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Previously on Life UneXpected.
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You and someone had a kid.
You gave up that kid.
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I am that kid. And now
I'm applying for emancipation.
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- From the people who adopted you?
- From foster care.
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Cate Cassidy, that's your mom.
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I am Cate Cassidy.
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Ryan and I have
been up since 5:00.
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You never even told me
I've got a kid out there.
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Why would I? You wouldn't
even admit that she existed!
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- Who are you people?
- My birth parents.
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I am not granting
you emancipation.
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I'm releasing you back into their
temporary joint custody.
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You have a daughter?
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You can't handle paying rent.
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How you gonna handle having a kid?
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Hi, Brynn.
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So, boarding school?
San Francisco? Jerry Garcia?
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You just made all that up?
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Thanks to you, the whole school
knows everything about me
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and they all think that
I'm this gigantic liar.
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How would you feel if
everyone knew your secret?
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Hey, Portland!
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Having a good time tonight?
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Crossing your fingers for
a date with Cate or Ryan?
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Raise your glass, everyone.
They're engaged.
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To each other.
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I'm not a perfect mom.
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But this is my best
and so at some point
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you're just gonna have
to take it or leave it.
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* She don't lie *
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* In bed at night *
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* Staring at the ceiling *
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* She don't wait to begin *
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Keep walking, Bong Girl.
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Foster Freak.
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The bitch posse still riding you?
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Yeah, turns out lying
about my entire life
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then getting busted at school,
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not the best way to make friends.
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Who cares?
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You don't wanna be friends
with those donuts, right?
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Yeah, no.
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Who all's coming tomorrow night?
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I wanna keep it small.
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Oh, just us, a couple of Jones's
friends from the football team.
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Oh, but don't worry:
there won't be any
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compulsive-lying
fake blondes there.
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I disagree, Lux.
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Her ass is way bigger
than her mouth.
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Don't.
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It'll just make it worse.
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Dude, nice Norton.
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- You know bikes?
- Yeah.
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Hey, you're the girl who
sold Brynn the bong lamp.
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Yeah, sorry it got confiscated
before she gave it to you.
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No worries.
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She felt so bad about
not having a present,
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she's letting me throw
a party at her house.
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It's gonna be sweet.
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Right, babe?
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Gave me some leverage so, thanks.
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Let's go.
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I wanna say bye before my
parents leave for the airport.
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Forget them.
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Tash and I have a
surprise for you.
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Really? What?
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You'll find out tomorrow night.
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Picking you up at seven.
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Eight, seven...
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...six, five, four, three...
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...two, one!
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Churros down.
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Eight churros in a minute!
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Stick that in your loser
pipes and smoke it!
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You're a freak of nature.
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It's like he doesn't even chew.
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You guys have had
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fried Twinkies, fried Snickers
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and something that looks
like fried butter.
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Ugh, sorry,
what's the point of this?
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Besides suicide by carnie food?
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The other night we made
a butt-load of cash
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on that Drink-A-Date thing.
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And then it came to me.
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Bam, we should be an event place.
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It's money in the bank.
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That's why we're here,
to get ideas.
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No more eating competitions.
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I feel like I have a food baby.
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Did I see a Daiquiri
stand back there?
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Where?!
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Hey, you guys,
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I need ten jackpot ideas
by the end of the night.
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Jackpot, not crackpot.
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These guys are goofballs.
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You don't wanna leave, do you?
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I still gotta beat
you at air hockey.
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No, I don't wanna leave.
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The sooner the night ends,
the sooner tomorrow begins
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and I'm back to sucky
reality and sucky school.
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Those girls?
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They still giving you a hard time?
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Everyone treats me like I
have the social bird flu.
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Except for this guy, Jones.
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But he's just some jock.
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Just some jock?
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- Football?
- Quarterback.
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Now we're talking.
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Okay, I'm not bragging,
but when I was a Quarterback,
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a friend of mine was a
friend of Westmonte's.
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So, get in good with
this Jones guy...
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Bam! School's your oyster.
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If we were in high
school together,
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would we have been friends?
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Hmm. That's a tough call.
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See, I didn't like girls
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who'd beat me at air hockey
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and then do this, like,
obnoxious little victory dance.
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When you stop losing,
I'll stop dancing!
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Yeah?!
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And tonight playing the part of
the overbearing, worried parent.
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Worried about what?
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You. It's after midnight.
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Okay.
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On a school night.
You should have called.
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Cate, relax.
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What's the point of
giving you a cellphone
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if you don't use it?
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I mean, I had no
idea where you were.
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I told you, I was with Baze.
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Yeah, well, Baze is an
overgrown man-child.
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You know, this is the
third night in a row
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that you've hung out with him.
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What'd you guys do?
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We... went to an amusement park,
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ate 36 churros...
