Original subtitles

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

[Luiz with muffled voice] Good morning!

It's already 7 am!

Let's get up, because life is beautiful!

It's gorgeous day! Open that big smile,

because, if you smile to life,

it will smile back to you!

Don't put yourself down!

What about a nice brushing on those rusty teeth?

It avoids cavities and tiger breath.

And today is not a good day for you.

Try to think positive, Paulinho!

After all, things always tend to get worse.

[Snaps]

It sure can get worse! It sure can!

I already lost all my money, my house!

My friends!

Lost my babe Juju,

who is the most important thing in my life!

Go away, Paulinho. I have to close the bar!

Hey, you sound like radio voice!

Throat hemorrhoids.

Open your mouth.

Your "tunsils" are "infrected".

[Wheezes]

[Cough]

[With normal voice] It got better! What is that?

It's a "supposistory" spray, you know?

For those who have this face like a...

Your eyes look red! Do you want some eye "props"?

Go ahead!

[Bubbles]

Hey, Luiz Crooked Legs, At least take me to the door.

Perhaps we won't meet again, huh?

Because things begin and end,

and we don't know if I'll be nearby or faraway.

I can suddenly be on the frozen mountains

of "Atacania" desert,

playing ping-pong with a tennis racket,

at the south of the North Pole,

and our partnership would end here.

It might be the last time we see each other,

At least open the door for me.

Use the cat exit.

No! The cat exit?! Are you crazy, man?

Me, Paulinho Gogó, using the cat exit?

You hear one thing, Luiz Crooked Legs!

I may be on the ground, I may be "egzausted",

I may be finished like I am right now,

I may not have two nickels to rub together,

I may be in the middle of a storm,

but one thing I still carry inside my heart

is my "diguinity"!

So, use the dog exit.

Yes, I'm ok with the dog exit.

[Squeaks]

Ouch! Why did I eat that "eccpired" Feijoada?

[pushing] Arrrh! Urrrh!

Arrrh!

Arrrh! Urrrh!

[Laughs]

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

♪

[Thunder]

[Coin tinkling]

Hey! I ain't no "tremp"!

[Tramp] Paulinho!

What's this? Are you trying to steal my spot?

I've panhandled here for 6 years, ok? Urrrh!

I'm not panhandling.

I'm here due to life's "setblacks".

[Laughs]

But that's where you get it wrong, my friend!

You must change your mindset!

My silhouette?!

Man, you need to take "antifustration" pills.

What?!

You must believe in you!

You must believe that you can turn into

someone who's better than you...

[Coughs]

Believe me!

[Coughing] Oh, my God...

Do you think I got to this position...

From out of nowhere?

You didn't get anywhere! You're panhandling!

I don't panhandle because I need it.

It's a hobby, something I do, like,

in my free time.

I'm actually a... psychotherapist.

"Side" what?

I'm realizing that you're much worse than I thought!

Let's go! I'm a motivational coach!

I lecture to huge crowds,

and I'll give you a free session!

[Coughs]

Let's go!

How did you end up here?

I all started with a dream.

[Tape rewinding]

So! Let's play something?

- Great! - Right on! Go!

♪ Samba ♪

[Shouting] Yeah!

♪

♪

♪ I'm telling a story ♪

♪ And I never miss a trick ♪

♪ Who makes the crowd happy? ♪

♪ It's Paulinho Gogó ♪

♪ It's Paulinho Gogó ♪

♪ And all these people are welcome ♪

♪ But when I play the samba, my dear ♪

♪ It's just to see you stunning ♪

♪ Nêga Juju, I'm gonna tell you I love you ♪

[Paulinho] And this was the moment when it all began to fall apart.

Where was she?

Nêga Juju hit the road

and left the castle! She was gone!

Then I started to look for her!

All of a "suddenly sudden",

a light cleared my eyeballs.

It was Nêga Juju!

Or wasn't it?

Or was it some staff member passing by during the scene?

No! It had to be Nêga Juju!

I was sure!

[String snap]

And, just like that, it all began to go wrong.

[Bang]

Everything was getting very strange!

[Knocks and snap]

But the worst part was when the cuíca went out of tune!

The cuíca was crying!

Not crying! It was yelling!

[Singing rooster echoing]

Then, the first thing I did after waking up

was to wink one eye

and open the other two!

Then, I came directly here, man!

What's with this face, Chapoca?

Gogó, a bursting cuíca's stick...

[Weeping] is a bad sign.

Yes...! Actually... the other day

I dreamed of having 3 girlfriends! Just like my dad!

Wow, Armpit! Your dad had 3 girlfriends?!

No, but that was his dream!

[Laughs]

[With slurred voice] Well, that's everybody's dream!

Because I'm already so drunk,

that I canseeing three Armpits in front of me!

[Laughs]

- Ouch! - What, man?

Oh, man, my gastritis just whistled.

It's a sign that this dream might turn into a nightmare.

Gogó... I'm starting to get worried.

[Paulinho] Worried about what?

It was just a dream I dreamed,

about not finding Nêga Juju! It's all good!

Look, I'm sorry, Paulinho!

This busted cuíca thing

in a dream about a woman leaving,

seems to me as if Nêga Juju

is cheating on you!

[Chapoca] Hey!

Are you suggesting that Nêga Juju

is taking her treasure to other fronts, is that it?

That she's double shifting?

Nêga Juju would never dare

to do such a thing with me, man!

But that's what everybody knows!

Do you also think so?

[On headphones] ♪ Samba ♪

Guys, no worries! It was just a dream!

[Snapping his fingers] Oh!

Wait! Can you smell it?

[Sniffing]

A scent of disgrace in the air?

- Armpit, put your arm down! - Sorry.

[Paulinho] Enough! I don't believe in superstition!

Here! Look!

In one single run, I won the game!

Is it good luck or what?

But that's exactly the point, Gogó!

Lucky in games, unlucky in love!

Oh my God!

Man, I'm in the best moment of my life!

I got Nêga Juju in my arms!

Paulinho Nutty got me a job,

a gig for me to make good cash!

And Paulinho Tuntum, my son, looks just like me!

It's a lot of luck!

Look, excuse me! I'm wasting my time, ok?

I can't stay here at a bar talking

to people without the "diguinity" I have!

I'm leaving, because today is mine and Nêga

Juju's anniversary!

I'm gonna prepare our love nest,

because I'm about to twist her scoliosis! Excuse me!

[Paulinho] I was happy as ever!

Everything was alright!

And not even a horrible bad dream

would change it.

How lucky!

That's a lot of luck!

[Fart]

Didn't need that much luck, huh?

- Fuck! - Hey, Gogó!

Hey there!

Pay attention to the scene we rehearsed!

- I was looking for you! - Really?

Do you remember that gig I told you about?

The one that was going to pay really well?

Exactly!

The one that was a piece of cake?

That one! You don't know what's best!

The guy is doubling it!

Better than that, only if it were 5 times more!

Now tell me, looking at me in the eye!

- When do I start? - That's the point!

It's already started!

They hired someone else and payed twice as much to the guy!

I just don't know who it was.

- Is that right? - Yes.

But don't worry.

If you want a gift, I have a gift for you!

Because you're my man!

Of course! Here!

What a beautiful gift I brought to you!

Get this gift, Gogó!

- Nutty, are you really nuts? - Why?

This is not the kind of gift I'm looking for!

Oh really?!

Don't worry, I have another gift for you!

A duckbill, something you've always been, right, Gogó?

Nutty, I need a gig for me

to be able to raise my son, you know?

Oh, that gig!

Check out this one!

[Laughter]

Ugh!

Hey, don't make this face!

No problem.

God gives milk according to the size of the cow's tits.

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

Oh, my God!

My house, "chez moi"!

My banging nest!

Nêga Juju will be proud to see me hot, handsome

and charming like this

♪ Juju ♪

[Nauseous]

Nice car wash!

[Engine roar]

Jujuuu!

Juju?

Huh! I wonder if she isn't home?

Maybe she's upstairs. No problem.

If she's not home, I'll prepare our little love spot,

because today the giraffe will get a warped neck!

