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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,498 . 4 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,821 I'm not falling for it. 5 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,883 Exactly! 6 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:42,988 ...which the South Koreans claim was an unprovoked attack 7 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,468 by the North Koreans. 8 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,562 ...what is now the fifth week of violence between Palestinians 9 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,564 and Israelis... 10 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:56,350 I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they have that sorted out huh? 11 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,656 Tottenham fans pelting the Chelsea fans with bottles and 12 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,745 accumulated rubbish. 13 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:03,226 ...between Republicans and Democrats, with even 14 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,793 some fisticuffs and shoving... 15 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,925 Have they all just gone mad?! 16 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:10,712 - Tottenham or the Americans? - The whole feckin' lot of them! 17 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:13,584 ...Pakistan blaming India for the renewed... 18 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,630 Ah for fuck sake! 19 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,372 Do they even know what they're fighting about anymore? 20 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,591 - Well... - What is it they want? 21 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,028 Could they even tell you if you asked them? 22 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:26,597 Well there are many historical and geopolitical factors at work... 23 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:29,774 Don't be gettin' wise with me now son! 24 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:32,951 - I'm dying you know. - Ah, you're not dying at all! 25 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,910 No?! 26 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:38,435 Well I'm not lying here because I'm turning twenty feckin' one, am I?! 27 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,437 Ah, you're all right. 28 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:45,616 Who am I to talk, sure we're no better than those feckers on the telly. 29 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:48,053 - You and me?! - Our family. 30 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:49,490 The whole lot of us. 31 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,840 The whole, sorry story. 32 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,323 Did I ever tell you about me grandfather? 33 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:59,108 Did you now? Let me think, eh... 34 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,588 - Me father's father... - And the brother. 35 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,720 That's right! 36 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:07,638 As close as close could be, until his brother sailed to America and they never 37 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:10,162 spoke again, not a word. 38 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:15,211 Generation after generation, forbidden we were to even speak of the American 39 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:20,521 family and for what?! Some petty argument a century ago. 40 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:26,875 So many wasteful years, shameful! 41 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,790 . 42 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:36,188 I want you to do something for me... - A cup of tea! 43 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:37,451 Quiet! 44 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,191 Listen to me now! 45 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:48,505 I want you to make things right, son. 46 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:53,205 I want you to find our American family and make things right. 47 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:58,733 All right Da, I will, you have my word on it. 48 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:02,127 Now, I want you to call them now! 49 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,694 What do you mean "now"? 50 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,392 How much time do you think I've got left? 51 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:10,179 - I don't even know... - There was a cousin on that side... 52 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:16,838 Joseph, I believe, had a son your age, give or take, called Barry. 53 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:20,145 Made quite a name for himself over there in New York. 54 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,234 Very successful he was too. 55 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:27,283 Your man Paddy down in Shanagarry, he sent us a magazine article about him, 56 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,893 - do you recall that? - No. 57 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,982 - Well, he did! - I'm not arguing. 58 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:35,378 The point being, is this fella would be the current descendant of the American 59 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,162 side of the family. 60 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:42,690 Barry, last name would be Gorman, same as us. 61 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:46,563 And it's him you need to find. 62 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,435 Look, I, I, I, I wouldn't even... 63 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,915 Ah Jaysus, do they not have telephone directories in America?!? 64 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:54,310 - Yeah, of course they do... - Then just do this for me lad. 65 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,705 The last request of a dying man. 66 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:03,014 All right, all right Dad, I'll do it, okay. 67 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,799 Thank you. 68 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:09,673 Oh, that cup of tea would be grand when you're coming back. 69 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,347 Jesus! 70 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,829 Jaysus Aine, you frightened the life out of me! 71 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:38,702 I heard himself was dying, so I came to say goodbye. 72 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:41,618 But he doesn't want to see you! We never liked you. 73 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:45,100 I know, that's why I came to say goodbye. 74 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,468 Oh! 75 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,427 I heard you were dying. 76 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,342 So I came to say goodbye. 77 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,432 Alright then, that's grand... 78 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,434 Goodbye! 79 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,394 . 80 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,847 Cock sucker! 81 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,197 You know who did do it, they're trying to fuck with you! 82 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,764 No they're not, they're just... 83 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,418 Oh yeah, they are, they're tryna low ball you. 84 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,507 Listen to me, listen to me. 85 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,945 There's a reason people come to us, because we build faster, we build better 86 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:51,035 and by the way, a project this size, what are you kidding me!? 87 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,950 First of all, why are you out of breath? 88 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,517 Just getting my steps in, 89 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,214 I got 2,300 more to do. 90 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:57,781 In the house?! 91 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,218 Yeah, because once around the couch is like 11 steps. 92 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:03,657 So that means I only have to do like... - Okay, Dad, that's insane! 93 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,050 When Dr. Gittleman said to exercise, I don't... 94 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,792 Hold on hon, the other phone's ringing now. 95 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,228 - Really!? Who calls you on the landline? 96 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,404 Telemarketers and wrong numbers. 97 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,363 Hello. Not interested. 98 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,452 Hello, I'm wondering if I have the right number? 99 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,758 Oh, I seriously doubt it. 100 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,107 Are you by any chance 101 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,762 the Barry Gorman, whose father may or may not 102 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:25,548 have been called Joseph and who has relatives in Ireland who he's never spoken to? 103 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:29,465 - Who is this? - Well, if you are him, I am your cousin. 104 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:34,122 Sort of, on the Irish side, if you hadn't guessed. 105 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:37,386 Hold on one second... Sweetie, I'm gonna call you back. 106 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,214 - Bye. - Yeah. 107 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,738 Do you know how many Barry Gormans there are in the New York City 108 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,523 telephone directory? 109 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,786 Would you care to wager a guess? 110 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:47,875 No. 111 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:51,661 132, isn't that amazing? 112 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,533 Luckily, you're in the top 20, 113 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,622 so fair play to you, sir. 114 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:58,625 Okay, yeah, I'm still a little bit... I'm sorry... what is, what is your name? 115 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,365 Forgive me, did I not say? 116 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,585 I am your cousin Ciaran. 117 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,022 Last name Gorman, same as you. 118 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,111 I'm calling on behalf of my father. 119 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,939 And you're here in New York? 120 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,898 Oh, no, no, no, 121 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:13,117 although I've always wanted to go, you know. 122 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:15,642 Looks enchanting, all those skyscrapers. 123 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,949 You must never tire looking up. 124 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:22,431 No, I'm calling from the next parish over, 125 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,521 Ireland. 126 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,743 Okay! 127 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:33,660 The reason I'm reaching out is that my father, 128 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,097 Fergus is his name, 129 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,578 - last name, Gorman. - I understand. 130 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:43,321 The thing is, my father, well he's been unwell and 131 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,932 he is not a young man. 132 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,109 I see, and how is it that I can help? 133 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,938 Oh nothing like that! No, no, no, no, no. 134 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,983 The reason I'm calling is, 135 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:56,508 are you familiar with the story of the 136 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,293 grandfathers, the two brothers? 137 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,512 Yes... vaguely. 138 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,471 Ah, me too, yeah. 139 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,473 But all I know for certain is 140 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:05,343 that there was a falling out. 141 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,519 Yes. 142 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:13,743 And, well, it's my dad's wish that we can rectify the situation, you know, make 143 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,398 peace between the two sides of the family. 144 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,227 Okay?! 145 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:26,234 You know, well that's why I'm calling, to extend an olive branch as it were. 146 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,716 All right, well, sure! 147 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,847 All right, yeah, that sounds nice. 148 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,893 Okay! 149 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:36,548 So maybe someday, if we ever find ourselves on the same side of the ocean, 150 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:42,250 we could perhaps raise a glass in friendship and wipe the slate clean? 151 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,644 Yeah, sure. Okay. 152 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,734 That sounds nice. 153 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,865 Right, well, 154 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,345 I won't take up any more your time. 155 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,696 Okay, all right, well, nice to meet you. 156 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:03,663 Well then, I suppose I'll be going. Godspeed. 157 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:07,841 You too Aine, Godspeed yourself as well. 158 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:11,322 You take care now, I won't be seeing you. 159 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,942 Hands down the best sex I ever had. 160 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,770 Just now?! 161 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,554 No, not just now! 162 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,816 Don't be thick! 163 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:31,125 It was a lifetime ago, before I met your ma, of course. 164 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,868 Though I always suspected your ma had an inkling. 165 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,826 She never cared much for Aine. 166 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,655 - I remember. - That'd be why. 167 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,615 - So how did we do? - What?! 168 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,575 The yank, did you manage to track him down? 169 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,099 - Yes, I did. - Grand. 170 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,101 Bit of a needle in a haystack, actually. 171 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:54,278 But I managed to find your man Barry. 172 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,804 And he proved to be quite amenable, so... 173 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,980 So when does he arrive? 