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Good morning, everyone, and thanks again

for agreeing to be participants in my Psych 101 study.

Of course. I love experiments.

So what are we talking? Single blinds?

Double blinds? Any dichotomous variables?

Kimberly, you're already queen geek.

You don't need to nerd flex.

I'm attempting to prove my theory that women are just as horny as men.

And I'll be collecting data with these devices.

I'm sorry, is there something about my personality

that suggests you can toss something at me?

The idea is that whenever you have a sexual thought

or feeling, big or small, you mark it with a click.

Ah, interesting. So like when you said the word click,

and I thought it sounded like "dick," that's a click?

Exactly. In fact, that's gonna be

a big, thick click for me, too.

I love that you're combining feminism and science,

but could you possibly be turning school into sex

because you and Arvind still haven't hooked up?

Wait, Arvind is single now,

and he still hasn't made a move?

I say this as a proud virgin: what is wrong with that prude?

I know. It's driving me insane.

Why don't you make a move, then?

No way, too high stakes.

I don't know how he feels.

Plus, he just broke up with his girlfriend,

and I like him.

I don't want to be a rebound.

- Oh, I get that. - Totally.

Now, if you don't mind,

I need to watch videos of male celebrities

working out so I stop thinking about Arvind.

No one come in here!

- Loud music, anyone? - Yes, please.

- Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com -

I can't believe it's been a year since last Parents Weekend.

We've been through so much together,

and I finally figured out my proper bra size.

Well, my dad's very excited to visit.

Not to see me. He found a dinner reservation

that gets him triple diamond points on OpenTable.

He has so many points, he could literally buy a restaurant.

Well, my mom's not gonna make it. The President's dog bit her.

No, she's fine.

Just staying out of the public eye

to bury the story. But it's for the best.

My dad's coming and he's way cooler.

The KJ House invited him to play guitar for them.

Oh, a guitar concert? Your dad must rock.

He does, yeah. He's my role model.

I would've been a guitarist, too, if I

didn't get my mom's stiff-ass knuckles.

Oh, I love that. My mom and I are the same.

She's my best friend.

In fact, everyone always thinks we're twins.

It's so random.

Oh, wow.

But she's so much taller than you.

Twins can be different heights.

You know what? That reminds me, I should text her

and ask what color we're gonna wear tonight.

Spoiler alert, it might be green.

That's a lot of Eli on read.

You still mad at him for leaving you

high on molly at that party last week?

Kind of. I mean, he apologized,

but I don't think we're a good match.

Like, he's way more of a partier than I realized.

And we just have different lifestyles.

He's not exactly Merrick Garland.

You mean Jewish?

No, that's not... I mean...

I-I wouldn't care if he was Jewish.

I love the Jewish people. I'm sorry, what was I saying?

- You know we're not recording this, right? - Right.

Anyway, I've decided to avoid him by focusing on schoolwork.

I have a big debate coming up in Ethics class

that I am very prepared for.

Check it out.

It's my first time working with a full six inches.

What? You're the weird one for talking about a binder that way.

What's up, mother-FAFers?

Bela, you got me FOLing, FAFing out loud.

Okay, can we come back when you've finished

whatever this sad, rehearsed thing is?

Well, as you all know, it's Parents Weekend,

so we wanted to do a quick check-in

to make sure everyone is feeling emotionally prepared,

because we know, well, not everyone's family is perfect.

Oh, please. My dad died when I was five

and my mom is so absent that when I told her I was gay,

she texted back, "Who is this?"

Beat that.

Okay, well, this isn't a competition.

No, she definitely wins.

Yeah, that actually made me realize

that my parents aren't so bad. Thanks, Taylor.

You're welcome. So, let's move on.

- Moving right along... - Mm-hmm.

If you smelled gas in the gym yesterday,

bad news: it was gas.

Chlorine gas, as a matter of fact.

So, do let us know if you have any new sores,

lesions, growths, visions...

Okay, Dan, you got to go to the doctor right now, buddy.

Hey, so, um, I know it's last second,

but you can come to dinner with my parents tonight if you want.

Okay.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

I thought you'd be too cool

and say no and then insult my hair.

Or my outfit. Or both.

No, I appreciate it.

I'm deeply curious to see who make you.

Bela. Great tag-teaming today.

Oh, totally. That's exactly how I use that phrase, too.

