Original subtitles

Let's grab up the Dragon Balls!

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's most thrilling secret

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu

Let's hunt down the Dragon Balls!

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

The world's happiest miracle

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Full of heart-pounding love

Mune waku-waku no ai ga GISSIRI

bursting with rainbow-colored dreams

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Somewhere in this world, they're shining

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Let's go and find them, Boy

Soitsu mitsuke ni yuko ze BOY

Beating up all sorts of weird creatures

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

And we'll fly on the cloud-machine again today

Kumo no mashin de kyō mo tobu no sa

Let's try, try, try, profound mystery

Let's try, try, try makafushigi

Shooting through the sky, and going over mountains

Sora o kakenuke yama o koe

Let's fly, fly, fly, great adventure

Let's fly, fly, fly, daibouken

Our mysterious journey is about to begin

Fushigi na tabi ga hajimaru ze

Get ahold of the Dragon Balls!

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most risky opportunity

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

Chase after the Dragon Balls!

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

The world's most exciting drama

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama

This world is one big treasure island

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

That's right! Now's the time for adventure!

So sa ima koso adobenchaa!

Goku and Bulma set out on their journey in search of the seven Dragon Balls,

which are said to grant any wish at all!

We only need to find four more, right? This'll be easy!

What're you talking about?

You probably don't know since you live in the middle of nowhere,

but the world is a big place!

I'm hungry...

Yeah, it is getting dark, so let's call it a day!

"What the...?! No Balls!"

Are we gonna camp out here tonight?

Heck, no! I'm way too delicate for anything like camping!

Then what are we doing? There aren't any houses around here.

Use a capsule, of course!

You mean you can make a house come out of one of those thingies?!

They're called Hoi Poi Capsules.

Okay! That'll make a good spot!

Here goes! Get back!

Here we are!

Hey, what're you doing? Come inside!

Are you sure you're not a witch or something?!

Don't be stupid. Would you rather camp out instead?

It's afternoon only in here!

You haven't even heard of light bulbs?

I didn't think you were that rustic!

He's mystified!

Hey! What's this little guy doing inside here?!

–Oh, darling... –Poruno...

What's this?

That's it...!

Just a little more...!

What's the big idea?!

You're hungry, too?

What are you drooling for?

Mind your own business.

You're taking a bath before dinner. You reek!

A bath...? What's that?

You don't even know what a bath is?!

Oh, man, you must be filthy!

Hey, now!

Hurry up and come over here so I can wash you!

So this is a bath?

At least cover up your front!

Like this?

What is this? It's disgusting!

Stop complaining! There's nothing greater in this world

than having a pichi-pichi girl bathe you!

Turn your back to me!

You sure are dumb.

You attached this lame tail accessory directly onto your butt?!

What's an accessory?

Take this off! It's in the way!

–Here! –Ow! That hurts!

Here, I can wash my own back.

Like this?

H-He...

H-He has a tail...!

You're surprised by my tail?

Oh, yeah. You don't have one, do you?

Boys do, though!

Boys have tails? I didn't know that...

I've never really seen a boy's naked butt before, though...

I thought they only had ones in the front...

But my late grandpa didn't have one, even though he was a boy.

Right?! It's not normal to have one, right?!

Grandpa was really weird, though!

You're the weird one!

Either way's okay!

You sure are free-spirited, aren't you?

Who does he think he is, calling me a witch and a goblin

when he's actually the weird one?

What are you doing in here?!

You helped wash me, so I'll help wash you.

No thanks! Now leave me alone! Scram!

Girls sure are weird!

You have butts up here too?

Don't be stupid! That's not a butt! They're bosoms!

–Bosoms? –Babies like them!

And boys, too...

I don't like your butt.

I just told you, it's not a butt!

And besides, it's ten years too early for a little kid like you

to be interested in these things!

I'm not a little kid.

Oh, really? How old are you then?

Fourteen.

Fourteen?

