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- Previously on Watson...
- On two occasions now,
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I've had hallucinations.
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Each time, it's happened right after
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I've refilled tamsulosin.
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What, someone's switching
out your medication?
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I need to tell you something.
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Dr. Watson.
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Someone is watching you.
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Your prescriptions come in,
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and I have been trading
one for the other.
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You don't have to do this, mate.
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I know what happened here.
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He's not down there
anymore. I have him now.
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He's alive, Shinwell.
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Moriarty is alive.
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Here we go.
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Another festival of
misanthropy and loneliness.
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We are picking out points
of genetic interest,
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not living a life in the
day of Stephens Croft.
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You mean a day in the
life of John Watson.
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He's the one who spots
disease everywhere he goes.
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Yes, it's both a burden
and privileged way
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of seeing the world, Dr. Croft.
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Skunk stripe.
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What's the matter with you?
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S-Sorry. Sir...
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"Poliosis" is the medical term.
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His white forelock,
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absurdly blue eyes,
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broad nasal root all points
to Waardenburg type 1.
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Could also have congenital hearing loss.
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Mm, good news, he totally heard you.
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That's one point to Adam in the festival
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of misanthropy and loneliness.
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Dermal melanocytosis.
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It's gorgeous.
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And incredibly rare.
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- See how it runs along the lines of Blaschko?
- Uh-huh.
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry to stop you,
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but may I ask about the birthmark
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that's on your back?
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I run the Holmes Clinic
of Diagnostic Medicine.
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You do realize that you're hot, right?
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If you want my number, you can just ask.
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Thank you, but it's-it's not about that.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm gonna give it to you anyway.
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Who are you?
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John Watson.
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Irene Adler.
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Wha...
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W-what are you doing here?
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I can see what you're doing.
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Out here picking up women?
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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Dr. Derian,
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Dr. Lubbock, Crofts.
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Fellows, this is Irene Adler.
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Trust her fashion advice, but
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do not trust her with your
Social Security numbers.
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I will meet you back at the clinic.
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Irene, so I haven't seen you since...
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You were attached to Sherlock's hip?
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So, what are you doing in Pittsburgh?
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Did you run out of yachts to lounge on,
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or did some lesser-known
royal kick you off?
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I find the lower branches of the peerage
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are lacking in vigor these days.
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Almost as if there's something
to all this inbreeding business.
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Actually, I'm here
because my son is sick.
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I-I didn't know you had a son.
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Angus?
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John Watson, internist and geneticist.
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Angus Adler, medical mystery.
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So, I mean, y-you came
all this way to see me?
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Why didn't you just call me first?
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Certain conversations
are best had in person.
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Knock me down with a cuckoo's feather.
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I thought this was a
proper establishment.
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Don't tell me, Shinwell
Johnson is your... receptionist?
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Health-care professional.
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He's actually studying to be
a nurse, as a matter of fact.
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Saving lives instead of taking them.
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You here on health insurance fraud,
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are you, or to scam an
octogenarian on his deathbed?
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Those days are far behind me.
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Well,
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I had no idea someone had
tamed Scheme-Machine Irene.
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- I pity the man.
- Mother?
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- Hmm?
- Aren't receptionists supposed to be welcoming?
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He's got you there, Shinwell.
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This way.
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Dr. Lubbock, could you please take
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Irene and Angus here to the exam room?
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- I'll be there shortly.
- Course.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Lubbock.
It's so nice to meet you.
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Come with me.
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Hello.
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What fresh hell is this?
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She asked me to take a look at her son.
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I at least want to know what
brought them all this way.
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Are my pupils constricting?
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Yes, they are indeed.
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Most kids don't know
your iris is a muscle.
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It controls your pupil's size.
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Did you know, after you
die, all your muscles relax,
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so dead bodies have dilated pupils.
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You're very clever.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Doctors can make Angus
nervous, but not you.
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You must have children of your own?
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No. I don't.
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So, Angus, uh, need you
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to stand so I can check
your balance, okay?
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Angus, do as Dr. Watson says.
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Angus?
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Angus.
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Can you stand so I
can check your balance?
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Has he done this before?
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He's often in his own world.
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Angus.
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Darling.
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Stand up for Dr. Watson.
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He called her an "old friend."
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I thought it was a euphemism.
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For "foe"?
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Oh, you mean sex.
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After last week, Watson
probably could use an old friend.
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- Do you mean sex?
- Everyone means sex.
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I mean he must be shaken up still. I am.
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And we didn't even witness the suicide.
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Do we believe he was just a pharmacist?
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Stop staring at the spot
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like it'll bring the
guy back from the dead.
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The problem's with the living.
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After last week, I don't trust
anyone walking in off the street.
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Especially not someone
from Watson's past.
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Did anyone ever mention to you that
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Angus's staring spells
could be absence seizures?
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What? I had no idea.
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I feel terrible.
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Don't, because those often
go undiagnosed for years.
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And his muscular
weakness could be caused
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by a number of pathologies.
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His doctor back home
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suspects limb-girdle
muscular dystrophy, but...
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He'd have to have two mutated
copies of his CAPN3 gene.
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He has one.
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He got it from me.
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He also has a "variant
of unknown significance."
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What were his father's results?
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His father's no longer with us.
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He was a man with many enemies, and...
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... one of whom finally brought
about his demise last year.
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He wished to be cremated, so...
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can't exactly acquire a sample.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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I'm sorry for yours.
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Shinwell...
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You must see it.
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Angus's father, he was...
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Sherlock Holmes.
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Everything discussed in this room
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stays in this room.
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Understood?
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This must be so surreal for you.
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You really had no idea
that Sherlock had a son?
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You don't believe it's his kid.
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I remain objective.
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So, we have two tasks at hand.
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Two teams to tackle two
branching possibilities.
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Adam and Sasha. Hopeful Healers.
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Take the patient at face value.
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Based on Angus's presenting
symptoms, his labs
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and his past medical records,
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draw up a differential
for us to discuss.
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Ingrid and Stephens.
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Cynic Squad.
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- What?
- Hell yeah.
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Take Irene aside
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and get a very detailed history.
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Find out everything you can,
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but keep an ear out for inconsistencies.
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Whether to confirm diagnosis
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or disprove paternity,
we'll need Holmes's DNA.
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How do we get the DNA of a dead man?
