Original subtitles

"Dhoom Dadakka."

"Mungilal!

"Mungilal!

Reverse the car!

Not you! I am talking to my driver!

Mungilal!"

What happened?

Mungi!

Mungi!

Brother Mungi..

History doesn't repeat itself.

And Shivaji doesn't embrace Afzal Khan!

What is this?

Bodyguards!

You have got beautiful girls to guard you?

In my line of business, the enemy can attack from anywhere.

Karate expert, kung-fu expert.

No bullet can hit me.

Really! Karate expert, kung-fu expert. Thank you, darling.

Thank you!

Jignesh!

Your car is not bullet proof.

Its not! - Its not!

So what's the use of this security?

This beautiful girl. Take it, darling.

No. Take it.

What do you think?

Did he take his revenge or he gave me a tip?

I think he took his revenge and gave you a tip too.

Mungi!

I won't spare you!

Godfather has arrived. You all stand up.

Respect is given not by bowing down.

But by giving your heart.

Please sit down.

Godfather, I have got an antique phone for you from Saudi!

When did you get a liking for making movies?

Me? And movies?

So why did you bring this camera?

Godfather, this is a phone. Not a camera.

Is that so?

Godfather! Forgive me, Godfather!

I was planning a sting operation!

I thought I will begin it with the world don conference!

Please forgive me!

You should have told me once.

I would have got Osama Bin Laden for you.

This is wrong.

Lie, deceit

and black coffee.

Godfather hates all these three things.

Nothing personal.

It's okay.

What happened? Relax!

Relax!

Start!

Gentlemen!

Underworld's sensex is on the decline.

Today, like..

..in China. 25% loss.

30% loss in Bhutan. 40% loss in Sri Lanka.

Total loss in Pakistan! And India has gone for a full toss.

If this continued then someday we will be unemployed.

That is why..

..Godfather wants to bring changes in underworld.

New blood and new young people should join us.

Like Shanghai goes to Albert Pinto.

And Jaffna to Andy.

Congratulations, Andy.

And Gorakhpur in UP to Thappa!

And Alibaug in Mumbai goes to..

Fursat Lala! - Yes! - Yes!

Godfather, what are you doing?

Alibaug is under me. I should get it.

Now its mine. Only my rule will reign there.

Only lions can rule!

Lions!

When lion grows old, people shoot him, Mungi.

We are just retiring you.

Retired? - Am I right, Godfather?

You retire, Mungi! Retire!

Retire!

Here is my plan!

I will make Alibaug the biggest gambling den!

Here you will find every kind of gambling..

..every kind of liquor, every kind of drugs..

..and girls from every country.

And Godfather, our profit will be 10 times more!

But to do all this, you have to be young.

To execute such a long term planning..

And you don't have one.

Right?

I have an heir.

My son.

Zack.

Mungilal,

underworld doesn't doubt your ability and talent.

I doubt your other ability.

You don't have a son.

You know, heir.

I have one!

I have a son!

I have an heir! I have..

Mungi!

Why are you lying?

When you didn't marry, then how will you beget a son?

I have an heir!

And I have a better plan too, Godfather!

What's your plan?

He is taking training from underworld in Mumbai.

I have an heir, Godfather!

Just give me some time. Please.

He is lying! Godfather,

he is lying! He is lying! - Quiet!

Sir!

Mungilal!

If you are speaking the truth..

then Alibaug's land is yours. - But..

Otherwise you will be buried in the same land!

Your manure!

Godfather, I accept any punishment that you give me!

What are you saying? - Please give him a chance, sir!

What! No!

But sir.. - Hey!

Okay! Okay!

But I have a condition!

After a month if

Mungilal didn't come here..

..with his heir, his son, his plan.

Then in this meeting in front of everybody..

..Fursat Lala will spit and Mungilal will lick it.

Hey, Fursat!

I accept it!

I too accept it!

Okay! Okay!

Next month, same time, same place.

Answer me! Answer me!

Mungilal, this land is not more important than your honour!

Look, we have earned enough money. Now let's retire.

What is there in that land that you want to put your honour at stake?

Come with me! - Look, don't be angry!..

..Look, I am saying it for your wellbeing.

You do whatever you want! - Look at this!

This is Mungi's stature!

This was my father's shirt.

He didn't have one hand.

And once upon a time sitting on his shoulder..

..I used to see the whole world.

But

in that fair..

Yes! Yes!

Father! - Yes, son! - We are going there!

Go! You want to see around? Take care.

Mother, let's go. - We will come.

Go. Look after Guddi!

Come on! - Let's go!

Okay! Greetings!

Run! - Father!

Father!

Father!

My father was lying there in blood.

Father! - My mother was screaming.

Pieces of bodies were lying around.

Then, crying, we started pulling that hand carriage.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Father!

The hospital was in a bad state.

One doctor.

Two rooms.

My mother was waiting for the doctor to arrive from city.

That doctor didn't arrive.

And eventually.. my father died.

Father! Father! Father!

Father! Many people could have been saved, Jignesh. Many people.

But this didn't happen.

So when my mother died, I promised her..

..that if I ever become rich then..

then..

..I will open a hospital in Alibaug.

There, people need a hospital and not a casino, Jignesh.

Mungilal, I know you have a heart of gold.

But we need an heir for this land.

And you get an heir only after marriage.

20-25 years ago if you had married..

..Sheela, Julie, Noorie then we wouldn't have had to see this day.

You would have got an heir too.

But you don't know how to nurture relationships.

There was sister Angoori.

You left her too.

Smarty! You raise your hands on Sarju?

No! Sister Angoori!

- What is this? - No! Sister Angoori! I didn't beat him!

Liar!

Day before yesterday didn't you twist both my wrists?

Was he the one? - Yes!

You try to act smart! You try to act smart!

I didn't beat him! I didn't beat him!

Oh my God!

Sarju! Are you fine?

Yes. What can happen to me?

Hey!

I think brother is here.

Angoori! Will you kill your man for this person!

Brother, isn't he too a human being?

That's true! But he is not even a complete man!

Hey, don't go on my looks! I am a complete man!

You can test me! - Hey, fool! Keep quiet!

Brother! - Angoori!

Brother! If I don't get Sarju, then you won't get your sister too!

I will shoot myself!

No! No! Mungi!

Angoori! Angoori! Look! Look! Look!

You are innocent!

Drop it! It's loaded!

I will explain to your brother!

Mungi! Listen to her! - Shut up!

Hey... - Listen to her!

Brother!

Enough, Angoori!

This is the last time that you are calling me brother!

If you ever remember your brother again then keep..

..in mind that I will break this relationship of brother and sister!

I will end this relationship.

No, no! No! No!

It was your decision to break your relationship with Angoori!

Not mine!

If she had been here today then..

..she would have had 5-6 children by now.

They would have called you uncle.

This house would have been lively.

And you would have got your heir too.

Though indirectly, but still your own blood.

But God knows where she must be now.

She too never tried to reach to me.

What rubbish! She wrote 30-40 letters too.

But you tore it unread.

She had written a letter 20-25 years ago.

I think I kept it safely.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where is it?

Its here. Let me find it.

Where is it?

I told you. Its here.

Where is it? - Its here! Take it! Take it!

Yes.

My dear Mungi.

I have written this letter with blood. Don't think its ink.

I am crying on my sheet. Don't think it's a mattress.

This is Noorie's letter. Where is Angoori's letter?

Angoori! Here! Here! This must be Angoori's letter.

Hang on! Yes!

No! No! No! No, Mungi!

Mungi, control! Mungi, control! No, Mungi!

My dear brother! - Isn't it so?

She is calling me brother!

Read further! Read further!

The apple of my eyes! My dear brother!

I can't read it! - Give! I will read it!

No! No! Control!

My dear brother!

You are still angry with me?

I am not angry. I am crying, Angoori.

Forgive your younger sister.

I want to meet you. - Me too! Me too!

If you don't want to meet me, fine!

But at least come to see Kamal.

Kamal? Who? That fool's name was Sarju Prasad.

Mungi, you have become an uncle.

Uncle! Calling me uncle!

No! No! No! God has made you an uncle!

Your nephew's name is Kamal!

My nephew's name is Kamal! It means I have become an uncle!

Yes! Yes! Yes! You have become an uncle! Uncle!

I have become an uncle!

I have become an uncle! I have become an uncle!

He looks like you. - He looks like me!

Yes! Nose like yours! Eyes like yours!

Cheeks like yours! And hair like yours!

Hair like mine!

He laughs like you! He cries like you! - Great!

Don't be angry! Come to see Kamal.

If you don't come, I will think I am dead for you.

Your sister Angoori.

What are you doing? - I am going to meet Angoori.

You can't run like this and meet her.

She is far away. In Mumbai. - I will fly and go there!

How will we go? Angoori is in Mumbai.

Our warrant has been issued there.

Our passport too has been seized.

Then I will use Bhutan's passport.

I will use Turkistan's passport. I will use Pakistan's passport.

In our lives we have earned 18 passports and 11 ration card.

Mungi! Mungi! Mungi!

How will we find her? Her address.. here it is.

Is this the address? - Here!

"Mungilal!" "Mungilal!"

You have ruined it.

The address got erased with your tears.

I will go! I will go to Mumbai!

But how will we find her?

Look.. look, Mumbai has changed so drastically.

Such big shops have opened here.

Look, the traffic has increased drastically.

Everything seems new, Jignesh.

"Mungilal!"

O God! Mungilal!

How much will we search for her? Where will we search for her?

From Sanpada to Nagpada!

From Kandivali to Dombivali. We searched everywhere.

But we didn't find sister Angoori.

She must be somewhere here at Yari Road.

Somebody must know about her.

Let's search there! - Okay!

Hey! Hey!

Shall I beat him? Get out! Get out!

Smarty! Don't you know whose man I am?

Kismat dog!

Hey! Hey, Brother Jignesh!

Hey Brother Mungi!

Brother Mungi, forgive me! I made a mistake, brother!

But why did you guys come here from Bangkok?

To ride a scooter? - Quiet!

He has come to find his sister Angoori. - Oh!

We searched all over Mumbai.

But he didn't find his sister. Tell me!

What Brother, why didn't you tell me?

You will find her? - Not me! Johnny English!

Johnny English! Who is this Johnny English?

Johnny English! Our informer..

Yes, yes! - His son!

He is a detective.

He can even finds what was not lost.

So, anyway.

He will find my sister Angoori?

But what's the harm in trying? - Yes!

What do you think?

Johnny English is sitting idle! Sitting empty!

2222 cases are waiting inside. Waiting inside.

Jia! - Yes!

Please give them.. - Yes!

Knowledge! Johnny English is number one detective!

