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-[phone rings]
-[man 1] Case number 137.
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Sukku Mahto versus Birju Mahto.
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[Bagai] This is Jaitleyji.
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Nagrath Constructions has appointed him
as their lawyer.
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Poor laborers, dying of hunger,
working hard to survive.
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I didn't get a chance to say any of that.
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He went straight
to the issue of compensation.
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He asked me, "How much will it take
to get these poor people off this land?"
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I took a chance and said, "Three lakhs."
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But he said, "No, not three."
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Five!
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Because it's not easy
for someone to move their lives,
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belongings out of their one and only home.
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So instead of three, take five
but settle this quickly.
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He must be coming with the check.
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[VD Tyagi] Bagai.
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Tyagiji.
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When you agree to a settlement
with Jaitley Saab,
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you must have felt a little ashamed. Hmm?
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Ashamed?
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"Slut, fucking idiot, bimbo...
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fucking bitch."
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If this is the language
that Golu has been using,
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then the woman was right
to file a molestation case.
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Lowkey outraged her modesty, right?
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That's a straight one-year jail term.
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Didi, how can you blame my little Golu.
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He's still a small baby.
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{\an8}So he used a little foul language,
how can they send him to jail for that?
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I mean, this Hemlata also uses
a lot of foul language for Golu.
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"You dog, rascal, son of a bitch."
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Arre, these are not swear words,
these are just insults.
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And what's the difference in that?
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[scoffs] The "F" word.
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A real swear word
will always have the "F" word.
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F-U.
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-Mother-F.
-F.
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Arre, "F" has the power
to turn a man's duty into profanity.
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For example,
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{\an8}Shuklaji has a physical relationship
with his wife.
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So, Shukla is a number one wife-F.
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You see, "F" is the villain
in our vocabulary.
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A total scumbag.
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[chuckles]
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Didi, they were right about you,
you can win any argument.
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{\an8}[Golu's guardian] Now I'm sure
you are going to save my Golu.
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{\an8}Of course, I'm gonna save him.
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{\an8}And I'm gonna charge you 3,000.
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Three?
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Forget three, I'll give you four.
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[Golu's guardian] But please get
my poor Golu released today.
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Look. Look at how weak he has become.
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Where?
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He's right there.
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[bemused music playing]
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That's your Golu?
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[Golu's guardian] Yeah.
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[squawks]
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[Sujata] He molested someone?
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[squawks]
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[theme music playing]
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[VD Tyagi] So just because Jaitley
is a high court lawyer
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with his own law firm,
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you're going to give up this case?
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Look, Bagai Saab,
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you and I are litigation lawyers.
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We wear black coats
in this sweltering Delhi heat
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and present our arguments
ourselves every day.
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And these firm guys, they sit comfortably
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in a fancy air-conditioned cabin
in Greater Kailash
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taking calls and consulting with clients.
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Bagai Saab, he should be
taking selfies with us instead.
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Jaitleyji taking a selfie with us?
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I know that a litigator should never
lose a case to a law firm owner, but...
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Jaitleyji is in a league of his own.
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[Bagai] He is a very big player.
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Arre, who cares if
he's the biggest player in the game.
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This Patparganj casino belongs to us.
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All the dealers here work for us.
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Forget dealers,
all the cards belong to us.
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So, when we finally have to show,
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we'll have three aces.
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How many?
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Three.
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[snaps finger]
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-[laughter]
-Have some.
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Vaah! Your home, your family,
your son, and now his office.
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I think I have seen everything I need to.
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Bhaisaab, we will have
a destination wedding
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in the grounds behind our house.
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Papa, that's not a destination wedding,
it's a wedding destination.
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[Vishwas' father laughs]
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So, bhaisaab, let's go ahead
with the engagement.
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-[Varsha's father] Yeah, yeah.
-[Ani] Vishwas!
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Please put numbers
on the desks in the foyer.
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Otherwise, my clients...
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Sorry! Were you
in the middle of something?
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-Uh, no I...
-[Shambhu] Vishwas Sir is getting married!