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You can leave that to me.
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And I need you all to remember:
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Irene Adler is the only living person
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to ever outsmart Sherlock Holmes.
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She cannot know that I doubt her story.
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Kid's got his grimy fingerprints
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all over these game pieces.
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Trace DNA. We can test him.
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But we have the actual kid.
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Plus, Irene already brought
in his testing results.
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Well, I wouldn't trust anything
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from the hands of Irene Adler.
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I'm trying to remain objective.
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But yes, I did swab
Angus to run my own test.
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In terms of Sherlock's DNA,
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it's gonna be quite a challenging hunt.
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He was always quite paranoid
about his genetic footprint.
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So, then, not exactly
the type to sow his seeds.
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Well, if he did, it
would've been with her.
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To Holmes, she was always the woman.
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If it is his,
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he wouldn't have kept that
secret from you, would he?
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She mustn't have told him.
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Mary never told me
about her miscarriage.
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And she was my wife.
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I warned the fellows that Irene
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was the only person alive
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to ever outsmart Sherlock.
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But now there are two, aren't there?
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- You don't think they're connected?
- Eh.
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Moriarty couldn't be bothered
with the likes of her,
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and she's too self-serving.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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It's quite possible she's just
a mother looking for our help.
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We trawling for skin cells, then?
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Uh, not exactly.
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For genetic testing,
the trace skin cells
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are much less reliable
than saliva or blood.
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Remember...
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how Mr. Holmes used to scratch
his head with this whilst thinking?
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How about a strand of hair?
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Yeah. There you are.
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Look at that.
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I thought I was well traveled,
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but this kid has been everywhere.
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Maybe he got sick abroad.
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A viral myositis? Show
me the list of countries.
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- I'll look into potential exposures.
- Hey.
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Beautiful portrait.
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You don't think it's strange?
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Having a painting of yourself?
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Hmm, I support it.
Embrace the self-love.
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At my age, my dad's desk was
full of pictures of my mom,
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- and all of us kids, but...
- No. No. Don't do that.
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Don't hold yourself to
someone else's timeline.
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You do you.
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Hmm. We are Hopeful Healers.
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Get back to work.
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I forgot you're even more
competitive than Ingrid.
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I'm just, um...
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I'm just doing me.
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Let's go over this one more time.
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The first "spell" you "may"
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remember was last year when
Angus was playing "footy"?
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The air quotes are a
little, uh, aggressive.
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He collapsed, like he was "paralyzed."
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The medics told you to take
him to the pediatrician,
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and not the hospital?
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Correct.
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And you didn't think to question that?
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No.
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Do you have any family
history of muscular dystrophy,
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myasthenia gravis or
other autoimmune diseases?
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Not on my side of the family.
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00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,126
The paternal side?
263
00:12:13,226 --> 00:12:14,861
I wish I knew.
264
00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:17,497
What can you tell us about Sherlock?
265
00:12:17,597 --> 00:12:19,532
How old was he when he died?
266
00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:23,836
Too young.
267
00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:26,772
- May I have some water, please?
- Not yet.
268
00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:29,509
Get her some water, please.
269
00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:30,843
You're wearing gloves now.
270
00:12:31,611 --> 00:12:34,514
What's between your fingers?
Did you find something?
271
00:12:35,615 --> 00:12:36,615
I may have...
272
00:12:36,683 --> 00:12:39,052
Could you use a lab assistant?
273
00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,254
I have a very eager one here.
274
00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,723
Angus, this could be
275
00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:46,893
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
to witness a genius at work.
276
00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:49,329
And more importantly,
277
00:12:49,429 --> 00:12:51,598
your father's best friend.
278
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,268
Promise you won't touch anything?
279
00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:58,003
No, no, no, no! Don't touch.
280
00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:02,475
Looks like you might have a
future geneticist on your hands.
281
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:05,845
He's insatiable.
282
00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:11,384
Always wanting to see, do, learn.
283
00:13:13,353 --> 00:13:16,823
I never once worried about
what his future might hold.
284
00:13:18,558 --> 00:13:20,260
Until now.
285
00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:22,395
I understand you may not trust me.
286
00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:24,897
You don't need to.
287
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,237
You just need to help my son.
288
00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:32,605
Did you know that each strand
of DNA holds the secrets
289
00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,673
to our past, our present and future...
290
00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:38,411
... all in one little molecule?
291
00:13:38,511 --> 00:13:41,614
To a great mind, nothing is little.
292
00:13:41,714 --> 00:13:43,283
Did your father tell you that?
293
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,017
My mother did.
294
00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:47,787
Maybe she heard it from him.
295
00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:51,090
What's your opinion on
nature versus nurture?
296
00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:54,127
Did my dad have a dog?
297
00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:57,830
Holmes did. Sir Charles Barkley.
298
00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,731
He was a Yorkshire terrier.
299
00:13:59,732 --> 00:14:03,636
- He trained it to do...
- A Yorkie! Of course.
300
00:14:03,736 --> 00:14:06,572
Their hair is almost identical to ours.
301
00:14:06,573 --> 00:14:09,942
The real mystery is how
it got onto the violin.
302
00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:12,845
Just as I suspected.
303
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:17,082
See? The more prominent medulla?
304
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,286
The medulla is the scale
pattern on the cuticle.
305
00:14:19,419 --> 00:14:21,454
Yes, I know what a medulla is.
306
00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:25,192
So then you know the hair
is clearly a dog hair.
307
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:27,727
Don't feel silly.
308
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,060
You were looking for a human hair,
309
00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:30,863
so that's what you thought you found.
310
00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:35,168
Sometimes we only see what we wish to.
311
00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:37,936
The hair belonged to
Sir Charles Barkley!
312
00:14:37,937 --> 00:14:40,572
- The basketball player?
- Isn't he very bald?
313
00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:42,008
Sir Charles was my dad's dog.
314
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,876
A cunning little beast.
315
00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:46,479
No luck acquiring any human DNA, then?
316
00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:48,481
No. Not yet. We'll have
to try again tomorrow.
317
00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:51,184
Oh, it's late. I didn't
think about lodging.
318
00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,619
We came straight from the airport.
319
00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:53,786
Can't we stay with you?
320
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,322
Me?
321
00:14:56,189 --> 00:14:57,824
Well, I, um...
