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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:06,306 - Previously on Watson... - On two occasions now, 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,441 I've had hallucinations. 3 00:00:07,631 --> 00:00:08,698 Each time, it's happened right after 4 00:00:08,699 --> 00:00:10,468 I've refilled tamsulosin. 5 00:00:10,601 --> 00:00:12,069 What, someone's switching out your medication? 6 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:13,404 I need to tell you something. 7 00:00:13,504 --> 00:00:14,572 Dr. Watson. 8 00:00:14,672 --> 00:00:15,705 Someone is watching you. 9 00:00:15,706 --> 00:00:17,275 Your prescriptions come in, 10 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:18,708 and I have been trading one for the other. 11 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:20,311 You don't have to do this, mate. 12 00:00:21,612 --> 00:00:22,946 I know what happened here. 13 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:24,948 He's not down there anymore. I have him now. 14 00:00:25,048 --> 00:00:26,317 He's alive, Shinwell. 15 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,118 Moriarty is alive. 16 00:00:30,654 --> 00:00:32,122 Here we go. 17 00:00:32,223 --> 00:00:34,925 Another festival of misanthropy and loneliness. 18 00:00:35,025 --> 00:00:36,960 We are picking out points of genetic interest, 19 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:39,129 not living a life in the day of Stephens Croft. 20 00:00:39,263 --> 00:00:40,798 You mean a day in the life of John Watson. 21 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:43,167 He's the one who spots disease everywhere he goes. 22 00:00:43,301 --> 00:00:45,768 Yes, it's both a burden and privileged way 23 00:00:45,769 --> 00:00:47,437 of seeing the world, Dr. Croft. 24 00:00:47,508 --> 00:00:49,243 Skunk stripe. 25 00:00:50,544 --> 00:00:52,045 What's the matter with you? 26 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:53,314 S-Sorry. Sir... 27 00:00:53,414 --> 00:00:55,949 "Poliosis" is the medical term. 28 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:57,084 His white forelock, 29 00:00:57,217 --> 00:00:58,217 absurdly blue eyes, 30 00:00:58,218 --> 00:01:00,588 broad nasal root all points to Waardenburg type 1. 31 00:01:00,688 --> 00:01:02,256 Could also have congenital hearing loss. 32 00:01:02,356 --> 00:01:04,725 Mm, good news, he totally heard you. 33 00:01:04,825 --> 00:01:06,826 That's one point to Adam in the festival 34 00:01:06,827 --> 00:01:10,163 of misanthropy and loneliness. 35 00:01:10,264 --> 00:01:11,864 Dermal melanocytosis. 36 00:01:11,865 --> 00:01:13,634 It's gorgeous. 37 00:01:13,734 --> 00:01:15,436 And incredibly rare. 38 00:01:15,536 --> 00:01:18,138 - See how it runs along the lines of Blaschko? - Uh-huh. 39 00:01:21,442 --> 00:01:22,543 Excuse me. 40 00:01:22,643 --> 00:01:23,811 I'm sorry to stop you, 41 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:25,613 but may I ask about the birthmark 42 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:27,080 that's on your back? 43 00:01:27,214 --> 00:01:30,884 I run the Holmes Clinic of Diagnostic Medicine. 44 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:32,719 You do realize that you're hot, right? 45 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,355 If you want my number, you can just ask. 46 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:35,956 Thank you, but it's-it's not about that. 47 00:01:36,056 --> 00:01:37,391 Yeah, okay. 48 00:01:37,491 --> 00:01:39,427 I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 49 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:43,163 Who are you? 50 00:01:43,263 --> 00:01:44,932 John Watson. 51 00:01:50,771 --> 00:01:53,006 Irene Adler. 52 00:01:53,106 --> 00:01:54,574 Wha... 53 00:01:54,575 --> 00:01:56,510 W-what are you doing here? 54 00:01:58,446 --> 00:02:00,448 I can see what you're doing. 55 00:02:00,581 --> 00:02:02,316 Out here picking up women? 56 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:04,885 Aren't you going to introduce us? 57 00:02:04,985 --> 00:02:07,455 Dr. Derian, 58 00:02:07,555 --> 00:02:09,657 Dr. Lubbock, Crofts. 59 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:12,960 Fellows, this is Irene Adler. 60 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,528 Trust her fashion advice, but 61 00:02:14,628 --> 00:02:16,697 do not trust her with your Social Security numbers. 62 00:02:18,732 --> 00:02:22,302 I will meet you back at the clinic. 63 00:02:26,273 --> 00:02:27,808 Irene, so I haven't seen you since... 64 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:30,544 You were attached to Sherlock's hip? 65 00:02:30,644 --> 00:02:32,179 So, what are you doing in Pittsburgh? 66 00:02:32,279 --> 00:02:33,881 Did you run out of yachts to lounge on, 67 00:02:33,981 --> 00:02:36,783 or did some lesser-known royal kick you off? 68 00:02:36,784 --> 00:02:38,486 I find the lower branches of the peerage 69 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:40,286 are lacking in vigor these days. 70 00:02:40,287 --> 00:02:43,657 Almost as if there's something to all this inbreeding business. 71 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:47,294 Actually, I'm here because my son is sick. 72 00:02:47,395 --> 00:02:50,831 I-I didn't know you had a son. 73 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:52,432 Angus? 74 00:03:00,808 --> 00:03:03,043 John Watson, internist and geneticist. 75 00:03:03,143 --> 00:03:06,346 Angus Adler, medical mystery. 76 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:10,017 So, I mean, y-you came all this way to see me? 77 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:11,685 Why didn't you just call me first? 78 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:15,255 Certain conversations are best had in person. 79 00:03:20,028 --> 00:03:22,662 Knock me down with a cuckoo's feather. 80 00:03:22,663 --> 00:03:25,032 I thought this was a proper establishment. 81 00:03:25,132 --> 00:03:29,703 Don't tell me, Shinwell Johnson is your... receptionist? 82 00:03:29,837 --> 00:03:31,472 Health-care professional. 83 00:03:31,572 --> 00:03:33,741 He's actually studying to be a nurse, as a matter of fact. 84 00:03:33,874 --> 00:03:36,509 Saving lives instead of taking them. 85 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,579 You here on health insurance fraud, 86 00:03:38,712 --> 00:03:42,215 are you, or to scam an octogenarian on his deathbed? 87 00:03:42,315 --> 00:03:45,085 Those days are far behind me. 88 00:03:46,887 --> 00:03:48,155 Well, 89 00:03:48,255 --> 00:03:53,360 I had no idea someone had tamed Scheme-Machine Irene. 90 00:03:53,461 --> 00:03:55,729 - I pity the man. - Mother? 91 00:03:55,829 --> 00:03:58,164 - Hmm? - Aren't receptionists supposed to be welcoming? 92 00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:02,235 He's got you there, Shinwell. 93 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:04,237 This way. 94 00:04:05,873 --> 00:04:08,275 Dr. Lubbock, could you please take 95 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:10,878 Irene and Angus here to the exam room? 96 00:04:10,978 --> 00:04:13,080 - I'll be there shortly. - Course. 97 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:15,783 Hi, I'm Dr. Lubbock. It's so nice to meet you. 98 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:17,485 Come with me. 99 00:04:23,356 --> 00:04:24,992 Hello. 100 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,562 What fresh hell is this? 101 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,697 She asked me to take a look at her son. 102 00:04:30,698 --> 00:04:33,333 I at least want to know what brought them all this way. 103 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:35,969 Are my pupils constricting? 104 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:37,870 Yes, they are indeed. 105 00:04:37,871 --> 00:04:40,574 Most kids don't know your iris is a muscle. 106 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:42,375 It controls your pupil's size. 107 00:04:42,476 --> 00:04:46,113 Did you know, after you die, all your muscles relax, 108 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,715 so dead bodies have dilated pupils. 109 00:04:48,716 --> 00:04:50,017 You're very clever. 110 00:04:50,117 --> 00:04:51,685 Thank you, Doctor. 