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Previously on "Grosse
Pointe Garden Society"...
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Apparently, somebody
bought "Lady Justice on Fire."
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No one's buying your art, son.
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But I'm selling it. To these two.
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You know what is real?
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Being the regional director
at the sign company.
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We won the Southeastern
Michigan Gardening Cup
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ten years in a row until
Bloomfield Hills cheated
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with their genetically
engineered magnolias.
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They won us the cup last year.
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They came out of nowhere,
gave me a scholarship
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I didn't deserve.
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You're an investment.
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I think I'm more than that.
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I'm just trying to figure
out where I fit in here.
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- You don't.
- A writing sample doesn't just magically
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appear on an editor's desk.
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- I put you up for it.
- What are you, her life coach, Brett?
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- Please stop.
- Who knows you better, Alice?
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Your husband or this joke?
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Answer the question.
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Like she even has to.
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Come on.
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Him or me?
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[MUFFLED POP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
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Answer the question.
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Neither!
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I am so beyond tired
of everyone thinking
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they know what is best for me.
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Oh, she should go to New York.
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No, she should have a family.
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Can we please just go?
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I am not going anywhere!
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- Alice, can you please...
- I am not going anywhere.
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- Stop!
- Enough, man!
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[STEVIE WONDER'S "ISN'T
SHE LOVELY" PLAYING]
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So which squares did you do, honey?
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All the best ones.
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[LAUGHS] Who did the sailboat?
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Marilyn.
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All for a good cause.
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Oh.
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- [LAUGHS]
- [GLASSES CLINK]
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Certainly outdid yourself, Marilyn.
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Oh, champagne isn't even flat this year.
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How is that handsome son of yours?
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Well, Dougie just got a
promotion at the sign company.
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How exciting.
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Junior exec in the making.
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Don't touch me!
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- Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Stop.
- Guys. Guys.
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- Back off!
- Stop.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Chill! Chill!
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He's come a long way from graffitiing
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the gas station in high school.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, that was more of a misunderstanding.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Oh!
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Dougie!
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Well, I'm happy he found his way.
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And we are very proud.
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[GRUNTING]
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[CRASHING]
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We'll make a Grosse
Pointer out of him after all.
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- Mm.
- [CHOKING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING] [WIND WHOOSHING]
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Dougie, I understand
you're upset, honey.
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I would really love it if you...
if you would just call me.
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[SIGHS]
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Mango from the farmers' market.
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No, I lost my appetite.
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He'll come around.
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How do you know?
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Because you're a great mom.
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I know. I know.
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Your heart is always
in the right place, honey.
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I know.
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I guess It... it's not really my fault.
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So quit being so hard on yourself
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and have some...
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mango.
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[PLUCKY MUSIC]
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This never would have happened
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if you had just kept your mouth shut.
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You're the one that bought his damn art.
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Well, so did his wife.
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[FORK CLATTERS]
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You should know better.
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And you should fix this.
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[MATTHEW DEAR'S "BAD ONES"]
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In every relationship, there's
a gardener and garden.
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One nurtures the other.
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[GUNFIRE AND GROANING ON TELEVISION]
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- You ever gonna paint again?
- [SIGHS]
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What's the point?
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♪ I haven't stolen things in years ♪
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- Thanks.
- ♪ Hate flowers ♪
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♪ But I'm gonna leave you souvenirs ♪
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♪ Freaking out and paralyzed ♪
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♪ Your body ♪
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The gardener has to
provide the right balance
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of attention to help the garden grow.
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Any word from the kid?
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♪ I'm one of the bad ones ♪
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♪ That's why you feel lucky ♪
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♪ If I was one of the good ones ♪
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Want anything to drink?
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I'll take some wine.
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OK.
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Get me one too.
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[SCOFFS]
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♪ That's why you feel lucky ♪
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Tend too much, and you'll
drive the other person away.
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♪ Hate flowers, but they
seem to work on you, my dear ♪
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♪ I haven't told you lies this year ♪
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I mean, it still needs a lot of work,
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especially the part where
my ovaries come to life
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and tie up Patty and
then hold her hostage.
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It's phenomenal.
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- Really?
- Hilarious, smart.
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It's just... It...
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it's just really special, Alice.
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[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
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Don't tend enough,
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and your relationship
will wither and die.
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No matter who takes
home the cup tomorrow,
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our community gardens
are the real winners.
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Don't be too nice to the competition.
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I have to be the mayor, Marilyn,
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- not just your husband.
- Mr. Mayor, over here.
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The tricky part is figuring out,
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are you the gardener or the garden?
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Madame President.
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Hello, Theodore.
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You look so thin from behind.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Is that a new cologne I'm smelling,
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or are you using
mothballs in your garden
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to scare off the raccoons?
