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[man] You'll be spending a lot of time in here. This is gonna be your room.

Some kind of animal being de-liced or something.

Compression chamber.

That's your crib. It's hermetically sealed.

And this is your paint colour.

- What colour is that, hon? - [woman] Jamaica Bay Blue.

[man, imitating Jamaican accent] Jamaica!

And there you are.

Yes. Hi. There's your dad, who's playing with his new toy instead of helping me paint.

Sorry. I can help.

[woman] Yeah? Come on.

If I wasn't filming, I'd help.

- Go get the other ladder. - [man] You should have a real ladder.

- [doorbell rings] - [laughs]

[man] Who's that?

Oh, it's my sister. She's here to check out the nursery.

Oh, Daniel, this is gorgeous.

[Daniel] Yeah?

I love the blue. I'm glad you went with that.

It's much better than the green.

- How you feeling? - You know, I think I'm OK.

- How is he? - Oh, he's doing so good. He's kicking.

I feel like he's swimming.

- [Daniel] It's Hunter. - No. Tyler. It's Tyler.

- [Daniel] It's Tyler Hunter. - [laughs]

I like both. I don't wanna choose.

- I'm not gonna get into this. - You have to.

In preparation for the big move, I have

a couple of boxes in my car that I would love to throw in your basement.

[woman] This is the last box.

[Daniel] Really?

Probably.

[grunting, panting]

[Daniel] So, a little bit nervous?

No, I'm excited. I spend all my time at Micah's anyway.

[Daniel] VHS? That is old school.

- Do we have a VCR? - [Daniel] Uhh...

I didn't know you had this much stuff.

Somehow I ended up with it after Grandma Lois died.

I haven't gone through it.

How come you got it?

I don't know. You can have it.

Nobody ever gives me anything.

[Daniel] So who's gonna get the top bunk?

- [laughing] - We're not 12.

[Daniel] We can get a VCR for free.

[woman] I don't remember these at all.

[Daniel] You guys didn't go Beta, huh?

[laughing]

[loading tape]

It's fine, I'll just tape over an old one.

Will you get Abby out of here, please? She's gonna get cut on the glass!

We just got back and the whole place has been just destroyed.

Nothing seems to be missing. It's just, everything's really...

She's telling me to make sure we document everything.

[Daniel] This is our basement.

I don't see anything really broken.

I don't see the box of tapes that Katie brought over.

Looks like that's the only thing that's missing.

[feedback, static]

[man] All right and there she is.

The mother of the birthday girl, my girlfriend.

[woman] Chocolate-chocolate-rainbow stuff.

[man] Wow, that is a good-looking cake.

Beautiful. And you're beautiful. I don't know how you do it.

- [all] ♪...birthday to you ♪ - Oh, are you OK?

♪Happy birthday, dear Katie ♪

Watch your backs!

♪Happy birthday to you ♪

[blowing]

Whoa, watch your hair. Good job.

[all cheering]

[man] All right. Here is the birthday girl.

She looks pretty unhappy.

Something's going on.

We got the young one.

Under the trampoline.

[chattering]

Hey, Julie. Go get Kristi.

- Say hi, Kristi! - [softly] Hi.

[laughing]

She's a little shy. Oh, that's cute. They love each other.

It's Grandma.

Happy, happy, happy birthday.

♪Happy birthday to you... ♪

Never forget the day you were born,

I held you in my arms

and you made me laugh and cry

at the same time. You were so cute.

Serious piece of equipment, so be careful.

[Lois] How do you shoot weddings with this thing? It must hurt your back.

It's something you have to work certain parts of your...

I've only been here a few months, but thank you for welcoming me into your family.

I just love you, and I love...

[Lois] Dennis, my shoulder.

- ...so much. Happy birthday. - OK, take this thing.

[cheering, shouting]

[Dennis] Katie, take it easy. Take it easy. It's dead. You're a little monster.

All right, I got my camera. I want to see the tooth full throttle.

It's coming out today.

- Is it OK if I push it? - No, don't push it.

[Dennis] Lower lip. Down.

- [kisses forehead] - [Dennis] Now... Ohhh!

Yo! That is... That is a good one!

[Dennis] All right.

Let's see. Open up. Don't push it with your tongue. Let's see.

- [Dennis] Ooh, it's ready. It's ready. - I think it might be...

You're gonna get a new job as a dentist.

[Julie] Oh, thank you. You think I'm good?

Wrap it in a tissue, put it in your pocket and bring it home for...

- The Tooth Fairy. - The Tooth Fairy, that's right.

[Dennis] You like the Tooth Fairy, right? We love the Tooth Fairy.

- Why does he need a bowl? - Because he wants to eat.

[Dennis] He's hungry?

Kristi, Toby isn't real.

- [Kristi] Hey. - Yes, he is.

- Hi. - [Dennis] Big day today, right? What's today?

- Picture day. - [Dennis] Picture day.

- [Katie] I was finishing my hair! - [Dennis] All right, sorry.