You know Tel and Ghee? - Yes!

Who caught Tel and Ghee? I did it!

You know, do you know whose snap is this?

Kader Khan! - It's my father's snap. Mumbai underworld's informer!

Who gave information about him to police? I did it!

Control! Who arrested Abu Salem?

You did it? - Right answer! Next question.

You caught Chaman Chikna, Papu Painter, Muna Metro?

You did it! - Right answer! Next question.

Dubai's underworld don Dawood.. - You did it!

No, no, no! One minute, one minute.

Dawood is still not caught.

Because I didn't catch him. - Yes.

Note it down for knowledge.

I don't have time.

2222 cases are waiting inside. Waiting inside.

And you are saying that I should find Kamal!

What do you think?

Johnny English is sitting idle! Sitting without any work!

No, no! Don't say that! I have heard a lot about you.

And Kamal is the apple of his eyes.

You know! And he is the sole heir of crores of rupees.

No, no, no! I can't do anything!

Hey, no, no! Don't do that!

We have come from far away. - Even if you had come from nearby.

Still I couldn't have done anything.

I will pay you 50 lakhs.

Why not? I can surely do it.

Who said I can't do it! Hello! Who has called? Tell me.

What's your name? Who has called?

Hello! Jia, tell him I can do it.

You have come from so far away. Your work will be done.

Kamal's snap.

We don't have it. - No problem.

Johnny English can nab a person just by knowing his name.

Boss has even named many people after nabbing them.

Any mark?

This is my sister Angoori's snap.

25 years old.

Your sister's face resembles with a goon's face.

She looks like a goon.

Use your brain and talk less.

I give you a week.

Here is my visiting card. My number too is written on it.

You will get 5 lakhs in advance.

And 45 lahks after the work is done.

If you do the work, it's good. Otherwise..

Your work will be done!

Good!

Bear another thing in mind.

There is a black mole on the right leg of my nephew.

Note it down for knowledge. Excuse me.

Tell me. When you didn't see Kamal..

..then how did you see his mole? - Because..

You must have seen it! You must have seen it!

Everybody has his own style of looking.

Your work will be done.

Within a week I will pick up Kamal.

Okay! - I mean I will find him.

Good guy! Good girl! Good girl!

Jia! Jia! Please give me.. knowledge.

What should I do with 5 lakhs?

For the first time I have received such a big amount.

We have to find Kamal at all cost. We will get 50 lakhs!

Isn't it? Do anything! Move heaven and earth.

But find Kamal!

Boss, let's begin with the sky.

I think today she will fall.

Forget it! She won't fall. Want to bet for 100 rupees?

Forget it! No matter what you say! She is a bomb!

Friend! Today this bomb will explode!

Rambha! Rambha!

Rambha! Rambha!

Rambha! Rambha!

Rambha! Rambha!

She fell down!

Ouch!

He saved her!

Where am I? - In heaven.

Whenever she falls, this guy comes in between! He..

Good that you saved me! Otherwise I would have fallen.

Already you are so stooped.

How much more do you want to stoop?

Water! - Water!

Water! - Water! From where will I get water?

Brother.

Listen! Is anybody there?

Listen! Somebody's wife is dying!

Somebody give her water!

Water! - Brother!

Give me water! - Idiot!

Now I came to know why heroes build their body!

Saw that? Today again you were saved, my darling.

Otherwise you would have died.

And I would have become a refugee.

Why did you save me? You should have let me die.

Why? Why? Rambha, why?

You are so dejected from life!

Why don't you take something?

What should I take? And from whom?

My husband can't give me anything.

There is no money. Still he wants good food.

What kind of fate have I got!

Are you fed up of your youth? - Yes.

Is your husband a fool?

Don't worry. I am there.

To restore lost strength and youth an ayurvedic..

.. capsule It fixes everything.

Because after eating it, your husband will become strong.

It's so big!

Size does matter! But price matters more!

Forget that! How much? Tell me.

Only 1000 rupees! Only 1000 rupees!

1000 rupees! Here! Take as much as you want!

And give me this! Thank you! - Most welcome!

Hang on! - Yes!

Will it work this time?

Because last time you said that after consuming this..

..my husband will fly high like a rocket.

But nothing like this happened.

Rambha! This is a double dose.

It's called, continue doing it.

After consuming this, your husband will do stunts..

..like stunts shown in Dhoom 2 movie. I promise you that.

But he doesn't consume it.

The problem is how to make him take it?

Forget all your worries.

Because I have brought this with me.

If there is a problem then use this.

Heck. How can I make do with that?

I will explain!

In our village this is used on buffaloes.

Buffalo!

Whatever works for the buffalo can even work for guys.

Anyway! I will explain! Open your mouth!

Not like this! Lovingly! Just a bit!

Yes. Beautiful! Now put this pipe in your mouth!

Mind-blowing!

And the other end of the pipe in Johnny's mouth!

And then put the pill in the pipe.

And then slowly..

Superb! Superb!

Fantastic!

Humans have invented such new ways to kiss!

Did you see? He is kissing through the pipe!

Jia! Who is this guy? And who is he kissing?

He is your tenant. And he is kissing your wife.

That's very good! What! Stop! Stop it!

Hold it! Stop!

Jia! Give me!

Not your cheek! The handkerchief!

The investigation begins!

There are lip marks on both the ends of the pipe.

Keep the evidence. The investigation is over.

And personal talks begin.

Hello! - Idiot!

How dare you kiss my wife through the pipe!

So should I have done it without using the pipe?

Don't be smart!

And that too over smart!

You don't know who I am! Do you know who I am?

Who am I? - Johnny English! The famous detective!

Thank you very much, Jia! Note it down for knowledge!

You don't pay the rent! You use personal things!

You don't pay for it! And you call yourself paying guest!

Throw him out!

Johnny darling, throw him out later. First..

What! - Yes, I want to tell you something.

I too want to tell you something. You see..

No, I want to tell you inside. - I want to say it outside!

No, I want to tell you inside. - I want to say it outside!

Come inside!

Come, darling!

Over smart!

Where are you going?

I am sir's assistant. I will assist sir.

Try to understand the situation.

Now its defective Johnny's problem not detective Johnny's.

Do one thing. Leave.

Go! Go! I will handle it. You leave.

"Nowadays I am waiting."

"Somebody come with love."

Rambha! Seeing your dancing and singing I feel that..

..you know beforehand that I am going to give you good news.

His name is M. Lal.

He has wealth worth crores in Bangkok. Look.

He has given me this visiting card too.

And look, he has given me money too.

Yes.

He is trying to find his nephew called Kamal.

He has never seen him.

The only information he has is that..

..he has a black mole on his right leg.

He has promised to pay me 50 lakhs for finding him.

He has given 5 lakhs in advance.

Why are you removing my clothes?

I have to go for a meeting.

Stay like this, Superman.

After taking this pill you will become He-man.

Rambha, you are again dancing!

What has happened to you today? What happened?

Today I won't spare you!

Rambha! Rambha!

I think you got tired of dancing.

Go to sleep! - "Okay!"

Rolling!

"I am suffering from love."

"I am suffering from love."

"I am suffering from love."

"My heart is suffering."

"I am suffering from love."

"I am suffering from love."

"My heart is suffering."

"I am suffering from love."

"Somebody go and tell my beloved."

"Somebody go and tell my beloved."

"My body and my heart are smouldering."

"My body and my heart are smouldering."

"My body and my heart are smouldering like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Its burning. Its burning too."

"I toss and turn at night."

"I wait for my beloved."

"There is a glow in my eyes." - "Glow."

"My breaths are smouldering." - "Smouldering."

"I toss and turn at night."

"I spend the night!"

"I spend the night!"

"My body and my heart are smouldering."

"My body and my heart are smouldering."

"My body and my heart are smouldering like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

Burning like candle."

"Youth melts rashly."

"The summer should last forever."

"Love should flow in the vein." - "Flow."

"And spread merriment in the body." - "Merriment."

"Youth melts rashly." "Melts. Melts."

"My body and my heart are smouldering."

smouldering."

smouldering."

"My body and my heart are smouldering like candle."

"My body and my heart are smouldering like candle."

"My body and my heart are smouldering like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

"Burning like candle. Burning like candle."

Cut it! Cut it! - Yeah! Yeah!

Excellent! Superb! - Superb!

Mind-blowing! - Mind-blowing!

It was fantastic! - Baby! Baby! You were too good!

Thank you! - Too good!

Whose permission did you take before kissing me?

How dare you kiss Shivani Sawant!

Come on, baby!

All this is common in the industry!

And I gave you this kiss lovingly.

Am I your relative? Am I your daughter?

Why did you shower love on me?

I too have some reputation! What will I answer people?

Okay, baby! I am sorry! Forgive me!

Next time you did it, I will file a case on you!

No, no! - Get lost! I am not in a mood today.

Don't file a case! - He spoiled the makeup!

Okay! Okay! Okay!

And why are you staring at my face? - Yes, sir.

Next shot. - Yes, sir. - Next shot.

Come on, guys! Next shot! - Okay!

Hi! How are you, darling?

Now you have come!

Do you know? I have been waiting for you since morning.

But.. but I have come to tell you something, darling.

Call me baby.

You fool me. Do you know how much I love you?

I love you too.. baby.

Say it again.

I love you.

Yes!

What are you doing on Monday? - Nothing.

Then meet Mr. Bhatt. I have spoken to him about a role for you.

What are you saying!

Yes! What are you doing on Tuesday? - Nothing.

Then go and meet Madhur Bandarkar.

Yes! He is making a new movie after Traffic Signal.

Flyover. - Yes.

I will play the role of fly, and you play the role of over.

This is what he said. - Oh! I see!

Tell me. What are you doing on Sunday?

Nothing.

Then reach Siddhivinayak exactly at 10.

For which shooting?

Not shooting, marriage. - Whose?

Ours. - Okay.

What! Shivani, what has happened to you? Marriage..

No more discussion. I love you. I want to marry you.

On Sunday. - But today is Monday.

Tomorrow is Tuesday. I have to go. - Yeah!

Its urgent work. - Don't talk too much.

I want to marry you! Meaning I want to marry you!

A big setup. A big shooting. - Say I love you. Say it.

Say.. - Say I love you.

I love you. - Once more say I love you.

I love you. - Once more say I love you.

I love you. - I love you too, my baby!

I love you too!

This dress is really nice.

Listen, what will you charge? - Money.

Hey, don't show arrogance of money.

Otherwise I too will show you

I have enough credit cards. Here.

Money!

Boss, why do you give so many credit cards to your wife?

Note down for knowledge.

When husband can't give anything else to his wife..

..then he gives her credit card.

