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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,081 --> 00:00:22,071 Found anything? 2 00:00:22,121 --> 00:00:25,041 Not sure. It's a good signal though. 3 00:00:57,041 --> 00:00:58,201 What you got? 4 00:01:01,721 --> 00:01:02,841 Nothing. 5 00:01:13,201 --> 00:01:17,191 ♪ Will you search through the lonely Earth for me? 6 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:21,791 ♪ Climb through the briar and brambles? 7 00:01:21,841 --> 00:01:25,801 ♪ I'll be your treasure 8 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,561 ♪ I'm waiting for you 9 00:01:31,441 --> 00:01:34,231 ♪ I'm waiting for you. ♪ 10 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:38,591 Oh, this is hopeless. I'm not getting anything. 11 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,631 We don't even know if we're in the right field. 12 00:01:40,681 --> 00:01:42,351 Patience, grasshopper. 13 00:01:42,401 --> 00:01:43,911 If only Bishop could remember 14 00:01:43,961 --> 00:01:46,601 ~ roughly where they ploughed up the gold. ~ Mate... 15 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:48,881 What? 16 00:01:49,921 --> 00:01:51,071 Keep it down. 17 00:01:51,121 --> 00:01:53,671 What, you think the Antiquisearchers have bugged the field? 18 00:01:53,721 --> 00:01:55,631 Well, I wouldn't put it past them. 19 00:01:55,681 --> 00:01:58,431 ~ Various gold artefacts were ploughed up... ~ What are you doing? 20 00:01:58,481 --> 00:02:00,511 .. on this farm several decades ago 21 00:02:00,561 --> 00:02:04,031 and we think it's the site of an important Saxon ship burial! 22 00:02:04,081 --> 00:02:05,631 What are you doing, idiot? 23 00:02:05,681 --> 00:02:07,841 Mate, there's no-one within a mile and a half. 24 00:02:09,281 --> 00:02:14,041 Oh, something, anything, just to let us know we're on the right track. 25 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:21,201 What you got? 26 00:02:24,241 --> 00:02:25,831 20p. 27 00:02:25,881 --> 00:02:27,161 Don't knock it, mate. 28 00:02:39,081 --> 00:02:40,121 Cheers. 29 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,841 ~ Oh, cheers. ~ That didn't go down at all well. 30 00:03:00,001 --> 00:03:01,791 Thought you were a vegetarian? 31 00:03:01,841 --> 00:03:02,871 I am. 32 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:05,591 What you doing eating pork scratchings then? 33 00:03:05,641 --> 00:03:08,521 ~ They're just crisps. They're just pork flavour. ~ No, they're not. 34 00:03:09,761 --> 00:03:11,631 ~ They're pig skin. ~ Shut up. 35 00:03:11,681 --> 00:03:15,951 Pork scratchings are fried pig skin, mate. Look at the ingredients. 36 00:03:16,001 --> 00:03:18,191 They can't sell packets of fried pig skin. 37 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,911 Shit! 38 00:03:19,961 --> 00:03:22,711 ~ How long's this been going on? ~ It's always been so. 39 00:03:22,761 --> 00:03:24,041 Nobody ever told me. 40 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:28,071 So you still up for the open mic on Thursday? 41 00:03:28,121 --> 00:03:30,071 I'm up for it if you are. 42 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:32,031 Yeah. I think so. 43 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,071 How you getting on with playing and standing up? 44 00:03:34,121 --> 00:03:37,871 Not happening, mate. I'm thinking about making it my gimmick. 45 00:03:37,921 --> 00:03:39,391 What do you mean? 46 00:03:39,441 --> 00:03:41,111 Well, Sandy Shaw performed barefoot, 47 00:03:41,161 --> 00:03:43,471 Nick Drake performed with his back to the audience, 48 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:44,961 I can perform cross-legged. 49 00:03:46,121 --> 00:03:48,871 ~ Sounds a bit pretentious. ~ No, it's not pretentious, is it? 50 00:03:48,921 --> 00:03:52,121 It's not an affectation because I can't actually do it standing up. 51 00:03:55,801 --> 00:03:57,311 What are they doing here? 52 00:03:57,361 --> 00:03:58,601 This isn't their pub. 53 00:04:00,761 --> 00:04:02,071 Afternoon, ladies. 54 00:04:02,121 --> 00:04:03,831 ~ Infantile. ~ Are you? 55 00:04:03,881 --> 00:04:05,831 I'm not playing that game. 56 00:04:05,881 --> 00:04:07,791 You're brave coming here. 57 00:04:07,841 --> 00:04:12,751 We hear some interesting artefacts were found on Bishop's farm. 58 00:04:12,801 --> 00:04:15,511 ~ Don't know what you're talking about. ~ Oh, I think you do. 59 00:04:15,561 --> 00:04:16,951 We haven't found anything, 60 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:20,191 unless you consider drinks cans and barbed wire interesting. 