This picture's for Grandma. Smile.

[Dennis] All right.

- OK... - Kristi, come on.

Here it goes.

All right.

- Cheese. - [all] Cheese.

[camera clicks]

[door closes]

[Dennis] Jule?

[door banging]

Julie?

There it goes again.

Hello?

Julie?

[faint banging]

[rustling]

[music playing]

[singing and talking]

Teddy.

Did you fall down?

- [clicks] - [music stops]

[banging]

[door opens]

What was that?

[gasps] Whoa!

- Hey. - Hey. What ya doing?

[Dennis] Nothin'. I was just looking around. You guys just get home?

- Yeah. It was girls' day. - Oh.

- I know. How was it? Was it fun? - Great.

[chuckles]

You just really snuck up on me there.

[laughs]

All right. It's time.

- Don't film this. - Why not?

It's illegal.

- [laughs] - Don't laugh.

We haven't even started smoking and you're already paranoid.

What if my kids find me? I'm a mother.

Seriously, Dennis.

Seriously, Julie. Let's get really serious. Seriously.

- [laughing] Shut up. All right. - Let's be serious.

Real, real, real big, big...

Whoa. That was big.

[coughing]

Julie, do the voice. [funny voice] "Dennis."

- [funny voice] What voice? - [laughing]

This voice?

Dennis, I can't believe you're filming me...

...smoke marijuana.

[laughing]

- [Dennis whispering] God, you're so beautiful. - Shut up.

I want to film us having sex. [laughs]

Is that perverted?

[laughs]

- Is that weird? - I don't know.

Was that a yes?

OK.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Hey, there, pretty lady. - [laughs]

Mm-hmm.

You sure you're up for this?

- No. - You know what? Don't answer that.

Hurry up, before I change my mind.

Oh, OK, sorry.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

[scoffs] What are you doing? What was that?

It's porno music.

[laughs]

Great. Classy.

Mm.

- Good start. [laughs] - Good, right?

I don't know...

[moaning]

[faint banging]

- [banging continues] - Relax.

Just relax. Don't worry about it.

Hey. Hey.

- Yeah. I'm OK. - Relax.

[thumping sound]

- Yeah, what is that? - I don't know.

[rattling]

- [crashing] - [gasping]

- [loud rumbling] - It's an earthquake.

- Holy shit! - Dennis, it's an earthquake!

The girls, the girls!

Come on! Dennis!

[glass breaking]

- [rumbling stops] - [wind chimes chiming]

[Julie] Dennis. Oh, my God, I look so fat.

[Dennis] You don't look fat. You look beautiful.

[Julie] You look like you can't breathe with me on you.

[Dennis] This is beautiful. I want another shot at doing one of these.

- Watch this. Julie, watch. - [Julie] Dennis, you have to erase this.

- [Dennis] See that? - What?

Did you see that in the corner?

Yeah, I see... like, dust. Dirt falling.

- [Dennis] There's something there. - You are crazy.

It's very cute. You're like those people who think they see things,

like, in food, like seeing the Virgin Mary in toast. That's you right now, OK?

- [Dennis] That's hilarious. - This has to be erased, and this has to be erased.

I'm sorry. Or we're never have sex again. I'm late. I gotta go.

Thanks for erasing both of them.

[Dennis] You know, you're going to regret saying that.

[Julie] I doubt it.

I don't think you can go a day without having sex, personally.

- [Julie] Don't dare me. Erase it. - I'm not going to erase it.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Dude, what are you doing? You're always so late.

I know, it's my car!

- I got the earthquake. - Did you really?

- On tape. - It's scary, right?

- Is that Julie? - It's nothing, we're gonna...

- Is that a sex tape? - Yeah. This weird thing happened after...

- She let you make a sex tape? - Yeah but it got interrupted by the earthquake.

- I wouldn't let anything interrupt that. - Relax, man.

- Would you just stop? - Let me slow-mo forward.

Just shut up.

Check this out.

Let me tweak the contrast. I'll take the colour out.

It looks like dust is falling on something.

[Dennis] It looks like a figure.

- You see that? Did you catch that? - Yeah.

- Did you see the dust moved? It moved, right? - Yeah, it moved.

- What was that? - I don't know, check it out.

- It's weird, right? - It's kind of weird.

I've been hearing noises in the girls' room lately. I feel like...

...something weird's going on.

- Julie? - [Julie] Yeah, I'm back here.

- Hey, I wanted to talk to you... - [screams] Dennis!

Oh, sorry! Sorry.

- [Julie] Oh, my God! - [Dennis laughing]

You mind if I set up some cameras around the house?

[Julie] I'm not going to talk to you right now.

[Dennis] OK, I'll take that as a yes.

- [Julie] I hate you! - OK. I love you, too.

[Katie] How long do the tapes last?

[Dennis] About six hours each.

So you change them every six hours?

[Dennis] Mmm, yes.

- Katie, can you hop out of the frame? - Yeah.

- Is that good? - Yeah, so I can... Keep going.