You and I should tag-team again.

Deal. Well, anyways, I'm taking my parents

to a fun mixer tomorrow for all the Indian students at Essex.

If you're free, you and your parents should come.

Oh, that sounds fun, but, uh, my parents aren't coming.

And I-I'm just generally busy all weekend.

I'm training for a 10K.

Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness.

Let me know when it is. I love cheering on runners.

Oh, I'm, yeah, I'm not a runner.

It's actually a deep underwater swim.

So you can't.

Any, uh, have fun this weekend, eh?

Okay, no judgment for lying, I love a good wild lie,

but what was that? I thought you liked Arvind.

I do. Which is why he can't meet my parents.

Arvind is like Indian parent catnip.

They'd get all weird and matchmake-y

and start investigating to make sure we're not related.

But didn't you do that?

Yes, but it's annoying when parents do it.

Also, there is a second cousin that seems borderline,

and I can't have anyone looking any further.

Did you kiss your cousin?

You can quote Rousseau all you want,

but if you'd read his work,

you'd know that he dismantles your own argument.

Or as he writes in Emile:

"Tout dégénère entre les mains de l'homme."

Yes! Woo! A-plus, if you ask me, Prof.

Kimberly, that was a really impressive argument you had today.

Thank you, Professor.

And this is my mom.

She's not usually in a wheelchair.

I slipped on some hummus at the grocery store.

Sounds like you might have a pretty strong legal claim.

Oh, I wish. I signed so many waivers

in exchange for a coupon.

Mom, Professor Friedman is the premier legal scholar

of U.S. Constitutional law.

And she just surpassed the late Ronald Dworkin

to become the second most-cited American legal scholar.

- Wow. - You've really done your homework, huh?

That's because I love homework.

Speaking of, I'd like to apply for the Con Law symposium you host.

She hosts an incredibly prestigious Con Law symposium.

Wow.

I wish my parents were as impressed with me.

But all they ever care about is where or not I know Judge Judy.

I love Judge Judy.

Of course you do.

Uh, anyway, Kimberly, my symposium,

it's only for third and fourth years.

But I could make an exception for the right student.

Send me your application.

Really? Thank you. Consider it done.

Yeah, Dad!

Here comes his big solo.

Isn't it all a solo? He's the only one up there.

What'd you think?

I was worried the kids might not be into a-melodic neo jazz.

No way. They loved it. Right, Willow?

Totally. A-melodic neo jazz was on my Spotify Wrapped.

- Yep. - Hey, Whit.

Hey. Uh, Dad, this is my friend, Isaiah.

Just wanted to say, musician to musician, that was dope.

I play piano.

You do? Since when?

Always. It's pretty much all I do.

- It is? - Yup.

Well, just wanted to say hi, great show.

- And I'll see you around, Whit. - Yeah.

So you two are friends that barely know each other,

but you'll see him around?

Is that a little situationship?

Dad.

Oh, shit, yeah, you called it, they're getting it in.

Willow. We're not talking about this.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

- Hello? - Hi, I'm calling

from the mental health services department.

Am I speaking with Whitney Chase?

Everything okay?

Yeah, it's Ace Hardware.

Miss, this is not an Ace Hardware.

Although I would love to work at an Ace Hardware.

Everything's so organized.

No college students.

Hi, sorry, can I just ask why you're calling?

Uh, sorry, um, this is just protocol.

We follow up with, um, anyone who swipes

into the mental health facility,

just to see if you need somebody to talk to.

Oh, okay, that's totally unnecessary.

I just swiped in to use the bathroom.

But thank you for checking. Bye.

Good news, my power drill just came in.

- Oh. - I've gotten into power tools.

For feminism.

- Mom, you're here. - There she is. My baby.

Oh, you are so gorgeous.

You're just like a little version of me.

Except your collagen is natural

and mine was injected in my face.

Speaking of, I love what you did what your eyebrows.

Well, thanks, Dr. Resnick pulled them a little tight,

so I can't fully close my eyes yet,

but who needs to blink, right?

Well, I am so excited that you're here.

I have the whole day planned out.

- Okay. - The closest mall isn't great,

but they do have a kiosk that can bedazzle anything.

Last week, I had them do my flat iron.

Yeah, but this is my first time at Essex.