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[in joyful tone]
Vishwas Sir is getting married!
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Wow! Congratulations, man!
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Thank you!
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Papa, this is Ani.
Ani, uh, this is my dad.
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-[Ani] Hello! Hi!
-[Vishwas] This is Varsha's dad.
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-Hi!
-And this is Varsha.
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Varsha, you're a very lucky girl.
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[Vishwas' father] You know,
he talks about you all the time.
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He was telling me, "You know at the court,
all the boys have a big crush on Ani."
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-[bright music playing]
-[Vishwas' father chuckles]
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[Vishwas] Okay, what were you saying?
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The desks in the foyer.
Could you please number them?
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Okay, I'll do it today.
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[Ani] Great!
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Nice to meet you all. Oh, Congratulations.
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-So, bhaisaab...
-Hmm.
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Shall we get them engaged?
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-Yes, of course. Let's do it.
-One minute!
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[music stops]
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I need time to think about it.
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Mm.
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Courtroom number 134 in 45 minutes.
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-Okay, Didi.
-Don't be late.
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-Okay.
-Wanna have lunch?
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Yeah, sure, Didi.
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You'll get it outside the gate.
Great food.
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Shambhu bhai, two Masala Dosas.
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Didi, tell me what was the second
swear word Golu used against Hemlata?
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-Fucking idiot.
-That's what you are becoming.
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Daleel bhai, mind your language
or I'll give you a tight slap.
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You're the one slapping your own face.
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[Daleel] The band guy
would have easily paid 40,000.
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We could have given the case
to Bagaiji and made 4,000.
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But you took three
to fight the case yourself!
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[Sujata] Don't say "ji"
and give him respect.
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I mean, is he the only lawyer here?
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Aren't we lawyers? Huh?
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Didn't we get our degrees?
Didn't we do our BA LLB?
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Wouldn't it be nice
to fight your own case someday?
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[Sujata] It's been years, yaar.
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Imagine Bainsla Sir saying these words,
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"Nice work, Sujata! Oh-oh!
You're a real legal mama!"
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So, we are fighting this case ourselves?
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-Yeah.
-[giggles]
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But are we in that league?
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Daleel bhai, Munshiji always says...
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Munshi doesn't even have his own chamber.
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He sits next to Tyagiji.
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Hey, Daleel bhai!
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Gandhiji...
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-Munshiji.
-Oh!
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Munshiji says, "If you want
your own chamber,
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then you have to fight your own case.
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-Hmm...
-And where will you find
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an easier case than this?
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-The first hearing, he'll be out on bail.
-[Daleel] No, you're right about it.
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Who ordered this Rajma Chawal?
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They have only made Rajma Chawal today.
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With extra ginger.
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Why?
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Tyagiji's orders.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[burps]
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[Mintu] This is perfect, Tyagi!
Very, very tasty!
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-Jaitley getting screwed today!
-[VD Tyagi chuckles]
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If the Rajma is cooked well,
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that means you've got
your first ace up your sleeve.
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I'm confused now.
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How can the beans become an ace?
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You'll find out very soon Bagai Saab.
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Thank you, Simran.
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You're thanking your little sister?
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If you thank me again,
I won't help you with your scams anymore.
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Give my little sister her gift.
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Curler! That too by Michelle!
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Now my curls
won't get spoiled in the shower.
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-[chuckles]
-[Simran] Okay. See you later!
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Bye!
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[footsteps approaching]
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Tyagiji, here are your other two aces.
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Bagai Saab.
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Oh, my God!
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[Bagai] Tyagiji,
now this is what you call an ace!
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Thanks a lot, Peshkarji! Thanks a lot!
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-Law and Order.
-[both] Yes, sir?
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Get on your sports bike right now,
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and go and find Virendra Madhav
and turn this into an ace.
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-Sir.
-Yes, Sir.
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[Mintu burps]
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Your Honor, Jaitleyji is here.
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-[Judge Sunil] He's here?
-[Simran] Yes.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[playful music playing]
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[clears throat]
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Your Honor, the parties have reached
an agreement in the Honorable High Court.