- [Katie] Can I see it? - Sure.

- Here. Come here. See it? - [Katie] Yeah.

- Pretty cool, right? - [Katie] Mm-hmm.

So what are you trying to see?

[Dennis] Anything unusual or strange.

Oh, no, it's not that. Don't touch the camera. Kristi?

- Yeah? - Don't touch the camera. Katie, just leave it alone.

[rustling]

- Dennis. - What?

Really?

Don't you think you're overreacting a little?

[Dennis] This is a new house.

It shouldn't be making these noises.

Not just in here. It's in the girls' room, too.

No.

- [rustling] - This is not gonna work.

Like, what do you think you're going to catch?

[Dennis] Whatever's in our house.

Oh, right, 'cause there's something here watching us.

[brushing teeth]

[Dennis] Well, there's definitely something. I feel it.

I feel something, I'm telling you.

[Julie] Yeah, I feel something, too. I'm not gonna lie. I feel a camera.

The earthquake, and...

all this... I don't know,

all the stuff that's been happening. I don't know, I just...

No, it's totally normal.

Good night, camera.

- [Dennis mumbles] - [kiss]

[door opens]

Yeah?

Yeah, probably.

In their bedroom. Be quiet, so we don't wake Katie up.

It's OK.

Why?

Well, yeah, kind of. He's very sweet.

[fish tank bubbling]

Yeah, I saw that.

I watched some of the tapes on the camera

and I saw you talking to somebody late last night.

If you saw me talking to somebody, it would be Toby.

[laughing]

- Toby's your friend? - Yes. He's my friend.

What do you guys talk about?

Secrets.

- He's big? - Uh-huh.

So is he old, like Grandma, or is he young, like you?

He's old, like Grandma.

And what does he look like? Is he tall? Is he fat?

He's tall.

Don't call him fat.

Kristi, when you say that if you tell one of your secrets

that you'll be in trouble with Toby,

what does that mean?

Well, I won't be safe.

He's gonna... Did he say he'd hurt you?

No.

But I won't be safe.

That means, I will be, like...

...be in very, very big trouble.

Big trouble.

- [Dennis] You saw her. She was talk... - It is what it is.

[Dennis] It was like he was actually there, right?

I know. Because that's how active kids' imaginations are. It's crazy.

[Dennis] Imagination is one thing.

She got up in the middle of the night.

I mean, it's a little odd that she got up in the middle...

You haven't been around kids that long. They do weird things.

Katie used to get up in the middle of the night and she used to sleep on the toilet.

- [laughing] - [Dennis] What?

- OK? I'm serious. - Really?

Yes. Toby is a phase and he's gonna be gone in a couple weeks. I know it.

[man] How many hours of footage do you have?

This is the job. I got two cameras

six hours each. Twelve hours.

- [man] Twelve hours of footage? - Yeah. Got to do it.

- [man] Every day? - I'm seriously going to review it. Yes.

Now, please, I'm trying to concentrate.

That's so stupid. There's only 24 hours in a day, Dennis.

[Dennis] Hey, Julie. Um, good.

You want to step into my office and do some work with me?

No. You find anything?

[man] Yes, actually. We did find something.

We found that your family sleeps all night.

Hey. Very funny, Randy.

- Keep up the good work. - [Dennis] OK. I love you with all my heart and soul.

I love you, too.

It should be either called "Back To The Past"...

[Randy] "Back To The Present." End of story.

No, no.

- That doesn't make any sense. - [Randy] It makes total sense.

"Let's get back to the present", maybe. But "back to the past"...

- [sighs] - [Randy] "Back To The Present."

[knocking]

- You hear that? - Yeah.

[knocking]

That was it. It's happening again. Come on.

Sh-sh-sh.

- Did you hear that? - Yeah.

[clanking]

It's in your closet.

[faint knocking]

- [whispering] Are you getting that? - Open it.

- Are you getting it? - Yeah, I'm getting it.

[screaming]

[Randy] Holy shit!

Holy shit! That's not funny.

[mocking, laughing]

- [Randy] You're both crazy. - [Julie] I got you guys so bad.

Oh, I got you. I got you good. Are you OK?

[Randy] Go ahead and take your crap right there, 'cause I nearly crapped my pants.

- Holy fuck! You almost gave me a heart attack. - [laughing]

Oh, my God, get away! Get away from me.

- Are you OK? - I hate you.

[Dennis] Wow. Look at that tent.

Gosh.

[Katie] "...and disguised his voice

to sound like Little Red Riding Hood."

- "Before she could scream, the wolf gobbled her up." - [Dennis] Hello.

Hey, guys.

- How you doing? - Good.

- That's a little bright. - [Dennis] I'm sorry.

Guys? I got you a little...

- Hey, guys. Don't tell Mom, OK? - [both] OK.

[Dennis] What are you guys doing?

[Katie] You'll see. We got a little surprise for you.

One, two, three!

- [toys click] - [Dennis] Ohh, ow!