Should we see the campus, or maybe go on a hike

and explore the Vermont nature?

I'm kiddin'.

I'd rather kill myself.

No, let's go max out Daddy's credit card.

I brought the really heavy one with me.

A hike? You almost had me, Mom.

I know. Gross.

If you need to work on your application,

you know, I can find something fun to do.

I saw there's a karaoke event.

You know I love watching karaoke.

Mom, you can watch karaoke at home.

Don't worry about me, I've already done my application.

I've been angling for this symposium since freshman year.

- Of course. - Kimberly.

Eli. Hey.

What a timely run-in.

Yeah, uh, what's been going on?

I haven't heard from you in a bit.

Yeah, sorry, I've had a lot of school stuff

and then, you know, I just haven't checked my phone.

- My mom's in town. - Oh, this is your mom.

I thought it had to be a classmate,

or a high school senior you were showing around the campus.

Oh, I could just hug you!

But it would be too painful to stand.

How do you two know each other?

That's a good question. Um...

- Dating. - Dating.

Yeah. We're dating.

- Dating? Really? - Mm-hmm.

Well, uh... we need to get to know each other better.

Why don't you come to dinner tonight?

Oh, that's a nice idea, but I'm sure

his parents are in town and/or he's busy.

Oh, they aren't and/or I'm not. I would love to come.

- Great. - It is. Great.

- It's great. - Great.

Great!

Crisis averted.

The host has said she can add the extra seat

to the reservation and I get to keep my OpenTable points.

Amazing news, the points survive.

Thank you all for including me.

Of course.

Bela told us that you are alone and troubled.

- Mom... - It's fine.

I like the word troubled, it suits me.

I am troubled.

There you are!

- Oh, good to see you. - Hello!

I bet you're all wondering what happened to my leg.

Well, it is a pretty interesting story.

I'm sure.

Who is the boy?

Oh, this is Eli. I hope it's okay to add one more person.

- Hi. - Yeah. What is he doing here?

I thought you were avoiding him.

I am. But my mom invited him.

- Ah. - Mm.

Hey, everyone. We're here.

Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you all.

Hi, I'm Bela.

It is so nice to finally see you, too.

Bela, no.

What? I have to be honest to the experiment.

And to put it in clinical terms, your dad is a 10.

Calm down, he is not that hot.

He's pretty hot.

Sorry. I had to. For science.

- Ah! - Oh, my God.

Hi, y'all, sorry we're late...

- Hi. - But you know the saying:

Pretty shows up pretty late...

But beauty makes an entrance.

I love that saying.

I'm gonna text that to myself.

Oh, shoot, I think I left my phone back in my other scooter.

You know what? I'm just gonna say it

ten times in my head so it sticks.

Oh, my goodness, you all look so much like your parents,

it's adorable.

Right here. Perfect split.

A total daddy's girl.

And you four...

What a gorgeous family!

Amazing.

We are amazing aren't we?

I'd like to say we lost track of time getting ready,

but the truth is we needed an extra three hours

for our blowouts.

Ah, that is the truth.

My Carolina curls are still adjusting to this Vermont mountain air.

Hair lag is real.

Each hour of travel adds one day of frizz.

Kiki, honey. Oh, no, no, no. Keep your sweater on,

your arms look way better covered, you know that.

Oh.

It is a little cold in here, I guess.

Um, so, did we miss any good stories?

I was just telling everybody

about how vivid my dreams have gotten

since I've been on these pain meds.

It's like being in my own movie.

It's beautiful.

Uh, more water for me, please.

Okay, what is up with these clickers?

Oh, uh, it's just some psych experiment Bela is doing.

Really? Our Beta is doing an experiment?

Tell us more.

The details are very technical, Mom, but, um...

in laymen's terms I'm collecting data on happiness,

and we click these when we feel joy.

Impressive.

I love how focused you've become on your studies.

It makes me feel joyful about my daughter.

No, Dad, you're-you're, you're gonna tamper with the results.

Well, while we're bragging about our babies,

Whitney is juggling academics and soccer like a pro.

My girl's a total killer.

Well, count me as the proud parent of a total killer, too.

Her professor invited her to a very exclusive simpo-museum.

Oh, I just applied, I'm not in yet, and it's a symposium.

That's what I said. Sim-po-mu-see-um.

She's gonna get in.

I hope.