61 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:23,361 I wouldn't expect you two personally to have found anything. 62 00:04:25,721 --> 00:04:30,911 I'm referring to various items of a possible historical interest 63 00:04:30,961 --> 00:04:33,081 that were shown to you by farmer Bishop. 64 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:37,071 Nope, sorry, you've lost us. 65 00:04:37,121 --> 00:04:39,231 Whether or not you found the items, 66 00:04:39,281 --> 00:04:41,751 you have a responsibility to report anything 67 00:04:41,801 --> 00:04:45,231 that could be considered treasure trove to the district coroner. 68 00:04:45,281 --> 00:04:46,831 No, we don't. 69 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:49,551 Oh, so you do know what I'm talking about. 70 00:04:49,601 --> 00:04:51,161 No, we don't. 71 00:04:55,001 --> 00:04:58,031 You have 14 days to report the finds, 72 00:04:58,081 --> 00:05:02,311 otherwise I shall alert the relevant authorities myself. 73 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:04,631 Actually, 12 days now. 74 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,031 ~ Christ, he can speak. ~ Is he allowed to talk? 75 00:05:07,081 --> 00:05:10,311 You're in trouble now, mate. You wait till he gets you home. 76 00:05:10,361 --> 00:05:13,391 Come along, Paul. These amateurs are beneath us. 77 00:05:13,441 --> 00:05:15,441 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 78 00:05:18,321 --> 00:05:21,121 Always have to have the last word, don't you? Hmm? 79 00:05:25,121 --> 00:05:26,161 No. 80 00:05:30,681 --> 00:05:32,201 His name actually is Paul. 81 00:05:33,441 --> 00:05:36,191 How did they find out? Bishop must have told them. 82 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,991 Maybe you're right, maybe they bugged the field. 83 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,311 What we going to do? 84 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:44,121 That site's too important to lose. We have to defend it. 85 00:05:46,081 --> 00:05:48,631 We have to get the full might of the DMDC on our side. 86 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,551 ~ All seven of them. ~ Exactly. 87 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,431 Blitz the place. 88 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:54,961 Let's go and talk to Terry, mobilise the troops. 89 00:06:13,521 --> 00:06:14,721 Somebody's coming. 90 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,321 What's that, love? 91 00:06:19,721 --> 00:06:21,631 Somebody's coming. 92 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:22,831 Who? 93 00:06:22,881 --> 00:06:26,191 Two. One short, one thin. 94 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:27,401 Righto. 95 00:06:28,761 --> 00:06:31,081 Oh, they're here. 96 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:42,711 Evening, Terence. 97 00:06:42,761 --> 00:06:45,321 Hello, Lance. Hello, Andy. What can I do you for? 98 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:52,401 ~ Oh, it's you. Hello. ~ Oh, hello, Sheila. ~ Hello, Sheila. 99 00:06:53,521 --> 00:06:56,161 ~ Would you like some lemonade? ~ Oh, no, thanks, Sheila. 100 00:06:57,841 --> 00:06:59,671 It's fresh. 101 00:06:59,721 --> 00:07:01,831 I'll have some, Sheila, thank you. 102 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:03,631 Oh, go on, then, yeah. That'll be nice. 103 00:07:03,681 --> 00:07:05,281 Yes, please, darling. Lovely. 104 00:07:10,481 --> 00:07:12,111 New acquisition, Terry? 105 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:14,871 Oh, no. No, just reordering. 106 00:07:14,921 --> 00:07:18,391 I thought I'd try them in denomination rather than date order. 107 00:07:18,441 --> 00:07:19,551 Oh, interesting. 108 00:07:19,601 --> 00:07:22,551 Obviously ordered chronologically within a denomination. 109 00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:23,801 Obviously. 110 00:07:29,001 --> 00:07:31,951 So... to what do I owe the honour? 111 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:33,151 It's Bishop's farm. 112 00:07:33,201 --> 00:07:35,271 Is he standing in your way? He is, isn't he? 113 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:36,871 Well, it's hardly surprising. 114 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:39,351 I mean, if I had buried my wife in a shallow grave, 115 00:07:39,401 --> 00:07:41,631 the last people I'd be inviting onto my property 116 00:07:41,681 --> 00:07:43,031 would be men with spades. 