174 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,677 What?! 175 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,506 When does he get here? When do I get to meet him? 176 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:11,556 No, we didn't go that far, Jaysus no, I mean, we sort of agreed in principle. 177 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,386 In principle, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, lad, I asked you to do one thing for me! 178 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,650 You asked me to find him, not invite him over. 179 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:22,089 Well of course invite him over, how else am I gonna meet him? 180 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,308 We don't even know the man! 181 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,268 He can't just drop everything and... - I'm dying. 182 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,749 Stop saying that! You're grand. 183 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,663 Tis far from grand I am. 184 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:35,711 Now you get back down there and for God's sake get the fella over! 185 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:42,152 . 186 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,950 - Wow! - Right. 187 00:12:56,993 --> 00:13:00,388 I mean, I never heard of the guy my entire life, now he calls me twice in five minutes. 188 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,172 And he wants you to just go to Ireland?! 189 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,348 - Yeah! - And you don't think it's like a scam? 190 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:09,005 Oh, believe me, that's what I thought, but nah, he knew too much, 191 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,660 stuff I remember from letters my father had. 192 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,835 Is he asleep? 193 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,403 Oh, yeah, he's out like a light. 194 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,406 My God, he's beautiful! 195 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,103 He's so... 196 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,368 Every day he does something new that just blows my mind. 197 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,283 Please don't say it. 198 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,068 I'm not. 199 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:30,505 . 200 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,030 I just don't understand how she could walk out on you when you have a brand 201 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,379 - new baby. - Jesus! 202 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,077 - I'm sorry, I don't. - Sshh! 203 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,382 I'm sorry, I don't. 204 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,428 Nobody walked out, it was a mutual decision. 205 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,430 Yeah, but to raise a child by yourself... 206 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,693 I'm the one who wanted a child. - I know. 207 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,609 Rachel never wanted kids, I knew that upfront. 208 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:50,568 This is what I chose, it will be fine. 209 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,614 - But yeah, but... - I will be fine! 210 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,834 Anyway, I think you should go. 211 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,575 - Where?! - Ireland. 212 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,534 - Are we back on me now? - Yes, we are. 213 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,710 - I think you should go. - To Ireland? 214 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:02,885 - Yeah. - Why? 215 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,193 - His father's dying. - I don't know the guy! 216 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,195 - He's your cousin! - So? 217 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:12,242 And besides, there's too many things going on here anyway, this 57th Street 218 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:16,029 deal is a monstrosity and I'm telling you, if we don't break ground by the first of the year 219 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,902 - Dad. - and the city is being a total asshole on the zoning rights... 220 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,469 Dad, I got it covered. 221 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,038 I know you do. 222 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,041 What did every one of your doctors tell you to do? 223 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,608 Rest! And exercise. 224 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,959 - Exactly. - Which, to me, pick one or the other. 225 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,612 Well, this is perfect. 226 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:37,441 - You get a little vacation. - In Ireland!? 227 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,227 Oh my God! 228 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,706 What?! 229 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,012 It's like that movie! 230 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,145 - What movie? - Your favourite movie. 231 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,277 Oh my God, it's exactly you. 232 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,845 Divorced guy goes to a little town in Ireland. 233 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,979 He wasn't divorced, he worked for an oil company, he went there on 234 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:56,896 business and by the way that was not Ireland, that was Scotland! 235 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,984 Whatever, what's the difference? 236 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,463 Two totally separate countries. 237 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,596 You always said you wanted to go. - Not for real! 238 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,860 No I said it like, I'd love to go sometime, like that! 239 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,949 Well here it is. 240 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:13,086 Maybe, you know, there's some cosmic reason this call came right now, at this 241 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:17,917 moment in your life, divorce, heart attack and then out of the blue this? 242 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,704 I don't think so. 243 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,359 What's the worst that could happen? 244 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,404 - I don't want to go. - The man's dying! 245 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,353 - Hello? - Okay, I'm coming. 246 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,754 Good afternoon and welcome aboard our nonstop flight to Dublin, 247 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,540 please make yourself comfortable, as we are scheduled for take-off in the next 248 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,846 10 minutes. 249 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,606 In preparation for take-off 250 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:43,524 we ask all passengers to please take their seats. 251 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,397 - Champagne? - Sure, thank you. 252 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,399 Are you visiting Ireland for business or pleasure? 253 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,272 Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 254 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,983 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ireland. 255 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,029 Local time is 10:45. 256 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,643 The next train to depart from platform 2 will be the 1400 hours Iarnród Eireann 257 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:21,692 train to Ennis, calling at Newbridge, Monasterevin, Portarlington, Portlaoise, 258 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,044 Ballybrophy, Templemore, Thurles, Limerick and Ennis. 259 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:39,379 You wouldn't happen to Barry by any chance would you? 260 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,385 Well... 261 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:50,085 Ahhh, sure we could be brothers! 262 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,653 Welcome home. 263 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,485 - Let me take that. - Thank you. 264 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,492 Oh, you're gonna drive?! 265 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,764 Okay! 266 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,700 Is it your first time in Ireland? - Yeah, first time, never been. 267 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,137 Wonderful, wonderful. 268 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,836 It's so, so pretty. 269 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,276 Yes, yes, it is that. 270 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,844 - Unquestionably pretty. - It's very pretty. 271 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,763 You know what a place like that would go for in Manhattan? 272 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:06,422 No, no, I'm saying, you know we don't have open space like this and if 273 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,599 we did, I guarantee you somebody would put up a big high rise right in the 274 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:14,691 middle of it and then another one right next to it, a little bit higher just to piss off 275 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,781 - the people in the first one. - And why would they do that?! 276 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:24,397 No, no they wouldn't, they wouldn't do that, I was just, you know, saying that... 277 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,746 . 278 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,183 - I was only codding ye. - You what? 279 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:32,579 I was taking the piss, you know, having you on. 280 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,321 - Okay. - I was teasing you. 281 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,844 Yeah, got it. 282 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:45,244 I understood what you were saying, whilst pretending I didn't. 283 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,593 Got it. 284 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,813 Alright, funny, that's good, that's good. 285 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,859 Yeah. 286 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,211 - It is lovely. - That's all I was saying. 287 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,325 I hope you're not offended that we put you up in town. 288 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,631 No, please. 289 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,328 No, it's just, with me father the way he is. 290 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,851 Of course, don't be silly. 291 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,071 Here we are. 292 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,029 This is nice. 293 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,728 Well, this way I thought you could have a rest and, you know, settle in. 294 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,817 Yeah, it's perfect. 295 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,820 Ah well, it's not the Ritz now, you know, but you'll be comfortable enough. 296 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,604 This is just perfect. 297 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:44,825 Gorman's Funeral Directors, is that you, is that us? 298 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,740 Yes it is indeed, yeah. 299 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,785 It was me father's business. 300 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:51,701 Now it's mine, ah it's a living you know. 301 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,182 Well, not for our customers it's not! 302 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,879 No, not for them. 303 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,055 Our customers wouldn't be living... - They wouldn't, no. 304 00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,231 You wouldn't need a funeral home if you were... 305 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,233 Yeah, I got it, yeah. 306 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,759 I'm coming, I'm coming. 307 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,374 You only need to hit it once you know, we're not the bloody bells of Ballindooley! 308 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:13,462 The what?! 309 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,247 Is this him, the Yank? 310 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,423 I can hear you. 311 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,642 Welcome, welcome. 312 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,078 Thank you. 313 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:25,082 We have your room all ready for you. - Okay. 314 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,912 - And plenty of fresh towels. - Terrific. 315 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:32,089 I do hope you like it sir. 316 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,701 I'm sure it'll be just fine, thank you. 317 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,659 I'll take it from here. 318 00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:39,270 I'll collect you about half six, right? - Huh? 319 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,882 - Sorry, six thirty. - Okay. 320 00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,711 - And thank you again, really. - No problem. 321 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:55,678 I'm not one to speak ill of others, but that's a strange family you've got. 322 00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:58,202 - Really? - A sneaky lot. 323 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,161 Sneaky!? 324 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,991 He's been very nice to me so far. 325 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,776 Okay. 326 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,475 I'll show you to your room. 327 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:13,261 Okay, thank you, all right. 328 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,350 I'll get it! 329 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,960 No, no, no, please, you don't have to... 330 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:21,530 Ah! That's how it's done around here, I'll get it. 331 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,880 Oh, you'll get it. 332 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,672 . 333 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,148 Aw shit! 334 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,498 So sorry, I must have fallen asleep. 335 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:19,370 Ah not a problem, no, sure you had quite a journey. 336 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:22,722 No, no car, are you not up for a little walk? 337 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,421 - Is it far? - Ah no, not really. 338 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,858 Sure, why not? 339 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,818 - I gotta get my steps in anyway. - Your what? 340 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,516 Steps, I gotta get my steps, doctor's orders. 341 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,867 10,000 steps a day I'm supposed to get. - Jesus, 10,000! 