Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

We'll slice you up into sashimi!

Okay! Come at me!

W-What speed and power!

On the 4th floor of Muscle Tower,

Goku has driven Ninja Murasaki into a corner with his overwhelming strength.

Come back here!

A terrible monster awaited him between the 4th and 5th floors.

Its name...

Come forth, Android No. 8!

"The Mysterious Android No. 8"

Android No. 8!

Exterminate that little brat!

H-He's so huge...!

This guy's strong... really strong!

Let that brat realize just how terrible you are!

Can you unfasten me?

Oh, right. Hold on a sec.

Huh? The key's not here!

I don't need one.

Did you see that? His amazing strength!

That feels better.

Now get him! Pulverize him!

Eliminate him!

No.

Y-You didn't just say no, did you?

Killing living things is bad.

I hate bad things.

W-What nonsense is this?!

Your time to work has finally come!

I know that you are all doing bad things.

Holding the old man from the village hostage and worrying everyone.

Enough of this impertinence!

We, the Red Ribbon Army, were the ones who built you!

Are you refusing to listen to the parents who gave you birth?!

I cannot do it. I am sorry.

What?! You shoddily made wimp!

No matter what you may say, I cannot do it.

Alright, if you're not going to listen to me, then I'll just have to force you to obey.

Listen up, Android No. 8!

A bomb was placed inside your body for use in case of an emergency!

If I so much as tap this button...

...you go boom and become a scrap heap!

If you don't wanna wind up that way, you'll unquestioningly obey me!

Got it?!

I cannot do bad things.

W-W-What?!

Why, you...!

You traitor!

You're a complete failure of a creation!

Master Sergeant Murasaki! Blow that fool up immediately!

Yes, sir, General White!

Outta my way, Useless!

Now I'll explode you, just as you wanted!

Stop it!

Ready to die?

Stop it!

Here I go!

Stop it!

Die!

I won't let you!

Y-You brat! How dare you destroy the remote control?!

Jan-ken-gu!

That's what you get!

W-What is that idiot doing?!

Thank you for saving me. I am happy.

You should've taken care of that guy yourself...

Fighting is not good...

But if you don't fight bad guys, won't you wind up getting killed instead?

I am... afraid of fighting.

You sure look strong, though.

What is your name?

Me? I'm Son Goku. And you?

My name... I am called Android No. 8.

That sure is complicated.

What's "Whatever No. 8" mean? It sure is a weird name.

Son Goku, are you going to save the old man from the village?

Oh, yeah!

This is no time to be doing this, is it?

Well, take care!

Attention all personnel! Attention all personnel!

Everyone out of M3!

Head to M4! Fortify combat stations!

W-What is this?

This is a weird room...

A dead end...

That's odd...

Not another one...

It's like I'm constantly going around the same place in circles!

I'm back where I came up from...

Once you've lost your way in here, there's no escaping...

Continue to walk until you die!

I don't think so!

Another one...

So there you are, Son Goku.

Huh? Why are you...

It is very difficult to go to the very top floor.

I will come with you.

Eh?! You know about this place?!

I was once shown a map. Do not worry.

That's nice of you.

Thanks a lot!

It is my way of thanking you for saving me.

It seems to me like you can't escape, no matter how long you're in here.

It would be terrible if one got lost in this maze.

Hey. This way.

Hey, Ha-chan, is this the 5th floor?

This is between the 4th and 5th floors.

By the way, what is "Ha-chan"?

Huh? It's you.

It's hard to say "Whatever No. 8" ["Hachi-go"], so...

Ha-chan?

Ha-chan... Ha-chan...

I like that!

Ha-chan... Ha-chan?

Strange guy.

How is it? Does it hurt?

No. It's not that bad.

How long do you think this will keep up?

Probably until they find the Dragon Ball...

What exactly will happen to us when they find the ball?

Okay! I'm going to go beat them all up...!

What's the matter, Ha-chan?

I hear something.

Hear what?

Somebody is coming...

And there are many of them!

I am sorry! Are you okay?

Hi!

There he is! This way!

What's goin' on?!

B-Bastard!

Are you okay, Son Goku?

–Ha-chan! –Son Goku, this way!

Huh?

Not again. I'm sick of this...

That is odd...

There was no wall here before...

Son Goku, this way.

It's pointless, no matter which way you go!

–This cannot be... –Ha-chan...

Let us go back...

What's the matter, Ha-chan?

Son Goku, let us return to our previous path! Hurry!

Fools... doing the same thing over and over...

No luck, Ha-chan...

Huh?

Ha-chan?!

What?! Damn it!

Huh?

I knew it...

H-Huh?

We did it! Ah! Ha-chan!

Ha-chan!

Ha-chan!

Son Goku!

This room is the 5th floor.

It's all one big wall... Can't we get inside?

There is no entrance to the 5th floor.

It is a secret room. Even I do not know what is inside it.

This is the 6th floor control room.

The room where the old man from the village is being held.

Alright!

So you're the boss!

Give back the village chief!

You did well to make it all the way here, kid.

Allow me to congratulate you.

You're really quite amazing, so much that I would like you in our army.

Who would want to work with you?!

General White, please stop doing bad things!

So the traitorous, poorly constructed machine asks like a big shot.

B-But...

Who made you?!

Who was it that brought you back to this world as an android

after you had died once before?

Just exactly who?! Say it!

I-It was you, General White...

It was because of you that I...

Then it's still not too late!

Kill that kid for the Red Ribbon Army!

I-I cannot do that!

I suppose I truly cannot do bad things!

Please, Son Goku is very strong.

So please surrender!

Stop it, Ha-chan! It doesn't matter what you say to this guy!

Aren't you the ones who should surrender?

Uh oh...

They finally made it to the top, but Muscle Tower is full of traps!

How will Goku and Ha-chan get out of this crisis?!

What exactly lies in wait within the darkness?!

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

Damn! The big one has finally come out!

Son Goku! What is that?

Bring on any kind of monster! I won't lose!

Huh?! My punches don't work...

What's up with this guy?

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