117 00:07:43,081 --> 00:07:44,591 No, no, we've got the permission. 118 00:07:44,641 --> 00:07:47,391 ~ Really? ~ Yeah, he was delighted. Pretty much giving us free rein. 119 00:07:47,441 --> 00:07:49,831 It's what he's told us about the place. 120 00:07:49,881 --> 00:07:53,791 ~ What's he told you? ~ Well, there's already been a dig at the farm, 121 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,231 but it was years ago, before the war. 122 00:07:56,281 --> 00:07:58,431 Dug a couple of trenches and then never returned. 123 00:07:58,481 --> 00:08:02,551 But then he showed us some things that had been ploughed up. 124 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:04,071 What sort of things? 125 00:08:04,121 --> 00:08:08,711 Well... important things. Beautiful things. 126 00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,441 Gold and garnets. 127 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:14,991 ~ Go on. ~ The other lot are sniffing around. ~ Antiquisearchers. 128 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:16,391 Are they? 129 00:08:16,441 --> 00:08:18,671 ~ They've got wind of it, have they? ~ Apparently so. 130 00:08:18,721 --> 00:08:22,231 So we need the club, the full weight of the club, behind us. 131 00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:24,631 ~ All seven of us. ~ What's he like, Bishop? 132 00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:27,311 ~ Mad as a frog, just like you said. ~ And has he mentioned the wife? 133 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:30,791 He's mentioned her to me but he was in some sort of trance. 134 00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:32,351 What's he up to? 135 00:08:32,401 --> 00:08:33,521 He's up to something. 136 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,631 And he's definitely given you permission to search the land? 137 00:08:37,681 --> 00:08:38,761 All except one field. 138 00:08:40,121 --> 00:08:42,471 Well, that's where she is. 139 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:43,551 We need to get up there. 140 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:45,551 Need to get over there soon, no time to lose. 141 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:47,951 ~ When then? ~ I can't tomorrow, I've got an essay to write. 142 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:49,831 ~ Well, I'm busy the day after. ~ Wednesday? 143 00:08:49,881 --> 00:08:51,791 ~ We need to rehearse for the gig. ~ You have a gig? 144 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:53,871 Open mic, White Horse. You should come. 145 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:56,191 ~ Sounds good. Thursday? ~ That's the day of the gig. 146 00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:58,591 ~ Can't do Thursday then. The day after? ~ Perfect. 147 00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,751 All right, it's set. 148 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,391 Oh, thanks, love. 149 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,481 ~ Thanks, Sheila. ~ I thank you. 150 00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:07,871 The DMDC. 151 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:09,001 ~ DMDC. ~ DMDC. 152 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:20,191 Wow. That's lemony. 153 00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:22,751 Gosh, it really is, isn't it? 154 00:09:22,801 --> 00:09:25,201 Well done, love. It's delicious. 155 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:52,321 Hello? 156 00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:56,631 Hello. Mags, it's me, Lance. 157 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:58,801 Oh, hello, love. Won't be a second. 158 00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:02,471 Hello, love. You all right? 159 00:10:02,521 --> 00:10:03,631 Yeah, good, you? 160 00:10:03,681 --> 00:10:06,871 Yeah, good, I was... I was just out the back. 161 00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,911 I brought you this back. 162 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:11,001 ~ Oh, is that mine? ~ Yeah, it's your favourite. 163 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:14,121 Oh, yeah. Thanks, love. 164 00:10:15,321 --> 00:10:17,951 ~ So are you still on for tomorrow? ~ What's tomorrow? 165 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:20,951 ~ Music night, White Horse. ~ Yeah? Who's playing? 