Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

In order to acquire the Basho-sen, which can put out Mt. Frypan's fire,

Goku headed toward the Turtle Hermit's place.

Hey!

Hey!

Well, if it isn't the little boy I gave the Kinto'un to!

How are you doing, Old-timer?

Why, I'm doing just fine!

T-That's Muten Roshi-sama?

Hey! Hey!

"The Turtle Hermit's Kamehameha"

This is great, Old-timer!

But of course it is!

It's a fantastic cloud given to me

by God-sama himself! [God-sama: "God"]

God? Wow!

Say... Did the girl with you shrink or something?

The last time I saw her, her breasts were a lot bigger.

No, this is the Gyumao's kid!

What? The Gyumao's daughter?!

I see...

Her name's Chichi. Right?

Yeah.

She's not a father, but still called "Chichi"... [chichi: "father"]

I see.

And her breasts could be called "Chichi's chichis"... [chichi: "breasts"]

Is that old man really Muten Roshi-sama?

Yeah.

I'll make sure!

Chichi's "chichi" is the Gyumao, and her "chichis" are her breasts...

So then Chichi's chichi's chichis...

...are the Gyumao's.

If you're really him, you should be able to dodge this!

Are you all right?!

You aren't Muten Roshi-sama!

Imbecile! Nobody could have dodged that!

Then prove that you're Muten Roshi-sama!

Here! My driver's license!

Have a look at the name!

I've done something terrible!

I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!

I don't like her at all!

The Basho-sen?

One swing will bring about a heavy wind,

two swings will summon the clouds,

and a third swing will bring down a tremendous torrent of rain!

That's it!

I do indeed have it, but what do you need it for?

To put out the fire on Mt. Frypan!

Ah, the fire on Mt. Frypan...

I've heard stories about it...

The Basho-sen probably can put the fire out, but...

Is there something wrong?

Step over here.

I'll lend you the Basho-sen...

But you know that girl from the other day?

The one with the big breasts?

You mean Bulma?

Right, right!

Do you think you can get her to let me poke her boobs?

It doesn't have to be for a very long time...

What's with that condition, Turtle Hermit-sama?!

Stop shouting! Chichi might hear!

Pathetic...

Don't give me that!

Can't an old man with time running out have some fun before departing?

Departing? What are you talking about?!

You drank a potion that gives eternal life!

That's got nothing to do with this!

Sure, poking Bulma's chest should be okay!

You certainly are frivolous...

Keep this a secret from Chichi, now!

It would make me look bad if word about this got out!

Okay! Got it!

Hey! He says he'll lend us the Basho-sen!

Hurray!

Let's see now... Where did I put it...

Hey, Kame! Have you seen the Basho-sen?

Didn't you use it as a pot stand a long time ago?

–A pot stand...?! –Oh, no!

That was the Basho-sen?

I threw it out after I spilled some wonton soup all over it...

–You threw it out?! –What an atrocious old man!

Now we can't put the fire out!

And I can't get the Dragon Ball...

Very well.

In that case, I will personally go to Mt. Frypan and put the fire out myself!

You can do that, Old-timer?

Of course I can!

There is nothing Muten Roshi cannot do!

Alright! Let's go!

You even changed your clothes?

On an occasion like this, I have to look the part...

But what are you going to do? You can't ride on Kinto'un...

I'm the Turtle Hermit, you know!

As I said before, there is nothing I cannot do!

Come to me, Baby Gamera!

You called?

I'd like to go to Mt. Frypan. Do you know where it is?

I sure do!

Watch the place while I'm gone, Kame.

Yes. All I ask is that you behave yourself.

Tell Bulma in secret about our breast agreement, okay?

Got it!

We'll go on ahead and wait for you there!

Understood.

Do you think he can really put the fire out?

He was my grandpa's master, so I'm sure he's really awesome!

Breasts, breasts...

Hurry, Baby Gamera!

They're back!

What? He didn't have the Basho-sen?!

But he said he'd come put the fire out himself.

Nice to meet you! My name is Oolong!

What?!

Here he comes!

Muten Roshi-sama!

How great it is to see you again!

What's wrong? Muten Roshi-sama...!

I don't feel well...!

Can he really put it out?

I see...

So this is Mt. Frypan...

Astounding...

Can you really put it out, Old-timer?

Gyumao! You've a terrible reputation!

Even if it was to protect your own treasure, you've slaughtered countless people!

It's all true!

I'm completely ashamed of myself!

I was absorbed by my own greed!

Incredible! The Gyumao's apologizing!

But I'll stop!

I'll throw away all my treasure if you can put the fire out!

Now, now. There's no reason to throw it away.

That would be wasteful.

But I'm disappointed that you can't put out a fire this small!

Goku.

Hey.

Our agreement!

Oh, right!

What do you need to tell me?

You tell her!

He says he wants to poke your boobs.

W-What?!

No way! Why should I do anything that gratuitous for him?!

But you can't get your whatever-ball unless the fire goes out, right?

That dirty Goku! He said too much to him!

He's just going to poke...

You shut up!

Perhaps I should be on my way...

F-Fine! Alright!

But even if you are the great Muten Roshi,

I don't believe for one second that you can put out this fire!

So I'll let you poke them if and only if the fire actually goes out!

Okay! Swear it! No lying! Promise me!

Pinky swear! You'll have to swallow 1,000 needles if you lie!

What a perverted old man...!

