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To be honest,

the human thing is not so complicated.

You're just organized
matter coded to reproduce.

A fleshy spaceship carrying
salty water on dry land,

so the neurons inside you can
boldly go wherever they want.

The prime directive?

Eat, fuck, shit, sleep,
and don't get eaten.

Live free and die.

That's live free "or" die.

Hm?

You said "Live free and die."

The state motto is "or die".

Mm.

Oh.

Spicy or sweet jerky?

Sweet heat, Dad.

It's the only way.

Hey, Dad!

Who, me?

Nah.

Okay.

Just taking a walk
while I fill my tank.

Where you headed?

Up to Loon Lake.

Ah, Loon Lake.

Nice.

That's funny, I'm headed there myself.

Yeah?

Yeah.

My folks have a place up there.

Cool, cool.

Lotus Cove.

Lotus Cove?

I'm not allowed to go up there.

Yet.

Are you one of those...

What, birders?

Yeah.

Yeah, I've been called that.

I hear the loons are pretty epic.

I'm looking forward to it.

Excuse me, can I help you?

Oh, hey.

Sorry, no harm.

I was just asking your son
about the lay of the land here.

I'm coming in from outta state.

Okay, well, so how can I help you?

You seem like you're from here, right?

I'm mostly off the grid.

Where are you coming from?

Green River in Vermont.

I've been camping for the past week.

It's almost as beautiful
as the Lake Country here.

Aren't they looking for
some hiker that went missing?

I saw it on Channel 11
this morning.

Oh, no.

No cell phone.

It's not me.

You guys coming a long ways or?

Yeah, I drove up.

Hi.

Oh, hey. How you doing?

Kristian.

- David.
- David, nice to meet you.

Yeah.

I'm sorry to get
bother you guys,

I was just making
some small talk.

We're not used to pleasant
conversation with strangers.

It's almost alien
where we're from.

Oh, where's that?

Boston?

Yeah.

We got a lake house here
a couple years back.

It's good to get away.

Cool.

You fish?

I do, I do.

I'm a bit of a bird enthusiast.

You know, I'm excited
about the loons tonight.

Catch some fish, hit the fire,

stare at the sky and listen.

Well, howdy.

Everyone around these parts...

either wants to talk about
business back in the city

or say some horrible
shit about women.

It's a mixed bag.

Well, look, if you're
in our neck,

feel free to stop by for a beer.

We could drop a line.

Yeah.

It's just me and the mosquitoes.

She's not the fishing type, so.

"She"?

Sue.

My wife Sue does not like to fish.

Hell no.

I'm gonna be catching up
on my New Yorker

magazine this weekend.

You guys can have the boat
and water all to yourselves.

Go play.

Well, thanks for the invite.

You got it.

Our house is in Siren Cove,

right by Snake-hair Mountain.

Awesome, all right.

Take care, bud.

What?

Nothing.

You're so friendly, honey.

Miss Thing!

I told you, shady as fuck.

Ugh.

She done mopped those
little Gucci glasses

The second I was on the stage,

she done took her
greasy little paws,

and just snatched them right up.

What?

Bitch, are you hard of hearing?

I told you.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I would never do that.

Girl, don't do that.

Don't...

Don't, do not.

Oh, anyways.

No, honey, I am Pristine
motherfuckin' Christine.

I am i-con-nique.

Listen. Don't do that, girl.

No, I just got to the lake,
and I'm about to get naked.

Buh-bye.

Oh.

You know you can get
undressed at the trailhead.

This sign's just for show.

Yeah, thanks.

I'm not trying to
rock any boats.

You know, first time here.

Just building my courage
to face everyone, you know?

Mm.

Well, welcome, honey.

Hi.

Yeah. Humble and courageous.

What's your name?

Kristian.

Ah.

Miss Thing you saw earlier,

that was my expensive
girlfriend, Pristine.

But, I'm Henley.

Nice to meet you.

Ah. Where you from?

Where am I from?

All over.

Just coming in from Vermont.

Cool.

Been camping up and down
the east coast all summer.

You're just now
getting Lotus Cove?

Yeah, I know.

Honestly, I've been
meaning to for a while.

You're gonna love it here.

You're gonna be loved here.

'Cause you?

You something'.

Thanks, handsome.

I would've changed in my cabin,

but the gig was running
a little too long today,

and I really didn't wanna
miss the crowd.

Never thought of myself as
bachelor cabin material but...

It works.

Hm.

You're gonna need a hustle
if you wanna find a tent spot.

Tends to be really busy
this time of year.

Wanna walk to camp?

Ugh, I can never resist a chance
to embellish my legend.

You may accompany me.

Cool.

Well, grab my bag.

Okay.

Ooh, baby!

So this looks like a good
spot right here, right?

Mhm.

Well, look.

Feel free to visit my bachelor
tent once I get set up.

Don't mind if I do.

I'm gonna go see what's
on the buffet today.

Sounds good.

Boop!

Ooh!

Hi, honey.

Welcome to Lotus Cove.

Oh, uh...

Howdy, ranger.

Delilah.

Kristian.

Lucky for you, real estate
by the water's edge

is hard to come by.

Well, I'm a 100% a lucky type.

I'm not gonna complain about it.

Oh, hello.

Watch out around these parts,

'cause bears around
here do not play.

Make sure you use
the box for food...

Bears?

There's bears here in the area?

You're precious.

Wait, are you precious?

Sweetie, I got it.