How wonderful! Set up the props,

because I'll...

leave my screwdriver sharp!

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

Poc!

[Laughing] Oh, it's today!

"Annual Sex Handbook"

"Wild Estrus Scent"

Uh!

Ah! Ah!

Oh oh! Ah!

Ah! Oh!

♪

Ouch!

[Snap and groan]

Huh! Huh!

What?

[Whistles]

[Insistent whistles]

[Paulinho] I even cooked for my Nêga Juju!

That would've been the most romantic night in History!

[Blowing] Ouch!

[Sigh]

[Wheezes]

[Wheezes continue]

[Wheezes stop]

[Pump wheezes]

Aaah...!

[Singing] ♪ Luck follows the winners ♪

It's all going well!

[Paulinho] Everything was perfect!

But then, I found a note from Nêga Juju.

Huh!

What is that?

[Reading] "Dear Paulinho.

"When you start reading this note,

"I will be far away.

"And, once you're finished reading, I'll be even further,

because you're a very slow reader."

[Laughs]

Oh, Nêga Juju always so cute! Well...

"And, since you're very slow,

"I don't ever want to see you again,

"because I'm done!

"Kisses, kisses! Bye-bye!

It's not you.

"And you have only one positive thing.

"Among all your friends, you're the best in bed.

[Failing music]

"There's one thing you urgently need to do.

"Forget that I exist.

Goodbye."

What do you mean "goodbye"? What about our son?

What about Paulinho Tuntum, guys?

"Turn.

"Being cheated is like getting anemia:

"only happens if you don't make bacon.

Paulinho Tuntum is not your son."

Aaah!!!

[Gasping]

[Paulinho] My world fell apart! I had to react!

I had to do something!

And that's when I decided

to take a "gastric" attitude!

♪ Soft music background ♪

♪

Only one sip to end

this cardiac pain in my heart,

after Nêga Juju went away.

If my stomach were a little larger,

I'd have another five sips.

The next day, I didn't even have the strength

to join our friday night samba.

I think Gogó forgot about our band.

[Paulinho] I had to get back together with Nêga Juju.

And there was only one way to make it happen.

Resorting to supernatural forces!

I wonder if Uncle Xoxó will be able to change my life?!

Didn't change his!

[Distant squawking]

[Door squeak]

Yes, not bad.

♪ Ominous music background ♪

Uncle Xoxó!

[Echoing] Uncle Xoxó! Xoxó...

Uncle Xoxó!

[Echoing] Uncle Xoxó! Xoxó...

Is Uncle Xoxó there?

[Echoing] Is Uncle Xoxó there...?

Where's Uncle Xoxó?

[Echoing] Where's Uncle Xoxó? Where...

Is Uncle Xoxó ok?

[Echoing] Is Uncle Xoxó ok? Ok...

Is Uncle Xoxó scared?

[Echoing] Is Uncle Xoxó scared? Scared...

It's not funny anymore.

[Echoing] Anymore. Anymore...

[Door squeaks]

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

♪

Aaah!

Very nice in here, huh?

What matters is inner beauty.

Having such an ugly son, you had to know that, huh?

Here! Whoever drew your features

was no Pablo "Picancio" either, ok?

Let's sit.

[Whistle]

Let's open the "juego" to see your future.

Oh, you'll see my future?!

If the card wants to tell your future, it will.

If it doesn't, it won't.

If you say so.

Xoxó sees in the "juego"

that there's a great love on your path.

Oh, it's Nêga Juju! I knew she'd come back!

That Uncle Xoxó cannot tell.

I can assure you

that, if you want,

I can bring back your beloved in three months!

Hold on! Three months?! Wasn't it three days?

No! Because I work seriously!

There's no "brasileño" rascality here!

Uncle Xoxó is truthful to his client, y'all!

Did you say "y'all"?!

Are you gaúcho?

No. I was born in Ceará.

Accent from Bahia!

It's because "yo" was raised in Palmas.

[Shouting] Bravo!

The cards say you must be patient.

[Paulinho] I don't get it.

But now you will!

What do you mean?!

[Distant knocks]

[Together] Eh!

Guys! I'm worried about Gogó, he disappeared, huh?

Since Nêga Juju ditched his ass,

his been drowning in sorrow.

True! And I heard

he's down walking on heavy shoes, you know?

Gogó?!

♪ Suspense ♪

[Weep]

- Gee! - Wow...!

Gogó, what's up? How are you?!

- Come drink with us! - Don't want to.

No, no. You won't keep this upset face!

Let's play some samba to cheer you up!

I already said I'm not in the mood!

- Hey, guys!!! - Hey!

Hey, Paulinho! All good, brother?

- What's up! - Hey!

I saw Nêga Juju today.

See, you bunch of losers!

I told you she'd come back!

No. No, she won't!

No. She left with a sheik.

I even took a picture to show you, look!

I don't want to see!

With a sheik?

That cannot be true!

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

♪

[Armpit] Forget about her, man!

Actually, she's probably happy as ever! How's the picture?

Happy, never seen her happier!

- She's happy! - She's probably drinking.

Eating only good stuff! Odalisque! Odalisque's life!

He's here all alone, gnawing walls. He's down!

Armpit, enough!

No, no! I'm defending you. You're my man!

Here, his life's not worth anything!

He doesn't even have a reason to be happy anymore!

He's in disgrace! He's ruined!

He's... embittered.

His face is wrinkled!

Despair! This is pure sadness. Isn't it?

It's ok, Armpit.

No, it's not. It's not. I can tell by your face!

And he needs to know! What if Nêga Juju dumped him

for someone who's richer, better looking,

bigger, stronger than him?

- Yes, yes! - No...!

But he's our friend, man! Is he big deal?

- No! - No!

No! But we like him, right?

Is he weak? He's weak. He's ugly and impotent!

He's all that. But we like him!

God gave him real green eyes, but but the rest didn't help.

But we like him!

He has this guppy fish belly.

But we like him!

- Enough, Armpit! - Ok!

I'll stop here. So that I'm not rude to Gogó!

Guys, look... I'm too upset!

My life without Nêga Juju has no sense at all!

I feel as if I were a teenager's scrotum.

- What?! - What do you mean?!

Completely empty.

[Chapoca] You're not empty, Gogó.

[With choked voice] I see a great man inside you!

♪ Suspense ♪

Hey...!

Drop it, brother!

No need for that scene.

Guys, enough of this depression.

Gogó, life goes on!

Look at you! You... you... you...

[Failing music]

Yes... there's no way.

But that doesn't matter, man. What matters in life

is that there will always be an old shoe for a bizarre foot!

[Together] Yeahhh!

There are lots of women in this life!

But none of them is equal to Nêga Juju!

Which is good!

Can you imagine having a woman who's just the same?

Such lack of creativity!

[Laughter]

[Biricotico] There's something else!

I think you have to go to war, you know?!

Soldier ready for battle!

Not this war, Gogó!

No! It's chicks' chasing war!

That's it, internet flirting!

Tweeter, Leader, Love, Tack-tack, like, like, like!

Like and match! Then you bang, bang, bang, all the time!

[Laughter]

Hey, look! Wait, look! Let's get started,

because we still need to create his profile

on the bitching app!

Right away!

Preaching app?!

♪ Religious music ♪

Gogó, you got the world's best internet team, man!

- Really?! - First of all, let's think

of some interesting stuff to stick into your profile!

First of all, I don't allow anyone to stick anything

in my profile, understood? But go on and add it!

Say that I'm a nice guy, who enjoys playing pool,

listening to samba, eating barbecue with streusel

and inform that I'm financially embezzled.

Poor, barbecue and streusel?!

Gogó, which woman would want a guy like this?!

But I'm just telling the truth!

That's exactly why it's wrong!

No woman wants a drunk vagabond pennyless guy!

True! No, no!

Not all women are like that!

Some of them like to have

a little cachaça, some pork crackling!

I got it! So I must lie, to tell the story!

- Yes! - No, Gogó, it's not lying.

You just need to say things the way women like.

[All] Eeeeh!

Then say... that I'm handsome, romantic

and that I know how to stuff the muffin.