Saw that! I spoke the truth and the bell is ringing.

Somebody's phone is ringing. Answer it.

Please pick it up! Pick it up!

Somebody's phone is ringing. Why don't you answer it?

Please pick it up! - It's yours, boss.

Great! My phone is ringing. And I didn't realise its mine.

Hello! - Hello!

Johnny English on the line!

Johnny, it's me. Jignesh.

Did you find Kamal?

Who Kamal?

M. Lal from Bangkok.

Who M. Lal?

We gave you 5 lakhs in advance.

Who gave it and when?

When we had come to meet you.

Boss, whose call?

From the bank! They call me everyday.

Hello, bank! Hello, bank!

What?

Three days are over. Four days are left. M. Lal from Bangkok.

Yes, sir.

Mr. M. Lal! Johnny! Hindi! No! English!

Joking! Joking!

I don't like jokes.

I will recover my 5 lakhs along with the interest..

..if you didn't find Kamal.

searching for him.

Stop shopping with your wife. And find Kamal! Okay!

Jia!

Please give me..

Knowledge!

How come he knows that I am shopping in the mall?

Sir, I think M. Lal is a dangerous man.

Jia! Jia! Who can be dangerous for Johnny?

When Johnny himself is a danger!

So you won't find Kamal?

I will find him. But not because M. Lal is threatening me.

I will find him when I am in the mood.

Note down for knowledge. - Yes.

My mood starts now.

No matter what Mungilal does.

Only Fursat Lala will rule over Alibaug and his son.

Yes, bhai. - His heir.

Underworld's future. - Yes, bhai.

My son.

My son is underworld's pride. - Yes, bhai.

The new fear of the underworld.

The new king of the underworld. - Yes, bhai.

Who is this guy?

Bhai, not a guy, a girl. It's a complex matter.

Who is in his arms?

Bhai, underworld's future.

Underworld's future in his arms!

No, no, no! I won't let underworld's future be in his arms!

Zack!

Zack! Zack! What's going on?

Hey, dad! Why are you so mad, dad?

Such a nice rehearsal was going on, dad!

And you interrupted.

If I had not interrupted then you would have..

What is this? - Not this, dad. Who is he?

Tobby, my dance director. Tobby, that's my dad.

Tobby! - He is so cool!

Son! Son, you are underworld's future.

Why are you after this tutor, son?

Dad, he will direct the item number of my film.

Bhai, will Zack do the item number? - Quiet!

Come with me!

Why do you want to make a movie for the item number?

Just make a call and all the beauties will come here.

And they will perform for you.

You are in underworld. You don't work in a post office.

No, no, dad! I am a thorough professional, dad!

I will make a film, dad. Let me just find my heroine, dad.

I have learnt all the dance steps of the heroine.

Come! Come! I will show you, dad!

Son! Son, what are you doing?

Son, what are you doing?

Dad! I can plant a bomb for you!

And you can't shake your body for me, dad!

Son, never before have I done all this.

That's why, dad. I need a fresh face like you.

What are you doing, son? What are you doing?

Imagine that you are an item girl. - Girl!

I am underworld's don!

No, dad! You just have to imagine!

You don't have to become one, dad!

Son, I did it! I did it!

Dad, show expression on your face! Like an item girl.

How? - Like this, dad!

Dad, think that you are a hot, sex bomb.

I am a hot, sex bomb.

Bhai, you look like Rakhi Sawant.

All right, dad!

Shake your body! Shake your body!

Shake your body! Shake your body! Shake your body!

Shake your body! Shake your body! Shake your body!

Sir! Sir!

Sir, our ad is printed! - Show me! Good!

Come home!

My dear Kamal!

I made a mistake! Sarju and Angoori's son!

The story lies in the black mole!

Come and narrate your story.

Crores of money is waiting for you. Your uncle is calling you.

Great, boss! Wow! Wow! What an ad!

It doesn't reveal Kamal's parents' name.

And that he has a black mole on his thigh.

Saw that! - Johnny, come!

Jia,

please give me.. knowledge.

What is this noise outside?

Look, if it's a client, say that sir is busy.

Sir, I think Kamal has come.

Oh! I think the ad has yielded result.

Yes, sir. - Come on! Fast!

He has come! He has come! He has come! He has come!

Jia, Jia, how come there are so many Kamals!

I am Kamal! - I am Kamal!

How can you be Kamal?

I am Kamal! - I am Kamal!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

I am Kamal! - I am Kamal!

I am Kamal! - I am Kamal!

I am Kamal! - I am Kamal!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

I am Kamal! - If any one of you is Kamal, then show me the mole!

I will show it to you!

"Dhoom Dadakka." - Are you thinking of showing the mole?

Beat him!

Beat him!

Beat him!

O God! - Oh, my.. - Oh, God.

They thrashed you so badly! Is it paining a lot?

No. I am Mogli.

I am screaming and gathering all the animals.

Darling, in this underwear you are looking like my fat Mogli.

Darling, please! It's paining! It's hurting!

What has happened to you today?

Hearing about Mogli and the jungle I have become wild.

Oh, please. Please! Don't be wild! Be mild!

What do you want?

What? - To make you independent!

No, no! I don't want to be! Please! Please!

Jia, give me..

Please give me! No, knowledge!

What is going on? - Hang on! She gives you knowledge.

And you are ever ready to receive it.

When your wife gives you knowledge..

..you never acknowledge it.

Instead of being crushed by this fatso.

Its better that Mungilal's bullet kills you.

Mungilal! No, don't take his name!

Don't remind me!

Search for his Kamal has made my plight bad.

Darling, he..

Saw that. I spoke the truth and the bell is ringing.

The door bell is ringing.

O God! I thought..

Johnny!

Johnny!

Come!

Hey, mister! Who are you? You have come from where?

Oh sorry! I don't speak to servants.

Move aside, Ramu. - Ramu!?

From which angle does a man with handsome..

..personality like me seems Ramu to you!?

Okay! Okay! If not Ramu then Shamu, Birju, Sirju.

Whatever! In short, household servant.

Household servant? Domestic servant?

I! Me! Myself! I am Johnny English.

Domestic servant!

Working at some generous girl's house.

A servant doesn't become a prime minister. Right?

Can't this man go from here for some time?

Yes! One second.

Darling, can't you go away from here for some time.

Please go.

Excuse me.

Do you eat betel leaf? - Good question.

Once in a year. - Very good!

Here. Go and eat one year's quota.

Hey, you don't know me! Who I am?

I am Johnny English.

And she is my sweet, innocent, beautiful wife.

Oh! She is my wife.

Mrs. Johnny English. Tell him.

I am his wife. - Oh! Oh God! I am so sorry.

Sorry Mr. Johnny, there was some confusion.

I am from Canada actually you know.

And.. I came to you with great expectations.

No problem! You came with great expectations.

Go with small disappointments.

Darling, move to your bedroom.

Lock yourself.

Good!

Mr. Johnny, there is a very big problem.

Sir, he's calling you a problem.

Hey no, no, silly. He is not a problem.

Actually I am K.S.

I am Canada returned. - Is this the problem?

No! No!

I have one uncle. Uncle you know.

Is he the problem? - No! No!

Then what's the problem?

I can't find my uncle.

If you can't find your uncle. - Yes.

Then this is your family problem. - Yes.

What can I do in this?

No! No! No! Actually I don't know his address.

Will you find him for me? Please!

No! No! No!

People are already searching for us.

How can we find anyone?

My mother's soul will bless you.

We don't take blessings.

Please! Help me in finding my uncle Mungi.

No! No! No! Go! Go! Go!

Huh! Okay! Thank you, sir.

I myself will find my uncle Mungi.

When he'll touch these ashes.

Then my mother

Anjoori Devi's soul will get peace.

Now I should go.

Sir, did you recognise who he was?

Anjoori Devi's son.

You know who is his uncle?

Mungilal.

You know what is his name?

K. S.

K.S. means Kamal Shankar.

It can be Kamal Sudbhudi too.

Sir, Maanguri.. Uncle Mungi.

What!? - Sir, he is the same one.

Miss Jia.. he is not that. He was.

I am going to find him.

I am going. - Listen.. at least wear your clothes.

K.S! K. S!

Where has K.S. gone?

Have you seen K. S? - No, brother.

Where is K.S. now?

'I think I can't solve this case now.'

'I'll have to speak to some other detective.'

'Lord Hanuman!'

'You are the biggest detective in this world.'

'Hail Lord Bajrangbali.'

'Lord, my name is Johnny English.'

'I am also a small detective of your community.'

'I am searching for a boy like K.S. like a mad man.'

'You are such a talented detective.'

'Without any snap you had found Mother Sita.'

'Then what big deal is this case?'

'You bring K.S. to me anyhow.'

'I read Hanuman chants daily.'

'I'll never stop reading it.'

'Did you see? I really spoke the truth.'

'The bell rang again.'

'Hail Lord Bajrangbali.'

Huh!? Wow! - 'Please unite me with my uncle.'

'You are the world's first and biggest superman.'

'Please! Send my uncle.'

Dear..

Uncle? - Yes.

You!? - Yes, me.

Your uncle has sent me. - Huh?

Because I have brains.

That's why I'll send you to your uncle.

You!? - Yes.

But before that you'll have to answer my 4 questions.

Your time starts now.

Question number one.

Your mother's name is Angoori Devi?

Yes. - Good.

Question number two.

Is your uncle's name Mungilal?

Yes, it is. - Very good!

Is your name Kamal Shankar alias K.S.?

How did you come to know all this?

I know everything. I know everything. I know this also.

You have a black mark on your right thigh.

Oh yes, yes. I have. I have.

Look here. - Excellent!

Superb! I have no words.

Excellent! Thank you, Lord Hanuman.

The case is solved.

I found K.S. I found K.S.

But.. what is this zip.. thing?

My mother used to always say.

People will always ask for evidence. Proof.

It doesn't seem good to open the pant in front of all.

This is true. - And you know the people nowadays.

Yes.. so that's why this.. - Yes, yes.

But Mr. Johnny, make me meet my uncle soon.

Actually.. my mother's soul is very impatient.

Nor more than you!

I will take you right now.

Where? - Bangkok!

Oh my God! I think we reached a wrong address.

Hello! Is this Mungilal's house.

Hey! -Mungilal?

Yes? - What's the matter?

Who are they? - Sir, you?

Did you recognise good looks? - Huh?

It's me. Recognise! Recognise!

Recognise! Recognised? Recognise!

Yeah! Yeah! Johnny.. - English!

Famous detective! - Yes, yes.

Tell him who I am. And who is he?

They are my body guards.

Body guards.

Means you must have got a threat from underworld.