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In spite of the illegal occupation,
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my client, Nagrath Constructions,
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has shown immense largeness
and offered a very generous compensation.
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Jaitleyji, I am Sunil.
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It's the first time
I'm seeing you in person.
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[Judge Sunil] Please don't mind, huh?
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I mean, the importance
of the matter is quite obvious
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since you have come
personally to seal the deal,
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but don't worry, we are going
to wrap this up today.
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Okay, Bagaiji, let's hear it!
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Hear what, Your Honor?
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Bagaiji, Jaitleyji has the check ready.
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Should we sign the agreement?
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I wasn't paying attention
to him, Your Honor.
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Excuse me?
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-Excuse me.
-Uh-uh, excuse me!
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You weren't paying attention to him?
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[Judge Sunil] Do you know
what a big lawyer Jaitleyji is?
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He calls the High Court just court.
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Sorry, Your Honor.
But you also can't pay attention to him.
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He's not the appointed lawyer
for this case.
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Really, Bagaiji?
What are you talking about?
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He has filed
an invalid letter of authorization.
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This has the name
of the associate council.
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But his name is nowhere.
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Your Honor, he must be mistaken.
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My colleagues cannot commit
such an oversight.
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Peshkarji, check it, please.
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Yes, Sir. Look at this.
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Jaitleyji's name is missing.
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[Bagai] Your Honor...
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these big law firms types think that
since Patparganj Court
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is not a high court,
it doesn't deserve any respect.
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[Bagai] They think they can
just walk in here
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and start presenting their case.
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Your Honor, I will duly fill in
the authorization letter
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after the hearing, but I don't think
it's needed for the signing...
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No, no, no. Jaitleyji, Jaitleyji.
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That would be a mistake.
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If it was any other lawyer,
I might have allowed it.
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But it's you,
and you move in the same circles
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as high court judges.
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It would give the wrong impression.
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[Judge Sunil] Why don't you sign
the authorization letter
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and come back by 12:00?
I'm not going anywhere. Okay?
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Look, why don't we talk
about this in private?
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It doesn't look good to argue
like this in front of our fathers.
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Really? We can't argue
in front of our fathers?
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-But you can hug a girl?
-[Vishwas scoffs]
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He wants to marry me,
but has a crush on Aniji.
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Bhaisaab, what's the meaning of "crush"?
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Uh, crush means, uh...
[mutters]
246
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...to grind. To grind.
247
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,480
Oh! To grind?
248
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,560
[playful music playing]
249
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,360
Arre, Varsha, so you have a crush
on Ranbir Kapoor.
250
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,560
Are you going to run away with him?
251
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,240
No. Because he won't barge into my room
and put his arms around me like that.
252
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,920
Come on. What's wrong with all of you?
253
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,640
Okay, I admit that Ani is very beautiful.
254
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,520
But I know she's way out of my league.
255
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,640
Uncle, we are certified
middle-class people.
256
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,080
Even our glasses aren't made of glass,
they're made of steel.
257
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,840
Nothing will ever happen between us.
258
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,200
-Trust me!
-Okay.
259
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,000
I want to hear
the same words from her mouth.
260
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,320
Let me know.
261
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,880
[whimsical music playing]
262
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,440
Slut! Fucking idiot! Fucking whore!
263
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,840
[spectators laugh]
264
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,840
[Golu chirps]
265
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,720
Hey, cover him. Cover him up!
266
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,920
-[indistinct chatter]
-[gavel thumps]
267
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,080
[Golu] Bimbo!
268
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,000
Get him out of here. Take him away.
269
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,240
-[PP] Take him!
-[typist] Your Honor...
270
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,160
did he say fucking idiot
or fucking whore first?
271
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,080
Arre, you don't have to type all that.
272
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,600
Go ahead, PP Saab.
273
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,960
Your Honor, every intelligent Indian woman
274
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,760
knows that when
she steps out of the house,
275
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,480
she's going to have to put up
with a lot of catcalls.
276
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,040
Like "baby doll", "sex bomb", "hottie",
and many others like that.