No, Gogó! You need to say that you're rich...

and... and... rich... and...

- Rich! - Rich, good.

Exactly! Exactly.

The secret is to skip the details women don't like!

Your profile picture. If we just take off...

the ears, the mouth, the nose. It'll look great!

Ready for the profile picture?!

Yes!

[Paulinho sighing]

Helinho! What camera is this, man?!

Well, I got it from the old man at the park.

Mr. Lúcio Lick-lick!

Lúcio Lick-lick? I know him!

[All] Ewww!

Look, why not use the cell's camera?

Wake up, Gogó!

Nowadays, pictures need filthers,

special effects, ancient textures, you know?

So that you can shine... and chicks will fall for you!

- That's pretty modern, huh? - Oh yes!

Be careful, there's film for only one picture.

So make a nice face! Say "tweet"!

That's a dead bird! Come on!

- You can't miss, ok? - No, no... no, Gogó!

You're supposed to laugh!

Oh, ok. Go!

Oh, no, Gogó, that was horrible!

Geeeeeh!

No, then she'll think you're "papaplegic"!

This way, it'll be hard, huh?!

Gogó, let's do this: to inspire you,

tell me what you want us to write

on your app's profile. Go!

Ok. Write it down: I'm looking for a special woman

with waxed groin area.

Like porcelain tiles!

Who can give me, at least, five or six kids. Obs!

- Obs? - Observation.

The kids don't need to be all "geological".

Every Sunday I'll have lunch at my mother-in-law's house.

No, wait! No woman will believe in such bullshit!

And also: a mother-in-law's like beer:

it has to be cold and on top of the table!

[Laughter]

Go, go, go! Hold here.

- Take it! - The picture.

[Bang]

[Chapoca] It doesn't look good, Gogó!

Maybe if we put you with a colorful drink,

show that you are a fun guy.

- Yes! Good! - Helinho Gastritis. What about

the old camera that was supposed to create the effects?

[Biricotico] Yes! But there's no old camera anymore.

[Coughs]

Come with me!

- Hey! I have an idea. - Go!

We can put my gastritis medicine

to give more consistency.

Put some sanitizer too,

to enhance the heart and protect the stomach!

- Sanitizer! - Yes!

- Detergent! - Detergent, yes, go!

I got an idea! Shaving foam for hair styling!

And to finalize the final...

a slice of lemon!

Lemon coming!

[Cheers]

[Armpit] It looks delicious, huh?

[Helinho] Let's take the picture, because the heat is on!

- Ok! Go, go, go! - Wow!!!

What a fancy drink, huh?!

- Wait! - Oh, my dear God!

- No, that's for the picture! - You can't do it!

- No!!! - Oh, no!

[Moans]

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

[Little moan]

[Echoing buzz]

[Echoing bang]

[Paulinho] Gee!

Good!

Luiz Crooked Legs, please!

Put some alcohol! Don't be stingy with that alcohol!

Inject alcohol in this thing! It's good, you know? It's good!

- Take a real good sip! - You've done your flattering!

[Paulinho] I don't even have a dog!

Why take the picture with an animal?

Gogó, trust me! Women love it, man!

Yes! You need a picture with a cute pet, man!

- They love it! - Hey, guys!

Look, I've brought Chauzineguer!

A very gentle one for you, Paulinho!

Look at that!

- Gentle?! - Yes, look. Gentle!

His naphthalene is garbled! Is he vaccinated?!

Of course! He even took the fourth shot, he ain't no fool!

Drop it, Gogó! Grab the dog and let's take the picture!

- Go, get him! Hurry! - There you go! Gogó!

Face to face with Chauzineguer!

[Chapoca] Get close to the animal, Gogó!

Snout to snout!

[Chapoca] He's gentle, Gogó! Go, he's gentle! Gentle!

Take the damn picture!

Chauzineguer, if you could just lick him, it'd be killer!

[Growl]

[Chattering]

[Camera click]

[Echoing scream]

[Armpit] No, that won't do it.

Let's go, Gogó! Last picture!

Swimsuit, to destroy women's hearts.

[Chapoca] Guys!

You'll love this piece

that I chose for him! It's retro,

kind of modern, perfectly up to date!

Come on, Gogó!

- It might look good. - Oh, no!

♪ Samba ♪

Gee...! My God!

Uh...!

Ouch! I think with this one on...

people will ask whether you you've joined the other side!

[Laughs]

Or if you're using the rear gear!

I thing they might call you old shirt!

Old shirt?!

Yes! You easily let your button go!

Look, you're all very tacky, you know? Very tacky!

Gogó, don't listen to them. You'll rock.

Oh! We need a rose!

[Camera click]

[All] It's "Mini Winkie" Gogó!

Gogó! This princess looks pretty, huh?!

Oh, no! People will think that I'm "unhumble".

Look, too much makeup for me!

I prefer a rather natural beauty.

- Then, pass it! Pass it. - Look, look! Look!

What a tailbone! What is that, man?!

- Oh, come on! - Major tailbone!

[Armpit] Go, next one!

Hey! What about this Beetle bonnet, huh?!

[Laughs]

- It reminds me of Nêga... - No! Forget it!

Everything you see reminds you of Nêga Juju! Drop it!

I'll pick the first one that shows up!

Eeny meeny miny... this one!

[Armpit] Let me see this!

That's too much of a woman for him!

It's not like that!

Look, look... Look! Oh, a match!

Oh, Paulinho! Now it's bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!

- Ok! What do I do now? - This is a magical finger!

- You can borrow if you want. - I'm out!

It's a match. What does it mean? What do I do now?

Gogó, take her to dinner!

Let me see. But here it says...

she said that she's "vegian".

I'll send her some "leguminousis".

Good call!

Oh, it says here that she likes fruits!

Hey! There you go!

How can I bring a hot woman like that

to this place, this bar?!

No! You're not bringing her to the bar! Or else Crooked Legs

will be checking on your chick, trust me!

Take her to your place, Gogó!

[Chatter]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

What's this?! Why are you taking out the TV?

Because this is my TV, Gogó borrowed it from me!

So what?!

Who knows if this lady who's coming

is full of bad intentions?

Guys! But that's not what she's coming here for!

[Laughs]

Hey...! Gogó! What's up?!

I know you're ugly, but take this ugly look from your face!

It's just that I was looking at this picture of Nêga Juju.

Oh, forget her, Gogó!

No way, man! Whenever I see he...

♪ Samba ♪

There! All set!

[With choking voice] Don't do it, man! I loved this picture.

Listen, Gogó, we need to take away from your life

everything that connects you to Nêga Juju!

- That's it! - Exactly, exactly!

It's very hard, ok? Because everything in this house,

every single spot...

[Crying] every object...

when I look, I remember Nêga Juju.

Every object?!

[All] Uhm...!

[Laughter]

♪ Ominous music background ♪

Aaaah!!!

♪

[With slurred voice] My TV!

Gastritis, hold my TV, for Christ's sake!

I haven't even paid for it yet, hold it, please!

[Screaming] It's on guaranteeeeeeeeee!!!

♪

No, no, no!

Aaaah!!!

Fire!!! Fire!

- Matches! Go, go, go! - No, wait!

- Set fire, set fire! - Hey, hey, hey! Stop! Stop!

What is it?! No! Not fire!

- No?! - It's too much!

Aaaaah!

[Whining]

Oh, look!

[All] Oh...!

[Armpit] Hey! Oh...!

Hey boy!

- Gogó! - Gogó, are you sad?!

Come here! Come here, stand up!

You're sad, aren't you, Gogó?

Don't be like that! It'll pass! Ok? It'll pass!

We have it all settled here, it's all taken care of, ok?

But why didn't you let us break this?

Are you up for a number 2? Is that it?

Did we break anything in the bathroom?

No! Nothing happened. You can go in there, if you want.

I think I lost my watch.

Well, it won't be easy to find it in here.

Just tell me one thing, why do you have this potty?

No, it belonged... to my grandma

she came from Portugal on a train,

hitckhiking with the royal family.

Is your grandma that old?

- No, the potty is old. - Oh!

