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Overseas News.

Two pandas, named Yuan yuan and Manman,

that were moved three years ago to Noah Zoo, located on the Noah Islands,

have recently given birth to a baby panda.

According to statistics

from the Global Streaming Media Platform Alliance,

this unique baby panda now has over 700 million followers.

In the past, we've seen pink pandas, brown pandas,

and pandas with no black fur on their backs.

These are all very rare

and uncommon gene expressions.

A panda with two black eyes of different sizes

is extremely rare

throughout the history of animal genetics.

This little baby panda

is the only one in existence.

Master, we've found a way.

Can we really buy it?

It's just that they're asking for a ridiculous price.

Just pay them.

Would you like to think about it?

No matter how much it costs,

I will pay for it.

Do you understand?

As you requested,

the goods will be delivered to you on time.

Okay, cut!

Guys.

Are you all right?

- Yes! - Yes!

Good job, guys.

Hey, get those wires down.

Don't leave them swinging.

Very...

authentic!

One versus thirty.

That's Wild.

Come on, applaud!

- Yes! - Great!

Great job!

All departments!

Let's make haste to restore the set and do this shot again.

Do this shit again?

We've done it many times.

Stop it.

Let's take a break!

The first AD is buying us milk tea!

That's unreasonable.

I took out a whole death squad on my own?

Am I a superhero?

It's a commercial movie. It needs to entertain, doesn't it?

- Yes. You're so smart and cool. - Hey.

I'm taking a romance movie next.

Great.

Jackie, I just wrote a "Love" trilogy.

The first one,

Love in the Gunfire.

It sounds like an action film!

The second one.

I'm sorry, there was a short circuit.

What about the second one?

The second one.

Love in the Blood.

What is the third one, then?

Love“.

Love in the Whatever.

So let's sign the contract for this trilogy.

Do you know the rules?

You should know them, right?

Who are you to call for a break?

If not a break, what should I call for?

Call it a day?

What's next in my schedule?

The Arctic International Golf All-Star Tournament

has invited you to tee off.

I'll pass on golf.

Okay.

An invitation from Mr. Stallone

to his housewarming party at his new estate.

No, send him flowers instead.

Okay.

The First South African Ice Festival

asked you to cut the ribbon for their opening ceremony.

An ice festival in South Africa?

Maybe it's man-made.

Of course, I'm not going if it's man-made.

Okay.

The Ocean Film Festival in Somalia invited you to its opening...

Somalia?

Let's skip this. It seems a bit dangerous.

Noah Zoo invites you to adopt a panda.

A panda?

This one.

So is it him?

The biggest animal star in the world.

- He's so cute. - Will you go?

Gosh!

I'm sorry.

He's really cute.

KUNG FU SUPERSTAR, JACKIE, BECOMES PANDA HERO

JACKIE ADOPTS A PANDA

MY DREAM PAIRING!

JACKIE AND PANDA

JACKIE ANNOUNCES PANDA ADOPTION

Welcome, distinguished guests.

- Hi. - Welcome to Noah Zoo.

Thank you.

I'm the director here. I'm Peter.

You can call me Old Pi.

Can you speak Mandarin?

We have a lot of Chinese tourists.

This is Anastasia, my assistant.

- This car over here. - This is your car?

- Yes. - This way.

Thank you.

Look, your fans.

This way.

Hi.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Look over here!

Thank you.

You can't eat this.

- Why? - It's too sweet for your blood sugar.

- But why did you buy two? - The second one is half off.

You can't eat that either. It's too greasy.

Sir.

A hot dog, please.

Hi.

Go.

I've had a bite of this one!

Hey, Amy.

- Hi, Tony. - You look lovely today.

Oh, hi, Cherry.

Hi, Tony.

You are pretty in uniform.

Robot coming through.

Robot coming through.

Hi, Tony.

At work. Please stand clear.

At work.

Hello, Zhuzhu.

You look lovely today.