It looks like they're done talking!

I wonder what they were discussing?

Okay! I'll put the fire out now!

That's great! Thank you!

Thanks!

This is so exciting!

Can he really put it out?!

Here goes.

Sexy, aren't I?

You sure are.

Boy! Could you give me a hand?

Are you alright?

This is not gonna work.

Do you think he can honestly put the fire out?

Have faith in Muten Roshi-sama!

Alright! Here goes!

Here it comes! Muten Roshi-sama's Kamehameha!

Y-Yamcha-sama! What's a Kamehameha?!

It's one of Muten Roshi's special techniques

in which all of the latent energy within the user's body is concentrated

and then released at once!

To think that I would get to see it with my own eyes...!

Ka...

...me...

...ha...

...me...

...ha!

It's out!

Amazing!

Um, Roshi-sama...

The fire did disappear...

What is it?

...but so did the mountain and the castle!

They're gone!

I guess I went a little overboard!

There's no way we'll ever find the ball in this mess!

Stop worrying! All we need is the Dragon Radar!

Zoom in...

This is where we are now, so it's fifty meters southwest from here!

It's cool now that the fire is out!

It will be easy to live here again!

I'm sorry for destroying your castle...

Don't worry about it! We can always build a new one!

Muten Roshi is one astounding man.

What an amazing technique!

Teach it to me, too!

It takes fifty long years of training to master the Kamehameha.

Fifty years...?

Aren't we there yet?

Thirty more meters.

Roshi-sama! Why don't you live with us here?

No, I prefer living alone.

I did it...!

But it didn't even compare to the one that Old-timer Turtle Hermit did...

Incredible! Just what I would expect from Gohan-san's grandson!

Gohan? Do you mean Son Gohan?!

Oh? You mean you didn't know, Roshi-sama?

Now I see...

Now that I think about it, Son Gohan did tell me a long time ago

that he had found a boy with a tail and took him in.

It appears he trained him quite a bit!

Tell me, how is old Gohan doing?

Grandpa died a long time ago.

What?!

I see. The world has lost a great man...

How about this? Why don't you come stay at my place?

With enough training, you just might surpass me!

Really? Then I'll go right after we find all the Dragon Balls!

The boy is amazing, isn't he?

Yeah, I hear Muten Roshi doesn't take in just any ordinary students...!

He must really see a lot in him!

Let's just forget about the Dragon Balls...

Have you forgotten that he'll lose his strength if we squeeze his tail?

But the hovercraft that we gave them broke!

All we need to do is keep following them without them realizing it.

I'm exhausted...

It should be right around here somewhere...

I found it!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...!

We found Qi Xing Qiu, the Seven-Star Ball!

Hurray! Hurray!

Sounds like they found it!

W-What's this...?

Sorry!

Now what are we going to do?!

If you need a car, you can have one of mine!

Eh? Really?!

It's a little old, but pretty fast!

This is great! Thanks so much!

I think I'll ride in this, too!

Let me see where the last Dragon Ball is...

It's not around here...

I'll have to zoom out.

There it is!

To the west! It's pretty far, though...

Thanks for everything, you guys!

- Later! –See you later! Bye-bye!

Hold on there!

Forgetting something? Our agreement, for example?

You remembered?

Just a minute, okay?

–Bye bye... –Come over here, Oolong!

–What's the deal?! –Just come over here!

The truth is, I promised that old man I'd let him poke my breasts

if Mt. Frypan's fire went out and we found the Dragon Ball!

Eh...?!

So transform into me and let him poke you!

Hell, no! This has nothing to do with me!

And besides, the idea of having another guy touch me is disgusting!

Oh, you want me to say "pee pee" again?

You're not gonna die a nice death.

What's taking so long? What are they doing?!

Transformation!

How's this?

What's with the ugly chick transformation?! Take a closer look!

Whatever! Transformation!

How's this? Perfect, huh?!

Wow! I wondered for a second why there was a beautiful actress here!

Stop flattering yourself...

Hi!

For a renowned old man, he's even more perverted than me...

I don't like being kept in suspense!

Sorry about that!

N-Now let me poke...!

Oh, how innocent! Are you sure all you want to do is poke?

Wouldn't you much rather do a Pafu-pafu instead?

A Pafu-pafu...?!

You place your face between my breasts and then go pafu-pafu!

Pafu-pafu!

That moron! He doesn't need to do that much for him!

Here we go!

Okay!

–Oh!

–Pafu-pafu!

–A Pafu-pafu's Pafu-pafu!

–And here's a Pafu-pafu-pafu! –Awesome!

I'm so happy now! It's great to be alive!

Are you stupid?! You went too far!

You made me look like the biggest pervert ever!

–I wonder if they're done? –Say, Goku!

When I grow a little older, will you come and make me your bride?

Do what now?

Oh, you... You know what I said...

I'm not sure what you're talking about,

but if that's what you want, then sure!

How embarrassing!

Bye!

Take care!

Bye!

I'm pretty sure we have a Silver Star Four capsule that's newer than theirs!

–Let's change vehicles! –Right!

Only one Dragon Ball left!

I can't wait to see the dragon!

All that remains now is the One-Star Ball!

The wish-granting day is near at hand!

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

We almost have all the Dragon Balls! We only need the One-Star Ball.

So we traveled to the west.

But we come to a town were we meet a bunch of weirdos.

And Bulma... Bulma's...

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