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talked and came home.
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We had fun.
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Kind of like when we went
window-shopping for handbags?
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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I thought we had fun.
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I'm fun.
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Today's topic is chemistry.
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Why some people just don't have
it and others have in spades.
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We have, uh, Lisa from
Beaverton on the line.
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You are on the air.
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What about you and Cate?
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You both sound like totally different
people. Now suddenly you're engaged?
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Ryan, you sound so laid-back and fun.
Cate sounds so... intense.
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Is there a question here?
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When did you realize there
was chemistry between you?
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Well, before Cate became
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this big-time radio
host and neurotic mom,
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she was a party beast.
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You see, I knew she was special when we
were at this event in Kansas City.
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She shows up to my hotel room,
blasted on tequila,
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and she asks me if I wanted to
see her do this trick with her...
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Okay, maybe that's not
a good story for the public.
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No, actually, uh...
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it was on our first date.
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She said something sweet, rare,
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I know, and, uh...
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well, she put her hand on mine.
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And I felt it.
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That connection.
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That charge.
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I knew there was
something between us.
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Sound about right, Cate?
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Here's a question.
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Why is there a premium on fun?
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It doesn't make you a
better partner or parent.
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In fact, being a good parent
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automatically means you're
less fun. It's a zero-sum game.
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Uh, yeah, I don't think that
means what you think it does.
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Take me.
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To my kid, I'm a bad, boring cop
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because I believe in school
nights and purse shopping.
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But her dad?
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A barely upright orangutan
with a chronic bed-head?
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He gets to be the fun one
and fill her with junk food
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like he's bought
stock in diabetes.
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Explain that to me.
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What?
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Are you trying to get
the show cancelled?
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'Cause our listeners,
they're still trying to adjust
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to the fact that their fun,
single buddies, Ryan and Cate,
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aren't fun and single anymore.
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And you griping about your
baby daddy drama isn't helping.
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- It's real.
- So is cancer.
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Look, our listeners, they want
to live vicariously through you.
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Zany, slutty, boozy Cate.
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Just get back in there
and don't get us fired.
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Oh, and happy birthday to me,
by the way.
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All I got was a Slanket
from my husband,
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frozen yogurt coupons
from my stepkids,
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and a best friend who forgot.
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I didn't forget.
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Hmm-mm, totally got you something.
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What?
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How about a girls' night out with zany,
slutty, boozy me?
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Bong Girl, if your homeless
boyfriend talks to me again,
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I'm telling school security.
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I felt sexually objectified.
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You're wearing pants that
say "Juicy" on the ass.
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Okay, don't kill me,
but my parents' flight got cancelled
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and they're not leaving
till Sunday night now.
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So, where are we
supposed to party?
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I already told the guys.
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Maybe we could party at Lux's.
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Oh, wait, doesn't juvie
hall lock down after dark?
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Actually, if you want to party,
I've got a place.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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My dad has a loft over his bar.
On Third and Clover.
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- You sure he'd be cool with it?
- Wait, what?
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Yeah, totally,
he's cool with anything.
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He used to be Quarterback, too.
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Awesome. You're a lifesaver.
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Sync by honeybunny, dny and Kerensky, Resync for 720p by Baqinardo
www.addic7ed.com
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Corrected by Kerensky
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All right, you guys,
it's time to think big, okay?
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It's game-changer time.
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What is one of the coolest things a
bar can do to get butts on the stools?
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- Turtle racing.
- Wet T-shirt contest.
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Come on. I have a teenager daughter,
I can't have a bunch of women in T-shirt's.
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- So now we can't have any fun?
- Men can't have fun without being degrading?
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No, no, look, I got it.
I got it. I got it.
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A Freedom Thursday.
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Thursday night.
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Half the guys in town get held
hostage by their girlfriends and wives
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'cause they're watching:
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So You Think Me and My Plus 8 Kids
Can Dance or whatever girl crap's on.
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Right, and so they
come here instead.
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Where there's Thursday night
football and half-time is happy hour.
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There you go!
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See that, unlike turtle racing,
that is an actual thought.
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We just need a couple of those
55-inch flat screen TVs.
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My cousin, Boogie, can install
them for, like, nothing.
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Okay, awesome, how much is a TV?
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About four grand.
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- How much is a turtle?
- A buck 75.
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And you need the pail,
too, though.
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That would be me.
You guys keep thinking.
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Hey. What's this?
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Rent two weeks early.
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I know you had some concerns
about me opening this place
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but I just wanna show you,
Dad, I'm figuring things out.
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And...
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Uh, I got a new business plan.
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Events.
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What events?
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Turtle races.
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Hey.
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'Sup, Gramps?
254
00:11:15,477 --> 00:11:19,181
Uh, so... can I have some friends
over to the loft tonight?
