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"As my target had drawn his gun,"

"using the pistol I brought,"

"I put two in him right on target"

Shoot.

I screwed up my handwriting.

I'm real sorry, but I can redo this if I mess up, right?

Yeah, you can redo it.

I'm sorry...

Here, same form.

Thanks.

I can't deal with these paper forms.

Uhh...

Miyauchi-san

Miyauchi-san!

I'll handle this, go ahead and take your lunch break.

Oh, sure.

You seriously, you like

gotta start wearing gloves!

Sure boss.

Don't look!

Are you really eating lunch here?

Well I haven't had a break yet today.

Dang, it feels so good to sit down and eat for once.

Thanks for the meal.

You make that bento yourself?

Serious craftsmanship.

You're like one of those people,

who's gotta eat in sequential order.

Yep, you got me there.

Having too many flavors mix,

it drives me crazy.

So you'll like eat the main dish and then start on the rice.

Back in high school, I had this friend,

who would always bring cold noodles with dipping sauce for lunch.

-I totally get that, like yakiben.

Yakibe?

Yakisoba bento.

From Hokkaido...

Didn't know Miyauchi-san was from Hokkaido.

Those also take about half a cup of water to cook.

I would eat those right up.

I'm the total opposite, if there's no rice, it's a problem.

So you're of the "rice with every meal" faction?

All 3 of em.

Even just rice, I'll eat it.

There was even that period where you wouldn't even eat a teriyaki burger without rice too.

It's true, it's true, every meal.

Greetings and salutations.

Yes.

Huh?

That's rather sudden.

Mhm...yes absolutely.

Yes yes understood.

Geez...

What's the matter?

Looks like this afternoon's job is skipping out on us.

For real?

It's always so sudden.

To think I was trying to hurry up and eat in a place like this.

Want to go grab some tea?

Yeah, like...

If you just cut out here you'd be wasting the day.

Hmm...

Like, where at?

Whe- well like, uh, y'know

I thought like a cafe near here or something.

Wait a second.

Well, I have a place I'd like to try.

Would that work?

Oh, absolutely, no problem!

'Course.

Mahiro, you're coming too.

Uh, wait, wh-

Is it cool for me to come along?

I mean, like, I-

It's not like I'm going or not,

for any reason in particular or anything.

C'mon, let's go.

I'll go.

Here we go.

If you're looking for tea there's a great place in Iriya with killer omurice.

They do have a long line sometimes,

but if I call right now for a table for 4, they sh-

Great work today!

-Great work today! -It's just over in...

Is this place close?

It shouldn't be too much further.

...great work...

Here we are.

Chisato-san, you're really slaying today.

I'm slaying today?

Slaying.

A few days ago,

Mahiro and I went shopping in Koenji.

we bought this there too.

That so?

It's cute.

Woah.

It's been a minute since I've been to a trendy place like this.

So what did you do on your day off yesterday?

Uh.

Mmm, well, like,

I went to the dentist.

Oh.

Just the dentist?

Yup, just the dentist.

I mean, other than that, umm...

...didn't do anything else.

Mahiro's the type that can only make one plan for a day.

-Right? -Yup.

Wow.

Well Miyauchi-san,

what did you do with your time off?

Mmm, well last time,

it was just a day off.

I went to an exhibit at Ueno,

looked at some tableware, grabbed lunch,

hit the gym,

walked around the park...

then caught a movie before heading home.

Woah.

I think I'd drop dead.

Thank you for waiting.

-Woah! -Wow! -Dang!

I'm starving.

Uh, Miyauchi-san, why don't you...

Miyauchi-san...?

Ah, please don't mind me, go ahead.

Ouch that's hot-

Oh what do we have here?

Kumakichi. Do you know him?

Kumakichi?

...Kumakichi?

This place was recommended for plush activities,

you take pictures like this,

and upload them to Insta. I've been enjoying it lately.

That's great...

I wish I had a hobby like that.

All you need is a camera, why not?

'Cause that's exclusively for my Chisato pictures.

Aww you.

It's fun to have a little buddy around,

can't go wrong.

Wow, this looks like fun.

You should try it!

Hmm...but like...

I can barely keep myself together.

I couldn't handle it...

They've got Wi-Fi~

It's basically a life...

Oh!

having a soul...basically...

-Hello there!

There's a bunch here.

Oh!

...Ah...

-So cute! -What's this?

...Angel...

Super cute, wanna buy it?

Umm...

How about not buying...but instead welcoming...

Hm...

I...

I will welcome this buddy.

Sounds great.

Hello there!

-Hello. -Well hello there!

Hello!

That's good. Lights?

-Bring the light up. -Bringing the lights up, here we go, here we are.

-Forward- -Right there!

-Right there! -That's it! That's cute!

-We got it! -That's cute we got it!

There you go!

Jigui, Jigupai

-Gimu -Gimao

Shumao

Cowman

Cowboy

On go,

-Cowman -Cowboy

(rock paper scissors noises)

-Crap, I lost. -Cope.

With glasses,

without glasses,

with,

-Without! -Alright there we have it, without.

On go,

Kalbika!

Kalbika!

Your name is Kalbika!

Yay!

My name is Kalbika?

-Okay, alright, okay. -That was cute, great work.

Y'know,

I would love to take Kalbika to the ocean...

Want to go to Enoshima?

You've really been getting out of the house more, huh?

Mhm, all thanks to Kalbika.

Yeah...

Huh?

Not here...

HUH?