166 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:22,951 I am. I told you. 167 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,561 ~ Me and Andy are doing one of my songs. ~ Oh, yeah, you said. 168 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:30,031 Oh, I thought that was next Thursday. Is that this Thursday? 169 00:10:30,081 --> 00:10:32,231 Yeah, it's tomorrow. You said you could come. 170 00:10:32,281 --> 00:10:33,991 I'll have to see what Tony's doing. 171 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,351 Oh, forget... Don't worry about Tony. 172 00:10:36,401 --> 00:10:38,671 I mean, if he can't make it, you should come on your own. 173 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,231 All right, I'll see what Tony's doing. What time's it start? 174 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:43,871 7:30 start, I think, but I'll text you. 175 00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:46,601 Who was it, Maggie? Said we should have closed up. 176 00:10:49,521 --> 00:10:51,391 ~ Oh, hello, Lance. ~ Tony. 177 00:10:51,441 --> 00:10:54,151 Lance just invited us to a music night tomorrow night. 178 00:10:54,201 --> 00:10:56,951 ~ We're not doing anything, are we? ~ I told you about it last week. 179 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:59,391 ~ Don't think so, sounds good. ~ Great. 180 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,721 We better carry on with our thing, Maggie. 181 00:11:02,961 --> 00:11:04,991 Moving those boxes. 182 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,751 Just coming. 183 00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:09,151 Oh, Lance, could you just flip the closed sign over 184 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,351 on your way out, please? 185 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:13,471 ~ Yeah, OK. I'll see you tomorrow night. ~ What's tomorrow night? 186 00:11:13,521 --> 00:11:15,151 The White Horse. 187 00:11:15,201 --> 00:11:17,441 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll see you there. 188 00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:20,081 See you, Lance. 189 00:11:29,281 --> 00:11:33,671 ♪ You were my new age girl 190 00:11:33,721 --> 00:11:36,951 ♪ You're the shine of the pearl You're the light of the fair 191 00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:40,041 ♪ You're the tilt-a-whirl... 192 00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,991 ♪ Tilt-a-whirl.... ♪ 193 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,081 Oh, no. 194 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,911 Tilt-a! 195 00:11:46,961 --> 00:11:49,391 ~ Whirl. ~ What is a tilt-a-whirl? 196 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:52,441 ~ It's a fairground ride. Like a waltzer. ~ Right. 197 00:11:57,201 --> 00:11:59,431 Come on, mate. I think it's sounding good. 198 00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:01,271 I don't even think this was a good idea. 199 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,791 Hey, I'm looking forward to it. 200 00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:05,921 So is Becky. 201 00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:11,511 Don't come. I don't want you to come. 202 00:12:11,561 --> 00:12:15,151 OK. And explain to me why I shouldn't be offended by that. 203 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,871 It's going to be awful. I want to spare you the pain. 204 00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:20,161 ~ Oh, dear. ~ And it will cause you pain. 205 00:12:21,161 --> 00:12:23,191 You were so adamant. 206 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:26,191 I've set the class an easy homework so I can have the night off marking. 207 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:29,191 I bought you this as a way of saying please, don't come. 208 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,111 Oh. 209 00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:32,231 Cheers. 210 00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:34,711 Honestly, it's going to be dreadful. You'll go off me. 211 00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:37,511 You'll see me up there on stage and you'll think, "What a prick. 212 00:12:37,561 --> 00:12:38,751 "What am I doing with him?" 213 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,031 You're making it sound better and better. 214 00:12:41,081 --> 00:12:43,471 This is a spectacle I don't want to miss. 215 00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:44,841 (Please.) 