255
00:11:19,182 --> 00:11:22,752
Friends from school?
The jock?
256
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:27,253
- Sure, yeah.
- Awesome.
257
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,597
That's it?
258
00:11:36,298 --> 00:11:39,067
As her father, you don't
ask one leading question?
259
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:43,172
It's a parenting choice. Unlike you
with me, I actually trust my kid.
260
00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:46,009
Wow. Well, your parental instincts are
about as strong as your business model.
261
00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:49,442
What grown man relies on reptiles to
bail himself out of a financial mess?
262
00:11:49,846 --> 00:11:54,113
You have to think before do things.
You got a brain up there. Use it.
263
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,149
You know what?
264
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,088
I've got it covered.
Ok. The bar, Lux...
265
00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:03,091
I... I've got it covered.
266
00:12:03,092 --> 00:12:06,295
So thank you for your help,
but no thank you.
267
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,834
Red or black? which one
says "more fun and carefree"?
268
00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:15,535
The red one is kind of sluty.
269
00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,538
Red it is.
270
00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,243
You wearing that?
271
00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:24,145
Yes. I will be wearing
whatever says:
272
00:12:24,146 --> 00:12:27,015
"Stop calling me Foster Freak".
273
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:30,553
Well, in that case,
I would not go with the orange.
274
00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:36,558
H-How come you didn't want
to have the party here?
275
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:38,959
You know, it's a lot roomier.
276
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,931
Yeah, well, Baze's is
just more... casual.
277
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:47,702
It's not a big deal or anything,
just Jones and...
278
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:50,305
a couple of kids from Westmonte.
279
00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:55,343
Mm. Glitter eye shadow?
280
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:58,713
That's a lot of effort for a
party that's not that big a deal.
281
00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:00,814
It's a little deal. Ok?
282
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,386
I've never actually thrown
a party before.
283
00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:07,121
You kidding?
284
00:13:07,122 --> 00:13:08,857
Hmm-mm.
285
00:13:08,858 --> 00:13:12,827
Oh. Y-You want some money,
you know, for...
286
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:15,298
sandwiches or sodas?
287
00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:18,334
I think Baze has got it covered.
288
00:13:20,104 --> 00:13:22,071
Oh, uh, I'll get it.
289
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:32,881
- Hey!
- Hey.
290
00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:35,151
Uh, hi.
291
00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:38,454
What are you guys doing here?
292
00:13:38,455 --> 00:13:40,889
I told you, Tasha and I had
a surprise for you tonight.
293
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:45,027
Oh...
I-I, um...
294
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:46,763
completely forgot.
295
00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:48,647
We thought you could use cheering up.
296
00:13:48,648 --> 00:13:51,130
I got us tickets to a drive-in movie theater
in Newburg; they're showing Shaun of the Dead.
297
00:13:51,199 --> 00:13:53,266
Gavin even managed to get a car.
298
00:13:54,536 --> 00:13:56,837
Oh.
299
00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:00,007
I can't go.
300
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:01,809
Why not?
301
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:03,812
Um...
302
00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:06,648
because I-I'm not
feeling that great.
303
00:14:06,749 --> 00:14:08,784
Yeah, there's something
going around school,
304
00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:11,587
and I have the worst headache,
and-and-and...
305
00:14:11,588 --> 00:14:13,688
My throat, feels like it's on fire.
306
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:17,389
Lux!
We're leaving for Baze's in 5mn.
307
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,462
Oh... yeah, Cate,
308
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:23,297
she's going out tonight
309
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:25,166
and wants Baze to
keep an eye on me.
310
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:28,102
You know her, overly concerned,
overcompensating mother.
311
00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:32,007
It's my fault. I should have
checked with you before.
312
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:33,210
No...
313
00:14:33,711 --> 00:14:37,313
Tash, this is beyond awesome.
314
00:14:37,314 --> 00:14:39,081
I can't believe I'm missing it.
315
00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:41,882
But you guys should go.
316
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:43,383
Yeah? You don't mind?
317
00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:45,152
No.
318
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,188
It's okay. Go without me.
319
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:49,858
I'll be fine.
320
00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:59,502
- Bye.
- Bye.
321
00:15:17,673 --> 00:15:19,140
It's to the point.
322
00:15:19,141 --> 00:15:20,808
It's a revelation.
323
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,278
Man, I can't believe I haven't
thought of that before.
324
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:25,646
All right, what about you?
325
00:15:25,647 --> 00:15:28,013
You psyched to have your friends over?
326
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,349
"Psyched" is strong.
327
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,284
Does "slightly barfy" count?
328
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,688
It's going to be great. Really.
329
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,891
Okay?
330
00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:38,360
Jamie.
331
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:41,496
We are going to rock it tonight.
332
00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:43,031
Yeah, man. Totally.