It's a long shot, but it would be huge.

One letter of rec from this professor

can basically get you into Yale Law.

You want do more school

to get into extra school.

I mean, I love my classes, but she takes it to a whole new level.

Yeah, well, we can't all party every night.

Yeah, that's what makes you special.

- Mm-hmm. - Aw, Kimberly...

That is so sweet.

He's so supportive.

Speaking of great supportive guys, don't you girls just love Cal?

- Cal? - Kacey's boyfriend Calvin.

She came to Essex for him. Have you girls not met him yet?

Oh, um...

Yeah, of course, Cal! Sorry.

I was confused because we call him Big C.

- We love Big C. - Yeah.

Well, what's not to love?

And you know, his family is very rich.

Tobacco money.

- Yes, we love that. - Yeah.

Anyways, um, Big C couldn't be here tonight

because he's been sick.

And it's very contagious. It could be meningitis.

Can he touch his chin to his chest?

That is the test to see if you have meningitis.

Like this.

Yes.

I can't afford to get meningitis.

Kimberly, see if my chin touches my chest.

Oh. Oh, Kimberly.

Oh, Kimber...

Okay, thank God.

Do you want me to talk your boyfriend through the chin test?

Dad, that... that won't be necessary,

He's-he's fine. Why don't we talk about something else?

Politics? Who cares.

If my mom and Eli find one more thing in common,

I'm gonna have to call in a bomb threat.

He better not have a sister with GERD.

- Hey. - Hey.

Thank you for not telling my mom about the breakup.

Of course, but why haven't you told her?

I thought you were best friends.

We are. I just... I haven't found the right time

to do it, and I feel bad because I never lie to her.

Ever? I lie to my mom all the time.

She still thinks the porn she found

on my computer was a burglar's from a break-in.

- We filed a police report. - Yeah, I tell my mom

our soccer gear cost ten K a semester,

even though the school pays for everything.

This jacket? Shin guard money.

My mom still doesn't know

that I'm the one who fed our dog two breakfasts.

If you knew my mom and my dog, you would know what a big deal that is.

I guess I'm just closer to my mom than you guys are to yours.

Good chat.

Thank you for sharing.

- Oh, Kimberly. - Uh-huh.

Eli was just telling us how he's a bisexual.

I think it's neat.

Oh. I'm so sorry I missed however that came up.

I have a gay coworker. His name is Eric.

- Okay, Dad. - No. It's-it's true.

I'm not making it up.

He kissed his boyfriend right in front of me.

And I said, "Good job, Eric. That was very nice."

You know, I always wanted a gay best friend.

Someone to follow me around, then when I pick up an ugly shirt,

they're like, "Uh-uh, girl."

Well, gay people aren't an accessory.

Working in the arts, I've learned a lot from being around

all sexuality and genders.

- Even the newer ones they've just made up. - Gah. so close.

Taylor, Bela tells me you are gay?

Yeah, that's true. It's one of my three things.

Gay, British and alcoholic.

I also have a dead dad, but don't worry about that one.

That one's fixed. That's what therapy's for.

Ah, kids these days and their therapy.

I mean, no offense. I'm sure

- that you actually needed it, but... - Thank you.

- There's so much talk about mental health. - Yes.

But I don't believe in it.

I think it's just an excuse

that people use to act the way they like to act,

- but with no consequences. - Right.

You know, not one member of our family has had to go to therapy.

I guess we just have good genes.

Bad genes are so common in our family.

You know, I haven't seen any proof that therapy works.

Kimberly's aunt went to therapy, and she stayed crazy.

Well, here's one thing I've noticed.

Our generation never knew the word "triggered."

You know what that means?

We never got triggered.

What? I think people talk about therapy

like we all should do it, but mathematically, that can't be true.

- We can't all need it. - Exactly.

Some of us can figure things out on our own.

There are a lot of good experimental therapies.

Like microdosing. That really helped me.

Well, that sounds kind of cool.

Mom, you don't even know what microdosing is.

How bad could it be? It's micro.

Exactly. She gets it.

Uh, do you have any plans for your unused pain meds?

They should remake The Blind Side.

It's such... it's such an important film.

Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit.

- Uh, Bela? - Arvind!

Ah, it's crazy seeing you here.

Yeah. Um, Mom, Dad, this is Bela.

