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OK.
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That was an insane thing
for us to do.
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Oh! OK, good news.
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I have the Doorman's key,
so no one will be able to come after us.
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Let's just try t...
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Your key is ringing.
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I have a question for you.
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Are you out of your damn mind?
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Your Honour,
look at it from my point of view.
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I have never been this angry in my life
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which is the age of the universe!
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I understand, but saving the souls of these
four humans is more important, so...
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we're not coming back until we do.
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Oh, don't you even try coming back here
cos when you walk through that door
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I am gonna be waiting for you.
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Sorry, Judge, I think you're breaking up.
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That's impossible.
It's a magical key, you dick.
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What are you doing? I can see you!
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This is perfect.
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We're right near Chidi's office,
and as far as I can tell
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the whole floor is abandoned.
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What do they use it for? Storage?
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- No, this is the journalism department.
- Huh.
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Bad for the world, good for us.
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So, somehow, with none of our powers
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we have to keep the group intact
and monitor their ethical progress.
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- So, how do we do that?
- Not sure.
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There's no way to track people's actual
point totals
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only the Accountants
have that information, but...
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I did install cameras and microphones,
so at least we can keep our eye on them.
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- Let's get peepin'!
- Ho!
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Oh, no. Not a great start.
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Eleanor farted
and then she blamed it on her chair.
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That's gonna cost her at least a few points.
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There's a bolt missing or something...
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Before we begin,
Trevor is dropping out of the study.
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He sent me an email last night.
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"I'm sad to inform you that I am too ugly
and stupid to be in the study
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and I'm going home to my mummy."
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That was me. I wrote that email!
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That's too bad, but we press on.
We're on to stage two of the study.
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I'm going to teach you some
philosophical principals
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and then we will explore how those ideas have
affected your personal moral machineries.
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Sorry, Eleanor, did you say something?
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No, it's my chair.
It's got this weird design...
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- Your chair smells bad.
- I know!
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See? Another person who agrees,
it's the chair.
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Great news, everyone!
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The funding from the Neuroscience department
came through!
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And you blew it all on cupcakes?
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Exactly what I would have done.
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Respect.
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- Eleanor?
- Ah... I'm good.
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I try to avoid pointless group activities,
you know, like office Christmas parties
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or jury duty.
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To me, the single most awful sound
in the universe is that mangled
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opening note of your co-workers singing
"Happy Birthday".
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Cool stance.
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Counterpoint -
these are delicious free cupcakes.
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Get over yourself and eat one.
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Fine.
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Oh! You guys,
let's take a picture!
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Everyone get in, get in,
and say, uh... Oh!
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Say "ventromedial prefrontal cortex"!
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Jaguars rule!
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Hey, Teach? I've been having
so much fun here, but...
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I didn't plan to stay in Australia
this long, and I'm super broke.
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Any idea where I can get a part-time gig?
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- What kind of work are you looking for?
- Well, I'm really good at telemarketing.
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I can usually guess how long to microwave
food without looking at the box.
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I'd say those are my two main skills.
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OK.
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- Dang it!
- I'll see what I can do.
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If Eleanor has to get a job,
she'll miss class
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and that'll slow down her progress.
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Are you sure we should be doing this?
It kind of feels like cheating.
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No, no, it's not cheating.
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Think of us as a snowplough,
clearing a path for Eleanor
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so she can more easily drive along
the road of improvement.
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Ooh, I love that!
You really painted a picture there.
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G'day, how can I help you?
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One scratch-off lottery ticket, please!
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Oh! Not that one. Keep going.
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Keep going. Keep going.
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These tickets were printed
before we got down here.
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I know which ones are the winners!
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And... stop!
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That's the one. Good ol' lucky
number 186 from the bottom!
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- Here you go.
- Also!
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That bathroom key that you lost
nine months ago, slid under the register.
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And the woman that you think is your aunt
is actually your mum.
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OK, bye!
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You guys, this is nuts.
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This morning, I found a lottery ticket
on the ground outside my apartment.
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I scratched it off...
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and I won $18,000!
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- Wow!
- That's amazing!
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Better luck next time.
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Yes. Sorry, from context, I see
that is actually a large sum of money.
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Jason? You OK there, mate?
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No.
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I have to watch the Jaguar games alone,
on my computer at like three in the morning
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on Mondays. It's so annoying.
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Everything here is in a...
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I don't know how to describe it, like...