333
00:15:43,032 --> 00:15:46,165
So, other than handing out flyers,
what else did you do for publicity?
334
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,066
What's that now?
335
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,870
You know, online ads,
uh, local radio spots.
336
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:53,807
Dude, how else are people going
to know we even have turtle races?
337
00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:56,243
You know what? You know what?
That's negativity talking.
338
00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:58,511
That is my dad talking.
339
00:15:58,512 --> 00:16:00,080
Tonight is going to go great.
340
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,252
Turtles, and they
didn't cost a dime.
341
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,487
I rescued them from
the science wing.
342
00:16:05,488 --> 00:16:07,488
Thought they'd rather
be here than surrounded
343
00:16:07,489 --> 00:16:10,589
by hormonal teenagers
feeding them gummy worms.
344
00:16:16,963 --> 00:16:18,064
They're alive, right?
345
00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:20,634
They're conserving their energy,
like athletes do.
346
00:16:20,635 --> 00:16:23,570
Well, do they ever exert their
energy like athletes do?
347
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,242
This one only has three legs.
348
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:41,588
- Hi.
- Hey.
349
00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:43,289
Hey. Come on in.
350
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:46,327
Seriously, this place is juveniler
than my brother's dorm room.
351
00:16:46,328 --> 00:16:48,129
I smell deodorant and corn dogs.
352
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,131
This place is awesome.
353
00:16:50,132 --> 00:16:52,200
So much better than Brynn's place.
354
00:16:53,869 --> 00:16:57,103
Oh, my gosh.
Pool table, Pinball machine.
355
00:16:58,906 --> 00:17:00,806
A beer pong table?
356
00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:04,110
- Lux, this place is unreal.
- Thanks.
357
00:17:03,911 --> 00:17:05,846
All right, where's the beer?
358
00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:07,649
Didn't you bring your own?
359
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,319
You said your dad owned a bar. I thought
getting booze wouldn't be a problem.
360
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,489
Of course, there's no booze.
361
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,525
What did we expect?
She's lying Bong Girl.
362
00:17:17,526 --> 00:17:20,159
Dude, I-I thought that's why
you offered up your dad's pad.
363
00:17:21,996 --> 00:17:24,530
Wait. Give me five minutes.
364
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,368
It's still early.
365
00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:31,538
Party people don't start
the rounds till 9:00.
366
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,141
Okay, so people
pick their turtles,
367
00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:36,711
set them in the start zone and...
368
00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,846
All right. Ready.
369
00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:41,282
Set. Go!
370
00:17:46,352 --> 00:17:47,587
This isn't good.
371
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,989
We should take the
three-legged one out.
372
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:50,724
It's bad for morale. No.
373
00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:51,959
Bolt stays.
374
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,560
You named him Bolt?
375
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:56,563
After Usain Bolt,
three-time Olympic gold medalist.
376
00:17:56,564 --> 00:17:59,333
It's positive reinforcement.
377
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:00,335
We're so screwed.
378
00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:02,571
Hey.
379
00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:05,539
- Can I have the storeroom key?
- Sure.
380
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,740
Why?
381
00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:12,712
I need some chips and
sodas for my friends.
382
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,280
Or I can give them
383
00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:17,383
the expired milk and leftover
Manwich in your fridge.
384
00:18:17,384 --> 00:18:18,885
All right. Okay, okay.
385
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:23,657
Just... make sure your friends
stay out of the booze, okay?
386
00:18:23,892 --> 00:18:25,693
No problemo.
387
00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:33,132
- Hey. That one just move.
- Yeah, backward.
388
00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:37,003
This place?
389
00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:39,272
Well, the wine bar was
so loud and crowded.
390
00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:41,409
This is where we're
celebrating my birthday?
391
00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:45,213
We are just swinging by,
because the tapas bar,
392
00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:46,950
it's like, you know,
five stores down.
393
00:18:48,951 --> 00:18:52,717
We're not just stopping by. You're using
your strange fake casual voice.
394
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:58,992
Please tell me that this is a surprise
party and that people are hiding.
395
00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:01,194
Hi, everybody!
396
00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:02,962
Hey, hey!
397
00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:04,564
Hi to you.
398
00:19:04,565 --> 00:19:06,533
I can't believe
you guys are here.
399
00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:10,004
- You heard about the turtle races?
- What?
400
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:13,073
I'll be at the bar.
401
00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:19,411
You are a natural.
There's no way this is your first time.
402
00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:21,213
I'm a quick study.
403
00:19:21,214 --> 00:19:24,016
- All right, next, we're trying online poker.
- All right.
404
00:19:25,553 --> 00:19:27,321
Oh!
405
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,522
All right. Come on, Goldilocks.
406
00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:30,424
- We got them on the run.
- All right.
407
00:19:33,094 --> 00:19:35,195
- Oh!