277
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,280
[keyboard clacking]
278
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,400
But to hear "fucking whore".
279
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,000
[woman giggles]
280
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,800
[PP] Your Honor.
281
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,440
Because of the neighbor's parrot,
282
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,120
it is impossible for Hemlataji
to leave the house.
283
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,920
[PP] And it is not as if, uh...
284
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,840
all this teasing
and harassing is going on behind her back.
285
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,040
No, no, no!
286
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,440
It's out in the open.
287
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,560
Children gather around
then entire families come out
288
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,720
of their houses and stand there.
289
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,240
Everyone's laughing as if
they are watching a matinee show.
290
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,800
Just like they are doing here.
291
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,520
This is how they respect women.
292
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,400
[tuts]
293
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,600
Not so funny now, is it?
294
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,200
[PP] Eh?
295
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,440
Weren't you the one going
ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke a minute ago?
296
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,760
-[Judge Baisla] PP Saab.
-[PP] Yes. Yes, Your Honor?
297
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,360
-Please address the bench.
-[PP] Your Honor,
298
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,360
these are the same women
who sit in the evening shelling peas.
299
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,360
Expressing their disappointment, saying,
300
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,880
"Why didn't our Golu call Hemlataji
a fucking whore today?"
301
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,680
And the person behind all this
is her own nephew.
302
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,760
Where is he? There, that's Praveen.
303
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,120
[whispers] She's your aunt?
304
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,480
-It's a 509 violation.
-Objection!
305
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,240
Your Honor, the parrot swore at her.
So how can 509 apply to him?
306
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,520
Sit down!
307
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,840
This is why I don't like to have arguments
with lawyers from the foyer.
308
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,640
God knows where they get
their degrees from!
309
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,120
[Judge Baisla] PP Saab.
310
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,800
Uh, Your Honor,
Bhuvan Singh versus Union of India,
311
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,200
Rajesh Sharma versus State of Jharkhand.
312
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,280
I can present multiple precedents
where the owner was held liable
313
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,800
for the bad behavior of their pets.
314
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,160
-Show me.
-Please.
315
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,240
"How can 509 apply?"
316
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,920
Does the defense have anything to say?
317
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,200
[PP chuckles]
318
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,080
Your Honor, she only makes deals.
319
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,680
She's a broker.
320
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,200
-[PP] Ha!
-[somber music playing]
321
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,680
She's come in here by mistake today.
322
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,280
And anyway,
I doubt she's prepared anything.
323
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,240
[PP chuckles]
324
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,560
Now she'll ask for an adjournment.
325
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,040
[chirps]
326
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,760
I don't want an adjournment.
327
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,720
But now, this also involves animal law.
328
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,040
So, in order to prepare our defense,
329
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,080
we just need
a little more time, Your Honor.
330
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,400
That's what an adjournment is.
331
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,040
That's what an adjournment is.
332
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,280
-[upbeat music playing]
-Yes, sir.
333
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,480
-Madhav!
-Sir, we actually found his office
334
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,080
more than half an hour ago,
but we're not able to enter it.
335
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,880
[Order] Hey, Madhav! Hold on!
336
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,000
Arre, stop, yaar!
337
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,640
[Law] Sir!
338
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,440
[Order] Madhav!
339
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,440
[Law] Sir, Order is after him!
Sir, Order got him, sir!
340
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,040
-Are you Virendra Madhav?
-What do you want?
341
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,360
Arre, you're a fucking jackass, Madhavji!
342
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,880
If you are going to run a notary office
from a rickshaw against court orders,
343
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,320
then at least park it in one place!
344
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,440
If someone wants to get
their documents verified,
345
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,400
how do they find you?
346
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,160
You're juniors, right?
347
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,560
The day you motherfuckers get fired,
don't you dare come to me.
348
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,440
I'll beat you black and blue.
What do you want?
349
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,840
-Tyagiji wants to talk to you.
-[Madhav laughs]
350
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,840
Oh, Tyagiji! [laughs]
351
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,640
Sir, pranam!
352
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,200
[VD Tyagi] I know they don't look like
it but both of them are my juniors.