My grandma bought it before she died.

Because, after she died, she couldn't buy anything!

[Laughs]

Do you know whose this potty was?

- No. - Dom Pedro I.

- Bullshit?! - He would only pee in it.

- Got it...! - Never been cleaned.

[Groans]

I don't know what stinks more, that potty or Armpit's armpit.

Stop it! Let's just light a match

to sanitize it all, and it's all good!

It's not that bad.

For the love of God.

[Bang]

[Doorbell]

[Paulinho] Get in! The door is open.

♪ Sexy music background ♪

[Groans]

Paulinho?!

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

Denise Roof Cleaner?

[Groan]

♪ Sexy music background ♪

"Ablosutely" enchanted!

[Kiss snap]

[Music failing]

Get in, make yourself comfortable!

Ok. Thanks!

Two strokes and the race is over.

Look, do you want... to sit?

- Where?! - On the floor!

- Here?! - That will do it!

- Make yourself comfy! Sit! - Ok.

- Ouch...! Uh! - What's this!

[Toy whistle]

Roomy in here, huh? There's nothing.

Because I... decided...

I decided to erase

some of my life's happy memories, you know?

[Crying] I'm sorry for venting it out on you.

Because it's a very sad moment I...

I'm sorry, when I cry, my nose runs.

[Blowing strongly]

[Laughs]

[Sniffling]

Are... you ok?!

I'm sorry, I just ended a very long

relationship with Nêga Juju.

What?!

Do you know Nêga Juju?!

Who doesn't know Nêga Juju?!

A wonderful woman! How spectacular!

I'm dying to meet her! You could introduce us.

♪ Sad music background ♪

- I think I better go. - Ok.

Ok. Nevermind my blow off.

It's just because I'm "psychojolically" rattled.

Then what if I decide to, you know,

put my budgie to get some seeds in your little cage,

you would realize that I'm kind of tenderized,

because I would bang fluffy. Because it's been I long time

without sending my boy to school, unleashing the dog.

And that brings tremendous sadness!

It's really ok, huh?

You look like a nice guy

and you'll certainly find a new love.

- Do you think so? - Aham!

♪ Soft music background ♪

- What's this, man?! - Well?! A little kiss!

A kiss to give a soft touch to the thing.

Are you crazy?! I don't want to kiss you!

Well?! Why did you come here then?!

I came for the robbery.

No, wait! I'm the one who wants your lottery.

No, no, no. I meant cleaning you out.

Oh, I got it! Look, there's a huge bathtub,

you can add some mineral salt and we can take a bath.

I meant cleaning out the house, ok?

You don't need to, my friends already did it.

To rob! I came here to rob everything,

to rob the whole house!

To rob what?! There's nothing here.

- That's true! Damn! - Huh?!

What... what... what is that?

The potty that belonged to my grandma

which came from Portugal.

No! Be careful with that potty,

it has a great "hysterical" value to me,

it belonged to Dom Pedro I,

the only thing that was left for me!

Without this potty I'm absolutely nobody!

[Breaking crockery]

Oh my God!

And that was my first date, you know?

But, I realized that I don't deal very well

with these "preaching" apps!

And... did this woman you're talking about

remind you, in any way,

of your old love?

- Yes! Nêga... - Exactly!

I told you!

It must be someone who's totally different!

But she was!

But you can't give up like that, drop back so early!

You must keep searching, keep searching!

Keep searching... someone different!

Hey!!

The only thing I wanted...

was it be a date like the old days.

Huh?

I got the solution! My cousin Laura

has just arrived from the country, she's in the city.

And?

And then... she needs someone to show her

the marvelous city!

If I may say so myself, I'm good at that!

Tell me, is she pretty?

You're asking if she's pretty, Gogó, she looks just like me!

Eeeehhhh...!!!

[Helinho laughing]

[Laugh]

♪ Samba ♪

♪ Sexy music ♪

Aaaah!

- Aaah! - Hot!

- Really? - Gogó?

Discharging is for doctors and the Army!

♪ Drums ♪

♪ Cheerful music ♪

So, let's eat something?

No, I've already had dinner!

No, for Christ's sake!

This is Rusty's "hitdog"!

Best ever!

My treat!

- No need. - No, no, no!

Great Rusty!

What's up, Paulinho! Welcome... to Rusty's Big Dog!

Rusty, say hello to Costinha!

My great friend who's already died!

He didn't die, he's alive here in our hearts, brother!

[Imitating Costinha] Oueehhh!

Here, I want 2 big dogs,

neat, special, no pettiness!

Complete! You got it! Complete and heavy!

First one goes to my glass cullet here,

Laurinha Lapwing!

[Laughs]

No need, Paulinho!

Let's raise the bar for this dog

by adding some mashed potatoes to please you!

French fries... French fries!

Quail egg, which is good

to help during showtime!

We put a little bit here...

Quail eggs are good during showtime,

because it's like a Spanish "fry"... More quail eggs!

We'll put a little bit of corn to wrap it up...

A little "pronvolone" cheese here,

to add a rather sour-weet flavour...

And ketchup as you wish! Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup!

And it's getting fancy! Add some lettuce,

to give a bit of peppered

cover... Look how tasty is this rice!

Because it's always a good carbo,

to strengthen the muscles.

Some streusel, because we all deserve it...

Some very nice strawberry tomato...

a lot of strawberry tomato

for it to be the way the client likes it, right?

We grab a little bit of this here and this

which is called cabbage! Also very important

to make everything work properly!

We add some crackling on top!

Now come the little things!

Which are very important

for us to have a balanced meal.

Add this thing as well!

Check how wonderful it looks, delicious!

It seems to taste so good!

A little sweet to finish!

The sausage is already down, but it'll go up later,

that's for sure!

And some spaghetti for the dish to look good!

Look how beautiful! Nice finishing!

And to wrap it up... we add a little bit of popcorn!

How delicious! Look how it is!

With love and affection!

Thank you!

Rusty!

Prepare mine the way you humbly know!

Sure, you got it!

Hey!

Hey! Uhm, uhm!

Uhm...!

♪ Cheerful music ♪

♪

♪

[Laugh]

Grrrr!

[Burp]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

The napkins please, Paulinho!

[Sucking]

Uhm?!

Aaaah!

Laurinha Lapwing, look,

I'm gonna show you the Earth's

biggest "fetish' wheel!

From up there, we can see...

Oh, Laurinha Lapwing!

What a special moment! How wonderful!

So, tell me... did you like the surprise?

[With difficulty] It's just that I'm...

Sshhh!

You're afraid of heights, I know!

No, actually...

Don't say anything, Laurinha!

I got it, I got it!

I'm gonna be honest with you, ok?

This will be the most...

unforgettable ride of your life,

which, by the way... you will never forget!

I sure won't!

Look, look, look!

I know it all, I was raised in this neighborhood.

Do you see that street?

I've already fallen into that drain, upside down, naked!

I'm up in a cold sweat!

That's puberty throbbing on your sphincter!

Yes...!

[Fart]

Ops! What was this sound?

Uhm, don't turn if off yet! Let me go for a ride first!

Aaaah!

I didn't know parakeets flew this high!

Well, they do!

[Blowing] Uuuuh!

[Smelling]

And it doesn't seem to be a parakeet, ok? It's a buzzard!

[Fart]

Uhm...!

A dead one!

Hey, my friend!

Listen, could you make the ride last a little longer?

They're in love!

[Groans]

Uhmmm!

Look... what a wonderful thing, Laurinha Lapwing!

The ferris wheel stopped up here, do you know why?

No!

For us to enjoying this beautiful

romantic moment in the air!

[Laurinha groaning]

[Fart]

- Ops! - Uhmmm!

Again?!

Uhm, this thing's getting weird!

- It's probably the cog, right? - What cog?

The wheel has stopped up here!

This seems like... you know what? Smell...

[Fart]

I got it!

Paulinho, I'm sorry! That hotdog really...

You don't need to say it!

Calm down, it happens, ok?

- No problem at all! - Oooh!

- Do you promise? - Of course I do!

Do I look like I'm not telling you the truth?