342 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:42,132 Which sounds like a lot but I'll tell you, when I first started, you get three or 343 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,657 four just walking around the kitchen, you get three or four. 344 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,136 Here we are! 345 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:50,445 Ladies and gentlemen, listen up, listen up, hey, hey, hey! 346 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,448 Cousin Barry from America. 347 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,541 Céad míle fáilte, welcome to Ireland. 348 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,543 Welcome indeed. 349 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,545 So nice to have you here. 350 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,069 When are you going back? I've a parcel you could take back to my niece, just a 351 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:07,723 few sausages, a bit of tea bags. 352 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,986 I hear they've shite tea in America, don't they! 353 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,597 Welcome to Ireland bro. 354 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,600 Yeah welcome... This here round's on me. 355 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,950 John Wayne... 356 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:19,474 - Barry. - Okay, hi. 357 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,782 - How nice to see you. - Let him through there lads. 358 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:32,095 Dad, your great nephew Barry. 359 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,968 All the way from America. He's come to see you. 360 00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:38,711 How do you do sir? It is, it is a pleasure to meet you. 361 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,322 The pleasure is entirely mine. 362 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:46,980 A fine looking lad! 363 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:56,990 What did he say? 364 00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:01,603 Oh, he said he thought you'd be taller. 365 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,302 I'd like you to hug. 366 00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:07,783 - You know we actually did. - I did earlier on. 367 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:10,046 - When he picked me up. - But I didn't see it! 368 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,613 - Well, we did it. - Dad, come on. 369 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:15,356 - We certainly did. - I'd really like to see you hug. 370 00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:18,272 Two hugs seems like a lot for one day. 371 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,448 - Exactly. - Hug for feck sake! 372 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:30,066 Peace in me lifetime, never thought I'd live to see it. 373 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,243 Let's seal it with a drink. 374 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,290 Sláinte. 375 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,822 Here, try this. 376 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,608 It's black pudding. Blood. 377 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,435 Pig's blood. 378 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,963 Thank you. 379 00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:00,183 So you're famous American cousin Barry. 380 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,403 Famous in this room only. 381 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:05,232 - I'm Fiona. - Hello Fiona. 382 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:08,278 Famous only in this part of the room. 383 00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,976 I can see why. 384 00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:12,108 - Sorry. - Sorry? 385 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:14,241 No, I didn't mean to sound like... 386 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,112 - Cheers. - Sláinte. 387 00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:22,858 Hey, Barry, what about O'Brien's restaurant on 46th Street, do you know it? 388 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,208 - My sister's boy works there. - Oh yeah, sure. 389 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,949 So you know him then, do you? 390 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:30,692 No, not the boy, the restaurant, O'Brien's, it's very famous. 391 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:34,609 O'Brien's is known for the best steaks and chops I'm told. 392 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,567 Very good, very good, but I'll tell you something... 393 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,745 The best steak in New York is a place in Brooklyn... 394 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,703 Hey Brooklyn. 395 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,619 Just a couple of wise guys from Brooklyn. 396 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,404 That's the place. 397 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,320 Tell you what, you guys ever come to New York, I'll buy everybody a steak 398 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,193 - dinner, on me. - Oh, the big spender here. 399 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:58,720 Do you hear that everybody, cousin Barry's taking us all to his New York for a steak dinner. 400 00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:03,638 Yes? 401 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,119 Have you ever shot a man? 402 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,906 Seems like a grand lad, doesn't he? 403 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:13,169 Grand indeed. 404 00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:15,519 Are they his own teeth, would you say? 405 00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:18,479 All the way from America, he's come! 406 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,916 Jaysus, I'll be back. 407 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,179 - So it's like porridge. - Padraig. 408 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,921 - Pa-rick. - Paw-rig, Padraig. 409 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:28,924 - Rig, rig, Padraig. - Exactly. 410 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:32,406 So you work with Ciaran, do you, the funeral home? 411 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:34,103 Yeah, yeah. 412 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:38,412 You know, you're the first American I've ever met in person. 413 00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:41,154 I mean, I've seen them on the telly, you know, MTV and Bravo. 414 00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,243 - Those reality shows you know. - That's perfect. 415 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,941 You know what, because we're all exactly like that. 416 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,639 - Really!? - No, I'm kidding. 417 00:28:48,683 --> 00:28:50,380 I was having you on. 418 00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:54,123 I see the resemblance, he's got your sense of humour. 419 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,517 -. - I like your's better. 420 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,391 Help me up here would you? 421 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,179 A quick word if I may? 422 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:10,923 . 423 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:20,454 Surely you all know how delighted I am, in particular to have our guest from America. 424 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:25,676 That he should travel halfway around the world to be here with us tonight. 425 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,287 Hear, hear. 426 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,725 But you might not quite know why. 427 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,250 Why it matters to me so. 428 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,992 I don't think many among you know the story. 429 00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:39,821 Ah Da, we all know it, yeah, we do, we know it. 430 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,823 No, we don't actually. 431 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,782 I'll tell you some other time, alright. 432 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,131 Please Da, don't tell it. 433 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:47,568 Ah come on, let's hear it. 434 00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:52,791 I will tell it and you'll listen. 435 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:58,753 For this story, what's happened to my family is tragic. 436 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,756 And you need to hear it. 437 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:12,549 Many years ago, many miles and countries away from here, 438 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,682 there were two brothers. 439 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:19,382 There had been other brothers and sisters too, but poor cratures, 440 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:23,560 they all died young from disease and hunger. 441 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:30,741 And others died because, well because people can be fierce ignorant and cruel. 442 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,832 Their kind was not welcome where they lived. 443 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:37,313 In the very place they were born, their home. 444 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:43,363 In time their mother and father passed as well. 445 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:46,409 And the brothers found themselves alone. 446 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:50,022 No one in the world to care for, but each other. 447 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:56,506 So with nothing to keep them there, they set out to make a new home in America. 448 00:30:57,116 --> 00:31:01,468 For it was there that the streets were paved with gold, don't you know. 449 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:09,432 Well, they travelled days upon days, until finally they made their way here to 450 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:14,655 Ireland, where they booked passage to cross the Atlantic. 451 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,834 But before they boarded ship, they stopped in a tavern. 452 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:26,667 And it's here that the story takes a turn. 453 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,851 There was a woman! 454 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,160 Isn't there always? 455 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:45,077 Well, this one brother he was smitten. 456 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,167 So he follows her, this redhaired beauty. 457 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:54,521 And they get to talking and walking. 458 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,308 Well it come time to set sail. 459 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:04,661 There was one brother on board and the other off pursuing the young lass. 460 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:11,930 And indeed, the ship takes to sea. 461 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:22,244 And the fellow on shore shouts, "I'll catch the next ship and meet you there". 462 00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:38,957 But he didn't get the next ship or the next. 463 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:44,658 He stayed a lifetime for his heart had been claimed. 464 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:50,229 And that young man would be my grandfather. 465 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,406 But what became of his brother? 466 00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:55,321 Yeah, come on now, tell us. 467 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:57,584 Aye, there's the thing. 468 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,633 The brother made it to America all right, and it's said he stood at the docks, day 469 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:07,463 after day, awaiting his brother's arrival. 470 00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,773 But he never did arrive. 471 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:22,348 I know that my grandfather wrote letter after letter, begging, pleading with his 472 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,263 brother to come over. 473 00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:28,919 But his brother was prideful. 474 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:34,751 They wanted only to be together, but neither would budge. 475 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:40,192 And in time, the love between them soured and became something else. 476 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:46,415 Disappointment, then anger and in the end, disdain. 477 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:54,119 They never again met, never again spoke, nor did their children or their 478 00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:56,338 children's children. 479 00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,994 And thus, it has remained. 480 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:12,441 Until today, when the children of their children's children come together at last. 481 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:21,320 It's mighty easy to fall out, but the weight of carrying it forward is not easy at all. 482 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:29,676 So what's happened here tonight is a far trickier thing, a far bigger thing. 483 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,460 Aw shit! 484 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,203 We're all the same, aren't we? 485 00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:39,990 Just as we're the same from whence we've all come. 486 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,951 Wait... 487 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:47,346 Does that mean we're all Jews then?! 488 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,522 I don't know, who cares! 489 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,824 ♪ There's a tear in your eye and I'm wondering why 490 00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:35,002 ♪ That it ever should be there at all 491 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:40,529 ♪ With such power in your smile sure a stone you'd beguile 492 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:44,490 ♪ And there's never a teardrop should fall 493 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:51,453 - ♪ When your sweet lilting laughter's like some fairy song 494 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:55,588 ♪ And your eyes twinkle bright as can be 495 00:35:56,110 --> 00:36:02,072 ♪ You should laugh all the while and all other times smile 496 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:07,774 ♪ And now smile a smile for me 497 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:18,437 ♪ When Irish eyes are smiling, sure it'’s like a morn in Spring 498 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:28,098 ♪ In the lilt of Irish laughter, you can hear the angels sing 499 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:33,408 ♪ When Irish hearts are happy... 500 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:37,456 ♪ all the world seems bright and gay 501 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:40,415 I love it here so much! 502 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:55,604 - ♪ ...when Irish eyes are smiling, sure they steal your heart away ♪ 503 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:24,242 You came on a good day, we play a charity game on Saturdays. 504 00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,679 It's all very friendly. 505 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,812 Yeah, it's quite nice. 506 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:31,640 It's Gaelic football, a little different. 