I had a question.

I mean, I've been at this a bit,

so I just wanna know if I should
be putting my toothpaste

in the bear box, yeah?

Toothpaste?

Yeah.

I cross my Ts.

Yeah, I have a few tagged
within 50 miles of the camp,

but they usually don't
come around these parts

unless we dump a bunch of
animal carcasses

and garbage out to rot.

Who's dock and canoe?

Oh, they belong to the camp.

Feel free to enjoy.

Oh, and the camp?

You don't have Google?

Yeah, no cell phone.

The Polk family set up
the land as a trust

to their late son.

He was an original
radical fairy type.

Died in the AIDS Holocaust.

That's generous.

Good people, good parents.

I gotta tell you, you're...

Not any kind of
ranger I'm used to.

And you're not just
any kind of bird, honey.

Look at you, you got them all cluckin'.

Am I blushing?

You wear it.

And I wear this so that
the powers that be

don't try to fit it
around some square.

These curves live.

They live, girl.

All right, well...

I'm gonna go for a wash in the lake.

I smell terrible.

I don't wanna scare away
any of the birds,

if you know what I mean, so.

Yeah, well, they do
whatever they like.

I'm sure you will too.

Thanks for stopping by
with such a warm welcome.

My pleasure.

Yeah. See ya.

Hey.

I thought we'd have to hunt you.

I'm Matthew, and this is James.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Grab a cup.

Oh, yeah, I'll take water
if you have, if you don't mind.

I got my own cup.

Oh, well, no judgment of course.

Judgment of what?

Never mind.

So, you a masseuse?

Masseur, kind of.

I do holistic body work.

Thank you.

Rub the joy in and out of you.

Yeah, Daddy knows how
to touch his boy.

Well, you're his only boy.

We share.

Good to know.

So, what brings you
to our little nest?

I was about to head out
for some supplies

before tucking in for
loons tonight.

Oh.

A birder.

Wandering the woods alone.

Only ever running into other men
wandering the woods alone.

Ah, pretty much.

Well, let me give you the skinny

on all the lonely
souls around here.

Those are the Kyles.

They are a great time.

They're gorgeous and
generous lovers.

One is a publicist for a
high-end film distributor,

one is a publicist for
a high-end restaurant,

and one is a publicist for Tiffany's.

And they're completely interchangeable

in every way,

which makes for a satisfying,
but a exhausting experience.

All right, smarty pants.

How about that cutie right there?

Oh, I think he said
his name was Corban.

It's the first time
I've seen him out here.

Look at him, he's some
kind of wellness coach.

Yeah, hot vortex bottom.

What?

It's all about him and his hole,

or there's gonna be a price to pay.

What about her?

Oh...

Everyone gets a go at Henley.

She is delightful, but flighty.

She's a local,
she comes in for the day,

and then heads out to
her cabin by Nebi Pond.

Oh, Sam and Patrick.

Not sure what you're into,
but they'd be into you.

They're a ton of fun.

Now, Patrick is a anthropologist.

He studies Mayan civilizations in Belize.

His dig site got shut down
because of the pandemic,

so here he is.

Mm.

Sampling the primordial
soup of New Hampshire.

And Sam is a psychologist.

They study dangerous
neurodivergence or something.

Put em' around my neck.

I like this spot.

We need something to fuck on.

Oh, are you open?

You're in here, aren't you?

I'm sorry, am I interrupting you?

No.

Hmm.

What exactly are you here for?

Well, I'm an admirer
of beautiful things,

and I love craft.

You love it?

Mhm.

You make anything?

Oh, no. I'm not... I'm not a maker.

Mm.

Is some of this your work?

No, I'm not a maker either.

I sell.

Awasos can be bought.

She was my great-great grandfather's

when he was killing Englishmen,
who looked like you.

For the French King.

When this was a different country,
a different people.

Yeah, that... uh...

That might be too much
for me at the Cove.

You know, I'm traveling a long ways, so.

Well, how about this
beautiful rainbow quilt?

Also a good disguise for you, at the Cove.

Can I?

Mm.

A disguise?

Cover.

Ah, you did it to me.

I'll take both.

All right, just do me a favor.

Hold these for me for a minute?

I gotta run to the market quickly.

I'll wrap 'em up.

All right. Thank you.

Take your time.

Oh. What up, Dee?

Oh, hey.

Nice seeing you here.

Yeah, how you doing?

I'm doing great.

Did you go see Shelley?
She's got great stuff.

Interesting store.

She's a bit eccentric.

Honey, she is one of a kind.

She's got those eyes
that look through you

like you're paper thin, you know?

I think she kind of liked me.

Of course she did.

Well, I hope to see you tonight.

Campfire's gonna be a lot of fun.

Labor Day is on Monday,
so last summer licks.

All right.

- Okay?
- Later, gator.

After a while, crocodile.

Bye, drive safe.

Thanks for cooking, Kristian.

You really know how to work a pit.

Mhm.

Just a little bit of Texas

goes a long way on an open fire.

Mm.

I didn't know you could
cook like this.

You two know each other?

We just met.

Oh.

Where's Kyle 3?

You mean Goldilocks?

She probably found herself
some business out in the trees.

Mhm.

Well, I think Delilah's on her
way back with some goodies.

Kyle convinced me to try
shrooms for the first time.

Have you ever tripped, Kristian?

Can't say that I have.

You're not serious.

Serious about what?

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey.

Oh, so this is the one
I was telling you about.