Oh no. You're not talking to me again.

Your food delivery is here.

Big Babe.

Come down, Big Babe.

If you don't want it, I'll drink it up.

Can you come down to help me save face?

Big Babe.

Have a drink and I can clock out.

Big Babe, come down.

Okay. You're making me work late, right?

- Hi. - Can I get an ice cream, please?

Sure.

Did you see Jackie today?

Yes.

Are his O-legs pronounced?

Yes! They're so pronounced!

What about his nose?

Big. I'll tell you what.

His nose takes up half his face.

I've missed so much.

I didn't see him today.

Thank you.

Mr. Ma,

is this your leftovers?

This is stingy.

You never pay.

Beggars can't be choosers.

By the way, I can't stand the sight of you acting so ignorant.

So what if it's a celebrity?

What are you looking at?

Don't think that I'm just an ice cream vendor.

I'll tell you something.

I used to work in Hollywood...

selling ice cream.

There were a lot of celebrities.

Will Smith,

Keanu Reeves,

Tom...

Tom...

and Jerry.

We were close. Have I bragged?

I take these things in stride. Really.

- Hi. - His nose takes up half his face too.

Ice cream, please.

Hi.

Jackie Chan.

Jackie!

It's Jerry, not Jackie.

Jerry is an American mouse.

Jackie is Jackie Chan.

He's from Hong Kong.

Jackie!

It's really Jackie!

Gosh! Jackie Chan!

Sir! Jackie Chan! Take a picture!

Jackie, can we take a picture?

- Mr. Jia! - Take a picture.

Go and get the phone.

- Hello. - Can I sit here too?

Yes, go ahead.

Thank you.

Mr. Jia really lost it.

I can't finish it. You can have it.

No, thank you. I have ice cream here every day.

- Really? - Yes, no need.

I'm the panda nanny, Su Xiaozhu.

Panda nanny?

I'm here to adopt...

Yes, I know that.

I got the news.

Can I ask you

a few personal questions?

No.

Just kidding.

Go ahead.

How wealthy are you?

Next question.

How many girlfriends have you had?

Next question.

How wealthy are you?

Ask me something other than these two questions.

Jackie.

I just improvised a piece of artwork for you.

- Try it. - It's beautiful. Thank you.

- Thank you, Jackie. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Dig in. There'll be more.

- No, don't. - There must be more.

- Keep him here. It's coming. - I'm good.

I can't finish it.

Take it easy, Mr. Jia!

He's...

He's so hospitable.

This is too much for me.

Why don't we go somewhere else?

Would you like to see the panda?

Can I?

Of course.

Come on, let's go.

I'll enjoy it later.

Big Babe?

Is he called Big Babe?

What a random name.

It is a random name.

I just called him that.

Big Babe.

- He's so naughty. He's hiding again. - Big Babe!

Big Babe.

- Big Babe. - Big Babe.

Big Babe.

What is it?

He surprised me.

His signature move,

the Leg Hug.

Can I hug him?

Yes.

He likes you.

How do you know?

Because he's going to fart.

How...

How did you know he would fart?

He only relaxes when he sees someone he likes,

and when he does, he farts.

He's truly one of a kind.

All right.

Our men are on the island now.

Boss, we received the deposit.

The client wants the delivery ASAP.

Hey, my friend.

Please trust Cha Kun.

It will be a pleasure to work with you.

- James! - James!

- James! - James!

- James! - James!

- James! - James!

- James... - James...

Who wants to go to the zoo?

Zoo?

Hey, quiet! Quiet!

Hey, boss.

We are damned elite mercenaries.

Heck, now we are snatching some pandas or something?

Come on.

We're going to be a laughingstock in the business, right?

You will.

But this joke

is worth 100 million bucks!

One hundred million!

- Boss! - Boss!

- Boss! - Boss!

- Boss! - Boss!

Come on.

Nice try.