The human being is capable of releasing 15 to 25 parakeets,

let's call it this way, per day, did you know?

And you were stocking, everything in your gullet...

and waited to let it all out at this special moment

with me up here, right?

[Laughs] The best of all

is that we created an intimacy, me and you,

a more proximal proximity, huh?

That's it, we advanced 2 years in one date only!

Uhm...!

The best of all is that I was also going to tell you...

do you know what? You're released the noisy ones!

The silent ones are usually lethal!

[Fart]

[Laurinha] Uhm... uhm... uhm!

Uhmmm... uhm!

Helinho!

Ouch! Oh, man! My gastritis is whistling!

- Do you get heartburn too? - A lot!

Man! Let's get an anti-acid at the drugstore, chat a little?

My dead grandma...

said it helps burning the noble gases...

that contain potassium nitrate,

copper, sodium and "metilfetidine"!

Huh...!

Well... I don't think it's working!

But it's just that I'm not...

What's happening now?

I won't be able to hold it!

Oh, no! Don't bend yourself! Don't bend, don't!

[Fart]

Helinho Gastritis! Help!!!

Do something for me, my man!

[Huge fart]

[Screaming]

Helinho Gastritis put me in such a trap, brother!

I'm even thinking of drinking something tiger killing!

[Meow]

Bring it!

Make it good, huh!

[Sighing] Oh, oh! My God!

- Is it good? - Up to the top, brother!

[Helinho whistling]

What is it? Paulinho, you're already here?

Gee! Are you living at the bar?

I actually am!

- Hey, Gogó! - Tell me!

Oh, I'm sorry for yesterday! My bad, man!

Oh, I should had told you that my cousin,

Laurinha Lapwing, is very emotional!

- She has a delicate intestine! - Yes...!

Actually, my whole family has a bad

digestion issue, man!

Bad digestion and bad combustion!

Listen, Gogó, your life is a horrible mess, huh!

I think that if you tell your story

to a teamster, the horse will cry!

[Laughs]

Gogó, I think it's about time

for you to give up, man!

Yes...!

Gogó, I think I can help you!

I'm going to introduce you to a girl,

friend of mine, very nice!

I'm out! I'm declining!

- Nice girl, man! - Nice?

If she's nice... I'm in!

But, first, I need to trim the pecker's hair!

What did you say? Pecker?

Yes...!

[Peeps]

Oh... how cute!

Peep! Peep!

[Doorbell]

[Door squeak]

[In samba beat] ♪ Arab music ♪

What's your pseudonym?

Olívia!

Well... so, Olívia...

I've come to tell you that I won't be able to stay!

Hey Luiz Crooked Legs!

"I'm sorry", my friend, but... your cousin

is too much for me, you know?

Oh, I know!

[Toy whistle]

What's this?

I can't accept it!

You know that I like meat, substance, you know?

Good grabbing area!

Some shelving grip!

[Laughs]

There, Gogó!

You gave me an idea now, man!

♪ Suspense ♪

Chapoca, you brought me to a gym, brother!

Man, you got to understand that nowadays

this is a flirting spot, you know?

This is bad luck!

Look, didn't I say that it'ds be flower-packed today?

I'm not sure if those are flowers! More like cactus!

Are you crazy, man?

- Lots of juicy jocks! - What did you say?

[Rough voice] I said there are lots of stupid jocks, you know?

Only big guys! That's why it will be easy

to make the ladies want you!

I hear you saying "juicy rocks".

You better respect me, Gogó!

Chapoca, listen! Are you dragging the backpack, bro?

Are you... pinching the tile?

Are you playing shuttlecock with your elbow?

Stop! Stop, ok? You respect me, ok!

Let's start working out!

Ok, ok! How do I start?

Push-ups, fifty to warm up!

Go!

[Toy whistle]

[Straining] Eh! Eh! Eh!

Is it neck pushups?

It's to thicken the circumference!

Stop faking, Gogó! Let's do arms then!

[Straining] Arrrrh!

Didn't I say it wasn't that hard?

Arrrh!

That's because it has no weight.

No, I am just stretching

to soften my "asiatic" nerve.

You can add as much weight as you want,

because my name is "rexistancy"! Go!

- Now! - Ok!

Uhm...!

[Straining] Arrrh! Ouch!

Arrrh! Arrrh!

Everything ok there, Gogó?

No, all good!

I'm just finding the best grip!

Look, I'll do it with you!

let's do it together and I'll help you, go!

[Straining] Arrrh!

[Together] Arrrh!!!

Arrrh... arrrrh...

arrrrh...

[Fart]

Wow!

I think the cup's lid popped!

Relax, ok? Relax, come with me...

now I'll show how it's done!

In the gym, the magic happens...

by the drinking fountain!

Who make's out at the gym, Chapoca?

Everyone! Everybody makes out with everybody here!

There!

Huh!

[Groans]

This ain't my business, Chapoca!

Don't be silly, Gogó!

Relax, I'm going to introduce you

to a tremendous girl!

I don't see any in here!

Have I ever put you in any trap, Gogó?

Trust me!

Uhmmm! Is it a drinking fountain or a banging one?

No way I'm bending here to drink the water!

Gogó!

Gogó, she's coming!

- And what do I say to her? - I don't know, man!

Ask her if she always comes here!

Ok!

Hi...! How are you?

Yes... it's fun here, huh?

Very much!

And... sorry, I'm a little nervous...

My "naphthalene" is altered,

I'm sort of out of synch, you know?

Long time without practicing, so I'm seriously thinking

of jamming the clam again a little, to practice a bit!

If you know what I'm saying!

Yes, you must practice, right?

Or you might hurt yourself.

Yes, but training is training. A match's a match, right?

Now, with all undue respect...

if you and I, like, happen to want...

to practice a little, you know?

To twist the giraffe's neck,

how do we do it?

- You and me? - Yes...!

- On the floor? - Yes...

The floor on which I will punish

the kitten's lower gingiva!

♪ Suspense ♪

Go, Gogó

Arrrh!

Whoaaa!

[Buzz]

Aaaah!

Arrrrh!

Gogóóóóó!!!

[With difficulty] Ouch, no choking! No choking!

Looking good, Gogó! Looking good! You're doing great!

[Woman laughing]

Knock her down, Gogó!

She's gonna kill him!

Arrrrh!!!

Get up, Gogó! Get up!

Arrrrh!

Bite her leg, Gogó!

She will suicide me, Chapoca!

Throw the towel! Throw more towels!

Aaaah!

I'm throwing, damn it! Take it!

- Aaaah! - Fight's over! It's over!

[Bell tolling]

Girl, let him go! Girl, let him go!

Let go, girl!

Don't twist him! Don't twist him!

I'm going in! No, I'm not!

I'm gonna die, Chapoca!

- Defend yourself, man! - Aaaaah!

Just tap the mat!

to end practice, Gogó!

[Paulinho] With which hand?!

Arrrh...!

[Evil laugh]

[Paulinho] When I was knocked out...

I dreamed again!

and this dream was very "sinilar" to the other!

[Snap]

But this time...

what was weird was not the cuíca,

it was the reco-reco!

[Echoing squeak]

But, wait, let me see if I understood!

The reco-reco wasn't sounding like reco-reco?

Interesting!

No! It wasn't! It was more like "rich-rich"!

[Whispering] Rich-rich!

Rich-rich!

Oh, that's it! Your subconscious

was giving you a very important tip!

That, if you leave this old love

and search for a new one,

you might become rich, rich, that's it!

That's exactly why I thought

like the thought inside my head!

I said: "There must be some good in it!".

- Do you know what I did? - Uhm, uhm!

I accepted it! Unlucky in love...

Lucky in games!

Oh, bravo, boy! Bravo, boy!

♪ Cheerful music ♪

But I've come to learn that nothing comes easily in life!

And, for my dream to stop being "fricticious",

I had to play really hard!

Guys, help me take my glasses out!

Where are you? I can't see anyone!

It's too dark! Help me! Aaahh!!!

[Murmur]

Everyone's smoking in here!

That's politically incorrect nowadays!

Specially in this film!

Oh, my God! That won't work!

