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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:52,342 --> 00:01:56,721 - Hi, Dougnastix! - Hi, Asterix, Obelix! On a hunt? 4 00:01:56,763 --> 00:02:00,809 Right! It is necessary to kill a wild boar by a dinner! 5 00:02:21,746 --> 00:02:27,919 What are you doing? You have lost your mind, Obelix! You bring down trees while I'm on a trace! 6 00:02:31,631 --> 00:02:35,301 Well you know how Getafix does not love when you bring down trees! 7 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:37,929 Tree? What tree? 8 00:02:37,971 --> 00:02:40,473 - This tree. - What? 9 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:47,188 - Ah, that tree? I always said that in forest one can break a leg! Everywhere these trees! 10 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:55,029 I'm leaving! 11 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,743 Wild boars are there! 12 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:01,786 Where? Ah, wild boars... 13 00:03:03,955 --> 00:03:08,001 I nearly have forgotten about them! Let's go! 14 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,946 Silence. Look. 15 00:03:45,163 --> 00:03:47,165 Here's our dinner! 16 00:04:16,444 --> 00:04:18,446 Rome 17 00:04:48,768 --> 00:04:53,398 Gifts from the distant country, Egypt for allmighty Caesar! 18 00:04:53,398 --> 00:04:58,027 Gifts from mountain tops of Switzerland for allmighty Caesar! 19 00:04:59,738 --> 00:05:01,281 Excellent. 20 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:05,952 Allmighty Caesar! Imortal ruller! 21 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:10,665 Do not worry, we shall note your triumph with magnificent representation! 22 00:05:10,707 --> 00:05:14,753 You just look, the gifts will arive from the whole empire! 23 00:05:16,921 --> 00:05:21,092 In the beginning of ceremony to arena will arrive the hundreds of slaves! 24 00:05:21,134 --> 00:05:24,721 And everybody will bow their heads before You! 25 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:27,807 - Gaius Flavius! - Yes, Caesar! 26 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:33,021 I want a gripping show, worthy of my victories! 27 00:05:33,062 --> 00:05:37,776 In other words, the best representation in the world in the name of our Caesar! 28 00:05:37,817 --> 00:05:40,862 I named you the main organiser! 29 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:45,992 And if you will succeed, I shall make you the richest person in Rome! 30 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:51,164 But if it happens otherwise, you will become the main act of the program! 31 00:05:51,164 --> 00:05:53,124 I shall throw you to the lions! 32 00:05:55,001 --> 00:06:00,632 Your destiny is in your own hands, Gaius Flavius! Good luck! 33 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:05,845 Thank You, great Caesar! Whant an honor! 34 00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:11,643 You have told to me, that we have received gifts from all provinces? 35 00:06:11,684 --> 00:06:15,814 Oh, yes, Caesar! Thousands, millions! 36 00:06:15,855 --> 00:06:18,316 From every single province? 37 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:21,486 From every province, yes. 38 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,072 From every place? 39 00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:29,786 Yes, Caesar. Yes, from all. All, all, all places. Almost. 40 00:06:30,412 --> 00:06:31,913 Almost. 41 00:06:49,722 --> 00:06:53,351 All is quiet, private? Natives do not rebel? 42 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:55,979 All is quies, Centurion. No rebelions. 43 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,064 That is wnat I like. Peace. 44 00:06:58,064 --> 00:07:03,278 There's our chance! It is necessary to strike suddenly on gauls and to break them! I convoke all! 45 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:07,407 Hey, private! Are you here a newcomer? 46 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:09,868 I have just arrived in last groupe! 47 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:14,748 Do not attack these awful gauls with no reason! It is too dangerous, you silly! 48 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:16,249 Yes? 49 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:22,046 Listen, from all countries which has conquered Great Caesar, Gallia is the most rebellious. 50 00:07:22,088 --> 00:07:25,133 And from all villages in Gallia this is the most awful. 51 00:07:25,175 --> 00:07:30,180 Wouldn't cross with even one leg into this village. There live bloodthirsty predators, awful monsters. 52 00:07:30,221 --> 00:07:33,141 Viscious beasts, without anything human in them. 53 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:36,728 They are like wild animals. So, I have warned you. 54 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:40,190 - Here is the present hunt, Obelix. - Yes, anything. 55 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,372 Well, you bear wild boars? 56 00:07:56,956 --> 00:07:58,458 Certainly. 57 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:37,038 Here is the present dinner. Right, Obelix? 58 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:42,335 Hey, what's up with you? 59 00:08:42,335 --> 00:08:44,337 Nothing. Yes, you are ill. 60 00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:55,849 Hardly true. 61 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:57,892 Great druid Geatafix. 62 00:08:59,519 --> 00:09:03,106 I wanted to say... I worry. 63 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:07,360 Obelix, apparently, is ill. Before him lies the tray with roasted wild boar, and he does not eat. 64 00:09:07,402 --> 00:09:10,989 - Did he eat something earlier? - Two wild boars. 65 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:14,576 For him it's nothing. Let's go-we shall take a look. 66 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:50,612 Good day, great druid Getafix. Greetings, Panacea. 67 00:09:50,653 --> 00:09:52,822 Greetings. And who is it? 68 00:09:52,864 --> 00:09:55,283 That? Look, here he is. 69 00:09:55,325 --> 00:10:00,163 Strange, earlier he could not live without wild boars, and now he does not eat them at all. 70 00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:06,252 Obelix, what are you doing? 71 00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:08,588 I bear obelisk. 72 00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:15,011 Wait, you don't have obelisk. 73 00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:17,972 Yes? Interesting, no obelisk. 74 00:10:18,306 --> 00:10:19,224 No. 75 00:10:20,391 --> 00:10:23,394 Panacea! Approach here, child! 76 00:10:24,562 --> 00:10:26,606 It is Panacea, the niece of the leader. 77 00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:30,193 She has just returned from her studies in Paris. You remember, Asterix? 78 00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:32,278 - I'm glad to meet you once again. - Greetings. 79 00:10:32,278 --> 00:10:38,910 - I'm glad to meet you again. - Greetings. I don't know you. You left as a small girl. With such pigtails, as in Obelix. 80 00:10:38,952 --> 00:10:40,954 - You remember him, by the way? - Certainly, I remember. 81 00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:45,375 He fell into the barell of magic potion when he was a kid. 82 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,419 Greetings. Obelix. 