- [laughing] - Come here. Tickle torture, tickle torture!

OK. [laughing] That's enough.

You guys are locked in the dungeon.

All right Good night, girls. I love you.

- [girls] Love you, Dennis. - Love you.

[faint rustling]

[footsteps]

- [door opens] - [rustling]

[footsteps]

[footsteps continue]

[thumping]

Dennis?

- Dennis. Listen. - What?

- What? - Shh.

I think the girls came inside.

[Dennis] I'll go check on them. I got it.

Girls?

[tapping]

Dennis?

Dennis?

[dripping sound]

- [gasps] Don't do that. You scared me. - Sorry.

Did you check on them?

Why is this door locked? Did you lock this?

What's the matter?

- We're just checking on you guys. - Move that light.

We're gonna move inside, OK?

- I want to stay here. - Why?

[Julie] I'm sorry. It's gonna be fun inside, too, though.

- Come on. Get your stuff, we're gonna camp inside. - No. Why?

- Dennis, will you film me? - [Dennis] Yep.

Hey, I wanna show you something. You know Spud Webb?

One, two, three... slam dunk!

- [Dennis] Very impressive. Very good. - Thank you, thank you.

Katie, you sure you didn't sneak in the house last night?

Oh, my gosh. I pinky swear, I did not go into the house.

[Dennis] OK. You wanna do me a favour? Can you tell your mom that?

Where's Dennis?

He's out, buying more tapes.

With your credit card?

Mom.

- He doesn't have any money. - That is not true.

The girls love him. They just about think he's the coolest guy ever.

I mean, I really, really do like him. I mean that.

It's just that the girls miss their father. I don't know.

I wish he were a little more financially secure.

- He is financially secure, mom. He has a job. - He shoots wedding videos.

No. He has his own business. You know? It's a whole different thing.

My God, Mom. I told you, I don't want any more kids.

I'm not gonna get pregnant.

You always said you wanted a big family.

I changed my mind, OK? I have two beautiful girls.

- You always wanted a son. - [sighs]

I'm happy with the way things are. Let's go.

[Dennis] Oh, this is great. Hang on.

- That's great! Katie, you're doing really good. - Thank you.

- [Dennis] Let her go, Jule. - [Randy] But Dennis, I totally believe in this shit.

[Dennis] Randy, watch the language.

All right, nice and slow.

- My brother saw one once. Yeah. - [Dennis] Really?

- What's Bloody Mary? - You don't know what Bloody Mary is?

It's where you go in the bathroom and say "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror,

- and then you see a ghost. - [Katie] Dennis, I want to play Bloody Mary.

[Dennis] Nothing... don't worry.

[Katie] I want to play! I want to see a ghost.

I'm just saying, you're missing half the stuff in the house

- without cameras down there. - [Dennis] I know.

- You don't have to tell me. - Like put it up in the corner,

- like, rack it up in the corner or something? - [Dennis] I can't.

It just doesn't work. It's not a wide enough angle.

I don't... They don't even make lenses that wide.

- Mirrors. - Hmm?

You could use mirrors.

This thing is so cool.

- [Dennis] Pretty cool, right? - It's awesome.

Wow.

[whistling]

Look, you got it balanced out and everything, too.

Ohh.

- What is that? - I gotta work out some kinks.

Oh, man.

[footsteps]

[Julie] Hi.

Hey.

[Julie] What is that?

Check it out.

What do you think? It's pretty cool, right?

Yeah. What is it?

[Dennis] I took your fan...

...and basically took it apart...

The oscillator on your fan allows me see

both in the living room and in the kitchen.

[Julie] Cool. What? You broke my fan?

[Dennis] I can put it back together.

[Julie] OK, MacGyver.

- It's cool, right? - Mm-hmm.

This way I can...

[snoring]

[footsteps running]

[chair dragging]

[chuckles]

[footsteps running]

[giggling]

[giggling continues]

Kristi, what are you doing?

Nothing.

Go back to bed. It's really late.

Hey, babe, what are you doing up here?

Painting.

Don't you want to play outside?

Not really.

How about your friend, Toby? Do you still talk him?

Yeah.

- Did he wake you up? - No.

Did he tell you to come downstairs?

No.

You know you can tell me, right?

He told me not to talk about it.

Why don't you just ask him yourself? He's standing right next to you.

- I don't see him. - He's there.

- [Dennis] Hey, thanks for getting these, man. - [Randy] Yeah, of course.

- This is good stuff. - [Randy] Thanks.

- Randy? - Yeah?

Did you check this out?

No. I don't have a library card.

- You stole these? - I didn't steal 'em, Dennis.

You told me to get the books, I got you the books.

That's what a library is, it's for borrowing.

That's what "library" means in Spanish. It means "borrow book store".

Malevolent Entities. What is this one?

Uh, I don't know. I looked through it for a second.

It had some creepy pictures in it.

This stuff is creepy.

Oh, hey. It's your sister and her friends.

- Is that a joke? Was that supposed to be funny? - Playing field hockey.

