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hey how's CL doing Not

hey how's CL doing Not

hey how's CL doing Not great Didn't know you'd come I wasn't

great Didn't know you'd come I wasn't

great Didn't know you'd come I wasn't sure you'd want me

sure you'd want me

sure you'd want me to Look I know things are awkward

to Look I know things are awkward

to Look I know things are awkward between us but

between us but

between us but um I'm here for the kids I know I'm so

um I'm here for the kids I know I'm so

um I'm here for the kids I know I'm so sorry about yesterday

sorry about yesterday

sorry about yesterday It's fine No it's not It was a terrible

It's fine No it's not It was a terrible

It's fine No it's not It was a terrible thing to say

thing to say

thing to say You're a brilliant mom and a great

You're a brilliant mom and a great

You're a brilliant mom and a great person I know you'd never have an affair

person I know you'd never have an affair

person I know you'd never have an affair with anyone

with anyone

with anyone Let's just forget about it okay And

Let's just forget about it okay And

Let's just forget about it okay And concentrate on telling the kids Yeah

concentrate on telling the kids Yeah

concentrate on telling the kids Yeah Where are they Out with Kim They'll be

Where are they Out with Kim They'll be

Where are they Out with Kim They'll be back any minute

back any minute

back any minute I just feel sick

I just feel sick

I just feel sick Same We've got to tell him

Same We've got to tell him

Same We've got to tell him Just don't want him to hate me

Just don't want him to hate me

Just don't want him to hate me Wait shoes

Wait shoes

Wait shoes Hello there Hey how you doing love

Hello there Hey how you doing love

Hello there Hey how you doing love You all right

You all right

You all right Hey

Hey

Hey Clen You

okay Look what I said about your mom

okay Look what I said about your mom

okay Look what I said about your mom yesterday and about Ross it was just me

yesterday and about Ross it was just me

yesterday and about Ross it was just me being

being

being stupid You understand that right

stupid You understand that right

stupid You understand that right Like I said sorry to your mom and I'm

Like I said sorry to your mom and I'm

Like I said sorry to your mom and I'm sorry to you

sorry to you

sorry to you too Can I get a hug

You'll be all right Won't you Clen

You'll be all right Won't you Clen

You'll be all right Won't you Clen Are you sleeping here tonight

Are you sleeping here tonight

Are you sleeping here tonight Actually um that's what we were just

Actually um that's what we were just

Actually um that's what we were just talking about

talking about

talking about Do you want to come sit

Do you want to come sit

Do you want to come sit here and I'll explain to you

I don't want you to go Why are you

I don't want you to go Why are you

I don't want you to go Why are you making him leave He said sorry for

making him leave He said sorry for

making him leave He said sorry for fighting with Ross Look it's not just

fighting with Ross Look it's not just

fighting with Ross Look it's not just about what happened yesterday I don't

about what happened yesterday I don't

about what happened yesterday I don't want you to go

want you to go

want you to go Listen the thing

Listen the thing

Listen the thing is me and your mom we haven't been

is me and your mom we haven't been

is me and your mom we haven't been getting on lately and that is mainly

getting on lately and that is mainly

getting on lately and that is mainly because of me Do you not love her

because of me Do you not love her

because of me Do you not love her anymore Of course of course I love her I

anymore Of course of course I love her I

anymore Of course of course I love her I always will do

always will do

always will do But right

But right

But right now we're just making each other

now we're just making each other

now we're just making each other sad And that's not good for anyone is

sad And that's not good for anyone is

sad And that's not good for anyone is it It's going to change

it It's going to change

it It's going to change anything with you two or

anything with you two or

anything with you two or We both love you so

We both love you so

We both love you so much I'm not always going to be your mom

much I'm not always going to be your mom

much I'm not always going to be your mom and dad On the upside it means you both

and dad On the upside it means you both

and dad On the upside it means you both get two bedrooms two lots of toys

get two bedrooms two lots of toys

get two bedrooms two lots of toys How good does that sound And you can

How good does that sound And you can

How good does that sound And you can stay whenever you want Will it be as big

stay whenever you want Will it be as big

stay whenever you want Will it be as big as this house

as this house

as this house Maybe not as big as this house but it

Maybe not as big as this house but it

Maybe not as big as this house but it would be

would be

would be nice Get to decorate your rooms Can I

nice Get to decorate your rooms Can I

nice Get to decorate your rooms Can I have a big TV

Yeah How about you Clen

Yeah How about you Clen

Yeah How about you Clen Don't

Don't

Don't know We'll find something nice

Yeah you can have whatever you want Come

Yeah you can have whatever you want Come

Yeah you can have whatever you want Come here

Be good for your mom Okay When can we

Be good for your mom Okay When can we

Be good for your mom Okay When can we come to your house

come to your house

come to your house Not sure just yet

Not sure just yet

Not sure just yet Have to let him get sorted first I'll be

Have to let him get sorted first I'll be

Have to let him get sorted first I'll be in touch

in touch

in touch Okay See you later mate Love you I love

Okay See you later mate Love you I love

Okay See you later mate Love you I love you too CL

Right

Right

Right Right You two uh cookies and milk in the

Right You two uh cookies and milk in the

Right You two uh cookies and milk in the kitchen One

kitchen One

kitchen One each So uh this is goodbye Yeah

each So uh this is goodbye Yeah

each So uh this is goodbye Yeah it's for the best You got any

it's for the best You got any

it's for the best You got any accommodation sorted Not yet I'll be um

accommodation sorted Not yet I'll be um

accommodation sorted Not yet I'll be um s for surfing for the next week or so

s for surfing for the next week or so

s for surfing for the next week or so but hopefully it won't be for too long

but hopefully it won't be for too long

but hopefully it won't be for too long Well you could always stay at the

Well you could always stay at the

Well you could always stay at the holiday cottage Cottage It's been out on

holiday cottage Cottage It's been out on

holiday cottage Cottage It's been out on my budget No

my budget No

my budget No charge We don't have any bookings at the

charge We don't have any bookings at the

charge We don't have any bookings at the moment and it's better than it lying

moment and it's better than it lying

moment and it's better than it lying empty I can't stay in there rentree

Billy I like you and I'm sorry things

Billy I like you and I'm sorry things

Billy I like you and I'm sorry things have turned out the way they

have turned out the way they

have turned out the way they have but the offer is there if you want

have but the offer is there if you want

have but the offer is there if you want it Thank you I appreciate it

Right I better see what those two ripe

Right I better see what those two ripe

Right I better see what those two ripe scallions are up to

[Applause]

So this is it

So this is it

So this is it Yeah

I'm sorry I wasn't the husband that you

I'm sorry I wasn't the husband that you

I'm sorry I wasn't the husband that you wanted me to be

Believe it wasn't just you

Believe it wasn't just you

Believe it wasn't just you Sorry

I will always care about you Okay

see you around