83 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:51,923 I, I, I... I, I, I... 84 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,717 I'm glad to see you. Well, see you later. 85 00:10:54,759 --> 00:10:59,848 I, I, I... I'm also glad to see youm Panacea. 86 00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:03,518 Why are you two laughing? 87 00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:07,230 Obelix, my friend, you are in love. 88 00:11:08,857 --> 00:11:11,317 Yes? Really? 89 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:17,282 Does Dogmatix like that or not? I am afraid, it is a heavy case. 90 00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:20,285 My Potion can't help there. 91 00:11:21,578 --> 00:11:24,372 You want a peace of advice? If you like Panacea... 92 00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:26,458 I can't 93 00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:31,254 Why won't you talk with her? Why do you interfere? 94 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:33,256 I can't. 95 00:12:06,831 --> 00:12:09,292 Greetings, Obelix. How did you sleep? 96 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,714 Are you still thinking of Panacea? 97 00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:19,719 She is beautiful. No doubt, beautiful. 98 00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:22,222 And kind too. 99 00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:29,646 Go and visit her, give her a present. 100 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,648 Great idea! 101 00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:55,004 Oh, no, Obelix! No! 102 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:57,841 What is it? You want to give her that? 103 00:12:57,882 --> 00:13:00,468 That is the biggest piece of obelisk. 104 00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:03,054 That's not a thing to give to a girl. No? 105 00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:06,057 No. Bettet to give her flowers. 106 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:09,978 Flowers? Great idea! 107 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,985 Be cautious, do not run into trees! 108 00:13:36,254 --> 00:13:41,509 Silly, silly?! They know who here is silly! 109 00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:49,434 That is my problem, that I am so modest and irresolute. 110 00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:53,021 Surrender, the gaul, you are my prisoner! 111 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,406 You have been told. You-stupid dork. 112 00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:12,248 Loves me, loves me not. 113 00:14:12,665 --> 00:14:15,376 Loves me, loves me not. 114 00:14:16,503 --> 00:14:19,547 Loves me, loves me not. 115 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:27,472 No, no, no, you give. I can't, can't. 116 00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:29,516 All right. Panacea! 117 00:14:29,557 --> 00:14:31,601 Quiet, she'll listen to you. 118 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:34,145 Panacea, my friend has brought something for you. 119 00:14:34,562 --> 00:14:36,564 Oh, how sweet! 120 00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:46,157 My favourite flowers. 121 00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:52,288 Well, at last! 122 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,417 Panacea! Well, at last! 123 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,420 - I've waited for so long! - We are again together! 124 00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:02,006 - I shall not release you! - And I too! 125 00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:05,552 Oh, pigeons in love. Hear nothing. 126 00:15:05,552 --> 00:15:09,931 It is great that Tragicomix has returned. They will soon get married. 127 00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:18,440 What is with you, Obelix? 128 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,567 I am afraid, he has fallen in love. 129 00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:27,532 With Panacea? Poor creature, Obelix, you don't have the slightest chance. 130 00:15:27,574 --> 00:15:29,534 Trust me on that. 131 00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:33,747 I don't speak to you, dorks! 132 00:15:40,503 --> 00:15:44,883 - Private, this gaul, is he an athlete? - No, Decurion. 133 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:47,719 Is he wild? No, Decurion. 134 00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:50,597 Then it is my chance! 135 00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:53,641 Perhaps, last in a life. 136 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,842 Stay behind! 137 00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:36,684 Forward, forward, forward! 138 00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:39,020 - Do not approach! - You will be mine, the gaul! 139 00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:40,480 Grab! 140 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:47,737 Help me! Great, we grabbed him! Tie him up! 141 00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:17,892 What is it? What do you have there? 142 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:21,020 It's Panacea's ribon. 143 00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:25,108 Something is wrong. We must find them. 144 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:36,119 Druid Getafix, apparently, the romans are about to attack the village. 145 00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:41,791 I must prepare magic potion just in case. 146 00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:50,717 Gaul and his girl. 147 00:17:58,099 --> 00:18:02,270 You wished to make good impression, Decurion?. Well, soldier, that now you can. 148 00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,314 I wanted to make You happy! 149 00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:08,526 I never shall forget you. You will far go, I promise. 150 00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:10,195 Yes! 151 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:13,740 To the most distant post of an overseas foreign legion! 152 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,784 Really, to Condatum? 153 00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:19,120 Really, to Condatum! And captives you will take away with yourself! 154 00:18:20,038 --> 00:18:23,124 - You don't need them? - I don't have any need of them even for money! 155 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:27,045 If I leave them here, the other gauls will tear everything down in effort to bring them back. 156 00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:29,089 And if I release them, they will revenge. 157 00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:32,425 By Jupiter, I need to get rid of them, and of you too! 158 00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:40,201 Something does not suffice. 159 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,841 Great druid Getafix! 160 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:58,011 The romans have captured Panacea! 161 00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:02,140 Well, again. Go collect people. 