Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

With the location of the last Dragon Ball as the prize,

the battle continued between Uranai Baba's team

and Son Goku's team.

Son Goku's team defeated Dracula Man and the invisible Suke-san

with much difficulty.

But the battle has now changed location to the Demons' Toilet,

and the fighting is about to get even more intense than before.

W-What is this place?!

"Meet Son Goku! The Demons' Toilet"

What a smell!

This literally is a demons' toilet!

My sister certainly knows how to go all out!

What're you talking about? Only a freak would do this!

Your sister is a complete wacko!

Now then, you will be fighting on top of those demons' tongues,

but the bottom is a poisonous swamp.

Fall into it and you will die!

Where did I put it...?

Watch.

You will dissolve completely if you fall into the swamp.

It doesn't look like even a single bone would remain...

I see...

If I fall off, it's the Demons' Toilet Hell for me...

If you want to quit, now is your chance.

I doubt you wish to die so young...

Nothing of the sort! This sounds like fun!

I'll do it!

I hoped you would say that.

The sister has freakish hobbies, and the brother's a pervert!

You're the worst siblings ever!

Now then, allow me to introduce you to the third fighter...

W-What the...?!

What's that?!

What's that?

It looks like a coffin...

Come forth, Mummy-kun!

Huh? Is he hurt?

Idiot! Don't you even know what a mummy is?!

Heh, first the Invisible Man, now a mummy...

My first prey in a long time...

I'll have some fun to help wake myself up.

I'll send you to the afterlife like the mummy that you are!

Well then, we will now recommence the fighting.

Here are the rules.

You lose if you give up or if you die.

Now begin!

He looks like the type who only uses his strength to push people off.

OK! I'll use this narrow footing against him

and beat him using speed and techniques!

Yamcha-sama! Please don't die!

Don't worry! That guy's no match for Yamcha-san!

No...

This one is different than the previous fighters!

A number of people have beaten Dracula Man and the invisible Suke-san.

But everyone who has faced Mummy-kun has lost...

He's that strong?

He's fast...!

–Do you think? –Huh?

Yamcha! Hang in there!

Now!

–Yamcha! –Yamcha-san!

Yamcha-sama!

This can't be happening...!

Get up. I've changed my mind.

There would be no fun if I won this quickly.

Is that the best you can do?

Stand up!

Let me have a little more fun!

What amazing speed...!

What're you doing?! Hurry up and take care of that bandaged freak!

You can do it, Yamcha-sama!

Okay! I'll let you see this!

Rogafufu-ken!

That's it! You've got him!

No...!

Yamcha-sama!

The Rogafufu-ken...!

It's all over...!

I guess fighting with you any further would be boring after all!

Concede defeat!

You've done enough, Yamcha-sama!

Leave the rest to me!

I... I give–

Just as I expected, he was no match for him!

I give–

He fell off! He did it!

Don't take it personally!

Wow...!

That was a cheap move you used there...

I hope you're ready...

Hey, you! Just how long are you gonna make us wait?!

Please wait a little longer. Things should be taken care of shortly.

She'll really tell us our fortunes for free if we win, right?!

But of course!

I'm rarin' to go!

Please don't do that.

Shaddup!

I may not look like it,

but I once won 3rd place at the Tenkaichi Budokai!

–What was that?! –What's going on?!

A match is taking place inside the far building.

My stomach hurts all of a sudden...!

M-My head...!

Mine too!

Oh, my. You really should take care of your health.

Y-Yeah...

M-Maybe we'll try next time...

Yeah...

I think I had a little too much to drink...

I'm feelin' all dizzy-like...

I'm so drunk...

Take care! Come again anytime!

Yamcha!

It would appear that this match is over...

Yamcha-san's doing this for my sake...!

That would be pointless.

I understand how you feel, though.

B-But Yamcha-san is fighting for my sake...!

He's fighting to bring my father back to life...!

No...!

Yamcha isn't fighting for anyone's sake now.

The only thing sustaining him is his pride as a martial artist.

Dammit...! I can't see straight!

Yamcha!

Yamcha-sama!

Mummy-kun's special move, the Giant Bridge.

Every challenger so far has been killed by this technique.

Well? Do you give up?

Or would you rather be killed this way?

Change places with me, Yamcha!

Yeah! You did great! You can stop now!

Please say you give up!

N-Never...!

Your resolve is the only thing that's strong...

This is terrible!

His back will snap if he's bent one more centimeter!

Yamcha-sama!

Pu'er!

Transformation!

Pu'er...!

Say something...!

Pu'er...!

Y-Yamcha-sama...

Pu'er!

Why, you...!

It's useless. You have no strength left to fight with.

Concede defeat!

Say it!

Fool!

Extend, Nyoi-bo!

You narrowly escaped death...

But you still lose.

How could he have lost to that guy if he's so badly injured?!

He's not wearing bandages because he's injured.

Sorry, Goku.

I had no idea there was someone that strong here...

He truly possesses remarkable strength...

So who is the last of the five people on your team?

The match is about to start!

Or would you rather give up and call it quits?

It's me! Of course I'll fight!

No, Goku-san! You'll die! Please don't!

I'll be fine! Just leave it to me!

Goku.

Don't overdo yourself...

Don't worry! I'll win for sure!

Here goes!

Good luck, Goku! Don't die!

I won't!

Okay! Anytime you're ready!

You have to be kidding! You're the last challenger?!

Muten Roshi-sama!

As strong as he is, does Goku have any chance of winning?

I doubt he will be able to win...

You can't be serious!

But his strength has definitely increased since his last training...

We'll see.

Let the match begin!

My, my...

Attack me! Or should I start first?!

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

How dare you throw Yamcha down there?!

I'm gonna take care of you!

A kiddo like you doesn't scare me!

Come at me!

I'll win for sure!

There's many, many more big surprises to come!

Next time on Dragon Ball:

"What is the Deadly Devil Might Beam?!"

All of you watch it, 'kay?

Next Time

"What is the Deadly Devil Might Beam?!"