111 00:04:51,785 --> 00:04:55,155 Doctors can make Angus nervous, but not you. 112 00:04:55,288 --> 00:04:57,390 You must have children of your own? 113 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:01,028 No. I don't. 114 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:05,198 So, Angus, uh, need you 115 00:05:05,298 --> 00:05:08,067 to stand so I can check your balance, okay? 116 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:10,538 Angus, do as Dr. Watson says. 117 00:05:11,404 --> 00:05:12,873 Angus? 118 00:05:13,774 --> 00:05:14,975 Angus. 119 00:05:15,075 --> 00:05:17,310 Can you stand so I can check your balance? 120 00:05:17,410 --> 00:05:19,245 Has he done this before? 121 00:05:19,246 --> 00:05:21,414 He's often in his own world. 122 00:05:23,651 --> 00:05:25,117 Angus. 123 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:26,820 Darling. 124 00:05:27,955 --> 00:05:30,157 Stand up for Dr. Watson. 125 00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:45,271 He called her an "old friend." 126 00:05:45,272 --> 00:05:47,207 I thought it was a euphemism. 127 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:48,676 For "foe"? 128 00:05:48,776 --> 00:05:50,243 Oh, you mean sex. 129 00:05:50,343 --> 00:05:52,913 After last week, Watson probably could use an old friend. 130 00:05:53,013 --> 00:05:55,382 - Do you mean sex? - Everyone means sex. 131 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:59,118 I mean he must be shaken up still. I am. 132 00:05:59,119 --> 00:06:01,254 And we didn't even witness the suicide. 133 00:06:01,388 --> 00:06:03,600 Do we believe he was just a pharmacist? 134 00:06:03,601 --> 00:06:04,965 Stop staring at the spot 135 00:06:04,966 --> 00:06:06,894 like it'll bring the guy back from the dead. 136 00:06:06,994 --> 00:06:08,361 The problem's with the living. 137 00:06:08,461 --> 00:06:10,831 After last week, I don't trust anyone walking in off the street. 138 00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:12,933 Especially not someone from Watson's past. 139 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:16,236 Did anyone ever mention to you that 140 00:06:16,369 --> 00:06:20,874 Angus's staring spells could be absence seizures? 141 00:06:22,109 --> 00:06:25,412 What? I had no idea. 142 00:06:25,512 --> 00:06:27,881 I feel terrible. 143 00:06:27,981 --> 00:06:31,184 Don't, because those often go undiagnosed for years. 144 00:06:31,284 --> 00:06:33,420 And his muscular weakness could be caused 145 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,055 by a number of pathologies. 146 00:06:35,188 --> 00:06:36,523 His doctor back home 147 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:38,626 suspects limb-girdle muscular dystrophy, but... 148 00:06:38,726 --> 00:06:42,963 He'd have to have two mutated copies of his CAPN3 gene. 149 00:06:43,897 --> 00:06:46,399 He has one. 150 00:06:46,499 --> 00:06:48,301 He got it from me. 151 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:52,740 He also has a "variant of unknown significance." 152 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,442 What were his father's results? 153 00:06:56,409 --> 00:06:58,746 His father's no longer with us. 154 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,782 He was a man with many enemies, and... 155 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:05,953 ... one of whom finally brought about his demise last year. 156 00:07:06,086 --> 00:07:09,723 He wished to be cremated, so... 157 00:07:09,823 --> 00:07:13,393 can't exactly acquire a sample. 158 00:07:13,493 --> 00:07:15,896 I'm sorry for your loss. 159 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,531 I'm sorry for yours. 160 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:31,912 Shinwell... 161 00:07:32,212 --> 00:07:34,047 You must see it. 162 00:07:36,016 --> 00:07:37,785 Angus's father, he was... 163 00:07:37,885 --> 00:07:39,820 Sherlock Holmes. 164 00:07:54,436 --> 00:07:57,834 Everything discussed in this room 165 00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:01,205 stays in this room. 166 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:03,376 Understood? 167 00:08:03,476 --> 00:08:04,611 This must be so surreal for you. 168 00:08:04,712 --> 00:08:08,048 You really had no idea that Sherlock had a son? 169 00:08:09,817 --> 00:08:11,518 You don't believe it's his kid. 170 00:08:11,718 --> 00:08:13,185 I remain objective. 171 00:08:13,186 --> 00:08:15,688 So, we have two tasks at hand. 172 00:08:15,789 --> 00:08:20,093 Two teams to tackle two branching possibilities. 173 00:08:25,098 --> 00:08:27,801 Adam and Sasha. Hopeful Healers. 174 00:08:27,935 --> 00:08:30,637 Take the patient at face value. 175 00:08:30,737 --> 00:08:33,173 Based on Angus's presenting symptoms, his labs 176 00:08:33,273 --> 00:08:34,607 and his past medical records, 177 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:37,945 draw up a differential for us to discuss. 178 00:08:38,078 --> 00:08:39,479 Ingrid and Stephens. 179 00:08:39,612 --> 00:08:41,248 Cynic Squad. 180 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:42,749 - What? - Hell yeah. 181 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:43,850 Take Irene aside 182 00:08:43,951 --> 00:08:45,585 and get a very detailed history. 183 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:46,954 Find out everything you can, 184 00:08:47,054 --> 00:08:48,956 but keep an ear out for inconsistencies. 185 00:08:49,056 --> 00:08:50,589 Whether to confirm diagnosis 186 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:53,793 or disprove paternity, we'll need Holmes's DNA. 187 00:08:53,894 --> 00:08:55,929 How do we get the DNA of a dead man? 188 00:08:56,029 --> 00:08:57,664 You can leave that to me. 189 00:08:57,797 --> 00:09:00,333 And I need you all to remember: 190 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:02,268 Irene Adler is the only living person 191 00:09:02,269 --> 00:09:04,270 to ever outsmart Sherlock Holmes. 192 00:09:04,271 --> 00:09:07,340 She cannot know that I doubt her story. 193 00:09:09,576 --> 00:09:11,211 Kid's got his grimy fingerprints 194 00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:13,213 all over these game pieces. 195 00:09:13,313 --> 00:09:15,915 Trace DNA. We can test him. 196 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:17,249 But we have the actual kid. 197 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,786 Plus, Irene already brought in his testing results. 198 00:09:19,887 --> 00:09:21,921 Well, I wouldn't trust anything 199 00:09:21,922 --> 00:09:24,024 from the hands of Irene Adler. 200 00:09:24,157 --> 00:09:26,193 I'm trying to remain objective. 201 00:09:26,326 --> 00:09:30,830 But yes, I did swab Angus to run my own test. 202 00:09:30,931 --> 00:09:32,599 In terms of Sherlock's DNA, 203 00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:34,667 it's gonna be quite a challenging hunt. 204 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:37,937 He was always quite paranoid about his genetic footprint. 205 00:09:37,938 --> 00:09:40,540 So, then, not exactly the type to sow his seeds. 206 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,609 Well, if he did, it would've been with her. 207 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:47,314 To Holmes, she was always the woman. 208 00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:49,049 If it is his, 209 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:51,919 he wouldn't have kept that secret from you, would he? 210 00:09:52,019 --> 00:09:54,120 She mustn't have told him. 211 00:09:56,823 --> 00:10:00,493 Mary never told me about her miscarriage. 212 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,429 And she was my wife. 213 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,865 I warned the fellows that Irene 214 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:07,534 was the only person alive 215 00:10:07,634 --> 00:10:09,402 to ever outsmart Sherlock. 216 00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:11,538 But now there are two, aren't there? 217 00:10:11,638 --> 00:10:13,706 - You don't think they're connected? - Eh. 218 00:10:13,806 --> 00:10:16,443 Moriarty couldn't be bothered with the likes of her, 219 00:10:16,543 --> 00:10:17,643 and she's too self-serving. 220 00:10:17,644 --> 00:10:19,812 Yeah, I guess you're right. 221 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:23,716 It's quite possible she's just a mother looking for our help. 222 00:10:25,385 --> 00:10:27,654 We trawling for skin cells, then? 223 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,089 Uh, not exactly. 224 00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:31,624 For genetic testing, the trace skin cells 225 00:10:31,724 --> 00:10:35,595 are much less reliable than saliva or blood. 226 00:10:35,695 --> 00:10:37,097 Remember... 