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So, son, what do you think?

I was listening to the slaves singing the river.

It's good that they sing the water with such enthusiasm.

It's the Mississippi, so romantic.

This is a great river.

The only problem is that it doesn't cross Pennsylvania.

Do you still miss Pennsylvania still miss it that much?

I don't know. I'm getting used to it.

You know that my slaves sing better than the others.

Because they love you. You often set them free.

I'm going to release one or two now.

Carl, where are you going?

To New Orleans, Father.

Again?

- Give him my respects. - What do you mean?

You can't cheat your father.

You have something on your mind, a petticoat.

Carl, you're in love, and I'm glad.

Listen to me,

on this plantation,

we have beautiful fields of cotton and flowers.

All that's missing is to tread on them.

- Would you like that, Father? - What a question.

I haven't bought baby shoes since you.

And I want to do it again.

Go to New Orleans to make it right.

Cayetano Circus in Old New Orleans...

Shocking.

Ashley, let's go.

I'd like to break your bones!

You would have a hard time, my bones are made of rubber.

Take me away from this abject place.

And you, mind your own business your own business, you scoundrels.

Take him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, please.

Excuse me.

- Good evening Mr. Van Horn. - Good evening.

Would Miss Dixiana would you agree to see me?

Certainly, sir.

We know that she will be very happy to see you.

Hey, you.

At your service, Mr. Montague.

I don't like to be the laughing stock of your artists.

I don't control neither Peewee nor Ginger...

I'm talking about Dixiana.

She should stop throwing roses at strangers.

Excuse me, sir.

What right do you have to give orders to Mr. Cayetano?

I could show you his IOUs.

Please, I'll go.

Don't forget to tell him about the roses.

I don't like this message.

Are you the son of the Pennsylvania Dutchman?

Cornelius Van Horn is my father.

Tell your father to stay out of my business.

Miss Dixiana's things are my own.

How's that?

Are you in love with her?

This does not concern you.

Don't be serious with a girl whom you treat lightly.

Sir?

Did you ask her to marry you?

Did your parents meet her?

No, sir.

Perhaps your customs are are different,

but here the gentlemen observe these formalities.

However, Dixiana will not be disappointed.

- Stop invoking his name! - Or else?

I know a formality, the bellows.

I see you have the glove.

- Carl! - Gentlemen!

Why such an outrageous such outrageous behavior?

This rascal talked about you in an inappropriate way.

Did Mr. Montague say anything about me?

Mr. Montague would never talk about me in an inappropriate way.

You are right Miss Dixiana, it is a mistake.

That's wrong.

I insist.

You are mistaken,

and you are wrong if you think the opposite.

I take this opportunity to wish you a good evening.

Good evening.

Carl, what happened?

Am I a gentleman in your eyes?

You certainly are.

Do you think I'm serious?

I think you are very serious.

I love you.

You shouldn't kiss the customers.

What's going on?

This beautiful lady has promised to marry me.

How? Dixiana, you're not going to break up our trio?

But I love it.

It's sickening.

You can find women everywhere.

But where will we find a baby swan?

The only person thin enough is an 80 year old Spanish woman.

Can you imagine the audience seeing this old Spanish omelette?

It makes me want to cry.

Yes, I'm going to cry.

Courage, my good man. I'm taking Dixiana to the plantation.

Why don't you join us?

Easy, Peewee, easy.

Home cooking, three times a day.

The head wants to stay up, the stomach chooses chicken in sauce.

Accept Peewee, please.

I'm going to get scared with all these people from the top.

You've never refused me anything.

Please accept.

- Okay, that's better. - That's better.

I'll tell the others.

I have news for you.

Cupid?

Yes, Mr. Carl?

Go tell my father that I'm bringing in three distinguished guests.

And tell him that I am bringing back a daughter-in-law.

I'm flying there.

What's going on?

I'm going to marry the most handsome man in New Orleans.

Are you going to leave the stage?

Oh, that's right.

From now on, my personal agent will be Carl Van Horn.

