, she, uh, slunk in with us through the, uh... 666 00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,386 Kim: Someone help catch me! 667 00:32:34,636 --> 00:32:36,180 Stan: window. 668 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:42,269 (chuckling) What was that about your ace? 669 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:43,936 Oh, it hurts more when I walk... 670 00:32:43,937 --> 00:32:45,897 - Jan: Yeah, yeah. - Stan: I tell ya that. 671 00:32:53,322 --> 00:32:56,073 JT: If they're resorting to a bow and arrow, 672 00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:59,619 I'm pretty sure that we've got their only gun. 673 00:33:00,704 --> 00:33:02,121 Plus, you know, 674 00:33:02,122 --> 00:33:04,540 we did some serious damage to their "toughs", 675 00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:05,958 especially that one guy. 676 00:33:05,959 --> 00:33:07,377 (Rufus whining) 677 00:33:07,378 --> 00:33:09,254 But what the hell do we do now? 678 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,423 I mean, do we start killing 'em? 679 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:13,007 I don't really want to. 680 00:33:13,008 --> 00:33:15,092 I mean, they're kind of pitiful and... 681 00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:16,386 I've been drinking. 682 00:33:16,387 --> 00:33:19,805 Plus, I had eye contact with that one goon, 683 00:33:19,806 --> 00:33:21,599 and that was kind of nice, right? 684 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,229 (sighing) But you know, 685 00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:30,733 it's not like they're not not trying to kill us and Granna. 686 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:33,069 And I'm pretty sure that one guy 687 00:33:33,070 --> 00:33:34,945 was about to make a homophobic slur 688 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:37,282 before I kicked the living shi... Rufus? 689 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,284 (Rufus barking, growling) 690 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,952 Rufus! Rufus! 691 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,538 - (Rufus snarling) - Rufus! 692 00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:46,374 Rufus! 693 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,958 Rufus, what are you doing in the bathroom... 694 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,127 Oh shit! 695 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:52,881 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit. 696 00:33:55,008 --> 00:33:56,343 No, no, no, no, no, no! 697 00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:58,636 Go outside! Outside, man. 698 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,305 (stammering) Go outside! 699 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,098 Outside! Outside's the place to die. 700 00:34:02,099 --> 00:34:04,767 Outside! (stammering) 701 00:34:04,768 --> 00:34:08,062 Come on. Go ahead. Come on. Come on. 702 00:34:08,063 --> 00:34:10,482 No, no, no, no, no, no! Not in here! Not in here! 703 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,650 God damn it! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 704 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,444 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, this is gross! 705 00:34:14,445 --> 00:34:17,780 Fuck! Oh! Oh, God, this is so fucked up. 706 00:34:17,781 --> 00:34:19,156 This is so fucked up. 707 00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,868 Everything's okay. It's okay. (muttering) 708 00:34:22,869 --> 00:34:24,620 - (gurgling) - (JT stammering) 709 00:34:24,621 --> 00:34:26,622 (groaning) 710 00:34:26,623 --> 00:34:28,333 (stammering) 711 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:31,043 - ♫ Ride the tiger ♫ - (gurgling) 712 00:34:31,044 --> 00:34:33,588 ♫ You can see his stripes but you know he's clean ♫ 713 00:34:33,589 --> 00:34:37,467 ♫ Oh, don't you see what I mean ♫ 714 00:34:37,468 --> 00:34:38,552 ♫ Gotta get away ♫ 715 00:34:38,553 --> 00:34:39,760 (gurgling) 716 00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:44,723 - ♫ Holy diver... ♫ - (gurgling continuing) 717 00:34:44,724 --> 00:34:46,016 ♫ Yeah ♫ 718 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,810 - Guess he's... - (gurgling) 719 00:34:47,811 --> 00:34:51,230 You seem pleased with yourself. 720 00:34:51,231 --> 00:34:52,315 (barking) 721 00:34:52,316 --> 00:34:53,816 He was trying to kill us, so... 722 00:34:53,817 --> 00:34:55,569 it's not really murder. 723 00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:58,112 - But it's... - (gurgling) 724 00:34:58,113 --> 00:34:59,864 Oh, shit. He's starting again. 725 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,740 - (stammering) - (gurgling) 726 00:35:01,741 --> 00:35:04,076 ♫ Like shiny diamonds ♫ 727 00:35:04,077 --> 00:35:06,787 ♫ Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue ♫ 728 00:35:06,788 --> 00:35:10,625 ♫ Something is coming for you ♫ 729 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:12,293 ♫ Look out ♫ 730 00:35:12,294 --> 00:35:14,504 ♫ Ride the... to the morning ♫ 731 00:35:14,505 --> 00:35:16,172 ♫ Sing to the... Something in the... ♫ 732 00:35:16,173 --> 00:35:19,759 - (gurgling quietly) - (Rufus barks) 733 00:35:23,431 --> 00:35:25,056 Mm-hmm. 734 00:35:26,141 --> 00:35:27,476 (thudding upstairs) 735 00:35:34,609 --> 00:35:35,984 Hey! 736 00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:40,197 You up there? 737 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,804 (hairdryer whirring) 738 00:36:05,805 --> 00:36:08,391 Hey, what are you doing? You taking a bath? 739 00:36:08,392 --> 00:36:12,019 No, no, Granna. 740 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,145 You running one for me? 741 00:36:13,146 --> 00:36:14,855 Yes, yes I am. 742 00:36:14,856 --> 00:36:16,483 I knew you wanted to take a bath, 743 00:36:16,484 --> 00:36:18,067 so I figured I'd get you started. 744 00:36:18,068 --> 00:36:21,278 Oh. Well, all right then. 745 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:22,780 All right. 746 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,282 Why are you wearing his robe? 747 00:36:26,034 --> 00:36:27,702 It's almost bedtime, 748 00:36:27,703 --> 00:36:30,871 so I figured I would relax in a robe and pants. 749 00:36:30,872 --> 00:36:32,248 Uh-huh. 750 00:36:32,249 --> 00:36:34,209 It's just comfy. 751 00:36:36,002 --> 00:36:37,211 Why is the water red? 752 00:36:37,212 --> 00:36:39,673 It's just the way of the soap, Granna. 753 00:36:39,674 --> 00:36:42,592 It's... you know, it's like the... 754 00:36:42,593 --> 00:36:44,093 Oh yeah, um... 755 00:36:44,094 --> 00:36:47,722 the raspberry mountain berry. Red... red, like a berry. 756 00:36:47,723 --> 00:36:50,684 Were you talking about that... That raspberry raspberry? 757 00:36:50,685 --> 00:36:52,142 - No. Never mind. - JT: Yeah. 758 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,687 Did you finish the sink? 759 00:36:53,688 --> 00:36:55,522 No, no, Granna, 760 00:36:55,523 --> 00:36:58,608 but I will finish it first thing in the morning. 761 00:36:58,609 --> 00:37:02,194 It's just become a little more tricky than I thought. 762 00:37:02,195 --> 00:37:04,614 Fine, I suppose. 763 00:37:04,615 --> 00:37:08,784 Yeah, you know, Granny, I was thinking that maybe 764 00:37:08,785 --> 00:37:10,869 we can play some, um... 765 00:37:10,870 --> 00:37:13,498 Some rummy later, after your bloodbath... bath. 766 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:15,124 - Bath. - Rummy? 767 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:16,417 Mm-hmm. 768 00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:19,420 Now, we haven't played rummy for years. 769 00:37:19,421 --> 00:37:23,633 Yeah, so why not just start it back up, you know? 770 00:37:23,634 --> 00:37:25,801 Kind of like the old days. 771 00:37:25,802 --> 00:37:26,844 Yeah. 772 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,972 Well, I'll see how I'm feeling. 773 00:37:29,973 --> 00:37:32,141 Okay, uh, Granna, you mind if I, 774 00:37:32,142 --> 00:37:34,393 uh, leave Rufus in here with you 775 00:37:34,394 --> 00:37:36,479 for a little while? 776 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,605 That's fine. 777 00:37:37,606 --> 00:37:38,607 Okay. 778 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,736 (Quietly) Hey, if anyone other than me comes in here, 779 00:37:42,737 --> 00:37:44,987 you fucking decimate them with extreme prejudice. 