227 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:41,634 how Mr. Holmes used to scratch his head with this whilst thinking? 228 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:46,473 How about a strand of hair? 229 00:10:48,075 --> 00:10:49,876 Yeah. There you are. 230 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,979 Look at that. 231 00:10:54,681 --> 00:10:56,149 I thought I was well traveled, 232 00:10:56,249 --> 00:10:58,351 but this kid has been everywhere. 233 00:10:58,451 --> 00:11:00,153 Maybe he got sick abroad. 234 00:11:00,253 --> 00:11:02,789 A viral myositis? Show me the list of countries. 235 00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:06,025 - I'll look into potential exposures. - Hey. 236 00:11:06,026 --> 00:11:08,128 Beautiful portrait. 237 00:11:08,928 --> 00:11:11,697 You don't think it's strange? 238 00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:13,232 Having a painting of yourself? 239 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,335 Hmm, I support it. Embrace the self-love. 240 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:18,271 At my age, my dad's desk was full of pictures of my mom, 241 00:11:18,371 --> 00:11:20,940 - and all of us kids, but... - No. No. Don't do that. 242 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:23,610 Don't hold yourself to someone else's timeline. 243 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:24,811 You do you. 244 00:11:24,911 --> 00:11:27,580 Hmm. We are Hopeful Healers. 245 00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:30,617 Get back to work. 246 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:33,253 I forgot you're even more competitive than Ingrid. 247 00:11:33,353 --> 00:11:36,289 I'm just, um... 248 00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:38,725 I'm just doing me. 249 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:40,293 Let's go over this one more time. 250 00:11:40,393 --> 00:11:42,962 The first "spell" you "may" 251 00:11:43,096 --> 00:11:46,966 remember was last year when Angus was playing "footy"? 252 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,702 The air quotes are a little, uh, aggressive. 253 00:11:51,104 --> 00:11:53,940 He collapsed, like he was "paralyzed." 254 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,609 The medics told you to take him to the pediatrician, 255 00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:58,311 and not the hospital? 256 00:11:58,411 --> 00:11:59,512 Correct. 257 00:11:59,612 --> 00:12:01,148 And you didn't think to question that? 258 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:02,482 No. 259 00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:06,686 Do you have any family history of muscular dystrophy, 260 00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:09,755 myasthenia gravis or other autoimmune diseases? 261 00:12:09,756 --> 00:12:11,991 Not on my side of the family. 262 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,126 The paternal side? 263 00:12:13,226 --> 00:12:14,861 I wish I knew. 264 00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:17,497 What can you tell us about Sherlock? 265 00:12:17,597 --> 00:12:19,532 How old was he when he died? 266 00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:23,836 Too young. 267 00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:26,772 - May I have some water, please? - Not yet. 268 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:29,509 Get her some water, please. 269 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:30,843 You're wearing gloves now. 270 00:12:31,611 --> 00:12:34,514 What's between your fingers? Did you find something? 271 00:12:35,615 --> 00:12:36,615 I may have... 272 00:12:36,683 --> 00:12:39,052 Could you use a lab assistant? 273 00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,254 I have a very eager one here. 274 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,723 Angus, this could be 275 00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:46,893 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a genius at work. 276 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:49,329 And more importantly, 277 00:12:49,429 --> 00:12:51,598 your father's best friend. 278 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,268 Promise you won't touch anything? 279 00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:58,003 No, no, no, no! Don't touch. 280 00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:02,475 Looks like you might have a future geneticist on your hands. 281 00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:05,845 He's insatiable. 282 00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:11,384 Always wanting to see, do, learn. 283 00:13:13,353 --> 00:13:16,823 I never once worried about what his future might hold. 284 00:13:18,558 --> 00:13:20,260 Until now. 285 00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:22,395 I understand you may not trust me. 286 00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:24,897 You don't need to. 287 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,237 You just need to help my son. 288 00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:32,605 Did you know that each strand of DNA holds the secrets 289 00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,673 to our past, our present and future... 290 00:13:34,674 --> 00:13:38,411 ... all in one little molecule? 291 00:13:38,511 --> 00:13:41,614 To a great mind, nothing is little. 292 00:13:41,714 --> 00:13:43,283 Did your father tell you that? 293 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,017 My mother did. 294 00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:47,787 Maybe she heard it from him. 295 00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:51,090 What's your opinion on nature versus nurture? 296 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:54,127 Did my dad have a dog? 297 00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:57,830 Holmes did. Sir Charles Barkley. 298 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,731 He was a Yorkshire terrier. 299 00:13:59,732 --> 00:14:03,636 - He trained it to do... - A Yorkie! Of course. 300 00:14:03,736 --> 00:14:06,572 Their hair is almost identical to ours. 301 00:14:06,573 --> 00:14:09,942 The real mystery is how it got onto the violin. 302 00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:12,845 Just as I suspected. 303 00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:17,082 See? The more prominent medulla? 304 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,286 The medulla is the scale pattern on the cuticle. 305 00:14:19,419 --> 00:14:21,454 Yes, I know what a medulla is. 306 00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:25,192 So then you know the hair is clearly a dog hair. 307 00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:27,727 Don't feel silly. 308 00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,060 You were looking for a human hair, 309 00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:30,863 so that's what you thought you found. 310 00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:35,168 Sometimes we only see what we wish to. 311 00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:37,936 The hair belonged to Sir Charles Barkley! 312 00:14:37,937 --> 00:14:40,572 - The basketball player? - Isn't he very bald? 313 00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:42,008 Sir Charles was my dad's dog. 314 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,876 A cunning little beast. 315 00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:46,479 No luck acquiring any human DNA, then? 316 00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:48,481 No. Not yet. We'll have to try again tomorrow. 317 00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:51,184 Oh, it's late. I didn't think about lodging. 318 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,619 We came straight from the airport. 319 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:53,786 Can't we stay with you? 320 00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,322 Me? 321 00:14:56,189 --> 00:14:57,824 Well, I, um... 322 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,760 I do have a spare bedroom. 323 00:15:01,761 --> 00:15:03,263 That would take one thing off my plate. 324 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:04,664 Thank you, John. 325 00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:13,206 How is that "remaining objective"? 326 00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:14,474 What happened in there? 