322
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,760
I do have a spare bedroom.
323
00:15:01,761 --> 00:15:03,263
That would take one thing off my plate.
324
00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:04,664
Thank you, John.
325
00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:13,206
How is that "remaining objective"?
326
00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:14,474
What happened in there?
327
00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:15,842
I saw him.
328
00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:17,510
I saw Sherlock.
329
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,679
Like "saw" saw him, or...
330
00:15:19,779 --> 00:15:22,282
It was like I was
talking to an old friend.
331
00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:25,518
I think he's Sherlock's son.
332
00:15:35,428 --> 00:15:37,597
He's never fallen asleep so fast.
333
00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:39,466
It was a long day. For both of you.
334
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:42,769
I reckon he's about to
start calling you Uncle.
335
00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:44,870
Did Sherlock ever know about him?
336
00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:46,306
Sorry to be so blunt,
337
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,708
but I just can't imagine
him being a father.
338
00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,577
Yeah, I can't either.
339
00:15:52,545 --> 00:15:53,780
He didn't know.
340
00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:55,848
They never even met.
341
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:59,686
Before you judge me, what do you know
342
00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,321
about my relationship with Sherlock?
343
00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:05,591
It was more off than on, over the years.
344
00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:08,595
Sherlock was never forthcoming, but...
345
00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:09,896
I did get the feeling that
346
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:13,333
you were the one thing in his
life that he couldn't control.
347
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:15,100
The struggle for power was our undoing.
348
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,304
I also knew he didn't
want to be a parent,
349
00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:19,639
so when I got pregnant, I had a choice.
350
00:16:19,739 --> 00:16:23,810
So I ended things with Sherlock
and eight months later...
351
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:28,147
I had no regrets,
keeping Angus a secret.
352
00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:31,884
Until Sherlock passed.
353
00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,154
Now I have a few.
354
00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:38,190
Do you think he didn't
want to have children
355
00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:39,659
because he knew he carried that gene,
356
00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:41,260
that mutation?
357
00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:42,995
That's plausible.
358
00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:45,465
It was a Holmes family trait.
359
00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:51,237
That's it.
360
00:16:51,338 --> 00:16:55,207
Mycroft Holmes, the older
brother of Sherlock Holmes.
361
00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:59,546
Sometimes referred to
as the Unfindable Man.
362
00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:01,180
If I wanted to stay unfindable,
363
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,516
I'd change my name to
something other than Mycroft.
364
00:17:03,616 --> 00:17:06,919
I occasionally crossed
paths with Mycroft on cases.
365
00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:08,888
Not even Gregson at Scotland Yard knows
366
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:12,359
his residence or current occupation.
367
00:17:12,459 --> 00:17:13,693
In a time
368
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,828
when everyone leaves
behind digital fingerprints,
369
00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:19,165
Mycroft has none.
370
00:17:19,265 --> 00:17:21,133
Even James Bond is
not that off-the-grid.
371
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,834
Wait, is Adam right?
372
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,704
Is Mycroft in the
British Secret Service?
373
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,740
Well, he could be in the
BSS, or he may be the BSS,
374
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,409
or it could all be BS.
375
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,643
Two questions.
376
00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:33,413
Do the points from yesterday carry over?
377
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:36,082
- Who's been tallying those?
- Let it go.
378
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,483
... and did Sasha get a head start?
379
00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:39,051
Yes, she did get a head start.
380
00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:41,354
Dr. Lubbock is running
tests on the patient.
381
00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,656
Yeah, I'd rather be doing real medicine
382
00:17:43,756 --> 00:17:45,057
than tracking down a spy.
383
00:17:45,157 --> 00:17:46,893
Well, it's too bad
you're on the Cynic Squad.
384
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:49,596
I know someone in the CIA.
385
00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:51,063
If he says that he's in the CIA,
386
00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:52,163
he's either lying
387
00:17:52,164 --> 00:17:54,000
or he's a terrible agent.
388
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,603
Here is your first clue.
389
00:17:56,703 --> 00:18:00,106
I emailed... doubt I'll hear back...
390
00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:01,708
but Sherlock used to say
391
00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:04,710
the Diogenes Club is a pretentious place
392
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:07,846
Mycroft founded to
"luxuriate in silence."
393
00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:09,081
Whatever that means.
394
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,851
There's no listed number or address,
395
00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:15,422
but if there's anyone here
who is old money enough
396
00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:19,892
to track down a secret society...
397
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:22,462
I would say it's a Croft.
398
00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:25,164
I was in a secret society in college.
399
00:18:25,264 --> 00:18:26,799
- Oh, my God.
- But I can't tell you which one,
400
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,135
so do not ask.
401
00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,477
You can't get me to tell you.
402
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,145
Do you know any violin teachers?
403
00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:43,115
Thought maybe Angus or someone
might want to take some lessons.
404
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,452
Violin lessons?
405
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:48,120
Mate, how long you think
this kid's gonna be around?
406
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,956
Depends on the treatment and diagnosis.
407
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:54,560
Irene's done your head
in already, hasn't she?
408
00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:55,594
Look.
409
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,396
Don't get me wrong,
410
00:18:57,497 --> 00:19:00,899
any kid would be lucky to
have you as a surrogate dad.
411
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,736
But the timing, guv.
412
00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,438
Right after you've been through it.
413
00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:07,807
Learning of your own
kid that almost was.
414
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,108
And meeting this one
415
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:12,111
reminds you of everything you've lost.
416
00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:15,582
I can separate the two.
417
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,083
All right.
418
00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:19,786
Well...
419
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:25,324
I flagged all the
cases involving Mycroft.
420
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,460
Let's at least get the
DNA before you start
421
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,229
planning vacations
with the little twerp.
422
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,398
All right.
423
00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:34,667
I'll be sure to keep you in mind
424
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,603
if I need a muffler.
425
00:19:36,703 --> 00:19:37,837
Bye.
426
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,672
Guessing that wasn't your CIA friend.
427
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:42,608
- Or he's deep undercover.
- Old number, I guess.
428
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:45,044
One of my college buddies
will have Thatch's new one.
429
00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:47,079
Thatch. Of course his name is Thatch.
430
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:49,681
I think I lost you in the elevator.
431
00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:51,383
I'm still looking to book the MRI.