Yo, my bro, these days I don't sleep well, but I don't know why, man.

Really? I feel like I don't have any appetite at all.

I don't want to eat anything.

It's really weird.

But at least today is chill.

I'm not hungry at all.

But at least work is easy today.

Harry.

I'm stuck!

Fuck.

I'm stuck!

Get your fat ass down here!

I'm stuck!

Oh, shit!

Boss,

the surveillance has been shut down.

...coming together to create

this most extraordinary wild animal reserve.

Now, Noah Zoo,

out in the open ocean,

it does belong to all of humanity.

Do you know her?

No, I don't.

Then why did you wave?

I'll get to know her soon.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Ronald

for adopting our young pandas, Yuan yuan and Manman,

and also Jackie for adopting our very special little celebrity panda.

Gentlemen, if you'll step up

and sign the adoption certificates for our baby pandas.

Of course.

- Please. - Please, come this way.

Thank you.

Yes.

I'm at an event with Jackie.

How many times have I told you? Single.

I'm single now. It's not like what you think.

Wow.

I remember the last time when I was so nervous,

I was receiving the Oscar.

Hi.

Hello.

...so happy, so honored

to adopt the baby panda.

If you want to take a picture with Jackie, I can help you.

Thank you. I got one.

If you want his autograph--

I've got it too.

Then if you want to...

...all over the world.

I promise

I will do my best to take good care of him.

Let's all wish that the little panda will grow up

strong and healthy.

Wait.

Naming a baby panda is a very important thing.

Let me think about it, okay?

Thank you.

All surveillance in the panda house has been turned off

and all the exits have been locked.

This is the only exit.

Access cards, boys.

Boss,

an unexpected situation just happened.

The panda adopter is the famous movie star--

Let's go.

He never listens to you, man.

Ah, look at that.

Isn't that cute?

You can take a picture.

This one is like yours.

Who's more cute?

The panda or Jackie?

Hello?

Anyway, you can take more pictures.

Hello!

Hello.

Glad to serve you.

Need a guide?

Hello.

- Get back! - Move!

Get back!

- Don't move! - Get back!

- Get down! - Get down!

On your knees!

- Ladies and gentlemen. - What's going on?

Do not panic. We're not here to harm anybody.

We're just here for the baby panda.

Excuse me.

You should call the police.

I'm on it.

- Don't move! - Don't move!

Get down!

I said on your knees. Do you hear me?

Freeze!

How dare you!

I'm the director here.

I will not allow you to take even one wild boar from my 200,

let alone a panda.

Seriously?

Okay, wild boars are negotiable.

Yeah?

Is that...

That's Jackie.

Jackie?

What is he doing here?

Move!

- Get down! - Move!

- Move! - Get down!

Move!

Get back!

Get down!

Can this movie star really fight?

- Oh, yeah. He's good. - Yes.

His kung fu is really good.

Yeah?

We'll see about that.

"See about that."

How's it going?

Did you call the police?

- There's no reception. - No reception?

Hold him first. Let me check on the situation.

Jackie, Jackie.

Is it really you?

Yeah, I'm Jackie Chan.

- Hi. - Hi.

All right.

Where is the baby panda?

Panda?

Inside.

Go get him.

Hey, careful. It's very delicate.

Yes, boss.

What do you need the baby panda for?

Who are you guys?

Can you really fight like in the movies?

I'm just a kung fu star.

Go.

Just go now.

Go now.

That's cute.

- There's nothing, boss. - Stop messing around, Jackie.

- Hey, stop! - Hey, stop!

Loading.

Intense disinfection initiated.

You're good.

There. Let go. I cannot fight.

I'm just a filmmaker.

I'm just a friend, okay?

- Let me go. - Okay.

I'm sorry.

Just an accident.

You have no martial morality.

So you can speak Mandarin.

I know your tricks, Jackie.

I've seen all your movies.

Nowhere to run, huh? I've got you now.

Wait.