327 00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:15,842 I saw him. 328 00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:17,510 I saw Sherlock. 329 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,679 Like "saw" saw him, or... 330 00:15:19,779 --> 00:15:22,282 It was like I was talking to an old friend. 331 00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:25,518 I think he's Sherlock's son. 332 00:15:35,428 --> 00:15:37,597 He's never fallen asleep so fast. 333 00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:39,466 It was a long day. For both of you. 334 00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:42,769 I reckon he's about to start calling you Uncle. 335 00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:44,870 Did Sherlock ever know about him? 336 00:15:44,871 --> 00:15:46,306 Sorry to be so blunt, 337 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,708 but I just can't imagine him being a father. 338 00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,577 Yeah, I can't either. 339 00:15:52,545 --> 00:15:53,780 He didn't know. 340 00:15:53,913 --> 00:15:55,848 They never even met. 341 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:59,686 Before you judge me, what do you know 342 00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,321 about my relationship with Sherlock? 343 00:16:01,454 --> 00:16:05,591 It was more off than on, over the years. 344 00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:08,595 Sherlock was never forthcoming, but... 345 00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:09,896 I did get the feeling that 346 00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:13,333 you were the one thing in his life that he couldn't control. 347 00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:15,100 The struggle for power was our undoing. 348 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,304 I also knew he didn't want to be a parent, 349 00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:19,639 so when I got pregnant, I had a choice. 350 00:16:19,739 --> 00:16:23,810 So I ended things with Sherlock and eight months later... 351 00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:28,147 I had no regrets, keeping Angus a secret. 352 00:16:30,049 --> 00:16:31,884 Until Sherlock passed. 353 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,154 Now I have a few. 354 00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:38,190 Do you think he didn't want to have children 355 00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:39,659 because he knew he carried that gene, 356 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:41,260 that mutation? 357 00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:42,995 That's plausible. 358 00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:45,465 It was a Holmes family trait. 359 00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:51,237 That's it. 360 00:16:51,338 --> 00:16:55,207 Mycroft Holmes, the older brother of Sherlock Holmes. 361 00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:59,546 Sometimes referred to as the Unfindable Man. 362 00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:01,180 If I wanted to stay unfindable, 363 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,516 I'd change my name to something other than Mycroft. 364 00:17:03,616 --> 00:17:06,919 I occasionally crossed paths with Mycroft on cases. 365 00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:08,888 Not even Gregson at Scotland Yard knows 366 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:12,359 his residence or current occupation. 367 00:17:12,459 --> 00:17:13,693 In a time 368 00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,828 when everyone leaves behind digital fingerprints, 369 00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:19,165 Mycroft has none. 370 00:17:19,265 --> 00:17:21,133 Even James Bond is not that off-the-grid. 371 00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,834 Wait, is Adam right? 372 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,704 Is Mycroft in the British Secret Service? 373 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,740 Well, he could be in the BSS, or he may be the BSS, 374 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,409 or it could all be BS. 375 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,643 Two questions. 376 00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:33,413 Do the points from yesterday carry over? 377 00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:36,082 - Who's been tallying those? - Let it go. 378 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,483 ... and did Sasha get a head start? 379 00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:39,051 Yes, she did get a head start. 380 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:41,354 Dr. Lubbock is running tests on the patient. 381 00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,656 Yeah, I'd rather be doing real medicine 382 00:17:43,756 --> 00:17:45,057 than tracking down a spy. 383 00:17:45,157 --> 00:17:46,893 Well, it's too bad you're on the Cynic Squad. 384 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:49,596 I know someone in the CIA. 385 00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:51,063 If he says that he's in the CIA, 386 00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:52,163 he's either lying 387 00:17:52,164 --> 00:17:54,000 or he's a terrible agent. 388 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,603 Here is your first clue. 389 00:17:56,703 --> 00:18:00,106 I emailed... doubt I'll hear back... 390 00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:01,708 but Sherlock used to say 391 00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:04,710 the Diogenes Club is a pretentious place 392 00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:07,846 Mycroft founded to "luxuriate in silence." 393 00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:09,081 Whatever that means. 394 00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,851 There's no listed number or address, 395 00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:15,422 but if there's anyone here who is old money enough 396 00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:19,892 to track down a secret society... 397 00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:22,462 I would say it's a Croft. 398 00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:25,164 I was in a secret society in college. 399 00:18:25,264 --> 00:18:26,799 - Oh, my God. - But I can't tell you which one, 400 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,135 so do not ask. 401 00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,477 You can't get me to tell you. 402 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,145 Do you know any violin teachers? 403 00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:43,115 Thought maybe Angus or someone might want to take some lessons. 404 00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,452 Violin lessons? 405 00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:48,120 Mate, how long you think this kid's gonna be around? 406 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,956 Depends on the treatment and diagnosis. 407 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:54,560 Irene's done your head in already, hasn't she? 408 00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:55,594 Look. 409 00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,396 Don't get me wrong, 410 00:18:57,497 --> 00:19:00,899 any kid would be lucky to have you as a surrogate dad. 411 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,736 But the timing, guv. 412 00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,438 Right after you've been through it. 413 00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:07,807 Learning of your own kid that almost was. 414 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,108 And meeting this one 415 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:12,111 reminds you of everything you've lost. 416 00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:15,582 I can separate the two. 417 00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,083 All right. 418 00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:19,786 Well... 419 00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:25,324 I flagged all the cases involving Mycroft. 420 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,460 Let's at least get the DNA before you start 421 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,229 planning vacations with the little twerp. 