So, not only is he
drop dead gorgeous,

but he's also a virgin.

A virgin?

Really? All right, hold on, hold on.

I've just never done
mushrooms before, all right?

Have you had a chance to
listen to the loons out here yet?

No, but I'm looking forward to it.

Oh my god, they scream bloody murder.

But sometimes they sound
like forever lovers

singing to each other.

They don't mate for life,
they keep it open.

That's true.

And when you're not
watching birds?

Um...

I love to fuck.

Oh, is that so?

Oh, well, we all like a good fuck.

Where'd you study the craft?

All over, I guess.

I was born and raised in Dallas.

My parents made some money
during the oil boom and just...

Retreated from the world.

Their passing left me with
very little to worry about.

Wow, must be nice.

Handsome, rich, unencumbered.

But not where it counts.

Well, it is nice.

And you, Corban?

Oh, I'm just a regular
Masshole from Lowell.

Just trying to get my fuck
on as much as possible,

until this whole world goes up in flames.

Well, can't do anything
about the world

going up in flames.

Hey, girl, hey.

But I do have some therapeutics.

Yes!

To help out with this
little therapy session

you guys are having out here?

Yes!

Okay, so, these are
one gram each.

Thank you.

It's a pretty reasonable
perceptual dose,

and we are all pretty
experienced here, right?

Except for Corban and Kristian,

but we'll keep an eye on them.

Well, they shouldn't feel
any pressure to partake.

Therapeutics are not mandatory.

Wait, I'm just curious.

Is everyone here
tripping on mushroom?

No, baby. We do whatever we want.

Just do what makes you
feel comfortable.

Oh, hey!

Hope you saved some for us.

- Of course.
- We did.

Yes! Fuck yeah.

I've been saving up dopamine
all week for tonight.

I deserve this.

Hey!

Wait.

Will I still be horny on these?

I mean, who knows?

You might, like,
focus on the trees

and how connected everything is,

or you might wanna fuck in
the embrace of a moss god.

Will this change me?

Oh, it helps if you know

what needs to be changed, if anything.

But also, remember...

You could experience some
very uncomfortable truths.

Jesus Christ.

Don't think I've ever
felt a comfortable truth.

All right, bottoms up, bitches.

There's no turning back now.

Cheers!

Queers.

♪ I need ♪

The trees are connecting.

They're vibrating together.

They're talking.

How do you know they're talking?

I can see the vibrations...

But, we're on mushrooms, man.

Well, I can feel it.

- Feel it where?
- Here.

Yes.

Mhm.

And here.

I know.

I believe you, I believe you.

My hands are freezing.

Why'd you guys turn
the music off?

It's so quiet now.

Listen.

Hey.

To what?

Nothing.

To nothing.

Mhm.

So...

So.

Just bird watching?

I mean, I love them too,

but I go home from my
communes with nature.

Well, you know, I like to travel and...

Find queer folk in the wild.

Like me.

Who am I?

Let's see, who are you.

Can I take a stab at it?

You're an educated trans man,

studying anthropological endeavors in Belize

in a long term partnership with Sam,

and you also enjoy the
company of other queer people.

- Yeah.
- Bingo, right?

You got the skinny, yeah?

What about you?

I don't know if queer quite gets it.

Um...

I'm whatever I need to be.

What does that mean?

Need for what?

For people to trust me.

Wow.

It seems like a lot of work.

Yeah, it's a lot.

Why don't people trust you?

I'm never in the same place
very long, you know?

I might not ever see anyone
here again after this weekend.

You'll never come back?

I might not.

You know, you might not.

Tomorrow's not a sure thing.

You're here with me now.

Yes.

With us.

You can feel it.

Can I kiss you?

Yeah.

Hey.

You are beautiful.

If I were you, I would just
enjoy the journey tonight,

and try not to fall too deeply
into anyone's whirlpool.

Yeah? These are deep waters.

And the penis envies are kicking.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go for a walk.

Okay.

Is that all right?

Yeah. Take your blanket with you.

Okay.

Stay warm tonight.

Mhm.

You know, we'll be here
if you need company.

Thanks, Patrick.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Bye.

Okay.

Are you feeling all right, Kristian?

I am.

Oh, good.

I am.

You know, guys, it's crazy.

I felt everything.

I felt everything so much.

I didn't know what to expect.

Well, if you'd like to talk about it,

please let me know.

It's sort of what I do.

I think I loved it.

- Good.
- I really did.

Good.

Well...

I think I'm gonna hit the sack

so I can get out on the
lake early tomorrow.

Try and swim the whole thing
and get up Snake-hair.

Oh, how ambitious of you.

So we'll see you in the morning, okay?

Have a good night, guys.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

I'm gonna get some of that.

Oh, hey honey.

I was hoping I could take
you up on that invitation.

I was about to leave,
but glad you came.

Your tent smells so good.

You drive at this hour?

Baby, that's just
my parking spot.

Oh.

My cabin's a short ways away
from the Maple Sugar Shack.

For a second I thought
you weren't gonna make it,

but here you are.

Here I am.

Corban has had a
couple nice things

to say about you.

Oh, did he?

Yeah, he said you were rough.

- Rough?
- Like really rough.

- Mm.
- Like, the business.

Said you'd lay it down,
fuck me, and choke me out.

And...

I kinda want it.

Mm, I need it.

You need it, huh?

Mhm.

Does Corban know you were
planning on coming here?