507 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,774 So it's like half soccer and half rugby? 508 00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,603 Eh, a bit of basketball... 509 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:40,127 Oooohhh! 510 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,824 - And wrestling. - Yeah! 511 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,263 Come on! 512 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,705 That's the family we're playing for this weekend. 513 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,709 She lost her husband a few months back. 514 00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,928 She's raising her children on her own now. 515 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:00,930 Can't be easy. 516 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:03,542 That's what I tell my daughter, she's got a six month old. 517 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:08,198 She's raising him herself, which is... - Ah, tough. 518 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,859 Are you all right? Do you need to go... 519 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,166 I was getting my steps in. 520 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:22,125 One forward, one back. 521 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,999 I can stop. 522 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:30,090 But what about you, you never wanted kids yourself? 523 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:33,528 Me? I suppose I did. 524 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:39,752 But marriage wasn't really meant for me. 525 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,884 Nor me wife for that matter! 526 00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,321 Ah, I didn't realize that. 527 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,453 Sorry. 528 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:50,850 Whatever it was she was looking for in a man, she evidently hadn't found it in me. 529 00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:53,287 Three years, start to finish. 530 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,072 You know what, at least you found out early. 531 00:38:56,116 --> 00:39:00,076 I was married 37 years before that was made clear to me. 532 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,077 What!? 533 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,210 Hang on a sec. 534 00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,125 Whoa! 535 00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:09,347 Oh, it's better than steps. 536 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,349 No kidding! 537 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:19,400 Holy shit! 538 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,011 This is just spectacular. 539 00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,144 You know that right? 540 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:25,537 I do indeed. 541 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,365 - Do you see right over there? - Yeah, yeah. 542 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:31,281 That's where I always meant to put in a nice little wooden dock. 543 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:33,414 - Nice. - Yeah, nothing fancy. 544 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:40,856 Just somewhere to sit, take tea, as I watch the sun set over the water. 545 00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:44,033 That sounds like the life for me. 546 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,646 Would it not be a bit uneventful for you? 547 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,125 Are you kidding!? 548 00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:05,185 Nah, I could totally do this. Yeah. 549 00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:07,753 - You're a natural. - I am. 550 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:11,017 So let me get this straight. 551 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:13,976 Your great grandfather, he comes here with nothing. 552 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:19,025 And somehow he manages to buy this piece of prime real estate? 553 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,330 Mm-hmm. 554 00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:22,376 How smart were those old guys! 555 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,204 But let me tell you precisely. 556 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:30,471 He got them to draw the boundary of the land a few feet short of the shore. 557 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:34,475 That way he didn't have to pay for the most expensive bit, but he could 558 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:37,217 still look on it for free. 559 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,523 Wow! 560 00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:42,396 - Yep. - We come from clever men. 561 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,225 That we do. 562 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:52,754 You see the secret is to hit the tea just off the boil. 563 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:55,017 Ah, okay. 564 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:57,367 So that's what I've been doing wrong. 565 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,282 I think I've been lingering. 566 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,155 Ye-llo. 567 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:05,375 Ah, Padraig me boy. What's going on? 568 00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:13,383 No, no, you tell Mrs. Gaffigan that that was the suit that Mr. Gaffigan specifically 569 00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:15,777 requested to be buried in! 570 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:19,128 - Run that up to me da will ye? - Sure, sure. 571 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:25,134 No, we are not going to open the casket again just to change his suit! 572 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,397 Look, listen to me... 573 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:31,358 It's cousin Barry. 574 00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,928 Ciaran! Ciaran! 575 00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:51,378 I'm so sorry. 576 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:57,732 Could you give me a minute? 577 00:41:57,776 --> 00:42:00,126 Yeah, sure, sure. 578 00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:25,238 . 579 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:53,005 Be thankful that the good Lord granted Fergus such a rich and full life. 580 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,618 Till the American arrives, and he's dead within 12 hours. 581 00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:00,055 It's the grief talking. 582 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:06,496 Let us remember these words written years ago, but surely could be spoke by 583 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,498 dear Fergus himself. 584 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,502 - Death... -. 585 00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:14,679 ..is nothing. 586 00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:18,160 - Everything remains... -. 587 00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,858 ..as it was. 588 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,904 Whatever we were to each other... 589 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:27,213 ..that we are still. 590 00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,608 Laugh as we always laugh. 591 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,001 - Play... -. 592 00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:36,701 ..smile, think of me. 593 00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:38,659 Pray for me. 594 00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:43,142 Let my name be ever the household word it always was. 595 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:48,408 Remember, let it be spoken without effort. 596 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:53,152 I am but waiting for you somewhere very near... 597 00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:55,589 -. - ..just around the corner. 598 00:43:56,155 --> 00:44:01,813 How we shall laugh at the trouble of parting, when we meet again. 599 00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:04,424 . 600 00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:06,165 Bloody hell! 601 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:57,564 No, no, it's, I'm from Brooklyn, in New York. 602 00:44:57,607 --> 00:45:00,088 How you doing? I'm from Brooklyn. 603 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:03,396 No, you haven't got it. 604 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,355 - Jesus! - Exactly. 605 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:09,228 Your father left half of everything to Barry?! 606 00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:11,534 - Who he just met. - Uh huh. 607 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:14,450 Half the house and half the land? 608 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:16,104 That's... 609 00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:18,759 - That's beautiful. - Beautiful?! 610 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:24,417 Sure, correcting the injustice of years ago, making the Americans whole, it's... 611 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,333 - It's lovely. - It's bollocks is what it is. 612 00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:31,163 Does that look like my father's writing? - It does, yeah. 613 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,817 My arse! 614 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,688 Thanks for coming. 615 00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,824 - That's the Yank for sure! - What?! 616 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,435 No, how would he even go about... 617 00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:44,219 And he was in me da's room alone. 618 00:45:44,263 --> 00:45:46,961 Go on, how long was he in there? - Long enough to scribble that! 619 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,746 Ah, would you listen to you now?! 620 00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,312 I tell you something else. 621 00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:52,401 God forgive me for saying this out loud. 622 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:58,799 But who's to say that my da wasn't still alive when Barry entered the room? 623 00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:01,323 - Would you stop now! - I'm serious. 624 00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:07,721 Goes into the room, nobody's looking, he takes the pillow... 625 00:46:08,635 --> 00:46:12,030 Now you're talking utter bollox! - Ah, am I though? 626 00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:14,989 What's going on here then? 627 00:46:15,033 --> 00:46:17,949 Ciaran thinks cousin Barry killed his father! 628 00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,689 Hey, read that. 629 00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:27,045 Aw, that's lovely! 630 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,786 Lovely?! 631 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:32,267 The pair of ye. 632 00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:35,967 Maybe your dad did you a favour? 633 00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:38,012 He's unburdened ye. 634 00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:41,537 Because all the time I know you, you've been waiting to get rid of this place. 635 00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:46,238 Maybe... but not to go to him! 636 00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:51,069 A rich American who's gonna buy ya'll a steak dinner. 637 00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:53,332 Well, I don't think he said "ya'll". 638 00:46:55,769 --> 00:47:00,382 Do you not find it the least bit curious that he shows up in Ireland 639 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:03,211 precisely when he stands to benefit? 640 00:47:03,255 --> 00:47:05,083 But you invited him! 641 00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:07,433 Okay. 642 00:47:08,782 --> 00:47:12,655 But why did he say yes so quickly? Answer me that. 643 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:14,048 You can't can you? 644 00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:17,138 Look, you have had a difficult few days. 645 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,880 And we all sometimes say things we don't mean. 646 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:24,058 And you can tell me to mind my own business if you like, but I think you owe 647 00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:26,234 your cousin an apology. 648 00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:28,889 - An apology? - An apology. 649 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:32,066 That crack at the cemetery was a bit harsh. 650 00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:33,459 It was... 651 00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:35,853 I'm just sayin'. 652 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,725 . 653 00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:07,972 Listen, I just wanted to apologise for what I said in the cemetery. 654 00:48:08,015 --> 00:48:09,495 Ah, come on. 655 00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:13,847 - No, it was out of order. - No explanation necessary. 656 00:48:14,369 --> 00:48:20,636 I lost my own father 34 years ago and I will tell you, I still miss him every day. 657 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,508 Every single day. 658 00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:26,512 Can I get you a drink? 659 00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:28,818 Yeah, why not? 660 00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:39,351 - Very nicely done. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 661 00:48:43,877 --> 00:48:45,096 Here you go. 662 00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,836 - Cheers. - Cheers. 663 00:48:53,539 --> 00:48:55,889 - And about the will? - What? 664 00:48:55,933 --> 00:49:00,415 You need to tell him about the will, it's what your da wanted. 665 00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:04,854 All right, I suppose I'll have to. 666 00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:06,813 When? 667 00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:11,296 - I beg your pardon? - Well if it were me I'd tell him today. 668 00:49:11,339 --> 00:49:12,906 Get it done with. 669 00:49:13,124 --> 00:49:14,952 The nerve of her, huh! 670 00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,738 Well I kind of think she's right. 671 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:23,612 Jesus... the pair of ye! 672 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,355 All right, all right, I'll tell him today. 673 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:29,009 Good for you. 674 00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:32,534 Would it be all right if I went to the loo first? 675 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:35,407 Or would you like to schedule that for me as well?! 676 00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:38,932 ...persecution. 677 00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:41,500 Bloody hell! 678 00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:20,452 What you know now about Gaelic football could be written on the back of a stamp. 679 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:32,029 Just a shock, he looked so well. 680 00:50:33,726 --> 00:50:35,858 Just let that settle for a minute. 