422 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,398 All right. 423 00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:34,667 I'll be sure to keep you in mind 424 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,603 if I need a muffler. 425 00:19:36,703 --> 00:19:37,837 Bye. 426 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,672 Guessing that wasn't your CIA friend. 427 00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:42,608 - Or he's deep undercover. - Old number, I guess. 428 00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:45,044 One of my college buddies will have Thatch's new one. 429 00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:47,079 Thatch. Of course his name is Thatch. 430 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:49,681 I think I lost you in the elevator. 431 00:19:49,749 --> 00:19:51,383 I'm still looking to book the MRI. 432 00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:52,719 Dr. Derian, 433 00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:53,853 can you watch Angus for a minute? 434 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,254 I have to pop outside. 435 00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:56,889 She picked the wrong babysitter. 436 00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,559 Why don't you sit here and read your book. 437 00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:04,196 So, what are you all up to? 438 00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:06,599 Trying to find Sherlock's brother. 439 00:20:06,699 --> 00:20:08,299 Watson thinks it's our best chance 440 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,369 of confirming Angus's diagnosis. 441 00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:14,106 Or proving that Irene... 442 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,210 No idea what that was. 443 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:21,313 Um... Where's your, uh, your teammate? 444 00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:23,049 Somewhere losing. 445 00:20:23,149 --> 00:20:24,551 What were the EMG results? 446 00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,753 Inconclusive. He was too anxious. 447 00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:28,820 But I did set him up with an MRI for tomorrow, 448 00:20:28,821 --> 00:20:30,957 so we'll see how that goes. 449 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,691 Better than a muscle biopsy. 450 00:20:32,692 --> 00:20:33,893 Tough choice. 451 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,694 Claustrophobic death tube 452 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:41,167 or cut a chunk of meat out of his leg. 453 00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:44,904 So far, all I can find is 454 00:20:45,004 --> 00:20:47,172 some illegible correspondence with Sherlock, 455 00:20:47,173 --> 00:20:49,909 and a copy of an incident report 456 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,044 where Mycroft tried to get some junior detective fired. 457 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,248 Punching down was always his strong suit. 458 00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:57,950 And look... 459 00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,219 here's a picture of him. 460 00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:04,055 Mycroft's legs. 461 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,125 We're really closing in. 462 00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:08,695 It's quite a different life you led, 463 00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:10,129 consulting on these cases. 464 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:13,099 All the violence. Extortion. 465 00:21:13,199 --> 00:21:16,135 Are we ever gonna talk about what happened last week? 466 00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,904 How you said Shinwell was switching your prescriptions, 467 00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:22,008 or that a pharmacist crawled into our office to die? 468 00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:24,911 All you need to know is that I was wrong about Shinwell. 469 00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:26,979 I was wrong to ever doubt him. 470 00:21:30,216 --> 00:21:32,619 Sorry to interrupt. 471 00:21:32,719 --> 00:21:36,055 I was wondering where my teammate was. 472 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,991 Oh, yeah. Here's the kid. 473 00:21:41,961 --> 00:21:44,063 I'm gonna go take care of... that. 474 00:21:44,163 --> 00:21:45,765 Great idea. 475 00:21:49,035 --> 00:21:50,402 What's in the boxes? 476 00:21:50,502 --> 00:21:52,138 Case files. 477 00:21:52,238 --> 00:21:54,506 - My dad's files? - Mm-hmm. 478 00:21:54,641 --> 00:21:58,310 You mean, you solved all of these with him? 479 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:00,379 Yes, I did. 480 00:22:01,213 --> 00:22:03,015 Can we talk? 481 00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,383 Or am I still being punished for being 482 00:22:04,483 --> 00:22:06,218 the recipient of Watson's attention? 483 00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:14,260 It's not too late to join the light side. 484 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,127 Find anything on the mystery man? 485 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:19,031 He worked with Watson and Holmes on a case about 486 00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:20,165 missing submarine plans, 487 00:22:20,232 --> 00:22:21,533 which is why they have this. 488 00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:23,402 Are those Mycroft's feet? 489 00:22:23,502 --> 00:22:24,536 Check out his shoes. 490 00:22:24,671 --> 00:22:26,472 Definitely Winton Whittakers. 491 00:22:26,572 --> 00:22:28,473 Fancy Oxfords. 492 00:22:28,474 --> 00:22:30,710 Ornate broguing. Peculiar gussets. 493 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,144 I could never afford Whittakers. 494 00:22:32,244 --> 00:22:33,846 It's £4,000 a pair, 495 00:22:33,946 --> 00:22:35,347 if you can score a commission. 496 00:22:35,447 --> 00:22:36,849 Their client list 497 00:22:36,949 --> 00:22:39,451 has more British elites than Buckingham Palace. 498 00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:42,287 Maybe we can track down his contact information from his orders. 499 00:22:42,288 --> 00:22:44,356 It's, um, 3:30 p.m. in London. 500 00:22:44,456 --> 00:22:46,058 Who's gonna call? 501 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:47,293 Already messaged them. 502 00:22:47,393 --> 00:22:48,626 I'm gonna pass on 503 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:51,397 Watson's number, see when they reply. 504 00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,037 Did you bore my child to death? 505 00:22:58,038 --> 00:23:00,506 Hopefully just to sleep. 506 00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:03,710 Are you okay? 507 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,878 You look a bit... lost. 508 00:23:05,978 --> 00:23:09,215 I just got the results from the targeted testing we did for Angus. 509 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,017 He does have the mutation, 510 00:23:11,117 --> 00:23:13,585 but there's no variant of unknown significance 511 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,722 - in his CAPN3 gene. - What does that mean? 512 00:23:24,096 --> 00:23:25,196 Does he do this often? 513 00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:27,032 He's never been a sound sleeper. 514 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:32,237 Is this a good time to point out 515 00:23:32,238 --> 00:23:33,873 that Dirty Rotten Scoundrels lady 516 00:23:33,973 --> 00:23:37,076 brought us incorrect test results? 517 00:23:37,176 --> 00:23:38,410 Variants of unknown significance 518 00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:40,646 is already an imprecise classification. 519 00:23:40,747 --> 00:23:41,880 There's always human error, too. 520 00:23:41,881 --> 00:23:43,249 Well, for now, let's focus on 521 00:23:43,349 --> 00:23:45,651 the pediatric neuromuscular disorders 522 00:23:45,785 --> 00:23:47,686 associated with sleep disturbances. 523 00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:51,157 I've already started running Angus's whole genome. 