162 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:09,230 Now it's good. 163 00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:14,402 Rise in turn! 164 00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:21,493 Have you noticed, today I did not ask for the magic potion? No, no. 165 00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:24,579 In fact I already know, that if I ask for it... 166 00:20:24,579 --> 00:20:33,463 ...that you will tell me again how I fell into it when I was a kid. 167 00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:35,465 So give, spill. All the same to me. 168 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:06,454 Gauls, forward! We shall rescue them! 169 00:21:09,457 --> 00:21:11,501 Only it is not necessary to swear! 170 00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:14,170 Don't push me! I want to be heard! 171 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,214 Depart, I shall show them! 172 00:21:16,256 --> 00:21:21,553 Gauls, gauls, gauls! Gauls are attacking! 173 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:26,558 Let me, I also want to beat romans! 174 00:21:29,227 --> 00:21:32,105 Do not worry, we'll get them all! 175 00:21:32,147 --> 00:21:34,983 Arrange cohorts in three rows! 176 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:37,485 In three rows arranged! 177 00:21:42,198 --> 00:21:44,409 Legionares, spears out! 178 00:21:44,451 --> 00:21:46,411 Spears out! 179 00:21:47,328 --> 00:21:49,539 Ah you, gauls, prepare the fists! 180 00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:01,968 Stand still and that will be worse! 181 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,485 There was a month of fog, I have taken a knife out of a pocket. 182 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,948 Obelix, may I? 183 00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:27,035 Great. Like this? Yes. 184 00:22:52,102 --> 00:22:55,188 Came, seen and played. 185 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:58,691 Gaul, I am ready to admit my defeat and give my life to you. 186 00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:03,071 Romans know how to die. Take a sword and allow me to leave with honour. 187 00:23:03,071 --> 00:23:06,741 You what, have gone mad? I am going to pull your ears! 188 00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:08,827 I aks you for the last time - where are the captives? 189 00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:12,372 They have been taken to the most distant post of the overseas legion. 190 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,958 Obelix, we have to go! 191 00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:19,754 - Yes, yes, I'm coming! - To the most distant post of the overseas legion! 192 00:23:19,796 --> 00:23:22,674 - I am free? - Yes, free. 193 00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:27,637 Friends, neighbours, gauls, All village counts on you! 194 00:23:27,679 --> 00:23:30,765 We understand what responsibility lays on you! 195 00:23:30,807 --> 00:23:33,852 Here, this is your stock of magic potion, Asterix. 196 00:23:33,893 --> 00:23:37,021 Protect it, you will need it on your long journey. 197 00:23:37,063 --> 00:23:41,151 Who knows what dangers wait for you there! 198 00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:45,280 It is in Latin. - Means: "The die has been cast". 199 00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:04,090 Condatum. 200 00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:13,475 It is necessary to learn, where there is their headquaters. I shall ask the first Roman soldier we meet. 201 00:24:13,516 --> 00:24:15,477 Dogmatix! 202 00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:23,651 - Left, straight! Left, straight! - Let's stop the patrol and ask. 203 00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:28,740 - Perfect! - Hey, Obelix, I didn't have that in mind! 204 00:24:29,657 --> 00:24:31,659 Too late. 205 00:24:32,285 --> 00:24:35,914 - It was necessary just to stop them. - And now they don't move. 206 00:24:35,955 --> 00:24:38,416 It is necessary to be polite sometimes. 207 00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:43,463 Sir, would you be so kind, as to tell us where there is the headquaters. 208 00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:47,092 - The third turn to the right. - Many thanks, sir. 209 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:50,637 Here you see, it is necessary to be polite always and everywhere. 210 00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:54,682 Wait here. 211 00:24:55,683 --> 00:25:00,021 I won't let in Gauls. If you wish to enter the army - wait in line. 212 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,524 I simply wish to ask something. 213 00:25:02,565 --> 00:25:04,943 - Wait in the line, I've told you! - I'm in a hurry! 214 00:25:04,984 --> 00:25:06,945 Then give up! 215 00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:12,242 So it is better. 216 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:18,540 I do not understand, in what does Asterix's politeness differ from mine? 217 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:25,171 - Please tell me, where is a department of the information? - I do not know. The information is in a department of the information. 218 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:29,342 Aha, here it is. 219 00:25:29,634 --> 00:25:32,178 Strange, who needs the information? 220 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:34,639 Well, come on, you'll dreak down the door! 221 00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,641 As you wish! 222 00:25:38,476 --> 00:25:42,105 Nobody here? Ah, you are here! 223 00:25:42,147 --> 00:25:47,360 I'm in a need of one information. I'm looking for a legionare Tragicomix. You have enlisted him. 224 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,447 It is a secret information. I can not give it to you. 225 00:25:50,488 --> 00:25:51,990 Why? 226 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:55,660 Because it does not concern impudent gauls, such as yourself. 227 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:59,831 Last time I ask- Where now is Tragicomix? 228 00:25:59,873 --> 00:26:03,001 Give him a copy of orders on a march. Quickly! 229 00:26:03,042 --> 00:26:06,129 - Orders on a march, sir. - Many thanks. 230 00:26:06,171 --> 00:26:08,757 Here, that means to be polite. 231 00:26:09,382 --> 00:26:11,843 Obelix! Obelix! 232 00:26:11,885 --> 00:26:13,845 I'm going! 233 00:26:14,471 --> 00:26:17,140 Stop! To the line, like all the others! 234 00:26:17,182 --> 00:26:24,481 Hey, Asterix! The Roman with whom you were is extremely polite, very polite with me too! 235 00:26:24,522 --> 00:26:26,983 What do you think, can be I with him very polite? 236 00:26:27,025 --> 00:26:28,485 Certainly! 237 00:26:28,526 --> 00:26:34,199 Lift a chin, I shall show you how cultural and polite I can be. 238 00:26:42,082 --> 00:26:44,667 Tragicomix and Panacea have been taken to Africa. 239 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:48,296 We can get there, we just need to enter the Roman legion, and immediately. 240 00:26:48,338 --> 00:26:52,634 - Read. - Latin, Greek, it's all the same to me. 241 00:26:55,595 --> 00:26:57,597 It's us again!!! 242 00:27:07,565 --> 00:27:11,611 Well, here you are gathered, young volunteers, so wellcome. 243 00:27:11,653 --> 00:27:15,990 So if you please, I'm your humble instructor Dubious Otatus. 