No, is that a problem?

Well, you're in my tent.

You tell anyone you
were coming here?

- Ah.
- Did you?

No one fuckin' knows.

Just me and you.

I'm gonna fuckin' destroy you.

Do you want me to destroy you?

Hm?

You make a sound, and
I'll break your fuckin' neck.

Nod your head.

Is this what you want?

- Mhm.
- Hm?

- Mhm.
- Are you sure?

- Mhm.
- Yeah?

How's my pretty little bird?

You get a workout with
those boys last night?

Not the most accurate tops.

I didn't catch you
after the fire.

You got what you want?

Want some coffee?

In a bit.

Beautiful place.

Yeah.

Yeah, I agree.

Interesting community.

Not what I would expect
in New Hampshire.

Expectations are generally
not good for your health, yeah?

You see, I try to avoid them.

Not trying to poke the bear.

Well, I need to take a wash in the lake,

but, I'll be back for a coffee
if you're still offering.

I think you should help yourself.

I'm gonna go practice some
movement after breakfast,

but, I'll leave the coffee gear out.

Beautiful morning.

You and Patrick
fit perfectly here.

Aw, thank you.

Its kind of our bottom line
for each other.

Mm.

The coffee is quite good.

Mm.

It needs to be.

Basically my bottom line
for fucking with any day.

Oh, well, your bottom
line is quite compelling.

How you feeling?

Unentangled.

Oh, I hear that.

Yet here I am and here you are,

carefree, watching the birds.

Yeah, they're pretty rad.

Thunder lizards became loons.

Wonder how it's gonna
go for humans.

And you hear them now?

Yeah.

Actually, I like your mantis here.

Thanks.

Too bad though, really lonely.

I mean, fucking and then
eating your partner's head.

They only ever really
do that in captivity.

Is that so? I thought
that was their thing.

That's my thing.

Oh...

Dangerous.

One of the campers

thought they saw bear in camp.

Hey.

Hi.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Like a bear bear?

After you...

Okay, that's great.

Yeah, one of the Kyles was taking a piss,

and thought he saw
a big furry shape

heading off into the woods.

Oh, well, that means
the bear box is working,

so Delilah will be delighted.

- Yes.
- Okay.

Hungover.

Now she has to go track a hallucination.

Wait.

I mean, it's funny, but
you don't think it's...

You don't think it's real, right?

Right?

- No.
- Okay.

You got me...

Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Then what? If it's not real?

I think it was a "them".

Oh...

No, and I literally think that Kyle

number one, two, and three

are literally just
waiting for the baron.

What's the baron?

Oh, well, they're sexual Munchausens,

and they see their reality

to conform to their sexual appetites.

Well, don't we all?

- Um...
- Do we?

I do.

Okay, depends on your appetites.

That's impressive, you're hard.

Healthy appetite.

Are you feeling it right now, babe?

I'm just not at the moment,
but I could go for a hike.

Mm, I'm just saying' hi.

Oh, god.

So lame, boo!

Oh, come on!

There are plenty of
pretty boys for you

to wrap your hands
around out here.

Maybe later.

Oh.

Got a big swim ahead of me.

Oh, cool.

Well, hit us up in a bit.

Hey, what are you two into?

Um, lots.

Mostly connection.

Hm.

You know, I bottom too.

Oh, well, my dick is as big
as you want it to be.

Oof.

That's a pitch.

That is actually a blessing.

All right, you two love birds,
get outta here.

I'll see you later.

Okay, bye.

See you later.

There's no spoor here.

What?

No tracks or any
markers from a bear.

The box is full of food.

So, no bear.

There's no way a bear
wouldn't try to get in this box.

Okay.

So, what was it?

Probably some weirdo running
around looking real big,

and a couple of
really high campers.

Wanna walk back to camp with me?

Yeah, sure.

Weren't you gonna get something?

Oh, you're right.

Thanks for reminding me.

I'll tell you what,
coffee's movin' today.

If last night was any indication.

Don't worry, honey.

You're safe.

Sometimes a bear is a bear,
and sometimes it's just a bear.

And a bear is a bear, right?

A bear is a bear.

Sounds like you're
pretty confident.

I am.

Say, have you seen Henley?

What's that?

Yeah.

Um, Henley...

You know, that cute local.

He's been googly eyed
over you since you got here.

He was supposed to
purchase herbal supplements

from me this morning.

Yeah, hold up.

Henley, yeah, look.

You see, I'm terrible with names,

but yeah, I remember him, great kisser.

Great kisser?

Oh, so you did connect.

Let's just say he left
pretty early last night.

Okay, well, let me know
if you see him,

because I got shit to do.

All right, well,
I think I'm gonna try

to swim the lake and back.

Ooh, fun.

Watch out for motors
and snappers.

Yeah, I swim with a buoy,

but what the hell can you
do about the snappers?

Pray, if you believe
in that sort of thing.

Did you know that the old ones

can get as large
as a bear's torso?

Yeah, 'cause that's it.

Maybe it was a turtle that
came through camp last night.

Not a bear, it's a turtle.

A turtle?

Oh, you're funny like that?

Mhm.

At least you're pretty.

I mean, he said he'd
be around the corner

at the diving rock,
if he could make it.

I hope he can make it.

Corban said he's a monster.

He better be.

We are a lot to handle
even without Ky-Ky.

Hey, boys.

Hey, handsome.

Can I come aboard?

Front, middle, or steer?

I'll take the back.

