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[narrator] Brought to you by Jenn P. Gel's gel pens.

We leave a mark!

The mirror. Let's break it down.

You can see your beauty from every angle,

like I'm doing here,

And here. Like I'm doing here.

And here. [sighs] Very nice.

I don't believe you. Prove it.

[scoffs] My boy, Barry, can totally do it. Observe.

[clears throat] Popsicles taste delicious.

- [knuckles cracking] - [tooting "Popsicles taste delicious"]

[class] Woah!

[farts]

A soup spoon for Sandy?

[tooting "A soup spoon for Sandy"]

Incredible!

[students laughing]

- [laughing] - [hand tooting]

Barry?

Don't... you... dare.

[tooting "Don't you dare"]

[laughing]

That's it! You've taken advantage of my kindness

for the last time.

[chuckles] Sorry! [laughing] I'm sorry.

Oh, you will be.

Random junk from bottom drawer,

spell a hundred and thirty-four! [echoing]

[slowed down] No!

- [slowed down] No! - [slowed down] No!

[slowed down] No!

- Phew! - Whoo!

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes. Mirrors!

Um, Helen?

- What? - What is spell 134?

Wouldn't you like to know?

- We would! - Yes.

Well, I'm not telling.

[scoffs] Wha- [scoffs]

Helen, please? You can't just cast a spell on us

and then not tell us what it is. That's entrapment.

I absolutely can do that.

I'm doing it right now.

Now, where were we? Oh!

Here!

[bell ringing]

What- What do you think spell 134 is?

- It could be anything. - I know.

Something like this could drive a kid... crazy.

Wait, Barry, we don't even need to go down that road.

Helen was mad about the hand farts.

She probably took away your ability to do hand farts.

[tooting]

- Still tootin'. - Hmm.

Hand fart ability... [grunts]

Did you just write that down so you could cross it out?

- Don't question my methods. - Okay!

Well, I think the spell would be something obvious, like-

Oh, maybe we can fly now!

I have never wanted you to be more right about anything.

[? soaring music playing]

[sighs] That's a no on flying.

[Barry giggles]

We'll need complete physicals, Dr. Lyon. Stat!

Stat? Okay. Any symptoms?

Well, we were hit by spell 134, and we don't know what it did.

We don't feel different, but we do feel different, you know?

Mm. [clicks tongue] Ah.

[? upbeat '80s rock music playing]

Well, it's my medical opinion...

that you two are fine.

Have you considered that spell 134 is the ability to fly?

- Of course we have. - Mmm.

Time for lunch.

The ability to fly is the first thing anybody thinks of.

It's probably a top-five spell on every list.

What we're looking for is spell 134.

It's gotta be weird or random.

Ooh, eggplant parm with apple slices for dessert? [chuckles]

[Lyon] I'm a lucky lion!

What if spell 134 makes everything taste like eggplant parm?

That's weird and random.

Let's test it.

[crunches, grunts, munches]

How's that taste? Getting any parm?

[gulps] Nope. Carrot.

[Kiff] Makes carrots taste like eggplant parm.

[sighs]

[sniffs]

[chews]

[slurping]

- Eggplant parm? - Noodle.

Mm.

[chokes, spitting]

[splutters, coughs] That was terrible!

That was eggplant parm.

Oh, I just realized. I have never had eggplant parm before.

Mmm, sweepy time. [chuckles softly]

Sticky hands?

[voiceover] Not spell 134!

No! [giggles] No! [giggles]

[Kiff] Unticklish.

[voiceover] Try again!

[grunts] Come on, Barry.

- [groans] - Super strength?

[voiceover] Fail!

[groans]

[voiceover] Not today!

Maybe the spell ruins movies?

- [slurping] - [clanging]

[laughing]

[voiceover] Movies still enjoyed by all!

Chubbles Wubbington, national treasure!

? Chubbles! ?

[sighs] We tried everything.

Maybe Helen was right. Maybe we don't want to know.

Sure. Life is full of unknowns.

But we fear the unknown.

No, Bar, we can live without knowing.

We're strong.

We're strong, right? Barry?

- [door bursts open] - Please!

- Please, Helen! - Have mercy!

"Please" what? What are you doing here?

He hand farted? You shot a spell at us?

It missed? Bounced off all the mirrors? Hit us both?

Uh, [hesitates] you can't expect me to remember

every little thing I do throughout the day.

[sighs] Just tell us what spell 134 is.

Oh, 134. Sure, right, right.

So you remember the spell?

I do... not remember it.

- Helen! - Please!

We can't live like this! What is our curse?

Helen, the fact that there's a spell 134

implies that you might have a list somewhere.

That we could take a peek at it!

Ah, you two are being so annoying,

going on and on about lists and spells.

You sound like my sister Agnes.

Always asking, "What does this spell do?"

And then writing it down in list form.

- Huh? - [gasps]

Oh, you poor things.

So do you know what spell 134 is?

Not off the top of my head, but I'm sure we can figure it out.

You know, when we were young witches,

Helen would always come up with spells

and immediately forget them. So I wrote them all down.

And, uh, hid them in the dry cleaning?

[chuckles] No, silly!

I store them in the dry cleaning.

Spell 134 must be in here somewhere.

[whirring]

Spell number four, invisibility. Nope.

[whirring]

Spell number 26: Every day is your birthday.

They're not in order?

I have a system!

Okay?

Spell 134...

thousand, two hundred and eight.

[groans] We're never gonna find it.

[chuckles] Not with that attitude.

Is this it? No. Is this it? No.

- No. - Not it.

- [Kiff groans] - [Barry] Not it.

- [Kiff] No! - [Barry] Not it.

Spell number 134.

I found it-

No, wait. Nine. That's a nine. So sorry!

[groaning]

But wait. It says

spell number 139 is a spell finder spell.

- [gasps] - Tentative yay?

We just have to cross our eyes and lie on the floor.

It's clean... ish.

Eyes combined, lie on the floor, help us find spell 134!

[loud zap]

I believe this will tell you all you need to know.

Time to find out what spell 134 is.

- It's crossed out?! - It's crossed out.

Look at this. A list of failures. And for what?

We got nothing.

Wait, Kiff, think. Why did we cross all that stuff out?

Because we tried those things and they didn't work.

Okay, get there.

Which means spell 134 doesn't work.

That's why it's crossed out!

And Helen couldn't remember because it doesn't exist!

Like the good doc said, we're fine!

[? end credit music playing]

[? music concludes]

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