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- We use deer urine.
- Mm.
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That explains it.
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She's even more beautiful
this year, isn't she?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's gonna look stunning
in our trophy case.
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Aren't we getting a
bit ahead of ourselves?
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Mm.
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Not when the judge sees
what we have up our sleeves.
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Ah. He's new.
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Riku.
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No last name.
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Like I don't know.
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He's a landscaping legend.
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Did Oprah's estate.
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Also no last name.
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[FAKE LAUGH] Like I don't know.
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Mm.
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You're in trouble, Teddy.
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Oh, was there a sale on
garden gnomes at Home Depot?
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Try Ranunculuses from Kyushu.
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[SCOFFS] Cute.
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Oh, you find Fukuoka hybrids cute?
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Adorable.
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- Hmm.
- Mm.
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You're gonna soil your pink pants.
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[CHUCKLES] I would,
except my pants are salmon,
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and Bloomfield Hills has
a little surprise of our own.
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What?
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Wouldn't want to ruin your day.
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Well, your resting
dick face already did.
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Excuse me?
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Dish.
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[WHISPERING]
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[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
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[DOG BARKS]
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OK. How much was that Kohl's card again?
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She gives me the same
one every year for 50 bucks.
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Why don't you ever use it?
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I'm a Gucci girl.
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[LAUGHTER]
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OK, then.
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I will see your Kohl's, your Outback,
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your Linens 'N Things,
and your Dunkin' Donuts
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- and raise you $200 at Sephora.
- Ooh!
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Is that my birthday
present you're wagering?
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Forgot to give it to you.
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- [LAUGHS]
- All right.
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Let's see what you've got, Ms. Bradley.
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[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIGHS]
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Hoo hoo hoo!
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Guess who's not going
Christmas shopping this year?
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Ah, ah. That Sephora's mine.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Fine.
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One more hand?
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Uh, we gotta get back to work, so...
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OK. Uh, tomorrow then?
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Yeah?
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We'll text you.
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I'll pop by Tory Burch,
load up on gift cards.
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Ooh.
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Should we get a bartender?
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It's not happening, lady.
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But that was so much fun.
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You're missing the point.
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What's the point?
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To trash talk our bosses.
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You do that to my face.
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But the other girls can't.
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They work for some of your friends.
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Those women aren't
really my friends anymore.
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Well, you could always play online.
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[LAUGHS]
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[PENSIVE MUSIC]
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It is done.
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[APPLAUSE]
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I think it's our best one yet.
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So what do we do now?
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Pray.
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When did you find religion?
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I, uh...
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I just really need a win.
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Mm.
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Cup's not gonna bring
your car business back.
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Win or lose, it's the journey.
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Oh, honey, that's just what losers say.
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So tomorrow it's just over?
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Well, there's always next season.
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Yeah, but do we, like,
hang out until then?
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Or just heart each
other's Instas until spring?
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I'm not on Instagram.
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Catherine.
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We're gonna lose.
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What are you talking about?
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They have a secret weapon.
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- So do we.
- Theirs is better.
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What could be better
than something so valuable
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it had to be smuggled up Donna's...
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Ghost orchids.
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Oh.
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[DOWNBEAT MUSIC]
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What's the big deal?
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They're only found in Cuba and, like,
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remote Caribbean islands.
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And now they're in Bloomfield Hills.
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We're gonna lose hard.
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[WHIMSICAL MUSIC]
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Is it today?
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It is, honey.
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Why do you look so sad?
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I just really want to win.
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But you always say it
doesn't matter if we win or lose.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Not when it comes to gardening.
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[PENSIVE MUSIC]
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The Southeastern Michigan Gardening Cup
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is awarded by point system
in four main categories.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Number one, unity and
balance of garden design.
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Number two, horticultural
elements of the flower,
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such as color, size,
texture, and height.
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Number three, proper maintenance
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such as weeding,
deadheading, and overall upkeep.
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And finally, number four,
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00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,668
the use of hardscape elements to enhance
266
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:12,326
- but not overwhelm the design.
- [MUSIC WINDS DOWN]
267
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,109
[CROW CAWS]
268
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,372
Take that, Bloomfield Hills.
269
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,767
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
270
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,073
What did you do?
271
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,727
Put us back in the game.
272
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,989
They're so...
273
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,121
Large.
274
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,557
How do I know these guys?
275
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,993
So they're called Moai.
276
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:34,195
You may recognize
them from Easter Island
277
00:11:34,196 --> 00:11:36,695
where they represent the
ancestors of the Rapa Nui.
278
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,823
No, the mai tais at Trader Vic's
279
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,656
come in glasses just like these.
280
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:46,357
So Buzz got them on loan
from a gallery downtown.
281
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:49,048
What do the Moai have
to do with anything?