Kyle 3 not into it?

Oh, I was hoping to bag
all three of you together.

Happens to the best.

We come here all the time.

He'll be back.

I have a feeling you will be too.

What gives you that feeling?

Well, it could be the fact

you're getting laid
left and right.

Corban said you were the roughest,
hottest fuck he ever met.

Ugh, yeah.

Hoping to meet that
daddy out on the island.

Like, you can do whatever
you fucking want to us.

I wanna choke you out

while you're cumming
with me inside you.

I want to see your lights go out.

Both of you.

Daddy.

Anything you want, Daddy.

Now fuckin' row.

You want to be good boys?

Yes.

Yes, Daddy.

Then row.

I'm gonna take a piss
and stretch.

Set up camp, and you can snuggle
with daddy when I get back.

Daddy's gonna give you a big reward.

Back in a sec.

I want you inside me
while I fucking murder him.

Give me the lube.

That's fucking hot.

Fuck me.

I'm not an experienced top,

I might fucking come too fast.

Don't fucking cum.

This is fucking hot.

Don't fucking cum.

I'm cumming.

I'm getting close.

Good boy, cum for Daddy.

You got me rock hard.

- I'm cumming.
- Wait.

Cum for me.

I'm gonna fucking cum, Daddy.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna cum, Daddy.

I'm gonna fucking cum.

I want you to cum with
me shooting inside you.

No...

Why is this fun?

Because you don't have to
worry about the world out there,

or anything at all, Ben.

You just get to relax.

But that isn't fun.

Can we go hiking or something?

You remember my hip surgery last year?

This is what I come out here for.

I'm loving not having
wifi or cell service.

Clients can't reach me,
there's nothing to worry about.

I don't have anything
to worry about.

You and mom are rich.

Don't be gross.

I'm just saying, I am
statistically less likely

to have things to worry
about than the povs.

Who taught you how to
speak like that, Ben?

What the fuck?

I'm joking!

It's a joke. I'm kidding.

Howdy, neighbor.

Any bites this morning?

Wow, it's the bird guy.

Yeah.

Kristian, right?

Good memory.
David and Ben, yeah?

Hey, feel free to help yourself

to a nice, cold brew-ski.

I'd love to join for a minute,

but I'm not much of a drinker, really.

Okay.

Yeah.

It's a little early in my day.

I was planning on heading
out to Bald Island,

catching the sun before it sets,

and heading up Snake-hair
after this too, so.

Wow, that is a crazy workout.

Well, look, feel free to
take a breather.

You like lemonade?

I do, yeah. It's great.

Ben, can you go grab
Kristian a lemonade, please?

Sure.

Super. Thanks, man.

He's a good kid.

He is relieved.

Kids these days...

Do not appreciate things
the way we used to.

Isn't it the same for you?

How it was for me.

Yeah.

My dad wanted me to
be a great doctor.

I became a psychologist,
a good one.

Yeah, we used to come up fishing
here with him all the time.

I would've rather been
reading comic books

and shooting shit with my bow.

Worked out for me.

'Til some client from
the big city shows up

and ruins your whole life.

Shut the fuck up.
We never talk about Bob.

Someone's got to.

What about your dad?

Oh, my dad.

You wanna hear this, huh?

All right, well...

He was in oil.

Tried to teach me how
to take over the world,

wasn't really my bag.

You see, I'm into more
meaningful connections

that last forever.

Hey, there was a bear
in our camp last night.

A bear?

Really?

Uh huh.

Oh, I didn't think they really
came up at camps anymore.

Too many people. Yeah.

Yeah, well, someone saw it.

I thought the same
until last night,

but just keep those eyes open.

Oh. Thanks, buddy.

Hey, Ben, do me a favor.

I suck at this, take it.

Okay.

I know, I ruined your day.

If you're up for some
morning fishing,

I'd love the company.

I'm going out on the boat
at 5:00 AM tomorrow.

Yeah, count me in.
I'll be there.

Great.

Maybe you can
teach me how to fish.

We want a quick selfie,

not like a quick 50 selfies.

I hope he doesn't stay.

He won't.

I mean, he's not just gonna
sit there all day, is he?

Who the fuck does he think he is

just sitting there
with his shirt off?

Ignore him.

He looks like one of those
yoga fairies from Lotus Cove.

I can't stand all these faggots
coming through here.

This used to be God's country.

Now our kids can't even go

to the western shores
of the lake.

Someone should do something about them.

I'm on it, hun.

He's some of yogi.

He looks like he's sleeping, hun.

Don't bother the man.

He's not sleeping, he's meditating.

You're unattractive.

Oh my god.

Fred, do something!

It's not because she
calls me a faggot.

I'm not crazy.

You're just real shitty.

You should look into yoga, babe.

Look at his body.

All that stretching is not
good for the joints, hun.

Plus, I got my Peloton.

Shut the fuck up, Fred.

Ah, geez.

I'm sorry guys, I interrupted
your day here on the summit.

You know, see, it's my
first time here, so it's-

Oh, no, no.

We're actually sorry
for interrupting you.

It's not like we bought the mountain.

Fred and Kitty Astor.

Kristian Brooks.

It's my last night.

You see, I came in for the loons.

I'm headed over to fish with
my friend David early tomorrow,

then either up to...

I don't know, maybe
Maine or Vermont.

David?

Mhm. He's a psychologist from Boston.

Oh, the Sachs.

Yes, they got a little
spot a few years ago.