Arvind told us so much about you. The big swimmer?

Yes, I love the feeling of getting tired underwater.

- I'll walk you out. - Oh. Are these your parents?

Yes, we are. Hello. I'm Reena.

This is my husband Nevaan.

Oh, hi. I'm Arvind.

Uh, Bela mentioned you weren't coming.

Yes, I did say that. Um, it's a crazy story.

But... long story short,

they-they were able to come last second.

Last second? No, we booked this months ago.

We would never book last second.

_

Uh, right. Well, um, I don't want to interrupt.

We were just leaving, but, um, I hope you have a good dinner.

He seemed like a nice boy, Beta.

- Thank you. - Oh, Kiki, they forgot

to put your salad dressing on the side.

- Here, let's switch. - Oh.

- No, that's okay. I don't mind. - Ah, nonsense.

Not with the way they pour it in restaurants.

You know, all the calories are in the dressing.

And that's just my cousin on my dad's side.

There are so many more on my mom's side.

What's wrong, Beta? You're not hungry?

Nothing. I'm fine.

_

- What about the boy? - Mom, Dad,

I'm... Actually, I'm-I'm not even ready to date boys.

Good. School first.

That's our Bela.

Sorry.

I choked on my dry salad.

What's wrong? Was it the oysters?

- Mine were very raw. - No, it's worse.

You know how I scroll the apps to pass the time,

- boost my self-esteem, sometimes lower it? - Yeah.

- Yeah, did that yesterday. - Yeah, I guess.

Well, I scrolled into a nightmare.

- Uh-oh. Isaiah? - No, that's nothing.

We see each other on there a lot. I helped him edit his pics.

This is apocalyptic.

Your dad?!

This is crazy.

- Really, Kacey? - What?

You don't have to have had sex

to respect an older man's magnetism.

Yeah, I bet he doesn't have to try too hard.

Bela!

Hold on. Apps aren't just for hooking up.

That could be the sweet smirk of a dad looking for romance.

If you look at his profile,

we can... Oops.

Oops? What did you oops?

I just swiped right on your dad.

You did what?!

Miss Congeniality might as well

just be an autobiography.

- You know? She is... - Everything okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm normal.

So, Eli wants to join us when we go see

the Barre City Library tomorrow.

What? You invited him?

- It's, like, a four-hour drive. - I know.

I'm excited to see what makes this old library so special.

What makes this old library special is that it's an old library.

Is something wrong?

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

You seem stressed tonight.

Because I want to break up with him!

What?

Wow.

Uh...

I'm sorry. I didn't want to do this here.

But, yes, I think we should break up.

Really? Why? Is this 'cause Dick Cheney's my godfather?

What? I didn't even know that. No.

Can we talk about this in private?

It's not like we talk anymore.

I mean, he's never reached out to me, but...

Who's Dick Cheney?

So...

you want to break up.

I thought things were going well.

I just bought us a new psychedelic

I thought we could try together.

It comes from a cactus.

Okay, but what about me

makes you think I'd like that?

You're from Arizona.

I thought you love cacti.

Look, Eli, I like you,

but we just live very, very different lives.

Case in point, I would never smoke a cactus drug.

You don't smoke it... you snort it.

That's even worse.

I know this is a stereotypical breakup line,

but I really would like to stay friends.

Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bummed.

But I appreciate you saying that.

Sorry about that, everyone.

Who needs another glass of wine?

No, but, seriously, all's good. Let's eat.

And I'm fine, too. We're staying friends.

Well, that's so nice. Kids can be so mature these days.

Mmm!

Mmm, these ribs are fantastic.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We got to come here more often.

- That was fun. - Yeah.

Even more fun... I just got

a new app that can split the bill

and calculate the tip with just one...

Oh, wow.

- No, don't click on that. - Okay.

Is everything okay?

Okay, how 'bout I just put my card down and pay

for the whole thing? All right? That's easier.

So all of us can end and we can leave.

- End and leave. - Thank you.

Kiki, honey, why don't we take these leftovers back for Calvin?

Oh, I don't think that's such a good idea.

It's actually become a stomach bug, too. He just texted me.

Oh, dear. Well, a good girlfriend

would at least bring him some electrolytes or some soup.

I really think it's fine, Mom.

Okay, well, if you're not gonna do it, then I will,

because I'm practically his mother-in-law.

