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OKAY.

♪♪

YOU, DUCK, TELL ME
IF THIS MOVES.

TODAY, I'M AT BAM'S POND TO TRY
AND FIND LEECHES

FOR MY NEW LAB PET.

I'VE HAD ONE IN EVERY LAB
THAT I'VE HAD,

AND THIS TIME,
IT'S GOING TO BE LEECHES.

LEECHES SHOULD BE ATTRACTED
TO THE HEART

BECAUSE IT IS A BLOODY
PIECE OF MEAT.

OOH, THAT'S A BIG GUY.

NOW TO GO PUT THEM
IN THEIR NEW HOME.

THIS IS MY AQUARIUM
FOR THE LEECHES.

ISN'T IT SO CHEERY?

FIRST ONE IN.

I LIKE MY LAB PETS TO BE
VERY CREEPY

FOR THE SIMPLE FACT
THAT PEOPLE DON'T MESS

WITH SOMEWHERE
THAT SCARES THEM.

THIS IS AWESOME.

ON THIS EPISODE OF
"ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE"...

- WHAT IS THAT?
- LOOKS LIKE A COUGAR.

...THE FAMILY RETURNS HOME
TO A THREAT...

WE NEED SOMETHING LIKE
A MOTION SENSOR OR SCARECROW.

...AND MUST PROTECT THEIR RANCH
AT ALL COSTS...

WHAT WAS THAT?

I HEARD SOMETHING MOVING BACK
THROUGH THE BUSHES.

- YO, BEAR.
- BEAR!

- NO!
- COME BACK!

BUT AS THE SIBLINGS DISPUTE OVER PROPERTY LINES...

THOSE ARE MY BEES.
NOW THEY'RE ON YOUR LAND.

COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR.

...ONE BROTHER
BREAKS GROUND OF HIS OWN.

THIS'LL BE THE FIRST GIRL
I'VE REALLY BROUGHT HOME.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

♪♪

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♪♪

YO, NOAH.

WELL, WELCOME BACK, GUYS.

IS THIS THE MEAT LOCKER?
YEAH, JUST PUT IT ON THE PORCH.

LOOKS LIKE YOU
DID GET SOMETHING.

OH, HO, HO, HO, HO.

WE GOT SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT.

DUDE, WE GOT A BUFFALO.

AFTER AN AMBITIOUS HUNT IN THE HILLS OF WESTERN IDAHO...

BIRDY, TAKE IT.

...THE BROWN FAMILY TOOK DOWN
A NEARLY 2,000-POUND BUFFALO

TO HELP GET THEM
THROUGH THE WINTER.

WHO TOOK THE SHOT?
I DID.

YEAH, SHE DROPPED IT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?

REALLY?
PUT THE MEAT BACK IN.

NO MEAT.
THE MEAT IN YOUR BACK.

I DON'T HAVE ANY MEAT.
PUT IT IN.

HE DOESN'T HAVE MEAT.

♪♪

LET'S GO AHEAD
AND PUT THOSE IN,

AND I HAVE A WHEELBARROW THAT
Y'ALL CAN USE TO BRING THE REST.

OKAY, 'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT MORE.
WATCH YOUR STEP.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR,
IT'S OPEN.

GABE!
OH, MY GOSH.

HE JUST SAID
"WATCH YOUR STEP."

- YOU STEPPED IN IT, RIGHT?
- YEAH. THANK YOU.

DUDE.

WHEN I HEARD "MEAT LOCKER,"

I EXPECTED, LIKE,
A LOCKER FOR MEAT.

THIS IS AWESOME.

WHILE WE WERE GONE,
NOAH MUST'VE GONE CRAZY.

I MEAN, JUST THE STRUCTURE THAT
HE BUILT ALONE IS IMPRESSIVE,

BUT HE PUT A WHOLE BUNCH
OF ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS

AND REFURBISHED REFRIGERATOR
PARTS AND FREEZER PARTS,

AND HE CAME UP
WITH THE COOLEST --

PUN INTENDED --
PLACE TO KEEP THE MEAT.

THAT'S WHERE IT GOES,
AND THIS IS THE BUTCHER STATION.

IT'S A MEAT LOCKER
AND BUTCHER SHOP.

IF YOU DO END UP
FALLING OUT, ROLL.

- OH, YEAH.
- TUCK -- TUCK AND ROLL.

A LOT OF WORK'S GONE
INTO THE MEAT LOCKER,

BUT IT'S, LIKE,
THE ULTIMATE THING OF WHAT I DO.

I DO WHAT I DO TO BE USEFUL,

AND NOW THE MEAT LOCKER
IS DOING JUST THAT.

SO MUCH MEAT.

MORE MEAT THAN YOU CAN SHAKE
A SPATULA AT.

NOT THIS FAMILY.

♪♪

IT'S LATE FALL ON THE BROWNS' 400-ACRE HOMESTEAD

IN THE ISOLATED CASCADE
MOUNTAINS OF WASHINGTON STATE.