282
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:55,056
Well, they... they watch over
and, uh, protect the community.
283
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,845
Mm-mm.
284
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,287
Excuse me?
285
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,981
No.
286
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:05,549
Oh, that sounds, uh, very negative.
287
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,638
[TENSE MUSIC]
288
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,937
You take them back to whatever gallery
289
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,606
they came from right now
before the judge gets here.
290
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,399
You can't take them out.
291
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,646
Exactly.
292
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,673
Buzz's city workers
already got called away
293
00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:20,239
for some water main
break on Kercheval, so...
294
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,652
They're crushing the delphinium.
295
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,451
And the foxgloves and the Loropetalum.
296
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,235
And the azaleas.
297
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,134
You had no right.
298
00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:31,959
Catherine, we had to call an audible.
299
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,044
We didn't spend months and months
300
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,072
on this design for people to miss work
301
00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:38,006
and soccer games and family trips
302
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,280
for you to call an audible!
303
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,096
So I did what I had to do
304
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:45,889
to get the cup back into our cabinet.
305
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,113
We are a club.
306
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:50,309
Yes, we are, Catherine.
307
00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:53,613
With appointed positions, right?
308
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:01,375
[WHISPERING] President, vice president.
309
00:13:04,771 --> 00:13:08,105
OK, so there is a guy walking towards us
310
00:13:08,106 --> 00:13:10,668
who might be the judge, or
he might be a street mime.
311
00:13:10,669 --> 00:13:12,557
I don't know. It's a weird look,
and I don't feel good about it.
312
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,083
- OK.
- OK, OK, OK, Riku.
313
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,445
Riku!
314
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,713
Ah, Riku, gosh.
315
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:21,060
Welcome to our enchanted garden.
316
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:24,411
[PLUCKY MUSIC]
317
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:27,232
[SIGHS]
318
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:32,419
[PHONE RINGING]
319
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,073
Knock, knock.
320
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,031
They let you take lunch around here?
321
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,424
I gotta work, Dad.
322
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,431
Thought you might say that.
323
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:49,479
I got chicken for you.
324
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,830
Um, Mom send you?
325
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,440
Come on, Dougie, this is stupid.
326
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,268
Hmm.
327
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,127
I mean, I'm in a tough spot here.
328
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,445
Always cleaning up her mess, yeah.
329
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,422
Well, I am her husband.
330
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,578
Mm-hmm.
331
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,537
And you are my dad.
332
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,495
Come on, Dougie.
333
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,346
Can't we just get back to being
334
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,675
a normal dysfunctional family again?
335
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:15,354
You let her spend all
your money humiliating me
336
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,022
because you're her lapdog.
337
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,947
You did it to yourself.
338
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,339
What?
339
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,113
I should have never
sent you to that art camp.
340
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,838
What does Interlochen
have to do with any of it?
341
00:14:27,838 --> 00:14:28,838
You come home with some trophy,
342
00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:30,452
and next thing we
know, you have facial hair
343
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,620
and a tribal tattoo.
344
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,686
I don't even know what that means.
345
00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:35,775
What is so bad about this, huh?
346
00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:36,855
You're making money.
347
00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:38,021
You're climbing the ranks.
348
00:14:38,022 --> 00:14:40,748
Just like you always wanted.
349
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,964
Someday, you're gonna realize
350
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,050
you should be thanking your mother
351
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,207
for shaking some sense into you.
352
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,625
OK.
353
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,948
Lunch is over.
354
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:59,010
[SOMBER MUSIC]
355
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,252
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
356
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,384
Mm.
357
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,117
Leave some for other people.
358
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,213
But I'm hungry.
359
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,693
There's a full dinner.
360
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,087
[PANICKED BREATHING]
You have to come with me.
361
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,002
What happened?
362
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,177
It's Doug.
363
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,440
- Is he OK?
- No.
364
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:24,827
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
365
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:29,174
[POLO & PAN'S "AQUALAND"]
366
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:37,678
Unique choice.
367
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:42,456
Well, we felt it brought
a spiritual significance.
368
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,990
The craftsmanship...
369
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,340
is exquisite.
370
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,994
[SINGING IN FRENCH]
371
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,292
Thank you so much.
372
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,656
Stunning.
373
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,779
No other club was
able to get their hands
374
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,435
on marigolds this season.
375
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,664
You've just got to know where to look.
376
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,275
Marigolds!
377
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,326
These beds...
378
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:23,773
are impeccably groomed.
379
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,522
We're very proactive
when it comes to weeding.
380
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,035
Am I hallucinating?
381
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,082
Um, could be the pollen.
382
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,873
How did you get Japanese Ranunculus
383
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,477
to grow in this climate?
384
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,132
They just needed a little encouragement.