Why do you want to fight?

We have to, Jackie.

Okay.

In that case...

Wait.

I think here is better.

Here.

See?

It's a good arena.

Come.

Okay.

Let's go.

Yeah!

This isn't a movie, Jackie.

Get up.

Where are you going?

Stop.

Okay?

You win. I surrender.

I'm out.

Don't come.

Don't come over.

Do you want this?

Take this.

I'll whip your ass!

Take this!

I'll whip you!

Take this!

I'll whip you!

I'll whip your ass!

Take this! You deserve this!

Take this!

I'll whip your ass!

You lied!

You said you can't fight!

You have no martial morality either.

I'll kill you!

It's me.

Come in.

The door is over there.

Come in.

Head ram!

Head ram!

Oh, shit.

Have you seen the panda?

No, I haven't seen it.

What happened inside?

I don't know. A gang suddenly came in to snatch the panda.

Call the police.

There's no reception!

No reception?

Don't worry.

I've got you.

I will protect you.

Harry?

Have you seen anybody?

- No. - Nobody gets out, all right?

Okay.

Harry.

Nothing?

No.

It's over. Go on.

Hello.

Stop.

- Stop! - Hey! Stop right there!

Stop!

Stop! Stop!

- Stop! - Stop!

Hey!

You! You idiot!

- Stop! Stop right there! - Stop right there!

I'm not good at beating people,

but I'm good at taking a beating!

- Is he okay? - He looks very hurt.

Damn it.

Don't move.

How can I move?

Stand down.

Is this a good enough place for you, Jackie?

Let's go.

Okay.

Why is it so hard to fight with him? Damn it.

Let's go.

Shut the door!

Shut it!

Quick.

- What do we do? - What do we do?

- You're asking me? - You're asking me?

If not you, then who?

Him?

I can't help.

I'm not familiar with this place.

Third floor.

- Tony. - Ah, Jackie Chan!

I am your super fan!

Who is it?

He's Noah Islands' social butterfly.

My name is Tony.

On my way.

Hello, handsome.

Could you let me pass through?

Handsome, could you let me out?

There's no way out.

I'll find one.

They're coming.

Come on. Go.

Come on. Don't be afraid.

There's no path ahead.

- There's no path this way. - Come up here.

This is a tall building.

No, I can't do it!

Don't be afraid.

I...

I'm just a panda nanny!

Think of it as flat ground.

- Walk as if it's flat. - It's flat.

- Yes. Don't look down! - It's flat.

Where is it leading to?

It's more like a dead end.

Come.

Come.

- Come over. - Where are we going?

We jump off from here.

What?

There's no turning back.

The panda will catch you.

- Believe me. - I don't believe you.

Jackie, I'm just an ordinary caretaker.

I'm not your stunt teammate.

Jump on three.

- I don't want to try! - One!

Are you all right?

- A golf cart! - Hop in.

- Where should we go? - Buckle up.

- Which way? - Which way?

Go straight.

Where now?

Go straight.

They got away with a panda tour cart. Find them.

They are entering the storage area.

It's out of our surveillance range.

James, they're heading towards the storage area.

He's very heavy.

Hey, boss. You got a call.

Yo, boss.

Jackie showed up out of nowhere and took the panda.

Jackie?

The movie star.

Tell James

he had better

get the panda back before I get there.

Let's go to the dock.

I'm awake.

I'm awake.

Don't be hasty.

Hurry up.

Come on, guys.

What?

Borrow your gun?

Come on, jump!

I'm coming!

Get down! Come on.

Let me go.

Let me go. Let me go.

Everybody, go outside.

Find a safe place to hide.

Okay. Everybody follow me.

This direction. Faster, faster, faster!

I'm going to restore communications and call for help.

What about you, David?

I'm going to look for Jackie.

Good.

Why are your machines

so slow?

All our equipment here is slow.

Perhaps it's for safety.

- He's gone. - Find him.