216 00:12:46,481 --> 00:12:49,231 Will you give me a private performance another time? 217 00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:51,351 Absolutely. Naked, if you want. 218 00:12:51,401 --> 00:12:54,431 ~ No, clothed is fine. ~ Just not in front of a crowd. 219 00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:55,991 You're expecting a crowd? 220 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,591 ~ Oh, God, yeah. At least a crowd, probably more. ~ Oh. 221 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:06,351 Becks coming? 222 00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:12,031 No, she... No, she really wanted to, but she's got marking to do. 223 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,521 So, yeah, it's a shame. 224 00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:35,151 How about Maggie? 225 00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:37,111 ~ Eh? ~ Maggie? 226 00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:39,751 ~ What about her? ~ Did you invite her? 227 00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,641 Can't remember. May have done. 228 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,431 Who you looking for? 229 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:45,881 Just seeing who's here. 230 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:49,911 You haven't met Tony, have you? 231 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:51,631 ~ Maggie's new bloke? ~ Don't think so. 232 00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:54,031 ~ Massive knob. ~ Has he? 233 00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:56,431 No, he is one. Not he's got one. 234 00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:59,111 I've got no idea how big his knob is. 235 00:13:59,161 --> 00:14:01,281 ~ I imagine it's probably tiny. ~ Probably. 236 00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:05,591 No, she'll turn up, and if she doesn't, 237 00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:07,591 it'll just be a nice, low-profile thing, 238 00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:09,361 practice run for the stadium tour. 239 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,551 I may have put it on Facebook. 240 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:15,431 Oh, balls, when? 241 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:18,081 ~ Other night when I was feeling confident. ~ Nice. 242 00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:21,001 ~ Shit. ~ What? 243 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:24,361 ~ Simon and Garfunkel. ~ More of them. 244 00:14:25,641 --> 00:14:27,951 Is this pub an Antiquisearchers stronghold? 245 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,471 I don't know, where do they meet? 246 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:30,961 WI on a Thursday. 247 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,311 Bollocks. 248 00:14:33,361 --> 00:14:35,281 Oh, well. What are they going to do? 249 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:40,031 Spotted. 250 00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:42,151 Right, that's settled, we're not doing the song. 251 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:44,031 Deal. We'll get a drink. 252 00:14:44,081 --> 00:14:46,921 ~ Otherwise they've won. What are you having? ~ Pint, please. 253 00:14:56,081 --> 00:14:58,391 ~ Hiya. ~ Oh, hi, Sophe. 254 00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:00,911 ~ Andy, hello. ~ Who are you saying hello to? 255 00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:02,391 You, who do you think? 256 00:15:02,441 --> 00:15:05,151 Oh. You got Lance's message then? 257 00:15:05,201 --> 00:15:06,231 What message? 258 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,791 On Facebook. 259 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,711 Oh, yeah, yeah, thought I'd come down. 260 00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:13,151 Cool, I don't actually know if we're going to be doing it after all. 261 00:15:13,201 --> 00:15:14,601 ~ What? ~ The song. 262 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,951 Oh, really? Why not? 263 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,911 Turns out this place is an Antiquisearchers bastion. 264 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,121 They're all around. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. 