244 00:27:16,032 --> 00:27:19,536 What a wonderful idea - to fight for romans. 245 00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:23,039 And now I ask you to follow me here, gentlemen, here. That's it. 246 00:27:23,081 --> 00:27:28,920 Now I present you Hakuswriteus, who will enlist you all. 247 00:27:28,962 --> 00:27:32,632 - What is he saying? - It doesn't matter, we are in a hurry. 248 00:27:32,674 --> 00:27:37,720 - Come on. What is your name? - Constantlywithoutworx. I'm from Londonium. 249 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:43,059 - Next. - I'm from Iberia. Pedros Gonsales. 250 00:27:43,101 --> 00:27:45,103 How do you spell it? 251 00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:47,856 Just write down "Ole!", or else we'll spend the whole day writting it down. 252 00:27:47,897 --> 00:27:51,151 And finaly, there are two gauls. 253 00:27:52,277 --> 00:27:55,530 Asterix and Obelix! Move that hammer faster, we are wasting time! 254 00:27:57,574 --> 00:27:59,784 Soldier Opaella needs a fish or a chicken. 255 00:27:59,826 --> 00:28:01,828 Well here we are in the army. 256 00:28:01,870 --> 00:28:07,876 Silece! No jokes! Now you are in the army! 257 00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:12,005 - I was speaking. - Back in line! A step back! 258 00:28:12,297 --> 00:28:16,801 - I shall make the soldiers out of you! - Should I be polite with him as well? 259 00:28:16,843 --> 00:28:18,845 - No, it is not necessary yet. - Silence! 260 00:28:18,887 --> 00:28:21,014 - What did he say? - What did he say? 261 00:28:21,055 --> 00:28:23,391 - What did he say? - What did he say? 262 00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:25,769 He wants to know what did You say. 263 00:28:25,769 --> 00:28:27,687 I said - silence! 264 00:28:27,729 --> 00:28:30,774 - What did he say? - Silence! 265 00:28:30,774 --> 00:28:33,860 Silence!!! 266 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:39,240 All right, let's all calm down. So, what was I saying? I have forgotten everything. So, he has asked me and I have told him that. 267 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,409 - It is possible to ask a question? - What? 268 00:28:41,451 --> 00:28:44,621 About the money. How much is legionare payed per day? 269 00:28:44,662 --> 00:28:47,749 - One sestecia. - Ah, my God, it is impossible! 270 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:49,292 - Two! - No, one! 271 00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:50,627 - Two! - One! 272 00:28:50,668 --> 00:28:51,836 - Two! - One! 273 00:28:51,836 --> 00:28:52,921 - Two! - One! 274 00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:58,885 Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres! Viva, viva, viva, Espagnia! Ole! 275 00:28:58,927 --> 00:29:02,263 Hey, roman, when will we proceed? When we'll start training? 276 00:29:03,389 --> 00:29:05,475 - What is it? - Lunch! 277 00:29:05,517 --> 00:29:07,519 - Soup! - Soup! 278 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:12,774 - Soup! - Great idea, my belly is already empty. 279 00:29:12,816 --> 00:29:14,818 Yes, I also think that mine is empty. 280 00:29:14,859 --> 00:29:19,739 So, Decurion Doubious Otatus, this is how you brng regruits into shape. 281 00:29:24,119 --> 00:29:26,788 What did Decurion told us, soup is bad? 282 00:29:26,788 --> 00:29:32,127 You know that, I think, I've fallen in love. Yes, I've fallen in love. 283 00:29:32,168 --> 00:29:35,255 Eat! Eat! Eat! 284 00:29:35,255 --> 00:29:38,758 Asterix, and to us they will give a wild boar, right? 285 00:29:40,385 --> 00:29:42,971 Yes, stronger the army, worse meals. 286 00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:45,849 They do that intentionally, so that the soldiers eould be more malicious. 287 00:29:58,653 --> 00:30:01,781 Thus, the Roman army is the strongest in the world. 288 00:30:01,823 --> 00:30:03,867 That is interesting, what have you put in there? 289 00:30:03,908 --> 00:30:05,702 Soup of the legionary. 290 00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:09,372 Weat, old stale cheese, wild nuts - all mixed and cooked together to save time. 291 00:30:09,414 --> 00:30:13,752 - And every day like that? - No. Double ration for Easter. 292 00:30:13,793 --> 00:30:16,212 This is impossible to eat it! What a nasty thing! 293 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:19,215 Excellent. 294 00:30:19,215 --> 00:30:21,259 Wonderful. 295 00:30:21,301 --> 00:30:23,261 Superb. 296 00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:27,766 Hey, are you the guy who prepare meal for everybody? 297 00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:30,393 - Yes, why? - Why?! Those are slops! 298 00:30:30,435 --> 00:30:34,898 If you wish so, you may irder your favourite meal... 299 00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:36,649 Certainly. I would order a wild boar. 300 00:30:36,691 --> 00:30:41,154 I see, You have rather refine taste. Or, as they say, your taste in food is very delicate. 301 00:30:41,196 --> 00:30:44,199 That's right! Great that you have understood us, cook. 302 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,535 Get out of my kitchen, or I'll throw you out into the furnace! 303 00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:50,789 Asterix, may I be polite with him? 304 00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:52,874 It seems, my friend, that he did not present us with other choice. 305 00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:54,876 The main thing is- do not twist your head. 306 00:31:01,007 --> 00:31:06,054 Listen, cook, each time when you don't prepare us our meal, we shall come back. 307 00:31:10,058 --> 00:31:14,104 Soupslopius, are they gone? 308 00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:17,857 Yes, gone. 309 00:31:17,857 --> 00:31:20,443 Quickly find somewhere wild boars, partridges, a salmon... 310 00:31:20,485 --> 00:31:23,113 ...and fresh cream. 311 00:31:23,154 --> 00:31:25,156 I understand boss. 312 00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:30,120 And before you leave, make fire a bit less. 313 00:31:31,955 --> 00:31:37,168 You are enlisted in the first legion, the third cohort, the second manipulus, in the first centurio! 314 00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:39,796 You must report to the commanders! 315 00:31:39,838 --> 00:31:42,632 The dwarf, report! 316 00:31:42,924 --> 00:31:46,511 - Asterix from Galia. - I'm Obelix, and what is your name? 317 00:31:46,553 --> 00:31:51,641 Decurion Dubious Otatus, the first legion, the third cohort! You two, back in line! 318 00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,101 Silence! 319 00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:58,565 So, now spear throwing! Try to hit the target, legionare Obeliks! 320 00:31:58,606 --> 00:32:00,525 Come on! 321 00:32:03,236 --> 00:32:07,824 Oh! Well, I did everything that I could! It's not so simple to find a wild boar! 322 00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:11,202 And now I shall teach you to fight with the sword! 323 00:32:11,244 --> 00:32:14,164 Since you are new, they are made of wood! 324 00:32:14,247 --> 00:32:17,292 So, begin! Begin! Guard yourself! 325 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:21,921 - Why is it made of wood? - Do as he tells you to! We should not waste the time! 326 00:32:21,963 --> 00:32:24,549 - Guard yourself! - As you say! 327 00:32:30,472 --> 00:32:34,559 Decurion, I shall not eat this soup, it tastes like spoiled! 