681 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,817 I'd like a quiet word. 682 00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:39,819 Excuse me. 683 00:50:42,213 --> 00:50:44,606 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 684 00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:51,831 I just wanted you to know that my father was very fond of you. 685 00:50:52,658 --> 00:50:55,095 My American boy, he called you. 686 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:58,925 Ah well, I didn't know him long. 687 00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,318 No, you didn't. 688 00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:03,625 But my goodness, what a special guy he was. 689 00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:07,325 I feel, I feel lucky to have gotten to meet him. 690 00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:12,547 Anyway, as you know, it was my father's dying wish to make things right. 691 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:15,159 Bring the family back together again. - Right. 692 00:51:15,202 --> 00:51:21,643 And it was in that spirit that he made some very specific requests of his 693 00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:25,169 estate and his property and of you. 694 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,387 Me? 695 00:51:28,302 --> 00:51:34,352 It would honour my father and my family, if you would accept this. 696 00:51:40,184 --> 00:51:41,359 A pipe? 697 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:42,969 Oh, his favourite pipe. 698 00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:46,581 He sucked on that yoke for 30 years or more. 699 00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:53,110 Seriously, it's very thoughtful, I don't, I don't smoke. 700 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,808 He insisted you have it, picked it out special! 701 00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:59,028 Something for him to remember me by, he said. 702 00:51:59,072 --> 00:52:04,730 It would honour him and myself, if you would accept this. 703 00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:09,778 Well, thank you. 704 00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:15,436 Of course, unless you'd rather have something else? 705 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,266 - Like his diary or an old shirt. - No, no. 706 00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:20,876 The kettle? 707 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,791 He loved that kettle. 708 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,230 This is just beautiful. 709 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:29,189 This -- it's very considerate. 710 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:33,367 You know what, I'm going to put it on my desk back home and use it like a 711 00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,543 - paperweight or something. - Grand! 712 00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:39,330 Well if you could just sign at the top, date here and initial here, here and here. 713 00:52:39,373 --> 00:52:40,983 What?! 714 00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:43,116 Well it just says that you've taken ownership of the pipe. 715 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:49,209 You want me to sign a document stipulating I'm inheriting a pipe? 716 00:52:49,253 --> 00:52:53,909 Yeah, it's for your own protection really, you know, what with customs and 717 00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:56,434 international travel and everything. 718 00:52:57,913 --> 00:53:00,089 Feels a little bit excessive, don't you think? 719 00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:01,743 - It's just a pipe! - That's what I'm saying. 720 00:53:01,787 --> 00:53:03,571 - It's just a pipe. - It's just a pipe. 721 00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:06,008 - Well then just sign here! - With all due respect. 722 00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:10,143 The one thing my father taught me, never sign anything until it's reviewed by 723 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,189 - outside counsel. - Oh, right. 724 00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:13,494 - Just to be safe. - Of course. 725 00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:15,931 - Always. - No, no, I understand. 726 00:53:15,975 --> 00:53:19,239 We'll just have to wait on the pipe. - I think maybe that's best. 727 00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:23,722 Perhaps it was a bit soon to be discussing such things. 728 00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:26,725 - Perhaps. - I apologise. 729 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:34,646 Why don't you hold on to the pipe, you know, you can get used to it, 730 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,343 the feel of it and all, okay? 731 00:53:36,387 --> 00:53:37,997 Sure?! 732 00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:41,000 Sneaky, feckin' bastard. 733 00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:51,445 - Hi. - Hey. 734 00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:53,142 Not on your way in for a nightcap are you? 735 00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:56,494 No, no, I think I've had more than my fair share today. 736 00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:58,452 No, I was just getting my steps in. 737 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:01,281 Okay, come, I'll walk with you. 738 00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:02,935 Make sure you're safe. 739 00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:05,894 - No, no,you don't have to... - I'm just walking to my car. 740 00:54:05,938 --> 00:54:07,679 Oh! Okay. 741 00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:14,468 - Sorry. - Sorry? 742 00:54:14,512 --> 00:54:16,035 I didn't mean to overstep. 743 00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:17,993 You didn't. 744 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:20,996 Okay, no, just because the way you looked at me, I just thought maybe I... 745 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,304 I was smiling, because that was sweet. 746 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:25,653 Okay. 747 00:54:25,697 --> 00:54:28,308 I'll tell you if you overstep. 748 00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:30,963 - I'm not shy. - Got it. 749 00:54:31,616 --> 00:54:33,661 Are you carrying a firearm in there? 750 00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:36,664 No, you know what that is, it's a pipe. 751 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,492 That's Fergus' pipe. 752 00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,146 Ciaran gave it to me. 753 00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:42,627 That's lovely. 754 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,195 And you sorted everything out with him, did you? 755 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:47,893 About the other matter? 756 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:50,809 What other matter? 757 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:54,595 Did Ciaran not discuss anything else with you? 758 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,772 That motherfucker! 759 00:54:57,816 --> 00:55:00,297 Can you believe the balls on this guy?! 760 00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:05,867 So not only is he screwing you, he controverts his father's dying wish? 761 00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:08,174 Yeah, which by the way, how about that? 762 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:12,526 The old man changes his will, leaves half of everything to me? 763 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:13,614 Unbelievable! 764 00:55:13,658 --> 00:55:14,920 It's unbelievable. 765 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:17,357 Wait, how did you find out, who told you? 766 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,663 This woman Fiona. 767 00:55:18,706 --> 00:55:20,055 And is Fiona 768 00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:21,405 the town crazy person? 769 00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,232 No, she's very sweet 770 00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:24,364 and very pretty. 771 00:55:24,408 --> 00:55:25,670 - Really? - Yes. 772 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:27,149 And unless I am misreading 773 00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:30,457 this entirely, she's quite taken with your father. 774 00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:32,329 Get out of here! 775 00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:37,377 Look at you, there two days, you got a girl and lakefront property. 776 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:38,857 Haha, first of all, 777 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:41,947 she's a child, she's like your age and second of all, 778 00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,775 you know I'm not going to take the property, right? 779 00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:46,081 Why not? I mean legally it's half yours. 780 00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:48,823 - I know, but... - But what are you going to do with it? 781 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:51,217 Exactly. Although... 782 00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:53,350 Why should this asshole keep your half? 783 00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:54,786 - Right? - The prick! 784 00:55:54,829 --> 00:55:57,528 - Can you imagine... - Such a beautiful property too. 785 00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:01,793 I sent you those pictures, right? - Incredible, the view. 786 00:56:03,055 --> 00:56:04,404 - Ooh! - What? 787 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,580 - Ooh! - What? 788 00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:08,277 Okay, I want you to look something up for me. 789 00:56:08,321 --> 00:56:09,366 Shoot. 790 00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:20,072 You said he'd be here at eleven sharp. 791 00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:22,161 It's not yet eleven. 792 00:56:22,204 --> 00:56:24,772 You also said he'd be here yesterday. 793 00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:27,993 He was feeling poorly yesterday, so... 794 00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:30,387 - And you believe that did ye? - And why wouldn't I not? 795 00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:34,782 - Because I don't trust the man. - I understand that, but... 796 00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:37,045 - Good morning gentlemen. - Good morning to you... 797 00:56:37,089 --> 00:56:40,745 Now you behave yourself. How are you doing today? 798 00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:43,356 Very well indeed. Morning Ciaran. 799 00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:48,753 Well gentlemen, I think we're aware we've got a bit of a tricky knot to 800 00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:51,669 - untangle here. - Let me make this easy for everyone. 801 00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:55,673 I'm not gonna take anything, this is your home. 802 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,505 But you don't want your half? 803 00:57:01,548 --> 00:57:02,767 Nah. 804 00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:05,073 The cottage, the land? 805 00:57:05,770 --> 00:57:11,558 No, you know what, I'm genuinely touched by your father's generosity, truly 806 00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:17,738 I am and I love what he was trying to do, but I can't accept this, it's not right. 807 00:57:17,782 --> 00:57:21,220 You stay here, you enjoy your home as you always have. 808 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,266 Are you sure about this now? 809 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:29,271 And you'd sign a legal document to that effect? 810 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,840 Oh yeah, wherever you want, show me where. 811 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:37,149 - There. - Here we go, no questions asked. 812 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:42,589 Okay? 813 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:46,898 Well, I feel like a proper eejit now. 814 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:48,682 Not at all. 815 00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:51,424 I was gonna come clean, I was. 816 00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:57,125 Well, I'd just lost me da and I was... 817 00:57:58,431 --> 00:57:59,998 - He was hurt. - You were hurt. 818 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:03,958 Exactly, I was hurt and there you are... 819 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:09,094 And we hardly know you and me father gives you... 820 00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:11,662 Hey, please, I'd have felt the same way. 821 00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:14,447 - Really? - Absolutely. 822 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:22,281 Didn't I tell you he was a good man! 823 00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:25,284 That he is, that he is. 824 00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,373 - Sláinte. - Sláinte. 825 00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:36,295 Ah, well I'll be off. 826 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,689 - Thanks Seamus. - Thank you. 827 00:58:38,732 --> 00:58:41,430 I'm glad things have turned out the way they have. 828 00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:46,044 Hats off to you cousin Barry, you're a better man than I am. 829 00:58:46,087 --> 00:58:48,612 Ah come on, not at all, not at all. 830 00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:51,745 I feel kinda like now ye have to take it. 831 00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:53,791 - All right I will. - What!? 832 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:56,794 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I was having one on ye. 833 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,362 That was a good one. 834 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,888 But I hope you know that you're always welcome. 835 00:59:04,802 --> 00:59:06,107 Any time. 836 00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:08,153 I may just take you up on that. 837 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:11,896 - It sure is lovely here. - Ah, that it is. 838 00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:18,163 Which is why I decided to build here. 839 00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,165 Huh?! 840 00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:21,775 You can't... 841 00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:25,126 No, no, no, no, not here, there. 842 00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:30,479 Remember how you told me your great grandfather never bought those last few 843 00:59:30,523 --> 00:59:33,178 feet, well guess what? I did! 844 00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:35,397 Yeah. 845 00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:40,141 Great, just bring it on down, good, we're right by the water, as close as you can. 846 00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:43,884 Straight ahead, thank you, Malachy, Deacon, beautiful. 847 00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:46,408 Nice fellas. 848 00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:52,023 Yeah, yes, I'm thinking of putting in a nice wooden dock right around there. 849 00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:58,464 Nothing fancy, just a nice spot to take my tea and watch the sun set over the 850 00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:04,296 water and maybe a wall, like a wall, nice and high, to protect my view. 851 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,038 Keep out the riff-raff. 852 01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:09,606 Sláinte. 853 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,219 You dirty... 854 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:18,658 How is he building on my feckin' land? 855 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:24,533 I assure you he's not building, he's just moving dirt round or something. 856 01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:25,796 Oh, okay. 857 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,145 And can he do that? 858 01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:31,279 If it's his land he can. Is it his land? 859 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:34,152 Then he can. 860 01:00:34,195 --> 01:00:36,241 It just doesn't seem right. 