- Yes! Yes!
408
00:19:37,432 --> 00:19:40,467
Hey goldie locks. Feeling better?
409
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:56,232
Hey, please. This is
not what it looks like.
410
00:19:56,233 --> 00:20:00,038
Oh, so you're not hosting a party
that you didn't invite us to?
411
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:03,174
- What, you and Abercrombie are buds now?
- I feel like an idiot.
412
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:06,041
We actually brought you chicken soup
and a Shown of the Dead DVD.
413
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:07,610
I'm sorry.
414
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,100
Now I just want to shove them
down your freaking throat.
415
00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:13,548
- Hey. You up for another game?
- Not right now.
416
00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:16,352
Beer pong.
Let's do it.
417
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:19,722
Uninvited street urchins
versus Abercrombie & Bitch.
418
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,500
All right, first race of the night.
Final pick, lets go!
419
00:20:34,436 --> 00:20:36,837
Wow.
420
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,273
Okay.
421
00:20:38,374 --> 00:20:39,641
Ready.
422
00:20:39,642 --> 00:20:41,176
Set.
423
00:20:41,177 --> 00:20:42,444
Go!
424
00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:44,547
- Geez. Go.
- Wow.
425
00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,148
They're not moving.
426
00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:48,518
Man, this place is dead.
427
00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,721
The used bookstore is
getting more action.
428
00:20:50,822 --> 00:20:52,890
So, go outside and
hand out more flyers.
429
00:20:52,891 --> 00:20:55,124
Ah, what's the point?
Maybe my dad was right:
430
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,657
I'm an idiot and
this night is a bust.
431
00:20:57,726 --> 00:21:00,362
All right, you need to
shut it with the whining.
432
00:21:00,363 --> 00:21:02,564
Failure is not an option.
433
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,233
You know who you are, Baze?
434
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:08,137
You're the three-legged turtle
no one thinks has a shot.
435
00:21:08,138 --> 00:21:10,774
But he isn't giving up,
and neither should you.
436
00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:14,077
Come on, Bolt!
Let's do it up!
437
00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:17,614
- Yes!
- Guess I'll get more flyers.
438
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:30,461
Hey! Cate.
Where are you going?
439
00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:32,663
- Uh, ladies' room.
- Really?
440
00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:35,499
'Cause you're headed to the back
stairs, which leads to Lux's party.
441
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,334
- Really? Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:21:37,335 --> 00:21:39,903
Maybe I'll just
stop in and say hi.
443
00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:41,170
No, no, no.
444
00:21:41,171 --> 00:21:44,771
You don't think I can be trusted to have a
high school party, and you're checking on me.
445
00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:46,908
Maybe I just want to have
some fun at the party.
446
00:21:46,909 --> 00:21:48,809
Yeah, right.
447
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:53,181
Do me a favor: buy a drink, bet on
a turtle, and stay out of my loft.
448
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:05,813
That's not beer, is it?
I'm young. I'm fun.
449
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:06,150
I'm young.I'm fun.
450
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,600
I'm young.I'm fun...
451
00:22:07,831 --> 00:22:10,258
Hey. We need a
fourth for beer pong.
452
00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:13,343
Oh, yeah, no. I can't even
remember the last time I played.
453
00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:14,782
Try the '80s.
454
00:22:17,643 --> 00:22:19,599
You know what?
I'm in.
455
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,211
Awesome!
456
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:23,712
All right.
Let's go.
457
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,010
- Bring it on, bitches!
- Yeah!
458
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,780
- Bitches!
- Yeah!
459
00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,060
Just admit it.
460
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:34,170
You want to get in with the
kids at your shiny new school.
461
00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:36,040
That's not it at all.
462
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,880
You thought we'd make you look bad.
463
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,950
Oh, my God.
464
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,500
Hi.
465
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:50,900
Hi. So you went with the orange, huh?
466
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:52,360
What are you doing here?
467
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,700
I thought I'd, you know,
just check out your party.
468
00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,120
Look, Baze said I
could have people over.
469
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,550
I don't need you policing the place.
470
00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,070
Why is everybody calling me the police?
471
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,620
I am not the police.
472
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:03,870
I mean, I am the old
school monster truck!
473
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,390
The beer goes right to your head, huh?
474
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,010
Is it cool if we just, you know, hang?
475
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:13,920
Cate, everyone here is half your age.
No, it's not cool.
476
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:17,820
Hey! No. That is Math's.
Give it to me!
477
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,800
Ladies, come on in. We've got
two-for-one specials.
478
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:24,560
What?
479
00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:26,590
Hey-o, turtle races!
480
00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:28,460
Turtle races that are
tearing up the joint.
481
00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:31,130
We got turtle races that
are tearing up the joint.
482
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,680
Come on.
483
00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:41,770
Oh, hell, no.