385
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:47,213
You're the sexiest
sapling I've ever seen.
386
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,486
Is that a smile?
387
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,314
It's not not a smile.
388
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,230
It seems like more of a smirk.
389
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,863
Is that good or bad?
390
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,154
We're getting all 10s.
391
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:07,808
- Wh...
- How do you know?
392
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,028
Donna used to do handwriting
analysis for a friend of hers
393
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,970
that worked in the Bureau,
and she said she could tell
394
00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:14,902
by the way the pen was moving.
395
00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:17,118
[LAUGHS] We just might
have a shot at this thing.
396
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,297
[LAUGHTER]
397
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,690
You're welcome, Catherine.
398
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,257
Oh.
399
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:25,956
Oh.
400
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,741
Whew.
401
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,685
You guys win?
402
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,789
We won't know till later.
403
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,761
- Ooh, brutal.
- Yeah.
404
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,228
The events are all spread out.
405
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,806
Mm, like a bar mitzvah.
406
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,057
[LAUGHS]
407
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,710
What are you doing?
408
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:44,714
I'm reading your takedown of my mom.
409
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,195
[TENSE MUSIC]
410
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,979
Oh, it's nothing.
411
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,330
Yeah, I was just venting.
412
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,526
Yeah. Why did you write this?
413
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,861
I don't know.
414
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,080
It's just built up.
415
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,841
You put every horrible thing
that she's ever done in here.
416
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,390
OK.
417
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,219
Well, it's like the news, right?
418
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,569
There's always an angle,
419
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:18,060
depending on which site you're on.
420
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,671
Well...
421
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,109
you've always been right about my mom.
422
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,545
I have?
423
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,024
Yeah.
424
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:38,314
I mean, they're selfish
and materialistic and judgy.
425
00:18:38,315 --> 00:18:42,598
They... They think they're
better than everyone else.
426
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,513
How many of those have you had?
427
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:50,514
Enough to make me
realize that they're monsters.
428
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,441
Wouldn't it be great if
everyone in town read this?
429
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,922
[LAUGHS] Are you kidding me?
430
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:06,101
No, Patty wouldn't be
able to set foot in the village
431
00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:07,580
without people pointing.
432
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,774
Bye-bye to their favorite
table at St. Clair Grille.
433
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,932
- Yeah.
- [LAUGHS]
434
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,195
Oh, the quilting circle
would have a lot to talk about.
435
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,987
Oh, enough for so many quilts.
436
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,213
- So many.
- Yeah.
437
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:26,663
They'd never speak to us again.
438
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,429
And how is that a bad thing?
439
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,980
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
440
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,533
- [PAPER SMACKS]
- Mm.
441
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,028
Looking for one of these?
442
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,664
Always.
443
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,754
Haven't seen you at
the tennis club lately.
444
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,858
Because you guys kicked me out.
445
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,846
Water under the bridge, ladies.
446
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,197
Well, cheers.
447
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,546
[GLASSES CLINK]
448
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,243
So...
449
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,566
how's the gardening?
450
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,880
[LAUGHS] You mean community service.
451
00:20:08,881 --> 00:20:09,927
Call it what you want.
452
00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:11,835
Those pampas plumes are gorge.
453
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,483
Who knew you had such an eye?
454
00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:14,985
Oh.
455
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,041
I missed you bitches.
456
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,086
Samesies.
457
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,306
[LAUGHTER]
458
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,612
Any room on the gala invite list?
459
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:27,436
You know, for some old friends.
460
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:34,357
I'm sure I could get Marilyn
to move a few names around.
461
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,756
[GASP] To old friends.
462
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,192
To old friends.
463
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,265
Welcome, everyone.
464
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:46,144
It's the moment you've
all been waiting for.
465
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:49,725
I'd like to thank all the
garden clubs here today
466
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,250
for bringing their communities together
467
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,382
while beautifying their cities.
468
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,471
[APPLAUSE]
469
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,690
Where have you been?
470
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,234
Ending my social penance.
471
00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:00,519
Cool. Where's my beer?
472
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,010
Oh. Sorry, I forgot.
473
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,522
- We can share.
- Shh!
474
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:09,523
And what a privilege it is
to have our honored judge,
475
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:13,480
Riku, renowned horticulturalist
476
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,276
and landscaper to the stars,
477
00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:18,841
decide this year's cup winner.
478
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,224
Riku.
479
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,631
- Oh, my God, this is torture.
- Mm-hmm.
480
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,535
OK, let's get to it already.
481
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:32,202
And this year's winner...
482
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:35,293
was not an easy decision.
483
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,077
Come on.
484
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:40,006
The difference between
the winner and the runner up
485
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,909
was a mere three points,
486
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,737
but there is only one
487
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:48,610
Southeastern Michigan Gardening Cup,
488
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:51,091
and this year it goes to...
