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- [? theme music playing]
- ? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Yeah! ?
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- ? Kiff! ?
- [? theme music concludes]
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[both chuckle]
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[narrator] Brought to you
by Handsome Man sponges for men.
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You do it.
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- When is the tram getting here?
- Eh, don't worry.
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Worst case, we're late
for Helen's drama class.
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So... [laughs]
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[grunts] Ooh...
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I may be able to lend a hand.
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[magical zap]
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- You're a wizard!
- Please, call me Ed.
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[magical zap]
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I wish we knew how to do magic.
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Surely you learn magic
at school?
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Don't you have
a magical teacher?
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Uh, Helen? Oh, no, she's magical
but teaches drama.
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I am outraged! Without Wiz-Ed,
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children could learn
magic online, then mishandle it.
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Who would want such a thing?
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You should come teach magic
at our school.
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Oh, I don't know.
I'm an old wizard.
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Do children even think
magic is cool anymore? I mean,
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is this cool?
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- You're hired.
- Splendid!
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Let us take the scenic route.
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[whooshing]
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- [glass shatters]
- [gasps]
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PS, meet Table Town's
newest teacher.
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I am a wizard named Ed.
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- Hello, Ed.
- And I'm here to teach Wiz-Ed.
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Wiz-Ed?
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Yes. It's all about
the wonderful world of wizardry.
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Oh, like that movie
Schoolboy Wizard?
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- [magical poof]
- Exactly like Schoolboy Wizard.
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- Hired!
- I'm gonna grow a wizard's beard!
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[groans]
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Remember, children,
magic isn't just fun and games.
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But if you use it responsibly,
you can achieve...
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anything.
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[kid] Boo! You stink!
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It's me! Oh, what's my name?
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The Little Hedgehog Kid,
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and I think
this guy's magic is weak!
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[fingers snap]
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Uh, listen, bud.
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The school's not big enough
for two magical teachers.
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Right, kids?
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Ed, let me take this one.
Helen, a word.
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I get it. You're jealous.
Don't be. We still love you.
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[door shuts, chains clanging]
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Now, where were we?
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[? upbeat music playing]
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? With a flick and a twist
And a twirl of the wrist ?
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? You can do magic
Just like this ?
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? And listen up children
Listen up good ?
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? Welcome to Wiz-Ed ?
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? Magic is easy, magic is fun ?
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? Your magical journey
has just begun ?
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? I'm going to teach you magic
One-oh-one ?
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? Welcome to Wiz-Ed ?
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? I'm a jolly little fellow
and my name is Ed ?
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? I have bare feet
and a hat on my head ?
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? I've placed a wand
upon your desk ?
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? Pick it up gently ?
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? And repeat after me ?
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? A flick, twist, twirl, swoop,
up, down, tap ?
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? And double loop,
figure eight, point and zap! ?
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? Tippy toes, eyes closed,
clap, clap, clap ?
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? Wiggle nose, swan pose,
just like that! ?
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? Flick, twist, twirl, swoop,
up, down, tap ?
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- Yes.
- ? Double loop, figure eight, ?
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- ? point and zap! ?
- Ho, ho, yes!
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? Tippy toes, eyes closed,
clap, clap... ?
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That's it! Now you've got it!
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Flick, twist, twirl, swoop,
up, down, tap!
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? You can do magic
just like this ?
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? Magic is easy ?
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? Magic is fun ?
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? Your magical journey
has just begun ?
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? I'm a jolly little fellow
And my name is Ed ?
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? Double loop, figure eight,
point and zap! ?
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? Flick, twist, twirl, swoop,
up, down, tap ?
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? Wiggle nose, swan pose,
just like that! ?
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[sponges flop]
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Nice form, Reggie.
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Great twig work, Candle.
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Uh, Ed, can you teach us
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how to move
the sponge around in a circle
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instead of just up and down?
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I don't know. That's...
That's pretty advanced.
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Come on.
We're ready for the next step.
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Hmm. I must away
to my study to think.
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[? mystical flute music playing]
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[silence]
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Trev, uh, why do you want
to make a sponge
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move around in circles?
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Yeah,
that's so weirdly specific.
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Let Trevor work
his own magic, kids.
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I suppose I could teach you all
a beginner's circle spell.
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But remember, wizardlings,
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- some spells come
at a great cost. - [? menacing music playing]
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[squeaking]
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[plops]
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Good job, sweetheart.
Here's your allowance
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and a little extra.
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[cool guitar riff]
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[gasps] Trevor, you're a genius!