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a different zone of time.
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No, that sounds stupid.
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A different clock land.
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I'll watch the game with you, Jason!
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I enjoy American football -
I actually dated a player once.
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But he wasn't my type,
so I set him up with my friend Gisele...
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- Bündchen.
- Yeah, we got it. We always get it.
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Awesome!
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But if you want to watch with me,
you have to learn my Jaguars cheer.
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It goes, "Let's go, Jags!
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Kick their ass! Yeah!"
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Do you think you can learn that
by the weekend?
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I shall do my best.
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Nice! See you then!
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- Why do you want to watch football with Jason?
- I don't, really.
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But I am, these days,
as you might say in America
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"mad horny".
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Oh!
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- OK, well...
- Oh, boy.
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No judgements, babe. He's a straight hottie.
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- You want to smash Jason, go smash.
- Tahani getting together with Jason
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even casually, could tear this group apart.
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We have to nip this in the bud.
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Well, it makes me slightly uneasy
to interfere in the personal life
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of the man that I am secretly in love with
and a woman I admire
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but if you think we should,
I-I'm not gonna argue.
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Time to break out
the ol' snowplough again, Janet.
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Let's find Tahani a loving,
supportive companion.
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Great idea.
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Oh, you know, this is not as crucial
to the mission
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but I'd also love to arrange for them to get
better computers, help them work faster.
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If I'm going to the mall anyway, I might
as well pick Jason up some jean shorts
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the kind with the frayed edges,
where you can see the pockets
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coming out the bottom?
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So that he can... study better.
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Sure.
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Tahani? Is that you?
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Larry Hemsworth? My goodness!
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That's so funny, I just got a call from
the restaurant about a jacket I left here
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and now here you are!
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I can't believe you remember me.
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Of course I remember you! We dated.
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I know, I just never expect anyone
to remember me.
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Because I'm only 6ft 4",
and I have one of those forgettable faces.
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Well, uh... I'm sure you're busy,
probably don't wanna talk to me.
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I get it, I wouldn't either,
I'm as dull as a rock.
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Ugh. Even that analogy was boring,
I'm sorry.
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I'm so dull, and I'm ugly,
I'm like a rock... urgh!
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- Stupid Larry! Stop talking about rocks!
- No, no, Larry, please!
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It's lovely to see you.
Sit down, let's catch up!
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How are Chris and Liam and Luke?
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Sorry, no.
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I won't mention your brothers again.
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As long as you don't mention my sister!
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Oh!
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Mm-mm...
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Who are you? Do you work here?
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Your name is Montgomery Wycoff.
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Your ex-wife Samantha still loves you
but she's afraid to call.
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You must show her your poetry.
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Go to her. Go to her!
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- Looks like you had a good night!
- I did.
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You and Jason, imagine that.
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To be fair, I have.
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Actually, I was with an ex-boyfriend.
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I ran into him unexpectedly,
and the reunion was a "smashing" success.
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It's a pun, you see.
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- We had intercourse.
- Yeah, again, I always get it.
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I do feel bad, though. I completely forgot
about watching the game with Jason.
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Homies, guess what?
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Yesterday I got a Facebook invite
to the Australia chapter
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of the Jacksonville Jaguars Fan Club!
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Yeah, I think he's over it.
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Me and two other dudes just watched the Jags
annihilate the Texans!
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It was super fun, I'm completely wasted.
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I gotta go barf one last time,
and then I'll be ready to learn philosophy!
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Duval!
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OK, not perfect,
but the pros outweigh the cons.
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Agreed.
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Chidi ♪
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You guys, this whole year has been amazing
for all of us.
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I mean, literally every aspect of our lives
has improved.
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Well, I don't know about every aspect...
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SuperBoard, activate!
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Good morning, Professor Anagonye.
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I have your lesson plan ready to go.
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SuperBoard,
some triumphant announcement music, please.
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Last night, Larry Hemsworth proposed to me
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and we're moving back to London
to begin planning the wedding!
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- Whoa!
- Holy smokes!
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Janet! Red alert!
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All snowploughing has to stop immediately!
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So, don't give Blake Beartles to Jason?
199
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How are you even lugging this thing around?
I'm not sure I could bench this much weight.
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Well, girls in my social class
begin ring-training at a very young age.
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Oh, I'm throwing a little engagement party
tonight at my Airbnb.
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It's very last minute, just come as you are.