484
00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,670
All right, everyone out!
485
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:49,550
All right! Party's over.
Everybody out.
486
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,790
What the hell is going on?
487
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,920
Lying to me, having half your class
here and trashing the place is bad enough.
488
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,540
But sneaking a keg?
489
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,720
Do you know how much trouble
I could have gotten into?
490
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,660
I-I wasn't thinking.
491
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,510
Damn right you weren't thinking.
They could shut the bar down.
492
00:24:03,630 --> 00:24:04,980
And kids throwing crap
out of the window...
493
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,260
somebody could have been killed, Lux.
494
00:24:06,390 --> 00:24:08,880
And what are you doing?
Why didn't you come and get me?
495
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,250
- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry? That's it?
496
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:14,740
You got to think before
you do things, Lux.
497
00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:18,300
Don't be stupid!
You have a brain. Try using it!
498
00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:31,160
I told you guys this was
going to be a disaster.
499
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:45,900
Hey, you okay?
Your dad looked pissed.
500
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:49,490
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Too bad the party had to end there.
501
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,320
No reason it has to.
502
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,280
We can always move it.
503
00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:55,850
Move the party?
Where?
504
00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:57,560
The drive-in movie at Newburg.
505
00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,630
It's off the radar.
No one will bother us there.
506
00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,440
Sounds great. I'll drive.
507
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:06,670
Uh, you-you've had a few.
I can drive.
508
00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:09,860
Ah, sure, okay.
Uh, but let me grab the guys, okay?
509
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,020
Come on, babe.
510
00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:22,130
Come on.
511
00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:25,350
Bug.
512
00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:26,820
What are you doing?
513
00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:29,550
Giving your new friends
a night they won't forget.
514
00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:33,570
Hey!
515
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,220
I-I cannot believe you.
How could you not come and get me?
516
00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:46,350
Okay, fine, I should have gotten you.
I'm the worst parent ever! Happy?
517
00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:47,330
No, not really.
518
00:25:47,470 --> 00:25:50,230
God, couldn't you have just been
bad cop for one stupid night?
519
00:25:50,970 --> 00:25:52,360
What happened?
Where's Lux?
520
00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:53,840
With Bug.
521
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:56,470
- Yeah, her boyfriend stole my car.
- What?
522
00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:57,580
I'm calling the police.
523
00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,080
Don't-don't call the cops.
We'll find them.
524
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,470
I know where they're going.
The drive-in in Newburg.
525
00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:03,310
Well, let's track them down.
526
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,360
And you, stay put and
do not call the police.
527
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:12,900
You can't just steal someone's
car because you're mad at me.
528
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:14,330
I told you, we're borrowing it.
529
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:17,120
You need to turn this car
around and get it back to Jones.
530
00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:19,860
Abercrombie?
Why do you care about his car?
531
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,460
- You got a thing for him?
- No!
532
00:26:23,610 --> 00:26:27,410
I-I was just trying to...
you know, fit in a little.
533
00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:29,740
What, 'cause you threw a party,
you think you're one of them?
534
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,920
You can pretend for the rest
of high school, but then what?
535
00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,570
Maybe you graduate?
536
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:36,990
You won't get into college
like the rest of them.
537
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,080
You've been to 13 schools.
Your grades are crap.
538
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:44,320
I hope being a jerk to me
is making you feel better.
539
00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,970
I'm taking a cue from
those kids you like so much.
540
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,280
They treat you like crap,
you throw them a party.
541
00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,660
Tash and I have always
been there for you.
542
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,860
You cut us out the first chance you get.
543
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,310
I don't know who you're
trying to be, Lux,
544
00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:01,630
but you're never going
to be one of them.
545
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,660
Never.
546
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:17,050
Let me do the talking.
Let me do the talking.
547
00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:20,590
Hey! I am a minor.
Watch it with the touching.
548
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,000
Okay, Officer! This is all
a really big misunderstanding.
549
00:27:26,090 --> 00:27:27,920
Ma'am, you are going to
need to take a step back.
550
00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:29,700
Hey. We're her parents.
Okay?
551
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,540
We can explain everything.
552
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,650
I mean, if you could just
listen to us for a second.
553
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,010
Cate, I wouldn't do that.
554
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,300
It's fine. I got it.
Officer. Hi.
555
00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,420
Let's be cool, man.
556
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:46,020
Okay, physical harassment of an officer
is immediate grounds for arrest, honey.
557
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:49,260
Uh, hey, bro, there's no...
there's no need to be rough here.
558
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,970
All right.
559
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:57,130
Oh, okay, um, when you get
to the station, call Ryan.
560
00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:00,700
If he's not there, call Alice.
She's at the bar!
561
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,390
You never ever touch a cop.
562
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,810
What?
563
00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,520
Go, Bolt!