328 00:32:38,188 --> 00:32:41,858 Legionares, your training is over! 329 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:45,487 Tomorrow in the morning you will go to Masilia, from where will ship take you to Africa! 330 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,530 It was about time. 331 00:32:47,572 --> 00:32:52,285 - I should gather my things. - I hope they will not forget to bring the cook. 332 00:32:53,828 --> 00:32:56,956 All of you are soldiers of my army and will soon battle as romans! 333 00:32:56,956 --> 00:32:59,876 - As romans? - Yes, and romans! 334 00:32:59,918 --> 00:33:02,796 Like those romans?! Ha-ha-ha! 335 00:33:06,299 --> 00:33:10,428 So, as you were! All to sleep! Tomorrow in 5 in the morning we begin a campaign! 336 00:33:15,725 --> 00:33:19,896 A bunch of pityful barbarians! Now they are not so ridiculous to you, right? 337 00:33:19,938 --> 00:33:24,067 Left, right! Left, right! March forward ifor the glory of Rome! 338 00:33:24,109 --> 00:33:27,153 I' wathing for those who lag behind me! 339 00:33:27,195 --> 00:33:31,282 After me, Decurion Dubious Otatus! There's still a long way ahead of us! 340 00:33:37,414 --> 00:33:40,458 In the name of a beard of the druid, look those lagging behind. 341 00:33:42,627 --> 00:33:44,838 One drink - and I shall carry entire cohort. 342 00:33:54,806 --> 00:33:57,809 Today we spend the night here. Halt! 343 00:33:58,935 --> 00:34:03,064 With this rate we shall reach Masilia in 4 days. 344 00:34:03,690 --> 00:34:07,777 - You think, it will be easy to find them? - Certainly, easily. 345 00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:12,031 Here is Masilia, a silent small fishermen village. 346 00:34:12,073 --> 00:34:14,033 Good. Good. 347 00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:26,504 Everything will suffice. I do not wish to go any more. I want to go home, to Rome. 348 00:34:27,464 --> 00:34:30,592 Throw your things and pair up! 349 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,635 And it is possible for us to sit down together? 350 00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:36,848 We very much in a hurry! Is everything ready? Raise anchor! 351 00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:38,850 Usually I speak - raise anchor! 352 00:35:07,045 --> 00:35:09,047 Good by friends! 353 00:35:33,363 --> 00:35:36,366 Centurion Gorilasgreatus! 354 00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:45,125 I welcome you, Centurion Gorilasgreatus. I'm at Your service. 355 00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:48,503 Work, gaul! 356 00:35:53,508 --> 00:35:55,510 Waitress, drink! 357 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,638 Hey, and to me a beer! 358 00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,286 Has the wind damaged a fence? 359 00:36:21,327 --> 00:36:25,498 Yes, when the wind blows, nothing can resist it. 360 00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:28,918 I also can't resist something. 361 00:36:35,383 --> 00:36:36,301 No! 362 00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:40,096 Your new waitress is very vivid. 363 00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:44,017 Yes. She's our new gaul. 364 00:36:44,058 --> 00:36:47,896 Girl from Galia! Ah, Paris! 365 00:36:47,896 --> 00:36:51,983 Can she speak to me on Franch or Latin? 366 00:36:58,865 --> 00:37:03,953 Move your hands! Help! Leave me! Let me go! 367 00:37:05,121 --> 00:37:09,209 You - hideous beast! Leave! Go away! 368 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:13,463 - Panacea, here! - Stop them! Guards! 369 00:37:13,505 --> 00:37:15,465 Stop! Stop! 370 00:37:24,933 --> 00:37:28,978 Where they're going there's nothing but the sand and the sun. 371 00:37:30,146 --> 00:37:33,024 The desert will become their tomb. 372 00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:19,446 Here are the new reinforcements. I've brought them here, Centurion Gorilasgreatus. 373 00:38:19,487 --> 00:38:22,240 Dubious Otatus, you have carried out the order. I am pleased with you. 374 00:38:22,282 --> 00:38:26,369 Send newcomers to fix the fence, it is necessary to close up a gap before the wind rises. 375 00:38:49,392 --> 00:38:51,394 Lift! 376 00:38:56,274 --> 00:38:58,485 My helmet! 377 00:39:00,862 --> 00:39:03,698 That is necessary. There are many romans here. 378 00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:08,078 Don't beat them, Obelix. They are our friends now. 379 00:39:08,661 --> 00:39:12,749 - Romans - our friends? - Right, since we are the romans now. 380 00:39:14,209 --> 00:39:18,296 So, you mean, we are now friends of our enemies? 381 00:39:19,464 --> 00:39:22,675 - Explain it to me. - We have no time for that. Let's help him. 382 00:39:34,229 --> 00:39:38,149 Now nobody can get out of here. 383 00:39:38,191 --> 00:39:40,902 Those two which ran into the desert may be considered dead. 384 00:39:40,944 --> 00:39:43,863 - Which two? - The guy and the girl. Both gauls. 385 00:39:43,905 --> 00:39:46,741 - Ran into the desert. - Tragicomics and Panacea? 386 00:39:46,783 --> 00:39:51,121 - You didn't know about that? - Now we know! There's no point in us staying here anymore! 387 00:39:51,162 --> 00:39:54,624 Deserters! Guards! Guards! 388 00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:57,502 - Are we all still friends? - No, now we are enemies. 389 00:39:57,544 --> 00:40:01,214 - Us and the romans? - Now we are. Do you understand? 390 00:40:03,216 --> 00:40:05,260 And now, open the door, Obelix! 391 00:40:05,301 --> 00:40:08,304 May I ask why we had to close them before? 392 00:40:49,804 --> 00:40:52,390 Not many caravans pass through here. 393 00:40:52,432 --> 00:40:55,018 You were fortunate that we have found you here. 394 00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:57,604 We will take you to Zi. 395 00:40:57,645 --> 00:41:01,858 - And why are we tied up? - It's so you wouldn't fell off cammel. 396 00:41:01,858 --> 00:41:04,986 - Who are you? Merchants? 397 00:41:04,986 --> 00:41:09,115 Yes, merchants. To be precise - slave traders. 398 00:41:09,157 --> 00:41:14,996 Romans will pay a great sum of money for you. You are a collection items - two beloveds. 399 00:41:23,171 --> 00:41:27,884 Slaves on sale! Approach and choose! The guaranteed quality! 400 00:41:27,926 --> 00:41:30,553 Vikings from fjords in excellent condition! 401 00:41:30,595 --> 00:41:33,932 Second-hand slaves under a special price! Slaves for all occasions! 402 00:41:33,973 --> 00:41:37,227 - With 6 months guarantee! All are healthy! - Is he in a good condition? 403 00:41:37,268 --> 00:41:42,440 Been in slavery for only 10 years, belonged to one old woman, helped her to knit! 404 00:41:42,482 --> 00:41:47,612 No, he's not for me. To me it is necessary to aquire a brawny macho slave for circus Maksimus. 405 00:41:50,824 --> 00:41:54,494 Hasan, you, like, trade with africans? 406 00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:59,457 They have arived from Africa, but they are gauls. 407 00:41:59,499 --> 00:42:04,003 So, the girl does not interest me, but the guy is strong. 408 00:42:04,045 --> 00:42:08,466 - Well, how much is he? - I sell them both to you for 3.000. 409 00:42:09,592 --> 00:42:11,594 3.000 is too much. 410 00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:16,141 But for that sum you receive great goods! They have lived on surburb of Gallia, in Armorica! 411 00:42:16,182 --> 00:42:19,978 In Armorica? Yes, Hasan. 