780 00:37:44,988 --> 00:37:46,531 - You copy? - (whimpering) 781 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:49,033 Right the fuck on. 782 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:53,370 Granna, enjoy your blaaath. 783 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,708 Granna is literally bathing in the blood of mine enemies. 784 00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:03,881 ♫ 785 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,884 (grunting) 786 00:38:07,595 --> 00:38:09,764 (squealing) Aah! Stop! Stop! Stop! 787 00:38:15,686 --> 00:38:17,687 JT: Oh, it's you. 788 00:38:17,688 --> 00:38:18,689 (groaning) 789 00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:23,360 Jesus. 790 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,488 (grunting, thudding) 791 00:38:27,489 --> 00:38:29,198 What? What was that? 792 00:38:29,199 --> 00:38:31,201 (groaning) 793 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,161 You've had worse. 794 00:38:34,162 --> 00:38:36,246 It's not localized to my ass. 795 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,957 How's your back? 796 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:40,794 It's fine, surprisingly. 797 00:38:40,795 --> 00:38:42,961 All right, the McDougals are on standby, 798 00:38:42,962 --> 00:38:45,214 but their price point is fucking ridiculous. 799 00:38:45,215 --> 00:38:46,549 (stammering) 800 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:49,093 How much does freeze-dried survival cheese cost? 801 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,553 Pam and Bill are trying something first. 802 00:38:50,554 --> 00:38:53,055 We'll just... we'll wait and see how that goes. 803 00:38:53,056 --> 00:38:56,016 I've never actually seen Bill accomplish anything, have you? 804 00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:57,977 No, he's pretty damn incompetent. 805 00:39:00,313 --> 00:39:02,982 Pam, though... 806 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:06,027 Stop! Stop! 807 00:39:16,747 --> 00:39:18,790 Undefeated amateur kickboxer. 808 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,207 Straight up killer. 809 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:22,042 But it's on the ground where they're dangerous. 810 00:39:22,043 --> 00:39:24,253 Second degree jiu-jitsu black belt? 811 00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:26,547 Something like that. 812 00:39:26,548 --> 00:39:28,090 JT: Oh, shit! 813 00:39:28,091 --> 00:39:29,300 (crunching) 814 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:36,056 (grunting) 815 00:39:36,057 --> 00:39:37,267 (yelping) 816 00:39:39,352 --> 00:39:41,061 Walking embodiment of overkill. 817 00:39:41,062 --> 00:39:43,105 - Aah! - And all those tours overseas. 818 00:39:43,106 --> 00:39:45,650 Fuck, man. Who knows what you'd pick up over there. 819 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:48,153 (grunting) 820 00:39:54,910 --> 00:39:56,787 (Pam coughing) 821 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,419 - (Stan yelps) - Lot of people don't realize 822 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,254 how much blood is in the ass. 823 00:40:07,255 --> 00:40:08,297 (grunting) 824 00:40:08,298 --> 00:40:10,091 Ah, sweet mother, drugs and speed. 825 00:40:11,092 --> 00:40:19,092 ♫ 826 00:40:21,102 --> 00:40:22,978 (grunting) 827 00:40:22,979 --> 00:40:30,486 ♫ 828 00:40:30,487 --> 00:40:32,196 Fuck it. 829 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:34,407 (JT yelling) 830 00:40:35,617 --> 00:40:38,244 - (railing snapping) - (both grunting) 831 00:40:39,287 --> 00:40:41,790 See. You're barkin' for nothin'. 832 00:40:44,584 --> 00:40:46,586 (both grunting, wheezing) 833 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:53,133 Hey. This is where we met. 834 00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:55,052 Go fuck yourself. 835 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,847 (grunting) 836 00:40:59,432 --> 00:41:00,558 Semper fi? 837 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,353 Sua sponte, Ranger Batt. (grunting) 838 00:41:04,354 --> 00:41:05,395 You? 839 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:08,733 One tour Iraq, two Afghanistan. 840 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:09,985 Huh. Right on. 841 00:41:11,152 --> 00:41:12,528 You? 842 00:41:12,529 --> 00:41:14,029 One tour, Kosovo. 843 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:15,949 - Pam: No shit. - Yeah. 844 00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:17,283 JT: (grunting) Ooh. 845 00:41:18,284 --> 00:41:19,326 Ooh! (grunting) 846 00:41:19,327 --> 00:41:20,996 You look good. 847 00:41:22,706 --> 00:41:23,790 Thanks. 848 00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:26,668 You should see me sans home invasion. 849 00:41:28,461 --> 00:41:29,504 Ow. 850 00:41:30,965 --> 00:41:33,590 (grunting) Yeah. 851 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:34,675 Same here. 852 00:41:34,676 --> 00:41:37,135 Well, I'll see you around. 853 00:41:37,136 --> 00:41:39,054 (coughing) 854 00:41:39,055 --> 00:41:40,681 Carl: I don't know. I think I heard something... 855 00:41:40,682 --> 00:41:42,474 (gasping) 856 00:41:42,475 --> 00:41:43,518 Oh, God. What is happening? 857 00:41:44,519 --> 00:41:45,519 Drop him. 858 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,272 Despite your poor aim, 859 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:50,190 I prefer my chances with this guy. 860 00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:51,567 Hey. 861 00:41:51,568 --> 00:41:54,152 (stammering) Um, does he have a knife? 862 00:41:54,153 --> 00:41:55,612 I feel something kinda knifey. 863 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:57,364 He's got a knife. 864 00:41:57,365 --> 00:41:59,408 It's a piece of wood from when I was defenestrated. 865 00:41:59,409 --> 00:42:01,159 You have to go through a window to be defenestrated. 866 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,203 You can't be defenestrated from a balcony? 867 00:42:03,204 --> 00:42:05,957 - It has to be a window. - Defenestrated? 868 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,708 - Pam, you okay? - Kind of. 869 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:10,003 - Oh, so your name's Pam, huh? - Not now. 870 00:42:10,004 --> 00:42:11,754 Just let him go so he can off into the woods. 871 00:42:11,755 --> 00:42:14,007 What? No, it's tick season. 872 00:42:14,008 --> 00:42:17,760 Um, Jan, can you please just, like, lower the bow? 873 00:42:17,761 --> 00:42:19,344 It's not that I don't trust you. It's just... 874 00:42:19,345 --> 00:42:20,637 You do look like you're struggling. 875 00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,389 Well, he's got a knife against your throat. 876 00:42:22,390 --> 00:42:23,808 What? I thought it was a piece of wood 877 00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:24,976 from when he was defenestrated. 878 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:27,144 Well, you know, Pam, he said "defenestrated," 879 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,562 and I would think that... 880 00:42:28,563 --> 00:42:30,023 What the fuck is happening? 881 00:42:30,024 --> 00:42:32,733 God! My arm. Does it matter? 882 00:42:32,734 --> 00:42:34,318 He's trying to slice your fucking throat open. 883 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,402 (grunting) 884 00:42:35,403 --> 00:42:37,487 You know, contrary to you guys, 885 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:39,073 I'm not actually trying to hurt any... 886 00:42:39,074 --> 00:42:40,075 (bones cracking) 887 00:42:42,744 --> 00:42:43,744 body. 888 00:42:43,745 --> 00:42:46,081 (Carl panting) 889 00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:51,209 Guys, why is everyone quiet all a sudden? 890 00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:53,211 All right, everyone back off, or I'll fucking end this guy. 891 00:42:53,212 --> 00:42:54,421 Carl: Oh, God! Please help me, God! 892 00:42:54,422 --> 00:42:56,757 Please help me, God! 893 00:42:56,758 --> 00:42:58,093 (breathing deeply) 894 00:43:04,265 --> 00:43:05,266 Meh. 895 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:07,643 Yeah. 896 00:43:07,644 --> 00:43:09,686 How much was backup again? 