How lovely.

Sweet family.

Second best psychologist on the lake.

You're keeping good company.

We kind of thought you
were part of that crew

that camps out at Lotus Cove.

Oh, no. I'm not in any crew.

And I'm not trying to
look like I am, trust me.

Lots of psychologists
around these parts, yeah?

Well, it's the best
place to get away

from the noise and the hippies.

Sorry about being
a little rude or whatever.

It's been a stressful time for me.

No, no, honey, honey.

Don't worry about it, you know?

It's okay.

You just try to love yourself. All right?

Look, people are the worst.

Huh? Am I right guys?

I mean you can't live with them...

Ah!

So you're a funny devil.

I don't know.

Demon?

What?

Honey, he's kidding.

Maybe we'll see you again
if you come back.

Yeah.

Maybe you could teach me
some yoga lessons.

Sure.

Kitty, right?

You know, I'd love to
teach you a lesson or two.

Have a good day, guys.

Bye.

What the fuck was
that all about?

Nice, nice.

You know, it's rare that
I found public campsites

without wood that's
been brought in.

It's kind of weird.

Oh, well this is pretty
much conservation land.

It's basically a tree farm.

Delilah designates which
trees are for cutting down.

Oh, yeah.

It prevents invasive species

from making their way
into the forest.

Seems inefficient though.

Speaking of invasive species, who is that?

Ooh, he looks like straight out of
that Drummer Magazine.

What's Drummer?

It's a leather mag from the 80s.

James has every single
issue at home.

- Of course he does.
- Right.

Never heard of it.

Well, I hope you don't
mind a little competition.

Competition?

Oh, such a saint.

He's definitely gonna
pull focus though.

Not interested in focus.

You see, it distracts the hunt.

Oh. Maybe he's hunting you.

One can only hope.

Truth.

What? It's my first time here.

Okay, well, thank you
for the help,

and he'll be here
when we're done.

I need to go freshen up.

You know...

Fuck.

Get these pants off.

Let me know if you
need some help.

You got it.

Okay.

I'm still going, by the way.

It's fine.

Need a hand?

You're fuckin' hot.

That's funny.

They're all saying
the same about you.

I've won Mr. Leather Woodchuck
four years in a row.

Mm.

Fucking hot guys is what I do.

Well, they called me "daddy"
until you showed up.

Mr. Leather Woodchuck.

That's impressive.

I am Daddy.

See you around, sexy.

See you around.

Woof.

Oh, hey.

Look who showed up.

Looks like Daddy's definitely into twunks.

But Daddy's into anyone
who calls him Daddy.

You know that.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

So...

- All the wood has been chopped.
- Okay.

James is playing backgammon with Patrick.

All right.

Camp is sparse.

Everybody's off doing something.

I got a crazy idea.

Oh, what?

Wanna find a nook
and get frisky?

Yeah, Daddy! Come on.

I'm gonna suck your dick.

That's all?

Mhm.

Whatever you need.

That was maybe more impressive.

Well, thank you.

Come on, this way.

Oh, you're a pro now?

- Yeah.
- You know where you're going?

You know where we're going?

- No.
- No?

I just kinda, you know,
want you to myself.

Come on.

Ever been to Henley's cabin?

Left a furry blanket out
there to roll around on.

Well, I just think I'm
gonna be on my knees.

Sounds like a plan. Come on.

Hope you know these people.

Yes!

Yes! Yeah!

Yeah.

Good fuckin' boy.

I'm gonna paint your guts.

Oh, you're cumming.

Oh, fuck.

Holy fuck, boys.

Thanks for the soundtrack.

That was hot.

You've never been choked
like that before?

Well...

Nice work, boys.

Well, we did it.

You came?

Yeah.

Well, next time...

I want you to cum while
I'm sitting on you.

Oh yeah?

And while you're sitting on me?

We should head back to camp.

Get a swim in while
the sun's high?

Poor baby.

Ha!

Wow.

I know.

Ah.

I'm gonna have to work a little
bit harder to get that one.

He'll be back.

Why, is your pussy that good?

Ask Kristian.

Oh, right.

Yeah, I'll be back for that one.

Always are.

What? They always are what?

I mean, look at him.

And look at him.

It's like two super-massive black holes.

For sure.

But you say that like
this has happened before.

It just seems it's bound to happen.

There's a lot of
water between us.

It must be hard being the
center of such nonsense.

It's actually really hot.

Yeah, it's really fuckin' hot.

I don't mind it.

You see, it's the same with everyone.

You all have rules of engagement.

Oh, and you don't?

Beautiful, special, bless.

I can't complain.

I go with the flow, and
take what comes my way.

Ooh, as long as
it's freely given.

Oh, trust me.

It is.

Hey, where are all the boys?

They never miss
a last night's fire.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Ready? Wanna go?

Yeah, let's go.

I'll see you all later.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Bye!

Hey, Mr. Masseur.

My lower left hip tightened up

when I was hiking up Snake-hair.

Won't you come
take a look at it?

I sensed you were
a little tense earlier.

What are you doing after this?

He means after the weekend.

We have a big
brownstone in Manhattan,

and there's guest rooms for guests

that resemble you in every way.

You can come and go
as you please.

I have a studio there,

and I'd love to have you
as a subject.

Ugh, until we all tire of each other.

No, we'll just see how it goes.

Mm.

You're inviting him to
come and stay over?

We're queer and we're grown.

We can do whatever we want.