Huh? Huh?!

He may have fallen out or something!

Wait, uh, the-

Cafe, Cafe maybe?

I think my bag was closed back there.

Let's retrace our steps.

-Kalbika? -Kalbika??

Where'd you run off to?

God...

Where are you?

Over there!

Really?!

Good boy!

I'm so sorry!

Someone put him up here so he wouldn't get stepped on!

I don't know what I'd have done if you got lost.

I'll make sure it never happens again.

Welcome home!

I was scared!

I'M SORRY!

Thank goodness!

(To whoever rescued Kalbika, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Please let this reach you!)

Amazing...

No...

Please,

let this reach them!

Alright.

Y'know...

thinking about how you felt back then...

Your feelings?

I mean,

thinking about all the factors,

we're not that different really

a little guy like you might as well have a 'soul'.

It's awesome that he's given you this hobby, for real.

I'm not saying that hobbies make you a better person or anything...

but I think it's nice.

What?

Wow, like,

that big project,

we just got a message officially welcoming us.

Hmm, what's that?

Why would they just tell us to do it like that?

C'mon, I really can't deal with th-

What even is this project? It pisses me off so bad, kill me.

We said we didn't want to do it before.

Well,

the higher-ups interested in you said it was "necessary" you participate.

Ugh...

What even is this project anyway?

Within the organization,

there is an individual ranking system.

With this project, you'll be providing support,

to the #2 ranked assassin within Japan, Miyahara Yukio.

#2? That's wild.

I've heard about President Miyahar-

Miyahara Y...

Yukio.

Think I've heard of him!

Miyahara-san is a legendary assassin that has been active since the late 1980's.

There are many tales of his exploits from the last century.

Once infiltrating the army of a certain country.

Four years later, after gaining the trust of the highest ranking officer,

he killed him as he slept.

Undercover for 4 years? Dang.

In the 90's, he tore down the Italian Mafia,

and destroyed various terrorist cells within Japan.

He's the greatest assassin in Japan.

In the 2000's, he was ranked #1 for five years running, with second place nowhere near him.

Miyahara-san,

has taken a job for the first time in a decade.

The operation name...

Wind, Forest, Fire and Mountain.

Fūrinkazan

Oh, you good?

-Tissue? Tissue? Do you have a tissue? -It's fine, it's fine, three second rule.

Oh there, right over there, uh, if you could,

I'm eating it, it's fine.

-Three second rule you said? -Mhm.

Miyahara-san,

In spite of your retirement,

with regards to accepting this job,

we'd like to thank you.

With that,

we'd like to celebrate the prosperity of the assassins guild.

Hurrah!

Hurrah!

Hurrah!

Hurrah!

Oh come now, you're too much.

Every time with you lot.

Way back when, I thought this wasn't a job you do past 60 or 70.

Even though I had finally retired...

Ten years later...

Well...

Being around more at home,

making jam, doing all sorts of things in retirement...

In a nutshell,

I just had to do this, so it is what it is, y'know?

Ah c'mon now, cut out the applause.

C'mon now!!

It is what it is!

I really just had to do it! So I am!

What is this?

I fell asleep.

Anyhow.

You'll be a part of this project starting next week.

As a part of group operation,

you'll be staying at a training camp for 10 days.

Training camp...

Group operation?...

That's our least favorite kind...

Noooooo...

So this project,

I heard it hasn't made any progress in 6 years.

Everyone quit.

-Really? -That's crazy.

That's wild, RIP us.

Uggggh

I'm seriously thinking of a career change.

-It's so hot. -It's so hot.

Please apologize. That was on purpose right?

Apologize, scum.

Huh?

Yeah?

Let go of me, seriously.

Apologize,

to Kumakichi.

Oh?

Did I run into you?

Pretty sure you ran into me.

Can't make this shit up.

Let go of me! Now!

I give, I give, forgive me!

For running into,

Kumakichi-san,

Apologize.

I'll call the police! I will!

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

Don't pull that again, scum.

Of course!

Thanks for that!

It wasn't all that much, no prob.

Always the weak ones trying to push others around, right?

-For sure -Ain't that the truth.

Here.

Ahh, thank you so much.

Well,

that was like,

one of those collision grandpas.

Yeah.

the 'Grandpa' feels wrong to me.

Hmm?

That's no Grandpa of mine.

I suppose that's true.

What would you even call 'em anyway?

Why not Hazardous Tackle Codger?

What?!

The plush!

Kalbika!

Wait, what you're not chasing them?

I have a smart tag.

What?

That kind of coordination...

they weren't acting alone.

They will receive no forgiveness.

Won't open...

Check it!

Well there we have it.

Alright.

Dump the rest when you're done.

Let's wrap it up.

Just some garbage here.

Sweet.

Hey, look at this.

What's with this funny looking thing?

Relative of yours, boss?

-Oh fuck off. -I was just joking, boss!

Well then let's clear out.

Huh?

Who the hell are you?

Me?

Just your average ordinary plush lover.

Getting a bit extra.

No killing outside of work.

Of course...

I get it...

You almost ended them on accident.

Ugh...

If it got out that we killed them outside of work,

The Purger would be coming for us.

I'm glad it worked out.

I'm so relieved.

This hits the spot.

Right, Kalbika?

Soon we won't be able to do this for a bit...

It begins.

Training camp...

It's finally become time,

for this new story to begin.

I wanna go home.

What's that?

The bento has...

Right now is way better.

I really don't want to...

My name is Kalbika?