897 00:43:09,687 --> 00:43:12,314 - (breathing deeply) - (groaning) 898 00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:13,983 Fucking guy. 899 00:43:13,984 --> 00:43:16,193 All right, you. 900 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,945 Please don't hurt me. 901 00:43:17,946 --> 00:43:21,198 I will saw your head off and toss it outside to your friends 902 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,408 if you don't start filling me in on what's going... 903 00:43:23,409 --> 00:43:24,785 Granna: Jasper? 904 00:43:24,786 --> 00:43:26,872 Uh, Granna, uh, don't come in... 905 00:43:28,123 --> 00:43:29,331 Who's that? 906 00:43:29,332 --> 00:43:32,793 Uh, Granna, this is, um... 907 00:43:32,794 --> 00:43:33,961 Carl! 908 00:43:33,962 --> 00:43:37,798 Hey, Mrs. Terwilliger. 909 00:43:37,799 --> 00:43:39,549 Well, what are you doin' here? 910 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:41,510 Did I forget an order or somethin'? 911 00:43:41,511 --> 00:43:42,929 No. No, no, no. 912 00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:46,933 Um, I was just in the neighborhood, 913 00:43:46,934 --> 00:43:48,684 and... 914 00:43:48,685 --> 00:43:52,479 I just wanted to check up on you. 915 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,149 Oh, that's very sweet of you. 916 00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:57,234 But I'm fine. 917 00:43:57,235 --> 00:44:00,113 Jasper, this is Carl that I was I tellin' you about. 918 00:44:00,114 --> 00:44:03,825 And, Carl, that's my grandson, Jasper. 919 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,452 Jasper. 920 00:44:08,204 --> 00:44:11,875 Grocery-getting, med school, "bona fide living" Carl? 921 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,628 Well... (yawning) 922 00:44:16,629 --> 00:44:18,255 I better be on my way. 923 00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:19,840 Nonsense. 924 00:44:19,841 --> 00:44:22,676 Now, we just made some chowder, if you'd like, 925 00:44:22,677 --> 00:44:24,720 and Jasper and I were gonna play rummy. 926 00:44:24,721 --> 00:44:25,804 Join us. 927 00:44:25,805 --> 00:44:28,390 Oh, I wouldn't wanna impose, 928 00:44:28,391 --> 00:44:29,558 and plus, I have plans... 929 00:44:29,559 --> 00:44:30,643 (grunting) 930 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:35,398 Nonsense. There's chowder. 931 00:44:36,733 --> 00:44:39,861 (breathing unsteadily) 932 00:44:41,196 --> 00:44:44,823 Okay, yeah. That sounds lovely. 933 00:44:44,824 --> 00:44:46,451 I'll warm up a bowl. 934 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,955 - Carl: Thank you. - (chuckling) 935 00:44:52,373 --> 00:44:54,208 (grunting) 936 00:44:54,209 --> 00:44:55,918 (gasping) 937 00:44:55,919 --> 00:45:00,422 Oh, oh, shit balls! 938 00:45:00,423 --> 00:45:03,592 You... are so very, 939 00:45:03,593 --> 00:45:06,138 very strong, sir. 940 00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:11,892 Ted: Well, that's a wrap. 941 00:45:11,893 --> 00:45:13,435 Stan: I saw what he did there. I saw what he did. 942 00:45:13,436 --> 00:45:15,146 Kim: Are we gonna have enough for the high priest 943 00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,354 and his old lady? 944 00:45:16,355 --> 00:45:17,606 (Stan laughing) 945 00:45:17,607 --> 00:45:19,274 - Stan? - Mm. 946 00:45:19,275 --> 00:45:20,943 - (slurping) - Are we gonna have enough? 947 00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:23,196 Ah, well, I mean... I... 948 00:45:23,197 --> 00:45:25,156 Sorry. I'm a little lightheaded. 949 00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:27,783 And is there something else that we should be doing? 950 00:45:27,784 --> 00:45:29,451 This is my first body disposal. 951 00:45:29,452 --> 00:45:30,911 I don't... I mean, if I... 952 00:45:30,912 --> 00:45:33,497 I don't know. I can... uh, I can... 953 00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:36,125 Like, how... Honey, do we have any bubble wrap? 954 00:45:36,126 --> 00:45:38,919 Yeah, look, if his family don't want him to fertilize corn, 955 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,546 he can be the gooey center of a scrap metal cube. 956 00:45:41,547 --> 00:45:43,257 I mean, really, it's what Bill would've wanted. 957 00:45:43,258 --> 00:45:44,591 (laughing) My man. 958 00:45:44,592 --> 00:45:46,469 (panting) 959 00:45:48,222 --> 00:45:50,388 All right, they're on their way. 960 00:45:50,389 --> 00:45:51,556 Oh, God. 961 00:45:51,557 --> 00:45:53,267 The cut's not even gonna be enough. 962 00:45:53,268 --> 00:45:54,643 Jan: What choice do we have? 963 00:45:54,644 --> 00:45:57,479 I mean, we're at a point here where we need to start 964 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,566 prioritizing covering our dog-gnawed asses, 965 00:46:01,567 --> 00:46:03,443 so if we gotta do another job, we do another job. 966 00:46:03,444 --> 00:46:05,612 It's almost spring! 967 00:46:05,613 --> 00:46:09,324 Sorry, Bug, maybe you have to wait another year, or... 968 00:46:09,325 --> 00:46:10,826 Stan: No, don't... Don't. 969 00:46:10,827 --> 00:46:12,869 No, don't even go... Don't say that. 970 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,164 I can't wait. We don't even have a month! 971 00:46:15,165 --> 00:46:18,000 Oh, I... That was my inside voice. 972 00:46:18,001 --> 00:46:20,461 Glad the employees didn't hear that. 973 00:46:21,963 --> 00:46:24,339 Well, I mean, in the case of payout distribution, at least, 974 00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:26,466 um, at least Bill's dead. 975 00:46:26,467 --> 00:46:27,467 Good point, good point. 976 00:46:27,468 --> 00:46:29,386 Oh, fuck. Carl. 977 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,679 I don't even wanna think about 978 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:31,930 what they're doing to him in there. 979 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:33,932 Okay, well, we gotta get him back in one piece 980 00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:35,017 or Mom's gonna kill us. 981 00:46:35,018 --> 00:46:38,478 (music playing) 982 00:46:38,479 --> 00:46:43,067 ♫ 983 00:46:43,068 --> 00:46:44,111 (Carl feigning chuckling) 984 00:46:45,112 --> 00:46:46,737 (clearing throat) 985 00:46:48,031 --> 00:46:51,200 Thank you for the soup, Mrs. Terwilliger. 986 00:46:51,201 --> 00:46:52,909 Hm? 987 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:56,580 Um, thank you for the soup... 988 00:46:56,581 --> 00:47:00,418 Oh, of course, sweetness. (chuckling) 989 00:47:04,630 --> 00:47:06,173 (spoon clinking on bowl) 990 00:47:06,174 --> 00:47:14,174 ♫ 991 00:47:14,724 --> 00:47:17,601 What... what kind of soup would you say this was? 992 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,436 Huh? 993 00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:22,064 What kind of soup would you say this was? 994 00:47:22,065 --> 00:47:23,899 Chicken corn chowder. 995 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:26,902 Don't be so dim, Jasper. 996 00:47:26,903 --> 00:47:28,862 There's no chicken, or corn. 997 00:47:28,863 --> 00:47:32,158 JT: Right, how dim of me. 998 00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:33,617 Granna: So... (chuckling) 999 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:36,829 Carl, how's school? 1000 00:47:39,207 --> 00:47:43,127 Uh, you know, challenging. 1001 00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:47,381 And... and you're still workin' with your brother and sister 1002 00:47:47,382 --> 00:47:49,049 to help with money? 1003 00:47:49,050 --> 00:47:53,428 Carl: Um... helps pay those student loans. 1004 00:47:53,429 --> 00:47:54,763 (laughing nervously) 1005 00:47:54,764 --> 00:47:58,101 Oh, isn't that sweet? (laughing) 1006 00:47:59,227 --> 00:48:01,103 (fake laughing) Oh, how sweet. 1007 00:48:01,104 --> 00:48:03,356 Hm, so, med school. 1008 00:48:03,357 --> 00:48:06,233 That does sound... challenging. 1009 00:48:06,234 --> 00:48:09,154 I bet the pressure must have you dead to rights, huh? 1010 00:48:11,614 --> 00:48:13,032 - Yes, sir. - Mm. 1011 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:15,493 But a killer opportunity. 1012 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,163 Uh-huh. 1013 00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:22,209 With what must be a murderous schedule. 1014 00:48:24,043 --> 00:48:27,463 Weird choices of words, but sure, yeah, uh-huh. 1015 00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:31,133 Well... (chuckling) 1016 00:48:31,134 --> 00:48:34,594 I'm just so excited about our rummy. 