AND AFTER THEIR SUCCESSFUL HUNT,

THE FAMILY RETURNS THEIR FOCUS
TO THE CHALLENGE OF BUILDING

AND MAINTAINING
A SUSTAINABLE RANCH.

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY.

WHAT WE ALWAYS WANTED
IN BROWNTOWN

IS ACTUALLY REAL COMING REAL.
IS LIVING HERE --

I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT
THAT WE'D HAVE A RANCH

AND WE'D BE SITTING IN A PEN

WITH A BUNCH OF RABBITS
AND PEACOCKS.

SOON, THERE WILL BE
LOTS OF ANIMAL BABIES.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT UNTIL, LIKE,
BRUTUS AND ROSE PETAL

HAVE A BABY.

THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL.

BARN'S COMING ALONG.
WE'VE GOT THE CHICKENS.

WE'VE GOT THE GOATS.
WE'VE GOT ALL THIS,

BUT THERE CAN BE NO SUCCESS
TO THE RANCH

IF IT DOESN'T KEEP GROWING.

THE PROBLEM TO THAT IS
THE MORE ANIMALS WE GET,

THE MORE PREDATORS
WE'RE GONNA HAVE.

IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE.

AND WE LITERALLY CAN'T AFFORD
TO LOSE ANY LIVESTOCK.

THE MOUNTAINOUS LANDS
OF WASHINGTON STATE

ARE HOME TO A VARIETY
OF DANGEROUS WILDLIFE --

BLACK BEARS, BOBCATS,
AND COYOTES --

BUT OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS,

A CERTAIN PREDATOR
IS GROWING BOLDER BY THE DAY.

THESE, I BELIEVE,
ARE COUGAR TRACKS.

PRETTY DANGEROUS SPOT,

BECAUSE THIS IS JUST UP
FROM THE BARN.

SOMETHING'S MOVING AROUND
UP THERE.

COUGARS INHABIT NEARLY HALF

OF WASHINGTON'S
MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN.

THESE FIERCE HUNTERS PREY ON
ANYTHING FROM DEER TO LIVESTOCK

AND ARE KNOWN
TO FATALLY STRIKE HUMANS,

WITH ATTACKS IN RECENT YEARS
ON THE RISE.

DON'T FORGET,
WE'RE FARMERS AND RANCHERS NOW.

AND WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF
THE STUFF THAT WE BROUGHT HERE,

THAT WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR --

OUR GOATS, OUR CHICKENS,
ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE GOT.

NUMBER ONE, WE HAVE TO
MAKE SURE THE BARN'S SECURE.

ONE OF OUR ANIMALS GETS EATEN,
WE MESSED UP.

THESE THINGS HAVE TO BE FIXED.

♪♪

-HEY, NOAH.
- HEY, MAN.

SO, THOSE COUGARS HAVE BEEN GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER.

THERE'S ONE THING
THAT WE HAVE TO DO,

AND THAT'S PROTECT
THE ANIMALS.

THIS BARN IS BASICALLY
LIKE A SMORGASBORD OF FOOD.

SO I WAS THINKING THAT WE NEEDED
TO RIG UP

SOMETHING
LIKE WE DID IN BROWNTOWN,

LIKE SOME SORT OF
AN ALARM SYSTEM.

WOULD THE SAME DESIGN
FOR A BEAR ALARM WORK

FOR A CAT ALARM --
COUGAR, MOUNTAIN LION?

SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT
MORE EXCITING,

LIKE A MOTION-SENSOR
SCARECROW.

IT'LL RAISE UP AND GO, "AAHH!"

THE CATS HERE
ARE REALLY SKITTISH,

SO ANY MOVEMENT OR NOISE,

ESPECIALLY SOMETHING
THAT LOOKS HUMAN --

IT SHOULD MAKE THEM
GO THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET,
LIKE, A RED HOODIE ON IT,

MAKE IT A BEAR-CROW INSTEAD?
IT'S LIKE, "RAH!"

A BEAR-CROW.
RAH!

COME ON.
WORK WITH ME.

♪♪

JUST PAST NOAH'S LAB,
SECOND-OLDEST BROTHER BAM

CONTINUES THE RAPID EXPANSION
OF HIS HOME SITE.

OKAY, BE DIFFICULT, THEN.

ME DEVELOPING MY PROPERTY IS DEFINITELY IMPORTANT.

NOW THAT WE HAVE ENOUGH AREA
AND LAND TO SPREAD OUT,

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO GETTING SOMETHING GOING

THAT'S REAL AND ESTABLISHED
THAT'S MY OWN.

THE BROWNS HAVE
DECIDED TO DIVIDE

THEIR 400-ACRE PROPERTY
EQUALLY

SO THAT EACH FAMILY MEMBER

HAS AN OVER-40-ACRE PARCEL TO
BUILD THEIR INDIVIDUAL HOUSES.

NIGHT.

FOR A FAMILY THAT HAS LIVED
THEIR WHOLE LIFE

IN CLOSE QUARTERS...

- NIGHT, GUYS.
- SHELL STORMS IN THE MORNING.