412 00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:26,234 And your stand is not as wide as usual, eh, Hasan? 413 00:42:26,276 --> 00:42:30,613 Imagine what the prefect of Rome would say about that. You will not be allowed to trade anymore. 414 00:42:30,613 --> 00:42:34,909 Why sould I argue with my old friend? 2.000! Do we agree now? 415 00:42:34,951 --> 00:42:36,953 Certanly, my friend. 416 00:42:36,995 --> 00:42:41,708 Usually for this kind of slaves you need to have a licence. Have you been asked for it on customs? 417 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:46,045 Yes. Only one thousand. Is it possible in cash? 418 00:42:46,087 --> 00:42:51,342 And the regulal taxes, brother, have they been payed? 419 00:42:51,384 --> 00:42:53,386 500, Gaius Flavius. 420 00:42:53,428 --> 00:42:57,056 Yes, and still. And you filed all payment taxes? 421 00:42:57,098 --> 00:43:00,685 It would be a great honor for me to give them to you... 422 00:43:00,685 --> 00:43:05,899 ... as a sign on the infinite gratitude and respect for You, oh, great roman! 423 00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:09,027 Well, I couldn't take them as a present, I cannot. But since you insist, I shall not upset you. 424 00:43:09,069 --> 00:43:11,529 It is necessary to transport the goods. Come on. 425 00:43:12,155 --> 00:43:16,242 You see, it is always possible to agree. It is just necessary to be able to bargain. 426 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,377 Look! 427 00:43:30,924 --> 00:43:32,926 Caravan! 428 00:43:33,468 --> 00:43:36,137 There are more and more people in the desert. 429 00:43:36,179 --> 00:43:39,224 - Where are you from? - From Galia. 430 00:43:39,265 --> 00:43:41,726 - You as well? - What do you mean by that? 431 00:43:41,768 --> 00:43:46,981 I have just sold, that is I have given a ride to a couple from Gallia to Zi. 432 00:43:46,981 --> 00:43:49,901 - Would you take us as well? - Of course! 433 00:43:49,943 --> 00:43:53,947 - However, we have absolutely no money. It's a free-of-charge service. 434 00:43:53,988 --> 00:43:57,951 No, no, the buyer will pay me. Catch them! Quickly! 435 00:44:01,162 --> 00:44:03,164 Asterix, are they our friends? 436 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,169 - No, I wouldn't say so. - Good. 437 00:44:36,656 --> 00:44:41,661 Asterix, since now we are not romans, where do we go? 438 00:44:41,661 --> 00:44:43,705 - To Rome. - To Rome? 439 00:44:43,747 --> 00:44:47,792 Yes. There they sold Tragicomix and Panacea to slavery. 440 00:44:55,383 --> 00:44:58,928 Well, Gaius Flavius, when will my triumph be finished? 441 00:44:58,970 --> 00:45:01,598 Coloseum will be ready, Caesar. 442 00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:06,853 - What is in the program? - About that, it'll be amazing! 443 00:45:06,895 --> 00:45:09,939 We will set free 10.000 pigeons... 444 00:45:09,981 --> 00:45:14,152 ... then the chariot race will begin and the best equestrians will delight crowd. 445 00:45:14,194 --> 00:45:16,905 After that, in arena will enter the gladiators. 446 00:45:16,946 --> 00:45:22,494 Oh, great Caesar, have You known that such people are but a few in the world. 447 00:45:22,535 --> 00:45:26,623 Giants. Strong as bears. Quick as foxes. 448 00:45:26,706 --> 00:45:31,961 After them, in front of You will pass the slaves representing every country of Your empire. 449 00:45:32,003 --> 00:45:35,965 - No exeption? - No. Finally, Caesar. 450 00:45:36,007 --> 00:45:42,806 Even the rebellious gauls, presenting gauls will bow to You on circus sand. 451 00:45:42,847 --> 00:45:45,809 - Never! - Hey, how dare you? 452 00:45:45,850 --> 00:45:48,728 Caesar, do not pay attention. 453 00:45:48,728 --> 00:45:51,022 No, as the son of the valorous leader I do not recognize myself as the slave! 454 00:45:51,064 --> 00:45:53,733 And he is insolent, your young gaul. 455 00:45:53,775 --> 00:45:56,861 - Yes obey gaul! - No, Gaius, he is right. 456 00:45:56,903 --> 00:46:01,282 I will personally see to it that he is treated in acording to his status. 457 00:46:01,324 --> 00:46:03,535 Put him in solitary! 458 00:46:03,576 --> 00:46:06,246 No, we will not be separated! 459 00:46:06,287 --> 00:46:09,791 Girl was wrong to speak like that. Pardon her, Caesar. 460 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:12,502 - I'd rather die! - Die? 461 00:46:12,544 --> 00:46:15,505 If that is what you wish, there's nothing simplier. 462 00:46:15,547 --> 00:46:19,759 Put them both in Colise prison, and then throw them to the lions! 463 00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:23,930 My cats have a great apetite, you'll see that yourself. 464 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:07,974 Well, is that Rome? 465 00:47:08,016 --> 00:47:10,685 Yes, Obelix, we've arrived. 466 00:47:10,727 --> 00:47:14,856 - What shall we eat? - There must be somewhere a slave market. 467 00:47:18,526 --> 00:47:21,613 Hasan Ven Leader, You sell the slaves from Africa? 468 00:47:21,654 --> 00:47:23,448 Yes, I've sold two of them. 469 00:47:23,490 --> 00:47:26,159 Right, to whome did you sell those two gauls? 470 00:47:26,201 --> 00:47:29,621 - You require the information? - Well, that's going to cost you. 471 00:47:30,747 --> 00:47:32,749 Obelix. 472 00:47:34,918 --> 00:47:37,003 Just 500. 473 00:47:37,003 --> 00:47:40,131 Alright, 100. Ok, I'll tell you all for free. 474 00:47:40,173 --> 00:47:43,009 - Do you want more? - No. 475 00:47:43,051 --> 00:47:46,721 He is called Gaius Flavius, he's tall, large man. You'll recognize him with no problem. 476 00:47:46,763 --> 00:47:50,350 He always dreses in red, he has a white toga, and often goes to the pool. 477 00:47:50,391 --> 00:47:54,437 Many thanks, Hasan Ven Veader. 478 00:47:58,358 --> 00:47:59,317 That's it. 479 00:47:59,734 --> 00:48:04,030 As my parents used to say, agreements are always possible, one just needs to know how to trade. 480 00:48:16,459 --> 00:48:21,005 Respectable citizen, Would you wish to undress? 481 00:48:21,673 --> 00:48:24,676 - Is he our friend? - Yes, friend. Do as he says. 482 00:48:34,352 --> 00:48:38,440 We're in so few clothes. I hope we shall not catch a cold. 483 00:48:42,694 --> 00:48:46,614 - You can't get in, shorty! - How dare you speak to him like that? 484 00:48:46,656 --> 00:48:49,117 I haven't spoken to you, fatty. 485 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:51,453 Asterix, as I see it, he's not our friend. 486 00:48:51,494 --> 00:48:53,747 - I'm afraid he's not. - Good. 487 00:48:56,750 --> 00:49:01,421 Anyway, I can't see anyone wearing a white toga. There's nothing for us to do here. Let's go. 488 00:49:02,130 --> 00:49:07,177 Magnificent. That man is just born to become gladiator. 489 00:49:07,552 --> 00:49:09,262 What? 490 00:49:09,304 --> 00:49:16,019 Wait, I need to fresh up. Look, Asterix, I'll dive. 491 00:49:28,281 --> 00:49:31,576 I need him. I must have him. 492 00:49:31,618 --> 00:49:33,620 There's no more water in the pool. 493 00:49:33,661 --> 00:49:35,747 By a beard of the druid, you are detaining us. 494 00:49:35,789 --> 00:49:38,792 Alright, alright, alright. I'm going, I'm going. 495 00:49:43,171 --> 00:49:45,215 I need those two. 496 00:49:45,256 --> 00:49:48,551 - And what about the dwarf? - He, too, is necessary. He's the leader. 497 00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:54,682 Well, come to me, my little poet. Well, do you feel my lovely Dogmatix. 