- Big Babe! - Big Babe!

- Big Babe! - Big Babe!

Big Babe!

Big Babe.

Big Babe.

Big Babe.

Big Babe.

Big Babe!

Big Babe?

Big Babe.

Big Babe!

Su Xiaozhu.

Su Xiaozhu.

Did you find him?

Look at him.

He's sleeping like a baby.

He must be in a food coma.

Did he eat all of that?

Is it yummy?

No.

Check your phone for reception now.

Okay.

They've probably taken over the central control room.

We're doomed.

This place is not safe, then.

Don't jinx us.

Hurry. Take cover.

Is there another way out?

Yes. There's a side door that way.

Okay.

Go when I say go.

- Okay. - Get ready.

Go.

Here!

Hey, nobody shoot, goddamn it!

We need them alive!

Okay!

- It won't open. - It won't open?

- What happened to your mouth? - Nothing.

Go.

Find them.

Shit.

Go.

Go. Climb up.

Move. Step on my back.

- Can I? - Yes. Do it.

Okay.

- Stairs. - No, the elevator.

All right.

He's going down!

Oh my God!

He's just like in his movies!

I gotta take some pictures.

You idiots want an autograph or something?

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Boss?

What should we do?

Boss, Jackie is going up again.

Who the hell chose the elevator, huh?

Steady, Xiaozhu!

Be careful with the panda.

Don't say anything!

I'm scared of heights!

The panda.

Quick.

Jump now.

- Nice! - I'm amazing!

Where are you going to throw me?

Jump!

Big Babe.

I know.

Are you okay?

Xiaozhu!

Xiaozhu!

You didn't get away?

How can I get away if you can't?

What a waste of effort.

Jackie.

Give me the panda.

I give you the panda, you let her go.

Okay.

He didn't say anything yet.

No, no.

Stay there.

Roy, go get the panda.

Me?

Don't be afraid, Big Babe.

Be careful.

You're just like in the movies.

It's so cute!

Oh, smooth.

It's so cute.

Gun!

Don't move.

I've never shot a real gun before.

Did it go off?

I'm scaring them. If I'm jumpy, they'll be scared.

Relax.

It's real.

- Okay, I'm relaxed. - Relax, okay?

Where is your gun?

Big Babe!

Get out of my way! Big Babe!

Jackie, you sent Big Babe...

Big Babe.

Big Babe.

Big Babe.

Not you again.

No.

You guys move so quickly.

Come help me, Jackie!

- Hurry! - I'm surrounded!

Jackie, save me!

Don't you move! I've got a gun to his head.

I cannot breathe, man.

Hey, stay there.

Tell everybody to drop their guns.

Everybody, drop your guns!

He's got a gun to my head!

Say it or I'll blow your head away!

Listen to him!

His hand is shaking!

Xiaozhu.

Take all their weapons away.

Tony.

Hello, Zhuzhu.

Give me a hand.

It's still up to me when it counts.

I'II Shoot!

- Hurry up! - In the box.

Say it.

Hurry up! Put them in the box!

I hate working late.

Go as far as you can.

Xiaozhu.

Go with Tony.

The three of us are leaving.

Jackie, take care of yourself.

Bye, Jackie.

I can't make it, Jackie.

Get her out of the way.

Let her go.

- Hurry up! - Come on!

Bye, Jackie.

Boss!

He has no gun!

No gun?

Don't you move!

Get me out of here!

Get him!

What do I do?

Hands up.

Don't touch my station.

Jackie!

I'm coming to save you!

I'll kill you!

Jackie!

Wait a moment.

There are only three words I don't know.

T-R-A-V-E...

Die!

Jackie, I'm coming to save you!

I'm here to save you!

Jackie, hop in!

- You almost killed me! - You're welcome! Get in!

- Hop in. - Get in now!

That's 100 million dollars, idiots!

Goddamnit!

Can you drive this thing?

Hold on!