It says kids are susceptible to spiritual contact.

[Randy] OK, and...?

The thing with Kristi and her imaginary friend.

Remember? I was telling you the crazy stuff started happening

only when she started talking to her imaginary friend.

Well, I mean, it must want something. That's what the book says.

They don't stick around for no reason. It wants something.

What does it want?

Well, the book says it feeds off your fear.

[drawer squeaking]

[silverware clinking]

[garbage disposal running]

- [metal clanking] - [disposal stops]

[Julie] Goddamn it.

- [whispers] Oh, God. - [clanking]

[grunting]

[light explodes]

- [Katie] Mom? - Oh, my God.

[Dennis] Are you OK?

[Katie] Mommy, what happened?

Stay upstairs. Stay upstairs.

Don't come down here. There's glass on the floor. Stay there.

I have no idea. I have no idea.

It looks fine, right? It didn't even break.

That's good.

- [Dennis] What happened? - [Julie] It just fell.

What do you mean, "what happened"? I was in there.

- [Dennis] Hi, Kristi. - Hey.

- Say hi to the camera. - Hey.

- Can I join you guys? - Sure!

- Oh, I can? - Yeah.

- OK, great. I'm going to set my camera here, OK? - OK.

Keep it out of the way.

Wait. Why are you filming this?

Um, it's just like I'm just testing out my new camera, and...

...you know, no reason.

Don't sit there. That's Toby's spot.

Oh, sorry. Is Toby sitting there right now?

OK. Sorry. Sorry, Toby.

[giggles]

Does Teddy need help with his tea? He looks thirsty.

Here you go, Ted.

- Here. You can't reach them. - OK.

Wow. He was thirsty. See, I told you.

And she keeps falling.

So, Kristi, what was the last thing Toby said to you?

Like...

- Anything? No. - Yeah.

- Secrets. - Secrets. Regular stuff.

- Oh, in her sink? - Oh!

Sorry.

Did you... Did he say something just now?

No, I just put my hand on him.

Oh.

And he didn't like that.

- He doesn't like that when you... Oh. - No.

- Sorry, Toby. It was a mistake. Right? - Yeah.

[giggles]

- What? What? - Nothing. Never mind.

- What were you going to say? - Nothing.

It's OK. You can tell me.

[Katie] Kristi, why is Dennis's camera here?

Because me and Toby were having a tea party and he was filming us.

I'm not.

[Katie] Yes, you are.

Only babies have imaginary friends.

He is real.

Kristi! Kristi's such a baby! Baby!

Katie, stop it!

- Well, you're being a baby! - No, I am not!

He's right in there.

[Katie] In there?

Toby, come out! Toby? Come out.

Toby!

- OK, I'm gonna go in. - [Kristi] Katie!

- You shouldn't do that. - [thump]

- Katie! Don't go in there. - [Katie mocking]

- You shouldn't do that. - [Katie] Well, I am.

Toby, come out.

- Toby. [screams] - Katie!

Kristi, what are you doing?! Open the door!

- You shouldn't have do that. - [pounding]

- Kristi, open this door! Kristi! - It's not me.

- [Julie] Girls! What is going on? - [Kristi] I'm not doin' it.

[Julie] Stop fighting right this second.

- She locked me in there! - Katie, you can't touch his stuff.

Stop fighting. I don't want to hear it.

- [Katie] She locked me in there! - [Julie] Come on! Come on!

[Katie] Then who locked me in there?

- [Kristi] Toby did. - [Katie] Oh, yeah, like Toby locked me in there.

- [Katie] She'll be here in a minute. See, there she is. - [doorbell rings]

- Mommy, Lisa's here! - [Julie] OK.

- Hi, Lisa! - Hi!

- How are you? - [Katie] Good.

[door closes]

- I want to show you something upstairs. - [Julie] Hi, Lisa.

Wait, what are you showing me?

I got some new beads for my birthday.

Beads. Let's see 'em.

- Hi, Kristi. How are you? - Hey.

What's that?

Oh. Don't mind this. You know Dennis and his cameras.

He just puts them up, just ignore it.

- 8:30 bedtime. - No, no, no! 10:00! Mommy, please.

- Nice try. - 9:30?

- No. - 9:45?

- Bye, Mommy! - Bye, guys. Love you.

[laughing] It made a triangle.

- [Dennis] You ready? - [Julie] Yeah.

Good night, girls! See you later.

[Lisa] Bye, Julie. Bye, Dennis.

[Katie] Look. Now it's all perfect.

[door closes]

- Are you tired? - Um, not really.

Can you tell us a story?

Mmm, sure. What kind of story?

A ghost story.

Ghost story.

With a ghost, OK. Umm, let's think.

Wooo, wooo. I'm a ghost!

Hello, Dennis. You found the ghost.

[laughing]

Coming to get you.

- [laughs] Gotcha! - [laughing]

- Good night, Lisa. - Good night, sweetie.

Boo!

Hi, Dennis.