353
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,120
Sir!
354
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,320
They'll tell you what to do
but I want it done by twelve o'clock.
355
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,240
Sir!
356
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,680
[Jaitley] Your Honor, as already agreed
upon in the Honorable High Court...
357
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,880
[Bagai] Your Honor!
358
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,800
I would like to ask the court,
359
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,240
is only the High Court
deserving of respect?
360
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,040
Doesn't Patparganj Court
deserve at least a little respect?
361
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,400
Uh... uh...
362
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,000
It deserves a little respect.
363
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,200
Your Honor, I've duly filled
the authorization letter.
364
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,280
Now, let's proceed with the...
365
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,040
[Bagai] If we deserve respect, Your Honor,
366
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,200
then why did Jaitleyji commit fraud?
367
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,280
-Uh...
-Fraud?
368
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,520
You Honor, this is the second ace.
369
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,040
Ah! Affidavit.
370
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,040
This affidavit was notarized
on 14th of February, Your Honor.
371
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,160
{\an8}This bears the signature
of the Chairman of Nagrath Constructions,
372
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,839
Mr. Vedant Nagrath.
373
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,400
But Vedant Nagrath wasn't even
in Delhi on 14th February.
374
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,599
This is nonsense, Sunil!
375
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,200
{\an8}[gasps]
376
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,319
Your Honor.
377
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,040
-Do you have any proof?
-The notary is here Mr. Virendra Madhav.
378
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:31,079
Your Honor, I have photographs
of posts made by Mrs. Nagrath on...
379
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,840
social media date February 14th.
380
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,000
[Bagai] They were holidaying
in the Maldives.
381
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,440
Mr. and Mrs. Nagrath
can be seen sitting by the poolside
382
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:46,560
sipping cocktails from glasses
with, uh, little umbrellas in them.
383
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,360
Who got this notarized?
384
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,600
[indistinct murmuring]
385
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,440
[Bagai] Look at that!
386
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,480
They don't even know who got it notarized.
387
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,480
Your Honor, we know that
notary fraud happens all the time.
388
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,120
But Jaitleyji didn't even think
it necessary to remove the pictures
389
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,680
from social media.
390
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,600
Sir, you can see for yourself.
391
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,000
He doesn't have too much
respect for this court.
392
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,080
Your Honor, this is indeed
a great lapse on our part.
393
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,840
But I assure you this is not
how KSA Legal operates.
394
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,520
What rubbish!
395
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,400
{\an8}-Bagaiji...
-Sir, it's all an act.
396
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,040
Arre, what does he know
about a poor laborer's hunger pangs?
397
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,960
[Bagai] All the blood, sweat, and tears.
398
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,440
His widowed mother
sitting all alone, crying.
399
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,040
{\an8}That's enough, Bagaiji, enough.
You're overselling it now.
400
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,280
Jaitleyji, Bagaiji may be creating a fuss.
401
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,040
But he does have a point, right?
402
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,520
-Your Honor...
-Just as a formality,
403
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,360
write a small letter of apology
and bring it to my chamber.
404
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,240
We can take it up after lunch.
405
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,760
Your pal, Sunil,
will wrap it up today. Hmm.
406
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,320
[upbeat music playing]
407
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,280
[knocking on door]
408
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,480
[Daleel] Arre, Didi.
The band guy is waiting for you.
409
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,240
What do we do about Golu's case?
410
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,760
The same thing...
411
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,040
we do every time.
412
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,560
[Daleel] You want to put Bagai on it?
413
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,400
-[women 1] Arre! Move!
-[women 2] Out of my way!
414
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,920
[Bagai] Thank God!
We have got the old Sujata back again!
415
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,880
[scoffs]
416
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,920
Yeah, Daleel bhai.
417
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,560
Why embarrass ourselves?
418
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,600
I agree, Didi.
419
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,880
This Bagai, this Singh, this PP Saab.
420
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,720
What do they get fighting their own cases?
421
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,560
Bainsla's approval?
I don't care about that!
422
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,200
-Client's reputation?
-[both] I don't care about that!