Guys, guys! Look! Management's coming! Look!

To my surprise, management was my true case!

♪ Sexy music ♪

For the love of God! We got a problem!

Help me disguise myself! It won't work! It won't work!

Quick, hide me! Quick!

- Hide! - What?

- Hide! - uhm?

[Woman coughing]

- No, give me the mask! - Hide there!

- Good! Give me! - Erase!

[Distant laughs]

Uhm...!

Aaaah!

[Cluckings]

Uhm!

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

Let the games begin!

♪

So, Gogó... how's your game?

As good as it Gets.

♪ Ominous music background ♪

Uhm!

Eaaah!

You action.

Uhmm!

Pair! Two pairs!

Three of a kind! Four of a kind.

- Five. - Whoa!

- Does that exist? - I've just created.

Huh!

[Paulinho] And, during that evening, I let nothing pass

nothing, nothing, nothing!

[Woman] The plaster gentleman wins.

[Cheers]

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

♪

What now, Gogó?

Hey, Chocoball... your turn.

Hey... does this guy ever talk?

Yes, he was actually talking a lot, but it was edited,

because they realized he is twangy.

[Laughs]

Make your bets.

I double again!

What is this?

Yeahhh...

Eeeaaahhhh!

- Yeahhh... Oooh! - Eeeaaaehhh!

Ooooh!

I don't know why...

but everybody who decides challenging me,

on the following day, loses their breathe.

Oh... oh...

What?

Could you pay the check, please.

[Murmur]

Do I look like a clown?

[Murmur]

[Moans]

[Screeching laughs]

What are you looking at?!

Gogó, I think we already have plenty of cash.

More than that is greed!

We can already afford, I don't know,

lots of meat sticks at Zé Moustache!

Yes, no, no, no, Chapoca is right. Ouch!

- What? - Oh!

Gastritis has sent a sign.

- Really? - Burning.

Phew!

It's a sign that Gogó is in a lucky vibe.

Gogó, follow this "scream"!

I mean... I mean stream.

I double it again.

[Murmur]

What?

[Huffing]

♪ Ominous music background ♪

♪

Royal Straight Flush.

What did she say?

- "Loyal bitch sucks". - Oh, ok.

Plaster gentleman wins.

[Man] Ouch!

Hey mom!

Make me a transfer, mom. I lost everything.

[Cheers]

Yes, now we are talking! Way to go, Gogó!

[Together] Gogó! Gogó! Gogó! Gogó! Gogó!

[Gogó] There was just one player left on that table.

And I had to go all the way!

I couldn't choked by any means!

♪ Triumphal music background ♪

The old lady was determined!

Uhm...

Armpit...!

What, my lucky piggy bank?

Will you do your brother a favor?

Whatever you want, my friend.

Could you scratch my crotch?

Of cour... No! Not that!

Friends are for scratching.

Armpit, scratch the man! Or our champ will lose focus!

Just do it! Just a little scratching.

Hurry! Gee?!

[Moans]

There... on this very spot.

[Moans continue]

In between the hemispheres now.

[Moans]

[Paulinho moaning]

Ok, it's making me stricken.

I'm in a "refractory" moment.

[Women] Make your bets.

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

Uhm... Uhm... Uhm!

♪

[Moan]

[Together] Ah!

[Bell]

[Together] Blergh!

Eeeew...!

[Paulinho] She bet all she had!

I had to do the same.

[Moans]

Ouch!

Uhmmm...

Uhmmm...!

Huh... Huh?

♪ Ominous music background ♪

Blergh!

[Paulinho] She gambled hard, but I would never lose

to that "welder" "seanior" lady.

I went all in!

Oh! Hey? You took out your plaster?

I couldn't let the old lady win, right?

Oh, I scratched your crotch for nothing!

Come on! Oooh... oh!

[Paulinho] She "undoubtedlingly" had the best cards!

What now, huh?

Calm down... I got a whole castle.

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

[Bell]

[Laughs]

The plaster gentleman wins.

[Cheers]

[Screams]

Aaaah!

[Woman screaming] Gogó!

[Screams]

♪ Soft music ♪

[Murmur]

[Laughs]

♪

[Paulinho] Those who think were not born to be rich...

were already born rich!

Guys, this is the deal, ok?

As my dead godfather Dicró used to say:

"If someday I was poor, I don't if I remember!".

- Hey Chapoca! - What?!

Listen, there's something coming up

like a nuclear power plant in my stomach,

order some liver steak for us.

Gogó, rich people, fancy people

don't eat liver steak, man!

What do they eat?

- Settee! - Uhm!

[With french accent] Garçon! Garçon!

- What is that? - It's waiter in French.

[All] Eeahhhh!

But, wait... there's nothing here, man.

People ate everything, there are only crumbles.

Oh, Gogó, this is nouvelle cuisine.

It's fancy food!

[In French] Pardon! Pardon!

Oh...!

- What is this? - It's for looking.

- To look? To look at what? - The food!

Oh!

What is this?

Truffled settee with "poivre à la lagoston"!

Oh! Uhm...

Truffled settee with octopus rain sauce

"à la lagoston"!

- Uhm! "Lagoston"! - See?

I'll show you how to eat this.

Here! Watch. I was raised in high society, man.

Were you?

Look, you grab this thing like this...

Then, grab, oh... oh... uhm!

Uhm... oh!

- Aham... Is it good? - Right.

I love nouvelle cuisine!

Hey, wait! Wait, wait!

I want it to! Excuse me, excuse me.

Let me see this cuisine. Cuisine is good!

Who doesn't like cuisine? I like cuisine.

Uhm... this one smells good, huh?

Fragrant cuisine, is that yours? Wait, let me check.

So, did you feel in your mouth?

Oh... only my thrush.

What?

Guys, where's Biricotico?

- Well, where is he? - Ooooh...

He's fishing there!

[Paulinho] Go, Biricotico!

Biricotico!

Hey, Paulinho!

Oh oh!

Aaaah!

What? Are you saying that, when you get into cold water,

yours don't shrink like this too?

You do this, have another drink,

because I think you're already sobering up

and this is not a nice view for us to look at!

Sorry, then!

[Paulinho] Hey, I think, the rich ladies

enjoy Tuscan sausage.

Uh, even I am up for sausage, man!

What was that?

No, no. Sausage on the stick.

Oh, they're enjoying because they don't even need

a magnifier for that, huh?

Gogó... Gogó, Take a look here.

Oh, you're the man!

Damn, Gogó, that's it!

You're the king of VIP box!

Chapoca... you gave me an insight!

♪ Soft music background ♪

My name is Paulo Tantan da Silva Gogó.

Aesthetically known as Paulinho Gogó.

I got many long years ahead of me,

because, with a lot of effort, a lot of luck,

I escaped from phimosis, verminosis

and "laptopspirosis"".

Lately, I've been unemployed,

but I'm getting my unemployment insurance

and counting on my friends' help.

But, today, I'm going out.

But, the first thing you need to do

to be the VIP box's king is to prime yourself up!

You need to dress well,

use some quality fabric, you know?

Famous brands, successful ones.

Designer brands like "Lancoste", "Praga"...

"Armando".

Hey. Who are you, bro?

My name is Armando.

My goodness? Ergh!

It's also important to have good taste.

Always a good taste.

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

Ohhh...!

♪

♪

Uhm!

Uhm! Aaaah... ah!

Ouch!

♪ Wedding March ♪

And something that's also "exssencial"...

is a nice car.

The VIP box's king must have a powerful car.

Must have a great car!

[Paulinho] Everyone loves having a nice car,

roomy, because, at party time,

we must not forget to bring our friends.

I even bring a list just to make sure

I didn't forget any of my pals.

Soninha Berimbau, Bianca Duckthroat,

Craudinha Thumbscrew, Telma Multipurpose,

Maria Clara Shoot-out, Diana Bang-bang,

Minor, Greasy Pole, Stumpy...

[Paulinho laughing]

Overbent, Tighty!

[Paulinho laughing in distance]

And Ms. Zélia Penguin.

Because, when I'm partying,

there's no stinginess!