489
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,615
Donna, hold my clutch for
me when I'm up there, please.
490
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:56,915
The Bloomfield Hills Garden Guild!
491
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,360
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
492
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,963
[PLUCKY MUSIC]
493
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,320
[PERSON WHISTLES]
494
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,862
[GENTLE MUSIC]
495
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,843
- [GROANS]
- I know.
496
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,300
To work this hard?
497
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,345
And then, poof.
498
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,433
It's just gone.
499
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,826
How did this happen?
500
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:34,221
Cultural appropriation.
501
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,309
What?
502
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,093
'Cause of Stonehenge over there.
503
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:39,835
They took eight points
off for hardscape?
504
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:40,923
We would have won.
505
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:41,942
Yeah, that would have been better.
506
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,099
- Yeah.
- [SIGHS]
507
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,753
Marilyn did us dirty.
508
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,102
Two years in a row.
509
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,583
Why do we keep letting her?
510
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:49,889
She's the president.
511
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,499
Doesn't have to be.
512
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,589
[PLUCKY MUSIC]
513
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,471
Donna?
514
00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,115
Did you say something?
515
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,004
I've never heard her speak before.
516
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,920
- None of us have.
- Weirdly louder than I imagined.
517
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,605
We can impeach Marilyn.
518
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,924
Says who?
519
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:17,046
There's a bylaw from 1957.
520
00:23:17,053 --> 00:23:21,065
Someone's been thinking
about this for a while.
521
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,026
When faced with a dereliction of duty,
522
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:26,360
the garden society can
hold a vote of no confidence.
523
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,840
It's that easy?
524
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,451
But it has to be unanimous.
525
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:34,412
Um, how would we even...
526
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,080
Raise your hands if you want to replace
527
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,807
Marilyn with Catherine!
528
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:42,820
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
529
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:56,363
With your vote, she's out.
530
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:05,944
So who's gonna tell Marilyn
that she's been impeached?
531
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,367
It feels like a job for
our new president.
532
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:16,192
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
533
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,499
Dougie always said
you liked to write here.
534
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,674
Oh, yeah.
535
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:22,335
Just, um, hard to be creative
536
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,027
in my, uh... my classroom.
537
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:26,339
Get you a refill?
538
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,943
No, I'm good.
539
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,300
Oh.
540
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,685
Any snacks?
541
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,731
[SIGHS]
542
00:24:32,732 --> 00:24:35,516
You OK, Keith?
543
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,918
- May I?
- Yeah.
544
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,397
I admire what you and my son have.
545
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:48,921
Thank you.
546
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,584
Dougie really trusts you.
547
00:24:55,145 --> 00:25:00,598
I can't get him to forgive you guys.
548
00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:07,853
When Patty was a weather girl,
549
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:10,203
she worked with Skip Harding.
550
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:12,379
Oh, the one who covers sports?
551
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,428
Yeah.
552
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,054
Weeknights, 6:00 and 11:00.
553
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,459
Yeah.
554
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:25,265
Was he the one who
sexually harassed her?
555
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,872
More mutual.
556
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:27,916
Oh, my God.
557
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,744
Not much harassment.
558
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:31,964
Yeah, just the sex part.
559
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:35,286
No, I, uh... I get it.
560
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,884
Anyways, um, to save our marriage,
561
00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:44,542
we decided that she would
quit the station and have a baby.
562
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,934
Sounds healthy.
563
00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,588
[LAUGHS]
564
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,983
It's what we people do here
to avoid our real problems.
565
00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:55,308
Patty, uh, left out those details.
566
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,380
Not surprised.
567
00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:00,516
Does Doug know any of this?
568
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:13,000
He's... all I have, Alice.
569
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:21,445
I'm sorry.
570
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:28,020
I should let you get to it.
571
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:31,154
So what are you writing about?
572
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:34,766
Uh, just a little Grosse Pointe satire.
573
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:37,595
Well, I play golf with the
editor of "The Gazette."
574
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,014
Really?
575
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:44,182
It's not New York, but if you
ever want to get it out there.
576
00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:47,866
I don't think now is the right time.
577
00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,345
You just let me know.
578
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:53,210
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
579
00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,660
...trying to kill him!
580
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:00,748
[SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
581
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,010
Brett, come on!
582
00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:04,317
- Someone do something.
- Oh, my God, stop!
583
00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:05,840
- No!
- [GRUNTS]
584
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,842
Knock it off!
585
00:27:07,843 --> 00:27:09,168
Doug. Doug!
586
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,169
Oh, my God.
587
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,280
Your son's a psycho!
588
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,631
Get the hell out of here.
589
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,415
How could you?
590
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,546
Tonight?
