Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Goku found himself driven into a corner

by the awesome power of Black's formidable Battle Jacket!

Let go! You bastard!

I said let go!

Resistance is pointless and pathetic!

"The Last Dragon Ball"

Hurry, Yamcha!

Son-kun's going to get himself hurt if we don't hurry!

What was he thinking, raiding the Red Ribbon Army all by himself?!

He should go back to kindergarten!

Who're you to talk?!

You got kicked outta your own kindergarten!

This isn't the time to argue!

Just hurry it up!

My gun's throbbin' and could start sprayin' out bullets at any time!

Calm down, calm down.

I'll put you out of your misery, you brat!

It's all over now!

It vaporized him!

I won! Victory is mine!

Hurray!

I won! I won! Long live the Red Ribbon Army!

I won!

You shouldn't underestimate my agility!

It's too bad that I annihilated that runt's Dragon Ball too!

H-How did you...?!

Amazing, aren't I?

Damn it!

You're so stupid!

Bastard!

Don't move so suddenly like that!

This brat just never gives up!

Alright, then!

I'll just have to wipe out the entire base with my missile!

What's he doing a somersault for?

H-He wouldn't...!

This time it's really the end!

What's that?!

Is it another one of those "bomb" things?!

What?!

What was that?!

A missile!

Does that mean the Red Ribbon Army's killed Goku?!

What a pity...

What'd you bring those for?!

Should I have brought some incense instead?

Anyway, let's lower our altitude and check it out!

Who do you think you're fooling?!

Shut it.

That was a close one! It demolished that whole mountain!

I can't believe this kid! He's too strong!

I won't forget this! I swear I'll put an end to you someday!

Trying to escape, are you?!

I could never let a bad guy like you get away!

I-Impossible...!

Kinto'un!

If Goku is here, he's definitely in trouble...

He was such a nice boy, too.

Why do you want him dead so badly?!

Look at that!

It's the Red Ribbon Army! Great!

Wait! They're moving away from the base!

They could be looking for us!

Yamcha! Let's hurry to the base before they spot us!

Right!

Did we happen to bring along any disinfectant and bandages?

Moron!

Do ya think it's gonna be that simple of a fight, you old sack of bones?!

Only one Dragon Ball left now!

Okay! I wonder where the last Dragon Ball is!

Huh?

That's weird...

There it is! The Red Ribbon Army's base!

Goku! We're coming to save you!

We're going in for a landing!

Hey, now! What're we landin' here for?! It's pretty far away!

We'll get ambushed if we get too close!

That's right!

Yeah!

Indeed. Let's land here and sneak in on foot.

Alright, let's go! We're gonna rescue Goku!

Wait.

It would be dangerous for us to foolishly rush in.

What we need is a plan!

You have a point.

Okay, you guys! Go do your best and beat everybody up!

You're coming too!

Ow! My stomach hurts all of a sudden!

Stop your stupid faking!

Like the saying goes, we're so busy we need a pig to lend a hand!

No, it's a cat that lends a hand when you're busy!

Dammit! This is all Goku's fault!

Let's quit nappin' here and break in and slaughter 'em all!

S-She's a girl, right?

Hold on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Our enemy is the most evil army in the world!

We first need a plan!

Yeah!

Gimme a break.

So what's the plan?

First let's hear from Muten Roshi-sama.

One strategy would be to attack

after diverting the enemy's attention elsewhere.

Excellent idea. Just what I would expect from Muten Roshi-sama.

So how do we do that?

Well, um...

Well, for example...

...by having Bulma-chan take her clothes off and lure the soldiers away!

–Great idea! –Yeah, right!

I'm just joking!

Is it really a good idea to be joking at a time like this?

The question is who will lead the assault.

The oldest person goes first, of course!

The weakest person goes first.

The most perverted person goes first!

Then you would go first.

No, you would!

No, you would!

Knock it off!

See, now you've made her angry!

Everyone hide! Something's flying this way!

It's the Red Ribbon Army! Run away!

Oh no! They'll see the plane!

–Turn it back into a capsule! –Right!

I hope they didn't see it!

Isn't that Goku?!

It is! It's Goku!

Aww, man. It looks like the Dragon Radar's broken again...

I'll have to go back to the Old-timer's house and have Bulma fix it,

but I don't know how to get back!

–Hey! –Goku!

Would you look at that? He's still alive.

–Hey, Goku! –Down here!

Huh? What are you guys doing here?

Don't give us that!

It would appear he abandoned the idea of making his assault.

Did something happen?

We're the ones who should be asking that!

We all came to rescue you because you were going to raid the Red Ribbon Army

all by yourself!

How did you know I was going to do that?

You're as reckless as ever.

Giving up and not raiding the base was the correct choice!

I didn't give up. I did raid it.

I beat everyone up and now I have six Dragon Balls!

Y-You beat up everyone in the Red Ribbon Army...?

All by yourself?!

Yeah! Everyone who was left ran away!

Pu'er! Go check out the base!

R-Right!

It's true!

They've been wiped out!

Unbelievable!

Does that mean the Red Ribbon guys we saw earlier...

Maybe they were the guys who were running away?

Not even the authorities could do anything about the Red Ribbon Army...

But he single-handedly...

Oh, are we all going on a picnic?

I'll explain everything over here.

I can't believe you defeated the Red Ribbon Army all by yourself.

I'm a lot stronger than I used to be!

You climbed Karin Tower a long time ago too, right, Old-timer?

W-What? You climbed Karin Tower?!

Yeah! And I met Karin-sama!

And I drank the magic water!

You drank the Super Sacred Water?!

Yeah!

I see...!

So you've grown even stronger, then!

Incredible!

It took me three long years before I could drink the Super Sacred Water!

What exactly are you talking about?

We can have some later...

What are you talking about? What is this Karin Tower ["karinto"] business?

I love karinto snacks!

I guess that wasn't what you were talking about...

Oh, yeah. Bulma.

What is it?

The Dragon Radar broke again. Fix it.

What?

You have six balls now,

but still haven't found the one your grandpa left you?

I did find the Four-Star Ball, but then I ran into this Red Ribbon assassin...

Who are you?!

The world's greatest assassin, Tao Pai-Pai.

Here's your spear back.

I promised Upa that I would ask Shen Long to bring his dad back to life.

You're such a nice person, Goku-san!

I can't fix it here, though.

For the time being, let's go back to the Turtle Hermit's house.

Okay!

He's gotten a lot stronger, hasn't he?

He's one amazing boy, that's for sure.

He may even be stronger than I am now.

He's that strong?!

He single-handedly annihilated the Red Ribbon Army!

I doubt even I would have had the stamina to face those military forces!

He's completely unfathomable.

And Goku will grow ever stronger still!

If we want to win the next Tenkaichi Budokai,

we won't stand a chance if all we do is light training.

That's right.

I thought we were evenly matched until a short while ago...

I think maybe I'll help him find the last Dragon Ball

and get some training in!

Maybe I'll come too...

Almost there, Upa!

I promise I'll bring your dad back to life!

Goku is fully determined to get the last Dragon Ball!

Where exactly might it be?

And what new enemy or enemies await Goku?!

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

There's only one Dragon Ball left!

We're gonna get it, no matter what!

Huh!? The Dragon Radar is fixed, but it's not showing up...

So what do we do, Bulma?

If it's like this, there's nothing we can do.

Huh!?

No! There's one thing we can still do!

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