1017 00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:36,139 (laughing) 1018 00:48:37,765 --> 00:48:39,684 Come on. Eat up. 1019 00:48:43,604 --> 00:48:45,190 (Rufus whining) 1020 00:48:46,816 --> 00:48:48,193 - (bowl clunking on table) - Ah! 1021 00:48:50,153 --> 00:48:51,654 So, it's like gin. 1022 00:48:53,572 --> 00:48:55,658 I could swear that's rum. 1023 00:48:56,909 --> 00:48:59,035 No. The card game, rummy. 1024 00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:01,247 It's like the card game gin. 1025 00:49:01,248 --> 00:49:04,082 Oh. Yeah. 1026 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:05,334 Card game. 1027 00:49:05,335 --> 00:49:06,419 You looked confused. 1028 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:08,795 Well... 1029 00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,588 I think I was a little distracted 1030 00:49:10,589 --> 00:49:12,757 by the thought of having my head 1031 00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:15,177 "sawed off and tossed to my friends." 1032 00:49:15,178 --> 00:49:16,720 Oh. Sorry about that. 1033 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:18,054 Oh, it's okay. 1034 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:19,807 I was just tryin' to be scary. 1035 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:23,394 - Mission accomplished. - Mm. 1036 00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:24,979 (dishes clinking in kitchen) 1037 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:30,650 She's oblivious to the burglary? 1038 00:49:30,651 --> 00:49:33,279 JT: Yes. And "burglary"? 1039 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,655 Carl: Yeah. And, how? 1040 00:49:35,656 --> 00:49:37,741 Dumb luck I guess, and I figured you guys were goin' for 1041 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:39,243 full-fledged homicide? 1042 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:41,661 Well, now they are I guess, 1043 00:49:41,662 --> 00:49:45,707 but we really just wanted to burgle. 1044 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,542 What about the mask and knives? 1045 00:49:47,543 --> 00:49:50,587 That was Ted's idea... 1046 00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:53,089 scare tactics. 1047 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,383 But you... 1048 00:49:54,384 --> 00:49:57,511 you, sir, are so much better at it. 1049 00:49:57,512 --> 00:50:00,264 Well, thank you, but that was just a front. 1050 00:50:00,265 --> 00:50:01,432 Carl: Oh. 1051 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:04,351 (laughing) Well, you... you sure fooled us. 1052 00:50:04,352 --> 00:50:05,352 (laughing) 1053 00:50:05,353 --> 00:50:06,396 (sighing) 1054 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:10,400 Do... do you want me to take a look at that for you? 1055 00:50:12,026 --> 00:50:14,904 The med school story wasn't a front. 1056 00:50:17,990 --> 00:50:20,784 (JT sighing) So what? 1057 00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,577 - Student loans? - Oh, no. 1058 00:50:22,578 --> 00:50:26,291 I'm a dropout, but I... I do know my way around a laceration. 1059 00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:31,254 What? Sibling home invaders? 1060 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:36,925 Um, Ted, Kim, and I have been doing 1061 00:50:36,926 --> 00:50:39,428 the grocery delivery service scam 1062 00:50:39,429 --> 00:50:41,888 for about a year now. 1063 00:50:41,889 --> 00:50:44,517 So, you case out old folks and then rob them? 1064 00:50:44,518 --> 00:50:46,768 Well, not all of them. 1065 00:50:46,769 --> 00:50:50,523 Just the ones with valuables and copper pipes. 1066 00:50:50,524 --> 00:50:51,981 I really should fix that sink. 1067 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,275 Sink? 1068 00:50:53,276 --> 00:50:54,596 So, what about the other assholes? 1069 00:50:56,404 --> 00:50:59,323 Look, I really am threatened and all, 1070 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:00,990 but I just don't feel comfortable divulging... 1071 00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:02,201 (gasping) 1072 00:51:05,621 --> 00:51:06,788 Good aim. 1073 00:51:06,789 --> 00:51:07,832 I missed. 1074 00:51:08,874 --> 00:51:10,042 Oh. 1075 00:51:24,307 --> 00:51:25,932 (coughing) 1076 00:51:25,933 --> 00:51:27,017 (sighing) 1077 00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:33,898 The married couple out there own a scrapyard. 1078 00:51:33,899 --> 00:51:35,568 Are they somehow your parents? 1079 00:51:35,569 --> 00:51:37,486 No. God, no. 1080 00:51:37,487 --> 00:51:39,112 - Good. - Jan's my aunt. 1081 00:51:39,113 --> 00:51:40,406 Fuck. 1082 00:51:40,407 --> 00:51:42,991 So we would take photographs of the place 1083 00:51:42,992 --> 00:51:44,868 we were staking out, 1084 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,703 and they would break down what's valuable, 1085 00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:48,788 and strip the place clean 1086 00:51:48,789 --> 00:51:52,083 when the elderly were out of the house. 1087 00:51:52,084 --> 00:51:54,545 But Granna's never gone. 1088 00:51:54,546 --> 00:51:56,880 Well, that is probably because 1089 00:51:56,881 --> 00:52:00,426 of her selfless grandson, Jasper. 1090 00:52:00,427 --> 00:52:02,428 Tread lightly there, Carl. 1091 00:52:02,429 --> 00:52:04,054 Fair enough. 1092 00:52:05,139 --> 00:52:08,350 So, what about... Pam? 1093 00:52:08,351 --> 00:52:10,268 Local muscle, I guess. 1094 00:52:10,269 --> 00:52:12,812 Stan and Jan organize operations like this 1095 00:52:12,813 --> 00:52:14,981 all over the place. 1096 00:52:14,982 --> 00:52:17,025 - Really? - Yeah. 1097 00:52:17,026 --> 00:52:19,570 I mean, life and death are on the line. 1098 00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:21,946 - I know. - For copper? 1099 00:52:21,947 --> 00:52:23,490 Well... 1100 00:52:23,491 --> 00:52:25,492 it's mostly for the bear. 1101 00:52:25,493 --> 00:52:26,536 What? 1102 00:52:28,787 --> 00:52:30,664 Carl: There he is. 1103 00:52:30,665 --> 00:52:31,665 JT: What about him? 1104 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,833 And I think it's a her. 1105 00:52:33,834 --> 00:52:37,589 Either way, that is a California grizzly. 1106 00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,715 So and... 1107 00:52:40,716 --> 00:52:43,510 They're extinct, and if our information is correct, 1108 00:52:43,511 --> 00:52:46,680 she's the last one. 1109 00:52:46,681 --> 00:52:47,681 Not cool, Grandpop. 1110 00:52:47,682 --> 00:52:50,684 Carl: Plus the pelt, and the head, 1111 00:52:50,685 --> 00:52:52,268 and the photographic evidence? 1112 00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:54,647 Oh... (laughing) Easy sell. 1113 00:52:54,648 --> 00:52:57,691 So, you're saying this bear stuff is... 1114 00:52:57,692 --> 00:52:59,485 Priceless. 1115 00:52:59,486 --> 00:53:03,072 Even with those big, beautiful, googly eyes. 1116 00:53:04,323 --> 00:53:06,115 At least that's what Bill said. 1117 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:07,116 Bill? 1118 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,160 Yeah, angry guy, kinda looks like 1119 00:53:09,161 --> 00:53:13,206 if a trailer had a human boy with a pickup truck. 1120 00:53:13,207 --> 00:53:14,999 Red bandana. 1121 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,876 Oh, yeah. Uh... 1122 00:53:16,877 --> 00:53:19,963 Oh, he went absolutely ass-buck-wild 1123 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,324 when he got a gander at this thing. 1124 00:53:23,050 --> 00:53:25,385 He was the expert. 1125 00:53:25,386 --> 00:53:27,346 Emphasis on "was." 1126 00:53:40,943 --> 00:53:42,445 Oh. 1127 00:54:00,879 --> 00:54:02,256 Hm. 1128 00:54:03,382 --> 00:54:04,759 (trashcan closing) 1129 00:54:10,264 --> 00:54:12,475 Looks like we've got an audience. 1130 00:54:13,476 --> 00:54:14,518 Oh, man. 1131 00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:16,520 They are really pilin' up out there. 1132 00:54:16,521 --> 00:54:19,063 - Think it'll work? - Work? (laughing) 1133 00:54:19,064 --> 00:54:21,567 There has not been a single plan today that has come even 1134 00:54:21,568 --> 00:54:23,860 remotely close to the solar system of worked. 1135 00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:26,112 Gotcha. So we're overdue? 