[rustling]

[footsteps]

[chair slides]

[creaking]

[creaking continues]

[scraping]

- [loud thud] - [gasps]

- [faint chattering] - [door opens]

- Hi. - [Dennis] Hey.

- [Julie] How'd it go? - Fine, it was good.

- Yeah? - Yeah. They were great.

[Dennis] The girls were... give you any trouble?

[Lisa] No, no, it was good. But my mom's meeting me, so...

- [Dennis] Oh, yeah. Sure. - [Julie] Oh, yeah. Give her some money.

- [Dennis] Um, here you go. - Thank you.

- [Julie] You sure everything was good? - Yeah. Thank you, guys. Bye.

[Dennis] OK, bye. Thanks.

[door closes]

- That was weird. - [Julie] Yeah.

- Is that the babysitter? - [Dennis] Yeah, it's Lisa.

- How come I never met her? - I'll put in a good word.

- See the sheet? - Yeah.

Watch this.

- Gone. - Holy fuck!

Am I right?

Holy...

- Did you see that? - ...fuck!

I'm not crazy, right?

I'm not crazy! That just happened!

Holy...

- What the fuck is that? - I don't know.

- What is that?! - I don't know. I'm telling you, it's...

And she didn't say anything at all?!

She left the room like...

Did you show Julie?

No, man. What, are you kidding? She would flip out.

She would go nuts and, you know, she'd make me take the cameras down.

I can't do that. I really want to figure out what this thing wants.

- You got to keep taping this shit though, man. - I know. I am.

- You got to keep taping this shit. - I know.

- She got blown in the face. - Yeah. Yeah.

[laughing]

[thunder rolling]

[squeaking]

[door creaks]

No.

No.

I don't want to talk to you anymore.

I'm going to bed.

[door opens]

[Dennis] What the...

What the fuck?

Hey, how's she feeling?

We need to go to the doctor's 'cause she's burning up.

[Dennis] Oh, no.

- Is she really that bad? - Yeah. It's bad. I've taken it a couple times.

[Dennis] You want me to go with you?

Well, I mean, I don't know. Who's gonna watch Katie?

I can call Randy.

[knocking on door]

- Hey, man. - Thanks for coming over. Appreciate it.

- Hi, Randy. - [Randy] Hi.

- [Dennis] So, um... - [Julie] Thank you so much.

- Yeah, we're gonna be at the hospital for a little bit. - [Randy] OK.

[Dennis] Um... Anything you guys want?

[Randy] I know where everything is.

[Dennis] OK, great. All right.

[Katie] Bye, love you. Bye, Kristi.

[Dennis] You have everything? Papers, insurance and stuff?

- [Julie] Yeah, I got it. - [Katie] Love you, bye.

- [Randy] I'll lock the door. - [Dennis] OK, thanks.

- Thanks again. - [Randy] I'll lock it.

- [Dennis] Be good, Katie. See you. - [door closes]

[door locks]

- [Randy] Hey, hey. - Hi.

So what's wrong with Kristi?

- It's like a really high fever or something like that. - Oh.

-Is it contagious? -I don't think so. I haven't gotten sick.

OK, good. [clears throat]

What do you want to do?

[Katie] Can we play Bloody Mary?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Katie] Seriously?

I really don't think this is a good idea, Katie.

You made a promise. You have to do it.

Can't we just play doll house?

Get the camera!

[sighs]

Sorry, Dennis. Not my idea.

- Come on. - I'm coming, I'm coming.

- You say "Bloody Mary" three times. - [Randy] Mm-hmm.

And then you wait a little bit, and then turn the lights back on.

And then your supposed to see her body in the mirror and she's gonna try to kill you.

Try and kill you. Good game.

I don't know why you want to play this. One of us is gonna be dead by the end of it.

I guess it's a one-time game. OK! Let's do it.

[both] Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...

...Bloody Mary.

- Randy! - [gasps]

Nothing happened. [laughs]

You turned the light on too soon.

Oh, come on, Katie, this is stupid.

No, no, no! You can't leave!

Let's just go play doll house or something.

- No. You didn't do it right. - What did I not do right?

You need to keep the light off longer.

OK. OK. All right, you want to play Bloody Mary?

- Let's play Bloody Mary. - Ready?

You're not gonna see anybody play Bloody Mary like I'm about to play Bloody Mary.

[clears throat]

[both] Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...

...Bloody Mary.

- [Randy quietly] OK. Can I turn it on now? - Shh!

- [Randy] Sorry, sorry. - Be quiet!

- [Randy] How about now? - Shh!

[faint scraping sound]

- [Randy] Oh, wait, wait. - What?

- [Randy] Did you hear that? - No.

[scraping sound]

- [Katie] What was that? - I know. I heard it, too.

- [loud scraping sound] - [Randy yells] Holy shit!

- Oh my... huh? - Are you OK?

- [groans] - Are you OK?

- Does it hurt? - Um, no.

[trembling] I just scratched myself or something.

- [rumble] - [gasps]

Did you hear that?