Not anymore.

We broke up.

Are you serious?

- What did you do? - Nothing. I was just...

People don't just break up for no reason, Kiki.

This is awful. Our Christmas cruise to the Caribbean.

Your dad and him already booked slots on the climbing wall.

- You know how hard those are to get. - I know.

Calvin must be heartbroken.

- Calvin sucks. - Yes, he's a cheating,

lying piece of trash.

Yeah, it's true. Kacey's way better off

- without that douchebag. - Excuse me, excuse me,

but this is a family discussion. And where I come from,

we respect people's privacy, so...

Bollocks. Who cares where you're from?

Maybe you should care less

about privacy and appearances and more about why

your daughter's too scared to talk to you.

- Hmm. - Hmm? Hmm?

Thank you all again for having me.

Should we do it again in the morning for brunch?

9:00 a.m.? Who's paying?

Beta, can we talk for a moment?

We understand that you're not comfortable

discussing romance with us.

But your dad and I also aren't stupid.

We know that college is a place for new experiences

and that you may have even shared a kiss with a boy.

Yes. One kiss with one boy.

We don't need to talk about it. And I have no opinion

about Arvind or his ancestry.

Even though it seems he comes from a good family.

Two of his uncles have been Jeopardy champions.

What? Preeti Auntie did some digging.

Mom, Dad, what are you...

What we're trying to tell you is that, since you came here,

whether we agree with your decisions or not,

what we are most proud of

is that you go for what you want.

And no matter what,

you're never too scared to fail.

Come here, Beta.

We love you.

- Mwah. - Love you, too.

So, you saw my dating profile.

I did.

And you liked it?

No, that part was a mistake that will follow me to hell.

But it's okay. We don't need to talk about it.

I understand. You are an adult single male,

and you have...

sex.

Wait, that's what you think I'm on that app for?

I've been single for 15 years.

I've never needed an app for that.

- Oh, kill me. Kill me now. - Now, honey,

after your mom and I split,

I stayed single for a lot of reasons.

But, mostly, I thought being alone

was the easiest way to pursue my dreams.

It turned out any success felt empty

without someone to share it with.

- I'm sorry. - No, no. D-Don't apologize.

I'm not sad. I'm...

optimistic about meeting someone.

Like you could be with your situationship.

Oh, my God, you did not just do that.

I can't. We're not doing that.

Is this our car?

I don't even care. I'm getting in.

I'm sorry about tonight.

I know you really liked Eli.

Oh, honey, you are my greatest life accomplishment.

You could never disappoint me.

Oh, Mom.

But can I say one thing?

You have such clear focus on what you want

and how you want your life to go.

It wouldn't hurt you to keep an open mind.

Don't decide everything about your future right now.

For example, I never thought I would marry

someone who wore wrist jewelry, but then I met your father.

I appreciate that and get it.

But, wait, Dad wears wrist jewelry?

Oh. Yeah, I mean, not anymore.

It bothers his eczema too much.

But, boy, back in the day, he would jingle-jangle.

Could hear him through the house like a dog.

It was cute.

I'm sorry about the breakup, honey.

Yeah, I'm gonna be seeing Calvin's mom at the country club.

Is this something that you two are working through

- or... - No, he cheated on me.

We are done.

Okay. Understood.

I only got upset earlier because I love you

and I want you to be okay.

It's not easy to be out in the world without a partner.

Don't worry, Mom.

I'm doing okay.

Good.

And don't you worry... some handsome and successful boy

is gonna snatch you right up.

Because you are as beautiful as your mother.

Oh, my God, we almost forgot.

We got to take our picture together.

Oh...

What are you doing? You are gonna freeze.

I think I look better this way.

Okay.

I got in!

Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Bela?

- What are you doing here? - I'm sorry I lied to you.

I only did it because I like you. Like, I like you like you.

And I thought if our parents met, it would ruin things.

But I realized lying made it way worse.

I'm sorry I'm being really weird.

It's just I-I've been in my mind

ever since I met you and I...

You okay?

Sorry. I didn't ask for consent.

No. Um, it's just... My parents are right there,

- across the street in the car. - Oh. Hey.

- Uh, yeah, don't wave. Let's go inside. - Yeah. That makes sense.

Nice meeting you, Arvind!

All right. Nice meeting you, too!

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