1136 00:54:26,113 --> 00:54:27,993 I'm more in the neighborhood of "Why start now?" 1137 00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:31,536 - (Rufus whining) - Hm. 1138 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:40,251 ♫ 1139 00:54:40,252 --> 00:54:43,046 I don't know about this, Rufus. 1140 00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:44,674 (Rufus whining) 1141 00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:48,886 Hm. 1142 00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,765 They'll kick your slobbery mug out 1143 00:54:52,766 --> 00:54:54,265 with just one look at ya. 1144 00:54:54,266 --> 00:54:55,266 (Rufus whining) 1145 00:54:55,267 --> 00:54:57,435 This stays here. 1146 00:54:57,436 --> 00:54:58,520 You ready? 1147 00:54:58,521 --> 00:55:00,606 No, not really. 1148 00:55:00,607 --> 00:55:02,857 Should you really be drinking that right now? 1149 00:55:02,858 --> 00:55:04,693 No, of course not. 1150 00:55:04,694 --> 00:55:06,613 Granna. Hey, Granna. 1151 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:11,324 I'm gonna show Carl around outside. 1152 00:55:11,325 --> 00:55:14,118 We'll be back in a bit for some cards. 1153 00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:16,287 - Okay. - All right. 1154 00:55:16,288 --> 00:55:17,289 Love you, Granna. 1155 00:55:18,290 --> 00:55:19,416 Yeah. 1156 00:55:21,126 --> 00:55:23,295 All right. I'll be back. 1157 00:55:25,005 --> 00:55:27,257 Love you too, Jasper. 1158 00:55:29,844 --> 00:55:30,969 Let's go. 1159 00:55:34,431 --> 00:55:36,099 Ted: Hit a guy in the head with that? 1160 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,184 (indistinct conversation) 1161 00:55:38,185 --> 00:55:40,186 (Ted laughing) 1162 00:55:40,187 --> 00:55:41,772 (people chattering) 1163 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:42,939 Carl: Okay, okay. 1164 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,567 Ted (chuckling): Let me hit that, dude. 1165 00:55:47,945 --> 00:55:50,615 Ted: And... that's him. 1166 00:55:54,410 --> 00:55:56,911 Okay, why are there so many of you? 1167 00:55:56,912 --> 00:55:58,831 Well, meet the McDougals. 1168 00:55:58,832 --> 00:56:03,251 They, uh, were a little hesitant to join our rodeo, 1169 00:56:03,252 --> 00:56:06,504 'til killing their cousin put a fire under 'em. 1170 00:56:06,505 --> 00:56:08,757 Well, first of all, I didn't kill their cousin. 1171 00:56:08,758 --> 00:56:10,967 Rufus the dog killed their cousin. 1172 00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,343 - Bill's dead? - Shh. 1173 00:56:12,344 --> 00:56:15,889 And secondly, hello, self-defense. 1174 00:56:15,890 --> 00:56:17,014 You're trying to kill us. 1175 00:56:17,015 --> 00:56:19,058 Yeah, not initially, cockhead! 1176 00:56:19,059 --> 00:56:20,059 We are now! 1177 00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,645 Well, not if I kill you first! 1178 00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:22,813 You and what army? 1179 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:24,898 Oh, like you and your gaggle of ass-buckets 1180 00:56:24,899 --> 00:56:26,900 have been doin' such an awesome job up until now. 1181 00:56:26,901 --> 00:56:28,735 Fuck you, Solomon Grundy! 1182 00:56:28,736 --> 00:56:29,986 Fuck you, Alfred E. Neuman! 1183 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:31,571 - Guys, come on! Guys! - Alfred E. Neuman? 1184 00:56:31,572 --> 00:56:33,657 - Who is Alfred E. Neuman? - Apparently your father. 1185 00:56:33,658 --> 00:56:34,991 Jan: Stop, everyone, shut up. 1186 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,660 Stan: I had you on the ropes until you went Cujo. 1187 00:56:36,661 --> 00:56:38,202 Until I pummeled you into sublission. 1188 00:56:38,203 --> 00:56:39,621 Jan: Everyone, shut the fuck up! 1189 00:56:39,622 --> 00:56:41,372 - That's not even a word. - Stan: Bring it! 1190 00:56:41,373 --> 00:56:43,458 Don't you even try to blame me for your bad life decisions, 1191 00:56:43,459 --> 00:56:44,542 Ned Flanders. 1192 00:56:44,543 --> 00:56:46,628 Oh, you think you're so tall! 1193 00:56:46,629 --> 00:56:48,839 Everyone, shut the fuck up! 1194 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,841 Sorry. 1195 00:56:50,842 --> 00:56:52,259 (clearing throat) 1196 00:56:53,552 --> 00:56:56,179 All right, I see you came out here 1197 00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,764 with the intention of bargaining. 1198 00:56:57,765 --> 00:56:59,390 - I have. - So, have at it. 1199 00:56:59,391 --> 00:57:01,100 Okay. 1200 00:57:01,101 --> 00:57:03,729 After some light interrogation, 1201 00:57:03,730 --> 00:57:07,649 I've come to the realization that the treasure you seek 1202 00:57:07,650 --> 00:57:09,150 is this bear shit. 1203 00:57:09,151 --> 00:57:11,110 More or less, yeah. 1204 00:57:11,111 --> 00:57:13,571 Well, you can have it. 1205 00:57:13,572 --> 00:57:15,699 And Carl here. 1206 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:18,242 And Carl? 1207 00:57:18,243 --> 00:57:19,369 Hold that thought. 1208 00:57:21,706 --> 00:57:24,123 (whispering) 1209 00:57:24,124 --> 00:57:25,834 I think we should ask for more. 1210 00:57:25,835 --> 00:57:27,418 Jan: Let me just... Let me just do this, okay? 1211 00:57:27,419 --> 00:57:28,712 No. That's just me. It's just me. 1212 00:57:28,713 --> 00:57:29,838 Let me do this. 1213 00:57:29,839 --> 00:57:32,256 Just me. (slurping) 1214 00:57:32,257 --> 00:57:33,466 JT: How we doin'? 1215 00:57:33,467 --> 00:57:35,719 Oh, we are definitely going to die. 1216 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,304 - Over my dead body. - What? 1217 00:57:38,305 --> 00:57:39,347 Jan: All right! 1218 00:57:39,348 --> 00:57:40,682 Are we? 1219 00:57:40,683 --> 00:57:42,183 Okay, so here's the deal. 1220 00:57:42,184 --> 00:57:45,896 We're still gonna need to ransack the house, but, uh, 1221 00:57:45,897 --> 00:57:48,397 hey, you and Grandma, and the pooch there, 1222 00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:49,858 can wait in the car 'til we're done. 1223 00:57:49,859 --> 00:57:51,818 What? Why? What? For copper? 1224 00:57:51,819 --> 00:57:53,987 Jewelry, cast iron, cash in mattresses, 1225 00:57:53,988 --> 00:57:55,363 any beadwork, that kind of thing. 1226 00:57:55,364 --> 00:57:56,907 What? No. Why? 1227 00:57:56,908 --> 00:57:58,491 Listen, meathead. 1228 00:57:58,492 --> 00:58:01,244 You see everyone here? They're all gettin' a cut. 1229 00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:03,162 So, while your offer may have made sense 1230 00:58:03,163 --> 00:58:04,915 when it was just the seven of us, 1231 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:06,959 you have diluted the revenue to fuck all. 1232 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,711 Oh, bullshit! Just take the bear stuff and go. 1233 00:58:09,712 --> 00:58:11,504 Look, I don't even know anything 1234 00:58:11,505 --> 00:58:13,506 other than you... you own a scrapyard, 1235 00:58:13,507 --> 00:58:15,759 and your names are Jan and Stan. 1236 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,093 - Well, fuck me. - Fuckin' hat. 1237 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:18,386 How did he... 1238 00:58:18,387 --> 00:58:20,096 I mean, unless it's called "Jan and Stan's Scrap" 1239 00:58:20,097 --> 00:58:21,514 or something? 1240 00:58:21,515 --> 00:58:23,558 No, you got it right. It's... it's Stan and Jan's... 1241 00:58:23,559 --> 00:58:26,519 It's "Stan and Jan's," but it's a bit of a work in progress. 1242 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,479 It's neither here nor there. Now! 1243 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:33,484 ♫ 1244 00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,527 (yelling) 1245 00:58:34,528 --> 00:58:36,363 (grunting) 1246 00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:47,449 ♫ 1247 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,421 (neck cracking) 1248 00:58:55,173 --> 00:58:57,258 ♫ The night has a thousand eyes ♫ 1249 00:58:57,259 --> 00:58:59,219 (all grunting) 1250 00:59:00,345 --> 00:59:01,470 (light switch clicking) 1251 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:03,265 (sighing) 1252 00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:19,990 (Rufus barking) 1253 00:59:19,991 --> 00:59:22,700 - It's all right, Rufus. - (Rufus barking) 1254 00:59:22,701 --> 00:59:24,494 Stay there. I'll be down in a minute. 