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We can use this magic
for chores!
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- Magic twigs in.
- [twigs clatter]
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On the count of three.
One, two...
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[in unison]
Using magic for personal gain!
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Ed, can we learn more spells?
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Yeah, like the circle one
you taught us.
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I'd love to know how to make
something the size of,
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let's say, a vacuum cleaner
move around, let's say, the entire house.
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I can tell by your winks
that you are ready.
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[? whimsical music playing]
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[water gurgling]
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[laughing]
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[chewing loudly]
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[poof] You've all gotten so good
at magic!
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What would you like
to learn next?
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Yeah, I think we're good, brah.
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Well, then I think
this is an opportune time
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to collect my fee.
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Whaa...
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You used my magic
to do your chores.
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That magic is proprietary,
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and now by the laws of magic,
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[monstrous tenor] you legally
owe me your allowances!
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- [exclaims]
- Hey, give it back!
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- [speaks indistinctly] No!
- Hey, Ed, you can't do that.
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[Ren�e] Give back...
our hard-earned gold.
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I told you, magic has a cost.
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You can't just take our m-
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- [bell rings]
- Did you hear that?
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The school bell. Time for lunch.
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[indistinct mystical chant]
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- He can't do that.
- [Trevor] Actually, I think he can.
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According to this, we now owe Ed
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all future allowances
in perpetuity!
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Never trust a magic user.
I warned you this would happen.
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No, you didn't.
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I'm pretty sure I did.
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I even showed you
this newspaper article.
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[all] No, you didn't!
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Oh, I didn't?
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Well, if I didn't say it,
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you should have got the warning
from my vibes.
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The con artist is getting away
with all our nuts.
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Let's go get him.
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- He's gone.
- He tricked us!
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[Helen] Well, well, well,
well, well.
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If only you ungrateful kids
knew a magical witch
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who could perhaps help you out
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if they received a sufficient
amount of groveling.
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- Grovel!
- [groveling] We're sorry, Helen.
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- We're sorry, Helen.
- We're sorry, Helen!
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Music to my ears. I promise
to get your allowances back.
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[all] Yay! Yeah!
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[Kiff grunts, pants]
Did you really think
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you could just skip town
with our hard-earned nuts, Ed?
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- Yes. Boop.
- [zapping]
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[Helen] Not so fast!
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I challenge you to a duel, Ed,
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if that's even your real name!
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It's not, and I accept.
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Get him, Helen.
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[otherworldly wailing]
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[indistinct witchy chant]
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[loud boom]
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- That's all I got.
- Are you for real?
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Get off my back.
You kids thought
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you were the magic experts.
You deal with him.
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- Okay.
- [all gasp]
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[? '80s electronic music
playing]
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[stunned silence]
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[? '80s electronic music
continues]
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[more stunned silence]
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[? '80s electronic music
continues]
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[bewildered silence]
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[? '80s electronic music
continues]
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You know what?
Ed may be a fraud,
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but he taught us magic.
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Let's show him what we can do.
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[in unison] Flick, twist,
twirl, swoop, up, down, tap!
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[? hopeful music intensifies]
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[in unison] Double loop,
figure eight, point, aim, zap!
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[whooshing]
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[sponges whooshing]
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[? '80s electronic music
continues]
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[in unison] Wiggle nose,
swan pose, just like that!
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[sponges zooming]
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[splatter]
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- [sponges whizzing]
- [Ed screams] Oh! Yuck!
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All right, let's finish him off!
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- [thwacking]
- No! No! [wails]
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Is that Handsome Man's
sponges for men?
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- [sponges squeaking]
- [grunts] They're gross! Argh!
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- Argh! Ugh...
- [hard thwacks]
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- [whooshing]
- [shakily] No! My swag!
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- Aah!
- [wet squelches]
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[shakily] My swag!
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[witchy wailing]
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[Ed] Ahh!
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[laughs menacingly]
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No!
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We did it!
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So, should we go
to a pawn shop or something?
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- Turn this stuff back-
- Oh, no, I'm keeping this stuff.
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I promised to get
your allowances back from Ed,
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but I never said
I'd get them back to you.
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Let this serve as a reminder
that I'm the best
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and I'm always right
about everything.
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You kids can find
your way home, right?
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[engine revving, tires screech]
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Helen finally managed
to teach us a lesson.
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Never trust a magic user.
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? Nothing's gonna stop me now ?
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[screams]
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- [splash]
- [gasping]
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- [dolphin trilling]
- Eh.
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