Good luck to you.

A woman would never would marry a man

if she saw him asleep.

Get up, you walrus.

Stand up.

Do I have to?

Get up, get up.

I was having a wonderful dream.

Tell me about it, darling.

- It was wonderful. - Tell me about it.

- I had a dream... - Yes?

I dreamed that I was a widower again.

Lord Chesterfield!

I'm the one who'll be a widow if you don't stop snoring,

- and don't learn to behave. - I'm behaving myself.

Well? You don't look like a gentleman.

Do you think that you look like a lady?

No, not tonight.

Why don't you look like those Southerners,

full of grace and ardour?

I don't have any spirit, I am from Philadelphia.

That's your problem.

You're so dull, so cold,

you... eel.

I may be an eel,

but I refuse to behave like a monkey.

- Why not? - As soon as I meet a woman,

I have to kiss her hand.

I hate the smell of soap.

- Listen to me. - I've been listening to you for years.

- I've had enough... - Listen to me. Shut up!

You are the shame of the Dutch Dutch landowners.

I didn't want this plantation.

It was left to me.

It's yours,

and you have to live up to it.

Get out of bed.

I'll get out when I'm ready.

What?

And I'm ready.

Why do I have to get up so early?

- For your lesson in manners. - Is this one?

Wait until I get dressed.

How can I learn in this outfit?

Come here.

All right, Birdie dear. Don't get upset.

Imagine I'm a lady.

That's not possible.

No, I'm a lady to whom you are introduced.

Anybody else?

This is different.

Madam, I have the honor to introduce Mr. Van Horn.

Then the lady gives you a languid hand and says:

"Nice to meet you, sir."

She's right.

No. Okay, bow down.

- Lower. - From here?

A hand kiss, and you answer:

"Madam, the honor is all mine.

"Never have I had the pleasure to welcome so much beauty here."

Should I say all this?

Well, I'm trying.

The staff will hear you.

You toad, you aphid.

Dirty...

I can't find a name.

Let's see. What do you think of ticks?

- Who's there? - Cupid, ma'am.

- I have some good news. - It must be from my son.

Good news, sir. Carl has found himself a wife.

- A wife? - They are coming today.

Where did he find her?

- Her name? - How should I know?

All I know is that is that she is beautiful and kind.

Cornelius, it could be anyone.

Yes, but you don't know that.

I know my son since the infantry,

and I bet you that his choice of wife

will be farpait... parp...

Perfect.

And Mr. Carl comes with two distinguished gentlemen.

Distinguished gentlemen!

Maybe we'll finally be be part of high society.

Trust my son in my son Carl, we'll make it.

- Did you hear that? - Yes!

Carl is bringing back aristocrats.

We're getting frequented. I'll give orders.

No, I'll give them.

Okay, you give the orders, I'll put on the pants.

What are you going to tell him?

"Madam, if my son has the same taste as me

- "you must be horrible." - Idiot.

Madam, this is my future wife, Miss Dixiana Caldwell.

The honor is mine.

You are very kind, Mrs. Van Horn.

And this is my father.

I brought you a girl.

I hope you like me.

Like me? I'm going to love you.

This is Venus. She will be at your service.

- Miss. - I will take you to your room.

It's not as grand as others, but...

I present to you Mr. Ginger Dandy and little Peewee.

Welcome to our modest home.

Gentlemen, this is my father.

Nice to meet you, sir.

- Welcome. Come on in. - I'd love to.

Father.

- Excuse me. - Sure, go ahead.

Well, Father?

Carl, she's wonderful.

- Will Mrs. Van Horn like it? - I don't care.

Shouldn't we be celebrating celebrate this occasion?

Absolutely.

We can have a few drinks.

Maybe by 8pm I'll be groggy enough to have groggy enough to enjoy myself.

Beautiful.

This carriage is missing its wheels.

This is the family bed, sir.

Does the whole family sleep in there?

At the same time?

You're funny, sir.

Is she sleeping there too?

She died 40 years ago.