432
00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:52,719
Dr. Derian,
433
00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:53,853
can you watch Angus for a minute?
434
00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,254
I have to pop outside.
435
00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:56,889
She picked the wrong babysitter.
436
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,559
Why don't you sit here
and read your book.
437
00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:04,196
So, what are you all up to?
438
00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:06,599
Trying to find Sherlock's brother.
439
00:20:06,699 --> 00:20:08,299
Watson thinks it's our best chance
440
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,369
of confirming Angus's diagnosis.
441
00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:14,106
Or proving that Irene...
442
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,210
No idea what that was.
443
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:21,313
Um... Where's your, uh, your teammate?
444
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:23,049
Somewhere losing.
445
00:20:23,149 --> 00:20:24,551
What were the EMG results?
446
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,753
Inconclusive. He was too anxious.
447
00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:28,820
But I did set him up
with an MRI for tomorrow,
448
00:20:28,821 --> 00:20:30,957
so we'll see how that goes.
449
00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,691
Better than a muscle biopsy.
450
00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:33,893
Tough choice.
451
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,694
Claustrophobic death tube
452
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:41,167
or cut a chunk of meat out of his leg.
453
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:44,904
So far, all I can find is
454
00:20:45,004 --> 00:20:47,172
some illegible
correspondence with Sherlock,
455
00:20:47,173 --> 00:20:49,909
and a copy of an incident report
456
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,044
where Mycroft tried to get
some junior detective fired.
457
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,248
Punching down was
always his strong suit.
458
00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:57,950
And look...
459
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,219
here's a picture of him.
460
00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:04,055
Mycroft's legs.
461
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,125
We're really closing in.
462
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:08,695
It's quite a different life you led,
463
00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:10,129
consulting on these cases.
464
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:13,099
All the violence. Extortion.
465
00:21:13,199 --> 00:21:16,135
Are we ever gonna talk about
what happened last week?
466
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,904
How you said Shinwell was
switching your prescriptions,
467
00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:22,008
or that a pharmacist crawled
into our office to die?
468
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:24,911
All you need to know is that
I was wrong about Shinwell.
469
00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:26,979
I was wrong to ever doubt him.
470
00:21:30,216 --> 00:21:32,619
Sorry to interrupt.
471
00:21:32,719 --> 00:21:36,055
I was wondering where my teammate was.
472
00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,991
Oh, yeah. Here's the kid.
473
00:21:41,961 --> 00:21:44,063
I'm gonna go take care of... that.
474
00:21:44,163 --> 00:21:45,765
Great idea.
475
00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:50,402
What's in the boxes?
476
00:21:50,502 --> 00:21:52,138
Case files.
477
00:21:52,238 --> 00:21:54,506
- My dad's files?
- Mm-hmm.
478
00:21:54,641 --> 00:21:58,310
You mean, you solved
all of these with him?
479
00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:00,379
Yes, I did.
480
00:22:01,213 --> 00:22:03,015
Can we talk?
481
00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,383
Or am I still being punished for being
482
00:22:04,483 --> 00:22:06,218
the recipient of Watson's attention?
483
00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:14,260
It's not too late to
join the light side.
484
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,127
Find anything on the mystery man?
485
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:19,031
He worked with Watson
and Holmes on a case about
486
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:20,165
missing submarine plans,
487
00:22:20,232 --> 00:22:21,533
which is why they have this.
488
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:23,402
Are those Mycroft's feet?
489
00:22:23,502 --> 00:22:24,536
Check out his shoes.
490
00:22:24,671 --> 00:22:26,472
Definitely Winton Whittakers.
491
00:22:26,572 --> 00:22:28,473
Fancy Oxfords.
492
00:22:28,474 --> 00:22:30,710
Ornate broguing. Peculiar gussets.
493
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,144
I could never afford Whittakers.
494
00:22:32,244 --> 00:22:33,846
It's £4,000 a pair,
495
00:22:33,946 --> 00:22:35,347
if you can score a commission.
496
00:22:35,447 --> 00:22:36,849
Their client list
497
00:22:36,949 --> 00:22:39,451
has more British elites
than Buckingham Palace.
498
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:42,287
Maybe we can track down his
contact information from his orders.
499
00:22:42,288 --> 00:22:44,356
It's, um, 3:30 p.m. in London.
500
00:22:44,456 --> 00:22:46,058
Who's gonna call?
501
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:47,293
Already messaged them.
502
00:22:47,393 --> 00:22:48,626
I'm gonna pass on
503
00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:51,397
Watson's number, see when they reply.
504
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,037
Did you bore my child to death?
505
00:22:58,038 --> 00:23:00,506
Hopefully just to sleep.
506
00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:03,710
Are you okay?
507
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,878
You look a bit... lost.
508
00:23:05,978 --> 00:23:09,215
I just got the results from the
targeted testing we did for Angus.
509
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,017
He does have the mutation,
510
00:23:11,117 --> 00:23:13,585
but there's no variant
of unknown significance
511
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,722
- in his CAPN3 gene.
- What does that mean?
512
00:23:24,096 --> 00:23:25,196
Does he do this often?
513
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:27,032
He's never been a sound sleeper.
514
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:32,237
Is this a good time to point out
515
00:23:32,238 --> 00:23:33,873
that Dirty Rotten Scoundrels lady
516
00:23:33,973 --> 00:23:37,076
brought us incorrect test results?
517
00:23:37,176 --> 00:23:38,410
Variants of unknown significance
518
00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:40,646
is already an imprecise classification.
519
00:23:40,747 --> 00:23:41,880
There's always human error, too.
520
00:23:41,881 --> 00:23:43,249
Well, for now, let's focus on
521
00:23:43,349 --> 00:23:45,651
the pediatric neuromuscular disorders
522
00:23:45,785 --> 00:23:47,686
associated with sleep disturbances.
523
00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:51,157
I've already started
running Angus's whole genome.
524
00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:53,192
Someone left a message for you, guv.
525
00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:55,593
Get to work.
526
00:23:55,594 --> 00:23:58,497
You're still trying to win, aren't you?
527
00:23:58,630 --> 00:23:59,731
Yes.
528
00:23:59,732 --> 00:24:02,301
But the cynicism is genuine.
529
00:24:02,434 --> 00:24:04,602
Ah, well, okay.