Uh, yeah. It's OK. Nothing's...

- [thud] - [screams]

Close the door. It's OK, it's all right.

- [doorknob rattling] - Oh! What is that?! Randy!

- Holy shit! - [loud banging]

Holy shit!

It's OK, it's OK. It's all right.

- Randy, I'm scared! - Holy fuck!

- [banging stops] - [both gasping]

- [sobbing] - [Randy panting]

Are you OK? You OK?

It's all right.

Oh, dear God. Please, God, please, God be with me.

[crying]

It's OK! It's OK now.

[Katie] I don't want to play this.

You're fine. You're fine. You're fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Stay here.

- [Katie sobbing] I don't want to play anymore. - It's OK. It's OK. Shhh.

Shhh. It's OK.

Holy f...

[yelling]

OK. Nothing happened.

- You OK? - Nothing... You're fine.

- I want to get out of here! - [Randy] It's OK.

All right, we're going to get out of here. Come on, Randy!

Come on, Randy!

- [Randy grunts] - [Katie whimpers]

Stay here.

[trembling] Ohhh.

[whispering] Dear Lord, be with me, please.

[panting softly]

- Randy, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. - It's OK.

- Come here. - I'm sorry.

It's OK. Huh.

Please don't tell.

It's OK. It was just like an earthquake. I'm not gonna tell.

I'm not gonna tell. It's all right.

- [Katie crying] I want to go downstairs. - Yeah, let's go downstairs.

[Dennis] Randy, where you going, man? Relax. Randy, take it easy.

Randy, what are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doin'? I'm getting all my stuff.

What are you getting your stuff for, man? Relax, sit down.

Get the camera out of my face.

I told you I felt something in the room with us

and then I felt a claw dig into my side.

[Dennis] OK. When you say "something"...

Great interview. No, Dennis, I'm done. Fuck.

- Where you going? - I'm goin' home.

Read the fuckin' the books.

This isn't Casper the Fuckin' Friendly Ghost

you're chasing, man! This thing is dangerous!

[Dennis] I'm sorry you got hurt! But what are you gonna do? You're just gonna quit?

You're acting ridiculous.

Dennis, No. You're acting ridiculous if you're not gonna get the fuck out.

You have to tell Julie. OK? Just watch the fucking tape, Dennis!

- [Julie] What's up? - [Dennis] Hey.

What?

- Um... I need to talk to you. All right, sit down. - OK.

Here, sit down, Jule. OK, where do I begin?

- ...from the 30s. Look at their necklaces. - You're crazy.

Yeah?

It's the same symbol.

Isn't that the same symbol that was in the girls' room?

- All right, these women, they were... part of a coven. - Oh, my God.

You're really something.

I really need to tell you this.

[Katie] Kristi!

You'd better run!

[thud]

[breathing sound]

- You sound crazy, do you know that? - [Dennis] Hang on a second.

You know how crazy you're starting to sound?

[Dennis] Would you just give me a second to explain?

They would have ceremonies

and they would wait till the girls

were old enough to get pregnant.

- And then they would take their sons... - Oh.

- Oh, right. - [Dennis] Then they would brainwash them...

- They didn't remember a thing! - Dennis, I'm not listening...

Mom?

[creaking]

[screaming]

I need to show you something.

You don't even spend time with us anymore!

You just sit here and play with this shit all day long.

Could you just wait one second. Wait. I need to show you this.

- I can't wait! I can't! - Why not?!

- Because Kristi's upset all the time, and she's not... - What the fuck?!

Mommy!

What, what, what?

Toby pulled my hair!

- What happened? - Toby pulled my hair.

This is your fault. OK? This is exactly what I'm talking about.

- I didn't... - [crying]

No more cameras. No more ghosts. This ends tomorrow.

Julie... You got to watch the fucking tape.

[indistinct chatter on TV]

[TV turns on]

[static noise grows]

[door opens]

[faint rustling]

[thuds]

Kristi?

Kristi?

Wake up!

[Kristi groans]

Katie, go back to sleep.

[thuds]

What was that?

[gasps]

What's happening?

Kristi!

Toby's here.

[tapping]

I'm scared! Mom! Mommy! [screaming]

- Stop screaming! - Mommy!

It's OK. Just ignore it!

Just ignore it.

- [sobbing] - Shh.

- [screams] - [banging]

- Mom! [screams] - [thuds]

- [pounding] - Kristi!

Kristi, help me!

[panting]

Kristi, please, please, please help me! Help me!

- [wind howling] - [screaming]

[both scream]

Let her go! Let her go!

Toby, stop! Stop, Toby!

[static continues]

- [pounding] - I'll do it.

Just let her go!

- [door opens] - [Katie crying]

I'm scared. I want Mommy.

[TV turns off]

- No. We're not going to Grandma's house, OK? - Why?

We're not going to Grandma's because there's no Toby, sweetie.

- There's no Toby and there's no ghost. - Yes, there is.

Hey, don't run away from me. Hey.