591
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,766
Do you have any idea how this looks?
592
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:19,877
That's enough, Patty.
593
00:27:19,878 --> 00:27:21,848
Look at you, destroying
property like some...
594
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,307
like some drunk hooligan.
595
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,351
Patty!
596
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,295
Leave the kid alone.
597
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:29,847
[TENSE MUSIC]
598
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,011
Dad!
599
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:40,919
Are you OK?
600
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,175
What do you think?
601
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:46,446
Hey, uh...
602
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:48,328
Dad?
603
00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,586
You were finally on track, Dougie.
604
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,887
You're gonna throw this all away
605
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,846
because some guy mad dogs you?
606
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,799
OK, you don't know what's going on, OK?
607
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,940
I know whatever it is,
it doesn't excuse you
608
00:27:58,941 --> 00:28:01,791
from behaving like some escaped gorilla.
609
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:04,725
He's in love with my wife, Dad.
610
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:08,328
[MUFFLED POP MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
611
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,918
Does she feel the same way?
612
00:28:20,919 --> 00:28:23,524
I don't know anymore.
613
00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:29,378
[SIGHS]
614
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:35,028
Just get an Uber, OK?
615
00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,552
Thanks for, um...
616
00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:45,505
You know.
617
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:46,985
Yeah.
618
00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:50,588
[SOMBER MUSIC]
619
00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:55,036
Just go.
620
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:13,719
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
621
00:29:18,479 --> 00:29:20,192
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
622
00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,410
[DOOR CLICKS]
623
00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:23,417
I'm here to see Marilyn.
624
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,353
Right this way.
625
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,423
She's in here.
626
00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,904
[ENYA'S "AMARANTINE" PLAYING]
627
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:40,647
♪ You know when you
give your love away ♪
628
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:44,782
Marilyn, we've all been talking.
629
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,706
Oh, I'm sure you have.
630
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,789
We've been trying to figure out
631
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,662
the best path forward for us as a club.
632
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:57,533
Oh.
633
00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,797
[CAT MEOWS]
634
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,321
I didn't offer you coffee.
635
00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:03,467
Oh, uh, I'm...
636
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,844
I'm fine, really.
637
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,629
It's no trouble.
638
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:09,894
♪ A whisper, a word ♪
639
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,287
♪ Promises you give ♪
640
00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:16,509
♪ You feel it in the
heartbeat of the day ♪
641
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,554
[WATER TRICKLING]
642
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:22,378
Uh, I think you forgot the coffee.
643
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,431
Oh.
644
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:27,389
Yeah, I guess, um...
645
00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:28,695
I guess we're out.
646
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,958
[CRYING]
647
00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:35,136
♪ Amarantine, amarantine ♪
648
00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:37,710
We've come to a very difficult decision.
649
00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:39,371
I'm resigning.
650
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:46,225
You're still in that robe?
651
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,803
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
652
00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:51,152
Sorry about the loss.
653
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,975
Oh, we'll come back stronger.
654
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,503
Just have to make some changes.
655
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:57,985
You're taking it a lot
better than this one.
656
00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:00,807
Guess we all mourn in our own way.
657
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:05,036
Honey, uh, you need to
get in the shower and...
658
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:07,156
and put your face on lickety split.
659
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,866
I'm not going, Buzz.
660
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,035
Well, I can't do a ribbon cutting
661
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,348
without my wife at my side.
662
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,307
[WHISPERING] How can I face everyone?
663
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,178
[SOFTLY] It's a new cell phone store.
664
00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:21,791
Believe me, no one cares
about your flower contest.
665
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:24,802
Then why don't you take Tara?
666
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:29,095
Don't embarrass yourself
in front of your friend.
667
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:33,455
Please, just do not expect me to go.
668
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,849
It's your job, Marilyn.
669
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,896
♪ Amarantine ♪
670
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,375
♪ Love is love is love ♪
671
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:42,725
Maybe you can talk some sense into her.
672
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,858
I'll be waiting in the car.
673
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:47,774
♪ Amarantine ♪
674
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:50,864
♪ Amarantine ♪
675
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:55,869
♪ Love is love is love ♪
676
00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:58,082
Being the mayor's wife is... is, uh...
677
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,812
it's a full-time job.
678
00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,688
To him.
679
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:10,683
He needs me.
680
00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,133
[SIGHS]
681
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,326
We need you more.
682
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:29,207
Why?
683
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,907
Because, well, he may be the mayor,
684
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,777
but you...
685
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,537
are the goddamn president
686
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,223
of the Grosse Pointe Garden Society.
687
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,753
But you're really gonna
need to up your design game
688
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,528
for next year.
689
00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:49,009
Well, you know, I
really love a koi pond.