524 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:53,192 Someone left a message for you, guv. 525 00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:55,593 Get to work. 526 00:23:55,594 --> 00:23:58,497 You're still trying to win, aren't you? 527 00:23:58,630 --> 00:23:59,731 Yes. 528 00:23:59,732 --> 00:24:02,301 But the cynicism is genuine. 529 00:24:02,434 --> 00:24:04,602 Ah, well, okay. 530 00:24:04,603 --> 00:24:07,139 Please tell him to bring the trophy from Tooting Bec. 531 00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:09,809 He'll know what I mean. Thanks. 532 00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:12,011 Mycroft's assistant. 533 00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:13,612 I assumed that he got my email, 534 00:24:13,712 --> 00:24:15,447 but someone from the shoe company 535 00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:17,016 told him I was reaching out? 536 00:24:17,149 --> 00:24:19,886 I hate grandiloquent spy babble. 537 00:24:19,986 --> 00:24:23,155 Yeah, well, you've had your doubts about Angus. 538 00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:25,124 Now's your chance to prove it. 539 00:24:25,224 --> 00:24:27,293 I need you to go to London. 540 00:24:28,995 --> 00:24:30,162 By tomorrow, 541 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,498 we'll know the truth. 542 00:24:44,777 --> 00:24:48,114 Ah, The Diogenes Club. 543 00:24:48,214 --> 00:24:50,870 You know, they call this the queerest club in London. 544 00:24:50,871 --> 00:24:54,186 I don't think they mean that in the fun way, eh? 545 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,788 Eh? 546 00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,109 Judas Priest, that is. 547 00:25:17,209 --> 00:25:18,544 I was never a fan myself. 548 00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:20,212 Elton John has my heart, 549 00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:21,948 and always will do. 550 00:25:22,048 --> 00:25:23,982 But it's a fine antidote to silence, 551 00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:26,152 - don't you think? - Turn it off! 552 00:25:27,854 --> 00:25:29,922 So, Ilsa, 553 00:25:30,056 --> 00:25:32,524 I'm going to see Mycroft Holmes, 554 00:25:32,624 --> 00:25:34,426 here, and not elsewhere, 555 00:25:34,526 --> 00:25:37,229 or I'm gonna press "play" again, 556 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:40,099 and shut this place down till the rozzers get here. 557 00:25:40,199 --> 00:25:43,269 And them two young ballerinas over my shoulder, 558 00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:46,973 I promise you, they won't get this out of my hand. 559 00:25:48,574 --> 00:25:52,444 Ilsa, so what's it gonna be? 560 00:26:13,432 --> 00:26:17,303 Mr. Holmes, thank you for the audience. 561 00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:21,307 You know, I know what you're thinking, guv. 562 00:26:21,407 --> 00:26:25,144 Sherlock Holmes, getting Irene Adler in the family way. 563 00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,913 The man had his blind spots, 564 00:26:27,013 --> 00:26:29,481 but that doesn't sound like Sherlock Holmes to me. 565 00:26:29,615 --> 00:26:32,250 I will say this, if it is a con, 566 00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:33,785 it's a good one. 567 00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,554 The boy could pass for a Holmes. 568 00:26:35,654 --> 00:26:38,389 Dr. Watson, he either believes it's true, 569 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,391 or wants to believe it's true. 570 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:43,629 So, if you can help, that... 571 00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:57,742 Wow. 572 00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,678 Is that... 573 00:27:11,924 --> 00:27:14,994 Do let me know if that parasite is lying. 574 00:27:15,094 --> 00:27:18,998 I'd love to make life inconvenient for her. 575 00:27:20,632 --> 00:27:25,637 * Blasting the cannons of truth to each man of this Earth * 576 00:27:56,234 --> 00:27:57,503 Irene. 577 00:27:58,437 --> 00:28:00,006 What are you looking for? 578 00:28:00,106 --> 00:28:01,407 My gloves. 579 00:28:01,507 --> 00:28:03,042 My... my hands are freezing. 580 00:28:03,142 --> 00:28:04,343 Your gloves? 581 00:28:04,443 --> 00:28:06,078 For what? 582 00:28:07,379 --> 00:28:08,747 Irene? 583 00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:10,716 Irene. 584 00:28:15,954 --> 00:28:17,156 What's going on? 585 00:28:17,289 --> 00:28:18,957 You tell me. 586 00:28:19,058 --> 00:28:21,127 I must've been sleepwalking. 587 00:28:21,227 --> 00:28:23,129 Sleepwalking... 588 00:28:23,262 --> 00:28:24,895 or you're caught snooping. 589 00:28:26,565 --> 00:28:27,966 My grandmother used to sleepwalk 590 00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:30,002 right out of the house and into the streets of Grimsby. 591 00:28:30,102 --> 00:28:32,038 Thank God you have bars on your door. 592 00:28:32,138 --> 00:28:33,705 I'd be halfway to Philadelphia by now. 593 00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:35,774 So, are your hands still freezing? 594 00:28:38,077 --> 00:28:39,678 They don't feel cold. 595 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,948 Must've been part of the dream. 596 00:28:45,451 --> 00:28:48,854 - I'll clean up the glass. - No, I've got it. 597 00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:53,792 You should get some sleep. 598 00:28:57,329 --> 00:28:59,365 Where'd you pull that from? 599 00:28:59,498 --> 00:29:02,268 Watson texted it to me at 3:30 a.m. 600 00:29:02,368 --> 00:29:04,570 Why is Watson texting you at 3:30 a.m.? 601 00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:06,505 'Cause Stephens is a "Pick Me Girl." 602 00:29:06,605 --> 00:29:08,740 How does "Pick Me Girl" apply here? 603 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,940 Seeking male attention and validation 604 00:29:09,941 --> 00:29:11,343 at the expense of other women. 605 00:29:11,443 --> 00:29:12,977 "Other women" is key here, and Ingrid, 606 00:29:12,978 --> 00:29:14,880 I say this with love, but you have been 607 00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:16,282 in the most hellacious mood all week. 608 00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:18,550 I came up with my own theory last night. 609 00:29:18,684 --> 00:29:21,253 The Solo Cynic Squad. 610 00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:28,793 Factitious disorder imposed on another, 611 00:29:28,794 --> 00:29:29,828 formerly known as... 612 00:29:29,928 --> 00:29:31,730 Munchausen by proxy. 613 00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:34,132 My teammate wants to play? 614 00:29:34,133 --> 00:29:37,169 You think Irene is making Angus sick? Why? 615 00:29:37,269 --> 00:29:40,206 Sympathy. Attention. Proximity to Watson. 616 00:29:40,339 --> 00:29:41,373 She does seem emotionally fragile. 617 00:29:41,473 --> 00:29:42,608 You know, muscle weakness 618 00:29:42,609 --> 00:29:44,342 can be caused by low potassium. 619 00:29:44,343 --> 00:29:45,844 Maybe she's giving him potassium binders 620 00:29:45,944 --> 00:29:47,179 to cause the symptoms. 621 00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:48,547 His electrolytes were normal. 622 00:29:48,647 --> 00:29:51,683 But the toe-walking, muscle weakness, 623 00:29:51,783 --> 00:29:53,818 absence seizure-like behaviors, 624 00:29:53,819 --> 00:29:55,486 all that could be totally faked. 625 00:29:55,487 --> 00:29:56,521 I mean, what if he's in on it? 626 00:29:56,522 --> 00:29:59,225 Seems like Watson would be the first to consider all this. 627 00:29:59,325 --> 00:30:02,661 He was suspicious. Then he became attached. 628 00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:04,896 Even brilliant people reject evidence 629 00:30:04,996 --> 00:30:06,864 when it threatens what they want to believe. 630 00:30:06,865 --> 00:30:08,334 FDIA is serious. 631 00:30:08,434 --> 00:30:10,536 We'd be accusing Irene of child abuse. 632 00:30:10,636 --> 00:30:13,305 Yes, which is why we'd have to be certain. 633 00:30:13,405 --> 00:30:14,940 And all it takes is a little shove. 634 00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:17,042 Excuse me? 635 00:30:17,143 --> 00:30:19,245 A kid with Angus's neuromuscular symptoms 636 00:30:19,345 --> 00:30:22,347 is more likely to fall flat on his face if pushed. 637 00:30:22,348 --> 00:30:23,815 How is that not child abuse? 638 00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:26,152 If he catches himself, we know he's faking it. 639 00:30:26,252 --> 00:30:27,753 We aren't shoving a kid. 640 00:30:27,853 --> 00:30:31,557 It is time to let go of Hopeful Healing. 