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Previously on Life Unexpected.

You and someone had a
kid, you gave up that kid,

i am that kid and now I'm
applying for emancipation.

From the people
who adopted you?

From foster care.

Um, Cate Cassidy
- that's your mom.

I am Cate Cassidy.

Ryan and I has
been up since 5:00.

And, as usual,
arguing since 6:00.

Hey, what are you
doing? Will you marry me?

Cate.

Meet Lux, our daughter.

You never even told me I've got
a kid out there. Why would I?

You wouldn't even
admit that she existed.

I am not granting
you emancipation.

I'm releasing you back

into their temporary
joint custody.

Bug, what are you doing?

Giving your new friends
a night they won't forget.

Hey!

What happened? Where's Lux?

Her boyfriend stole my car.

What? I'm calling the police.

Oh, my God.

There has to be a better
way of waking up than this.

I can think of one.

Okay. I'm going
to be right back.

I can't do morning sex
with morning breath.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

What does it look like? Hey.

Eyes forward. What's going on?

What? What?

Oh, no, no, no.

This is not okay.

Did you sleep here again?

Again? Yeah, Lux and I

were watching TV.

Hey, did you know that
The Real World is still on?

She's never even seen it.

I passed out during Hawaii,
woke up to San Diego.

There coffee?

I'll get rid of him.

Looks like Baze is making
himself right at home.

How long has this
been going on?

Oh. Last week or two.

Oh.

You're up early.

What's with the iron?

Is it school picture day?

Bug's arraignment.

For the whole stealing
Jones's car unfortunate-ness.

I mean, he eats here,

sleeps here, pees here. Wait.

Are you skipping school? Baze
got Lux in a car accident...

Because you
cannot miss school.

Baze said I could.

He lets her
bartend at his loft.

I mean, what's-what's next?

You two going to get arrested
and thrown in jail together?

Oh, wait. That
already happened.

I'll be doing upstairs stuff.

Look... a month ago, I
had no idea Baze existed.

Now, suddenly, he's
spending nights here.

Look, the last person that
I'm going to defend is Baze.

I want to check my
couch for drool marks.

I just want less
Baze in our lives.

Does that make me a bad guy?

It makes you like
the rest of us.

You're up early.

Never went to bed.

Guess you didn't, either.

Up top.

It wasn't like that.

I was hanging with Lux and...

kind of fell asleep at Cate's.

Again?

Dude, it was a matter of time

before this whole dad
thing killed your game.

What?

I got game.

You used to be the king
of the random hookup.

Like Wilt Chamberlain,
only shorter.

And... whiter.

Now look at you.

You're... Math.

I take offense to that.

The last time I had sex

was 22 minutes ago.

You?

And I'm not talking Tracey.

Ex-girlfriends don't count.

I'm talking
random, meaningless,

"I don't remember exactly
what happened" sex.

Okay.

But you cannot tell Math.

Cate.

16 years ago doesn't count.

No, a month ago.

When Lux first showed up.

What?

Do you have a death
wish or something?

Dude, why would you go there?

There's plenty of sex to
be had that isn't so loaded.

You don't need to re-screw
the girl you already screwed.

It just happened.

Things like that
don't just happen.

Unless you...

You have a thing for Cate.

No, I don't. Yes, you do.

No, I don't. Whoa.

There is no thing.

Okay. All right.

Then, prove it.

Sleep with someone else. Fine.

But don't call me Math.

So, I'm confused.

I just started listening.

So, you and Cate have a kid
together? Oh, no, no, no.

Baze and I have a kid.

I'm sorry. Who's Blaze?

Baze. He's not a pony.

And that's who
you got engaged to?

No. Ryan and I-

we are engaged. Thanks
for calling, Kathy.

Does anyone have a question

that is not about Baze?

How about, uh,
Denise from West Linn?

Hey, Ryan. I love you.

I can't believe you
and Cate are engaged.

I didn't think she'd
ever stop skanking around.

Right here, Denise.

So, when's the wedding?

We have not picked a date yet.

Summer's nice.
If you want to be

a big, giant cliché, yeah.

I mean, why do people want

to pigeonhole
you and stuff you

into this... this little box

to confine you
to this one date

that you arbitrarily pick
because that's the opening

that the Holiday Inn ballroom

has available?
I mean, come on.

You know what I
mean, Denise, right?

Denise? Uh, yeah.

Denise
- uh, she hung up.

Okay.

Let me start from
the beginning.

First, you're single, and then
everyone wants to know when

you're going to find someone,
and then, everyone wants

to know when you're
going to get engaged.