Yes. Who is he?

He? Didn't you recognise him?

He is Mungilal's nephew. - Yes.

His inheritor. - Yes, yes. Kamal. - I see.

Pull his feet, dear. - Hey!

No I mean catch them. Touch them.

Uncle Jignesh, it's me.

K.S. Kamal Shankar, from Canada. - Yeah.

Where is uncle Mungi?

I want to meet uncle Mungi.

'Mungilal.'

So.. he is Kamal.

Oh! So he is uncle.

So he is my sister Angoori's son?

Oh! So he is my mother Angoori's brother.

Yes. The same face.

The same features.

If he is Kamal.

Then who is staying with us from last 3 day.

Who is that Kamal?

Who is he? - Who is he?

Tell me. Who is he? - Who is he?

Who is he? Kamal! - Yes uncle.

King uncle you called this young nephew.

You!? - He is Kamal.

Mr. Mungilal, if he is Kamal.

Then I am Sachin Tendulkar.

You are Abhishek Bachchan. And he is Aishwarya Rai.

Mr. Mungilal, he is a Rahul.

He is a big fraud.

He was my paying guest without pay.

He was my paying guest without paying rent.

Show me your face. Show me your face.

Show me your face.

No uncle. I can't show my face to anyone today.

Actually I've some problem in eyes since morning.

Show me your face.

Did you see?

He recognised this good looking face.

And that proves! He is a Rahul.

Yes! - This is true! My name is Rahul.

But my real mother named me as Kamal.

Now you tell me, uncle.

Has any actor named Kamal..

..is successful in film industry?

Kamal Hasan. - Yes, yes.

Hey he is in south.

That's why I named myself Rahul.

No! No! No!

He is a Rahul.

Kamal is in my right.

He is a Rahul.

No uncle, this is a planning.

No. This is not any planning.

Hero of the entire planning.

Even you say something.

Now.. what can I say?

I have no interest..

In your splendid bungalow and property.

Excellent! - Look what he is saying!

I just want that you.. my mother and your sister.

You should touch these ashes.

So that I can flow it in Ganges.

If you don't touch it.

My mother's heart will be perturbed.

Please! I touch your feet and request.

Oh God! Please touch it. - How touching!

So is my sister Angoori no more in this world?

She is no more. - Oh God! - How is this possible?

5 years before I've already flowed her..

..ashes in Ganga-Jamuna-Saraswati.

Then whose ashes are these?

My mother and your sister Angoori Devi's.

Good grief! No! No!

Uncle! Uncle! - Mr. Mungi. Mr. Mungi.

Uncle, listen! Uncle, listen!

He is telling a lie. - No, he is telling a lie.

He is a Rahul.

To grab your property he is saying he is a Kamal.

No uncle, I am the real Kamal.

No, he is the real Kamal.

He knows everything.

About your sister too.

I will tell you how.

Your time starts now.

Why your mother's relation break with your uncle?

Because she wanted to marry a dancer.

Right answer. - Next question.

What was your papa's name?

Sarju Maharaj. - Sarju Maharaj. - That's the right answer too.

How is this possible?

Terrible! - He is the real Kamal, Mr. Mungilal.

I will definitely prove this.

Open the zip. - Okay, okay.

Show him the black mark.

Look at this. See.

But.. is his black mark more real than mine?

Oh no! - He too.

Oh, oh! This case is getting more complicated slowly.

Mr. Jignesh, why are you silent?

Even you say something.

Yes say something. - Speak something.

Speak up. - Say something. Please.

Order. Order.

I don't know who is real from these two.

So this court.. - Help!

Help! Help!

Who is he? - He is our man.

Hey? What's the matter?

One girl has come outside, boss.

She is very dangerous.

She is picking and throwing our men, boss.

But you have a gun.

And she is a bullet, boss.

I'll thrash all of you.

Hey wretched one! Get lost!

Oh no! - Who are you?

My uncle's niece!

Who is uncle Mungi among you all?

Uncle Mungi? Who are you?

Uncle Jignesh! Didn't recognised me?

Dear, only uncle Mungi was angry with mother.

Not you.

Then how you forget your niece Kamal?

Kamal? - Kamal?

You are Kamal too? - What you mean by you too?

Can you see some other Kamal here too?

It's me! - It's me. - Huh?

How is this possible? Kamal is a boy.

No Mungi, even a girl's name can be Kamal.

The gender was not written in the letter.

What proof do you have?

You want a proof?

Shall I sing like my father?

Or thrash you like my mother?

Or shall I show the black mark of my thigh?

Fantastic! The same tantrums! Same attitude!

Same punch! Same kick!

It seems sister Angoori is standing here.

Uncle, she is telling a lie. She is a big fraud.

How do you know? Tell me. Tell me.

Shall I.. that.. that..

No.. I am real Kamal, uncle. - Oh no!

No! No! I am real Kamal.

Uncle, I don't have any interest in all these things.

I don't want your bungalow or property.

You please. Just touch these ashes.

I have to return back. To Canada.

How you have to go?

Mr. Mungilal, he is a Rahul. She is a fraud.

He is a Kamal. - Oh no!

He is lying. I am the real Kamal.

No he is lying. Uncle, listen to me. I am Kamal.

I am the real Kamal. - Shut up!

No one will dare to speak.

It's my fault that I wanted to find my heir.

It's my fault that I broke relation with my sister.

It's my mistake that.. - Mr. Mungi.. Mr. Mungi, have patience.

Get out! Get out! Out! Out!

No, no.. Mungi.. Mungi.. - Out!

Mungi! Mungi! Listen to me, Mungi.

Throw out this drama company.

They all are fake ones.

Mungi, Mungi, don't get angry.

Don't get angry. Listen..

I know two of them are duplicate.

It is possible all the 3 are fake ones.

But what can we do?

We are repenting till today driving out sister Angoori.

This time if we throw out Kamal.

You won't forgive yourself for lifetime.

Then.. we have to present our heir..

..in front of Godfather in 20 days.

It's the question of your respect.

Till then will I tolerate this drama company? Yes?

No, no. You don't worry.

I will find out the reality. - How?

- Oh my God! Who is this? - It's me. It's me. Listen.

Understood? Slowly. Slowly. Come on.

All the 3 of you in a line please.

There. There. There. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So you are Kamal? - Yes.

In fact when I see you.

I feel like believing you.

But when I see these ashes I doubt.

Because I didn't wanted to see my sister like this.

I wanted to see her alive.

If my sister was alive today.

She would've looked exactly like you.

Because I am her daughter.

Don't worry. Now none of you have to prove.

Who is true among you?

I have to prove who is the liar among you.

Now I'll identify the real Kamal.

Okay? Till then you 3 will stay here.

Jignesh, make arrangement for their stay. - Yeah.

But uncle.. - Yes?

If you touch these ashes.

I will return back. To Canada.

Dear, you are my nephew.

What's the problem now?

If you are the real Kamal.

I'll come with you to flow these ashes in Ganges.

But if you are not the real Kamal.

I will flow your ashes with them.

Fine? Okay. Come on, go now.

Go now. Very good. Go, child. Go.

You go too. Come on go now.

Go now. - Mr. Mungi, Mr. Mungi. Hearty congratulations.

Thank you. - My 45 lakhs?

Take this much now.

Return after 15 days.

If your Kamal is real.

I'll give you 90 instead of 45.

But if your Kamal is not real.

I'll shoot you at such place.

You'll fly to Hindustan.

Okay? Now get out.

Dungeon is upstairs. Go there.

Oh my God! How terrible!

'From where did this Chandni bar arrive?'

'With difficulty I got rid of her.'

'She returned as Kamal.'

'Let her come in front.'

'I'll show her.'

What will you show?

How are you, sweetheart?

Forget about me. Think of yourself.

What I am going to do now.

Baby that.. to harass a lonely boy like this..

Look, I will shout and yell.

You deserted me and came? Yes?

You knew our marriage was fixed.

This.. this.. see this.

You gave me this ring.

For this wealth you rejected me?

Now see.. what condition I make of you.

Baby, I came to explain you that day.

But you didn't give me a chance..

For the wealth you had come here.

Now I'll seize it as Kamal.

You'll just keep watching.

Wow! Wow! Wow! What a scene!

If you both are Kamal. Who am I?

You will tell who you are!

Come on. Pick up your cheap ashes and get lost!

Come on. Get lost! Get lost! - Yeah, go away. Go away.

Let's agree for a second you both are Kamal.

But why were you both on each other right now?

I climbed on him.. and threatening him.

I was sleeping down and taking her threat. - Yeah.

I don't threaten girls. - Really?

But I am giving you. Come on. Get lost! - Yeah.

Hey! Why should I go? This is my uncle's house.

No, this is my uncle's house.

Hey hello! Hello! - This is my Mungi uncle's house.

My uncle's house. - Excuse me, this is my uncle's house.

Sorry, my uncle's house. - No, my uncle, okay.

He is my uncle, Okay? - He is my uncle.

Excellent! Fantastic!

Nephews and niece are expressing..

..so much love for their uncle. Right?

Uncle Jignesh, don't worry.. oops!

I will throw these 2 frauds from here. Yeah.

And Mungi will throw you. - Why?

Oh yeah. I forgot to say one thing.

Don't ever try to go in the corner room upstairs.

Why? - What's there?

Its better you don't get reply of some questions.

Understood? A hint is enough for a intelligent person.

Good morning, uncle! - Good morning, uncle!

Good morning. - Ouch! - Ouch!

Come nephews. Come niece.

Come sit. Have breakfast. Come.

Boss, where should I keep the luggage?

Keep it in the room upstairs.

Why? Did you get good sleep in uncle's house?

Solid! I felt like sleeping nonstop.

Sleep nicely. Sleep.

Because if you are not Kamal.

Mungilal won't let you sleep for lifetime.

Uncle, why don't you eat anything?

See.. you have become so weak.

Here.. - Don't call uncle Mungi weak.

I'll give you such a slap.

You'll be shaken up. Yeah.

Don't listen to this fraud.

Here. Eat bread butter.

Not at all. Mother used to always say.

Uncle Mungi has cholesterol problem.

Right? - Yes, yes. Like this he can get heart attack.

Till now I have not flowed mother's ashes. So..

Don't worry about your uncle, nephews and niece.

I'll come to know today evening.

Who is my real nephew or niece!

Where? - Why? How? - Where?

Look down.

Oh my God!

Such a good place! - Yeah!

Very deep, brother!

Don't fall! - Don't fall. Okay? Don't look down.

Cheers! - Cheers!

Why? What happened, kids?

If I knew we are going to come here.

I've brought mother's ashes. - Of course.

I've have flown them here. - Oh yeah.