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I guess all these people...
came as they were?
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Hello, everyone! I'm so glad you made it!
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Holy crap, Tahani,
you found this place on Airbnb?
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00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,310
Oh, no. I... I see why you're confused.
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00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,312
I used Heir BnB. "H-E-I-R."
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It's an app for heirs and heiresses
where we swap mansions, private islands
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blimp hangars, that sort of thing.
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Anyway, everyone,
I want you to meet Larry Hemsworth!
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Oh! The legendary study group.
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I'm sorry it's taken me so long
to build up the courage to meet you.
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I guess you can see why.
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Is he ashamed at having a perfect jawline
and 0% body fat?
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Still can't believe she wants to marry me...
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A dumb old paediatric surgeon
who barely has an eight-pack.
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Do you know what you look like?
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More importantly, did Miley Cyrus
write the song "Wrecking Ball"
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about Chris's brother Liam?
220
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Wonderful.
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More questions about my talented brothers.
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God forbid there's a single day
when I'm the special one.
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Oh, sweetheart, don't go!
You're important too!
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Fixing babies' spines
is just as valuable as acting!
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Tahani booked a flight
for tomorrow morning, so...
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this party is our only chance
to talk them out of moving.
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Maybe we should just let them
go their separate ways
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and hope that they learned enough
to get into the Good Place.
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No, we know what'll happen -
the group splits up, they're screwed. No.
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We have to isolate Larry and convince him
that he needs to stay in Australia.
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Time to get into character, as...
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Nathaniel Cookswell, mate!
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Caterer to the stars!
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Ah.
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Maybe no accent?
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Fine.
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Vegemite canapé?
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Oh, might as well.
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Mummy was right.
I'll always be the chubby one.
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Good day, mate! Nathaniel Cookswell.
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00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,119
- Caterer to the stars.
- Mm...
242
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,201
Is it true you're moving to England?
243
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,209
Yeah. Fly out tomorrow.
244
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,037
Oh. Ooh, that's a long trip.
245
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:58,382
Well, you must be a confident man,
uprooting your life like that.
246
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,417
You should stay here in Sydney.
247
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:04,721
It's such a dynamic international city
that you've only seen 4.8% percent of...
248
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:06,970
probably.
249
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,054
I reckon I know what's going on here.
You aren't real caterers, are you?
250
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,976
- Uh...
- Uh-uh...
251
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,349
Who do you work for? Australian Inquirer?
252
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,854
TM-Zed?
253
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,813
You just want us to stay here
so you can keep mocking me
254
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,151
"The hideous shame
of the Hemsworth family."
255
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,324
- Aw...
- Tahani sees through all that.
256
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:27,908
And I can't wait until we move far away
from the likes of you
257
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,247
and I can finally take her last name.
258
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,828
Hate to say it,
but the group probably needs a new member.
259
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,834
I dunno how we'll ever replace Tahani.
260
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,465
Do you think Margot Robbie
is into philosophy?
261
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,131
Actually, Tahani's announcement
made us take stock.
262
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,969
You know, Simone and I need time
to analyse the data
263
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,892
apply for grants -
we've kind of hit a natural stopping point.
264
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,831
Yeah, and the next step would be to repeat
the experiment with new subjects
265
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,936
you know, compare results.
266
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,562
Wait, what are you saying?
That... the study's over?
267
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:58,986
We're... splitting up?
268
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,321
No, no, no. We're just taking
a break, for...
269
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,023
a year or so.
270
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,696
And I'm sure you're all anxious
to get back home.
271
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,196
Yeah, I got a lot of stuff
to get back to in Phoenix.
272
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,707
Like...
273
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,577
I have a free punch card
at my spray tan place.
274
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,664
They'll do my left side for free... so...
275
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,216
No, no, no, no!
276
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,506
The whole group is splintering!
277
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,299
OK, new emergency plan.
278
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,969
I'll deal with Eleanor,
I... I... I know it's risky
279
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,675
but I don't think she'll recognise me.
280
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,664
And I'll deal with Sweet Cheeks.
I mean, Jason's butt!
281
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,429
I mean, Jason.
282
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,441
- Shrimp?
- Always.
283
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,617
- So... how do you know Miss Al-Jamil?
- Mmm.
284
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,536
- You work with her at the university?
- Used to.
285
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,246
That study is done-zo.