690
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:52,508
[PLUCKY MUSIC]
691
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:55,723
And even though the Tigers
pulled it out in the ninth,
692
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,713
it wasn't enough to get
them into the playoffs.
693
00:32:57,714 --> 00:33:00,803
Seats will be empty at
Comerica Park for another year.
694
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,066
I'm Skip Harding.
695
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,545
Back to you, Skylar.
696
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,025
- Hi.
- Hi, baby.
697
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,375
[TOM BROMLEY'S "AD NAUSEUM" PLAYING]
698
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:08,811
[SIGHS]
699
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,466
Oh, my goodness.
700
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,991
I thought we were going out tonight.
701
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,384
This is for tomorrow.
702
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,125
This is, um...
703
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:20,171
this is more food than Thanksgiving.
704
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:22,477
I invited your parents.
705
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:23,696
You did what?
706
00:33:23,696 --> 00:33:25,044
Yeah, I've been thinking...
707
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,481
Come on, Alice.
708
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:28,831
They're not gonna be around forever.
709
00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,964
That doesn't excuse what they did.
710
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:33,552
Well, the more you push someone away,
711
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,316
the harder it is to get them back.
712
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:37,927
Yeah, I'm kind of OK with that.
713
00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:42,062
Well, I thought I was with my mom too.
714
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,846
It's not the same.
715
00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:47,676
♪ Don't wanna keep on
crashing the same old car ♪
716
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,461
♪ But I can't stop ♪
717
00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,419
What if we had a baby?
718
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,241
Um...
719
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,078
I didn't know that was on the table.
720
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,776
Someday, maybe.
721
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:03,779
OK.
722
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,043
Wow.
723
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:10,395
I would want our kid
to have grandparents.
724
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,527
[SIGHS]
725
00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:15,035
Wouldn't you?
726
00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:18,055
[SIGHS]
727
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,883
Do I have to be nice?
728
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:23,277
I never am.
729
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:24,757
[LAUGHS]
730
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,628
♪ Wipe the tears away ♪
731
00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:28,587
♪ Head bangs the drum ♪
732
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,858
I am just saying,
733
00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:32,025
Turks and Caicos crushed St. Kitts.
734
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,206
Oh, that villa.
735
00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:34,995
That view.
736
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,770
How are your kids?
737
00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,089
- Ew.
- Huh?
738
00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:45,195
My son just decided to
study in Shanghai for a year.
739
00:34:45,196 --> 00:34:46,213
Ooh!
740
00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,127
That's a sexy place to visit.
741
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,217
I don't like Chinese food.
742
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:53,702
My little princess just wrapped
my BMW around a tree.
743
00:34:53,703 --> 00:34:54,917
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
744
00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:57,485
I've been in a rental for three weeks.
745
00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:59,388
But is she OK?
746
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:00,457
She's fine.
747
00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:01,891
It's what she does to get even with me.
748
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:04,101
Why I sent mine to boarding school.
749
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,664
- Isn't Brian, like, ten?
- Oh, yeah.
750
00:35:06,665 --> 00:35:08,540
Get them out early
before the problem starts.
751
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:09,932
[LAUGHS]
752
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,317
You were the only smart one, B.
753
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:12,544
No babies.
754
00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,415
But she still married
someone in a diaper.
755
00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:16,939
[LAUGHTER]
756
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,490
With a giant piggy bank.
757
00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:22,691
[LAUGHTER]
758
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,166
Your life's the best.
759
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,541
One giant party.
760
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,734
OK, ladies. [CLAPS]
761
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:30,649
Dream vacay.
762
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,504
Uh, Amalfi Coast. Duh.
763
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,048
Yeah, but on a sailboat in the Med
764
00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:36,091
so we don't have to, like,
you know, see the locals.
765
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,917
Oh, yeah.
766
00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:40,006
What about you, Birdie?
767
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:41,263
Oh.
768
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:44,184
Um...
769
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,665
Shanghai with my son.
770
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,449
Or Turks and Caicos.
771
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:52,018
Or anywhere if it meant
he would talk to me.
772
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:55,413
[MUFFLED POP MUSIC PLAYING]
773
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,198
I mean, if I had a son.
774
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,957
[CHUCKLES]
775
00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,594
Are we doing brunch on Sunday?
776
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,578
Hell, yeah. Blood orange mimosas.
777
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:05,771
My favorite.
778
00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:08,040
Oh, my God, we should go on your boat.
779
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,166
It'd be so fun.
780
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,080
I'm, uh...
781
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:16,172
I'm gonna go.
782
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:33,433
[TENSE MUSIC]
783
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,370
Well, maybe they were just celebrating.
784
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,448
He was rubbing the judge's thigh.
785
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,504
What part?
786
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,933
What part of your thigh are you cool
787
00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:48,117
with your pal rubbing at the bar?