Uncle, why have you brought us here?

Uncle has brought here for sight seeing.

Okay uncle, we have seen it.

It's a very beautiful place.

Come on. Let's go elsewhere. - Yeah. Come on. - Yes.

Silent! Silent!

So you are my nephews? - Yes.

So definitely my nephew will be daring like me.

He will be. He'll be brave. He'll be a hero. - He'll be. He'll be.

He'll do what I will do.

He'll do. - Yeah. Then do.

What? - What?

I think uncle Mungi wants us to jump from here.

No! - No! No! No! No!

Uncle, please don't joke. - Yeah.

If you are my nephew. Jump! - Yeah. - Oh God!

Tell me who'll go first?

Uncle.. - Yes? I am not at all interested in your wealth. - Correct.

But to prove I am your real nephew.

I will jump first. - Okay go. It will do.

But.. but.. but..

If something happens to me.

Surely flow mother's ashes with my ashes. - Okay.

I love you. I love you.

Hey.. leave my hand. Go now. I am going. - Yes, go, go.

I am going. - Hey no, no.

Did you see, Mungilal? He is the real Kamal. Your nephew.

One minute, uncle.

Even I will jump.

Then you'll have two Kamal's.

Why are you falling in trouble?

Have you gone mad? - Shut up.

Will you also jump? - Yes. Because I am Angoori's daughter.

Yeah! - No, no. Oh my god!!!

Don't panic! I am coming.

Oh no! He's gone too. He's gone too. Shivani! Shivani!

Shivani! Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Have you gone mad?

What was the need to jump?

If anything had happened to you? Yes?

What if anything happened to you?

Why did you jump? Yes?

Why?

Because I love you.

I love you too.

I love you.

Greetings! - Greetings! Who are you?

Jia! - Yes?

Jia! - Oh Jia!

Mungilal here! Tell me what do you want?

Justice! - Yeah, you'll get it.

Hundred percent you get.

I fold my hands in front of you. - No.

Return back my Kamal to me.

Please!

Kamal? - Yes.

I.. I am Kamal's fiance.

Which Kamal?

Kamal, your nephew.

And my life.. my heart.. my darling.. - No.

The star of eyes.. - Enough, I understood. Kamal!

Yes uncle? - Here.

Greetings! - Oh my God! - You.

What.. what sort of joke are you playing with me?

One joke you played by throwing out your sister.

Second.. second you are doing to me today?

He.. he is not my Kamal!

Okay wait a minute! Kamal!

You called me? - Yeah, she.. You!? You and here!?

God! Thank you so much!

Thank God, darling! At least you recognised me.

Or I thought you'll forget me after meeting your uncle.

You didn't think even once.

Someone is waiting for you at Canada.

Jia! Uncle..

Uncle.. - She is Jia. And Jia, he is..

What? Ashamed to tell? - Huh?

That you love me. - Oh!

That we are engaged! - Huh?

Are you afraid! Uncle will throw you out too?

Enough, Jia. It's enough.

Why should I stop? I will speak.

This uncle won't believe you.

When he's not able to recognise his real sister's child.

What will he recognise you?

Jia!

What happened?

What's wrong?

Oh my God! Jignesh! Jignesh, Angoori! Angoori!

Look its Angoori, Jignesh.

Sister Angoori is looking so beautiful.

Yeah. One minute.

You both have changed clothes in each photo.

Why so? Sister Angoori is wearing..

..the same sari in every photo. Yes? Why, Jignesh?

Uncle.. - Yes?

Might be you have forgotten.

This is the sari you gifted her on Raksha Bandhan.

Yeah. Mother was very emotional about this sari.

Oh! - That's why whenever she used to shoot a snap.

She used to wear only this sari. - Yes. - Oh Jignesh.

Uncle, I think she is a big fraud.

Yes uncle. This is this chap's plan. His plan.

Yeah. They are right. I should go from here.

But in the 3rd drawer of my 2nd cupboard.

Mother's ashes are kept there.

If not in Ganges, flow them somewhere here.

She will feel you have forgiven her.

All right. - Come on, Jia.

Yeah Kamal, let's go.

No one is ours here. - Okay bye. - Wait!

Until real Kamal is not found.

No one can go from here.

Go to your respective rooms. - Huh!

It's a good idea. - Let me take his blessings.

No!

No! - Hey no. What are you doing, dear?

Come on.

Mungi, believe me. I feel he is the real Kamal.

Hi beautiful, my darling!

Hey? What are you doing? What's wrong?

People will spread rumours if they see.

I see! Acting from me too! Hey leave me. Okay, smarty.

We really fooled that oldie, right? - Yeah.

But it was your plan, darling.

But the acting you did. Mind blowing!

Actually your idea of masking Angoori's snaps.

That really worked out! - Don't talk about those pictures.

So difficulty I stole those pictures from old Mungi.

But now no one can stop us from being Mungi's heir.

He looked so innocent!

But he proved to be a bigger fool than us!

Yeah! Didn't you see?

His soul was so desperate to drown his sister's ashes.

Hey don't speak of these ashes.

I don't know which dead body's ashes I have got.

Huh? Keep them.

What if this dead person hears?

What will he say if he hears?

This.. how much I love you? Right?

You don't suit in this sari at all.

Then remove it!

He's come with such a fool proof plan!

"Lovers! Lovers!

"Lovers! Lovers!"

"Lovers! Lovers!"

"Not once, not twice but three times I told her!"

"There was a burning desire to hold her, smitten just like a kitten. "

" This cutie was gonna leave me alone!"

"I was so troubled. All I could say was.."

"Kudos to lovers!"

"Kudos to lovers!"

"Kudos to lovers!"

"Kudos to lovers!"

"Kudos to lovers!"

"Rest of the world.."

"To hell with rest of the world."

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"See the explosion of love."

"See the explosion of love."

"See the explosion of love."

"Hey!"

"I am bonkers over you."

"Season of love has arrived."

"Season of love."

"My heart is dancing; my body is swaying."

"Season of love has arrived."

"Season of love."

"My heart is dancing; my body is swaying."

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"See the explosion of love."

"See the explosion of love."

"See the explosion of love."

"My brother it's an explosion of love. Shakalaka boom!"

"It's a feeling that has got you grooving!"

"Go inside, who can hide! It's a landslide!"

"Explosion of love."

"Drink the wine of love and embrace me."

"Give me kisses and take kisses."

"Drink the wine of love and embrace me."

"Give me kisses and take kisses."

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"See the explosion of love."

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"See the explosion of love."

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"See the explosion of love."

"We'll boom-n-bang!"

"See the explosion of love."

"See the explosion of love. Here it explodes."

Tell me. So what's the problem in that?

Yeah, so order 10-15 more containers of Italian marble.

Not only the marble.

Even nut-bolt of my Alibaug casino should be of gold.

Not only in Asia..

..Fursat Lala's casino should be best in the world.

Okay?

Pops, what will you do with the rest of the marble?

I'll make Mungilal's gravestone. - Good idea!

Hey! I got her!

Miss! One minute. Could you please pack these clothes?

I am in a hurry. Come on, get it please. - Okay.

I'll be right back. - Okay.

I got it. Pops, I got it. - What you found, dear?

I got the clothes of my film heroine, pops.

Heroine's clothes?

You didn't find the heroine yet. What will you do with clothes?

Pops, I'll find her.

First let me decide the clothes.

What is this nonsense?

Pop, the entire film industry does this foolishness.

First the tune is decided, then the lyrics are written.

First the hero is selected. Then director and producer.

I've gone little ahead of this nonsense.

I decided the clothes before the heroine.

Come here, my son. Let me look at you carefully.

I think my kid was exchanged in hospital.

You can never be Fursat Lala's son.

Oh papa, I love you. - Okay take it. Put it in my account. Thank you.

Let's go. Yes? Yeah, Fursat Lala here.

Like it? - Really hot dress! Yeah.

Mungi, heirs are not available in the malls.

Heirs are born. They are born.

Get lost! Seen many like you.

Mungi is done for!

I don't understand what to do?

Not a don, I feel like a maid.

These 3 are fooling me.

Till now I didn't understand who my real nephew is!

Mungi, don't worry. Give me one day's time.

You'll come to know everything.

Tomorrow is Nag Panchami. How is that connected with this?

What does this contains?

That thing which will prove who your nephew is!

Really? Show me.

Here. Look here. Oh my God!

Don't panic! Don't fear!

Mungi.. - What is this for?

Did you forget?

On every Nag Panchmi our sister Angoori..

..used to make the snake bite her tongue.

And the snake used to die instantly. - Yeah!

Then think. When sister Angoori was so poisonous.

How much poison her child will possess!

Yeah, this means we'll tell these 3..

..Kamal's to take out their tongues.

Then we'll tell the snakes to bite them. - Yeah.

The one who won't die will be Kamal! - That's it! Hurray!

And the one who dies from snake bite?

It's better for him to die. Because he was not the real Kamal.

It will be decided tomorrow who the real Kamal is! Water!

Hey not water but Shivani.

Let's go from here. Hurry up. Let's go from here..

I have one idea. - What?

Run!! - Run! Run! - Bir.

Hey Ranbir, run!

Oh my God! - Oh my God!

Oh brother Kamal, sorry.

No, no. You are Kamal. What are you saying?

No, I am not Kamal. She is Kamal. She!

No, no! No, no! I am an item girl.

You know. Shivani. Shivani Sawant.

- Then.. - She is Kamal!

Hey! No! Don't involve me in all this.

My name is Jia. Darling, tell them. Jia. Yeah. - Okay.

I confess. I am totally fake.

I am absolutely fake.

Mother's swear! I am Shivani too. I am an actress. An item girl.

I am no K.S. from Canada. I am Ranbir.

That too from Ghatkopar.

What? - Yeah.

Listen guys, the real thing is we all are fake. - Yeah.

But the long snake.. that is absolutely real. Correct! - Correct!

Before that old man.. get us bitten by snake and kill us.

Let's run! - Let's move.

Hey I can't find my brush, soap and toothpaste.

You are concerned about toothpaste.

Our lives are in danger here. Nothing about that?

Hello mister.. whatever, pal. - Rahul. I can't find my passport.

Yeah, even my passport is not in my bag.

Let me check. - Yeah.

Even my passport is missing.

It means that old bald uncle has taken our passports.

This means he robbed us. - Yeah.

That's why I can't find my toothpaste.

Oh no! - Oh no! All that is fine.

But how will we return empty handed? - That's true. Listen.. listen..

That old man is playing a prank on us.

But he don't know how big thieves are in this house!

Of course. - Actually. I have a plan.

What? - What? We came here for money. Right? - Yeah. Right!