286
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,246
I was finally starting to figure things out
287
00:13:56,544 --> 00:14:00,413
and now I have to start over from scratch.
288
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:01,923
Again.
289
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,584
Boy, I know how that goes -
not wanting something to end.
290
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:10,966
Feeling like your little team is the
last thing standing between you and oblivion
291
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,305
that at any moment,
the universe could fold up around you
292
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:18,230
and squeeze the last breath
from your dying lungs.
293
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,645
You're a caterer, right?
294
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,775
It's a very competitive industry.
295
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,488
The-the point is, I bet that if the study
means that much to you
296
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,653
it means a lot to everyone else.
297
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,657
You're all just probably waiting
for someone to say it out loud.
298
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,143
You want some cocktail sauce with that?
299
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:42,831
I would like to acknowledge the wonderful
group of people who brought me here.
300
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,847
If I hadn't decided
to get out of the spotlight
301
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,173
of my "Get Out of the Spotlight" Tour,
and come here
302
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,591
and join the Brainy Bunch,
I never would have reconnected with Larry.
303
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,805
- Aww!
- So, to celebrate our group...
304
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:59,346
I had my favourite pâtissier whip this up.
305
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,665
Would any of you like to say a few words?
306
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,810
Eleanor!
307
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,065
Yay! Eleanor!
308
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,397
If nobody minds, uh...
309
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,275
I would like to address...
310
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,824
the people on this cake, I suppose.
311
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,666
I get that we all have meaningful lives
outside the study.
312
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,161
Well, Tahani and Chidi do.
Jason and I are straight trash.
313
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,084
- Ka-kaw!
- But, just...
314
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,046
I mean, think about how much progress
we've all made since that picture was taken.
315
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:34,049
I know that what we're doing is important,
and I'm not ready to stop.
316
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,471
And I don't think you guys are either.
317
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,475
So let's all stay here, and keep it going.
318
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,685
What do you say?
319
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,025
Eleanor!
320
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,524
That was absolutely... lovely.
321
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,690
It really was. And I am...
I'm so glad that this study
322
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,857
meant that much to you.
323
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,072
But, realistically...
324
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,141
That's cool. I get it.
No, you don't need to say it. I...
325
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,656
I got it. That's all she wrote. Cool.
326
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,041
Are you OK? I hope you're not mad.
327
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,161
No, I'm not mad. I'm actually laughing.
328
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:08,003
Because this whole study was a hilarious,
stupid, pointless joke
329
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,127
and now it's over, so let's hit the road.
I don't need you guys.
330
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,345
You don't need me,
and since you don't need me
331
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,432
I'm just gonna take the "me"
out of this cake.
332
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,759
No!
333
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,018
Eleanor, please!
334
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,832
Oh, sorry, the deed is done!
335
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:22,972
Pip pip, too late!
336
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,681
Ah, farewell to you, my liege.
337
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:28,610
And a jolly good Saint Ploopington's Day
to all of you!
338
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,990
USA! USA! USA!
339
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,868
Eleanor? Is that you?
340
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,375
No.
341
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:47,045
Called a cab like 20 minutes ago.
342
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:51,626
It says it's ten kilometres away,
which is... I don't even know how far.
343
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,426
It's a little over six miles.
344
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:58,011
Is that why you came out here?
To scold me about the metric system?
345
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,343
No, I was about to call a cab myself.
346
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,804
I have an early class tomorrow.
Then I saw my friend hiding behind a plant
347
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,724
and I got concerned,
then my friend lashed out at me again
348
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:10,440
so, I'm gonna take off and, uh,
leave her here with dirty leaves in her hair.
349
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,216
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
350
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,106
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, don't go.
351
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,117
You're a brain scientist.
352
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,287
Can you tell me why I did that in there?
353
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,585
I mostly do clinical research
in neuroscience.
354
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,879
I don't really specialise
in temper tantrums.
355
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,166
Maybe you need a child psychologist,
or a binkie?
356
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,751
That's a solid burn. I deserved it.
357
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,678
I did. But please, can you help me?
358
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,634
Why did I do that?
359
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,515
OK, here's my guess.
360
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,183
As humans evolved, the first big problem
we had to overcome was "me versus us"
361
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,933
learning to sacrifice a little individual
freedom for the benefit of a group.
362
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,232
You know, like sharing food and resources
so we don't starve
363
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,490
- or get eaten by tigers, things like that.
- OK, with you so far.