423
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,480
-Expensive new car?
-[both] I don't care about that!
424
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,840
Our own chamber?
425
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,120
-I don't care about that!
-I don't care...
426
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,240
An air-conditioned chamber?
427
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,560
I care about that chamber.
428
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,480
-So where are you going, Didi?
-[Sujata] Library.
429
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,680
[Daleel] Library? Why?
430
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,360
[Sujata sighs]
431
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,240
You'll find out why in court.
432
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,480
See you there.
433
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,480
What? Have you lost it?
434
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,520
Shuklaji, please explain to him.
435
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,200
It would be so out of line for me
to convince his fiancée about him.
436
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,600
She is totally right.
437
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,440
What will a swan do between two ducks?
438
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,400
Arre, the swan will tell the duck
that she has nothing going on
439
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,320
with the other duck.
440
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,280
He just has a...
[stutters]
441
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360
...crush on her!
442
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,960
There! It's because
of this stupid attitude,
443
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,360
Varsha has her doubts!
444
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,000
He openly jokes about this.
"I have a crush. I have a crush."
445
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,880
So obviously,
she's gonna be concerned, no?
446
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,640
It's not a joke, it's a fact.
447
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,840
All the guys do have a crush on you.
448
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,960
Tell her.
449
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,520
-He's right.
-So we shouldn't get married?
450
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,520
So we shouldn't get married?
451
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,440
And Shuklaji,
452
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,760
you had a crush on Hema Malini, right?
453
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,360
-Major crush!
-[Vishwas] Yes.
454
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,200
And in spite of a crush on Hema Malini,
455
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,480
you had two beautiful daughters
with your wife, huh?
456
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,680
Hema and Malini!
457
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,720
Why is everyone so interested
in my married life today?
458
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,080
All I was trying
to demonstrate was that the swan
459
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,280
and the duck
are two different types of species.
460
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,640
[Vishwas] They can never
be together, right?
461
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,560
I don't believe
in such classist theories, all right?
462
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,880
And I'm not gonna talk to Varsha.
463
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,360
Okay, in that case,
uh, please give me your car keys.
464
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,320
Huh?
465
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,760
Give me your car keys, please.
466
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,840
[clicks tongue]
467
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,520
[loud clank]
468
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,840
[indistinct chatter]
469
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,440
As long as we are standing here,
why not accept this card?
470
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,520
You might need it.
471
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,200
I don't need your card.
472
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,320
Would you please check?
Sunil asked me to come at 3:00!
473
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,560
Uh, Jaitleyji, have you brought
the apology letter?
474
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,640
Judge Saab told me
to file it before he left.
475
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,080
Before he left? Where has he gone?
476
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,960
Home. He wasn't feeling very well.
477
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,200
In two hours?
478
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,360
Yes. Gas.
479
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,800
[Simran] Uh, who would have thought
480
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,840
on the very day you had
such an important case.
481
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,760
The canteen would serve
only rice and Rajma.
482
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,120
That too, with extra ginger.
483
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:19,000
Jaitleyji, so this card, please keep it.
484
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,640
-[loud thud]
-[Jaitley] Bloody asshole!
485
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:29,280
It's not your case, it's not your client,
but you're still creating such a nuisance.
486
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,360
What the hell do you have against me?
487
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,440
[breathing heavily]
488
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,880
One second.
489
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,440
Are you Shobha's boyfriend?
490
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,640
Shobha? Who's Shobha?
491
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,560
Nothing. Leave it.
492
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,400
-Sir, tell me, who's Shobha?
-No one.
493
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,760
Why this animosity?
494
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,440
Animosity? No, sir.
I'm a fan of yours, sir!
495
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,280
I just want three favors
from you, sir, that's all.
496
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,400
[Jaitley] Is this the way to seek a favor?
497
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,360
Couldn't you take an appointment
and meet me in the office?
498
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,800
An appointment from you? [chuckles]
499
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,440
Sir, come on, tell me the truth.
500
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,680
When was the last time you gave
an appointment to a sessions court lawyer?
501
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,600
And be honest.