I like... splurging!

[Screams]

♪ Cheerful music ♪

[Paulinho] To be honest, when it comes to champagne!

I mean, what I really like

is my good old tiger killer cachaça.

Another thing that adds a lot at the box

are semi-famous people and subcelebrities.

- Oh, look! - Hey, man!

I didn't even invite you but you came! Nice!

- It's a great pleasure! - Big Belo! What's up?

Gracyanne says hello.

Full of grace, huh?

Taller than a giraffe's ass!

Hey, man, yo! What's up, Filipinho?

- Hey, Paulinho! - How's this style?

- Do I look good? - Yes, all good.

- Hey, big Léo! - Hi, my man!

I want to hear you.

♪ I'm telling a story ♪

♪ And I never miss a trick ♪

♪ Who makes crowd happy? ♪

♪ It's Paulinho Gogó! ♪

[Cheers]

♪ Cheerful music ♪

[Screams]

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

Aaah...!

[Screams continue]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ah... ah... ah...

Wow... Wait!

♪

Hey... hey... ouch!

Hold it! Hold it!

[Laughs]

Oh, man!

Wait! Don't touch my ass! Stop!

Hey! Hand's off the ass!

Oh... Uhm?

Ouch! Get out of here!

What is this?

[Screams from the audience]

Uhm...!

[Screaming] Get off!

Oh... How cute!

- Get out! - You're good looking too!

- Stop! Stop! - Get out, come here!

Fuck off, man! Fuck off, man!

I must confess something...

it might be a bit too heavy...

but I've already made out, at some nightclub...

with a little birdie, in the restroom,

on top of the carrara marble sink.

Yes... it wasn't very comfortable.

[Distant moans]

[Screams]

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

Wait, wait!

Who wants money?

[All] Me...!

Who's my friend?

[Euphoric screams]

Who loves me?

[Laughs and screams]

Well?

Hey... Chapoca, What happened?

I think the money is over, Gogó!

Armpit, use the credit card!

Well, I tried, but it was denied.

[Booing]

People, look, it's not because we're out of money

that the party is gonna to end, right?

So, what matters is affection,

love and friendship!

[Man] Let's go, come on!

♪ Sad music background ♪

[Wind buzz]

Nobody loves me.

[Woman shouting] Gogó! Gogó!

Gogó! Gogóóó!

[Moans]

[Paulinho] I spent all the money I earned

and didn't fulfil the hole that Nêga Juju had left.

Even my friends abandoned me!

But what really matters is this,

my happy spot!

A bar of my own!

Hey Luiz Crooked Legs!

Hey, it was great to see you, man.

I was thinking, at least we kept the bar, right?

We didn't! People jinxed it!

♪ Ominous music background ♪

Luiz Crooked Legs, I want to know why

you're selling the bar?

These are hard times,

no one goes to bars anymore.

Are you nuts? We're always here.

But do you remember the last time you paid the check?

Well...

Let's do this! I'm lucky in gambling,

so I'll go back to the casino and earn more cash!

With which money?

Well... I can bet your bar.

What? Why don't you bet your house, huh?

My house?!

Alright, I like the idea.

I'll bet my house.

My luck is "undestroybible"!

Speak up, you "wrongly-born"!

All good? Any "new news"?

What's up, Paulinho, you ok?

- Hey, Nutty! - Hey, Leg!

There it is, Paulinho, try your luck.

Pay attention! Odd or even?

Well...?

If you lose, what do I get?

This bar!

Not even if I turned into the ugliest man in the world!

Weren't you in a lucky stream?

Why don't you bet your house, huh?

It's not that I was lucky!

I... am lucky!

Let's go, come on.

I'm in, ok? I'm in.

- I'll take even, then. - Odd!

One, two, three, go!

Hey, I won!

Wait, wait. Let's do best of 3.

- Uhm... ok. - Go.

- Uhm! - Oops!

Oh! Hey... it's mine!

No, wait! Last one to wrap things up.

- Uhm... I'm telling you. - Go!

Ready?

- Even. - Odd!

One, two, three... go!

- Oh! - Yeeeh!

Aaaah!

I won!

No...!

Huh?

No, you cheated!

You cheated first!

I waited to see my hand and then you showed yours!

And I also had already won all the other ones.

Go whine to someone else, because the house is mine!

[Laughs]

Yes, Paulinho!

Besides your bad luck,

you've lost your last friend!

Friend?! Did you say friend?

My friend will solve this issue for us!

[Paulinho] I was filled with confidence!

Even because, as we know,

Hope is the third to last that goes.

[Scream]

Mrs. Hope? Mrs. Hope!

♪ Soft music background ♪

[Throat clearing]

Hello. How can I help you?

You do like banks, huh?

I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

I would never mistake you! Come on! Are you crazy?

Aren't you er... er...

The manager? I am the bank's manager!

There you go! You're exactly the person I want to talk to!

You already are!

Can't you notice

that you are disrupting me?!

[Paulinho] It's just that this matter I need to discuss with you

is extremely "purgent".

- To whom? - To me actually.

Lately I've been flat broke,

my pockets are as slippery as a snail's crack, you know?

Therefore, I'm in need of some cash.

And do you think this is a place that gives money away?

You don't understand! I need a loan!

It's, like, not much!

Oh! A loan?

So, pic a number there, please.

[Beeps]

[Doctor in the distance] Ha ha ha ha!

Hey, my friend, help me out!

I've an account here! I'm account holder in this bank!

- Oh, really? - I am!

Your situation...

is more like a hemorrhoid!

What do you mean?

Red and close to the hole!

Oh!

[Laughs on TV]

[Claps and laughs]

[Laughs continue]

I already know where you got this joke from!

Back to the subject. do we have a deal?

You owe some money to... Chico Nail?!

Chico Nail! He's a "profitreer"!

He's a "profitreer"! You know, a bad company

is like working at a fish store:

one given day you get used to the smell, you know?

I asked Helinho Gastritis,

if he knew any "profitreer" with "Alzhionmer" syndrome.

- Bad memory. - Yes.

Then, he introduced me to Chico Nail.

I went there, borrowed some cash from him,

to pay back later with interest,

but, since he had a memory problem, I didn't pay!

One month later, he met me!

Kicked my ass, almost broke both of my legs!

One hell of a beating I got!

Lucky me I had the money so I paid him.

Now, every time he meets me, he beats me up again!

Because he forgets that I've already paid him.

I've already paid him seven times.

Oh! You've paid?

Yes!

Nobody is going to break your leg here.

But you won't get any money either!

Oh, my friend, you're my last hope!

You're annoying!

♪

[Huffing]

Did you get the money?

Sorry. I didn't.

No, I'm sorry, but tomorrow you'll sleep on the streets.

Oh, what is that, my brother?

All I care about right now is closing the bar.

They're putting it all down tomorrow,

to build new things.

Why are they putting it down?

Oh! They said this is old, ugly, stinky...

and they want something nice, colorful, beautiful, happy!

No way, man! This...

has never been an unhappy place!

This is the most beautiful bar I have ever seen!

[Crying] This place's beautiful, Luiz Crooked Legs!

Closing it down is really sad, man.

I don't know any better place than this one!

Paulinho, this place's totally deserted!

[Buzzes]

[Hickups]

And that's how I ended up on the streets,

being helped by you.

But let me tell you one thing.

Without my true love, I am nobody.

What? Oh!

Didn't you listen to anything I'm saying?

Oh! Much better now!

- Oh! Really? - Yes, I can hear you well!

Listen! So, what do I do?

Forget it!

Forget the love of my life?

No!

So, can I go back going after Nêga Juju?

No, no! Focus on the dream!

But the dream is about the love of my life!

Yes!

Nêga Juju!

No, no! You're misunderstanding everything!

The dream, the love, life!

So, you mean I must go after my dream?

Yes!

- Of life? - Yes!

- Of happiness? - Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

- Of the show? - No, no!

Paulinho, it's not for you to invent the wheel! How stupid!

No! I'm talking about the samba gathering!

About my friends, samba!

If I gather with my friends, play some samba together,

we can save this bar!

Oh, ok!