40 years old? No need to make room for her.

Ring if you need anything.

One moment, one moment.

Here's two dollars for you.

- Thank you, sir. - You're welcome.

Would you like to make two more dollars?

Yes, sir.

Here, we'll bet you two dollars

that you don't manage to pick up those 3 cigars,

one by one, without saying ouch.

Is that all you have to do? I'm trying.

I'm holding the bet.

The cigars are in place.

Pick them up one by one without saying ouch.

Observe, sir.

- And one. - And one!

- And that's two. - You're doing great.

There's the answer.

It never fails.

Say Ginger,

how do the people who live in these houses

spend their time?

We are lucky that Dixiana is joining this family.

I would also like to to join this kind of family.

- What are you looking for? - Where to put these ashes.

Put them on the ground.

On the floor? Not me.

Maybe you don't know

but I have decided to become a southern gentleman.

You should have said so.

Not bad, right?

Not bad at all.

I've never seen one this big.

I bet you it's over 100 years old.

That's easy.

This is what is called an old antique.

Hello, boys.

Is everything okay?

You've got some great stuff.

Everything that is here belonged to my Aunt Sophie.

Aunt Sophie?

This is her portrait.

- Is that Aunt Sophie? - She lived in Pennsylvania.

She died of a throat problem.

Was she hanged?

She was on a tightrope.

She's good.

Everything here belonged to Aunt Sophie?

Yes, she brought everything from Shamusburg.

She must have been very nervous.

This?

It's amazing, isn't it?

Surprising.

Weird even.

- And useful. - Indeed.

Not anymore, it's too old.

Nothing comes in anymore.

It was working fine, but now they can't get in.

It's twisted around here.

Way too old.

- What do you think? - Wonderful.

It looks like a bouquet.

Here you go. To your health.

- No, to yours. - Here's to you.

No, to your health.

Wait a minute,

I don't feel very well either.

Here you go.

- To your health. - Here's to you.

What's up?

Let's drink to Aunt Sophie's health.

To Aunt Sophie.

It's all right.

Do you know any jokes?

I love jokes and games.

- Jokes and games. - He likes games.

- Do you like games? - All the games.

Do you know the 3 cigars game?

No, let's play it.

We have to bet.

I'm a good player.

- Good player... - Who gives him the answer?

Look, you hold the stakes and I give him the answer.

I'll bet you five dollars

that you won't be able to pick up 3 cigars

without getting kicked...

This is how it works.

We'll bet you five dollars

that you will not be able to pick up those 3 cigars,

without saying ouch.

A-Y, ouch.

Of course, it's a piece of cake.

- There's my five. - And the cigars.

Let me get this straight.

I have to pick them up one by one.

Without saying ouch.

Easy.

- One. - And one.

Too easy.

There's a draft.

- Two. - And two.

Shall we cancel the bet?

This is where it gets tricky.

This is the easiest of all.

I pick it up quickly.

And here's the answer.

It's really good.

The Party on the Same Evening.

Colonel Porter.

Good evening, Mrs. Van Horn.

It's a pleasure.

My husband, Cornelius.

Remember what I taught you.

My husband, Cornelius.

- Madam, the honor is mine. - Shake his hand.

Excuse me. Nice to meet you, Mr. Porter.

Colonel Porter.

I'll call him General if he wants.

Welcome, that's all.

Nice to meet you to meet your acquaintance.

It's a mutual pleasure, I assure you.

I'm going to find my son Carl.

His fiancée must be ready to come down.

Give him time to bury his life as a bachelor.

This is the bachelor's last right.

Cornelius took a week to bury his bachelor life.

- Isn't that right, darling? - That's right.

And if I were smart, I'd still be there.

Gentlemen, this way.

Are your glasses full?

To your wife.

It's a shame to see a man so young

say goodbye to the pleasures of celibacy.

You'll stop complaining about me when you see her.

Every soldier is brave before the battle.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Let's go.

I'd like to introduce you to Colonel Porter.

Nice to meet the guest of honor,

whose charms are praised by all.