265 00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:25,761 We must be cautious. 266 00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:27,791 What are you drinking? 267 00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:30,401 ~ A pint, please. Where are you sitting? ~ Down there. 268 00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,401 Oh, blimey. Hello, everyone. 269 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:46,351 I did put it on Facebook. 270 00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:47,751 Oh, that's blown it. 271 00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:49,871 I guess we're doing the song after all. 272 00:15:49,921 --> 00:15:53,271 ~ We're looking forward to it, aren't we, love? ~ Yes. ~ What's it called? 273 00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:55,511 Er... Wait and see. 274 00:15:55,561 --> 00:15:59,751 Is it a sad song? I love sad songs. 275 00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:01,631 Is it, Lance? 276 00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:02,951 Is it a sad song? 277 00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:04,281 No, not especially. 278 00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,111 Is it about your ex-wife? 279 00:16:08,161 --> 00:16:09,711 No, why'd you say that? 280 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,671 Because of the way you keep going on about her. 281 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,671 ~ I do not. ~ Is she coming tonight? 282 00:16:13,721 --> 00:16:15,391 I don't know. Does anyone want a drink? 283 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,951 I'll get them. Pint? 284 00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,961 Pint? Pintosh? 285 00:16:21,961 --> 00:16:24,031 Coke? 286 00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:25,831 Sheila, what are you having? 287 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:26,921 Pina Colada. 288 00:16:28,961 --> 00:16:31,071 I'm not sure they'll have that at the White Horse. 289 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:32,751 I'll check. But if they don't? 290 00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:34,561 ~ Snowball. ~ Snowball, got it. 291 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:22,151 Cheers, everybody who have come here to folk it up at the White Horse. 292 00:17:22,201 --> 00:17:25,271 First up, Johnny Piper. 293 00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:33,641 Hey. 294 00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:49,471 ♪ Would you search the lonely Earth for me? 295 00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:52,321 ♪ Climb through the briar and bramble? 296 00:17:54,161 --> 00:17:57,721 ♪ I'll be your treasure 297 00:18:04,481 --> 00:18:08,911 ♪ I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind 298 00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:11,631 ♪ I knew the call of all the songbirds 299 00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:14,281 ♪ They sang all the wrong words 300 00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:21,951 ♪ I'm waiting for you 301 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,361 ♪ I'm waiting for you... ♪ 302 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:53,521 Is she here? I can't see her. 303 00:18:55,161 --> 00:18:57,111 Thank you, Johnny, lovely stuff, 304 00:18:57,161 --> 00:19:00,231 and moving right along, 305 00:19:00,281 --> 00:19:03,471 please welcome Lance Stater and Andy Stone. 306 00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:39,841 This is New Age Girl. 307 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,521 ♪ Back when the sky was clear and blue 308 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:05,921 ♪ I met a girl who looked like you 309 00:20:09,561 --> 00:20:14,121 ♪ But when she opened her arms I fell clean through 310 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:19,401 ♪ And now I don't know what to do 311 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:26,111 ♪ Because you were my new age girl 312 00:20:26,161 --> 00:20:30,351 ♪ You're the shine in the pearl You're the lights of the fair 313 00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:32,681 ♪ You're the tilt-a-whirl 314 00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:38,401 ♪ And when I fell, I paid the price 315 00:20:41,761 --> 00:20:46,601 ♪ You found a man who took a slice of your love 316 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:52,961 ♪ He erected a circle of stones around your heart 317 00:20:54,761 --> 00:21:00,471 ♪ And like a tear and share he tore us apart 318 00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:05,591 ♪ Because you were my new age girl 319 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,591 ♪ You're the shine in the pearl 320 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:12,591 ♪ You're the lights of the fair You're the tilt-a-whirl 321 00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:16,191 ♪ You're the sun, you're the moon 322 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:20,911 ♪ You're the light in the room 323 00:21:20,961 --> 00:21:24,201 ♪ You were my new age girl. ♪ 324 00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:37,161 ~ Double whisky? ~ Yes, please. 325 00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:44,511 Right, you'll have to take a ten minute break 326 00:21:44,561 --> 00:21:46,441 while the next act parks the van. 327 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:51,271 That was good. 328 00:21:51,321 --> 00:21:53,151 ~ Shut up. ~ It was. 329 00:21:53,201 --> 00:21:55,311 Well, it was better than I thought it was going to be 330 00:21:55,361 --> 00:21:57,951 ~ but that's not really saying very much. ~ I liked it. 331 00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:00,311 Why was Lance on a toadstool? Has he got piles? 332 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,711 No, he can't play unless he's sitting cross-legged. 333 00:22:02,761 --> 00:22:03,921 Seriously? 334 00:22:04,961 --> 00:22:06,081 That is brilliant. 335 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:11,671 Hello? 336 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,711 Hello. 337 00:22:13,761 --> 00:22:14,871 Hi. 338 00:22:14,921 --> 00:22:16,831 ~ You came down? ~ Yup. 339 00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:19,281 I was bored and that wine you bought was a bit shit. 340 00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:21,591 This is Sophie. 341 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,151 Hello, Sophie. 342 00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:24,751 ~ Sophie, this is... ~ Becky. 343 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,441 Becky. This is Becky. 344 00:22:27,521 --> 00:22:28,801 Hi, Becky. 345 00:22:32,321 --> 00:22:34,311 Well, this is nice. 346 00:22:34,361 --> 00:22:36,471 Sit down, I'll get you a drink. What are you having? 347 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,551 ~ Just an orange juice, thanks. ~ Great. Really? Sit down. 348 00:22:39,601 --> 00:22:40,721 I'll get it. 349 00:22:49,481 --> 00:22:51,161 ~ Maggie didn't turn up. ~ Becky's here. 350 00:22:53,561 --> 00:22:56,311 Oh, yeah. Hello, Becks. You all right? 351 00:22:56,361 --> 00:23:00,751 Yeah, good thanks, Lance. Second thoughts, I'm going to head off. 352 00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:03,951 ~ Oh, OK, I'll see you at home. ~ Yeah. 353 00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:05,761 ~ Bye, Lance. ~ Cheers. 354 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,441 She was nice. 355 00:23:24,441 --> 00:23:25,961 Oh, shit. 356 00:23:31,361 --> 00:23:32,401 Becks! 357 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,471 Becks! 358 00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:38,471 ~ Who the hell is she? ~ Just someone from the club. 359 00:23:38,521 --> 00:23:40,631 Just someone from the club who you hold hands with? 360 00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:41,951 We weren't holding hands. 361 00:23:42,001 --> 00:23:44,551 She was holding my hand for moral support. 362 00:23:44,601 --> 00:23:46,431 ~ How old is she? ~ I don't know. 363 00:23:46,481 --> 00:23:48,071 ~ Yes, you do. ~ 23. 364 00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:49,351 Brilliant. 365 00:23:49,401 --> 00:23:50,871 ~ Thanks. ~ There's nothing going on. 366 00:23:50,921 --> 00:23:53,511 ~ Really? Then why didn't you want me to come tonight? ~ I told you. 367 00:23:53,561 --> 00:23:56,831 ~ Because I thought it was going to be crap. ~ And was it? 368 00:23:56,881 --> 00:23:58,841 Actually it was OK, we were quite pleased. 369 00:24:01,161 --> 00:24:04,791 You're pathetic. You're having a pathetic, little midlife crisis. 370 00:24:04,841 --> 00:24:06,431 Go on, leave me for a younger woman 371 00:24:06,481 --> 00:24:09,721 and get a pair of leather trousers and a motorbike while you're at it. 372 00:24:19,721 --> 00:24:21,231 What would you get? 373 00:24:21,281 --> 00:24:23,191 A Triumph Bonneville, probably. 