He came here to get money in short cut.

Darling, I was thinking of fooling him.

And get our both films financed.

But darling, I came here for your love.

Not now. - Oh no! Okay.

None of us will go empty handed from here. - What do you mean?

Do you remember?

That corner room upstairs? - Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

We are forbidden to go there. - Right.

Old man hides all his stuff there.

You mean to say..

You mean to say we'll go there to steal tonight?

To steal? - Oh wow! But what if someone sees us?

Tonight we'll go to that corner room.

And steal all the stuff there.

Yes! - Yes!

Ok. - Yes!

Come..

This is Jignesh's room. - Hey no. This is Mungi's room.

What do you know, blind girl? You are wearing dark glasses. - Yes.

But why are you wearing goggles?

So that he can't recognise me. Stupid.

Hey! I think he is Mungi.

Huh? - They both are sleeping together? Oh my God!

Follow me.

Okay. - Follow me.

He is awake!

He is sleeping. - He is sleeping soundly.

Where are the keys?

Yeah! Always in the movies.

The key is under the pillow. Correct.

Check there. Come on check.

Take it out. Yeah! Yes! Yes! Oh my God! - Come. Come.

I can't see anything.

Where are the black bags filled with stuff?

Check there. Check there. - Yes, yes.

Yeah! Oh no! It's empty. - Nothing is here. It's empty.

Hurry up. Look there.

No? Hey here, here.

This seems an antique shop to me.

Forget it. Where the stuff is?

You said all the stuff is here. - Yeah.

There is nothing here. - Nothing is seen.

I don't know where he has kept. - Good grief! Look there.

I think he is Mungi's daddy.

Read what's written below.

Babu Kerosene. Killed at Dharavi. 1969. But who? - Now look at this.

Khauf Lala. Killed at Meena bazaar. 1973.

There is a gun here too. - Yeah, a gun too.

Leave it. Leave it. - Yeah. Look there.

Brother Karim. Killed at Bhendi bazaar 1973.

Brother Dawood 420. Killed at..

..Chinchpokli 1979. - What is this gun for?

I think uncle Mungi has killed all of them. - Yeah!

Oh my God! Who murdered him!?

No one killed me. Oh my God!

Catch him! - Help! Help!

Save this Johnny Seth.

Doggies are after me. Oh my, my! Where had you gone, darling?

Your wife is lonely since when.

During daylight shut off the lights and come.

I am hungry give me something to eat.

Then eat. Why don't you understand, Rambha darling?

Why you become nervous as soon you come to me?

I have the medicine of all your ailments. - What? One more pill?

You know. Bam-bam Bhole Maharaj has said.

This is Shilajeet. Shilajeet. - What is Shilajeet?

This has the power of Ajit, Ranjit, Sujit and everyone.

As soon you eat this. A man becomes Agarjit.

What? Who is he?

Ranjit, Ajit, Sujit, Agarjit?

Who are they? I want to meet them.

Oh God! There is no one.

I was just giving an example.

Darling, I want missal (food item), you are giving examples.

Give me something to eat.

From where to bring food? There is no money at home.

I gave you 500 rupees after borrowing.

I have brought this Shilajeet with those 500 rupees.

Eat it. Please. Please eat.

Rambha darling, I am very disturbed nowadays.

I can't see anything in my tension.

I see Mungilal in your face too.

I have to take 45 lakh rupees from him.

I can't understand how to take from him?

There is no customer also now.

Lo behold! Customer has arrived.

Oh! You started calling customers too nowadays?

Oh God! What destiny you have written, God?

Customer has not come for me, Mr. Johnny. He has come for you.

Go now.

What? For me?

Hey Johnny. Hey Johnny, come out.

Forget homework. Welcome network. - Welcome! Welcome!

Get lost, fool! I have seen many like you. Hey come out.

Customer! - Yes?

I am the Johnny. I am Johnny English.

Forget your English.

Just tell me are you Johnny?

Cent percent! From head to toe. You tell me what work you have.

What is the matter?

I have to give you something to eat, pal.

Customer, you are wonderful.

Anyway I was very hungry. Give me something to eat. Really? - Yeah.

Here. The meat dish. Kidney dish.

Liver dish. This leg piece. - Thrash more. Thrash more.

He has taken my 3 lakh rupees.

Yours? - He's taken my 60, 000 rupees.

He's taken my 50,000 rupees. - And yours?

He's taken my 1 lakh rupees. Hey you!

Hey you! Wretched skeleton!

If you touch my husband you'll be in trouble.

Or.. - Or what?

Or.. - Rambha darling, save me from him. Save me.

Johnny darling, no one can hit you in Rambha's presence.

Tell me. What do you want? - You don't know me.

I am extortion network.

Really? Where are you found?

I am found everywhere.

I am the Network after all. - Shut up!

No company's network is found in my house.

Look at my mobile.

Is there any standing tower? - You only see.

Huh! What's there to see in you? - Hey!

You don't know me. Understood?

Just give me your husband.

I have signed his killing contract for 25, 000.

Oh my God! So big!

You just give the stuff immediately. Come on.

Come, I'll give you.

What? - 5 lakh rupees.

For what? - Our 5 lakh are trapped.

You remove that. We'll pay you for that too. What?

Madam Rambha, he won't be able to do it.

He is a small don. - Hey you! Not any small one.

I have a really a very big dangerous network. Understood?

I extort any amount from anyone anywhere.

Really? The remove them.

My Johnny darling's 45 lakh rupees are trapped.

He is not giving them. Remove it. - Who is he?

A very big Seth of Bangkok. - Yeah.

Very big! He won't be able to do this. He's scared from now.

Shut up! He is just a Seth of Bangkok.

He is not the don of any place that I'll fear.

I will get it back.

You come to Bangkok.

What do you feel?

Till how many days a man can survive..

..hanging upside down like this?

We'll never find out that, my brother.

Why? - Because Mungilal will kill us before that.

I don't want to die so soon.

I didn't do a film too. I told you many times.

Concentrate on your acting. But you are such.

We are trapped in underworld. Just the shootout remains.

Sorry baby. I committed a mistake.

Just once we get out of here.

I promise you.

I'll do nothing besides acting.

Ranbir! - Yes?

Darling, I feel like loving you a lot.

Please embrace me.

I want to embrace you and give up my life.

Baby, even if you don't embrace.

You'll surely die. Don't worry.

Forget all this.

Tell me, what shall we do now?

Whatever needs to be done, Uncle Mungi has to do it!

Uncle. - Uncle we are sorry.

Please help us. - Uncle.

Uncle - Bring them inside.

Come on.

So you people thought that Mungilal is a pushover.

No, no.

Uncle, we are really sorry.

You look so innocent and sweet.

We didn't know you will turn out to be a don.

Sorry. - Really uncle. We are sorry.

Really uncle, because of your skin..

..no one can tell your age.

Skin!

Intelligence! Intelligence!

Sorry uncle, you seemed so friendly and emotional..

And you took advantage of that friendship.

No, no, that's not right.

We had come to swindle the money..

..we didn't have any intentions of hurting you.

I swear.

We swear. - Really uncle.

The truth is that, when I saw you both for the first time.

I remembered my mother.

Mother. - Uncle.

Uncle. - Uncle.

Uncle. - Uncle. Uncle.

Do you know what your biggest mistake was?

What?

You put up the charade of posing as my nephew Kamal.

And you thought that I was being fooled.

But I was getting fooled,..

.. I was just showing that I was getting fooled.

Tell me one thing.

What did you think my sister Angoori was!

She.. - She..

She was Naagin's (movie) Reena Roy, who would let snakes bite her.

Sorry! Sorry! Please

Sorry! Sorry! - Is his sister a poisonous woman?

No, no. - It was our plan.

Make preparations to kill all the four of them. Come on.

No! - Sorry uncle! Sorry uncle! Sorry uncle! Sorry uncle!

Mungi, how are you?

Tell me what you want.

I don't want anything from you?

I was just a bit worried about you.

Today morning I saw a dream.

That in front of all the members of the underworld..

..I am spitting, and you.. are licking it.

I heard that you have found three heirs.

When are you introducing me to your three monkeys?

I am not so cruel not to let you meet them.

I will surely introduce you to them before your death.

Fursat Lala's death. Stop being funny.

Day after tomorrow is holi.

Introduce me to my death there.

Okay.

How did he know that there are three heirs here?

Seems like this news has spread.

If we kill those three, then..

No.

Wait! - Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

Uncle! Uncle, we are very sorry. - We are sorry.

You have enmities with us.

Please spare these girls. - Please.

Okay, okay you want me to spare the girls isn't it?

Yes. Please. - Very good.

Then you will have to do as I tell you.

What? - You wanted to become heirs isn't it?

So now, you will have to stay here as heirs for us. - What?

No, no we don't want to be heirs of the underworld.

Hey hero. You don't have time.

Hold on, hold on you don't have any choice my dear.

Otherwise I will kill them.

Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

Good boys! Good girls!

Good boys! Good boys!

"Dhoom Dhadaka."

It's not just difficult to escape Mungi, it is impossible.

Hey you, will you stop saying Don's dialogues.

Think of a plan.

What should we do?

Shall we become Mungi's nephew?

Shall we become underworld's don?

So that the police shoots us too.

We are ready. - Ready!

Have you gone mad?

You will become a don.

Only for a few days.

Otherwise they will kill them.

No, no, my Rahul will not become a don.

Didn't you see, in the end of 'Shootout'..

..all the dons are killed!

That's right too. - They die in the end, ..

..but he will kill us in the beginning itself.

Look, sooner or later all of us will be killed.

Not sooner, but later.

And no one knows one's future.

Hey, Tomorrow is Holi.

Tomorrow, as soon as we get an opportunity..

..we will run away.

"There are colours."

"There is intoxication."

"Come on, come on."

"Friends, have a ball."

"Nice."

"There are no enmities in Holi."

"Brother, dance away."

"How nice brother!"

"Hail to you, hail to you."

What's the matter, brother?

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

"He smothered colours on me! He smothered colours on me!"

"He smothered colours on me! He smothered colours on me!"

"He sprays the colour on me with the sprinkler."

"He sprays the colour on me with the sprinkler."

"My clothes.."

"My clothes.."

"He dirties my clothes."

"He showered colours on me."

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

"Dhoom Dhadaka!"

"Dhoom... Dhadaka!"

"Dhoom Dhadaka!"

"Girl sleeps on the bed, alone she feels worried."

"Girl sleeps on the bed, alone she feels worried."

"All night the bedbugs bites her, how can she sleep."

"Listen."

"Beloved is the engine."

"Beloved is the engine."

"Beloved is the engine, darling is the compartment."

"Together they play a game."