Yeah. Fourteen.

Peeping Tom! Pervert!

You're only two years younger than me!

Sneak a peek again and I'll call the police!

I'm hungry...

Imbecile!

Do you really think "I couldn't find it" is acceptable?!

You worthless loser!

Forgive me, Pilaf-sama!

Listen!

There's no time to be loafing around!

There's no guarantee we're the only ones looking for the Dragon Balls!

Just look at this beautiful glow!

This glow belongs only to me!

All the others will be mine as well!

Of course they will, Pilaf-sama!

Stop your brown-nosing this instant!

While we're sitting here talking, some really evil guys bent on world domination

might find the other Dragon Balls first!

Um, aren't you bent on world domination, too?

If someone as kind-hearted as I were to conquer the world,

it would be for the sake of the world and its people!

Yes, of course...

The minute I achieve world domination, this world will be purified!

I am refined, after all!

Those who dare urinate in public will pay the price!

If anyone so much as farts,

I'll chop them up and make pilaf out of them!

That was you, wasn't it?

You farted, didn't you?!

No, it wasn't me!

I really must find a better spot for that button.

P-Pilaf-sama! What are you doing?!

Tell the truth! You were the one who farted! Isn't that right?

I would never do anything so–

Are you trying to say that I was the one who farted?!

Are you implying that I, the refined Pilaf-sama, would ever fart?!

It was me! I did it! I'm so sorry!

I thought so!

I was going to punish you by shredding you up,

but for your honesty, I'll turn you into food instead!

Pilaf-sama. Pilaf-sama.

Is that you, Mai?

Yes, sire!

I have just returned.

How did it go? Did you find any Dragon Balls?

No. But I did find out some good news.

Good news?

Yes.

Approximately one hundred kilometers north of here

there is a terrifying place known as Ryugadani.

Ryugadani?!

I hear it's a horrible valley from which none have ever returned alive.

What's more, when night falls, a strange light emanates from it.

This smells suspicious... It definitely stinks...

You're going to fart again, Pilaf-sama?!

Silence!

Go to Ryugadani!

You're not allowed to come back until you find the Dragon Ball!

Yes, sire!

This is food?

This "bread" stuff is too light and tastes bad.

And this soup's bitter.

That's coffee.

The reason you're so short is because you're too picky about food.

I'll make you some food that tastes better and has more energy!

Huh? Are you going somewhere?

I'll be back soon!

This isn't turning out well at all...

All I've managed to find so far is this one centipede.

Great! A bird!

What's wrong?!

I saw a red light just now!

Okay! We're going in for a landing!

This place certainly is creepy...

–I think I wanna go home... –Let's go!

D-Did you see that?

It might be a Dragon Ball!

Let's go check!

Hey! That's mine!

Who're you?!

What a pathetic outfit. You must be from the sticks.

I found this bird first! No stealing it!

Roasted chicken's one of my favorite foods!

What's this kid talking about?

Hurry back home, little boy.

W-Wolves...!

They look so yummy!

We're taking off!

Oh, no! My food!

Extend, Nyoi-bo!

What the...?!

This isn't a bird?

I'm back!

You're late...

I caught one centipede and one wolf!

Time to roast them up!

Hey! Are you sure you don't want any?! They're almost done!

Heck, no! There's no way I would ever eat that stuff!

I'm stuffed! Now to get some sleep!

You better brush your teeth!

This futon is so nice and fluffy!

And it's been so long since I've slept with someone!

With someone? Get real!

You're sleeping on the floor.

Here, you can have this blanket.

–We're sleeping separately? –Obviously!

You are fourteen, so I can't be too careful!

Do anything funny and I swear I'll scream!

But I liked sleeping in Grandpa's lap since it was nice and soft...

Eh? You were planning on sleeping with your head in my lap?!

You lived together with your grandpa, right?

Are your parents dead?

I don't really know.

I was abandoned in the mountains when I was a baby.