- My God! - Where are you going?

That's the wrong way!

Do you have a license or not?

Stop!

Get in the car!

Director, we have started evacuating visitors from the island.

Let's locate them.

How long before we get our communications back?

They damaged the power module of the communication base.

It'll take some time till it's fully operational again.

Well, hurry up, then.

Director, look!

Let's check the panda.

He's okay.

They're coming after us!

- Get around them! - Go!

They're coming!

Go!

Right behind us!

Go!

The blue-haired guy, Jackie!

He's trying to grab me, Jackie!

Hold me tight!

Jackie, hold on to it!

Jackie, are you okay?

Jackie!

Jackie!

Jackie, help me!

Jackie!

He's coming up!

Jackie!

You'll be all right, Big Babe.

Don't be afraid.

Help me, Jackie!

Are you okay, Jackie?

Let go!

It's all right now. You're down already.

Keep those cameras on the cars.

Faster!

Get around them!

No!

Put us down now! Hey, stop!

God!

Let me down!

No!

Goddamnit!

Faster!

Jackie, give me the panda.

Get them!

- Jackie, they're gaining on us! - I know.

We're running out of road!

Open the gate.

The gate is opening.

Quick.

Don't let them get away!

Roger, boss!

Wait.

Hold it.

Close the gate.

Now!

- What? - Why is it closing?

Sit tight.

Come on.

Stay close!

- Yes! - Yes!

They got it!

Stop yelling!

The gate is closed.

This is supposed to be an easy damn job!

Somebody get this damn door open now!

Good job!

This gate...

Someone is helping us.

The director.

It must be the director. He's in the central control room.

There.

We're safe now.

Jackie.

We're safe now, right?

How am I supposed to know?

Actually, it's more dangerous now.

We're out of gas.

Out of gas?

How come we're out of gas at this point?

- How come? - Is it my fault?

Crap!

- What's wrong? - Crap what?

A lion.

Shit.

- What now? - He's hungry.

He's hungry, but so is the lion.

Grab him something to eat.

Don't let him groan again, okay?

He only drinks milk at this hour.

- Milk? - Milk?

So this is it, right?

Jackie,

does rhinoceros milk count?

I think so. It's still milk.

What about milk snails?

Shut it.

Who's going?

Stop groaning.

It's not me.

It's not.

Jackie!

Just go on without me!

Didn't you say that you're a bad athlete?

Are you leaving me behind?

Control the dock.

No ship will pass.

Make sure we're following all the animals' feeding schedules strictly.

Director.

All right, everybody.

You had better all get out of here and find a safe place to hide.

So what about you, Director?

Me?

You know what I was before I became the director?

I was the vice director.

Clear!

Don't move.

Okay.

Okay.

Hello,

Director.

Please open the gate.

My pleasure.

Oops!

I'm sorry. You're going to have to find it yourself.

Is that all you got?

Chicken!

Then we can only blow up the door.

Search carefully!

Don't let them get away!

- Yes, sir. - Affirmative!

Now there are both wild beasts and mercenaries around.

Be on your guard.

What should we do?

Here.

This lighthouse has long been abandoned.

No outsider would know about this.

The power box.

Be careful, Jackie.

- What is it? - What are you doing?

There's a spider up there.

Relax.

Slowly, Jackie.

Hold him.

- I mean the panda. - Okay.

I'm not sure if there's a risk.

I'll check it out first.

- Jackie! - Jackie!

Hey.

It's clear.

Come up.

Boss,

our men are still searching,

but this place is too big.

We've got extra men searching the area.

Search the whole area.

Your team will search there. You two are with me.

Okay.

- Is he done? - Yes.

Thank you, Jackie.

For what?

I'm his adopter.

It's my duty to protect him.

Why did you

become a panda nanny?

I like it.

When I was in primary school, I went to the 200 on a spring trip.

I fell in love when I saw the pandas.

In college, I studied zoology.

