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Wow.

They charge for this cheese now.

Times are hard.

It costs 1,300 yen for stuff at family restaurants now. That's a lot.

What kind of family are they trying to appeal to?

No chopsticks?

I wanted to eat my rice with chopsticks.

Wanna ask?

Never mind. It's okay.

I mean, look at this.

Yum, yum. Hmm?

The free refills drink is 490 yen on its own.

But with the half-order of fries, it costs 470 yen.

What a rip-off. It's insane.

Yeah.

You shouldn't tell other people that.

It's embarrassing.

I'm not embarrassed about it at all, Chisato.

I mean, we're playing ordinary customers right now.

Don't say we're "playing."

Oh, right.

My bad.

Silly me.

Quit joking around.

You're gonna spill it.

Can you two hear me?

Oh. Yes, we can hear you.

Good afternoon. Susano here.

Good afternoon.

Can you hear us?

Don't be so obvious.

I can't get used to this stuff.

It's like we're spies.

Like in a movie. - This stuff's always in spy movies.

Anyway, let's review.

Your mission is the destruction of the Shining and Balalaika gangs.

You got some on you.

Thank you.

Six months ago, Kaida, the first boss of Balalaika,

was murdered by Yuma Kumagai, an aide to Shining's boss, Honmada.

For revenge, Amanone of Shining was killed by Dokuro Mukai Matsuda

of Balalaika's militant gang Blue Moon.

Due to that, Honmada held a meeting with all his top execs.

Understand?

Kaida from Balalaika was killed by a homemade shining...

Do we need to understand this?

This isn't a drama preview, so you don't have to remember it.

So we can take out those Shalalaika and Balalaika...

Balalaika and Shalalaika?

I got them all mixed up. Shi... Shine...

Balalaika runs that restaurant you're at.

Consider all employees enemies.

In the kitchen is the assassin cook gang, Shadow...

Yeah, we get it! Shining and Balalaika.

Got it.

Hey, chick.

I heard you saying Balalaika and Shining and stuff.

I heard you right, didn't I?

How'd you know this is our turf?

Uh-oh. They heard everything.

Aw gee.

Hey. Quit starin'!

Who said you could video this?

You dumb asses. - Quit filmin'!

Uh, Mr. Susano.

The customers left, so we're ready to go anytime.

Well, make sure the clean-up will be as easy as possible.

Roger. - Roger.

Oh, shit! - Let's get outta here!

As over-the-top as always.

Let's finish before our food gets cold.

No using guns in the kitchen.

Could cause a gas explosion.

Nice work.

I'm beat.

Okay, we're through. - Afternoon.

Nice work.

This should get Balalaika and Shining to go to war.

Also, Tasaka will...

Okay, got it. Bye.

Let's leave before Tasaka gets here.

Good idea.

Before who gets here?

Were you about to leave?

You do know you've still got work to do, right?

Work? - Yeah...

I need to debrief you and you have to write a report.

You know that, right?

You've been pros for how long now, again?

How long...

If you don't know, forget it.

That's not the issue.

Where's your professional mindset?

Can you honestly say you take your jobs seriously?

Mr. Tasaka.

It's pretty crazy back there.

Well, I've seen lots of grisly scenes, so I'm not so easily surprised.

Whoa!

Hey, you two!

They took off.

I won't stand for this!

Are you sure this is a good idea?

It'll be fine. He was about to lecture us.

Let's just keep running home.

I'll race you. - What? A race?

Hey, wait up!

This is like a TV drama!

I just don't like spicy food. - Don't get angry.

＜Baby Assassins Everyday!＞

This is spicy harassment. - Geez, I'm sorry.

＜Baby Assassins Everyday!＞

Maybe I should've gone to a different store.

It's a little far.

But they've got good avocados.

How come they carry different stuff each season?

That's it.

The sweet potatoes.

If you put the tomatoes in first, it tastes better.

These tomatoes look good.

That's hot. Oh, that's good.

This is the perfect dish for summer.

It's good for your organs. Mahiro will love this.

That's good.

I'm home. - Welcome back.

It's almost ready.

Yay! That's great.

Whoa! What? Is that blood? Are you hurt?

No. It just splashed on me. I'm okay.

I was being followed.

Then he like attacked me, so took him out.

Took him out? Where's the body?

I left it there.

Thanks.

You know,

I smelled that pork stew you're making,

and got all excited and left him there. It'll be fine.

It's not fine at all.

Hurry! Where'd you leave him?

It's not far.

Crap.

Who the hell is he?

Oh well. Anyway, help me carry him.

Okay.

Oh my!

Boss, you sure must've drunk a lot to get like this.

That's right, boss.

It's only 7 p.m. Acting like he's drunk and passed out is a stretch.

Don't say we're acting.

What'll we do? Let's just get him to a freezer.

Wait, what was that place?

There's that unmanned shop

like where you can buy vegetables, but for corpses.

Right. Leave money and they'll dispose the body. It's not a shop.

But isn't that place super far away?

It sure is.

So let's get rid of him fast.

You'll go with me?

Well, yeah.

Of course.

You're so kind.

You're so, so kind to me.

Thank you.

I made pork stew and rice balls. Let's have them when we're done.

You're so cool.

Come on. Hurry up.

Let's go. Oh, sorry. You carry that end.

This end?

Ready, lift.

This reminds me of our first kill.

Yeah.

How many years ago was that?

About five?

We froze 'em that time too.