1255 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:30,043 (Rufus whining) 1256 00:59:31,710 --> 00:59:39,710 ♫ 1257 00:59:39,886 --> 00:59:40,969 (sighing) 1258 00:59:40,970 --> 00:59:48,970 ♫ 1259 00:59:53,565 --> 00:59:54,607 Hm. 1260 00:59:54,608 --> 01:00:00,030 ♫ 1261 01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:01,031 (laughing) 1262 01:00:01,032 --> 01:00:09,032 ♫ 1263 01:00:26,682 --> 01:00:28,392 (laughing) 1264 01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:32,479 (sighing deeply) 1265 01:00:35,315 --> 01:00:37,233 ♫ 1266 01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:39,152 - (grunting) - (bones cracking) 1267 01:00:39,153 --> 01:00:41,237 ♫ 1268 01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:43,614 ♫ 1269 01:00:43,615 --> 01:00:44,950 (grunting) 1270 01:00:44,951 --> 01:00:46,492 ♫ 1271 01:00:46,493 --> 01:00:48,037 (screaming) 1272 01:00:49,204 --> 01:00:51,622 ♫ 1273 01:00:51,623 --> 01:00:54,542 ♫ 1274 01:00:54,543 --> 01:00:57,461 (screaming) 1275 01:00:57,462 --> 01:00:59,755 ♫ 1276 01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:03,844 ♫ 1277 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,305 ♫ 1278 01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:15,189 ♫ 1279 01:01:17,315 --> 01:01:21,862 (grunting) 1280 01:01:22,863 --> 01:01:24,865 (grunting) 1281 01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:29,785 ♫ 1282 01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:31,079 Come on, big boy. 1283 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,706 ♫ 1284 01:01:33,707 --> 01:01:36,500 ♫ 1285 01:01:36,501 --> 01:01:37,835 (grunting) 1286 01:01:37,836 --> 01:01:39,503 ♫ 1287 01:01:39,504 --> 01:01:41,589 (grunting) 1288 01:01:41,590 --> 01:01:44,217 ♫ 1289 01:01:44,218 --> 01:01:46,594 ♫ 1290 01:01:46,595 --> 01:01:49,638 ♫ 1291 01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:52,100 ♫ 1292 01:01:52,101 --> 01:01:54,186 ♫ 1293 01:01:54,187 --> 01:01:57,354 ♫ 1294 01:01:57,355 --> 01:01:59,607 ♫ 1295 01:01:59,608 --> 01:02:00,776 Oh. 1296 01:02:02,694 --> 01:02:04,696 (groaning) 1297 01:02:08,909 --> 01:02:10,243 (grunting) Sure. 1298 01:02:10,244 --> 01:02:13,705 Go ahead. It... it's yours. 1299 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:16,874 - JT: What was I... - (Stan slurping) 1300 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,584 JT: What was I thinking? 1301 01:02:18,585 --> 01:02:21,420 That I could... could stop this? 1302 01:02:21,421 --> 01:02:23,923 That I could fight you all off, huh? 1303 01:02:23,924 --> 01:02:25,091 (laughing) 1304 01:02:25,092 --> 01:02:28,262 I should've known I... I would fail. 1305 01:02:29,387 --> 01:02:30,846 (panting) 1306 01:02:30,847 --> 01:02:32,807 That I can't accomplish anything. 1307 01:02:32,808 --> 01:02:34,934 (panting) 1308 01:02:34,935 --> 01:02:39,314 That I can't... do anything. 1309 01:02:40,649 --> 01:02:42,275 Go ahead. 1310 01:02:42,276 --> 01:02:44,027 Ransack my Granna's house, 1311 01:02:44,028 --> 01:02:47,363 'cause I'll just... I'll just lay here. 1312 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:51,117 'Cause I can't finish anything. 1313 01:02:51,118 --> 01:02:54,287 My God. He's not human. 1314 01:02:54,288 --> 01:02:57,165 I'll just lay here, okay? 1315 01:02:57,166 --> 01:03:00,543 'Cause I can't keep my Granna safe. 1316 01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:02,378 Go ahead. 1317 01:03:02,379 --> 01:03:04,463 'Cause I can't... (grunting) 1318 01:03:04,464 --> 01:03:09,177 stand on this... godforsaken bum knee. 1319 01:03:09,178 --> 01:03:10,761 - No way. - JT: Go. 1320 01:03:10,762 --> 01:03:15,225 'Cause I sure as hell can't grit my teeth... 1321 01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:18,602 (neck cracking) ..and crack my neck, 1322 01:03:18,603 --> 01:03:22,148 and break every one of your fuckin' faces! 1323 01:03:22,149 --> 01:03:24,067 (yelling) 1324 01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:26,694 ♫ The night tells a thousand lies ♫ 1325 01:03:26,695 --> 01:03:27,820 (grunting) 1326 01:03:27,821 --> 01:03:30,447 ♫ And when you wake up in the morning ♫ 1327 01:03:30,448 --> 01:03:33,285 ♫ Were you dreaming ♫ 1328 01:03:33,286 --> 01:03:35,911 ♫ Screaming ♫ 1329 01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:38,497 ♫ Tryin' to hide your broken heart ♫ 1330 01:03:38,498 --> 01:03:42,627 ♫ Before somebody cuts it all away ♫ 1331 01:03:43,628 --> 01:03:45,171 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1332 01:03:45,172 --> 01:03:46,173 (panting) 1333 01:03:49,009 --> 01:03:50,260 (Rufus barking) 1334 01:03:50,261 --> 01:03:55,266 (man screaming) 1335 01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:00,103 McDougals. 1336 01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:01,437 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1337 01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:03,647 Meet my brother, Rufus. 1338 01:04:03,648 --> 01:04:05,691 (Rufus growling) 1339 01:04:05,692 --> 01:04:08,153 - I'll meet you inside. - (Rufus barking) 1340 01:04:08,154 --> 01:04:10,779 Why in the hell is this happening? 1341 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:13,367 - ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ - I don't know anymore. 1342 01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,077 Satan. 1343 01:04:16,078 --> 01:04:18,454 He did say something about bathing in blood. 1344 01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:19,705 (Rufus barking) 1345 01:04:19,706 --> 01:04:22,041 - Really? - (Rufus barking) 1346 01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:23,709 Yeah. 1347 01:04:23,710 --> 01:04:27,546 ♫ Oh-oh, Sunset Superman ♫ 1348 01:04:27,547 --> 01:04:29,549 Why the hell aren't you in there? 1349 01:04:31,093 --> 01:04:33,011 (Rufus barking) 1350 01:04:35,013 --> 01:04:37,183 Oh, fuck you. 1351 01:04:39,684 --> 01:04:40,685 (Rufus growling) 1352 01:04:43,105 --> 01:04:44,272 (Barking) 1353 01:04:44,273 --> 01:04:46,275 Fuck you all. 1354 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:52,280 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1355 01:04:52,281 --> 01:04:53,698 (grunting) 1356 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:58,912 ♫ Sunset Superman, Sunset Superman ♫ 1357 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:01,748 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1358 01:05:05,127 --> 01:05:07,128 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1359 01:05:07,129 --> 01:05:09,088 ♫ Superman ♫ 1360 01:05:09,089 --> 01:05:11,090 I will shatter every one of my bones 1361 01:05:11,091 --> 01:05:14,093 just as long as they shatter yours! 1362 01:05:14,094 --> 01:05:16,637 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1363 01:05:16,638 --> 01:05:19,265 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1364 01:05:19,266 --> 01:05:20,975 ♫ Oh-oh-oh ♫ 1365 01:05:20,976 --> 01:05:21,976 (grunting) 1366 01:05:21,977 --> 01:05:25,397 ♫ Anybody can, anybody can ♫ 1367 01:05:25,398 --> 01:05:27,022 You don't have to go home, 1368 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:30,067 but you've got to get the fuck out of my granna's house. 1369 01:05:30,068 --> 01:05:31,068 Now! 1370 01:05:31,069 --> 01:05:32,111 ♫ Oh-oh ♫ 1371 01:05:32,112 --> 01:05:33,613 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1372 01:05:34,614 --> 01:05:36,491 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1373 01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:38,618 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1374 01:05:40,078 --> 01:05:41,745 - JT: Rufus? - (Rufus barking) 1375 01:05:41,746 --> 01:05:43,580 ♫ Sunset Superman, Sunset Superman ♫ 1376 01:05:43,581 --> 01:05:44,832 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1377 01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:47,710 ♫ Sunset Superman, Sunset Superman ♫ 1378 01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,171 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1379 01:05:50,505 --> 01:05:51,797 Holy shit. 1380 01:05:51,798 --> 01:05:53,007 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1381 01:05:53,008 --> 01:05:54,091 JT: Granna! 1382 01:05:54,092 --> 01:05:55,592 ♫ Sunset Superman, Sunset Superman ♫ 1383 01:05:55,593 --> 01:05:56,802 JT: Granna! 1384 01:05:56,803 --> 01:06:00,306 ♫ Sunset Superman, Sunset Superman... ♫ 1385 01:06:00,307 --> 01:06:01,391 Granna! 1386 01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:03,351 Granna: Sweet Jesus! What? 1387 01:06:03,352 --> 01:06:04,852 Granna, where are you? 1388 01:06:04,853 --> 01:06:05,853 Granna: What? 1389 01:06:05,854 --> 01:06:07,313 Gr... Are you okay? 1390 01:06:07,314 --> 01:06:08,647 Granna: What?! 1391 01:06:08,648 --> 01:06:11,608 Oh, the goddamn hearing aid. Granna, are you okay? 1392 01:06:11,609 --> 01:06:13,445 Granna: Simmer down. I'm in the attic. 