564
00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:16,150
Go!
565
00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:17,410
Go!
566
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:19,600
Come on, buddy.
567
00:28:19,770 --> 00:28:21,550
One step at a time.
568
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,210
For the win...
569
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,770
the Bolt!
570
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:33,520
And the first runner-up, Turbo!
571
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:38,400
Yeah, baby!
572
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,560
That's how we do it!
573
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,940
I tried calling the bar,
and no one is picking up.
574
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,800
I guess Ryan is asleep already.
I left him a message.
575
00:28:57,550 --> 00:28:59,070
I know.
576
00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:01,050
It's all my fault.
577
00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:02,960
What do you want me to say?
578
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:06,080
Thanks for being ashamed of me and Bug?
579
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:14,010
Tash, not telling you about that
party had nothing to do with you.
580
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,480
It was me.
581
00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:20,660
I wanted to see what it was like.
582
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,850
You know?
583
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,780
To be one of those kids.
584
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,190
One of those kids that you
and I used to make fun of.
585
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,670
Regular, normal kids
whose biggest worries were
586
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:35,010
breaking curfew or winning at beer pong.
587
00:29:40,090 --> 00:29:45,840
I didn't invite you, not
because I'm ashamed of you.
588
00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:54,390
I'm ashamed of me... for wanting it.
589
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,080
I get it, okay?
590
00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:04,180
Just don't leave me behind.
591
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,550
Never.
592
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:12,580
Yo, man, can we get out of here?
Or what?
593
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,390
Sorry, kid. Unless a guardian
or relative shows up, you're stuck.
594
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:23,030
There's still one person
I haven't tried yet.
595
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,860
No, seriously, what was that move
when you pinned me to the hood?
596
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,960
'Cause I did not see you coming.
597
00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:32,020
That's a little Krav Maga.
598
00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:35,160
I spar on the weekends.
Keeps me sharp.
599
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,040
- It's working, man.
- Thanks.
600
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,650
- I'll catch ya later, bro.
- All right, man.
601
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:41,470
Hey! Hey, uh, when can I
get another phone call?
602
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,310
What?
603
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,080
I don't get it.
604
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,710
I mean, people, they love you.
605
00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:56,010
You-you have this
weird magnetism thing.
606
00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:58,170
Ever since high school.
607
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,820
It's no wonder that
Lux likes you better.
608
00:31:02,790 --> 00:31:04,020
Come on.
609
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:07,320
She thinks of me like I'm
her screw-up older brother.
610
00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:10,030
At least she respects you.
611
00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:12,250
She doesn't want anything to do with me.
612
00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:16,250
You should have seen her face
when I walked into her party.
613
00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:17,810
Cate, put yourself in her shoes.
614
00:31:17,890 --> 00:31:20,020
How would you feel if your mom crashed
one of your parties in high school?
615
00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:22,560
Okay, I never had a party
in high school, so...
616
00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:32,730
You think Lux thinks
of me as... as a mom?
617
00:31:32,870 --> 00:31:35,070
You are a natural mom.
618
00:31:37,530 --> 00:31:38,580
Me?
619
00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:42,100
I mean, I try to be her
friend, I get punked,
620
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,120
and then I yell at her like a jackhole.
621
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,030
Lux deserved it.
622
00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:52,000
Except maybe the part
where you called her stupid.
623
00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:55,790
Stupid.
624
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:00,740
It's my dad's nickname for
me for the last... 17 years.
625
00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:04,250
You know, it's one thing, not being
as good a businessman as my dad,
626
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:09,470
but I thought that if I
ever had a kid... like...
627
00:32:11,710 --> 00:32:15,020
Maybe that's why I just
like being Lux's friend.
628
00:32:15,550 --> 00:32:21,450
Because I'm afraid that if
I... that if I'm a dad... I'll be him.
629
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,670
You don't have to be your dad.
630
00:32:24,830 --> 00:32:27,430
You just have to be a dad.
631
00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:33,310
I mean, the bond that
you have with Lux already?
632
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:37,740
- Most people would kill for that.
- Yeah.
633
00:32:39,310 --> 00:32:40,960
I mean...
634
00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:43,480
I would.
635
00:32:48,190 --> 00:32:50,880
You know, maybe your
dad's kind of like me,
636
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,700
stuck in this position
he can't get out of.
637
00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:56,460
Stuck being bad cop.
638
00:32:56,570 --> 00:32:57,580
Just wishing...
639
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,410
His son wasn't a moron?
640
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:02,150
Wishing that he could
get a second chance.
641
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,110
Yo, Baze.
642
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,780
Um, Ms.Cassidy, Mr.Bazile.
643
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,950
A gentleman just posted bail for you.
644
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,370
Oh, thank God.
It's Ryan.
645
00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:39,120
Well...