Kind of like you, actually.

You're like a windup toy.

Never run out of
things to rant about.

Oh, come on. You don't
think it's ridiculous?

Well... How many
times has your mother

asked when you were
going to settle down?

Five, six... thousand.

So, this is you
not hung up on Cate?

I told you, I'm not.

Then you finally
get engaged...

I mean, do you hear her?

Who'd be hung up on that?

It goes on and on and on
and on and on and on and...

She's grating, right?

Her voice?

Yes, yes.

It's like seagulls fighting
over a cheese sandwich.

Funny. Here's
your coffee, ma'am.

Thanks.

So, um,

do you... do you...

do you come here often?

Is this you picking me up?

Well, this... s-
s-sort of, maybe.

I'm not from here.

Okay.

Shut up.

I've got a venti,
no foam, no whip,

not gettg any for the
big guy right here.

This is crap, man.

I'm not taking a plea.

You know, most people
facing two years in prison

would think six months
is a pretty good deal.

Oh, you mean the other clients

you don't give a
rat's ass about?

He didn't steal the car.

I was borrowing it.

That's not what
the plaintiff says.

The plaintiff is a
brownnosing pretty boy.

And what, I'm going to
go to jail on his say-so?

You know, I got to
get to my next case.

When you figure it
out, you let me know.

Bug, this isn't juvie court.

You could go to
jail for two years.

You would be 20,
and-and I'd be 18.

I know it sucks, but you
have to take the plea.

For us.

I got a better idea.

My idiot attorney says
if Jones doesn't testify,

then there's no case.

How are you going
to get him not to?

I'm not. You are.

Come on, Lux.

Talk to Jones.

For us.

We have a serious problem.

Corporate is here.

What?

Cate Cassidy and Ryan Thomas

on K-100 Morning Madness...

Corporate is here.

They flew in from
Chicago last night,

but no one bothered
to tell me...

Hey, guys. Hey!

How are you guys? Hey. Oh,
it's so good to see you.

Thank God. When I
saw you guys coming,

I was so worried
that Trina was...

Hey, Trina.

It... it's been forever.

Nine months since
I last saw you.

Oh. Wow.

You actually remember.

It's hard to forget you getting
drunk at a corporate retreat

and knocking over
an ice sculpture.

Yeah.

Well, this is a...

a rare treat.

Since you don't usually
oversee our show.

Only when there's a problem.

What's the problem?

Not what.

Who.

So, there's good
news and bad news.

The good news...

is people still love Ryan.

As for Cate...

three weeks ago, you were K-100's
single, sharp-tongued darling.

Two weeks ago,

you're an unwed mother
of a rescue teen.

Today,

you are half of
an engaged couple

who won't pick a wedding date,

who spends an
inordinate amount of time

talking about some
guy named Blaze.

Baze. Uh, his name
- it's Baze.

I don't care if his
name is Brad Pitt,

George Clooney, and the big
eyebrow dude fromiTwilight.

Thanks to you,

the audience is
completely confused.

Do you know what people

who tune in do when
they get confused?

They tune out.

We need to clear
up this confusion.

People need a Who's Who

to understand the
manscape that is your life.

If we don't, your
partnership with Ryan-

at least on air
- is over.

Hey, look, it's Slumdog.

I can wait here
while you talk to him.

Or come back later.

You can wait here.

'Sup, Prison Break?

Yeah, bite me, asshat!

Or come back later.

Great party last weekend, huh?

You know, minus the
whole car debacle.

Debacle means...

I know what it means.

Mm.

So I need to talk to
you about something.

Like a favor.

The charges against Bug-
I- I need you to drop them.

You're kidding, right?

He's basically got
a two-year sentence

hanging over his head,
just for taking your car.

Just?

Look...

I know that you
don't know him,

and you don't know me.

And yeah, maybe he made
a mistake, a big one.

But he doesn't
deserve to go to jail

or have a record follow him
around for the rest of his life.

I'll do anything.

I will wash your car

for a year... anything.

Just... let Bug off the hook.

Okay.

But he's got to
pay for what he did.

How about I take that bike?

What bike?

Bug's motorcycle.

The Norton?

My dad took my Jeep.

Punishment for partying.

I need wheels, and
Bug's got two good ones.

He'd never give that bike up.

His dad gave him that.

I guess we'll see what
matters more: the bike

or you.

She had tables and
graphs and everything.

I mean, I have never...

I've never had
my likeability put

on a pie chart.