502
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,400
[sighs] What do you want?
503
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,520
Sir... tell me, where did you
find this coat?
504
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,560
Really?
505
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,520
I didn't find it, it's bespoke.
Amaltas Stitches, Maharani Baug.
506
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,120
-[Jaitley] Entry by invitation.
-Wow!
507
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,600
Second favor.
508
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,720
Sir, could you...
509
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,800
forward this mail to the 375 lawyers
who work for you, sir?
510
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,240
What?
511
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,720
[Jaitley] "Vote for a star, Tyagi in Bar"?
512
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,480
Yes, sir. Sir, I know that the lawyers
in your firm don't take part
513
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,200
in the Bar Association elections,
514
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,720
but if you tell them,
they'll definitely participate
515
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,880
and I'm sure
they'll vote for VD Tyagi, sir.
516
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,680
I don't know. I don't know.
517
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,520
Sir, Nagrath Constructions
has 20 acres of land under dispute,
518
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:58,240
and I'm just asking for 20 kb. 20 kb. 20.
519
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,000
Fine, I'll do it. But listen, Tyagi...
520
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:00,920
[VD Tyagi gasps]
521
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,640
...I want the case wrapped up today.
522
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,480
Not just wrap up,
it will be finito, finale.
523
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,480
Promise.
524
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,160
What is the third favor?
525
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,240
[mischievous music playing]
526
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,040
[Vishwas] Uncle, the car
is fully automatic.
527
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,640
Just put your foot on the accelerator
and go straight to 150.
528
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,880
-One fifty!
-[Vishwas] Yeah.
529
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,840
Look, bhaisaab, there's a fridge in here!
530
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,640
Papa, look at this.
531
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,720
It has a TV too!
532
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,640
Arre, this isn't a car,
it's a five-star hotel room!
533
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,440
Uncle, it's worth 1.5 crores
of features alone at 65 lakhs.
534
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,440
-1.5 crores!
-[Vishwas chuckles]
535
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,600
It's amazing, isn't it?
Take it out for a spin. Go.
536
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,560
Go on, try it. Why? What happened?
537
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,560
Arre, beta,
do you mind if I take a selfie with it?
538
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,800
Why just a selfie, Uncle?
Here are the keys.
539
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,120
-Arre, no, no, no, no.
-Go. Take it for a spin. Arre.
540
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,680
-Arre, uncle. Take it for a spin.
-No, no, no.
541
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,600
Uncle, don't worry,
you don't need a separate license for it.
542
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,120
-No, no.
-Go easy, beta, don't force him like this.
543
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,400
-Okay, Papa, why don't you drive it?
-Uh, no.
544
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,680
-Come on, Papa.
-No, no, no. Absolutely not.
545
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,440
You have this amazing car in front of you.
The latest model, keys are right here,
546
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,560
and you're not going for a spin? Why?
547
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,880
Arre, beta, this car is
totally out of my league.
548
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,880
-I won't dare drive it.
-Right.
549
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,480
The car is out of your league,
so you wouldn't dare drive it.
550
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,120
But I'll dare to have a fling
with the owner, huh?
551
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,280
[pensive music playing]
552
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,560
Trust me, it's nothing.
553
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600
[Varsha's Father] Varsha!
554
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,720
Let's do the engagement.
555
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,160
[Sujata] Your Honor, I'd like to present
556
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,880
printouts of 15 Google links,
3 YouTube videos,
557
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,400
and a testimonial
in front of the Honorable Court today.
558
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,560
What's this?
559
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,240
And what exactly are you trying to prove?
560
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,720
All I want to prove, Your Honor,
is that a parrot doesn't learn to speak,
561
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,360
it learns to mimic someone.
562
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,360
What do you mean
he learns to mimic someone?
563
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,880
Doesn't he swear at Hemlataji?
564
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,680
-Yes.
-She said yes.
565
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,000
Of course, he does.
566
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,440
This man uses the dirtiest
swear words for his Aunt.
567
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,280
-[scoffs]
-Excuse me.
568
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,240
You're accusing your own client
of being guilty?