"Beloved is the engine, darling is the compartment."

"Together they play a game."

"Their locomotive travels on without any barricade."

"The world will witness it."

"The world will witness it, today your secret will be out."

"The world will witness it, today your secret will be out."

"In front of everyone, you will be uncovered."

"Because of the sprinkler my veil got drenched."

"The intoxication drips from your lips."

"From your lips. From your lips."

"My heart sways under the intoxication."

"Under the intoxication"

"Don't look at me like that, girl."

"Don't pierce my heart like this."

"Don't pierce my heart like this."

"Don't pierce my heart like this."

"Like.."

"Like.."

"Like, your beloved dies."

"He showered colours on me."

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

"Beloved has returned home."

"He showered colours on me."

Mr. Mungi! Rahul, Mr. Mungi has been shot!

Don't worry about me, go home. - Go home.

Run, run. - But..

Go. I am telling you, go. - Hospital.

You go, I am there.

Come on. - Mungi.

Come on Rahul, run! Let's run! - Come on, let's run.

He's been shot. - Let's run in the car.

Which car? - Let's go in the Mercedes.

Let's go in the Toyota! - No, let's go in the Mercedes!

No, let's go in the Toyota! - No, let's go in the Mercedes!

They are shooting. Run!

Run! Run! Run!

Come on!

Auto, stop! Auto, stop!

Its for hire, pal.

Quick! Come on, come on.

Fast! Fast! Fast! - Sit quickly.

Drive fast.

Stop!

Hey, wait!

Come on. Go!

They have come,. Driver fast! Driver fast!

He is Chinese, he won't understand.

Go fast!

What should I tell him? What should I tell him?

Bruce Lee! Go fast! Go fast!

Go fast! Go fast! Go fast, my brother.

Go fast.

Wait! I need to pee!

Stop! I need to pee! - What?

Is this a time to do that?

We will die, have you gone mad?

Come. Come on.

I need to pee, stop.

I need to urinate, what can I do?

Rahul!

Rahul. Hurry up, we will die because of you.

How much longer.

Are you peeing like a donkey?

So much.

Hurry up. - Hey, Rahul..

We are dead Rahul, they have arrived. - Oh no!

We are finished.

Hurry up!

Well done my friends, beat them!

We are getting beaten up, you fool.

What?

Rahul, hurry up.

Close your zip and run.

Run! Run!

Run!

Leave me Rahul.

Thank you.

Let go! Let go! Let go! Let go!

Run! Run!

Rahul!

What are you doing?

Run! Run!

Go inside! Go inside!

Come on!

Run! - That way! That way! That way!

Come, come.

One, two cha-cha-cha!

One, two cha-cha-cha! - No..

No, no, no! - Cut it.

I don't like this Topi. Teach them.

How to match the dance steps.

Okay, okay Zack and me are going to show you.

One, two cha-cha-cha!

One, two cha-cha-cha!

Touch it! Touch it! Touch it!

Touch it!

I will show you.

Shake that booty! Shake that booty! Shake that booty!

Do it like this. Okay.

Okay. - Okay. Come follow me.

1.. 2.. 1.. 2 Shake that booty! Shake that booty!

Topi, I don't want any passing.

Why are they passing?

I haven't given any instructions.

I am really sorry, what's going on. Every thing has gone haywire.

Fine, fine continue. - Okay, once more let's do.

1.. 2.. 1.. 2, shake that booty! Shake that booty!

God! Why is there a passing God! - Shake that booty!

Why is somebody sabotaging my film, God?

Zack darling, don't get angry.

It's very bad for health.

What do you want Zack?

I want some.. I want some..

I want a girl like you.

Thanks Zack, you called a girl.

No one considers me a girl.

Girls, you go. Next.

1.. 2.. 3!

Oh my God!

Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

Girls, what happened?

Just see, these goons are casting lustful eyes on us.

They have ruined us.

The way they are watching us..

..even I never saw myself that way.

Hit them! Hit them! - Hit them! Hit them!

Thank you! - Thank you!

I am not a boy?

I am a girl.

What? - What?

Like you!

Oh! Like us!

What a nice sexy hot body.

Do you go to the gym, girls?

No, no. We are like this since childhood.

Hi girls.

Gorgeous. - Thank you.

Naughty.

By the way, what is your name?

Name.

Bebo. - Lolo.

Dedo!

And her. - Lelo.

Oh God! What beautiful cute names.

Yes.

I would like to audition all of you.

Audition.

One, two cha-cha-cha!

One, two cha-cha-cha!

One, two cha-cha-cha!

One, two cha-cha-cha!

One, two cha-cha-cha! - Wow!

One, two cha-cha-cha! - 4 item girls, together.

But we need only 1 item girl.

Then take Lelo.

Take him, take him.

I will do the item song in your film.

I will. I will. I will.

Why does he speak like a man sometimes?

Because he is only half converted.

He is in the process of getting fully converted, you see.

O my God.

You are exactly like me.

We both will get along together. - What?

How sweet? - We will get along.

Zack darling, I think you should change the situation.

I mean, earlier you were dancing with just one item girl..

..but now you will dance with 4 item girls.

Just think, it will look so beautiful.

Oh my God, I can't believe it.

This song will be a super-hit.

Let's do it. - Let's do it.

But.. but we want to go to India.

I will take you to India.

Really?

But we have lost our passports. - Yes.

We don't even have money.

Don't worry, Zack darlings father..

..will take you without the passport.

Zack. What does your father do?

My father is the best.

So excited.

I am also very excited.

"Dhoom Dhadaka."

Its swollen.

Brother. - Brother!

Fursat Lala's men had fired the bullet.

And he has gone to Singapore himself.

Shall I kill him? - No!

Bring them here, I will kill them.

Here, in this city.

You don't worry, that wound is not deep it will heal.

Dinesh. I don't care about this wound.

It's the wound which they have given me.

Bring them here alive, I will kill them.

Why are you worried?

We have their passports, where will they go?

What are you doing?

Slowly! Slowly!

You go! - Fine, you rest.

Come on, come here. - Okay. Thank you

Come on guys! - Wow!

Beautiful! - My God!

Such a big house! Whose is it?

My father's!

Zack, you still didn't tell me.

What does your father do?

My father is a very rich man.

And rich men don't work themselves.

There are royal guards for doing everything for them.

For everything. - Yes.

That's why you resemble the royal guards! - What?

How mean?

Come on Lelo, I will teach you to dance. - No.

Come on.

Yes, come on.

Darling, where are you going?

I will teach you the dance steps.

Let's go, baby.

I think.. I think we should go and save them.

Or else.. or else..

Rahul!

Mungi! - Mungi!

Mungi! - Mungi!

O God, it is so big.

Darling, why do you see everything big?

What can I do Johnny, in life I got everything small!

That's why!

Mungi! - Mungi!

Mungi! - Mungi! - What is it?

I don't talk to servants.

I don't touch servant's mouth.

Tell Mungi, Johnny English has come.

Come on, go. - Fine, wait here.

What an house, call the master and the servant appears.

Mungi! - Mungi!

Mungi! - Hey..

Mungi! - Who is it? What is the problem?

Mungi!

What is the problem? Why are you shouting?

Brother Jignesh, did you recognise this good looking face? - No!

It's me! - Oh, Johnny English!

Yes, and this is my wife Rambha!

Greet her! - Greetings sister-in-law!

And this is Vasooli Network.

But Mungi threw you out.

How dare you come back?

I have come to ask for my money.

My money.

And if I don't get it..

Network, introduce yourself.

My name is Vasooli Network.. - Not me, him.

My network is in every nook and corner.

And if you didn't return his money..

..then I will make you disappear in thin air.

Hey, you! I will lift you and throw you out!

Save me! - What did you understand?

Who are these people?

Mungi, you had slapped me.

I always remembered that slap.

And today I have come to return the favour.

You are a respected man..

..that's why I am just threatening you.

Return me my money or else this Network..

Network. Where did he go now?

Forgive him! Forgive him!

Network! Why are you catching his feet?

Forgive him brother, forgive him.

Ask for the money! Don't apologise to him.

The poor thing doesn't know your power.

Fall at his feet, you will attain salvation too.

He is brother! The don.

Mungilal!

He is the king of Bangkok.

Brother! - Brother of brothers.

Brother! - Brother!

I didn't know that you progressed so much in 20 days.

So you want your money.

No, no I don't want money.

Network told me I will get your money back.

Give me 5 lakhs.

I was sitting idle at home.

Sitting empty at home.

Rambha, you say something too.

Yes, we don't want any money.

We have been sitting empty for so long.

Please, let us go.

Come on, come on. - Yes, come on.

Back! Back! - Move back!

That boy is not Kamal.

Really. - He must not be.

If you are saying, that he won't be.

I had my doubts. - Really!

Where is he? If I find him, I will hit him..

I will turn him into a camel from Kamal.

Where is he? Where is he?

I and brother are looking for him too.

They have fooled us and run away.

What do you mean ran away?

Is there anyone that can run away from brother?

Brother will catch him in a jiffy.

Isn't it brother?

Within 4 days I want that boy here.

If not, then you won't be able to go out of Bangkok. Okay.

We will find him! We will find him! Come on, come on.

Yes, come on, come on.

Come, Miss Rambha. Come on.

Brother, I will keep an eye on them.

Go, keep an eye. - Go.

Oh God!

You couldn't even take care of an orange.

Oh my God, my orange!

Now it's in my clutches.

Oh my God! Oh my God, he has peeled it!

Then how else will I eat it?

This is not for eating. - Then?

Hey dad! - Hey Zack.

Who are they?

Dad, I was looking for one item girl but I found four!

I have seen these girls somewhere.

I am Bebo! - I am Lolo!

I am Lelo!

And I am Dedo!

Wow, your choice is very good son.

But I have seen these girls before.

Where are you taking me? I have seen these girls..

Okay, dance. All right.

I like dancing.

Come on, come on, move, move, move.

Dance, dance, dance.

What is this? - What is it?

Rahul! - What is it?

Your wig. - No!

We are ruined.

Zack. - Yes dad.

First time in your life you have done a good thing. - Sorry.

You fooled me.

Son, they have made us dance a lot.

Now if you want these girls to stay alive, then dance.

Dance.

Come on, move, move.

Dance.

Tell me, why did you betray me darling?

Why did you do such a thing with me?

Why?

Sorry! We made a mistake brother.. darling, darling.

Forgive us, please.

Please forgive us too, brother Zack.

Shut up you too.

You know I don't like the voice of boys..

..and especially the two of you!

You tell me darling, why did you break the delicate heart..

..of a sensitive director like me?

Actually..

Darling, actually.. why don't you understand?