I mean, she couldn't actually

split us up, could she?

She could fire us.
What would I do?

Teach community college?

I could do voice-overs for
feminine hygiene products.

I mean,

I have no transferable skills.

Do you remember when she said

that my voice gave
her night blindness?

Well, she's got
a way with words.

This makes

walking in on Baze
peeing this morning

seem pretty harmless.

Actually, this makes Baze peeing
where we live highly symbolic

because you would
rather talk about him

than pick a wedding date.

Are you serious right now?

That you can't go
two seconds without

bringing up his name?

It's not exactly
less Baze, Cate.

You guys,

Trina wants to
talk to us. Now.

Hey, I-I'm looking
for a, uh...

Coffee lady?

Bedhead troller?

Wow.

You clean up well.

And apparently don't
take no for an answer?

Ah.

Hmm. I'm here to see a, uh...

Trina Campbell.

She just called me.

Wait a second.

You're who I just
spoke to on the phone?

I can't believe this.

You're Baze? No.

No. This-This
is not happening.

This is not an option.

Trina, you said so
yourself, all right?

We need less confusion.

People want less of
this guy, not more.

Like I said, our
audience needs

to understand where Cate
stands with the men in her life.

Cate,

Ryan, meet your cohost
for tomorrow's show.

Hi. I'm Cate.

...it's your hosts, Cate
Cassidy and Ryan Thomas.

And this is Morning Madness...

...on K-100...

. Whoops.

Morning Madness!

Can't believe you
get up this early

every day.

I cannot believe
that you're really

going through with this.

Well, believe it, lady.

Trina's letting me
promote my bar on the air.

She's scratching my back,

and if I'm lucky, I'm
gonna scratch hers.

You disgust me.

This what we're reading from?

You two, just hit
all the talking points

and take caller questions.

Baze, be yourself.

Sound good? MAN
...it's your hosts...

And you're on in five...

MAN ...Morning Madness.

Good morning, Portland.

You're joining Morning
Madness with Cate and Ryan.

Now, as most of you
know, a lot of stuff

has come out about us lately,
and by us, I mean mostly Cate.

Ah, a teen pregnancy,

estranged daughter,
secret engagement.

Just another day
at the office.

So to clear up the Days

of Our Lives episode
that is Cate's life,

we have a very special guest.

The source of much
of this confusion,

the mystery man

from the minivan... And, uh,

proprietor of Open Bar,

a hopping joint on
Third and Clover.

...Mr. Nate Bazile.

Or as the Portland P.D.
fondly refer to him, Baze.

What up, Portland...!

And.

Thanks for taking
me to school.

Baze is...

Yoll never believe
what Baze is doing.

What happened with Jones?

Well, he said he'd
drop the charges...

But?

But you have to
give him your bike.

Screw that.

We're talking about jail.

Yeah, I know,
but... You told me

to do this for us,
and I did, so now what?

I
- I don't get it.

Your bike is more
important than u

You think Abercrombie
even knows how to ride?

So Baze,

you recently found
out about e daughter

you and Cate had together,

and you reached out to Cate.

What was that
reunion like with her?

Well, Ryan, my
feelings were mixed.

I mean, part of me felt like
I'd just been kicked in the gut.

But at the same time,

I sort of felt like

I'd been punched in the face.

I guess what I'm trying
to say is, she's mean.

Okay, um,

let's just remind
everyone that you had

just ambushed me on air.

You had told the entire
greater Portland area

that I was pregnant
in high school.

Oh, please.

You're a human ambush.

You ambush on
autopilot like a ninja.

Ryan, back a brother up.

Ah, do you ever just
listen to yourself?

You don't even make any sense.

You're not even
saying anything.

See? Mean.

K-100 FM.

Great. Can you hold, please?

Heads up.

Bike's out front.

Now we're even.

Okay, let's go to the phones.

We have Jesse from
Greenway on the line.

Jesse, what is your question?

WOMAN I'd like to
know how it started.

Did you guys go
out in high school?

Oh, God, no. No.

I was popular, athletic.

Popular.

Cate's best friend
was a dictionary.

She went to prom
with a thesaurus.

Really? And who'd you go with?

Herpes simplex 2?

BAZE No. What I'm saying is

she wasn't exactly
my type. Yeah,

because I had
standards and a brain.

You're right.

Bookworm virgin
with padded bras?

Way hotter.

I was going to cut
the rest of classes.

Help me start it, and I'll

give you a ride.

With the guy who stole
my boyfriend's bike?

Thanks, but no.