Didn't you say you were
going to Vermont?

To some river?

I did.

It's been a while since I
hung in any one place for a bit.

I'm not sure I could
step foot in a city

for more than a day or two.

We have parks and
trees in New York.

Do you want to take
a walk in the woods?

Didn't realize you had
an appointment.

Neither did I.

I guess I'll see you guys later?

Bye.

Just a little domesticity
never hurt nobody.

That was unwise.

They're all idiots.

You told me yourself,
people only see what they wanna see.

They think I'm a lusty slut.

Because, you are.

An utterly amoral one, huh?

Yeah.

I want what's mine.

You have nothing, Corban.

I've killed you five times now?

And you keep coming
back wanting more.

But that makes me very lucky,
I would say.

It's very convenient.

Yeah?

You're never gonna
find anyone like me.

Oh, is that true?

I help you get what you want.

I give you what you want.

What I want?

You see, I wanted you to
act like you didn't know me,

and you decided not to do that.

They don't fucking know.

[popper heartbeat grows

You're what gets creatures like me caught.

But we're special.

Special gets noticed.

Everyone notices you, everywhere.

I'm still here.

I know everything.

Do you?

Mhm.

You're not fucking me.

I'm not cumming.

I don't know why any of
that could ever matter.

I matter.

Hey!

Oh, hey, Dee.

What's going on?

Nothin' much.

Is this your spot?

You could say that.

Yeah, I was waiting for Corban.

He had to go back to
tent to his tent.

to get some tape cleaner.

Tape cleaner?

Yeah.

Oh. I know what that's for.

Did you get that bear
at the shop?

I did.

You know, she said it suits me, so.

Wait.

Are you the one running
around looking like a bear?

Shh.

Of course I am.

Quiet.

You better be kidding.

No, I am. I'm fuckin' with you.

No, no, this is for fucking.

I was just messing with you.

Hey, did you find Henley?

Actually, no.

I went by his place,
I didn't see his car.

But he's usually here or there.

Yeah.

Haven't seen him.

What the fuck is that?

Shit.

Probably a chipmunk.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

That sounded big.

Could be a mink.

What's a mink?

They're like
otter-ish creatures.

They're everywhere around here.

Um...

Was Henley saying anything weird,
or did he act weird?

Not at all.

Honestly, he was in my tent
when I got back,

which was a little weird.

Geez, Henley.

Yeah, that's all right.

No, listen, it's fine though.

I mean, we kinda had sex.

We were feeling our shrooms
and he left right after,

and I went back to sleep.

Okay, okay.

- That was two times.
- Oh, shit.

Yeah.

- That did sound big.
- Yeah.

Fuck!

Oh shit!

Scared the shit out of me.

Ugh! Fuckin' chipmunks.

Oh, well, they're everywhere.

I tell you, when I was a kid,

I used to shoot 'em
with my pellet gun.

Raggedy bitches.

Anyway...

I think I'm gonna
head back to camp.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Another party tonight?

No, I don't think so.

You know, the Kyles
didn't get back,

so I think I'm gonna
go out to Bald Island.

You want company?

No, I'm good.

Hey, guys.

Hi-ya.

Hey.

Where have you been all day?

Feels like everyone
has cleared out.

Swam out to Snake-hair,

did some yoga on the mountain.

Chopped a little wood,
got some sun.

Waiting in the woods
for Corban to show up.

He got pulled into that
functionally mobile orgy,

rolling around in that Gareth,
you know?

Yeah, hard not to
get pulled into it.

Okay. You know what?

He is an attractive man,
but he's fixated on it.

And I actually think
it's kind of gross.

You don't find it the least bit sexy?

In like, the most basic possible way?

It's like his fetish is the binary.

Wearing a cloak of toxic masculinity

and playing into that
does not excite me.

But guys like you do.

Because I'm not macho.

No, because your masculinity

doesn't suffocate every
fucking thing around it.

You walk in your own space.

And so does Kristian.

Oh, hey.

Oh, hey, did Delilah
touch base with you?

She was looking for you earlier.

Yeah, yeah.

No Henley or the Kyles, huh?

- Mm-mm.
- No.

I think she's taking
the canoe out to Bald Island.

By herself?

That'll take like an hour
out and back,

even with the lake so calm.

I know. I offered to go with.

Look at that.

James and Matthew
are packing up.

You know, it's the last fire
of the official season.

God, it's gonna be so sad to see it go.

You know, it's been
a really rough year.

I just...

I just wanna live up here and disappear.

You guys are gonna come back
for the fire tonight, right?

It's an English exit for us this year.

Wait, what?

Seriously?

And I have a client
in the morning.

Well, I don't want to go.

I never want to go.

There you go.

Yeah.

Hey...

You should come and visit.

Stay with us.

Ah, that sounds fun.

But how do I find you?

Take my number.

Ah, no cell.

I know.

- Don't.
- Seriously?

- Don't even start.
- Seriously?

- I know, I know.
- No cell phone?

How do you connect with people?

I don't really.

This is my body work studio.

It's the ground floor of
our brownstone.

Hey, come see us.

Take a little trip to New York
and see what happens.

You guys barely know me though.

No, but you're one of us.

- You're open.
- Go ahead.

Sex positive.

Uh huh, uh huh.

Gorgeous.

You're welcome anytime.

That's really sweet.

You know, I might just
show up on your doorstep

one of these days, so,
watch out.

Anytime.

Tell everybody we said bye.