When I was on vacation,

I would go to the panda base as a volunteer.

I have worked and spent time with pandas

for five years straight.

When I think about it,

it's like a dream.

So are you going to do it forever?

Are you going to quit?

My parents want me to quit.

They're getting old

and hope I can stay with them.

Every time I tried to quit,

he would give me a Leg Hug

and I couldn't move a step.

What about you, Jackie?

You've been fighting for decades.

What has kept you going?

What has kept me going?

It's...

acfion.

Action?

I remember when I was eight years old,

I went to a set and heard the director shout, "Action!"

I was young and didn't know what it meant,

but whenever I heard "Action," I somehow got a thrill out of it

and had energy that would never run out.

Afterwards,

"Action" has become my synonym,

my trumpet,

and my starting pistol.

Before "Action" is called,

I am just like all of you.

I can be scared, hurt,

and tired.

But as soon as I hear "Action,"

I will become the hero

who can do any stunt

and achieve anything.

In the blink of an eye,

decades have passed.

Life is like a dream.

But one always wakes up from a dream.

What will we do then?

Roll over

and go back to sleep.

Jackie.

Jackie, don't forget to give this panda a name.

That's right.

What's a good name?

Help me out.

You should give me some ideas too.

It's easy to name a panda.

For example,

Ping Ping, An An,

630630, X'mg X'mg,

Mi Mi, or Hu Hu.

They are sound asleep like in a daze.

Let's call one "Mi Mi" and the other one "Hu Hu."

Hu Hu, the panda.

That's a good name.

Let's go! Move out!

Over there!

They're upstairs.

It's so noisy.

Go! Get them!

Someone is here.

Here we go. Let's go! Move.

Someone is here, Jackie.

Wake up.

- Someone is here. - What are we waiting for?

- Let's go! - Go!

Don't let them get away!

Get them!

Boss, we have them.

Boss, we have captured them.

We should send them onto the ship.

Go back, and I will talk to them.

Boss.

They're here.

How's my panda?

He has been throwing up and not eating anything.

You.

Take care of my panda.

Maybe I can let you live.

- Let's go. - What do I do?

As for Jackie...

Hi.

Just keep him here.

- The ransom should be huge. - All right. Let's go, buddy.

Come on.

No! No!

- I'll also-- - Stop!

You...

Throw him in the sea.

- Okay, boss. - Oh no!

- Here you go! Come on! - God!

Please, no!

No!

Go!

Get in!

Big Babe?

Big Babe.

Hold on, Big Babe.

I'll let you out soon.

Come on.

It's your last meal.

Dig in.

Eat up and get going.

You're still alive?

80? Are you surprised?

Yes.

- These two... - They are my buddies now.

Harry, Roy,

greet Jackie!

- Jackie. - Jackie.

What's going on?

No!

I can give you money. I can give you more money.

Maybe not that much.

No! Don't throw me out!

No!

No! Please.

Can I have a lifesaver, please?

I'll give you money.

I'll give you money.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Not a chance!

Just throw me into the sea!

Love. Love.

No love!

- No. - No.

We love...

- Jackie! - Yeah, yeah.

Jackie.

Jackie. We love Jackie.

Oh my God!

Are you two fans of mine?

- Yes! - Showtime.

- Showtime. - Show!

Okay. No, I believe you.

Sit down. Okay.

Jackie, here's the thing.

They're stealing the panda to sell it to a rich businessman,

but they have no idea who this businessman is.

Now, once this ship docks, the panda will be sent away.

That's bad.

What about Xiaozhu?

Find the panda and Xiaozhu right away.

You can confirm that all communication is back up on the island?

Well, I've got to go.

Catch you tomorrow.

Be careful, guys.

Okay.

What are you doing?

- Stop it! - Move your hand!

- Leave it alone! - Let go of the box!

- Stop, please. - Go away!

- Let go of the case! Go! - Stop!

Don't touch him!

Stay here.