I just called my dad.

Told him I wasn't
going to testify.

Bug's off the hook.

Okay? No jail.

You're a real hero.

Hey, I'm not the bad
guy here.

That's your boyfriend.

Get on the back.

What are you doing?

I want to show you something.

You know why we didn't hang

in high school?
'Cause you were scared.

Scared of what? Okay, so Cate,

you have one kid, but now with
Baze in your life... 'Cause I was

the kind of girl that
could see right through you.

...it's like you have
two. The only thing

I was scared of was your
corrective head gear. Oh, my God.

Exhibit A: Any time a
real issue is brought up,

you deflect with
juvenile humor.

Oh, yeah?

Kate, you looked like

you had a transistor radio
coming out of your mouth.

It was gone by junior year!

And we have an anonymous
caller for Baze again.

MAN I'd like to
agree with Cate.

Baze sounds like
he's deflecting.

Thank you.

Almost like he's
sexually frustrated.

Jamie, is that you?

We have got another caller.

Lorena from Hillsboro.

WOMAN Hi. I just want
to say, best show ever.

I love the two of you.

Oh, well, thank you.
Thank you so much.

Ryan and I- we-we
aim to please.

WOMAN I meant you and Baze.

You have crazy chemistry,
and it sure doesn't sound

like things ended
in high school.

Has nothing really happened
between you guys since then?

Oh, my God,

no way. Uh, just once.

Once was more than anyone

should ever have
to go through.

One time. Uno.

Ryan? Ryan, will you just talk
to me for a second? Please.

You know, all this time I
thought Baze was the moron.

Turns out

I'm the biggest idiot around.

Okay, I get that
you're mad. I get it.

I've-I've been a
nice guy, right?

I've been a good guy?

Yeah, you are an amazing
guy. Yeah, I was patient

and understanding
when you treated

my marriage
proposal like a joke.

When Lux moved in,

when that-that... that dumb
ape, Baze, started messing

with our personal
and public lives,

I took it like
a freaking champ.

Now, all I asked for
was a little less of him,

and now, he's in my
booth, in my station,

screwing with my career-

something I have worked
at my entire life.

Right. So have I.

I did not want Baze
on the show either.

Kate, you're the reason he is.

Thanks to your fixation over
him over the last few weeks,

all of Portland is-is
confused about Cate and Ryan.

And you know what?

So am I.

Whoa, what are
we talking about?

Do you have feelings
for him, for Baze?

What? Come on, Cate.

Come on, the night
of that turtle thing,

I saw, I saw the two of
you sitting at his bar.

Okay, I saw how
you were together.

Are... are you kidding me?

No, I'm not.

And that look between
you two just now

when, when Lorena
from Hillsboro called

and asked you that question?

Hmm?

Has anything ever
happened between you guys

since high school?

Ryan, no, nothing
has happened.

I mean, you believe me, right?

Honestly?

Yeah.

I don't know what
I believe anymore.

Not exactly Nob Hill, right?

What are we doing here?

This house-

that's where Bug grew up.

What? Am I supposed
to feel sorry for him?

Come on.

Bug's dad's in jail
- dealer turned convict.

I don't think we
should be back here.

When Bug was
nine, his mom OD'd

while he was playing
in the yard back here.

She was okay eventually,

but she checked out
of his whole childhood

and let his dad beat
the crap out of him

until Child Protective
Services took Bug away.

So, then, why does he
want to keep that bike

if it was his dad's?

Listen.

A while ago, I got
placed in this foster home

out in Gresham.

It was as bad as this place.

This one Christmas, the mom
- she was... awful.

But she gave me this locket.

It was cheap costume jewelry
that someone had given her

and she didn't want, but
I wore it until it broke

and fell off my neck.

I guess I held on
to it because...

I don't know. It's...

It's better than
having nothing.

And that's what
Bug has: nothing.

He can have his bike back.

Okay?

He can have it.

I don't even want it anymore.

Really?

You'd do that for Bug?

It's not just for Bug,

and, uh,

you're wrong about one thing.

He doesn't have nothing.

He has you.

What are you
doing? Sorry, I...

I have a boyfriend.

No, I know. Bug
and I are together.

That was the whole
point of all of this.

No, I mean, I have
a girlfriend, I know.

You know what?

Let's just get out of here.

You can drive. I
- I don't care.

I just want to go home.

You live above a bar?

Of course you do.

Not classy enough for you?

Today's show-

and day drinking-

has opened my eyes
to your unique appeal.

Talking out of my butt
and drinking like a fish?