364
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,196
The next problem to overcome
was "us versus them"
365
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,283
trying to see other groups,
different from ours, as equals.
366
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,160
That one, we're still struggling with.
367
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,084
It's why we have racism and nationalism,
and...
368
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,128
why fans of Stone Cold Steve Austin
hate fans of The Rock.
369
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,547
No, we hate The Rock
because he went Hollywood
370
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,835
and Stone Cold keeps it real,
so The Rock's fans are the real jabronis.
371
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,345
Point made. Keep going.
372
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,798
Well, what's interesting about you is...
373
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,973
I don't think you ever got past
the "me versus us" stage.
374
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,980
I mean, have you ever been part of a group
that you really cared about?
375
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,269
- I was in the Girl Scouts.
- Really?
376
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:35,146
Technically, I joined under a fake name
because I wanted to steal a bunch of cookies.
377
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:39,529
See? The Brainy Bunch is basically the first
group that became part of your self-identity
378
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:43,070
and now that's breaking up,
you're feeling this new kind of loss.
379
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,573
And you're scared
of going back to being alone.
380
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,496
I mean, that's just my guess -
the other possible medical diagnosis
381
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,704
is that you're just a bit of a dick.
382
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,045
Why don't you take my cab?
383
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,090
I think "me" needs to go apologise to "us."
384
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:00,880
And thank you.
385
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,853
The point is...
I'm not really an "I'm sorry" type girl.
386
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,478
I'm more of a,
"It's your fault your car got keyed
387
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,983
in the movie theatre parking lot
because you wouldn't shut up
388
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,987
while watching John Wick"... type girl.
389
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,861
But... I'm sorry that I freaked out.
390
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,033
Just really gonna miss you guys.
391
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,077
We're gonna miss you too.
392
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:28,161
Here's an idea - what if we all agree
to a yearly reunion?
393
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,374
And then that way,
The Brainy Bunch never dies!
394
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:34,421
Each summer, we could all stay
in one of our respective houses
395
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,045
mega-yachts, ski chalets, what have you.
396
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,712
We should all meet up in Jacksonville!
397
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,460
My house is right on the water.
398
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,096
It didn't used to be,
but the whole city is a swamp
399
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,881
- and it's sinking into the ocean!
- Woo!
400
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,511
Strong pitch, bud.
401
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,097
Next year in Jacksonville.
402
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,229
Yeah!
403
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,727
Uh, we might not want to wait a whole year -
it's sinking really fast.
404
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,017
We should have a toast!
405
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,107
OK, I think I figured out a plan
where they stay in Australia
406
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,023
and only five random
bystanders get hurt.
407
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,366
It's called "arson." Let's go!
408
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,532
Michael, no. We can't keep meddling forever.
409
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,161
It's time to park the snowplough,
and trust that the humans
410
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,666
will make progress on their own.
411
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,585
This isn't like your afterlife
Neighbourhood, Michael.
412
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,840
You can't just reset things the moment
something doesn't go according to your plan.
413
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,544
Oh, Janet, you're a genius.
414
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,300
Correct. I know everything.
415
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,473
You just gave me this crazy idea.
416
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,267
It's so crazy, it just might... fail.
It'll probably fail.
417
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,355
But it also might work!
I open the door to the afterlife.
418
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,650
You keep a lookout,
while I break into the Judge's chamber
419
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,480
and reset the timeline on Earth.
Then we do it all over again!
420
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,365
But correctly - we won't wait a year
to get them all together again.
421
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,900
We'll get the study going right away!
422
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,202
Do you even know how to reset
the timeline on Earth?
423
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,743
No. I'm assuming that there's, you know...
424
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,533
a knob or a... or a button or, you know,
maybe you...
425
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,522
maybe you unplug it
and then plug it right back in?
426
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,629
I-I don't... There's gotta be a way!
427
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,039
Michael, before you do this...
428
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,423
No! No more waiting.
429
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,421
This is all we have, Janet.
430
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,380
We have Chidi and Eleanor
and Tahani and Jason
431
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,885
and that is it.
432
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,927
If we can't get them enough afterlife points
to get them into the Good Place
433
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,514
then there's no point in us even being here.
We have to try.
434
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,562
OK. Let's do this.
435
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,860
O-OK.
436
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,564
What the hell is that?
437
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,524
Oh! Hey, guys!
438
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,443
What are you doing down here?
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