641 00:30:31,657 --> 00:30:32,958 Seconded. 642 00:30:33,725 --> 00:30:36,462 Not the "shoving the kid" part. 643 00:30:36,562 --> 00:30:37,829 But the only thing 644 00:30:37,929 --> 00:30:40,432 that Irene Adler has ever wanted... 645 00:30:40,532 --> 00:30:42,801 financial stability. 646 00:30:42,901 --> 00:30:44,770 And the way I see it, 647 00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:47,538 proving paternity gives her claim 648 00:30:47,539 --> 00:30:49,708 to all of Sherlock's estate, 649 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,144 including this clinic. 650 00:30:52,278 --> 00:30:56,315 But it is a load of bullocks, 651 00:30:56,415 --> 00:30:59,551 and I've got the box to prove it. 652 00:31:06,492 --> 00:31:08,660 Shinwell, how'd it go? 653 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,496 Rollicking time, guv. 654 00:31:10,596 --> 00:31:11,596 Except after, 655 00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:14,132 I tried the Criterion for a pint. 656 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:15,767 Can you believe it was shuttered? 657 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,703 - No. - Yeah. 658 00:31:17,803 --> 00:31:20,239 Time is a cruel mistress. 659 00:31:21,307 --> 00:31:23,008 Clyde's running a sample now. 660 00:31:23,108 --> 00:31:24,810 Your name goes in the book of deeds. 661 00:31:24,943 --> 00:31:27,646 There are worse books to be in, guv. 662 00:31:27,746 --> 00:31:30,047 - Any new theories, team? - Not yet. 663 00:31:30,048 --> 00:31:31,483 Angus, darling, 664 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,652 be a good boy while I make a call. 665 00:31:34,486 --> 00:31:35,521 Ingrid, 666 00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:36,688 keep an eye on him, yeah? 667 00:31:36,822 --> 00:31:37,989 I'd love to. 668 00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:39,225 Don't. 669 00:31:42,594 --> 00:31:44,929 - Angus, you know what we never tried? - What? 670 00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:48,300 The six-minute walk test where we gauge your muscle endurance. 671 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,601 Sorry. 672 00:31:50,602 --> 00:31:52,704 I'm not used to being a slow walker. 673 00:31:52,804 --> 00:31:56,342 My favorite mode of transportation is elephant. 674 00:31:56,475 --> 00:31:58,277 Elephant. 675 00:31:58,377 --> 00:31:59,845 That's funny. 676 00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:03,181 So have you and your mom always traveled so much? 677 00:32:03,282 --> 00:32:06,518 Well, we used to stay in London more. 678 00:32:06,652 --> 00:32:11,122 And then Mum decided every day should be an adventure. 679 00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:12,758 When was that? 680 00:32:12,858 --> 00:32:14,826 Maybe a year ago. 681 00:32:14,926 --> 00:32:18,196 Did anything else change around then? 682 00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:22,268 Anything unusual like her sleepwalking or... 683 00:32:25,871 --> 00:32:29,640 Uh, yes, actually. 684 00:32:29,641 --> 00:32:32,944 And the noises in her sleep. 685 00:32:33,044 --> 00:32:35,513 - Like you did in my office the other day? - Yes. 686 00:32:35,514 --> 00:32:38,617 So you remember that? I thought you were asleep. 687 00:32:38,717 --> 00:32:42,087 I was. My mum told me what happened. 688 00:32:42,187 --> 00:32:46,091 - Has it been six minutes yet? - Almost. 689 00:32:46,224 --> 00:32:49,227 Hey, I bet I can guess a country you haven't been to. 690 00:32:49,328 --> 00:32:50,328 Austria. 691 00:32:50,362 --> 00:32:52,531 Nope. Been there. 692 00:32:52,631 --> 00:32:54,099 I don't like schnitzel. 693 00:32:54,199 --> 00:32:56,602 Did you happen to meet my old friend 694 00:32:56,735 --> 00:32:58,704 Aldebert Gruner while you were there? 695 00:32:58,804 --> 00:33:00,238 Uncle Gruner. 696 00:33:00,339 --> 00:33:02,541 Well, not a real uncle. 697 00:33:02,641 --> 00:33:04,510 He's Mum's friend, though, too. 698 00:33:05,511 --> 00:33:08,713 Let's definitely hit up Jackson Hole this winter, man. 699 00:33:08,714 --> 00:33:10,916 Get after that fresh pow. 700 00:33:11,016 --> 00:33:12,517 Love you, bud. 701 00:33:12,518 --> 00:33:14,119 - Thatch? - Thatch. 702 00:33:14,219 --> 00:33:15,287 Don't tell me he's actually CIA? 703 00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:16,722 I can't tell you that, 704 00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:20,691 but I did get a complete rundown on Irene Adler. 705 00:33:20,692 --> 00:33:23,595 Most recently linked to multiple cases of charity fraud. 706 00:33:23,729 --> 00:33:26,965 I suspect that she's using Angus's illness for profit. 707 00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:30,569 Like a GoFundMe kid? That screams Munchausen's. 708 00:33:30,669 --> 00:33:31,970 Where's Angus? 709 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,673 Exercise assessment with Dr. Watson. 710 00:33:34,773 --> 00:33:36,007 I have good news. 711 00:33:36,107 --> 00:33:37,876 The MRI tech was able to squeeze Angus in today. 712 00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,077 We could also try a muscle biopsy, too. 713 00:33:40,078 --> 00:33:43,114 Great. Today is wide open. 714 00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:44,983 Anyone else fancy a cuppa? 715 00:33:48,053 --> 00:33:50,388 "A cuppa"? What if she's not even English? 716 00:33:50,389 --> 00:33:53,892 Mission accomplished. 717 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,529 I would like to speak to you about something in your office. 718 00:33:59,431 --> 00:34:01,599 I'll also be part of that conversation. 719 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,669 Be right back. 720 00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:06,905 They can't take all the credit. 721 00:34:13,912 --> 00:34:17,048 Sorry, kid. 722 00:34:18,249 --> 00:34:19,985 Look, I know you've been going through 723 00:34:20,118 --> 00:34:22,119 - a real tough time lately, but... - Irene's been lying to you. 724 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,722 Well, to all of us, and... 725 00:34:23,822 --> 00:34:24,890 - Watson... - The kid's faking it! 726 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,658 Ingrid pushed him. 727 00:34:26,758 --> 00:34:28,408 Yes, and he caught himself, he didn't fall flat on his face 728 00:34:28,494 --> 00:34:32,398 which means that Angus is not sick, not Sherlock's kid, or... 729 00:34:32,498 --> 00:34:33,498 I know. 730 00:34:33,499 --> 00:34:35,501 - Know what? - This entire scheme 731 00:34:35,601 --> 00:34:36,702 was concocted by Ms. Adler 732 00:34:36,835 --> 00:34:38,870 to gain Sherlock's DNA. 733 00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:41,239 I was waiting to show my hand 734 00:34:41,339 --> 00:34:43,341 until I got confirmation from the test, 735 00:34:43,442 --> 00:34:45,444 which is what this is for. 736 00:34:50,816 --> 00:34:53,251 Well done, darling. 737 00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:55,787 Fancy an ice cream? 738 00:35:16,141 --> 00:35:18,243 Yeah, they're definitely gone. 739 00:35:18,343 --> 00:35:21,079 I've looked everywhere. I'll head back up. 740 00:35:21,212 --> 00:35:22,948 I knew that kid was Satan's spawn. 741 00:35:23,048 --> 00:35:25,517 Hang on now, he's just doing what his mother told him to do. 742 00:35:25,617 --> 00:35:27,419 Yeah. More like training her protégé. 743 00:35:27,553 --> 00:35:29,421 It's official. 744 00:35:29,521 --> 00:35:31,055 Preliminary sequencing shows that Sherlock 745 00:35:31,056 --> 00:35:32,357 can't be Angus's father. 746 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,259 So he's a pickpocket and a fake? 747 00:35:34,359 --> 00:35:37,194 She designed it all so that whether we believed her or not, 748 00:35:37,195 --> 00:35:39,697 we'd deliver Sherlock's DNA right to her. 749 00:35:39,698 --> 00:35:41,800 It's an immaculate plan. I'm deeply impressed. 750 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,401 Was he faking being sick, too? 751 00:35:43,502 --> 00:35:45,637 All of it. The gait, the muscle weakness, 752 00:35:45,737 --> 00:35:47,639 the staring spells, sleep apnea. 753 00:35:47,739 --> 00:35:50,642 The only thing he didn't fake was his preternatural wit. 754 00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:52,042 You can't train that. 755 00:35:52,043 --> 00:35:53,578 I know Sherlock was special, 756 00:35:53,579 --> 00:35:55,546 but why go to such extremes for his DNA? 757 00:35:55,547 --> 00:35:59,651 Ah, yes, here we all are, nice and cozy, 758 00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:03,387 elucidating and pontificating, 759 00:36:03,388 --> 00:36:06,423 but perhaps we at least try 760 00:36:06,424 --> 00:36:09,760 to catch her before she hops on a plane? 