Exactly.

You are so wrong.

You drive a truck,
listen to Starship.

How long was your
longest relationship?

Hmm, three weeks, maybe four.

I bet you have a roommate.

Two.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Jamie, it's the beer guy!

I'm busy.

You okay?

What?

Yeah, no, sorry.

Oh, my God.

Cate.

Wait.

Wait. Cate, come on.

Let me explain.

Explain? I mean, I just walked
in on you on top of my boss.

Oh, God, that image, I
- I just...

I feel assaulted.

You essentially
just raped my eyes.

Would you just relax?

It's not like it
meant anything.

Oh, that's reassuring.

Hey, why, why
do you even care?

I don't.

I just...

I think that sex is
supposed to mean something,

you know, ideally,

and so if you're doing it with
Trina, it obviously doesn't.

You said it yourself: when you
and I had sex, it meant nothing.

So which is it,

Cate?

When you and I did it,

did it mean something or not?

Look.

I'm with Ryan, okay?

I am in love with Ryan, and...

I just came here to
ask you to back off.

You know, he's pissed right
now 'cause he doesn't believe

that nothing
happened between us.

Right, because something did.

God, Cate, if you're
that stressed out,

grow a pair and
tell him the truth.

Why, because you, you're
such an honest, stand-up guy?

You always go around
telling people the truth?

I'm not the one with a fiancée
that I am lying to every day.

Ryan wants less of
you in our lives.

That's what I
came here to say.

So do I.

What the hell?

You take my bike
like a little bitch,

and now you're up
on my girl? Bug, no.

Dude, relax. Don't
tell me to relax, bro.

Bug, leave it. He's
giving you your bike back.

Yeah, you need to chill.

You take one more step and
I will kick your face in.

This is a freaking joke. You're
getting me to take this plea "for us,"

to give my bike to
Abercrombie here "for us"?

It was for us.

You want to be with
this guy, just say it.

I don't.

Stop lying.
What happened with you?

Nothing!

Where were you? Nowhere.

We just drove around.

Yeah? Were you as easy with
him as you were with me?

You know what,
dude? That is enough.

Stop!

I can't believe you.

What, you think he likes you?
He's using you.

He's not going to
love you like I do.

No one is.

White Bread just wants

to know what it feels like
to hook up with damaged goods.

You okay? Yeah, I'm good.

Lux, get in the house.

You, get off my property,
or I will call the cops.

Hey,

so I, uh, I gave
Jones a ride home.

He's going to be all right.

Thanks.

Mm-hmm.

Does he act like that a lot
- Bug?

Sometimes.

He's not really good with
people not wanting him.

Go figure.

Imagine what he would have done if I
told him that Jones tried to kiss me.

Wait. What?

I
- I pushed him away.

It's nothing. It's stupid.

I don't really want
to talk about it.

You don't have to feel bad

for having feelings for
more than one person.

I don't.

It's not like you
with Ryan and Baze.

Um, well, there
is no me and Baze.

No, I-I know
you're with Ryan,

and he's who you want
to be with, but...

I don't know...

You and Baze are...

you and Baze.

Okay, look, um,
what Bug said to you-

I know that must have hurt.

You are not any more
damaged than anyone else.

I know you.

You may have been through more,
sure, but we are all damaged:

me, you, Bug.

I mean, if I wasn't,

how could I have slept with
Baze behind Ryan's back?

Why did you?

'Cause when I'm around Baze,

it's like I'm still
in high school.

I still feel like the girl

in the head gear, you
know, dating her dictionary,

wanting him to notice me.

You know, it's like he taps
into this screwed-up part of me

that wants him to...

I don't know, um...

think I'm good enough.

It's pretty messed up, huh?

Do you have feelings
for him, for Baze?

Do I have feelings
for Baze? Yeah.

Yeah, I have angry feelings.

Rejected feelings.

You know, deep down I'm sure
that I have good feelings.

But what I feel for Baze,

it's nothing like
I feel for Ryan.

And it's definitely not love.

And the way that Bug
was to you down there,

the way that he
spoke to you...

You know, that's
not love, either.

If I tell him the truth...

If I tell him where I was
today or about Jones...

he's gonna be so mad.

He already is.

You have to tell him that
you deserve better, Lux.

What if he leaves me?

So what, you can lie to
Bug about where you were

and what happened with Jones

and how you feel about the
way that he's treating you

you know, just
to hold onto him?

But then your whole relationship
- it's not real.

It's not honest.

If I tell him the truth...