But then Grandpa found me and took me in!

You were probably abandoned because you had a tail...

But you sure are cheerful despite having such a depressing past!

Were you abandoned because your chest is a butt?

Ugh! I already told you, it's not a butt!

I'd appreciate it if you didn't fall asleep while talking to people!

It's morning...

This reminds me of when I would sleep with my head in Grandpa's lap!

It's been so long since I last did that!

That's weird...

What is it? Did something happen?!

Y-Your balls are gone! Peepee too!

Eh? The Dragon Balls?!

What are you talking about? They're all right here.

Don't scare me like that! Stop half-dreaming!

You're still not ready? You sure are slow...

You're gonna turn into a turtle!

Be quiet! Who're you calling a turtle?!

You just get up too early!

And could you stop referring to me as "you"?

I am two years older than you,

so I'd appreciate it if you called me Bulma-san.

No. It's hard to say.

How is it hard to say?!

Would you like some coffee, too?

I hate that soup, it's bitter.

I guess I'll go do some exercises.

Okay!

Huh...?

You scared me!

S-She really did turn into a turtle!

It's because you take so long to do everything!

What?

Who're you talking to?

Huh?

What's this? A turtle?

–This isn't you? –Idiot!

But isn't this a sea turtle?

What's it doing all the way out here?

Sorry to impose, but could I possibly have some saltwater?

With some seaweed, too, if possible...

For a turtle, you sure ask for a lot.

Thank you very much! I feel alive again!

The truth is...

...I'm Kame! [kame: turtle]

That's pretty obvious, you know!

Despite being a sea turtle, I came to pick mushrooms

and in doing so I inadvertently strayed from the others and lost my way!

I have been wandering for the past year in search of the ocean.

The ocean, you say?

You've been going in the exact opposite direction!

And you've come really far for a turtle!

What's an ocean?

Here! It's about 120 kilometers south of here!

120 kilometers?!

Hey, what's an ocean?

It's basically a gigantic puddle of water.

We'll take you to the ocean place!

Really?!

What are you saying?!

Didn't you tell me I could see the ocean if I came with you?

Yeah, eventually!

Right now, we have to find the Dragon Balls!

There's no time for that!

But you were the one taking a long time just now...

It's a waste of time! Forget about it!

It has nothing to do with us!

I'll go drop him off by myself, then!

Do whatever you want!

But if you go, I never wanna see you again!

Hold on tight!

Thanks so much!

Idiot! Hick! Don't come back!

Who does he think he is?!

Come to think of it, he has one of the Dragon Balls!

Hey, wait!

You're going to need my help, so I'll come with you!

Huh? I thought we were never seeing each other again...

You are so not cute!

–You were scared all by yourself, huh? –Don't be stupid!

All I really want is your Dragon Ball!

Come on, fantasy,

Oide fantajii

love, and mystery

sukisa misuterii

Don't you hide your youth

Kimi no wakasa kakusanai de

Wanting to have a mystery,

Fushigi shitakute

and wanting to have an adventure

Bouken shitakute

Everyone's raring to go

Dare mo min'na uzu-uzu shite 'ru

If you act like an adult and give up

Otona no furi shite akiramecha

The miraculous riddle will never be solved

Kiseki no nazo nado tokenai yo

Try to live more wildly and bravely

Motto wairudo ni

motto takumashiku ikite goran

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

If you show me true courage

Honto no yuki misete kuretara

I’ll give you romance! I’ll give you romance!

Romantikku ageru yo

Romantikku ageru yo

I’ll give you a bright shining dream for your beating heart!

Tokimeku mune ni

kira-kira hikatta yume o ageru yo

Heya! I'm Goku!

We are carrying the turtle to the ocean.

The ocean sure is amazing!

I've never seen something so big!

Also, to thank us for saving his turtle

this old-timer gives me the magical cloud, Kinto'un!

Dragon Ball:

"The Turtle Hermit's Kinto'un"

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