1393 01:06:13,446 --> 01:06:15,029 - I'll be down in a minute. - (laughing) 1394 01:06:15,030 --> 01:06:16,739 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 1395 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,408 Granna: Oh, that child's gonna be the death of me. 1396 01:06:18,409 --> 01:06:21,411 (sighing) Rufus, she was in the attic. 1397 01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:24,121 Ah, oh, God. I'm so tired. 1398 01:06:24,122 --> 01:06:25,789 I have never been this tired. (sighing) 1399 01:06:25,790 --> 01:06:27,208 (whining) 1400 01:06:27,209 --> 01:06:29,001 We just beat up like... What? 1401 01:06:29,002 --> 01:06:30,878 Like 12, 20 guys? 1402 01:06:30,879 --> 01:06:33,256 I am going to be sore. 1403 01:06:33,257 --> 01:06:35,674 I know. Dogs can get sore. 1404 01:06:35,675 --> 01:06:39,011 Yeah, and don't think I didn't notice you being 1405 01:06:39,012 --> 01:06:40,513 a tough little ragamuffin. 1406 01:06:40,514 --> 01:06:42,890 I almost cried when you came to my rescue. 1407 01:06:42,891 --> 01:06:45,059 When you were like... (imitating growling) 1408 01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:47,853 (laughing) Yeah. 1409 01:06:47,854 --> 01:06:49,063 I don't think I killed anybody, 1410 01:06:49,064 --> 01:06:51,274 but I can't speak for some dogs in the room. 1411 01:06:51,275 --> 01:06:53,776 (laughing) But yeah, that was... 1412 01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,986 that dope, mm. 1413 01:06:55,987 --> 01:06:58,072 So, you give it up. Give it up. 1414 01:06:58,073 --> 01:06:59,573 Right here. 1415 01:06:59,574 --> 01:07:01,658 Well, yeah, I know dogs can't make a fist, 1416 01:07:01,659 --> 01:07:03,369 but you were scary. 1417 01:07:03,370 --> 01:07:06,331 - (whining) - You were so scary. Oh, me? 1418 01:07:06,332 --> 01:07:08,500 Oh, you saw me body slam that guy? 1419 01:07:08,501 --> 01:07:11,085 Yeah, you know, it's what I do. 1420 01:07:11,086 --> 01:07:14,630 You know, I threw him down. I heard somethin' go click. 1421 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:18,175 I think I broke his clavicle, but, you know... 1422 01:07:18,176 --> 01:07:21,095 My knee? Yeah. It'll be fine. 1423 01:07:21,096 --> 01:07:23,722 Yeah, you're right. (laughing) 1424 01:07:23,723 --> 01:07:26,518 Fuckin' nuts today. Right? 1425 01:07:26,519 --> 01:07:28,520 Fuckin' nuts. (laughing) 1426 01:07:28,521 --> 01:07:30,145 - (Rufus whining) - Yeah. 1427 01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:32,315 What? Agreed. 1428 01:07:32,316 --> 01:07:35,068 I love you too, buddy. Love you too. 1429 01:07:36,069 --> 01:07:38,113 I know. I know. 1430 01:07:39,114 --> 01:07:42,534 Yeah. I'm pretty drunk. 1431 01:07:42,535 --> 01:07:44,452 (Rufus whining) 1432 01:07:44,453 --> 01:07:52,453 ♫ 1433 01:07:53,962 --> 01:07:55,921 (yelling) 1434 01:07:55,922 --> 01:07:59,091 (groaning) Ow, oh, God! 1435 01:07:59,092 --> 01:08:01,845 (both grunting) 1436 01:08:04,973 --> 01:08:06,516 Oh, this is gonna hurt. 1437 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:07,560 Ow! 1438 01:08:13,315 --> 01:08:15,775 (Stan grunting weakly) 1439 01:08:19,321 --> 01:08:22,448 Oh. Fuck, man. 1440 01:08:22,449 --> 01:08:25,034 I just wanted to be on the water, you know? 1441 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:28,203 I... (laughing meekly) 1442 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:31,458 It's funny. I thought I lost that knife. 1443 01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:34,793 (laughing meekly) Oh! 1444 01:08:34,794 --> 01:08:36,879 Well, one thing is for certain, 1445 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,464 there's not a spec of give-up in you. 1446 01:08:38,465 --> 01:08:39,466 Ah! No, no, no. 1447 01:08:40,634 --> 01:08:41,967 - (crowd gasping) - Jan: No! 1448 01:08:41,968 --> 01:08:43,511 - (grunting) - Jan: No, no, no, no, no. 1449 01:08:43,512 --> 01:08:45,929 Oh! Ooh! 1450 01:08:45,930 --> 01:08:48,056 - Bug, Bug? - Oh, this is bad. 1451 01:08:48,057 --> 01:08:49,517 - You okay? - This is bad! 1452 01:08:49,518 --> 01:08:50,767 - Oh. - It's my back. 1453 01:08:50,768 --> 01:08:51,977 - Yeah, I get that. - But this is bad. 1454 01:08:51,978 --> 01:08:53,521 It's okay. We're gonna get you to a hospital. 1455 01:08:53,522 --> 01:08:54,771 This is... Oh, that's a good idea. 1456 01:08:54,772 --> 01:08:56,441 Oh and we were just so close. 1457 01:08:56,442 --> 01:08:59,276 We were so close to puttin' that 20 percent down. 1458 01:08:59,277 --> 01:09:02,196 Well, sweetheart, maybe we'll just settle for the 17-footer. 1459 01:09:02,197 --> 01:09:03,489 I don't know. I don't know. 1460 01:09:03,490 --> 01:09:05,032 I don't know if that's gonna be enough boat. 1461 01:09:05,033 --> 01:09:06,200 - I don't... - (back cracking) 1462 01:09:06,201 --> 01:09:08,036 (Stan screaming) Jeez! 1463 01:09:09,871 --> 01:09:11,831 (grunting) 1464 01:09:12,874 --> 01:09:14,459 Hey, don't. Don't get up. 1465 01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:16,419 Yeah? 1466 01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,421 Why? 1467 01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:20,839 Oh, uh... 1468 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,049 Carl. 1469 01:09:22,050 --> 01:09:23,176 You're comin' with me. 1470 01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:26,095 Back off! 1471 01:09:27,722 --> 01:09:30,057 - Oh, yeah? - I'll do it. 1472 01:09:30,058 --> 01:09:33,101 Come on, kid. We've come this far. 1473 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,020 Hey, don't think that I won't! 1474 01:09:35,021 --> 01:09:36,981 - You won't. - Don't! 1475 01:09:37,982 --> 01:09:39,733 Look at me. 1476 01:09:39,734 --> 01:09:41,109 Give me the gun. 1477 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:42,111 Now. 1478 01:09:47,242 --> 01:09:49,243 All right, Carl. Come on. 1479 01:09:49,244 --> 01:09:50,744 You fucking idiot. Now, we're just gonna... 1480 01:09:50,745 --> 01:09:52,205 (gun firing) 1481 01:09:53,206 --> 01:09:54,625 (whimpering) Oh! 1482 01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:58,335 Oh. 1483 01:09:58,336 --> 01:10:00,338 (yelling) 1484 01:10:01,715 --> 01:10:04,758 Oh, go home. For fuck's sake. 1485 01:10:04,759 --> 01:10:06,927 Go home. 1486 01:10:06,928 --> 01:10:08,888 I'm done! 1487 01:10:10,181 --> 01:10:13,350 We're done here. Aren't you exhausted? 1488 01:10:13,351 --> 01:10:14,393 (car pulling up) 1489 01:10:14,394 --> 01:10:16,853 Go the fuck... Hey, Trent. 1490 01:10:16,854 --> 01:10:18,313 Home. 1491 01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:21,358 W-What is happening? Who are these people? 1492 01:10:21,359 --> 01:10:23,986 Just go inside. I'll explain later. 1493 01:10:23,987 --> 01:10:25,153 Are you okay? 1494 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:26,321 (sighing) A little help, man. 1495 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:27,906 - Okay, okay. - Little help. 1496 01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:29,575 (grunting) 1497 01:10:29,576 --> 01:10:30,743 Go. It's all right. 1498 01:10:30,744 --> 01:10:32,369 Go. It's okay. 1499 01:10:32,370 --> 01:10:33,370 Go. 1500 01:10:33,371 --> 01:10:35,163 Carl, no! Don't go! 1501 01:10:35,164 --> 01:10:36,457 Just... 1502 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:39,167 Carl, I need your help! What the fuck? 1503 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:40,877 - (breathing heavily) - (whimpering and crying) 1504 01:10:40,878 --> 01:10:42,297 Oh, God. 1505 01:10:44,591 --> 01:10:46,174 JT: Well, you missed one Hell of an evening. 1506 01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:47,259 Ted: Do something! 1507 01:10:47,260 --> 01:10:49,595 It was almost too much to bear. 1508 01:10:49,596 --> 01:10:51,138 Ted: Do something! (whimpering and crying) 1509 01:10:51,139 --> 01:10:53,559 All right, I guess I'll just, uh... 1510 01:10:56,311 --> 01:10:58,813 (sighing) Mom's gonna be pissed. 1511 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,275 (grunting) 1512 01:11:03,276 --> 01:11:04,569 Oh, shit. 1513 01:11:04,570 --> 01:11:07,238 Carl, could you help Rufus? 1514 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,074 What happened? 1515 01:11:11,075 --> 01:11:13,035 Stan whacked him. 1516 01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:14,244 On it. 1517 01:11:14,245 --> 01:11:16,955 Trent: Oh, my God. What the hell happened? 