There's no ghost.

And that's the end of it. I don't want to hear any more of this talk, OK?

OK?

[sighs]

- What's she say? - She said no.

[Julie] No, no. Mom, we're not coming over.

We're staying right here.

Because I need to get things back to normal.

[knocking on door]

Mom, I got to go. Someone's at the door, OK? I'll call you back.

Yeah. OK.

[door opens]

Hello?

Hello?

Weird.

- [loud crashing] - [screaming]

Dennis! Dennis, get the girls! We're getting out of here!

[Dennis] Girls, wake up. We're here.

Wake up. We're here.

Yay, we're here.

[Julie] There's Grandma.

[Kristi] Well, I'm tired.

Park by the garage.

[whispers] God.

Are you OK? Come on.

[Dennis] All right. Let's go, guys.

[Lois] Hi, honey. Come on.

You go with your mom.

Oh. I've got your sister. Come on, come on.

Mommy!

Sleepy girl is what she is.

Go on in the house. I've got apple pie.

And I've got... You want water, I know.

- [Dennis] How we doin'? - Dennis, put the camera down. Come eat some pie.

[Dennis] It makes me feel better to do something,

- feel useful. - [Lois] OK.

Are you OK?

- [Dennis] How's it going, kiddo? - Good.

How you feeling?

...not talk about it right now.

We can talk about it later.

[Julie] Just... Let's just drop it.

- [Dennis] Hey, Kristi? - Yeah?

Don't touch the painting, OK?

It's OK, I'm not mad.

Do you like it?

- What's the matter? - [Lois] Kristi? Come and get your pie.

Hey, guys.

What's goin' on? You playing some dress-up?

- Doesn't she make a beautiful bride? - Very.

- Do you want to put this on her? - Beautiful.

Try that.

So who's the lucky guy?

- Toby. - [Dennis] Wait. What did she say?

- Just having fun. - It's bedtime, girls. Let's go. Come on.

I don't want to hear Toby's name ever again, OK?

- Julie, it's just pretend. - He's real.

- Let's go. I don't want to hear it. - Toby...

Will you take them to bed, please.

- Let's go. - [Dennis] Come on, sweetheart.

Take Grandma's stuff off.

Dennis and I are gonna be right next door, OK?

And we're gonna leave the light on so you can find us.

Everything's gonna be fine, OK? I love you so much.

[Dennis] Good night, guys.

[faucet running]

[turns faucet off]

When are you gonna stop taping us?

Not until this thing's over.

When's your mom gonna let us sleep in the same bed?

[Julie] I can't stop thinking about it. I can't.

[Dennis] Relax.

Just close your eyes and try to get to sleep.

We can share a pillow, too. That's fine.

[car engine running]

- [engine shuts off] - [door shuts]

[thumping]

[whispers] Julie?

- [footsteps outside] - Julie.

Do you hear that?

Like cars? That's what I hear.

It's my mom.

She's always up at night. She can't sleep.

- Oh, my God. She's so loud. - [rustling]

Do you want me to go check on her?

She's gonna wake the girls up.

[door opens]

[whispers] Julie?

[whispers] Julie!

[floor creaking]

[whispers] Girls?

Girls?

Girls?

- Julie? - [thumping sound]

Hey, Julie?

Hello?

[rattling]

[gasps]

[faint squeaking]

Julie?

Lois?

Ju...

What?

[softly] What the fuck?

[door creaking]

Julie!

[crickets chirping]

What the fuck?!

My God.

Julie?!

[panting]

Julie?

What's wrong?

[yells]

[grunts]

Julie.

Get up.

[Kristi] Mommy?

[Dennis] Kristi.

Mommy?

- Come on. - What happened to Mommy? Is she OK?

- [scraping sound] - [Dennis] Come here.

[yells]

Dennis, I'm scared.

- [Dennis whispers] Kristi, don't talk. - Is Mommy OK?

Shh! Quiet, OK? Be quiet. Just don't, OK? Just quiet, OK?

[muffled screams]

Sh! Shh!

- [footsteps approaching] - [Kristi whimpering]

[door rattles]

[loud banging]

[growling sound]

[Kristi whimpering]

[Dennis] Kristi, please, please, be quiet.

[gasping]

[whispering] I'm gonna go check, OK?

Stay here.

- [loud bang] - [footsteps running]

- Come on, Kristi. - [Kristi] What was that?

We're gonna get out of here, OK?

[door creaking]

Come on, let's go.

I'm scared.

[Dennis] We're gonna get out of here.

[Kristi whimpers]

Shh.

[Kristi crying]

We're gonna be OK.

[Kristi] No.

[Dennis] Katie! Katie, get away from there!

Kristi, listen to me. Stay right here, OK? Don't move, OK?

Katie?

Katie?

[sobbing]

[soft giggle]

[grunting]

[panting]

- [growling] - [thuds]

[whimpers]

[loud cracking]

Come on, Toby.

[Lois] Let's get ready.

[low growling]

[crashing]

[static]