Oh yeah. You're right.

You know,

weren't we talking about something then?

Oh yeah, we were.

Oh, let's see...

We were going to

make a list of foods that are good but never make lists of good foods.

I don't remember that at all.

I'm pretty sure that was it.

Number three was hash browns.

They're overshadowed by French fries.

Pick up that end.

Okay, got it.

Ready, lift.

What was number two?

I wish I could remember.

Underrated foods, right?

Right.

Hmm...

What about cream crab croquettes?

You hardly ever hear about them.

That's for sure.

It's not like there are cream crab croquette specialty shops.

You can get cream crab croquettes at meat and fish restaurants.

So they don't make an impression. Cream crab croquettes I totally...

You just like saying "cream crab croquettes."

Yay!

And trying to hype it up.

Huh?

Yay! - Huh? What's with that?

Why didn't you just stop at, "You like saying cream crab croquettes"?

Didn't we have this conversation before?

That's so cold. - Ready, lift.

It's cold. - It sure is.

There.

It's cold. Hurry up.

What's this?

Oh! Whoa!

Wow! What? - What is it?

Wow! You know what this is?

The first corpse we froze here had this.

Whoa? From five years ago?

Can you believe this?

It's like a time capsule.

A time capsule? - Brings back memories.

Don't put that on.

In ten years, let's freeze

a corpse here again, okay?

Hey! Wait! Wait!

It's morning already.

That took all night.

Let's have breakfast.

Let's eat that pork stew.

Mr. Susano?

Good morning. - Good morning.

Good morning, Ms. Sugimoto and Ms. Fukagawa.

What brings you out here so early in the morning?

Well, a guy from the guild was tailing Ms. Fukagawa for an investigation.

His name is Kei Natsume.

He's gone missing.

For an investigation?

A guild person was investigating me? What for?

I'll fill you in on that later.

But we haven't been able to contact Natsume since last night.

We thought something went wrong.

Last night...

There was a guy tailing me

who was from the guild...

And he's missing.

What were you two just doing?

A factory tour.

Yeah, a factory tour.

Aren't you tired?

I've only slept four hours these past two days.

It'll be even tougher without Natsume.

Anyway, if you learn anything, let me know.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Oh crap! - Oh crap!

Oh no! We've frozen a guild person.

What'll we do? The Purger will come after us!

The Purger?

The hit man who does hits on hit men who fail? Don't say that!

May he not be dead.

What're you doing?

Why, you... little...

How could you just freeze me like that?

He sure hung on.

This was all a mistake.

I mean, you were tailing me, so of course I attacked you.

Wait. Hold on a second, Mahiro. Hold on a second.

I thought you said you took him out because he attacked you.

You attacked him?

Silly me.

What's your problem?

Darn you.

Ow!

Hey!

Oh, cut that out!

Towel. Find a towel. - Towel, towel.

Get me something hot!

Towel, towel. - Find something hot.

I'm surprised you survived.

I've trained for this stuff.

But you two...

That was a hell of a stunt you pulled.

Well...

You don't want to have to report to your boss...

that you got beat up by the person you were tailing.

So why don't we meet each other halfway here?

Fine.

Let's make a deal.

A deal?

You'll do the job that I was supposed to do today.

What? Subcontract? You're kidding.

Right now, I'm a member of a major project for the assassin guild.

And I had a mission to kill a certain man.

But I can't do it in my condition.

All thanks to you.

If I fail my mission

I'll be killed, too

by him!

"Him"?

A job?

I haven't had a bite since last night.

I know.

And you made that pork stew too. I still haven't had...

The hit must take place at 9 a.m.

I'll send you info on the target. Get going.

9 a.m.?

We can't even sleep.

If this job goes well,

I'll forget that you practically killed me.

I'll recommend you two

for this major project.

A major project...

I've caught your yawns now.

I hear dogs catch their owners' yawns, too.

Really?

Aw, hell.

So this is what happens when I make a single mistake?

Is this what taking responsibility looks like?

Before I die

let me see my son.

His sports festival is...

Yeah. We're done.

Oh, the project?

We're not interested. Can we refuse?

Right, Mahiro?

Yeah, we don't want it. Now we're even.

Huh? Wait! Hello?

Now I've caught it.

Not interested?

Magnificent.

Excellent. - Bravo.

Nice shot.

Fumimatsu has been purged.

Ah, him.

You killed him?

How could you get rid of him so easily?

But Mr. Miyahara, didn't you give the order to purge him?

Oh, did I?

Oh. Do we have a replacement?

I'm looking for candidates.

The guild's starting to get on our backs about finishing the project.

Yes, they've said it many times.

I understand this very well.

Sheesh. It's only morning, but already so much trouble.

Are you sure it's not your methods that are the problem?

Sorry.

Everyone's looking. Leave us.

Yes, sir.

You know, long ago,

I still could have hit it even 400 meters farther away.

I'd like to speak with you about our company's AI-guided attack drone.

Ah, a drone, is it?

That's so good.

It makes me happy when the food I made is good.

Cooking for yourself is the service industry for yourself.

There's nothing better than to be able to eat food this delicious.

What a great day.

The weather's nice, too.

That's good.

The laundry should dry well today.

Could there be any greater happiness

than lying down right after eating?

No.

You'll go undercover as part-timers at Pub Ao.

Totti and P-suke. Those are your names.

This sucks.

This job sucks. Help.

A breath of fresh air

is what we need.