1518 01:11:16,956 --> 01:11:18,123 Carl will fill you in. 1519 01:11:18,124 --> 01:11:19,875 But do you need me to call the police? 1520 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:22,085 No, no, no. I'll see you in a minute. 1521 01:11:22,086 --> 01:11:23,087 (grunting) 1522 01:11:24,339 --> 01:11:27,550 Oh, boy, Rufus. 1523 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:29,344 Ah, man. 1524 01:11:32,681 --> 01:11:33,682 Hey. 1525 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,102 Hey. 1526 01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,105 Trent. 1527 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:45,985 Carl. 1528 01:11:48,988 --> 01:11:50,990 (JT grunting) 1529 01:11:59,457 --> 01:12:00,667 (sighing) 1530 01:12:05,672 --> 01:12:13,672 ♫ 1531 01:12:18,727 --> 01:12:21,895 (footsteps approaching) 1532 01:12:21,896 --> 01:12:23,398 Granna: I remember that. 1533 01:12:25,233 --> 01:12:26,942 Yeah. Found it in the attic. 1534 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:34,032 ♫ 1535 01:12:34,033 --> 01:12:36,243 (sighing) How we doin'? 1536 01:12:36,244 --> 01:12:38,328 (chuckling) 1537 01:12:38,329 --> 01:12:42,583 Well, Granna, I'm... I'm doin' a little rough. 1538 01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:44,085 Yeah? 1539 01:12:45,671 --> 01:12:47,714 What's got you down? 1540 01:12:48,715 --> 01:12:49,715 (sighing) 1541 01:12:49,716 --> 01:12:50,956 A lotta things, I guess, Granna. 1542 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:54,095 Is it your knee? 1543 01:12:56,180 --> 01:12:57,599 A little. 1544 01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:01,603 Well, we'll fix it again if we have to. 1545 01:13:04,939 --> 01:13:06,023 Okay. 1546 01:13:08,943 --> 01:13:10,821 I, uh... 1547 01:13:12,739 --> 01:13:16,117 I think I'm unfair to you, Jasper. 1548 01:13:20,121 --> 01:13:22,456 Oh, no, Granna. You're not. 1549 01:13:22,457 --> 01:13:24,167 Yeah, I am. 1550 01:13:26,377 --> 01:13:29,129 It's just, uh... 1551 01:13:29,130 --> 01:13:31,758 How do I explain it? 1552 01:13:32,801 --> 01:13:37,554 You see, when your grandpop died, 1553 01:13:37,555 --> 01:13:40,515 everything got so quiet. 1554 01:13:40,516 --> 01:13:45,020 And I began to think that people forget about me. 1555 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:48,817 And I guess I hound you with it. 1556 01:13:49,818 --> 01:13:52,152 Oh, Granna, it's... 1557 01:13:52,153 --> 01:13:54,529 (sighing) I just... 1558 01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:57,283 Um, is this... 1559 01:13:58,744 --> 01:14:01,954 Is this what you were getting at earlier? 1560 01:14:01,955 --> 01:14:03,121 Shady Acres? 1561 01:14:03,122 --> 01:14:04,289 Oh. Oh, no. 1562 01:14:04,290 --> 01:14:05,999 Granna, just... It's okay. 1563 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,669 I just... You could stay. 1564 01:14:09,838 --> 01:14:14,217 Yeah, but now I don't know if it's good for me to stay. 1565 01:14:16,636 --> 01:14:17,637 Really? 1566 01:14:19,096 --> 01:14:21,306 It's just... 1567 01:14:21,307 --> 01:14:23,100 It gets hard here. 1568 01:14:27,773 --> 01:14:29,899 But... But Granna, this is... 1569 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,024 this is your home. 1570 01:14:31,025 --> 01:14:34,780 No, baby. Not for quite a while. 1571 01:14:38,366 --> 01:14:42,913 The only time it feels like it... 1572 01:14:44,915 --> 01:14:46,624 is when you're here. 1573 01:14:51,504 --> 01:14:52,587 Really? 1574 01:14:52,588 --> 01:14:54,048 Mm-hm. 1575 01:14:55,049 --> 01:14:56,675 But, oh... (laughing) 1576 01:14:56,676 --> 01:14:58,134 oh, goodness. 1577 01:14:58,135 --> 01:15:02,014 You can't even fix a sink without hurtin' yourself and... 1578 01:15:02,015 --> 01:15:04,016 And callin' for help. 1579 01:15:04,017 --> 01:15:06,936 What's a granna supposed to do? 1580 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:12,065 ♫ 1581 01:15:12,066 --> 01:15:14,067 Yep. 1582 01:15:14,068 --> 01:15:15,694 (Rufus barking) 1583 01:15:15,695 --> 01:15:16,779 Rufus! 1584 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:19,197 What about him? 1585 01:15:19,198 --> 01:15:21,200 (Rufus barking) 1586 01:15:25,998 --> 01:15:28,415 Granna: Oh! (laughing) 1587 01:15:28,416 --> 01:15:31,376 There's my good boy. 1588 01:15:31,377 --> 01:15:32,837 - Carl: Hey, Mrs. Terwilliger. - Oh. 1589 01:15:32,838 --> 01:15:35,006 - Mm? - Trent: Mrs. T. 1590 01:15:35,007 --> 01:15:38,466 Well, Trent, when did you get in? 1591 01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:40,845 Oh, just a couple minutes ago. 1592 01:15:40,846 --> 01:15:42,930 - (laughing) - Oh. 1593 01:15:42,931 --> 01:15:44,681 Well, you gotta stop bein' a stranger. 1594 01:15:44,682 --> 01:15:46,141 We miss you around here. 1595 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:47,810 (whispering) What happened? 1596 01:15:47,811 --> 01:15:49,020 Hm? Oh! 1597 01:15:49,021 --> 01:15:52,689 Uh, well, you had some military-grade superglue 1598 01:15:52,690 --> 01:15:57,402 for some reason, so, I glued his gash shut. 1599 01:15:57,403 --> 01:15:59,905 He just got knocked out. He'll be fine, I think. 1600 01:15:59,906 --> 01:16:02,074 Superglue? 1601 01:16:02,075 --> 01:16:05,201 I mean, I'm not a vet, but yeah. 1602 01:16:05,202 --> 01:16:07,955 Dogs get knocked out, and just like humans, 1603 01:16:07,956 --> 01:16:10,206 you glue that shit back together. 1604 01:16:10,207 --> 01:16:13,419 Uh, are we all ready for rummy? 1605 01:16:14,462 --> 01:16:16,130 Why the hell not? 1606 01:16:18,215 --> 01:16:21,177 'Scuse me? Who are you? 1607 01:16:22,261 --> 01:16:24,013 I, um... 1608 01:16:24,014 --> 01:16:25,057 Granna. 1609 01:16:26,975 --> 01:16:29,226 This is... Pam. 1610 01:16:30,311 --> 01:16:32,646 Came with, uh, with Trent. 1611 01:16:32,647 --> 01:16:36,274 So, why does Pam have the bear? 1612 01:16:36,275 --> 01:16:39,988 Uh, just wanted to show off your great work. 1613 01:16:41,031 --> 01:16:42,073 It's nice. 1614 01:16:42,074 --> 01:16:43,199 - Granna: Hm. - Good job. 1615 01:16:44,617 --> 01:16:47,078 (laughing) Are you stayin' for cards? 1616 01:16:47,079 --> 01:16:50,413 - Oh, um... - Yeah? 1617 01:16:50,414 --> 01:16:51,666 Cards? 1618 01:16:55,419 --> 01:16:56,629 Okay. 1619 01:16:57,630 --> 01:16:59,464 Well, all right. Come on, now. 1620 01:16:59,465 --> 01:17:01,676 - (laughing) - (wincing) 1621 01:17:02,969 --> 01:17:04,971 Granna: Yes. (laughing) 1622 01:17:05,972 --> 01:17:08,264 Uh, can you, uh, fill me in? 1623 01:17:08,265 --> 01:17:09,975 (wincing) 1624 01:17:09,976 --> 01:17:12,853 I will while you drive me to the hospital in the morning. 1625 01:17:12,854 --> 01:17:14,270 You know, we could go, like, now? 1626 01:17:14,271 --> 01:17:15,563 Nah, nah, nah. 1627 01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:16,982 Wait 'til the front yard clears up 1628 01:17:16,983 --> 01:17:18,860 and Granna goes to bed. 1629 01:17:19,861 --> 01:17:20,903 Okay. 1630 01:17:20,904 --> 01:17:22,195 Shmear? 1631 01:17:22,196 --> 01:17:23,656 Shmear. 1632 01:17:24,782 --> 01:17:27,243 (grunting) 1633 01:17:28,912 --> 01:17:30,246 How are you still alive? 1634 01:17:31,873 --> 01:17:35,961 I think the fourth concussion offset the first three. 1635 01:17:38,671 --> 01:17:40,214 Pam. 1636 01:17:41,215 --> 01:17:43,384 - Jasper. - Really? 1637 01:17:46,930 --> 01:17:48,764 Company. 1638 01:17:54,020 --> 01:17:55,020 - Yeah... - (Rufus whining) 1639 01:17:55,021 --> 01:17:59,275 Oh, hey, buddy. Wow. 1640 01:18:02,236 --> 01:18:04,405 - Okay, this is... - (tooth clattering on table) 1641 01:18:10,411 --> 01:18:11,787 - Okay. - Wow. 1642 01:18:13,039 --> 01:18:14,039 I'll deal. 1643 01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,959 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1644 01:18:19,004 --> 01:18:23,175 ♫ Sunset Superman, Sunset Superman ♫ 1645 01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:26,343 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1646 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:33,475 ♫ Sunset Superman, Superman ♫ 1647 01:18:33,476 --> 01:18:36,020 ♫ Oh-oh-oh ♫ 1648 01:18:36,021 --> 01:18:38,480 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1649 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:41,025 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1650 01:18:41,026 --> 01:18:43,694 ♫ Sunset Superman ♫ 1651 01:18:45,197 --> 01:18:53,197 ♫ 109968

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