498 00:49:54,724 --> 00:49:58,853 We must find Gaius Flavius, since he knows where our friends are. Let's go. 499 00:49:58,895 --> 00:50:03,024 All is well, my beloved. Do not worry, pappa is with you. 500 00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:06,528 Move, Obelix, we have stayed hare for too long already. Hurry up, Obelix! 501 00:50:06,569 --> 00:50:12,367 Mister Asterix, I have the right to speak to Dogmatix whenever I want. 502 00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:15,870 Mister Obelix, we have no time! 503 00:50:15,870 --> 00:50:21,209 If you don't stop shouting, you will frighten little Dogmatix. Calm down. 504 00:50:21,251 --> 00:50:23,253 I'm calm! 505 00:50:23,294 --> 00:50:28,758 Me too. Very calm! 506 00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:42,522 - Do you know Gaius Flavius? - Certanly. Very well. 507 00:50:44,524 --> 00:50:49,612 He has the school for gladiators and he's very interested in You. Grab him! 508 00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:52,782 Oh, my magic potion! 509 00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:58,288 Asterix is always yelling at me, I don't know why. 510 00:50:58,329 --> 00:51:00,248 Well, let's go, Dogmatix. 511 00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:25,064 It works, just not always. 512 00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:31,112 Interesting. Where did Asterix go? 513 00:51:35,241 --> 00:51:37,786 I'm suddenly tired. 514 00:52:09,150 --> 00:52:11,152 Asterix! 515 00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:16,950 Is there anybody here? 516 00:52:16,991 --> 00:52:19,452 No, we are closed. 517 00:52:20,620 --> 00:52:22,622 Asterix! 518 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:26,251 Asterix! 519 00:52:40,974 --> 00:52:44,018 Asterix! 520 00:52:44,644 --> 00:52:47,647 Where are you? 521 00:52:59,951 --> 00:53:05,165 Wait. Look, there's the second gaul. It is necessary to catch it. Go after him. 522 00:53:05,206 --> 00:53:08,293 - Where will you go? - I'll cover you. 523 00:53:08,334 --> 00:53:10,378 Where is Asterix? 524 00:53:10,378 --> 00:53:12,380 Get him! 525 00:53:19,012 --> 00:53:21,514 Asterix! 526 00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:27,020 Asterix! 527 00:53:35,528 --> 00:53:36,613 Dogmatix! 528 00:53:38,323 --> 00:53:41,493 Wait! Where are you going? 529 00:53:42,494 --> 00:53:44,454 Come to me, my little poet! 530 00:53:57,592 --> 00:53:59,302 Obelix! 531 00:53:59,344 --> 00:54:01,012 Asterix! 532 00:54:04,682 --> 00:54:06,684 Asterix! 533 00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:15,819 Asterix! 534 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:18,905 Obelix! Obelix! 535 00:54:25,787 --> 00:54:27,789 Asterix! 536 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:32,335 Asterix! 537 00:54:32,544 --> 00:54:34,671 Obelix! 538 00:54:38,299 --> 00:54:41,928 Obelix! Obelix! 539 00:54:41,928 --> 00:54:43,888 It's me! 540 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:50,478 Obelix! Obelix! 541 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,815 Asterix! Asterix! 542 00:55:01,823 --> 00:55:08,037 Well done, well done! Obelix, it's fortunate for me, that you have appeared in time. 543 00:55:10,206 --> 00:55:12,709 But, unfortunately, I have lost magic potion. 544 00:55:12,751 --> 00:55:15,754 And I have lost Dogmatix, he ran away. 545 00:57:03,737 --> 00:57:06,781 What is that singing in Coloseum? 546 00:57:08,450 --> 00:57:12,537 The slave from Gallia every night sings the same song. 547 00:57:13,037 --> 00:57:15,498 - From Galia, you say? - Yes. 548 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:19,294 On the day of Caesar's triumph she will be cast to the lions. 549 00:57:19,335 --> 00:57:22,422 - And I'm without a magic potion. - What did you say? 550 00:57:22,464 --> 00:57:25,508 I said - I'd love to get into the circus to take a look. 551 00:57:25,550 --> 00:57:33,433 Yes, but it's well protected everywhere. they let in only those, who are doomed to death - lions and gladiators. 552 00:57:33,475 --> 00:57:37,520 We'll get in! We'll become gladiators! 553 00:57:39,397 --> 00:57:48,073 You dishonour honour of school Kaja Flavija! We need strond men instead of prima-donnas! 554 00:57:48,114 --> 00:57:54,329 There you go! So much more lively! Beat it strongly! Strongly! You are too slow! 555 00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:57,999 It is not necessary to walk around in cicles! 556 00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:01,628 Hold that sword harder! Hold that sword harder! 557 00:58:01,669 --> 00:58:03,671 That is not a bouquet of flowers! 558 00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:05,757 You are the gladiators, not dancers! 559 00:58:05,799 --> 00:58:10,470 You are just hopless! None of you have any talent! 560 00:58:10,512 --> 00:58:15,141 That big gaul - that's what I need for this presentation! 561 00:58:15,183 --> 00:58:20,396 He should be the main gladiator for Caesar, since you all are just a bunch of freeloaders! 562 00:58:20,396 --> 00:58:25,568 I don't care how, just find them! Put in the search all of the army! 563 00:58:25,610 --> 00:58:28,696 I need them today, do you understand? 564 00:58:28,738 --> 00:58:31,783 Bring them to me! Quickly! Leave now! 565 00:58:31,825 --> 00:58:35,620 You too! Stop irritating me with that coin! 566 00:58:42,293 --> 00:58:44,337 Are you Gaius Flavius? 567 00:58:44,379 --> 00:58:48,007 Who, you? Ah, me. Yes. No. 568 00:58:48,049 --> 00:58:50,051 Are you Gaius Flavius? 569 00:58:50,093 --> 00:58:54,180 Yes. That is, no. Not quite. But I used to be him. 570 00:58:54,222 --> 00:58:56,391 We want to become gladiators. 571 00:58:58,435 --> 00:59:01,563 Gladiators? You want to become gladiators? 572 00:59:01,604 --> 00:59:04,149 In that case, I am Gaius Flavius. 573 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:08,319 Than again, becoming a gladiator is not easy, but I'm willing to help you. 574 00:59:08,361 --> 00:59:11,823 - Only make it fast, we are in a hurry. - Strongly, weaklings! Even strongly! 575 00:59:11,823 --> 00:59:14,826 Dubious Otatus, I have a two candidates here, take a look at them! 576 00:59:17,704 --> 00:59:19,706 So, you want to become gladiators? 577 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:24,961 Well, I shall send you to a trainer. 578 00:59:25,003 --> 00:59:28,131 He is the strictes trainer I've ever seen. 579 00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:30,800 Where are those two puppies? 580 00:59:34,429 --> 00:59:39,642 No! Forgive me! Forgive me! Don't do that to me, Gaius! I do not wish to die! 581 00:59:39,684 --> 00:59:44,856 My God, just not that! I cannot, I can not, I can not, I can not! 582 00:59:44,898 --> 00:59:46,941 We want to become gladiators. 583 00:59:46,983 --> 00:59:48,943 Teach us. 584 01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:15,804 Gladiators, we have two beginners! Children, give them a good lesson! 585 01:00:48,461 --> 01:00:53,049 Everything it finished. Good bye, Gaius. 586 01:00:53,091 --> 01:00:55,093 Where are you going? 587 01:00:55,135 --> 01:00:58,555 I wish my pension to be sent to my mother. 588 01:01:32,046 --> 01:01:35,091 Circus Coloseum: For the first time on arena gladiators Asterix and Obelix. 589 01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:47,437 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 590 01:01:47,479 --> 01:01:50,607 Caesar, this is our triumph. That is, I ment, Your triumph, Caesar. 591 01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:52,817 You have magnificently presented Rome. 592 01:01:52,817 --> 01:01:54,944 With all my humbleness I recieve those complements. 