861 01:00:36,284 --> 01:00:41,072 Does it seem right to you, huh, that he can come in here, a foreigner, huh, 862 01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:48,688 and feck around with our land and our way of life and, and cause all this, this, 863 01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,211 - this... - Acrimony. 864 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,213 - No, no, this, this... - Rancour. 865 01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:55,086 Not rancour as much as... 866 01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:56,827 Malevolence. 867 01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:58,567 - Emnity? - Whatever! 868 01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:01,222 There has to be a law against it. 869 01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:04,008 Ah, you mean the anti-rancour and acrimony statute? 870 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:06,488 - Yes! - No. 871 01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:12,799 What about for being an arsehole huh? 872 01:01:12,843 --> 01:01:14,671 There must be a law against that! 873 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:20,981 I seem to recall we have something to that effect. 874 01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:31,035 Yes, yes we do. 875 01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:40,392 Yeah, yeah, I like this. 876 01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,701 Hey kid, Malachy. 877 01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:47,965 Come here. 878 01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:52,012 I think I might be wrong, let's go higher, like 20%. 879 01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:53,710 - You'll figure that out? - Sure. 880 01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:58,758 And wider too, 50 feet that way and again the same that way. 881 01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,282 - Okay, so 100 feet... - You got it boss! 882 01:02:01,326 --> 01:02:03,197 - Yeah. - You got it, wait a second. 883 01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:06,679 See this? You finish ahead of schedule... 884 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,943 - You get the other half. - Right you are. 885 01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:11,292 - I'll hold it. - Where's my half? 886 01:02:11,336 --> 01:02:13,251 - Not in front of the American. - Give me my 20! 887 01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:22,651 Alright, alright, let's cease and desist on all the work. 888 01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:25,480 Whoa, whoa, wait a second, what seems to be the problem? 889 01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:29,658 The problem is, is that this construction started without proper permits. 890 01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,225 Oh, I beg to differ. 891 01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:35,708 These were filed yesterday and valid as of this morning. 892 01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:40,800 - How'd you get this? - How? 893 01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:42,671 These take years to get! 894 01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:45,109 Yeah, well, I made some calls. 895 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:49,896 Well, be that as it may, I'm sorry to say that we have a serious violation of 896 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:52,203 local ordinances. 897 01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,509 Oh, is that right? 898 01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:58,339 Of several ordinances actually. - Really? 899 01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:00,864 Which ones? 900 01:03:01,386 --> 01:03:03,170 - Which ordinances? - Mm-hmm. 901 01:03:03,214 --> 01:03:06,608 - Or which violations? - Your call. 902 01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:11,744 Well, I have a full list if you care to... - I care to. 903 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:18,925 Well, do you know what, the list itself is back in the station. 904 01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,579 Oh, that's unfortunate. 905 01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:23,277 I can go and retrieve it if you'd like? - I would like. 906 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:27,891 Well... yeah. 907 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,284 I'll go and retrieve it then. 908 01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:38,249 Not so much as a hammer raised until this is resolved. 909 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:55,570 . 910 01:04:05,711 --> 01:04:10,890 I knew he can be stubborn and childish, Ciaran, but to involve the guards!? 911 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:13,066 It t'was a low blow alright. 912 01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:16,940 Violation of local ordinances, we can all make up fancy words. 913 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:19,203 Hey, were we talking with you? 914 01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:22,946 Your Honor, my client is totally innocent of the alleged infractions. 915 01:04:22,989 --> 01:04:25,078 I've got your infraction, right here! 916 01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:29,561 You should be ashamed of yourself, defiling our natural beauty like that, shame. 917 01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:34,348 Ah lay off him Cooney, fair play as I see it, after what your man Ciaran did to him?! 918 01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:38,613 Ahh, everyone knows you've had it in for that family, ever since your wife's 919 01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:42,182 funeral when he made her look like a powdered Beagle! 920 01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:44,706 Well she was no oil painting to start with, you know. 921 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,361 Come over here and say that to my face, Martin Cooney! 922 01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,276 I wouldn't waste the journey! 923 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,670 If I was 20 years younger, I swear... 924 01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:54,673 We're the same age ye daft looner ye! 925 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,458 Looks like you're now famous outside this room as well! 926 01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,504 Apparently. 927 01:04:59,547 --> 01:05:03,116 I hope you'll be the mature one now and not let this escalate any further. 928 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,205 Me?! What makes you think that I would ever... 929 01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:11,908 Mother of Jesus! 930 01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:13,822 Jesus Christ! 931 01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:15,999 What the fuckin' Jesus... 932 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:18,915 I came in to give the floor a final once over, I turned on the light and I see... 933 01:05:20,525 --> 01:05:22,048 Oh look what they've done to the floors! 934 01:05:22,353 --> 01:05:24,616 There's shit all over the place. 935 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,835 How did they get in here in the first place? 936 01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:55,516 Bless all... apart from the fucking Yanks! 937 01:05:58,563 --> 01:06:00,521 Want to play games with me pal? 938 01:06:00,565 --> 01:06:04,221 Bring it on! Bring it on! 939 01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:07,441 Picked the wrong Irishman to mess with! 940 01:06:38,516 --> 01:06:41,649 I got plenty of towels, thank you. 941 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,957 Oh my God. 942 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:51,485 I say, thank you, I have plenty of... 943 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,053 - Truce. - Huh? 944 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,446 Truce. 945 01:06:55,489 --> 01:06:57,100 What fuckin' truce?! 946 01:06:57,752 --> 01:07:00,407 - What do you mean truce? - I mean enough. 947 01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:03,541 What are we doing, huh? 948 01:07:04,281 --> 01:07:09,460 I mean, this is precisely what my father was trying to bring to an end... 949 01:07:09,721 --> 01:07:11,201 And look at us. 950 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,594 We're as bad as the rest of them. 951 01:07:16,771 --> 01:07:18,077 Can I come in? 952 01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:19,296 No! 953 01:07:19,948 --> 01:07:21,689 All right, fair enough. 954 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,606 Well, I just want to tell you that... 955 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,304 Okay, come in. 956 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:29,393 Just come in. 957 01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:41,448 In honour of my father and your father, and all the fathers before, 958 01:07:41,492 --> 01:07:46,062 what do you say we bring an end to this now? 959 01:07:46,888 --> 01:07:50,501 No, I know, I know, I know, I was the one that started it all with you. 960 01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:53,330 And for that I truly apologise. 961 01:07:53,678 --> 01:07:56,463 It wasn't big and it wasn't clever. 962 01:07:56,507 --> 01:08:03,340 So I get why you struck back at me and I struck back at you and you struck 963 01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:05,429 back at me again. 964 01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:10,695 But on and on it goes, towards what? 965 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,567 What good can come of it? 966 01:08:17,745 --> 01:08:21,749 Are you playing with me right now? - No, no, no, no, I'm not, no. 967 01:08:21,793 --> 01:08:23,403 God, no. 968 01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,973 Okay. 969 01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:30,149 Okay? 970 01:08:30,193 --> 01:08:32,891 I'm saying yeah, you're right. 971 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,808 We can do better. 972 01:08:38,244 --> 01:08:39,985 Ahhhh... 973 01:08:43,162 --> 01:08:44,163 Good man. 974 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:46,122 - Done. - Right. 975 01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:51,039 I must say that that bit with the sheep, that was very good. 976 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:54,478 Thank you... man, those are some filthy creatures! 977 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:58,656 Ah Barry, we're all filthy creatures. 978 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,144 Huh! 979 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:22,680 Hmm. 980 01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:26,597 What, did you change your mind already? 981 01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:31,341 I brought you some fresh towels. 982 01:09:31,384 --> 01:09:34,213 Oh, that's okay, I've got plenty of towels. 983 01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:36,172 I've already brought them! 984 01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:38,609 Okay, thank you. 985 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,786 Thank you. 986 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:48,488 You know, there's only so many towels a person can have. 987 01:09:49,837 --> 01:09:51,187 Can I come in? 988 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,493 Huh? Yes, sure, of course. 989 01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:58,411 Okay, look, this nonsense has got to stop, yourself and Ciaran are like a pair 990 01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:01,588 of eejits, you're embarrassing yourselves, you're embarrassing the 991 01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,286 town, and someone's gonna get hurt. 992 01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:04,939 I'm not saying you're entirely to blame... 993 01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:06,854 I already had this conversation. - Hmm? 994 01:10:06,898 --> 01:10:08,987 - He was just here. - Ciaran, when? 995 01:10:09,030 --> 01:10:12,164 Like a minute ago, and we called a truce. 996 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,513 - You did? - Yes. 997 01:10:13,557 --> 01:10:15,341 We agreed no more fighting, no more quarrelling... 998 01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:17,909 That's great, that is wonderful news. 999 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,606 Good for you. 1000 01:10:19,650 --> 01:10:23,219 Yeah, we decided we're going to appeal to our better angels. 1001 01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:26,091 I'm not sure I have better angels, but... 1002 01:10:26,134 --> 01:10:27,397 Oh, I think you do. 1003 01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:29,529 I've just seen them. 1004 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,926 - Ah shit are we gonna kiss now? - What? 1005 01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:36,884 Because, you know what, it's been a very long time for me. 1006 01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:40,497 I'm in pyjamas, which is not at all... - I wasn't going to kiss you. 1007 01:10:41,193 --> 01:10:45,545 You weren't. Okay, well, that's embarrassing. 1008 01:10:45,589 --> 01:10:47,068 You Americans! 1009 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,376 To be fair, I don't know that's an American thing really, so much as, 1010 01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:53,205 - you know, most men. - Okay. Okay. 1011 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:59,211 Look, I just -- I'm glad that you've both come to your senses. 1012 01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:01,561 I'm proud of you. 1013 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,302 Thank you. 1014 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:04,825 Can I give you a hug? 1015 01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:07,611 Or will that confuse you further? 1016 01:11:07,654 --> 01:11:11,092 No, it won't confuse me, I can handle a hug. 1017 01:11:15,445 --> 01:11:18,622 Oh the cagey fucker! 1018 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:21,538 I hope now I didn't overstep. 1019 01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:23,670 No, no, no, very glad you came. 1020 01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:28,327 Well, well, well, isn't this lovely and cosy? 1021 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:29,894 This is not what you think. 1022 01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:32,331 Was this your plan all along, huh? - No, no, no. 1023 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:35,378 - To sleep with my ex wife? - Not at all... wait, what?! 1024 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:37,205 And you think that will break me? 1025 01:11:37,249 --> 01:11:39,077 Stop talking shite. 1026 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,774 Nobody slept with anybody. 1027 01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:42,907 Wait, wait, go back, go back, what do you mean your ex wife? 1028 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,779 Wait a sec, that's who you were married to! 1029 01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:48,042 - What's that supposed to mean? - Like you didn't know! 1030 01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:49,609 How the hell would I know that? 1031 01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:51,045 - I didn't tell him. - Why not? 1032 01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:53,134 - Why would I? - How would you not tell me that? 1033 01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:55,093 It's ancient history! 1034 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,792 There's like 12 people in the whole town. 1035 01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:02,579 You didn't think it was worth mentioning that the guy you married is the one guy I know? 1036 01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:06,539 I'm not in the habit of talking about my business to people I've just met. 1037 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,715 And that way you can play him against me. 1038 01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:10,717 I'm not playing anybody! 