- I will.
- Okay?

They'll be asking about you, so.

Well, we'll be back.

- All right.
- Later.

I'll see you sooner
rather than later.

Oh, you will.

Trust me on that.

Stay dry.

Yeah.

Taking' a shower out here.

Hey, hey.

You there?

Hey, hey!

Come in.

I thought we might
miss each other.

Looks like we're gonna
pack and go tonight.

Aw.

Don't blink.

Is anyone there?

Chipmunks, fuck.

Hey, Dee!

Fuck!

Kristian, you scared me.

You all right?

I was just about to head back to camp.

No, I am not all right.

Everything is not all right.

What do you mean?

What's up?

I found them on Bald Island.

What happened?

I don't know what I'm gonna do,
I could lose everything.

Jesus.

Look, I don't know what's
been going on, Delilah.

I mean, I can't help
unless you tell me, right?

Help?

Yeah.

What happened?

The Kyles are dead!

And I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

Yeah.

You know, maybe...

I got an idea, maybe
you should call it in.

- You know?
- Call it in?

I think the community
would protect you.

- Protect me?
- Yeah, protect you.

Protect me?
From a fucking killer?

There's still a killer here.

Yeah.

- He killed the Kyles.
- Yeah, yeah.

Delilah, just, it's gonna be okay.

Really? It's gonna be okay?

Yeah. Please, just please.

Well, thanks for saying that.

Yeah, just look at me. Ready?

I'm here for you.

We're gonna breathe together, okay?

Kristian, please.

Put your hands up.

All right, all right.

Yo, take it easy.

Why are you pointing
the gun at me?

Don't get any closer.

All right, all right.

Look, I haven't seen
the Kyles all day.

I've been with other
people the whole time.

Dee, it's me.

Don't fucking move!

Kristian, please keep
your hands up.

Hey, listen to me!

I just want to help you.

Let me ask you a question.

Why would I still be here
if I had anything to do

with the Kyles, huh?

What about Corban? He's weird.

The gun's not loaded, huh?

[distorted flute continues

Smells like bear carrion.

What's up?

Hi.

You're really into that.

Yeah.

Where is everyone?

Oh, god, I have no idea,

but we did see Delilah
like walking through camp

and not talking to anyone.

It feels like the
party's kind of over.

It's been hard to keep
tabs on everybody.

Yeah.

I get it.

It's been really great
meeting everyone.

And I'm not looking forward
to heading out

on the cold, lonesome road.

Oh my god, that's so bleak.

Bleak, really?

You're reading a book about
dangerous neuropathology.

Hold on a second.

Okay.

That's bleak right there.

Hey!

Stay in your chair.

You're being mean to me!

Sorry, sorry.

Just, I like knowing that, you know,

darkness is the exception.

It's comforting, it's affirming.

No, I get it, I get it.

Do you mind if I say goodbye, again?

- Oh, again?
- Pretty please?

Again.

Um...

Okay.

Cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's go.

You know, I've never been
out here for a Labor Day

that is this quiet.

- Oh.
- Strange.

Expectations are such a doozy.

Hey, Pat?

Patrick.

Oh.

Oh!

There he is.

You guys mind if I join you
for a proper goodbye?

Um...

Live free and die.

That's live free "or" die.

What?

You said "Live free and die".

The state motto is "or" die.

Ah.

Well, you've only ever
got two choices, David.

Live free or not, but you die either way.

That's bleak.

That's the truth.

Don't you have anybody?

Nothin' to live for?

No, not really.

Just me, myself, and I.

What, are you gonna
charge me for this session?

Please.

I know you said that
you don't really drink,

No, no, no.

Booze just isn't my thing, man.

I hear you.

It's just such a great
social lubricant.

You need lubricant with me, David.

Huh?

Oh, shit.

What's up?

See those bubbles over there?

Yeah.

That's a big snapping turtle.

Take a man's hand clean off.

You got kids?

Uh...

Kids, kids?

That would be a no.

No, I love other
people's kids though.

Yeah, I hear that.

Yeah.

Takes everything you got
just to get through.

Well, your wife seems like

a really good partner.

Yeah, she's um...

She's the best

One of these days we gotta
take one of these vacations

without the kid.

Yeah, you look like
you could use one.

You're telling me.

Not a private moment.

"Dad, Dad, Dad!"

I don't know how you do it, my god.

Yeah.

These two hands are my regular
date night, that's how.

Hey, you know something?

There's no one around here,
it's just me and you.

Yep, no one but us.

Unzip your pants, David.

What?

You heard me.

You see, I'm gonna
suck your dick.

And you're gonna cum in my mouth.

I'm married.

I have a son.

I'm acquainted.

I've seen the way you
look at me, at my ass.

Jesus Christ, David.

You can have it.

What if they find out?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Look.

Hey, trust yourself.

This is just between you and me.

And the only person
that would tell is you.

Am I right?

Look at me.

Trust yourself.

Hey.

Do you mind if I borrow
your boat for like an hour?

I left some stuff all the way
over at the Cove,

and it's just twice
as fast as driving.

Yeah.

Thanks.

I'm driving my van up the coast.

I got another 30 on this stop.

You got any room?

This piggy's gonna blow your house down.

It's unlocked.

Let yourself in, I'll follow in 5?

I haven't seen one as pretty
as you in a long time.

You're gonna call me Spider-Pig, boy.

Don't be upset.

Don't take it personal.

This is what I do.