593 01:01:54,986 --> 01:01:59,324 I hope everything goes well, or else, as I've already said, you will be the main act. 594 01:01:59,365 --> 01:02:01,576 Let the games begin! 595 01:02:01,576 --> 01:02:05,080 Let the games begin! 596 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:29,562 From the farthest provinces of the empire! Brits, gotts, egiptians, liberians! 597 01:02:29,604 --> 01:02:37,946 The slaves from all conquered countriesbow their head in the presence of the great Caesar on the sand of the arena! 598 01:02:37,987 --> 01:02:42,117 From all corners of the world, dressed in animal skins! 599 01:02:42,158 --> 01:02:45,203 The greatest presentation on earth! 600 01:02:45,245 --> 01:02:48,331 All roads lead to Rome, and today everything is here! 601 01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:51,459 Help me, Lord, give me streinght, my throat is as dry as Sahara desert. 602 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:55,630 As a highlight of our programme, straight from Galia, come the barabarians... 603 01:02:55,630 --> 01:02:59,801 ...which wouldn't submit to our great emperor Caesar! 604 01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:03,930 In the end of this presentation they will be thrown to hungry to lions! 605 01:03:07,142 --> 01:03:11,312 The emperor, allmighty and infinitely generous... 606 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:16,526 ...has alowed them to protect themselves with their bare hands! 607 01:03:16,568 --> 01:03:18,528 You are too kind, Caesar. 608 01:03:19,654 --> 01:03:24,826 I know, Gaius. Great Caesar is mercyfull to the fallen. 609 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:31,124 And here comes the moment all of you have been waiting for! Here it is, chariots race! 610 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:36,171 A gift from our immortal emperor to romans and fellow citizens! 611 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,966 Where is that gaul, who until now rode that chariot? 612 01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:43,094 - Mekanix? I dunno. - How are we gonna race without him? 613 01:03:43,094 --> 01:03:45,138 That's no problem. 614 01:03:45,138 --> 01:03:48,224 - Really? - Yes, if you need a gaul, that is. 615 01:03:48,266 --> 01:03:53,313 Death or glory! Circus Maximus! 616 01:04:17,545 --> 01:04:20,590 I will hold the ribbon, you take care of the competition. 617 01:04:22,842 --> 01:04:28,473 Two men in a chariot with four horses?! What mockery is this? 618 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,860 Now, this is a race! 619 01:05:23,737 --> 01:05:27,782 Faster, faster! Come on, come on! 620 01:05:55,310 --> 01:05:56,311 Go, go! 621 01:05:56,352 --> 01:05:59,105 This is the last round! Thi... 622 01:06:04,486 --> 01:06:08,114 By Mercury, if anyone touchs me, he's receive a whip! 623 01:06:08,156 --> 01:06:12,118 He won't let us pass, stop him! 624 01:06:12,911 --> 01:06:13,870 Come on! 625 01:06:19,834 --> 01:06:22,837 - Let go, you idiot! - As you wish! 626 01:06:26,508 --> 01:06:30,345 - Ave, Caesar! - Thank you, Gaius. 627 01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:37,268 And you, get back down there, you coward! Your place is in the arena! 628 01:06:37,310 --> 01:06:41,731 I have warned you, Gaius! Your place is also in the arena! 629 01:06:41,773 --> 01:06:43,733 No, no. Please. 630 01:06:44,526 --> 01:06:48,113 The winner of great chariots race- Gaul Asteriks! 631 01:06:49,739 --> 01:06:53,910 And now the stars of today gala presentation will act for Caesar! 632 01:06:53,952 --> 01:06:58,039 The greatest gladiators of roman history! 633 01:06:58,081 --> 01:07:03,294 They have been trained in the school of gladiatorial and fighting arts of Gaius Flavius! 634 01:07:03,336 --> 01:07:08,550 The special event! In honour of Your triumph, great Caesar! Your circus Maksimus! 635 01:07:12,387 --> 01:07:15,306 It is my great privilege to present to you this group. Among them are two extraordinary men. 636 01:07:15,348 --> 01:07:17,684 Those two gauls are the best fighters. 637 01:07:17,725 --> 01:07:23,606 Ave, Caesar! We, who are about to die, salute you! 638 01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:26,776 Hi, Julius! What's up? 639 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:29,904 They have all those bad gallic habits, it's in their blood. 640 01:07:29,904 --> 01:07:34,993 But here they are fighting with masters. They are the bonebreakers. It is necessary for them to be rude. 641 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:39,914 Asterix, thaose men, are they our friends? 642 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:42,375 No, they are not our friends, Obelix. 643 01:07:42,417 --> 01:07:49,716 I don't understand. In Galia they were our enemies, in Africa they've become our friends. 644 01:07:49,758 --> 01:07:52,761 Can Julius explain it to me? 645 01:07:53,344 --> 01:07:58,725 Oh, Caesar, I'll set the lions on them, and it'll all be over in a second. 646 01:07:58,933 --> 01:08:04,147 Where is Merlin? I want to know where is he! Pomniboss, bring me the amphore! 647 01:08:04,189 --> 01:08:08,276 The truth lies in the vine! I have the Sahara desert in my throat! 648 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:10,236 When will you bring... 649 01:08:31,841 --> 01:08:36,429 And now, dear spectators, came so much prolonged moment! 650 01:08:36,471 --> 01:08:38,640 Sacrifice in the name of Jupiter! 651 01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:44,938 Greater kitties have gotten hungry, Caesar. 652 01:08:44,979 --> 01:08:50,735 Since thay have been caught, they have received one yoghurt and a slice of a toast per day. 653 01:08:55,407 --> 01:08:58,952 - Obelix, Asterix! Magic potion! We are saved! 654 01:08:58,993 --> 01:09:02,914 Magic potion, magic potion... Are you able to fight, Obelix? 655 01:09:02,956 --> 01:09:06,835 You know me. If my little poet is not with me... 656 01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:13,133 Here they come! The greatest, the most viscious, furious, horrible... 657 01:09:13,133 --> 01:09:20,432 ...terrible, the most frightening beasts on earth! Look at them! 658 01:09:20,473 --> 01:09:22,434 Dogmatix, my friend! 659 01:09:25,645 --> 01:09:27,647 My magic potion! 660 01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:31,401 My little Dogmatix! 661 01:09:43,371 --> 01:09:45,999 Tragicomix, catch! 662 01:09:59,637 --> 01:10:03,057 Lions, lions, lions, and all mine! 663 01:10:37,050 --> 01:10:39,094 You said it right, Gaius. 664 01:10:39,135 --> 01:10:43,765 The programme was extraordinary. No one in Rome has ever seen one like it. 665 01:10:44,057 --> 01:10:49,771 Mercy, Caesar! Why don't you release those two brave soldiers? 666 01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:55,902 Mercy of Caesar has no boundaries! Almost. 667 01:10:57,404 --> 01:10:59,114 Oh, no. No, no. 668 01:10:59,531 --> 01:11:03,368 Gauls, you are free. 669 01:11:06,704 --> 01:11:08,748 Listen! 670 01:11:08,790 --> 01:11:16,548 Caesar's triumph has appeared to be our triumph, Triumph of all Gallia divided into 3 parts! 671 01:11:16,589 --> 01:11:18,800 I thank the emperor personally... 672 01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:23,972 - Oh, Obelix. - Have you seen them, they are such heroes. 673 01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:27,058 And Obelix tore down the Coloseum. 53451

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