1039 01:12:10,761 --> 01:12:12,719 Wait a sec, is that what that was? 1040 01:12:12,763 --> 01:12:14,547 Is that what what was? 1041 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:16,593 - The flirting. - I wasn't flirting. 1042 01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:20,727 Jesus Christ would you stop flattering yourself. 1043 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:22,947 You're old enough to be my father. 1044 01:12:23,513 --> 01:12:24,949 Younger than him! 1045 01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,081 Well you wouldn't think it to watch him exercise. 1046 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:30,084 A proper stroke I thought he was having... 1047 01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:31,738 Oh, oh, oh! 1048 01:12:31,782 --> 01:12:33,653 I didn't ever make that sound. 1049 01:12:33,697 --> 01:12:38,615 Okay, wait a second, how do I know this wasn't all part of your plan? 1050 01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:40,312 - What plan? - Okay, see now it makes sense. 1051 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,532 What makes sense? 1052 01:12:42,575 --> 01:12:46,797 You send in your ex to double team me and that way you can work me from both sides. 1053 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:50,714 Oh I hope you stop all this and give Ciaran his land back. 1054 01:12:50,757 --> 01:12:52,890 Okay, I got it now. 1055 01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:58,983 I was the one that told him to stop being an arse and do the right thing by you. 1056 01:13:00,288 --> 01:13:01,551 She did, actually. 1057 01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:04,945 Okay, so maybe the last part was wrong, but you know what... 1058 01:13:04,989 --> 01:13:07,644 - I wonder why? - Why what? 1059 01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:11,952 Why were you so concerned that he gets his half of the property, huh? 1060 01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:16,870 Do you know that she has a vested interest in this particular piece of land? 1061 01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:19,830 - Oh, for fuck sake! - What, what, what? 1062 01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:25,488 Tell him, how you might stand to benefit if the land was broken up between us. 1063 01:13:25,531 --> 01:13:28,404 You are such an enormous arsehole! 1064 01:13:28,665 --> 01:13:32,190 When my great grandfather bought the land, remember you commented on 1065 01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:33,931 how clever he was? 1066 01:13:34,845 --> 01:13:36,934 Do you know who he bought it from? 1067 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:41,373 - Would you care to guess? - No. 1068 01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:43,680 Ah go on, go on, have a guess, have a guess. 1069 01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:46,944 - I don't... - Have a guess go on! 1070 01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,511 Just fucking tell me. 1071 01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:51,731 Her great, great grandfather. 1072 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,168 Really? 1073 01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,606 It happened a thousand years ago. 1074 01:13:56,649 --> 01:13:58,172 Who gives a shit what happened then? 1075 01:13:58,216 --> 01:14:00,261 Well it certainly didn't help our marriage. 1076 01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:04,527 Oh no, you didn't help our marriage, let me let you in on a little secret. 1077 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:09,053 Our marriage didn't end because of a stupid story about a stupid piece of land. 1078 01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:13,753 Our marriage ended because you are petty and spiteful and angry at 1079 01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:19,367 everyone but yourself, for whatever the fuck it is you think the world owes you! 1080 01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:23,546 I tell you what, you can both take the land and the house and shove them both 1081 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,244 up both your asses for all I care! 1082 01:14:36,428 --> 01:14:38,343 I don't think I'm petty. 1083 01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:44,610 I was serious before, I really wanted to make peace with you. 1084 01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:45,872 Oh, me too. 1085 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:47,700 Swords into ploughshares and all that. 1086 01:14:47,744 --> 01:14:49,572 Yeah, same here. 1087 01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:50,921 But now... 1088 01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:55,403 You're going to be a sorry man you ever set foot in Ireland. 1089 01:14:55,447 --> 01:14:57,449 Oh, I already am. 1090 01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:00,757 But if you think I'm leaving now? Fat chance of that. 1091 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,411 Oh, big city boy. 1092 01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,805 Very clever, huh? 1093 01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:08,068 You may have met your match. 1094 01:15:08,112 --> 01:15:10,680 I may have, but it sure as hell ain't you! 1095 01:15:10,723 --> 01:15:12,682 Well, we'll see about that. 1096 01:15:12,725 --> 01:15:14,684 Oh yeah, we will see about that. 1097 01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:18,905 Did I tell you, they're a sneaky lot. 1098 01:15:19,427 --> 01:15:20,777 Yeah. 1099 01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:28,959 - Good man yourself. - Shame! 1100 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:38,621 Maybe the worst parking ever! 1101 01:15:38,664 --> 01:15:40,405 All right, up against car please. 1102 01:15:40,971 --> 01:15:42,581 What are you doing? 1103 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,104 Hands behind your back. 1104 01:15:44,148 --> 01:15:47,499 I didn't steal the sheep, I borrowed them. 1105 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:48,718 Off who? 1106 01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:50,458 Off from whoever's sheep they were. 1107 01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:51,851 Uh hmm. 1108 01:15:51,895 --> 01:15:54,114 If anything I was doing those sheep a service, 1109 01:15:54,158 --> 01:15:56,595 I took them off the street where God knows what can happen 1110 01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:58,031 and I brought them inside. 1111 01:15:58,075 --> 01:16:00,556 Brought them inside where? 1112 01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:02,862 - Into Ciaran's... - Yeah, exactly. 1113 01:16:02,906 --> 01:16:05,473 That's known as breaking and entering. 1114 01:16:05,517 --> 01:16:09,782 Yeah, and this is known as a breaking my balls bullshit charge. 1115 01:16:09,826 --> 01:16:11,958 And are these really necessary? 1116 01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:13,351 Hey! 1117 01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:17,921 It's for my scrapbook, you are my first American. 1118 01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:20,140 That's certainly not legal. 1119 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:23,579 You know what, maybe you're right? 1120 01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:27,234 I'm gonna make an executive decision and say... 1121 01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:33,066 You're free to go. 1122 01:16:35,939 --> 01:16:38,376 - Just don't do it again. - I won't. 1123 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:43,511 Did you get it? 1124 01:16:50,214 --> 01:16:52,042 . 1125 01:16:56,307 --> 01:16:57,874 . 1126 01:16:58,222 --> 01:17:01,051 He should pay his lamb malfeasance. 1127 01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:05,664 In an eternity of his own screams. 1128 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:06,926 - Enough! - I'll stop. 1129 01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:08,536 Yeah, that's it. 1130 01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:31,124 - Hey. - Did you get arrested? Is that true? 1131 01:17:31,168 --> 01:17:33,866 - What? - Did you get arrested for 1132 01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:37,653 misappropriating and confining nine adult sheep? 1133 01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:39,437 For God's sake! 1134 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,874 - How do you know about that? - It's online. 1135 01:17:41,918 --> 01:17:43,484 It's all over the place. 1136 01:17:43,528 --> 01:17:46,618 Veteran New York developer, Barry Gorman, arrested overseas. 1137 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:49,839 Manhattan tower builder caught with sheep. 1138 01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:52,406 - Oh, that's hysterical. - Really?! 1139 01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:55,583 Well guess who just pulled out of the 57th Street deal? 1140 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,629 - Wait they what? - Yep. 1141 01:17:57,673 --> 01:17:59,239 No, they can't do that. 1142 01:17:59,283 --> 01:18:01,546 Really? Because they just did. 1143 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,199 What do you mean? Why? 1144 01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:04,288 Why? 1145 01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:07,900 Because they don't want to be in business with an international sheep stealer. 1146 01:18:07,944 --> 01:18:10,120 Okay, well, that's just nuts. 1147 01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:14,690 I'm gonna call them and I will explain what happened, because this is crazy. 1148 01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:15,691 Dad, 1149 01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:16,735 it's done! 1150 01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,128 They pulled out. 1151 01:18:18,171 --> 01:18:20,130 It doesn't matter what you say to them. 1152 01:18:20,173 --> 01:18:21,914 - It's gone. - What do you mean it's gone? 1153 01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:26,353 I mean, someone else is going to build 57th Street, not us. 1154 01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:30,401 Yeah, okay, I'm gonna call you back. 1155 01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,676 Hey! Fuckhead! 1156 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,375 Is that funny to you? 1157 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,116 Screwing with my livelihood. 1158 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,814 Okay, okay, settle down now lads. 1159 01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:52,858 No you settle down. 1160 01:18:52,902 --> 01:18:55,121 - You settle down. - How you doing? 1161 01:18:55,165 --> 01:18:58,908 Do you have any idea how much money you just cost me? 1162 01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:00,953 Do you have any fucking idea?! 1163 01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:02,781 Have you lost your mind? 1164 01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:05,566 This guy, this guy is a snake. 1165 01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:08,134 - This guy is a fuckin'... - Better a rat than a snake. 1166 01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:10,746 Now don't you be slagging off Ciaran, he's a good man. 1167 01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,138 Oh, really?! 1168 01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:14,184 He tried to screw him out of his inheritance. 1169 01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:16,882 He put that stupid wall up in his garden. 1170 01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:19,145 Yeah, only in direct response to him. 1171 01:19:19,189 --> 01:19:21,147 Ah you're talking out your arse. - Oh am I? 1172 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:23,976 Yeah, now shut your hole, or I'll shut it for you. 1173 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:27,327 Wooo, will ya, I'd like to see you try! 1174 01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:21,294 Jesus, he's having a heart attack! 1175 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:22,905 - Give him some air. - Lift his head up. 1176 01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,994 - That's for choking - Give him the Heimlich. 1177 01:20:25,037 --> 01:20:26,386 That's also for choking. 1178 01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:27,953 You're meant to elevate his feet. 1179 01:20:27,997 --> 01:20:29,737 Someone call an ambulance. 1180 01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,441 Well, let's get him into it then! 1181 01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:48,321 - Aw, you poor crature. - You'll be all right son, hang in there. 1182 01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:50,280 I'll bet he's faking it. 1183 01:20:50,323 --> 01:20:53,283 Ahhh, we'll have none of that now. 1184 01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:55,502 Did you see that? 1185 01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,376 Really?! 1186 01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:02,727 There, look, he did it again the minute you turned around. 1187 01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:06,078 Oh I'm on to you, you Yankee bastard. 1188 01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:07,950 You're not fooling anybody. 1189 01:21:08,298 --> 01:21:10,387 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1190 01:21:32,278 --> 01:21:34,237 Hi Dad. Dad? 1191 01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,457 Sorry, is this Barry Gorman's daughter? 1192 01:21:38,154 --> 01:21:40,765 Yes. Who's this? 1193 01:21:58,130 --> 01:21:59,653 You alright? 1194 01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:03,135 Me head's throbbing a bit, but I'm okay. 1195 01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:07,313 That was a fierce whack you took, wouldn't have guessed he could throw that hard. 1196 01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:35,037 - Am I dead now? - You're most certainly not! 1197 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:39,171 You've had what's called a cardiac incident, no damage to the heart itself. 1198 01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:41,521 Okay. 1199 01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:47,179 But we're going to keep you here a day or two longer, just in case you keel over again. 1200 01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:49,268 Okay, thank you. 1201 01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:53,490 I've been asked to tell you that your daughter should be arriving tomorrow. 1202 01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:55,318 Oh, good, good, good. 1203 01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,624 Right, I'll leave you to rest. 1204 01:22:57,668 --> 01:22:59,409 Okay, thank you. 1205 01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:02,194 - All right, Mr. Gorman. - Yes. 1206 01:23:02,238 --> 01:23:04,283 Oh sorry, I meant this Mr. Gorman. 1207 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:05,806 What the... 1208 01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:08,070 Oh Jesus, you're not putting me in with him are you? 1209 01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:09,767 What's the matter with him? 1210 01:23:09,810 --> 01:23:11,899 Well, we thought there that he might have had a concussion. 1211 01:23:11,943 --> 01:23:16,426 Or worse, as a general rule, we suggest avoid getting hit in the face... 1212 01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:19,081 With anything! 1213 01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:23,955 Perhaps at some point, a prayer of gratitude from each of you would be in order. 1214 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,479 You've both been quite lucky today. 1215 01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:32,746 Excuse me, I'm wondering if there's another room that I can have, 1216 01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:35,227 - because I'm not comfortable. - We've got a full house at the moment 1217 01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,360 so I'm afraid this is all we have to offer. 1218 01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:40,798 Well, is there someone else I can talk to, the manager? 