374 00:24:23,241 --> 00:24:24,831 Or a Kawasaki. 375 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,351 She calm down eventually? 376 00:24:26,401 --> 00:24:28,311 Sort of. 377 00:24:28,361 --> 00:24:30,111 You spoken to Maggie? 378 00:24:30,161 --> 00:24:31,471 Yeah. 379 00:24:31,521 --> 00:24:32,681 Why didn't she come? 380 00:24:33,841 --> 00:24:36,791 She had no recollection of me ever mentioning it. 381 00:24:36,841 --> 00:24:38,151 Oh, well. 382 00:24:38,201 --> 00:24:39,631 Here he is. 383 00:24:39,681 --> 00:24:40,751 Hello, Terry. 384 00:24:40,801 --> 00:24:44,481 Hello, chaps. Sorry, I'm a bit late. Flamenco class. 385 00:24:45,721 --> 00:24:46,871 Has to be done. 386 00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:49,601 So here we are. Bishop's farm. 387 00:24:50,961 --> 00:24:52,671 Thought I'd never see the day. 388 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:53,791 Anyone else coming? 389 00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:56,671 No, no, no. There's plenty of time to get them involved later on. 390 00:24:56,721 --> 00:24:58,711 I thought we could do a bit ourselves, you know. 391 00:24:58,761 --> 00:25:00,361 ~ Have a bit of a recce. ~ Really? 392 00:25:01,881 --> 00:25:03,591 Is he around? 393 00:25:03,641 --> 00:25:06,031 ~ Bishop? I haven't seen him. ~ Oh. 394 00:25:06,081 --> 00:25:08,151 And which is the field he told you to stay out of? 395 00:25:08,201 --> 00:25:10,031 The paddock on the Birchwood Road. 396 00:25:10,081 --> 00:25:11,671 Told us not to go digging down there. 397 00:25:11,721 --> 00:25:13,751 Right, that's where we want to start then. 398 00:25:13,801 --> 00:25:15,881 Really? We sort of gave him our word. 399 00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:23,711 What is under there that he doesn't want people digging up, eh? 400 00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:25,831 That is where she is. 401 00:25:25,881 --> 00:25:29,391 If he comes along, challenges me, I'll just plead ignorance. 402 00:25:29,441 --> 00:25:30,561 Here. 403 00:25:32,761 --> 00:25:34,271 You let me know if you find anything. 404 00:25:34,321 --> 00:25:37,471 ~ Press that button to speak, let it go to listen. ~ Will do. 405 00:25:37,521 --> 00:25:40,431 And always say "over" at the end of a transmission. 406 00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:42,281 ~ Copy that. ~ Ten four. 407 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:48,991 He's on a different mission. 408 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:51,991 Thinks he's back on the force, the glory days. 409 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:55,591 Wants to find Mrs Bishop. Crack a cold case. 410 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:56,761 Over. 411 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:46,471 So he's got five 412 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:50,271 on the life and works of PG Wodehouse. 413 00:26:50,321 --> 00:26:52,711 Onto the general knowledge round. 414 00:26:52,761 --> 00:26:54,551 First question - 415 00:26:54,601 --> 00:26:59,591 What flightless bird is an unofficial symbol of New Zealand? 416 00:26:59,641 --> 00:27:05,231 Matey answers kangaroo. I mean, where do I start? 417 00:27:05,281 --> 00:27:07,441 ~ Don't have to. ~ No, I shouldn't have to. 418 00:27:12,561 --> 00:27:14,831 They're not biting. Shall we call it a day? 419 00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,001 Suppose. 420 00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:23,231 Come in, Terry, over. 421 00:27:23,281 --> 00:27:24,951 Go ahead, over. 422 00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,681 We're thinking of calling it a day. 423 00:27:36,161 --> 00:27:37,201 Over. 424 00:27:38,361 --> 00:27:43,031 Right you are. I've got a target here, it's quite big and quite deep. 425 00:27:43,081 --> 00:27:45,351 It's probably a pipe or a gate post, 426 00:27:45,401 --> 00:27:48,191 but I'm going to throw down a sondage and check it out anyway. 427 00:27:48,241 --> 00:27:49,511 Over. 428 00:27:49,561 --> 00:27:51,871 Well, we'll give it about ten minutes 429 00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:53,961 then we'll head down to that pub on the corner? 430 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,231 Over. 431 00:27:56,281 --> 00:27:58,321 See you in there. Over and out. 432 00:28:17,761 --> 00:28:18,881 Shit. 32174

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