530
00:24:04,603 --> 00:24:07,139
Please tell him to bring
the trophy from Tooting Bec.
531
00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:09,809
He'll know what I mean. Thanks.
532
00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:12,011
Mycroft's assistant.
533
00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:13,612
I assumed that he got my email,
534
00:24:13,712 --> 00:24:15,447
but someone from the shoe company
535
00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:17,016
told him I was reaching out?
536
00:24:17,149 --> 00:24:19,886
I hate grandiloquent spy babble.
537
00:24:19,986 --> 00:24:23,155
Yeah, well, you've had
your doubts about Angus.
538
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:25,124
Now's your chance to prove it.
539
00:24:25,224 --> 00:24:27,293
I need you to go to London.
540
00:24:28,995 --> 00:24:30,162
By tomorrow,
541
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,498
we'll know the truth.
542
00:24:44,777 --> 00:24:48,114
Ah, The Diogenes Club.
543
00:24:48,214 --> 00:24:50,870
You know, they call this
the queerest club in London.
544
00:24:50,871 --> 00:24:54,186
I don't think they mean
that in the fun way, eh?
545
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,788
Eh?
546
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,109
Judas Priest, that is.
547
00:25:17,209 --> 00:25:18,544
I was never a fan myself.
548
00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:20,212
Elton John has my heart,
549
00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:21,948
and always will do.
550
00:25:22,048 --> 00:25:23,982
But it's a fine antidote to silence,
551
00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:26,152
- don't you think?
- Turn it off!
552
00:25:27,854 --> 00:25:29,922
So, Ilsa,
553
00:25:30,056 --> 00:25:32,524
I'm going to see Mycroft Holmes,
554
00:25:32,624 --> 00:25:34,426
here, and not elsewhere,
555
00:25:34,526 --> 00:25:37,229
or I'm gonna press "play" again,
556
00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:40,099
and shut this place down
till the rozzers get here.
557
00:25:40,199 --> 00:25:43,269
And them two young
ballerinas over my shoulder,
558
00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:46,973
I promise you, they won't
get this out of my hand.
559
00:25:48,574 --> 00:25:52,444
Ilsa, so what's it gonna be?
560
00:26:13,432 --> 00:26:17,303
Mr. Holmes, thank you for the audience.
561
00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:21,307
You know, I know what
you're thinking, guv.
562
00:26:21,407 --> 00:26:25,144
Sherlock Holmes, getting
Irene Adler in the family way.
563
00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,913
The man had his blind spots,
564
00:26:27,013 --> 00:26:29,481
but that doesn't sound
like Sherlock Holmes to me.
565
00:26:29,615 --> 00:26:32,250
I will say this, if it is a con,
566
00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:33,785
it's a good one.
567
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,554
The boy could pass for a Holmes.
568
00:26:35,654 --> 00:26:38,389
Dr. Watson, he either
believes it's true,
569
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,391
or wants to believe it's true.
570
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:43,629
So, if you can help, that...
571
00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:57,742
Wow.
572
00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,678
Is that...
573
00:27:11,924 --> 00:27:14,994
Do let me know if
that parasite is lying.
574
00:27:15,094 --> 00:27:18,998
I'd love to make life
inconvenient for her.
575
00:27:20,632 --> 00:27:25,637
* Blasting the cannons of truth
to each man of this Earth *
576
00:27:56,234 --> 00:27:57,503
Irene.
577
00:27:58,437 --> 00:28:00,006
What are you looking for?
578
00:28:00,106 --> 00:28:01,407
My gloves.
579
00:28:01,507 --> 00:28:03,042
My... my hands are freezing.
580
00:28:03,142 --> 00:28:04,343
Your gloves?
581
00:28:04,443 --> 00:28:06,078
For what?
582
00:28:07,379 --> 00:28:08,747
Irene?
583
00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:10,716
Irene.
584
00:28:15,954 --> 00:28:17,156
What's going on?
585
00:28:17,289 --> 00:28:18,957
You tell me.
586
00:28:19,058 --> 00:28:21,127
I must've been sleepwalking.
587
00:28:21,227 --> 00:28:23,129
Sleepwalking...
588
00:28:23,262 --> 00:28:24,895
or you're caught snooping.
589
00:28:26,565 --> 00:28:27,966
My grandmother used to sleepwalk
590
00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:30,002
right out of the house and
into the streets of Grimsby.
591
00:28:30,102 --> 00:28:32,038
Thank God you have bars on your door.
592
00:28:32,138 --> 00:28:33,705
I'd be halfway to Philadelphia by now.
593
00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:35,774
So, are your hands still freezing?
594
00:28:38,077 --> 00:28:39,678
They don't feel cold.
595
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,948
Must've been part of the dream.
596
00:28:45,451 --> 00:28:48,854
- I'll clean up the glass.
- No, I've got it.
597
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:53,792
You should get some sleep.
598
00:28:57,329 --> 00:28:59,365
Where'd you pull that from?
599
00:28:59,498 --> 00:29:02,268
Watson texted it to me at 3:30 a.m.
600
00:29:02,368 --> 00:29:04,570
Why is Watson texting you at 3:30 a.m.?
601
00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:06,505
'Cause Stephens is a "Pick Me Girl."
602
00:29:06,605 --> 00:29:08,740
How does "Pick Me Girl" apply here?
603
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,940
Seeking male attention and validation
604
00:29:09,941 --> 00:29:11,343
at the expense of other women.
605
00:29:11,443 --> 00:29:12,977
"Other women" is key here, and Ingrid,
606
00:29:12,978 --> 00:29:14,880
I say this with love, but you have been
607
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:16,282
in the most hellacious mood all week.
608
00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:18,550
I came up with my own theory last night.
609
00:29:18,684 --> 00:29:21,253
The Solo Cynic Squad.
610
00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:28,793
Factitious disorder imposed on another,
611
00:29:28,794 --> 00:29:29,828
formerly known as...
612
00:29:29,928 --> 00:29:31,730
Munchausen by proxy.
613
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:34,132
My teammate wants to play?
614
00:29:34,133 --> 00:29:37,169
You think Irene is
making Angus sick? Why?
615
00:29:37,269 --> 00:29:40,206
Sympathy. Attention.
Proximity to Watson.
616
00:29:40,339 --> 00:29:41,373
She does seem emotionally fragile.