You are too good, Colonel Porter.

He's right, Dixiana.

Your name is as pretty as your eyes, my dear.

You're right, Colonel.

These gentlemen are taking a long time to come down.

I'll be surprised if they make it.

Sorry for the delay.

My dear friends, did you read?

Bu.

You are forgiven.

You are fun.

I love young men.

I should have married someone my own age.

She loves young men.

Show her the cigar game.

She doesn't know the three-cigar game?

Are you sure?

Do you know the cigar game?

The cigar game? I'm excited about it.

She knows it.

- Why? - She says it kicks her.

- It's no use. - That's not what she means.

Is this new?

It's very old. It's an old Indian game.

Indian?

Botaku.

How did you do it?

The Botaku.

Come on, let's play Indians.

We have to bet money.

Wonderful. How much money?

- Five dollars. - Not exciting enough. Make it 25.

Let's say 50.

Give me the money.

Take it all, it's worth it.

Who's going to give him the answer?

The one with the biggest feet.

You just have to give it to him.

I'd love to, but my feet hurt.

You're going to give it to him.

I'll do my best.

I'm holding the bet.

This is how it works.

We bet you won't be able to pick up those 3 cigars,

one by one, without saying ouch.

The money is mine,

I've never said ouch in my life.

You're going to "Ouch" like never before.

Birdie, remember.

Bend over and pick them up one by one.

Observe.

One. Splendid.

The second one, please.

It's so easy it's ridiculous.

So ridiculous that I'm laughing in advance.

Not again.

- Beautiful. - Here's the second one.

And now the final test, the third one.

Bunch of rascals.

Hurry up, I can't wait.

Here we go.

You had to answer her when she took the second one.

From now on, we will only play only in an empty room.

Are you sure you don't want to have dinner?

Not yet, darling.

I can't get used to to get used to all this beauty.

Don't be in a hurry,

it will belong to you for the rest of your life.

All of this?

To me?

I'd like to offer you more.

What's the matter, honey?

You've given me so much, and I have nothing for you.

The lovebirds!

Come and eat.

Come on, we can't live on love.

You guys are fun. Do you have any other tricks?

Do we have any other tricks?

Do you want to see the trick of glasses and saucers?

Splendid.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is the first time that this famous trick

will be performed at a private party.

Tell them, Ginger.

One drink.

Another drink, Ginger.

Here you go.

A saucer. Another glass.

Here we go.

Peewee, be careful.

Don't worry, I never miss that turn.

You dumbass.

You have destroyed my precious glasses.

I shouldn't have done it.

You should have let Dixiana do it.

Of course, it's her famous circus trick.

Dixiana at the circus?

Yes, the Cayetano Circus.

Circus people in my house?

Is it true?

You see, Carl thought that...

Are you in charge?

I should have known that you would choose your wife

in the shallows.

- She's worth more than you. - Shut up!

Don't fight over me.

Get out of my house.

You won't put her out.

I'm not, but the staff is.

Come on!

Let me go! Let me go!

Let me go!

I will die of shame.

I am going to die.

- If only. - I'm going to die.

Dixiana, I'm really sorry.

You've let the cat out of the bag, and everything in between.

It's not his fault.

What do we do?

Go get the carriage. We'll get out of here as fast as we can.

Where are we going?

We're going back home to the circus.

- But... - Don't you recognize an order?

- Please. - Get them out of here!

When will you be ready to leave?

What do you mean?

As soon as I pack my bags, we'll leave.

I don't want to come between you and your family.

Don't argue. My decision is made.

But Carl...

Carl, what are you going to do?

Dixiana will tell you.

He wants to take me away from here.

He says he's going away forever.

Forever?

I won't let him. I'll leave, but alone.

Where to?

I won't tell anyone. I don't want him to follow me.

I never want to see him again.

Don't you love my son?

Love him?

I love him so much that I don't want to hurt him,

and that's what would happen if he ran away.

It's nice of you to console a circus girl.

