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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris.

Man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck

Norris karate commandos, Chuck Norris.

He's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team peppered.

It's too dangerous to watch.

Too much to watch.

Teemo the Samurai Warrior three.

Chuck's teenager pretends to be

a sumo champion

with Chuck Norris.

They battle the sinister forces of the claw.

Remember this?

And the ruthless super ninja finish Norris, Chuck Norris, Scalzi,

Chuck Norris, Karate Commandos.

Okay.

You know.

There are people in the world who believe

that violence is the answer to every problem.

They're always the first ones to clinch a fist or throw a punch.

I think they always have to fight the gang.

And I ran into the claw

and some of his more nasty friends while we were transporting

a state of the art robot on what turned out to be a territory.

For hitting for the ship, Mr.

director.

We can see the laser robot from here.

That's fine. Chuck.

Make sure the claw doesn't get Ahold of it.

It would be a devastating blow to the free world.

You can count on us, Mr.

Director.

Team, I want you to meet Mr.

Yoshida, the inventor of the laser robot.

No reason.

Are you and your team ready to battle my creation?

Whoa! That's a scary looking thing.

What does it do? Everything.

This robot is going to become the backbone of our ground defenses.

Watch.

Not bad.

That's quite a little toy you have there, Mr. Yoshi.

Excuse me.

Tanaka.

We are in place.

The claw will be pleased when I hand him a laser robot.

Stop the attack!

Oh. We have unexpected guest boss.

Okay, let's get him.

Nothing to worry about, gentlemen.

Chuck and I will just send you back up.

To the.

Window to be.

You, buddy.

Does that.

Yeah. Oh.

Thanks.

I owe you one.

That takes care of this mess.

We let him go.

Stop, or the boy will be hurt if you hurt that boy.

I'll rearrange every bone in your body to.

You are not going to touch me.

Get the dignitaries and the robot to the bullet train.

I'm going after too much.

Applause!

Not going to like this.

That's my bike.

Sorry, guys, this is an emergency.

I'm Chuck Norris.

Contact me through the American Embassy.

Americans.

Going kid.

I've got to get on that plane.

Jack, no!

Now you're going to get it.

Wise guy. We'll see. You.

Ha ha!

Thank you.

So much for your.

Friend.

You pay for that.

Chuck.

You're saying

is not as one step back, then.

He can hear me. Oh.

Have a pleasant flake.

Notice.

You're not going to get away that easy, pal.

You. Jack!

I don't believe this guy.

You're not going anywhere.

That's what you think.

What?

Here we go again.

Hang on.

Wow. This is too much.

I want to know who's working with the claw on this.

And I want to know it now. You.

Where is the laser robot?

I haven't been able to get it yet.

My plans for a.

Frontal attack on Tokyo depend on the laser robot.

I'm sorry I failed you, Carl.

I hate that word.

You know what I do to people who are sorry.

Take off your. Glasses.

But claw my eyes.

I can't stand the light. Now.

I won't fail again.

You can be sure of that.

Well, someone in charge.

Is claw.

We still have an opportunity to get the laser robot.

It's in France and on board the bullet train.

No doubt.

Along with Norris.

Norris.

Do whatever you want, but get.

That laser robot.

I'll force Norris to do Tanaka's work for him.

I wonder if the gang is on board the train.

We'll find out in a minute.

Go, go!

Yeah.

Go! Love you for sure this time.

Don't you worry, partner.

I'll be around the future grandchildren.

You've eaten nothing.

I'm not hungry.

Not hungry?

You really are worried about too much.

I missed that little rush.

You know. Don't worry.

Jack will bring him back.

Hey. Open up the.

Toolbox. You.

How did you get here?

We took a shortcut.

I think my appetite is coming back.

Not. Chris.

I hate when somebody interrupts my lunch.

You stay there. But.

No buts.

Yeah.

Guess who's in big trouble.