1219 01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,495 The manager? 1220 01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:44,802 I don't know what it's called here, but I'm not... I insist... 1221 01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:46,543 Is there a problem? 1222 01:23:50,329 --> 01:23:53,245 Nah, there's no, no problem. 1223 01:23:53,289 --> 01:23:56,292 We're fine, thank you. 1224 01:24:24,276 --> 01:24:26,887 I'm sorry I gave you a concussion. 1225 01:24:26,931 --> 01:24:28,411 You didn't! 1226 01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:31,805 I'm sorry I almost gave you a concussion. 1227 01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:35,287 That's really not okay, it's just, there's no excuse for that. 1228 01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:41,380 And I just want to say I'm sorry, truly. 1229 01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:03,446 I'm sorry I killed your business. 1230 01:25:03,489 --> 01:25:05,491 I didn't mean to do that. 1231 01:25:05,535 --> 01:25:07,754 I wanted to embarrass you. 1232 01:25:07,798 --> 01:25:12,019 I don't deny that, I wanted to poke you with a stick, but... 1233 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,980 Well, I'm sorry about that. 1234 01:25:20,985 --> 01:25:28,949 You know, I meant what I said the other night about wanting to end this. 1235 01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:32,039 Hey, so did I. 1236 01:25:32,866 --> 01:25:35,130 And yet, here we are. 1237 01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:38,611 Here we are. 1238 01:25:39,221 --> 01:25:41,005 What shall we do then? 1239 01:25:41,048 --> 01:25:43,486 You and I, how can we... 1240 01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,879 . 1241 01:25:46,576 --> 01:25:48,708 What is it you'd like? 1242 01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:52,756 Pfft, what do you want? 1243 01:25:52,799 --> 01:25:57,543 Well I suppose I'd like to be a bigger man. 1244 01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:03,593 I'd like to be able to honour me da's wishes and do what he asked. 1245 01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:08,728 I'd like to trust you. 1246 01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:11,601 But... can I speak honestly? 1247 01:26:11,862 --> 01:26:14,778 - Please. - I don't trust you. 1248 01:26:15,257 --> 01:26:18,390 Well, I don't trust you. 1249 01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:25,963 Well, common ground then, maybe we can build on that. 1250 01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:32,448 How about we both sleep on it and we attack it fresh in the morning, huh? 1251 01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,537 Fair enough. 1252 01:26:35,755 --> 01:26:37,235 I think my daughter's coming tomorrow. 1253 01:26:37,279 --> 01:26:39,498 Ah, that'll be nice, eh. 1254 01:26:45,765 --> 01:26:48,115 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 1255 01:26:48,159 --> 01:26:49,595 Well, I thought we were done. 1256 01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:51,989 Yes, but if you close that I can't see the window. 1257 01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:57,255 Well if we leave it open, we can see each other and that benefits no one. 1258 01:26:57,299 --> 01:26:59,083 I'm with you there. 1259 01:26:59,126 --> 01:27:01,607 How about we leave it half open, you know, half open half closed, 1260 01:27:01,651 --> 01:27:04,393 - is that fair? - That sounds fair, let's see that. 1261 01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:12,009 Stop for a second. 1262 01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:15,055 We can't both do it. 1263 01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:17,101 We can't both do it at the same time, put yours down. 1264 01:27:17,797 --> 01:27:19,756 You put yours down first. 1265 01:27:32,421 --> 01:27:34,292 Would you like to do it? 1266 01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:35,815 You can do it. 1267 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,687 Or I can do it. 1268 01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:40,733 You do it. 1269 01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:45,695 How's that? 1270 01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:49,655 Can't really see the window. 1271 01:27:49,699 --> 01:27:51,962 Jesus Christ! 1272 01:27:53,529 --> 01:27:55,008 Litte more. 1273 01:27:57,228 --> 01:27:58,751 Perfect! 1274 01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:00,797 Thank you. 1275 01:28:03,234 --> 01:28:05,280 I can still see you. 1276 01:28:05,628 --> 01:28:07,543 Are you f-- kidding me? 1277 01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:12,330 A little bit more. 1278 01:28:12,374 --> 01:28:14,289 A bit more, bit more. 1279 01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:15,507 I'm losing window. 1280 01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:18,205 Go on, go on, nearly there. 1281 01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:20,643 Too much. 1282 01:28:21,252 --> 01:28:23,559 - Okay? - Perfect. 1283 01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:26,257 Ahhh! 1284 01:28:30,392 --> 01:28:32,655 I think my daughter's coming tomorrow. 1285 01:28:33,917 --> 01:28:35,484 So you said. 1286 01:28:35,527 --> 01:28:37,355 She's a great girl. 1287 01:28:37,399 --> 01:28:38,791 I'm sure she is. 1288 01:28:38,835 --> 01:28:40,619 I worry about her though. 1289 01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:43,970 You know, you always want your kids to find someone. 1290 01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,885 Not that she couldn't manage on her own. 1291 01:28:45,929 --> 01:28:48,061 Obviously, she's very capable. 1292 01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:51,630 She could do, she'd be fine on her own, but it's not the same, it's not the same. 1293 01:28:51,674 --> 01:28:53,545 When you have two people... 1294 01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:56,331 When there's two people, then you always have somebody in your corner. 1295 01:28:56,374 --> 01:28:57,767 You always have some... 1296 01:28:59,725 --> 01:29:01,118 Still talking! 1297 01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:10,083 I didn't know if you still liked crossword puzzles. 1298 01:29:10,127 --> 01:29:11,868 - Oh, I do, I do. - Good. 1299 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,565 I brought you some of those as well. 1300 01:29:13,609 --> 01:29:15,915 - You can split them between you. - Thank you. 1301 01:29:15,959 --> 01:29:18,353 And I brought you a bunch of these. 1302 01:29:19,005 --> 01:29:21,443 You can read up on your Kardashians. 1303 01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:23,749 Fantastic! That's great. 1304 01:29:23,793 --> 01:29:26,317 Hey, do Americans play chess? 1305 01:29:26,839 --> 01:29:29,755 Yes, Americans play chess. 1306 01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:32,279 All right then, you two can have at it. 1307 01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:35,108 - As long as you play nicely. - Oh, we will, we will. 1308 01:29:35,152 --> 01:29:38,982 Yeah, I think you're thinking of the old us, because we're fine now. 1309 01:29:39,330 --> 01:29:41,767 - Hello. - There you you are. 1310 01:29:41,811 --> 01:29:44,335 - There you are! - Hello. 1311 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:49,427 - How are you? - I'm fine. 1312 01:29:49,471 --> 01:29:50,907 Please tell her I'm fine. 1313 01:29:50,950 --> 01:29:52,691 He's grand, right as rain. 1314 01:29:52,735 --> 01:29:54,824 - This is my daughter. - Very nice to meet you. 1315 01:29:54,867 --> 01:29:55,868 Hi. 1316 01:29:55,912 --> 01:29:57,740 - Where's the baby? - What baby? 1317 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,396 Home, in very safe hands. 1318 01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,658 That's probably best. 1319 01:30:02,701 --> 01:30:03,659 Come, come, come. 1320 01:30:03,702 --> 01:30:05,356 You gotta meet everybody. 1321 01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,663 Okay, this is cousin Ciaran. 1322 01:30:07,706 --> 01:30:09,882 This is my beautiful daughter Natalya. 1323 01:30:09,926 --> 01:30:12,058 Ah, hello, hello, how are you? 1324 01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:14,191 And this is Fiona. 1325 01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:53,665 The greatest happiness of life is the conviction of being loved, 1326 01:30:53,709 --> 01:30:56,233 loved for ourselves. 1327 01:30:56,538 --> 01:31:02,065 If there's anything better than being loved, it is to love another. 1328 01:31:02,108 --> 01:31:03,588 . 1329 01:31:03,632 --> 01:31:06,330 For God's sake, would you ever get a hold of yourself? 1330 01:31:07,549 --> 01:31:10,465 For God does not make a love that is wrong. 1331 01:31:11,161 --> 01:31:18,734 This is a union of two individuals, of heart, mind, body and spirit. 1332 01:31:20,866 --> 01:31:27,525 Therefore, marriage should not be entered into lightly, but, reverently, 1333 01:31:27,569 --> 01:31:30,441 honestly and deliberately. 1334 01:31:31,573 --> 01:31:33,923 I now have a question for each of you. 1335 01:31:34,793 --> 01:31:41,408 Natalya, you have chosen Fiona to be your wife and partner through life, 1336 01:31:41,452 --> 01:31:43,846 will you love and respect her? 1337 01:31:43,889 --> 01:31:46,805 Will you be honest with her always? 1338 01:31:46,849 --> 01:31:50,200 And will you stand with her through whatever may come? 1339 01:31:50,243 --> 01:31:51,114 I will. 1340 01:31:53,116 --> 01:31:57,816 Fiona, you have chosen Natalya to be your wife and partner through life. 1341 01:31:57,860 --> 01:32:00,210 Will you love and respect her? 1342 01:32:00,253 --> 01:32:02,473 Will you be honest with her always? 1343 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:06,477 And will you stand with her through whatever may come? 1344 01:32:07,130 --> 01:32:08,261 I will. 1345 01:32:10,394 --> 01:32:15,530 Well then, by the power vested in me by the fine people of Ireland, and by the 1346 01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:20,273 loving grace of God, and that can be any god that you want. 1347 01:32:21,623 --> 01:32:24,582 I know pronounce you married. 1348 01:32:24,626 --> 01:32:29,544 You may... oh hang on is this where we do the bit with the glass? 1349 01:32:31,807 --> 01:32:33,460 . 1350 01:32:43,862 --> 01:32:47,300 You may now seal the marriage with a kiss. 1351 01:33:25,034 --> 01:33:26,818 You know how much I love you, right? 1352 01:33:26,862 --> 01:33:28,428 I do, yeah. 1353 01:33:29,473 --> 01:33:30,866 And you... 1354 01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:35,348 You know how happy I am that you two found each other? 1355 01:33:35,392 --> 01:33:37,133 I do, yeah. 1356 01:33:37,176 --> 01:33:39,135 By the way I can do this now, because you're my daughter-in-law. 1357 01:33:39,178 --> 01:33:40,919 - You know. - I understand. 1358 01:33:40,963 --> 01:33:42,878 Okay, and you'll tell me if I overstep. - You're overstepping. 1359 01:33:43,356 --> 01:33:45,445 - Natalya? - Love you guys. 1360 01:33:45,489 --> 01:33:48,666 Oi, well, we better go spend some time with my mother 1361 01:33:48,710 --> 01:33:51,277 or we'll never hear the end of it. - Go, go, go. 1362 01:33:51,582 --> 01:33:53,236 By the way, her new guy... 1363 01:33:54,411 --> 01:33:55,586 Right! 1364 01:33:56,979 --> 01:34:00,025 - Fergus, with our Fergus?! - That was ages ago. 1365 01:34:00,069 --> 01:34:01,940 He hadn't married yet. 1366 01:34:01,984 --> 01:34:05,204 Also, do remember old man Coughlan? 1367 01:34:05,248 --> 01:34:07,598 Had the upholstery and knitting shop? 1368 01:34:08,338 --> 01:34:09,992 Did him as well. 1369 01:34:10,035 --> 01:34:14,300 I'm not sure this is quite the time or place to be confessing. 1370 01:34:14,344 --> 01:34:16,607 I'm not confessing, I'm just telling ye. 1371 01:34:17,608 --> 01:34:19,131 Here's one that'll surprise you. 1372 01:34:19,175 --> 01:34:23,179 Do you remember the McDermott twins, Graham and Douglas? 1373 01:34:23,222 --> 01:34:24,354 Well... 1374 01:34:29,925 --> 01:34:31,100 - Hey. - Yeah. 1375 01:34:33,102 --> 01:34:36,845 You know, maybe I'm thick, but it honestly never occurred to me that it was 1376 01:34:36,888 --> 01:34:38,673 women she fancied. 1377 01:34:39,151 --> 01:34:40,892 I don't know that she did. 1378 01:34:40,936 --> 01:34:44,200 She just fancies my daughter. 1379 01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:53,078 Well you just get pig's blood and you stuff it in to the beef's intestines. 1380 01:34:53,122 --> 01:34:54,689 No? Get her a drink there will ye? 1381 01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:56,429 You ever been to Brooklyn? 1382 01:34:56,473 --> 01:34:57,779 It's right by the water. 1383 01:34:57,822 --> 01:34:59,737 Oh, it's beautiful in Brooklyn. 1384 01:34:59,781 --> 01:35:02,740 - Have you been to Brooklyn? - What are you kiddin'? 1385 01:35:02,784 --> 01:35:05,438 - I'm from Brooklyn. - Hey, come on. 1386 01:35:05,482 --> 01:35:06,918 Ah just forget it. 1387 01:35:12,837 --> 01:35:15,448 He's a pure dote that grandson of yours. 1388 01:35:15,492 --> 01:35:16,754 Who's the other kid? 1389 01:35:16,798 --> 01:35:19,452 Well, that's Fiona's sister's little fella. 1390 01:35:19,496 --> 01:35:20,627 Okay. 1391 01:35:20,671 --> 01:35:22,847 I suppose that makes him me ex-nephew. 1392 01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:25,110 And now he's my nephew? 1393 01:35:28,853 --> 01:35:32,683 Oi, keep it away from the grown ups now, right. 1394 01:35:33,336 --> 01:35:34,641 There you are. 1395 01:35:35,817 --> 01:35:37,296 Listen to this. 1396 01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:39,559 So I'm standing there getting some deviled eggs. 1397 01:35:39,603 --> 01:35:42,780 And Caitlin Murphy comes over to say she was unhappy with how we did her 1398 01:35:42,824 --> 01:35:44,434 grandmother's funeral. 1399 01:35:44,477 --> 01:35:47,350 And I said, love, I'm off the clock. 1400 01:35:47,393 --> 01:35:50,614 And incidentally, that was four years ago. 1401 01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:57,099 I don't know what you're telling me for, it's your problem now. 1402 01:35:57,490 --> 01:35:58,578 It's your business. 1403 01:36:00,842 --> 01:36:02,147 We're gonna miss you. 1404 01:36:02,191 --> 01:36:03,758 Nah, you're not! 1405 01:36:05,368 --> 01:36:07,152 What did I just tell you? 1406 01:36:07,196 --> 01:36:08,980 I'm sorry about that Mrs. Scully. 1407 01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:10,199 Come here you! 1408 01:36:10,242 --> 01:36:13,028 - So what is your plan? - Oh, no plan. 1409 01:36:13,071 --> 01:36:15,726 Just see it all. 1410 01:36:16,379 --> 01:36:19,817 There's a great big world out there beyond this parish. 1411 01:36:19,861 --> 01:36:25,518 Well, I think your father would be quite pleased with all of this. 1412 01:36:26,171 --> 01:36:27,912 I think he would Seamus. 1413 01:36:27,956 --> 01:36:30,872 You boys have done something mighty. 1414 01:36:30,915 --> 01:36:33,613 - Nah. - No, ye have. 1415 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:38,444 I don't know why it is we always need to be going at each other? 1416 01:36:38,923 --> 01:36:41,317 I suppose it's human nature. 1417 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:44,102 But you've put an end to it. 1418 01:36:45,060 --> 01:36:47,671 In this corner of the world you have. 1419 01:36:48,324 --> 01:36:54,678 And that's a marvellous thing, a pure marvellous thing. 1420 01:36:57,333 --> 01:37:00,249 Your father would be very proud. 1421 01:37:05,210 --> 01:37:07,734 You know what, here's to Fergus. 1422 01:37:10,955 --> 01:37:12,739 To Fergus. 1423 01:37:12,783 --> 01:37:14,132 To Fergus. 1424 01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:30,105 Well, I guess we did it. 1425 01:37:31,541 --> 01:37:33,543 I guess we did. 1426 01:37:34,283 --> 01:37:38,113 - Finally, peace in the family. - Amen. 1427 01:37:59,656 --> 01:38:07,316 Hello, hey I was hoping you'd call, so what do you think? 1428 01:38:08,056 --> 01:38:12,538 Oh, tis lovely, lovely indeed! 1429 01:40:54,178 --> 01:40:59,183 ♪ When Irish eyes are smiling 1430 01:40:59,444 --> 01:41:04,014 ♪ Sure it is like a morn in Spring 1431 01:41:04,232 --> 01:41:08,714 ♪ In the lilt of Irish laughter 1432 01:41:08,758 --> 01:41:13,545 ♪ You can hear the angels sing 1433 01:41:14,155 --> 01:41:18,246 ♪ When Irish hearts are happy 1434 01:41:18,550 --> 01:41:23,077 ♪ All the world seems bright and gay 1435 01:41:23,338 --> 01:41:30,867 ♪ And when Irish eyes are smiling 1436 01:41:31,215 --> 01:41:41,051 ♪ Sure they steal your heart away ♪ 105025