617
00:29:41,473 --> 00:29:42,608
You know, muscle weakness
618
00:29:42,609 --> 00:29:44,342
can be caused by low potassium.
619
00:29:44,343 --> 00:29:45,844
Maybe she's giving him potassium binders
620
00:29:45,944 --> 00:29:47,179
to cause the symptoms.
621
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:48,547
His electrolytes were normal.
622
00:29:48,647 --> 00:29:51,683
But the toe-walking, muscle weakness,
623
00:29:51,783 --> 00:29:53,818
absence seizure-like behaviors,
624
00:29:53,819 --> 00:29:55,486
all that could be totally faked.
625
00:29:55,487 --> 00:29:56,521
I mean, what if he's in on it?
626
00:29:56,522 --> 00:29:59,225
Seems like Watson would be
the first to consider all this.
627
00:29:59,325 --> 00:30:02,661
He was suspicious.
Then he became attached.
628
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:04,896
Even brilliant people reject evidence
629
00:30:04,996 --> 00:30:06,864
when it threatens what
they want to believe.
630
00:30:06,865 --> 00:30:08,334
FDIA is serious.
631
00:30:08,434 --> 00:30:10,536
We'd be accusing Irene of child abuse.
632
00:30:10,636 --> 00:30:13,305
Yes, which is why we'd
have to be certain.
633
00:30:13,405 --> 00:30:14,940
And all it takes is a little shove.
634
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:17,042
Excuse me?
635
00:30:17,143 --> 00:30:19,245
A kid with Angus's
neuromuscular symptoms
636
00:30:19,345 --> 00:30:22,347
is more likely to fall
flat on his face if pushed.
637
00:30:22,348 --> 00:30:23,815
How is that not child abuse?
638
00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:26,152
If he catches himself,
we know he's faking it.
639
00:30:26,252 --> 00:30:27,753
We aren't shoving a kid.
640
00:30:27,853 --> 00:30:31,557
It is time to let go of Hopeful Healing.
641
00:30:31,657 --> 00:30:32,958
Seconded.
642
00:30:33,725 --> 00:30:36,462
Not the "shoving the kid" part.
643
00:30:36,562 --> 00:30:37,829
But the only thing
644
00:30:37,929 --> 00:30:40,432
that Irene Adler has ever wanted...
645
00:30:40,532 --> 00:30:42,801
financial stability.
646
00:30:42,901 --> 00:30:44,770
And the way I see it,
647
00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:47,538
proving paternity gives her claim
648
00:30:47,539 --> 00:30:49,708
to all of Sherlock's estate,
649
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,144
including this clinic.
650
00:30:52,278 --> 00:30:56,315
But it is a load of bullocks,
651
00:30:56,415 --> 00:30:59,551
and I've got the box to prove it.
652
00:31:06,492 --> 00:31:08,660
Shinwell, how'd it go?
653
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,496
Rollicking time, guv.
654
00:31:10,596 --> 00:31:11,596
Except after,
655
00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:14,132
I tried the Criterion for a pint.
656
00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:15,767
Can you believe it was shuttered?
657
00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,703
- No.
- Yeah.
658
00:31:17,803 --> 00:31:20,239
Time is a cruel mistress.
659
00:31:21,307 --> 00:31:23,008
Clyde's running a sample now.
660
00:31:23,108 --> 00:31:24,810
Your name goes in the book of deeds.
661
00:31:24,943 --> 00:31:27,646
There are worse books to be in, guv.
662
00:31:27,746 --> 00:31:30,047
- Any new theories, team?
- Not yet.
663
00:31:30,048 --> 00:31:31,483
Angus, darling,
664
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,652
be a good boy while I make a call.
665
00:31:34,486 --> 00:31:35,521
Ingrid,
666
00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:36,688
keep an eye on him, yeah?
667
00:31:36,822 --> 00:31:37,989
I'd love to.
668
00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:39,225
Don't.
669
00:31:42,594 --> 00:31:44,929
- Angus, you know what we never tried?
- What?
670
00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:48,300
The six-minute walk test where
we gauge your muscle endurance.
671
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,601
Sorry.
672
00:31:50,602 --> 00:31:52,704
I'm not used to being a slow walker.
673
00:31:52,804 --> 00:31:56,342
My favorite mode of
transportation is elephant.
674
00:31:56,475 --> 00:31:58,277
Elephant.
675
00:31:58,377 --> 00:31:59,845
That's funny.
676
00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:03,181
So have you and your mom
always traveled so much?
677
00:32:03,282 --> 00:32:06,518
Well, we used to stay in London more.
678
00:32:06,652 --> 00:32:11,122
And then Mum decided every
day should be an adventure.
679
00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:12,758
When was that?
680
00:32:12,858 --> 00:32:14,826
Maybe a year ago.
681
00:32:14,926 --> 00:32:18,196
Did anything else change around then?
682
00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:22,268
Anything unusual like
her sleepwalking or...
683
00:32:25,871 --> 00:32:29,640
Uh, yes, actually.
684
00:32:29,641 --> 00:32:32,944
And the noises in her sleep.
685
00:32:33,044 --> 00:32:35,513
- Like you did in my office the other day?
- Yes.
686
00:32:35,514 --> 00:32:38,617
So you remember that? I
thought you were asleep.
687
00:32:38,717 --> 00:32:42,087
I was. My mum told me what happened.
688
00:32:42,187 --> 00:32:46,091
- Has it been six minutes yet?
- Almost.
689
00:32:46,224 --> 00:32:49,227
Hey, I bet I can guess a
country you haven't been to.
690
00:32:49,328 --> 00:32:50,328
Austria.
691
00:32:50,362 --> 00:32:52,531
Nope. Been there.
692
00:32:52,631 --> 00:32:54,099
I don't like schnitzel.
693
00:32:54,199 --> 00:32:56,602
Did you happen to meet my old friend
694
00:32:56,735 --> 00:32:58,704
Aldebert Gruner while you were there?
695
00:32:58,804 --> 00:33:00,238
Uncle Gruner.
696
00:33:00,339 --> 00:33:02,541
Well, not a real uncle.
697
00:33:02,641 --> 00:33:04,510
He's Mum's friend, though, too.
698
00:33:05,511 --> 00:33:08,713
Let's definitely hit up
Jackson Hole this winter, man.