I wish I could to show the respect I have

for the most beautiful woman I've ever had the pleasure of hosting.

My dear,

give me the honor

to accompany you to your carriage.

Let go of his arm, you bastard.

I've had enough of this.

For once, I'll have the upper hand.

I own this house

and if you want to continue to live here, you will have to respect my friends.

It was a pleasure to know this lovely lady.

May I have the honor to open the door of her carriage?

Look at this.

How lucky for us.

Don't hire them.

I need them in my circus.

Obey or you won't have a circus.

That's us, folks.

Three stars, count them, one, two, three.

How good is the smell of sawdust.

Let's hear it for Peewee, Ginger and little Dixiana.

We are back Mr. Cayetano.

I don't want you anymore. I have other plans.

- But Mr. Cayetano... - I'm done with you.

He is serious.

What are we doing?

We're looking for a job.

There are no other jobs.

It's all my fault. What am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

You can work for me.

In a casino?

I have theaters.

And I have a heart.

Does your heart beat for one or for three?

The three are a pair. You win.

We're going to give you the most beautiful show.

Well, my dear? What do you say?

I'm sorry, I've never I've never worked in a casino.

I hadn't thought of that. The offer no longer stands.

We couldn't let her accept.

Wait for the boys.

You've always been there for me.

Thank you Mr. Montague, we'll be there tonight.

I'll make you an interesting offer.

Are you sure you don't you won't regret it?

- Don't worry about us. - Don't act against your will.

We'll have to change the number.

We'll open like this. She sings Dixiana to open...

- Then we... - What will you do?

We can't do the the ostrich act anymore.

I don't get it.

You get them fired to hire them.

If Dixiana is in our house,

young Van Horn will follow.

He never leaves her.

You will have every reason to have a duel.

He is more precious to me alive than dead for the moment.

What if he gets the upper hand and wants to fight?

We'll take it from there.

- Like with Phillip Van Horn? - Shut up.

You are the only one who knows the truth about this duel.

If you talk,

I'll shut your mouth with the same gun.

I won't talk, don't worry.

Okay, Mr. Blondell.

Montague's Casino Show.

Good evening everyone.

Good evening, everyone.

How are you?

But it's Nanny herself.

I'm looking for my beautiful Romeo.

Don't look for my darling anymore, here I am.

In person.

Rest against a chest

when the going gets tough.

I can't rest before I change.

Change everything except your affection for me.

Wait for me, I'll be back in five minutes.

- Don't forget. - I won't forget.

I'm the kind of person you don't forget.

Hi Nanny, are you in a hurry?

I have to go change.

Wait for me, I'll be back in five minutes.

I'll be back in five minutes.

Don't forget, wait for me.

A bottle of wine and two glasses.

No thanks, I'm not drinking tonight.

How are you doing?

Are you waiting for someone?

I am?

Are you sure you're not expecting anyone?

Actually, I'm leaving.

Good evening, Peewee.

Good evening, Ginger.

- Good night, Peewee. - Good night, Ginger.

- Good night, Ginger. - Good evening, Peewee.

Your wine, sir.

Your change.

Wait for it.

For you, my good man.

- Here I am. - The little Nanny.

See the wine I ordered for you?

You're always thinking about me.

You know, honey, it's because I love you.

You don't love me as much as Peewee.

When you are next to a beautiful animal like me,

why talk about another who is only worthless, Nanny?

Now that's what I call a real friend.

I knew you were there.

Good evening, darling. I was killing time waiting for you.

Nanny and I are in love.

- She wants to be alone with me. - That's a friend.

You have my ties, my socks, my clothes,

and you want to take my Nanny.

Come on, honey.

This is a private conversation.

- Who's going with you to Mardi Gras? - I'm going with him.

I'm the one who's going with him.

Don't I have a say in this?

You're trying to take it away from me,

you rascal, you rascal.

Sir, surely you don't know that we don't talk like that

to a southern gentleman.

A gentleman from the South?

From southern Brooklyn.

What do you mean, a southern gentleman?