Look, we need to get going.

I could give you a ride, but you need to stay here.

It wouldn't be fair! You must walk by your own means!

Otherwise, you'll never learn!

Let's go!

[Frowning]

[Distant acceleration]

[Sigh]

♪

Paulinho! Here's the stuff you've forgotten!

The owner arrives in 30 minutes

and is going to put it all down!

[Stuttering] Hey, Luiz Crooked Legs!

I have the solution not to shut the bar!

I'll have a "gastric" attitude!

Ha ha! The cachaça is over too. Go drink elsewhere. Uhm!

[Sigh]

[Beggar's voice echoing] You must run by your own means!

Run by my own means!

Yes...!

♪ Suspense ♪

The gogocycle!

♪ Soft music background ♪

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[Engine roar]

Move out of the way because I'll thundering over there!

[Burning rubber]

Yeeha!

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

[Birds singing]

[Yawn]

♪ Soft music background ♪

[Cork popping]

♪

[Paulinho shouting] Helinho!

Helinho Gastritis! The band! Let's go!

The band?!

Yehh! Yeeha!

[Birds singing]

[Yawn]

♪

[Cork popping]

[Choke]

Ouch! Whoever likes this...

[Paulinho] Ouch! Ouch!

Biricotico! The band!

[Helinho] The band!!!

Band?! What band!

The band! Wait for me!

[Breaking glass]

God bless you! Ouch, ouch, ouch!

[Sigh]

♪

- Armpit! - Armpit!

[All shouting] The band!

- The band! - The band!

My God! The band!

[Screaming] The band!

- The band! Come on! - The band!

[Screaming]

[Engine roar]

Come on, come on!

[Paulinho] Chapoca!

- Chapoca! The band! - Let's go!

[Shouting]

I know, I know, I know! Everybody knows!

Listen, why are we on foot and you're on the gogocycle?

Because I'm the band leader!

Hey!

I'll make a complaint at the union!

- The band! The band! - Shut up!

[Biricotico] Guys...

Come on, guys! Let's go!

[Shouting]

[Biricotico] We're together in this!

Hurry!

[Paulinho laughing]

Cheers, Paulinho Gogó!

Aaaah!

Hey, Uncle Xoxó is here?

Yes, son! I've been looking for you for a while!

You weren't in the previous scene.

Major continuity mistake, huh?!

Let's hope no one notices!

But why is Uncle Xoxó looking for me?

It's been 3 months since that "hombre"...

desperately knocked on my "puerta"!

3 months? This movie hasn't even reached 90 minutes!

I'm here to tell you... that I found your beloved one!

What?!

Your time is coming!

- My time? - Yes!

Damn! It's five 'til nine!

Guys, let's go because the chroma key looks fantastic!

Editing's perfect!

Come with me!

The band!!!

[Gasping]

[Engine roar]

[Distant shouting]

Band!

The band!

- Go, go! - The band!

[Distant shouting]

The band!

[Engine roar]

[Shouting]

- Stop! Stop! - Stop, huh!

Stop!

Stop this destructive digging now!

That's an order!

Luiz Crooked Legs!

We will convince Bento Carneiro to leave the bar open!

We're gonna prove him that...

this place will be the world's happiest bar!

The most vibrant!

[All] Yeeeehh!

It will be the happiest bar in this neighborhood!

[Alls] Yeeeh!

Come on, brother!

Let's put up some quality samba!

[All] Yeeeeh!

[Paulinho Gogó] ♪ "I'm telling a a story" ♪

[All] Yeeeh!

♪ I'm telling a story ♪

♪ And I never miss a trick ♪

♪ Who makes the crowd happy? ♪

♪ It's Paulinho Gogó ♪

♪ It's Paulinho Gogó ♪

♪ All these people are welcome ♪

♪ But when I play some samba, my dear ♪

♪ It's just to see you stunning ♪

♪ Nêga Juju, I'll tell you ♪

♪ That I love you... "mon amour" ♪

♪ My tam-tam plays tum-tum ♪

♪ And we make our "ziriguidum" ♪

♪ Happiness is knowing ♪

♪ That, forever in this village, and everywhere, ♪

♪ I look forward and you will be there ♪

♪ Lala ya ya lala ya la ♪

♪ La La layala la la ♪

♪ Soft music background ♪

♪

♪

Nêga!

[Sigh]

- Paulinho, come back! - What's this, Gogó?

♪

Oh, Paulinho, thanks a lot, my friend!

Why are you thanking me? Thanks for what?

I burned my gogocycle gas going up and down

to organize this samba!

I played cavaquinho until my fingernails were gone...

and your buyer barely moves his skeleton,

not even a smile!

And I also lost another love of my life!

- My buyer? - Yes!

- That guy in a suit! - That one?

The guy keeps a grumpy face all the time!

That's my cousin!

He represents the slimming effect vegan shake!

Always with a grumpy face!

Now, the buyer, I mean, my new partner...

is right over there!

She loved your show, Paulinho!

She did?

♪ Soft music background ♪

My love came back to me!

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Juju ♪

Nêga Juju!

Jojo, you idiot! My name is Jorjete!

Best known by the crowd as Nêga Jojo!

My pleasure!

All mine!

Listen, since we've "obstrained" some intimacy,

maybe we could kneel on the grass

and eat the forbidden fruit!

Listen, I don't allow this kind of approach!

- I'm gonna leave, huh! - I'm sorry!

I was going to put this shithole down

to built my beauty shop,

but I enjoyed your show, you know?

- Is that right? - Yes...!

I believe that, if we did it every week,

it would be great for Crooked Egg's business!

It's Crooked Leg!

Leg... Crooked Leg! Crooked Leg!

Crooked Leg!

Listen, er... so you enjoyed nothing but the show, right?

I also kind of liked the singer,

I mean just a little bit!

- A little? - Just this little!

Maybe we could put the sour cream in the burrito!

Bastard!

♪ Jojo ♪

I love it!

Yep... and here we go!

At the end of the story...

my dream was no longer telling the problem...

it was showing the solution!

Look, let's hit the instruments...

because this samba will be win-win!

[All] Yeeeh!

Attention!

"Cris", don't go! "Cris" don't go!

It's time for a special moment

of the ending of the end of the film that is about to end...

the great moment, the great time...

for a romantic love story kiss...

on my great true love,

my life's passion!!!

Gogó!!!

[Kiss snaps]

[Moans]

Oh! Good, Gogó! Ha! Ha!

[Instrumental] ♪ "I'm telling a a story" ♪

Action!

How lucky!

A lot of luck!

♪ And I never miss a trick ♪

Go, go, go!

Out, out, out... and... go!

Throw the turd on his head!

Go! Throw it!

♪ But when I play some samba, my dear ♪

♪ It's just to see you stunning ♪

[Laughs]

♪ Nêga Juju... ♪

Action!

♪ Because I love you... "mon amour" ♪

Cut!

Action!

Cut!

[Beep]

Action

Cut!

Positive, Paulinho, after all,

things can always get worse!

Wait, it's broke... I touched, it broke.

Uhm...!

Fuck, now it didn't break!

It's wrong!

Of course things, the things...

[Beep]

You need to focus!

I... sorry, but I lost focus!

[Director speaking in distance]

- Attention! - My man!

So, in "action", it's Chapoca's line!

Aguinaldo, it's, er... pretending!

- It's theater! - It's not empty, Gogó!

Freeze...

Don't take too long!

[Distant laughs]

Because... what if I decide to put my bugdie

to get come seeds from your little cage...

[Laughs]

- Ok! Cut! - Go!

Now we go...!

Uhm...!

On the hot spot, the hot spot!

Up and around now, up and around!

The lid!

Sorry!

[Laughs]

[Laughing]

Oh, I got cold sweat!

Oh, that's "poopberty", all emotional!

Paulinho...

[Laughs]

Oh, I got cold sweat!

Oh, that's "poopberty" throbbing on your sphincter!

Yep...!

[Laughter]

♪

♪ Romantic music background ♪

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Uuuuhhhh!

Uuuuh!

[Doll whistle]

♪ Cheerful music background ♪

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