I.. I have given a new twist to your story. - Twist!

'Pyaar Mein Twist', have you seen that movie.

Yes, there will be a new twist in my movie.

Now the climax will be right, isn't it? Yeah!

You fool.

Fate has closed its doors on you.

Seems like our life has come to an end, friend.

Think of a way to get out of this, or else we will die.

There is only one door to go out from here.

And Fursat Lala has the key to it.

Then open the door, why are you taking so much time.

Hey, beautiful girl.

I will tell you what you need.

Chewing gum. - Fursat Lala's bullet or the free air.

Open air! Open air!

If you want to be free, you will have to do one thing for me.

You have kept so many men, ask them to do it.

Yes, ask them to do.

Shut up!

We are safe! We are safe!

Both of us are safe!

Hey, girls are with them. Come on.

You are safe, but only for a while.

If you value these girl's lives..

..then you will do as Fursat Lala will tell you.

Ranvir, why are all these dons same.

First they hang us upside down.

Then they shoot the ropes and make us fall down.

And then they keep the girls as hostages..

..and make us work for them. - Right

Come up with some thing new guys.

Shall we come to the point?

What do we have to do?

I want you to go back to Mungilal.

What? - But we ran away from there.

He wants to make us a don.

He wants to make us his heir. - I want the same thing.

Your enmity is with Mungilal, why us?

Because you are my pawns.

I want you to attend the international Don's meeting..

..as Mungilal's heirs.

But after reaching there, you will tell everyone the truth.

That Mungilal has threatened you..

..and offered you money to pose as his heir.

Mungi will be uncovered right there.

He will fall at Fursat Lala's feet!

Do we have to laugh too?

You have to laugh, but after the work is done.

Zack! - Yes dad. - Zack, give them 15 mark for clothes..

..and follow me with the girls.

Okay, dad.

Darling, shall we go?

Hey you, take a taxi home.

You idiot, take this girl along too.

Both of you are in my captive. Come with me.

Come on. - Jia! - Shivani! - Jia! - Shivani!

Hey, what are you doing? - Jia! - Careful.

Out, I say! - Get out.

Go! Go! - Move! Move! Move! Come on! Fast!

If we go like this to Mungi, he will suspect us.

What are you saying?

No one will recognise us seeing our garb.

It is so big.

She always says it's so big, it got us caught everywhere.

Keep quiet - We will have to do something.

How will we find those people?

Ranvir, look.

All the intelligence that you used in disguising ourselves.

If you would have used it to catch those 4..

..then by now we would have taken them to Mungi.

Right! - Darling..

When Mungi couldn't catch them then how can we? - Right!

Catch them! - How will we catch them?

How can we catch them, tell me? How can we catch them?

Johnny! Sorry! Sheik!

Sheik!

That's Rahul.

Rahul! Catch him! Catch him! Catch him! Catch him!

Catch him!

But who are you?

You didn't recognise me? - No!

I am Johnny English!

I am world famous in entire India.

And me, Rambha.

Rambha.

How are you? - I am fine.

You know, I have found a pill for you here too. - Really!

Darling, control yourself!

Hey, don't give her any pill.

We are tired of searching for you.

Come on, come on let's go to brother.

Come on to Mungi.

Come on. - Go!

Forgive us, we made a mistake! Sorry. - Brother..

We caught them with great difficulty by putting our lives at risk.

Ask this Network. Say something.

Yes brother, so that they don't try to run..

..I asked Johnny to arrest them and bring them here.

Where is the girl?

I know you are angry?

Please forgive us.

Now we will do as you say?

I will shoot them. - No, no, listen to me.

I will shoot them. - Listen to me!

I will shoot them. - No, Mungi..

Come with me. - Come.

Come here, look at this.

This is Mungilal's dream.

This hospital.

That Fursat Lala wants to build a gambling den here.

That's why he was searching for his sister, his heir.

God knows whether he is alive or not.

But after seeing both of you he had hopes.

But that was a false hope.

He took a bullet for you, but look at you..

There is just greed, and nothing else!

Good that none of you turned out to be Kamal.

Or else people would have said..

..that lotus can never blossom in mud!

What are you'll looking at my face? Get out of here. Go!

Sit down.

Friends, all of you know why I have come here.

Today we will take a decision on this piece of land in Alibaug.

Who will spit and who will lick it.

God father, I am ready to fall at his feet.

Ask Mungilal to bring forth his heir.

Mungi..

Godfather Ganpat Rai.

I have seen hatred since I was very small.

Every person is out to kill each other.

I have killed people too.

Otherwise someone would have killed me.

Where is the heir, Mungilal?

The day I committed the first murder..

..my hands were trembling.

Because, that day not one..

..but two people died.

Firstly, that police officer..

..that was tarnishing my mother.

And secondly..

..my soul.

Mungilal, where is the heir?

Everyone thought that my soul died but..

Where is the heir, Mungilal?

Heir!

Where is the heir, Mungilal?

We are his heirs!

Uncle, we are sorry.

We made a mistake in recognising you.

This man is not just a don, but also a nice person.

And we are proud that we are his nephews.

Lie!

They are lying God Father.

They are not the heirs. They are not my heirs.

They are lying.

I had lied to you that day too.

But now I don't want Alibaug on the basis of falsehood.

I have seen my parents dying there without treatment and medication!

And then I thought that, in life if I attain power and money..

..I will build a hospital in Alibaug.

Where no one can die without treatment and medication.

And Fursat Lala, I can make Las Vegas in Alibaug too..

..and better than you!

But God Father, by doing this I don't want to kill my soul.

We weren't born with a gun in hand.

You tell me Chang.

Will you build a whorehouse where you sister was raped?

And you Alice.

You have millions.

Can you treat your handicapped children?

God Father, right in front of your eyes..

..some men shot your entire family dead.

Just because you refused to deal in drugs.

Why? Why do we do all this?

Because our soul is still alive.

I know God Father, I have done wrong things too.

But.. now I want to do a right things.

Give me the chance to do the right thing.

Please.

Please God Father give me the Alibaug land.

Please, I beg of you.

Please give me that land.

I want to do a respectable deed.

Look, Albert.

Mungilal is right!

We should help him.

He is a good man, man.

But why are you getting so emotional.

There is no place for emotions in the underworld.

That's the rule here.

Shut up!

Mungi.

You lied to me so you should be shot.

That's what my mind says.

But my heart says, you want to do a good deed.

That's why I change the rule.

Alibaug is yours.

But that's against the rule.

I made the rule and I broke it.

I felt like and I did it.

Okay God father.

Fursat Lala thought with a lot of patience..

..if anything went wrong, then..

Don't move.. - Don't shoot!

Don't shoot! - ..Or else I will kill Mungi.

God Father, look there.

All of you see there.

Not just Alibaug, I will be the next God Father,

See. See there.

Mungilal, save them I will take care of him.

Save me!

Help!

Save me!

Save me!

They are having fun!

The girls are not having fun, they are.

Uncle. You take care of the goons.

And we will save the girls. - Okay.

What?

Save me!

You idiot, why are we jumping?

We can run too.

Why are you taking your clothes off? - To take care of them. - Okay.

If you are a real man, then come. - Come.

The Lord didn't hear, but they heard.

They are coming.

Come, come, come.

Uncle, uncle.

Jignesh! Jignesh!

Rahul, which button is it?

Okay. Okay, go.

And now!

It hurts!

Anyhow, these girls.. - Yes, I am trying. I am trying.

Which button is it?

Press any button.

What are you saying?

Just a minute. - Let us try this.

Have you gone mad?

Don't press anything.

Your timing is all wrong.

Not up, bring us down.

Press that yellow one.

Press the other one.

They have come!

They have come!

Open this. Open this.

Hey, he is a fool.

Who is it? - Who is it?

I am there. - Who is it?

Me! - Who?

Me. - Jignesh!

Yes. - They hit me!

They hit me! - I know.

Catch them!

Catch them! - Wait!

How much will they make us run?

I am running too.

What is this formula car for?

Let's go. come on, sit in.

Run! Come on, run. Rascal, where will you run?

Hey, again!

Where will you go? - Hey.

"Dhoom Dhadaka!"

Mungi! You have toyed with me enough.

Mungi, now I will defame you..

..in front of your fake relatives.

Come on.

Fall at the feet of this new God Father!

Come on Mungi.

Zack.

Bring Mungi here and his sycophant.

Mungi.

He does it very well.

Do it once more. - Yes, come on.

Come along with me.

He is pointing the gun at you, you go.

Come along, it will be fun. - Come on. - Come on.

Well done Zack, well done.

Bring these fake relative here.

Bring them forth. Bring them..

Idiot.

You fool, what did you do?

He was our man! - Dad, she is my love.

I can kill anyone for her.

Even you, dad.

Now she will be my heroine, dad.

Go on. Go on.

The bullet might fire son!

The bullet might fire son! - Come on.

Son, what are you doing? - Rascal!

Beat them! Beat them! Beat them to a pulp!

Go there! - Go there!

Go there!

"Dhoom Dhadaka!"

Leave me.

Leave me.

Go there! - Go there!

Go there! - Go there!

Statue! Statue!

Don't move.

They are running. - Catch them, they are running away.

Don't leave them. - Catch them.

Catch them!

Where are they? I am Godfather.

Come on, quickly.

"Dhoom Dhadaka!"

What are you doing?

We will take your leave now, uncle.

It's time for our flight.

All of you have done..

..what even my nephew wouldn't have done.

Jignesh, we have such a big house.

What will we do here alone?

Why don't all you stay back here?

"Lovers are great. Lovers are great."

"Lovers are great. Lovers are great."

"Lovers are great. Lovers are great."

"The rest of the world.."

"The rest of the world is inferior."

"We will have fun."

"We will have fun."

"We will have fun."

"The cracker of love will explode."

"The cracker of love will explode."

"The cracker of love will explode."

Jignesh, my nephews and nieces.

Today I have laid the foundation of this hospital.

"When I move you move."

"Dance with me."

"When I move you move."

"Dance with me."

"When I move you move."

"Dance with me, or move out of the way."

Johnny, wall slowly. - Sorry.

What are you doing?

Rambha, this time the pill worked. - Shut up.

"We will have fun."

"We will have fun."

"We will have fun."

Dad, I have found my item girl.

Father, give the clap. It's a home production. - Come on.

Son, till now Fursat Lala has only slapped people..

..how can he give the clap?

Like this, hit it dad.

Okay, hit it, hit it. Okay.

Don production!

Production number 1!

Item girl!

"We will have fun."

"The cracker of love will explode."

"We will have fun."

"The cracker of love will explode."

"We will have fun."

"The cracker of love will explode."