You should never have done that.

Yeah. Ha!

Yeah.

Oh, no.

You don't.

I owe you one.

Don't.

Come on.

He's ready.

To. Hey!

Come back, you coward!

We beat the pants.

Off each other. Don't show them.

I don't. Know.

That was too easy.

Mr. Norris, we received a message from the claw.

There's an explosive device on the train.

Deliver the laser robot or the train will be destroyed.

If we slow or stop the train, the device will explode automatically.

We can't risk people getting hurt.

We'll have to give him what he wants for now.

All the army and have the helicopter pass the train.

We'll upload the robot through the baggage doors

to see how the robot is doing.

Find a Dundee boss.

Who is live on Mount Fuji.

It's the ancient home of the Ninja warriors.

Pepper. Stay as close as you can.

I hear you, Jack.

Don't try and pull anything more.

The bullet train will be turned into scrap metal.

All I want to know from you is how to defuze that bomb.

What for?

When the chopper.

Hey, boss.

I get the feeling they don't want us to leave.

I'm afraid the claw has other plans for you.

Lock him up.

Yes. Have a pleasant

stay while you're still here.

Ha ha ha ha!

What did he mean by while you're still here?

Listening to your voice.

How are we going to get out of here?

We have to get to the grating.

Snake!

Look out!

Jack!

You. Did.

The snake.

Too much.

Yeah. Now, what does he do with it?

We're going to use it to get out of here.

Copy the grating.

You got it, boss.

All right.

Too much. Here's what you do on your pay.

You're getting us out of here.

Copy. Hold on to the sea serpent while too much.

This is it for a stepladder.

Gotcha, boss.

Keep going.

Too much.

Way to go!

Everybody out!

Kimo, you first.

Good news.

I have the laser robot.

And notice it's out of the way.

Wonderful.

I'm glad you lived to see your next birthday.

Noodle.

Perhaps I. Should. Want to knock off.

You don't. Hi.

Fruit causing trouble.

Let's go.

How do I defuze that bomb?

Forget it. No, that's.

There's no way.

It'll explode no matter what you do.

Don't shoot, you fool!

You might hit me.

Wise decision. Tanaka. We're leaving.

Right. Tanaka.

You tell him.

Chuck. Yes.

Put your guns down,

Tubby. Clear a path.

Move it! Aim!

It's the robot!

Everybody inside the pod still wins. Norris.

That train is doomed.

I'll just have to see about that.

Go on.

We have to get back to the train.

Fire!

Idiots!

Quickly!

They must not escape.

Read.

Slow those guys down.

Don't sweat.

Son. I am.

Loco!

Oh! It's hot. It.

They're getting closer.

Tubby!

Give me a hand. Chemo! Reed!

Get the laser robot.

There.

A sled and skis. Get the laser robot on it.

Too much.

Fantastic!

He's coming up.

We've got big trouble.

And we're in trouble.

Wheels can't fail me now. Come on, guys.

Help's coming.

Why don't I even the some.

On the gun.

Oh. Nice shot.

We got more trouble.

Yeah.

Is everybody all right?

Never felt better.

Pepper.

You think you can get this thing going?

We've got a train to catch. Boss.

You think that thing will run?

Give me about two minutes.

All it needs is a woman's touch.

Hold it steady.

Just watch out.

And have my revenge now.

We'll see.

You have been a thorn in my side long enough.

I'm not wild about you either.

You're finished.

I know it's. Up.

It's going to snap the game in.

And out.

I trigger. The detonator. Where's Pepper?

He's got the bomb.

It has a laser ready just to get offset.

He's got it.

Go go go!

You got it.

Oh, no!

There they are.

No way!

Well, we finally got the robot to its destination.

But more importantly, everybody on the train was saved.

It was a tough job, and claw was at his worst.

I don't like having to resort to violence.

It's always my last option.

I'd rather walk away from a fight.

I can see you next time.