I could lose him.

What if I lose him?

Maybe that's a risk
you have to take.

Lux, hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

I wanted to talk to you.

You, uh... wanna come in?

I'm okay.

This won't take long.

When you asked me
where I was today,

I was with Jones.

I was showing him where you grew
up so that he would understand.

And when you asked me

if anything had
happened between us...

I lied.

About Baze.

I was just scared to tell you.

Um... something did happen.

You know, that night that...

that Lux took off...

we drove around
looking for her.

I mean, it was
after the hearing

and we tried to
call Social Services,

We just really didn't know
where to go or what to do

so...

we ended up back
at Baze's bar.

You know, and we started
talking about high school

and the winter formal

and... you know,
how we got together

in the first place.
Just say it, Cate.

He kissed me.

Baze did.

What else?

Just say it, Cate.
What else happened?

Ryan...

Did you sleep with him?

Just don't even tell
me you slept with him.

I did not sleep with him.

Of course I didn't
sleep with him.

He kissed me.

I pushed him away. That's all.

I swear, I told him to stop.

That I had a boyfriend
and to take me home.

And I wanted to tell you.

I would have.

But when we pulled up,
you were already so mad.

I never meant to lie to you.

I mean, I wasn't even
thinking about it as lying.

I just... I really didn't
want to make a big deal

about something
that meant nothing.

You know, but if I'd just told
you right when it happened...

I mean, what if I just told
you right when it happened?

I would have tried
to understand.

I'm trying to undersnd now.

I mean, that's what you
do when you love someone.

And I do.

I love you.

Even if Baze tries to
kiss you, I love you.

I just...

I just wish you would
have told me the truth.

So, us...

What do we do?

Well, first, I'm gonna
punch that guy's lights out.

And then, um...

I don't know.

We get married, maybe?

I don't deserve
a guy like you.

I deserve better than
how you treated me

in front of Cate
and Jones today.

You want better,
go find better.

No one's stopping you.

What?

What am I supposed to say?

I don't know!
Anything!

"I'm sorry," maybe?

I don't get this side of you.

It's like you
turn into your...

Don't say it.

It's true.

You become your dad.

You should go be
with Abercrombie.

That's not what I'm saying.

No, you're right.
You deserve better.

I don't want to be my dad.

I never wanna be
that guy with you.

No, Bug, that's not...

You need to go.

You shouldn't be with me.

Go.

Should I be worried

that not a single person
is looking at me in the eye?

Think positive.

I'm fired, for sure.
That's the spirit.

I would say that
you make me sick

except I wanna kiss
both of you right now.

Great news: Yesterday's
show went over huge!

Even corporate was impressed.

- Trina almost smiled.
- I don't believe it.

After hearing you and Baze,

our listeners, they feel like

they know you better and
they wanna root for you,

especially after hearing
how big a sad-sack

you were in high school.

I guess we have Baze to thank.

Uh, I don't think so.

And it's awkward.

Oh, you're on in ten.

Nine, eight...

And now, live from beautiful

downtown Portland,
it's your hosts

Kate Cassidy and Ryan
Thomas on K-100...

Hey, everybody, it's Hump Day.

It's bright and early on a
Wednesday morning. June 26.

Now, hold on there.
It's not summer yet.

No, June 26.

It's a Saturday.

It's also Flag Day in Romania.

And it's the day that Ryan

took me to his favorite
Italian restaurant.

After watching me
annihilate four cannolis,

he still wanted to make out.

And it's the date that Ryan
and I will be getting married.

Unless you have
any objections.

I like June 26.

Some of you might remember

a little rant I went
on a couple of days ago

about how being married is
like being stuck in a box.

The thing is, being
stuck, it isn't so bad

if you've got the right guy
to stick it out with you.

Hey, rounding up some dudes
for some late-night poker.

Or are you gonna be at Cate's?

Actually, I'm gonna lay off
hanging at Cate's for a while.

All right.

You're in.

The most diamonds
under the sun

for prices that are out of
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Cate adds one more
impressive role

to her ever-expanding resume.

You are listening to Morning
Madness with Cate and Ryan.

Hey, are you okay?

Why wouldn't I be?

I was just worried,
you and Bug...

I said I'm fine, Jones.
Thanks.

It's just I got you

this necklace.

Hey, Gavin.

You okay?
What's wrong?

What happened?

Bug left.

Gavin said he's gone.

I did what you said. I told
him the truth, and he left.

I mean, what
should I have done?

Lied so he'd stay?

You did the right thing.

You did.