My grandfather, Miss Nanny, was a Southern planter.

A Southern planter?

He was a gravedigger in Alabama.

Go away or I'm going to cut you off.

Although your abject language deserves it,

I will not challenge you to a duel.

A duel?

A duel for me? Great!

Farewell, creature of beauty.

We'll meet again at Mardi Gras.

Honey, you'll go with me, right?

I won't say who I'll go with.

But baby,

nobody loves you like I love you.

Ginger says they do, like everyone else.

But honey, I mean it when I say it.

You are the first one I would like to marry to marry at first.

Ladies and gentlemen.

For many years now, I've been trying to entertain you.

Tonight I have the pleasure of introducing to introduce the star of the racetrack,

Miss Dixiana.

Glad to see your enthusiasm for Miss Dixiana

because I have a proposal for you.

As you know,

the voting for the Mardi Gras Queen will end in a week.

Ladies and Gentlemen, when these votes are counted,

who do you think should win?

Never have we seen more beautiful Mardi Gras Queen.

I count on you to do your duty.

Why all this for me?

I want to make you forget the insults that you have suffered.

It's forgotten.

So maybe this is so that you remember me.

I will never forget you.

My friends, Miss Dixiana accepts the nomination.

One week later.

Darling, promise me that you will let me come with you

to see Dixiana become Queen of the Mardi Gras?

You know that I never make promises.

It's a beautiful night for us.

I am so proud to know Miss Dixiana.

She will make a beautiful queen.

She'd better be,

I voted for her 27 times.

Tell the girls to take their evening for the coronation.

At what time will Dixiana will be called?

According to the Master of Ceremonies, within half an hour.

Honey, who's going with you?

I don't know.

Hello Ginger.

- Colonel Ginger, sir. - I don't get it.

Stop following Nanny and me.

Sir, these remarks are absurd.

Since Nanny has shown an interest in me,

you are consumed with jealousy.

She likes me best.

You force me me to sulk in my beard.

You'll be sulking somewhere else if you don't let it go.

What if we let the object of our mutual passion decide?

Tell us who you like best?

Who won the duel?

Which duel?

The duel you were going to to fight for me.

I had simply forgotten about it.

I didn't forget it, and we'll deliver it right away.

I can't fight a duel if I'm not insulted, sir.

That's impossible, sir.

Shall I teach you how to insult me?

That's not possible.

To challenge a Southerner to a duel, you have to blow him away.

I've been waiting for this.

You have to do it with a glove.

You know very well that I don't have a glove.

Can I offer a glove belonging to Miss Nanny?

You are insulted.

Me, insulted by this nothing glove?

Ridiculous, sir.

It takes a glove to insult you, isn't that right?

You need a glove, I insist.

Wait until you polish this one on your snout.

Now you're insulted?

I'm afraid it's it's going to be very difficult.

But don't be discouraged, my boy.

I'm getting tired of this.

Now you must feel insulted.

Not yet, but you're getting warm.

You were almost there.

I know what we're going to do.

We're going to cancel everything.

I challenge you to a duel, here and now.

I accept this nomination.

We will fight from 3 to 61.5 steps.

- We need straight arms. - Right arms?

My good man, how would you like to make 15 cents?

This is my right arm.

Your right arm?

It looks more like a leg to me.

Is he my right arm?

More like a little finger.

What weapons will you use?

Weapons?

We only have to pull utensils from the wall.

Choose your weapon.

On guard.

Which right arm are you doing?

On guard.

You'll finally get your revenge on young Van Horn.

How's that?

He's over there with Blondell and Montague.

And when they're done...

They won't do anything to him if I have anything to say about it.

After what his family did to you?

I don't care what they did to me, I still love her.

What a queen.

Do you like me?

You know it.

So tell me.

Anything you want.

What are you going to do to him?

What I've been dreaming to do for a long time.

He wants to play.

But he's been drinking.

Who served him?

Are you asking me?

You are smart.

Does he have any money on him?

I don't think about that.