788
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,336
Mm.
789
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,685
It's a big accusation.
790
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,418
Yeah, but we can't just let them cheat
791
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,558
their way to another cup.
792
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,995
There's no way to prove it.
793
00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,039
[SIGHS]
794
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,346
Oh, there's a way.
795
00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:00,782
How?
796
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:04,230
Give me a name and a black light.
797
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,094
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
798
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:09,817
[LAUGHS]
799
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,055
This is outrageous!
800
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:15,710
It's a clear ethics violation, Clark.
801
00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:17,317
You want to talk ethics?
802
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,028
Who stole last year's
cup out of our trophy case?
803
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,346
OK, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
804
00:37:22,347 --> 00:37:24,074
But even if I did, you stole it from us
805
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,155
with your genetically
engineered magnolias!
806
00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:28,704
Well, there's no rule against
fraternizing with a judge.
807
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:32,267
More like frenching, huh, Theodore?
808
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,948
Well, it all depends on when it started.
809
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,630
Not that it's any of your business,
810
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,561
but Riku and I met at
the awards ceremony
811
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:41,823
and just happened to hit it off.
812
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:44,216
Oh, please. You've been boning that man
813
00:37:44,217 --> 00:37:45,721
six ways from Sunday for months.
814
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,176
Is that true, Teddy?
815
00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,177
Pure rubbish.
816
00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:49,570
So I'm crazy then?
817
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:53,748
Clark, we both know
that roof ain't nailed tight.
818
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:57,186
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
819
00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:59,379
Janetta?
820
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,671
Who's this?
821
00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:05,804
My housekeeper.
822
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,076
Janetta, why don't you tell Clark
823
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:11,679
who you saw hot-tubbing with
your employer two weeks ago.
824
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,247
Do not answer that, Janetta.
825
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,205
[SCOFFS] Or what?
826
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:18,207
No Cinnabon gift card this year?
827
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,731
[LAUGHS]
828
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,882
I was always very generous with you.
829
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,874
I have diabetes, you prick.
830
00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:29,846
[SIGHS]
831
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,049
So why do we have to cut all this down?
832
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,704
To make sure it all
comes back next season.
833
00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,315
What about you?
834
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,360
What about me?
835
00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:43,570
How do we make sure you
come back next season?
836
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,191
Don't worry.
837
00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:47,062
I'm a perennial.
838
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:50,071
Do you have any idea what that means?
839
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:53,242
I'm coming back.
840
00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:57,191
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
841
00:38:57,378 --> 00:39:01,088
As president of the Grosse
Pointe Garden Society,
842
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:04,383
I am pleased to announce
that Bloomfield Hills was
843
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,134
disqualified this morning.
844
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,520
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
845
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,912
Hey, there's your win.
846
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,740
On a technicality, but I'll take it.
847
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:15,352
And I think we're all in agreement
848
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,642
that we couldn't have done
it without our fearless leader.
849
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:23,621
Well, now, uh, the committee
has sent over some champers
850
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:25,815
in the pavilion.
851
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,234
Not you, Donna.
852
00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:29,757
You have a second?
853
00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,585
Now you need your win.
854
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,108
What do you mean?
855
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:34,675
What are you gonna do with that essay?
856
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,807
Oh.
857
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,724
Absolutely nothing.
858
00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:43,275
[GENTLE MUSIC]
859
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:52,687
[KNOCKING]
860
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,730
[SIGHS] Hey, guys.
861
00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:06,737
Oh.
862
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,317
[CLEARS THROAT]
863
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:09,406
Mm.
864
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:14,670
OK, uh, let's open that.
865
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:19,750
It looks delicious.
866
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,201
It's your recipe.
867
00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:24,421
Thank you.
868
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,336
I did it for myself.
869
00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:28,816
Why?
870
00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:32,139
Because now you owe me.
871
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:36,599
What do you want?
872
00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,653
You'll be the first to know.
873
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:43,483
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
874
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,102
Let's eat.
875
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:52,574
Like I said, in every relationship,
876
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,251
there's a gardener and a garden.
877
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:07,681
♪ I can hear ♪
878
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:11,076
♪ The buzzing sounds ♪
879
00:41:13,688 --> 00:41:18,997
♪ I can't feel ♪
880
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,086
♪ The scraping sounds ♪
881
00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:23,279
♪ I can't think ♪
882
00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:31,209
But being a gardener comes with power.
883
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:35,100
Try the machete.
884
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,536
♪ Alive ♪
885
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:40,584
♪ Sigh ♪
886
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,543
If you don't use it right...
887
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,067
♪ I could have lived forever ♪
888
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,756
- Everything dies.
- [THWACK]
889
00:41:48,787 --> 00:41:53,787
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