569
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,400
Yes, Your Honor.
But my client swears behind her back.
570
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,680
Have you ever called your aunt
a stupid bitch on her face?
571
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,600
Nah, nah. Not to her face. She's my aunt.
572
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,040
This is our culture.
573
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,000
Your Honor, my client used horrible words
while swearing at his aunt
574
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,040
behind her back.
575
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,600
And the parrot learned those words.
576
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,400
So how does that make it his fault?
577
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,200
Is it really a crime to swear
at your relatives behind their backs?
578
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,520
Your Honor, isn't swearing at our elders
579
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,880
in front of their faces
against our values and culture?
580
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,440
[Sujata] And that's why we swear
at them behind their backs.
581
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,080
Who doesn't curse and swear?
582
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,080
Don't employees curse their bosses,
students curse their teachers,
583
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,600
women curse their mother-in-laws,
PP Sahab curses you.
584
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,480
-What?
-What?
585
00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:00,120
No, no, no, no!
I never said anything! Impossible!
586
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,560
He does, Your Honor.
587
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,640
-[playful music playing]
-[PP] Arre.
588
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,520
By God, I promise!
589
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,440
[PP] I would never do such a thing.
590
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,520
Wha-What nonsense is this? Sit down.
591
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,200
-PP Sahab, there's nothing...
-Sit down!
592
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,320
[chuckles]
593
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,680
PP Sahab, don't feel bad.
You didn't do anything wrong
594
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,920
because until profanity is used publicly
595
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,120
even the Supreme Court
doesn't deem it punishable,
596
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,560
so who are we to judge?
597
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,920
-Prosecution?
-[PP] Yes?
598
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,640
The prosecution... um, needs a little time.
599
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,640
PP Saab, you want an adjournment?
600
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,840
No, no, no. A little adjustment.
601
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,120
[nervous chuckle] Little.
602
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,760
That's what an adjournment is.
603
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,400
Yes, sorry.
604
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,080
She has come prepared today.
605
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,040
Nice work, Sujata.
606
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,840
You are a real legal mama! Amazing, Didi!
607
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,600
Your Honor.
608
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,200
[VD Tyagi]
"Vote for a star, Tyagi in Bar."
609
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,600
Jaitley's mail has arrived!
610
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,200
[Bagai] Here you go.
611
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,880
Everyone gets a check
for seven lakh rupees.
612
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,040
Pack up everything you own
and go to Lajpat Nagar tomorrow morning.
613
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,200
There's a large government-owned
plot of land lying vacant there.
614
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,440
Put up a sign over there,
stake your claim.
615
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,280
[Bagai] This time I won't get you anything
less than eight lakhs to vacate the plot.
616
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:25,800
But Bagaiji, what about our survival,
and our blood, sweat, and tears?
617
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,040
Asshole. I'm going to kick your ass
so hard there won't just be tears,
618
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,360
there'll be blood and sweat too.
619
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,320
-Out! Get Out! Out, all of you!
-[laborers murmur]
620
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,720
Asshole! Ungrateful little shits!
621
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,960
Using my words against...
622
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,080
[Bagai laughs]
623
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,240
Tyagiji!
624
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,840
Hats off to you!
625
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,800
You are true president material,
no question about it.
626
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,480
You got Lallan Bagai to defeat Jaitleyji.
627
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,600
Amazing job, Mr. President!
628
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,280
-Are you guys done?
-[Law] Yes, sir.
629
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,800
Arre, then turn the light on.
630
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,720
[switch clicks on]
631
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,800
[upbeat music playing]
632
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,560
[VD Tyagi]
Mr. Bespoke Suit cuts down to size.
633
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,200
[camera shutter clicks]
634
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,560
{\an8}HIGH COURT WARNING, LAWYERS CANNOT
ISSUE NOTARY FROM TAXIS OR RICKSHAWS
635
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,720
PARROT DRAGGED TO COURT
FOR SWEARING AT NEIGHBOR
636
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,400
PARROT WHO TEASED AUNT ARRESTED
637
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,080
[closing theme music playing]
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