Cards cause anger, and anger leads to the dueling field.

Wait for it.

What's up?

Let me play him.

Why?

I will never forget the humiliation

that I felt when I left the plantation.

Your thirst for revenge makes you beautiful.

Revenge is this.

Will you give it to me?

I will give you everything.

- Can you deal cards? - How about you?

Shall I let you play?

You are wonderful.

I thought you were a saint.

One day you will find out who I am.

Okay.

Bring the cards.

That will give me a moment alone with him.

I cannot express how much I adore you.

Bring the cards.

What are you doing here?

Unhappy in love, happy at cards.

We'll see if it's true.

- To check whose love? - Yours.

Then play against me.

That would be the most reliable test.

Would you let the cards decide?

Why not?

What game?

Choose one.

Stud?

Mile.

Two thousand.

You want to ruin me?

Three thousand.

Don't go away.

Your luck will surely change.

- I think there is cheating. - Cheating?

From you, Dixiana.

From me?

I must be happy in love, I lost at cards.

Dixiana, my sweet. Shall I lose you too?

Only a fool trusts in cards or in women.

Women can change, not the cards.

They always show their true face.

Give them another chance.

Okay.

I lost what I had.

Do you give up?

Not yet.

Mr. Montague, may I speak to you?

If you could lend me ten thousand.

The house doesn't give credit.

I am signing an an IOU.

You know my father.

- Your father? Maybe I... - What is it?

If you give me his signature...

I can't do that.

Are you going to let her win?

I couldn't possibly...

I'll keep the document until you win.

You'll keep it? Promise?

Of course I will, I don't want to lose a customer like that.

Ready to continue? Here's my bet.

When did your father give you this?

That's fine with me. Take it back.

Your bets.

Thousand.

Two thousand.

What have I done?

You tricked me, both of you.

Are you calling me a cheater?

We're going to settle this once and for all.

Don't mind him,

he is angry because I left him.

That's your bet then?

Maybe it is.

This is not your lucky day.

Yes, I could have married him if I hadn't opened my eyes.

- My son, are you crazy? - Leave me, Father.

What a fool I was to believe that you loved him.

What a fool you are to think that I love you.

Give me that.

So you still like it?

- You'll never know. - What about me?

Pay tribute to the Queen.

What a queen you have created.

Yes, and now, I will destroy her.

Good evening girls, good evening.

You all look great for Mardi Gras.

- You don't look bad either. - You don't have to tell me.

What's with the suit?

I'll tell you what it is.

Not easy to disguise those muscles,

but the soldier is always a soldier.

They're cute, these pendants.

Pendants? Medals, my dear.

Received for bravery in battle.

May I ask what this one means? The meaning of this one?

What is she talking about?

She wants to know where you got it.

I got it for fighting the Indians.

Fighting Indians?

I was on the hill when they came upon me

ten thousand Indians.

How many Indians?

A thousand Indians were climbing the hill.

How many?

I saw an old squaw climbing the hill.

I said, "Listen, Gladys." But she ignored me.

So I grabbed Gladys by the tomahawk

and dragged her to the barracks,

where I got this medal and a layoff.

Don't run away, girls.

I didn't tell you where I got this one.

Where did you get it?

I got it for jumping Niagara Falls.

What about this one?

For jumping in the other direction.

What about this one?

For jumping in the other direction.

Two medals for that?

Yes, it took me two jumps.

With these medals, why the big brass buttons?

You'd be surprised.

Attention!

Walk!

Scatter!

Salute!

Line up!

Well... Let's see...

Drive on!

Roll backwards!

Crouch!

Forward!

Row!

Galipette!

At ease!

We're going home!

We're taking the Queen out!

- Save me! - Wait, wait, wait, wait!

We are taking the Queen away.

The enemy king has fallen in love with her beauty.

Make way for the royal captors.

What a wonderful actress.

I thought they were really taking it off.

Father, what are you doing here?

I was looking for you, white man.

You let Montague take it off like that?

- Why not? - Use your brain.