699
00:33:08,714 --> 00:33:10,916
Get after that fresh pow.
700
00:33:11,016 --> 00:33:12,517
Love you, bud.
701
00:33:12,518 --> 00:33:14,119
- Thatch?
- Thatch.
702
00:33:14,219 --> 00:33:15,287
Don't tell me he's actually CIA?
703
00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:16,722
I can't tell you that,
704
00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:20,691
but I did get a complete
rundown on Irene Adler.
705
00:33:20,692 --> 00:33:23,595
Most recently linked to
multiple cases of charity fraud.
706
00:33:23,729 --> 00:33:26,965
I suspect that she's using
Angus's illness for profit.
707
00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:30,569
Like a GoFundMe kid?
That screams Munchausen's.
708
00:33:30,669 --> 00:33:31,970
Where's Angus?
709
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,673
Exercise assessment with Dr. Watson.
710
00:33:34,773 --> 00:33:36,007
I have good news.
711
00:33:36,107 --> 00:33:37,876
The MRI tech was able to
squeeze Angus in today.
712
00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,077
We could also try a muscle biopsy, too.
713
00:33:40,078 --> 00:33:43,114
Great. Today is wide open.
714
00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:44,983
Anyone else fancy a cuppa?
715
00:33:48,053 --> 00:33:50,388
"A cuppa"? What if
she's not even English?
716
00:33:50,389 --> 00:33:53,892
Mission accomplished.
717
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,529
I would like to speak to you
about something in your office.
718
00:33:59,431 --> 00:34:01,599
I'll also be part of that conversation.
719
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,669
Be right back.
720
00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:06,905
They can't take all the credit.
721
00:34:13,912 --> 00:34:17,048
Sorry, kid.
722
00:34:18,249 --> 00:34:19,985
Look, I know you've been going through
723
00:34:20,118 --> 00:34:22,119
- a real tough time lately, but...
- Irene's been lying to you.
724
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,722
Well, to all of us, and...
725
00:34:23,822 --> 00:34:24,890
- Watson...
- The kid's faking it!
726
00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,658
Ingrid pushed him.
727
00:34:26,758 --> 00:34:28,408
Yes, and he caught himself,
he didn't fall flat on his face
728
00:34:28,494 --> 00:34:32,398
which means that Angus is not
sick, not Sherlock's kid, or...
729
00:34:32,498 --> 00:34:33,498
I know.
730
00:34:33,499 --> 00:34:35,501
- Know what?
- This entire scheme
731
00:34:35,601 --> 00:34:36,702
was concocted by Ms. Adler
732
00:34:36,835 --> 00:34:38,870
to gain Sherlock's DNA.
733
00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:41,239
I was waiting to show my hand
734
00:34:41,339 --> 00:34:43,341
until I got confirmation from the test,
735
00:34:43,442 --> 00:34:45,444
which is what this is for.
736
00:34:50,816 --> 00:34:53,251
Well done, darling.
737
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:55,787
Fancy an ice cream?
738
00:35:16,141 --> 00:35:18,243
Yeah, they're definitely gone.
739
00:35:18,343 --> 00:35:21,079
I've looked everywhere.
I'll head back up.
740
00:35:21,212 --> 00:35:22,948
I knew that kid was Satan's spawn.
741
00:35:23,048 --> 00:35:25,517
Hang on now, he's just doing
what his mother told him to do.
742
00:35:25,617 --> 00:35:27,419
Yeah. More like training her protégé.
743
00:35:27,553 --> 00:35:29,421
It's official.
744
00:35:29,521 --> 00:35:31,055
Preliminary sequencing
shows that Sherlock
745
00:35:31,056 --> 00:35:32,357
can't be Angus's father.
746
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,259
So he's a pickpocket and a fake?
747
00:35:34,359 --> 00:35:37,194
She designed it all so that
whether we believed her or not,
748
00:35:37,195 --> 00:35:39,697
we'd deliver Sherlock's
DNA right to her.
749
00:35:39,698 --> 00:35:41,800
It's an immaculate plan.
I'm deeply impressed.
750
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,401
Was he faking being sick, too?
751
00:35:43,502 --> 00:35:45,637
All of it. The gait,
the muscle weakness,
752
00:35:45,737 --> 00:35:47,639
the staring spells, sleep apnea.
753
00:35:47,739 --> 00:35:50,642
The only thing he didn't fake
was his preternatural wit.
754
00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:52,042
You can't train that.
755
00:35:52,043 --> 00:35:53,578
I know Sherlock was special,
756
00:35:53,579 --> 00:35:55,546
but why go to such extremes for his DNA?
757
00:35:55,547 --> 00:35:59,651
Ah, yes, here we all are, nice and cozy,
758
00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:03,387
elucidating and pontificating,
759
00:36:03,388 --> 00:36:06,423
but perhaps we at least try
760
00:36:06,424 --> 00:36:09,760
to catch her before she hops on a plane?
761
00:36:09,761 --> 00:36:12,230
You put a tracking device on her?
762
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:13,965
I know, so unlike me.
763
00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:16,735
But as I told Dr. Watson,
764
00:36:16,835 --> 00:36:19,170
I never trusted the lass.
765
00:36:23,174 --> 00:36:25,276
I'll wait here, guv.
766
00:36:31,116 --> 00:36:34,352
Glad I could catch you
before your next adventure.
767
00:36:35,587 --> 00:36:37,489
Uh-oh.
768
00:36:37,589 --> 00:36:39,558
Why don't we speak in private?
769
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:43,829
Inventing a secret son
of my dead best friend,
770
00:36:43,962 --> 00:36:45,230
faking a genetic mystery,
771
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,765
one tailored to my unique skill set,
772
00:36:47,766 --> 00:36:51,169
that could only be solved
by Sherlock's DNA...
773
00:36:51,269 --> 00:36:54,673
that's wicked, and was brilliant.
774
00:36:54,806 --> 00:36:55,940
Thank you.
775
00:36:55,941 --> 00:36:59,377
You also knew that the
moment we had that DNA,
776
00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:01,747
your lie would be exposed.
777
00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:04,114
But that wouldn't matter, now would it?
778
00:37:04,115 --> 00:37:07,185
Because by then you'd be
all the way to Austria.
779
00:37:07,318 --> 00:37:09,020
How did you know?