761 00:36:09,761 --> 00:36:12,230 You put a tracking device on her? 762 00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:13,965 I know, so unlike me. 763 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:16,735 But as I told Dr. Watson, 764 00:36:16,835 --> 00:36:19,170 I never trusted the lass. 765 00:36:23,174 --> 00:36:25,276 I'll wait here, guv. 766 00:36:31,116 --> 00:36:34,352 Glad I could catch you before your next adventure. 767 00:36:35,587 --> 00:36:37,489 Uh-oh. 768 00:36:37,589 --> 00:36:39,558 Why don't we speak in private? 769 00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:43,829 Inventing a secret son of my dead best friend, 770 00:36:43,962 --> 00:36:45,230 faking a genetic mystery, 771 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,765 one tailored to my unique skill set, 772 00:36:47,766 --> 00:36:51,169 that could only be solved by Sherlock's DNA... 773 00:36:51,269 --> 00:36:54,673 that's wicked, and was brilliant. 774 00:36:54,806 --> 00:36:55,940 Thank you. 775 00:36:55,941 --> 00:36:59,377 You also knew that the moment we had that DNA, 776 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:01,747 your lie would be exposed. 777 00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:04,114 But that wouldn't matter, now would it? 778 00:37:04,115 --> 00:37:07,185 Because by then you'd be all the way to Austria. 779 00:37:07,318 --> 00:37:09,020 How did you know? 780 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,487 Small Venn diagram 781 00:37:10,488 --> 00:37:13,191 of people rich enough to throw away money on such things, 782 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:17,529 and clever enough to recognize Sherlock's real value. 783 00:37:17,629 --> 00:37:22,868 Austrian aristocrat Adelbert Gruner sits smack in the middle. 784 00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:25,336 Baron Gruner moved on from collecting women 785 00:37:25,436 --> 00:37:27,005 to collecting megaminds, 786 00:37:27,105 --> 00:37:29,040 banking their genetic sample to study. 787 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:32,110 Sherlock would've been his Holy Grail. 788 00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:34,813 I'd say so, given Gruner's offer. 789 00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:37,549 I need to collect it, Watson. 790 00:37:37,649 --> 00:37:41,887 Why would you risk jeopardizing your son for one huge payday? 791 00:37:41,987 --> 00:37:44,455 It's not because Angus is sick. 792 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,592 You are. 793 00:37:46,692 --> 00:37:47,893 Sleepwalking, 794 00:37:47,993 --> 00:37:50,428 that's triggered by stress and fatigue. 795 00:37:50,528 --> 00:37:52,631 Freezing hands that aren't cold to the touch, 796 00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,198 that's a sign of neuropathy. 797 00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:56,101 Bruises on your arm just from carrying a purse, 798 00:37:56,234 --> 00:37:59,805 that's a common side effect of chemotherapy. 799 00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:02,808 What type of cancer do you have? 800 00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:06,311 Multiple myeloma. 801 00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:08,914 Incurable. 802 00:38:09,047 --> 00:38:11,316 I failed every treatment. 803 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:16,622 My doctors say I have two, maybe three good years left. 804 00:38:18,356 --> 00:38:20,425 I'm all Angus has. 805 00:38:20,558 --> 00:38:24,930 That payout would provide everything he needs after I'm gone. 806 00:38:26,197 --> 00:38:28,166 What if I can give you more time? 807 00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:32,103 CAR T-cells are genetically engineered to bind 808 00:38:32,203 --> 00:38:34,640 to and kill cancer cells. 809 00:38:34,773 --> 00:38:37,609 They're not widely available in the UK for myeloma, 810 00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:39,711 but here the FDA just approved it. 811 00:38:39,811 --> 00:38:41,412 I have a friend at MD Anderson, 812 00:38:41,512 --> 00:38:44,115 he says the data is promising. 813 00:38:44,249 --> 00:38:47,418 He can facilitate a transfer of care from your doctor in the UK 814 00:38:47,518 --> 00:38:49,621 to their cancer center in Texas. 815 00:38:49,721 --> 00:38:50,789 Texas? 816 00:38:50,889 --> 00:38:53,458 Yes, it's a lifestyle adjustment, 817 00:38:53,591 --> 00:38:57,863 but being rooted in one place would be good for Angus. 818 00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:02,933 What if it doesn't work? 819 00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:07,038 Will you be his guardian if I don't live to see him turn 18? 820 00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:14,980 If he's okay with it, I'll accept. 821 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,529 I'm sorry I lied to you. 822 00:39:31,629 --> 00:39:32,930 It's okay. 823 00:39:32,931 --> 00:39:35,500 As long as you're honest with me from now on, we're good. 824 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,801 I promise. 825 00:39:36,802 --> 00:39:39,370 You're a very special young man, Angus. 826 00:39:39,470 --> 00:39:42,073 I hope you'll let me visit you in London, or even Texas. 827 00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:43,408 Please. 828 00:39:43,508 --> 00:39:46,211 But don't bring your receptionist. 829 00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:49,147 Deal. 830 00:39:58,489 --> 00:40:00,658 The twins take off already? 831 00:40:00,759 --> 00:40:02,427 Slackers. 832 00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:06,197 So how long you been sleeping with your ex? 833 00:40:08,299 --> 00:40:10,068 You're vain, but not so vain 834 00:40:10,168 --> 00:40:13,604 that you'd buy a painting of yourself to display at work. 835 00:40:13,705 --> 00:40:15,540 Wasn't at the gallery show. 836 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,742 Sleeping with the artist, aren't you? 837 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:19,377 Turns out, I'm still his muse. 838 00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:22,347 Good. Better than Stephens. 839 00:40:22,447 --> 00:40:26,517 Rebounds are messy and I'm not interested in cleanup duty. 840 00:40:28,653 --> 00:40:31,289 I'll keep this short. 841 00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:34,658 I am sorry about everything. 842 00:40:34,659 --> 00:40:36,828 I understand why you called me a "Pick Me Girl." 843 00:40:36,928 --> 00:40:40,098 And I vow to be more conscious about excluding you. 844 00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:41,665 And... 845 00:40:43,368 --> 00:40:45,369 ... if there are ever teams again, I want to be on yours 846 00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:49,507 because being against you is... terrifying. 847 00:40:49,607 --> 00:40:51,109 She attacks children. 848 00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:53,543 Um... 849 00:40:53,544 --> 00:40:56,414 Would you mind giving us a second, please? 850 00:40:57,415 --> 00:40:59,084 Of course. 851 00:41:01,419 --> 00:41:03,388 Children! 852 00:41:04,455 --> 00:41:06,356 It is depressing 853 00:41:06,357 --> 00:41:10,095 how many trophies have gone to die at Goodwill. 854 00:41:10,195 --> 00:41:13,398 But... this one is yours. 855 00:41:31,216 --> 00:41:32,884 Can't believe he's gone. 856 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,122 You'll see the little turd again. 857 00:41:37,222 --> 00:41:38,790 I meant Sherlock. 858 00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:51,136 This ring is a family heirloom 859 00:41:51,236 --> 00:41:55,506 that Mycroft was wearing during an infamous fight with Sherlock. 860 00:41:56,674 --> 00:42:00,245 He kept it to mark the one time he kicked his brother's ass. 861 00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:03,381 A story that he told me all three times I met him. 862 00:42:03,481 --> 00:42:05,817 That's how you knew to call for it. 863 00:42:05,951 --> 00:42:08,153 The Tooting Bec Trophy. 864 00:42:08,987 --> 00:42:11,722 Yeah, the things we hold on to. 865 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,495 Mind if I do the honors? 866 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:35,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 62343

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