646
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:42,430
Thanks, Gramps.
647
00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:48,200
Dad, I just...
I want to say I'm sorry.
648
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:49,590
For what?
649
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,830
Me having to bail you out of
jail in the middle of the night?
650
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,730
For endangering my granddaughter?
651
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,760
For letting me pay for
your college education
652
00:33:55,850 --> 00:33:57,990
only to have you
squander your potential?
653
00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:00,580
Yeah.
654
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,130
That.
655
00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:09,160
Hey, go talk to him.
656
00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:19,820
Dad, uh, listen.
657
00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:21,840
I know this parent thing...
658
00:34:21,970 --> 00:34:24,560
Uh, it's a lot harder than I thought.
659
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,530
And it got me thinking,
how you and I are?
660
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:31,350
That can't be how you
wanted all this to go.
661
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,720
So, what I am trying to...
662
00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,180
I mean, how about a reset?
663
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:43,080
Like, do you want to
just come in for a beer?
664
00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:48,430
It's getting late.
I got to get back home.
665
00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:12,340
Hey.
How'd it go?
666
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,980
He couldn't get away fast enough.
667
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:18,920
At least you tried.
668
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,540
- Cate!
- Ryan.
669
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,570
What-What are you doing here?
670
00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:31,060
Uh, I got Lux's messages.
671
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,100
Alice even called.
672
00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:34,110
She didn't know what happened to you.
673
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,970
Oh, my God.
She's gonna kill me.
674
00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:38,040
You weren't picking up.
I called the station.
675
00:35:38,330 --> 00:35:40,020
I'm sorry.
676
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,460
Oh, God. I can't believe that
you came all the way down here.
677
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:45,700
Glad I did.
678
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:57,080
- We should probably take Lux back home.
- Yeah.
679
00:35:57,170 --> 00:36:00,640
Oh, um, I'll meet you outside.
680
00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:20,570
I'm not so sure what to say.
681
00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:22,410
Me, neither.
682
00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:25,700
I mean, if the cops
come, I lose the bar.
683
00:36:26,670 --> 00:36:31,680
If the state finds out, I lose you.
684
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,380
I shouldn't have stolen that keg.
685
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,640
I shouldn't have yelled.
686
00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:39,240
I don't want to be... that guy.
687
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:41,310
You're not, Baze.
688
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,480
You're not your dad.
689
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,960
He's not all bad, though.
690
00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:50,750
Maybe he's just one of
those old school dads
691
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:53,760
who can only show love by hitting
you on the head, or something.
692
00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:56,530
Yeah, or he just likes
hitting me on the head.
693
00:36:57,570 --> 00:37:00,460
When I told him that you were in jail,
694
00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:04,630
the first thing that he asked
was if you were all right.
695
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:06,480
He loves you.
696
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,660
He just... shows it different.
697
00:37:12,610 --> 00:37:14,030
- Good night.
- Good night.
698
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,030
You pretending to sleep
so we don't have to talk?
699
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:37,660
Maybe.
700
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,510
Okay, well, don't worry.
701
00:37:39,810 --> 00:37:42,960
I'll try to not get too maternal on you.
702
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:48,250
I arranged for Bug's bail.
703
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:50,860
He's gonna have his court
appearance on Monday.
704
00:37:52,950 --> 00:37:54,640
Cate...
705
00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:58,250
Thank you.
706
00:37:58,530 --> 00:38:00,840
I'm sorry about everything.
707
00:38:00,950 --> 00:38:02,700
I don't know what I was thinking.
708
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,350
At least you weren't playing beer
pong with people half your age.
709
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,800
Better than playing the real-life
version of Grand Theft Auto.
710
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:19,380
Bug... he was never really
going to steal that car.
711
00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:24,720
He's a good guy, deep down.
712
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,710
Okay, if you say so.
713
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,030
Yeah.
714
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,200
I do.
715
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,750
Oh, you should have seen it.
716
00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:41,020
It was a massacre of epic proportions.
717
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,320
Here's to Bolt.
At least one of us had a good night.
718
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,430
Hey, guys.
719
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,250
I couldn't sleep and I didn't
want to disturb your mother,
720
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,620
so, maybe I'll take you
up on that beer after all.
721
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,550
Yeah. I got it.
722
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,410
I got it.
Coming right up.
723
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,030
So, how'd the turtle races go?
724
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:12,340
Oh, they're not as, um, not
as profitable as we'd hoped for.
725
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:15,790
But, oh, come on, Dad, I can
still afford to buy you a beer.
726
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,510
It's not for the beer.
727
00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:19,490
It's for a turtle.
728
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:21,950
You up for a race?
729
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,020
Of course, you bet.
Which one do you want?
730
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:29,200
I'll take this three-legged one.
731
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,820
Root for the underdog for a change.
732
00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:40,150
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