780
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,487
Small Venn diagram
781
00:37:10,488 --> 00:37:13,191
of people rich enough to throw
away money on such things,
782
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:17,529
and clever enough to recognize
Sherlock's real value.
783
00:37:17,629 --> 00:37:22,868
Austrian aristocrat Adelbert
Gruner sits smack in the middle.
784
00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:25,336
Baron Gruner moved on
from collecting women
785
00:37:25,436 --> 00:37:27,005
to collecting megaminds,
786
00:37:27,105 --> 00:37:29,040
banking their genetic sample to study.
787
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:32,110
Sherlock would've been his Holy Grail.
788
00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:34,813
I'd say so, given Gruner's offer.
789
00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:37,549
I need to collect it, Watson.
790
00:37:37,649 --> 00:37:41,887
Why would you risk jeopardizing
your son for one huge payday?
791
00:37:41,987 --> 00:37:44,455
It's not because Angus is sick.
792
00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,592
You are.
793
00:37:46,692 --> 00:37:47,893
Sleepwalking,
794
00:37:47,993 --> 00:37:50,428
that's triggered by stress and fatigue.
795
00:37:50,528 --> 00:37:52,631
Freezing hands that
aren't cold to the touch,
796
00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,198
that's a sign of neuropathy.
797
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:56,101
Bruises on your arm just
from carrying a purse,
798
00:37:56,234 --> 00:37:59,805
that's a common side
effect of chemotherapy.
799
00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:02,808
What type of cancer do you have?
800
00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:06,311
Multiple myeloma.
801
00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:08,914
Incurable.
802
00:38:09,047 --> 00:38:11,316
I failed every treatment.
803
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:16,622
My doctors say I have two,
maybe three good years left.
804
00:38:18,356 --> 00:38:20,425
I'm all Angus has.
805
00:38:20,558 --> 00:38:24,930
That payout would provide
everything he needs after I'm gone.
806
00:38:26,197 --> 00:38:28,166
What if I can give you more time?
807
00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:32,103
CAR T-cells are genetically
engineered to bind
808
00:38:32,203 --> 00:38:34,640
to and kill cancer cells.
809
00:38:34,773 --> 00:38:37,609
They're not widely available
in the UK for myeloma,
810
00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:39,711
but here the FDA just approved it.
811
00:38:39,811 --> 00:38:41,412
I have a friend at MD Anderson,
812
00:38:41,512 --> 00:38:44,115
he says the data is promising.
813
00:38:44,249 --> 00:38:47,418
He can facilitate a transfer of
care from your doctor in the UK
814
00:38:47,518 --> 00:38:49,621
to their cancer center in Texas.
815
00:38:49,721 --> 00:38:50,789
Texas?
816
00:38:50,889 --> 00:38:53,458
Yes, it's a lifestyle adjustment,
817
00:38:53,591 --> 00:38:57,863
but being rooted in one
place would be good for Angus.
818
00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:02,933
What if it doesn't work?
819
00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:07,038
Will you be his guardian if I
don't live to see him turn 18?
820
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:14,980
If he's okay with it, I'll accept.
821
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,529
I'm sorry I lied to you.
822
00:39:31,629 --> 00:39:32,930
It's okay.
823
00:39:32,931 --> 00:39:35,500
As long as you're honest with
me from now on, we're good.
824
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,801
I promise.
825
00:39:36,802 --> 00:39:39,370
You're a very special young man, Angus.
826
00:39:39,470 --> 00:39:42,073
I hope you'll let me visit
you in London, or even Texas.
827
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:43,408
Please.
828
00:39:43,508 --> 00:39:46,211
But don't bring your receptionist.
829
00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:49,147
Deal.
830
00:39:58,489 --> 00:40:00,658
The twins take off already?
831
00:40:00,759 --> 00:40:02,427
Slackers.
832
00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:06,197
So how long you been
sleeping with your ex?
833
00:40:08,299 --> 00:40:10,068
You're vain, but not so vain
834
00:40:10,168 --> 00:40:13,604
that you'd buy a painting of
yourself to display at work.
835
00:40:13,705 --> 00:40:15,540
Wasn't at the gallery show.
836
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,742
Sleeping with the artist, aren't you?
837
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:19,377
Turns out, I'm still his muse.
838
00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:22,347
Good. Better than Stephens.
839
00:40:22,447 --> 00:40:26,517
Rebounds are messy and I'm
not interested in cleanup duty.
840
00:40:28,653 --> 00:40:31,289
I'll keep this short.
841
00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:34,658
I am sorry about everything.
842
00:40:34,659 --> 00:40:36,828
I understand why you
called me a "Pick Me Girl."
843
00:40:36,928 --> 00:40:40,098
And I vow to be more
conscious about excluding you.
844
00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:41,665
And...
845
00:40:43,368 --> 00:40:45,369
... if there are ever teams
again, I want to be on yours
846
00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:49,507
because being against
you is... terrifying.
847
00:40:49,607 --> 00:40:51,109
She attacks children.
848
00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:53,543
Um...
849
00:40:53,544 --> 00:40:56,414
Would you mind giving
us a second, please?
850
00:40:57,415 --> 00:40:59,084
Of course.
851
00:41:01,419 --> 00:41:03,388
Children!
852
00:41:04,455 --> 00:41:06,356
It is depressing
853
00:41:06,357 --> 00:41:10,095
how many trophies have
gone to die at Goodwill.
854
00:41:10,195 --> 00:41:13,398
But... this one is yours.
855
00:41:31,216 --> 00:41:32,884
Can't believe he's gone.
856
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,122
You'll see the little turd again.
857
00:41:37,222 --> 00:41:38,790
I meant Sherlock.
858
00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:51,136
This ring is a family heirloom
859
00:41:51,236 --> 00:41:55,506
that Mycroft was wearing during
an infamous fight with Sherlock.
860
00:41:56,674 --> 00:42:00,245
He kept it to mark the one time
he kicked his brother's ass.
861
00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:03,381
A story that he told me
all three times I met him.
862
00:42:03,481 --> 00:42:05,817
That's how you knew to call for it.
863
00:42:05,951 --> 00:42:08,153
The Tooting Bec Trophy.
864
00:42:08,987 --> 00:42:11,722
Yeah, the things we hold on to.
865
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,495
Mind if I do the honors?
866
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:35,000
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