- Go save Xiaozhu. Quick. - Okay.

Xiaozhu.

I'm here to save you.

What are you doing?

- Stay away! - It's me!

It's me!

You guys, time for the game.

Listen.

I will stay and go with the truck.

You two get out of here now.

Get through to the police.

I'll give you my watch.

Okay.

Your watch?

I don't know how to use it.

Awesome, Jackie.

Boss.

- Boss! - Boss!

Boys, don't trust this guy, huh?

How's our 100 million dollars?

Already in the car, boss.

Keep going.

They saw me.

Do you mean those two?

It's all right. They're with us.

The two of them have rebelled.

What is he signing?

The motorcycle, right?

Keep it down.

- Okay. - What are they saying?

They told us to get on the motorcycle and run away.

Don't be afraid. I'll count to three.

One, two, three. Go!

Who's driving?

Hello!

Hello.

Do you know how to drive a motorcycle?

James!

Police are here!

Get the weapons!

- Take defense positions! - Go!

Stand back! Cover the exit!

The panda was caught.

Wait.

This job was tougher than expected,

so 100 million is not enough.

We need more.

It's the price we agreed on.

Don't move!

Why are you here?

Give me the panda.

I don't want to hurt anybody, okay?

Sir, the master is coming back soon!

Jackie, how is it going?

I'm busy. Speak fast.

The police have located you. They are on their way.

I've found Big Babe.

Big Babe.

Jackie, is Big Babe okay?

- Caught! - What happened to Big Babe?

Big Babe!

I mean me.

As long as Big Babe is fine.

- Jackie, the police will be there soon. - What did you say?

Just hang in there!

I can't make it. I can't hold on any longer.

What's wrong?

- Jackie! - I can't hold on.

Jackie, just a little longer!

Jackie!

Jackie, talk to me!

Jackie, what's wrong?

I am just like all of you,

I can be scared, hurt,

and tired.

But as soon as I hear "Action,"

I will become the hero

who can do any stunt

and achieve anything.

Jackie, listen up.

Action! Action!

Action!

- Freeze! - Police!

No...

Jackie, how are you doing? Are you all right?

Hello, Jackie?

Jackie, what's going on? What happened to Big Babe?

Hello, Jackie!

- You're so annoying. - I know.

- Jackie, how is Big Babe? - Big Babe is fine.

I'm fine too.

All right.

- See you at the dock. - Okay, Jackie--

Is it you who wanted the panda?

Why?

Six months ago,

Pasha was diagnosed with leukemia

and that was when the baby panda was born.

And Pasha saw him for the first time on TV.

Since then,

we've been going to that 200 almost every week.

Pasha just leaned in front of that glass

and looked at him all day.

Pasha's condition deteriorated so fast.

I just wanted the panda

to stay with her for a while.

Maybe she'll be fine.

She doesn't even know what's going on.

It's...

It's all my fault.

Allah.

Please forgive me.

Hey.

Where's the panda?

Sent to the port.

Port?

Please.

Am I dreaming?

You're not dreaming.

Are you hungry?

Do you want to eat?

He cannot drink this. I'll drink, okay?

Are you okay?

I have been waiting to see you,

but I'm sick.

You know?

That's why he came to see you.

To wish you good health,

and get well soon.

Can I play with him?

Of course.

You can play with him as long as you want.

Hey, panda'.!

David!

David!

Clean the pool, then come and pick up the panda's poop.

I'm not hungry, Jackie.

I'll eat when I'm done.

Hu Hu, come here.

- Come here! - Come here!

Hu Hu.

Come here. Come.

HU HU, THE PANDA

Jackie!

We're flying to Shanghai at 3 pm. for the film festival

and then Milan on the weekend to promote your new movie.

By the way, the corgis owned by the Queen of England have been stolen,

so the British government has called to ask if you have a rescue plan.

Yes.

What's the plan?

I have Plan P, for "plan less"!