Idiot. Idiot. Ballot.

If I knew any other names, they would all fit.

You should have seen her at the casino.

I saw it happen, I was there.

You saw her cheating.

Yes, I saw her cheating and I thank her for it.

I saw her tear up that forged check that you signed.

Tear it up?

I don't understand.

I saw that, you stupid Dutchman.

Let's see if you understand this:

why did did she leave the plantation?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Why did she come between you and Montague?

- I don't know. - Of course you don't.

I can't find the words.

Because she loves you.

Does she love me?

This is the only thing I blame her for.

Go get her, take her back to the plantation,

and if you don't bring it back, don't come back.

- Will you help me, Father? - My boy.

This is the end of the Queen's abduction

and a good joke.

What does that mean?

Isn't the situation enough to explain it, my queen?

Your queen?

My queen, since I took the trouble the trouble of stealing from you.

Let me out.

Later, after our private private coronation ceremony.

The wedding of the prince of darkness and the queen of light.

But this time, no royal rose, no pearls.

There is only one outfit for such a queen.

Be as beautiful in abandonment as in struggle.

Take your hands off!

Can't you see that I love you?

I would give anything for you.

Let me take you away from here.

I will take you to Paris, to Italy, to the most intoxicating places.

I will show you the most beautiful women,

and make you the most beautiful of all.

Then I will make you mine.

Do you know what this means?

I am ready to go to the dueling field.

The choice of places and weapons is up to me.

As you wish.

- According to the code... - Your code is nothing.

Leave me Dixiana.

Your terms.

Gun, in my yard, in fifteen minutes.

Fifteen minutes from now.

Get out.

Don't fight, it's murder.

That's what I have in mind.

Two years ago, he killed your uncle in a duel.

My revenge will be twofold.

He provoked your uncle to choice of location and weapons.

- And something happened. - What happened?

They never found the impact of your uncle's bullet.

There are a hundred explanations.

If you love me, you can't do this.

That's why I have to fight.

What if he kills you? What will I do?

I will continue to love you knowing you are dead.

What if all your life you knew I was a coward?

It is not cowardly to avoid being murdered.

Let me change.

- Run away with me. - What do you mean?

Now.

My love, I want to feel you near me, like this.

I want your arms around me, your burning kisses.

Take me, wherever you want, to Paris, to Italy.

Give me a kiss.

If anything happens to me, give this to my father.

Okay, honey.

Here are the guns.

Load them in the presence of his right arm.

Sure.

Make sure to load them properly.

Do you want to kill him?

I'm going to kill him.

What are you doing in that disguise?

There he goes down the stairs.

Montague killed his uncle in a duel two years ago.

Call the police! There's going to be a duel.

I assume you represent Mr. Van Horn.

Yes, sir.

Say, Blondell, can't we get get Van Horn out of this mess?

Yes, with one of these guns,

as soon as you have check the load.

Understand that my man has the first choice of weapons.

Would you like to inspect them?

I do!

Who are you?

I thought you were...

- Give it to me! - Wait!

I demand that we weigh these guns.

There is no problem with the guns.

Then why not weigh them?

Yes, why not?

Come back, Montague.

What's going on?

There is a problem with one of the guns.

How do you explain this?

How does it explain your uncle's death.

Don't move.

It's time to find out how he was murdered.

Listen to me,

I accuse this man of the murder of Phillip Van Horn.

You've told it all.

I didn't say anything.

I warned you.

I'll bet you this against that

that you can't pick up the 3 cigars without screaming ouch.

You want to challenge the colonel?

I'm the one the inventor of the cigar game.

Yes, but this one has a twist.

Don't brag, I accept the bet.

Okay, I'll tell you what I'll do. That's what I'll do.

I'll put the first cigar here, like this.

And one, and two,

and three.

Remember, all you have to do is...

Pass me the details, kid.

And one.

Aren't you a little far away?

No, I'm fine, right here.

And that's two.

Before I pick up the third one, can I ask you for my sword?

Hi, Nanny.

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