FOUR.

...THIS WILL BE THE FARTHEST
THEY'VE EVER LIVED APART.

AND FOR BAM, IT'S FINALLY AN
OPPORTUNITY TO SPREAD HIS WINGS.

♪♪

HAVING THIS AMOUNT OF LAND
TO PLAY WITH,

IT MAKES IT WHERE I CAN
STILL BE ATTACHED

TO WHERE THE FAMILY IS
BUT NOT BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

I'M SURE A LOT OF THE SIBLINGS
WOULD BE OKAY

WITH LIVING WITH MOM AND DAD
OR LIVING ABOVE THEIR GARAGE,

BUT NOT ME.

I THINK I'M JUST IN A STAGE
IN MY LIFE

TO BRANCH OUT
A LITTLE BIT MORE

AND HAVE SOMETHING
THAT'S YOUR OWN.

THIS SPOT IS PERFECT.

YOU GOT THE POND OVER THERE,

THAT PLATEAUS THAT WE NEED
TO BUILD EVERYTHING,

PLANTS GROWING EVERYWHERE,
ORCHARDS.

IT'S GONNA BE
A MANMADE/NATURAL ECOSYSTEM.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE AWESOME.

♪♪

YOU STILL WORKING ON
YOUR SHAMPOO?

YES, I'M ACTUALLY JUST ABOUT
TO START WORKING ON IT.

I JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD
AND SMELL GOOD.

I'M PRETTY SURE RAQUELL'S
NOT GONNA WANT ME STINKING.

WELL, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

I MET RAQUELL WHEN WE WERE
LIVING IN CALIFORNIA,

AND WE'VE BEEN DATING
FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW.

WE COULD BOTH PROBABLY USE
SOMETHING FOR OUR HAIR.

HMM.
I'LL TAKE SOME.

AND NOW THAT WE'RE BACK UP
ON THE MOUNTAIN, RAQUELL'S

COMING OUT TO VISIT,
AND I'M SO EXCITED.

ACTUALLY,
THAT'S NEAR PERFECT.

IT HAS A LITTLE BIT
OF MUSK TO IT.

- REALLY?
- YOU SMELL THE DIRT.

IT'S SUBTLE, VERY SUBTLE.

TAKE A COUPLE OF THESE,
COUPLE OF THOSE.

GABE AND I ARE JUST OUT HERE
FORAGING AROUND,

SEEING WHAT SMELLS GOOD,

WHAT HAS A LITTLE BIT
OF SLIME IN IT,

WHAT HAS A LITTLE BIT
OF POLLEN TO IT

TO MAKE THE PERFECT
CONDITIONER.

UH, HOW OLD ARE THESE EGGS?

UH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
GABE.

OH, I LEARNED TO MAKE SHAMPOO
AND CONDITIONER A LONG TIME AGO,

SO WHEN I HEARD
THAT RAQUELL

REALLY LIKED THE SMELL
OF THE FOREST

AND, LIKE, SAWDUST, I FIGURED
THAT MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER

SHOULD BE PERFECT FOR GABE.

THIS IS BEAR'S EXTREME
HAIR WASHING.

AH, YOUR SHOULDERS GOT
A LITTLE WIDER, DIDN'T THEY?

OH, YOUR HAIR'S FILTHY.

MAN, WHAT IS YOUR HAIR
MADE OUT OF, STRAW?

NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN.

OKAY.

♪♪

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS ONE TO HAVE
MUCH OF A SMELL, BUT --

DOES IT?
YOU GOT SOME SMELL ON IT?

LET THAT SIT ON YOU
FOR A SECOND, GABES.

YOU KNOW, BEAR'S ONE OF THE
MOST EXTREME OF ANY OF US...

NOW IT'S DOING ITS THING.

HE CLIMBS TREES.

HE STARTS FIRES.
HE ROLLS IN THE DIRT.

BUT HE'S A HECK OF A STYLIST.

HOW'S IT LOOKING?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I REALLY LIKE IT, YEAH.

♪♪

SMELLS JUST LIKE A BARN.

HEY, BABIES.

AS NIGHTFALL ARRIVES
ON THE RANCH,

PREDATOR ACTIVITY SPIKES,

AND UNTIL BROTHER
NOAH'S PROJECT IS COMPLETE,

THE FAMILY MUST PROTECT THEIR
LIVESTOCK THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

WITH THE LENGTHS WE'VE GONE TO
TO GET SO MANY ANIMALS UP HERE,

WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO TAKE A STEP BACK,

SO WE STARTED A NIGHT WATCH.

WE SHOULD TRY TO STAY
REALLY QUIET

'CAUSE IF SOMETHING'S GONNA COME
IN, WE WANT TO SCARE IT OFF.

WE TAKE A WARNING SHOT OR TWO.

WHETHER IT'S A BEAR, WHETHER
IT'S A COUGAR, IT'S A PREDATOR.

YEAH.
IT THINKS IT'S EASY PREY.

WE NEED TO SHOW IT
THAT IT'S NOT.

FIRST THING WE DO WHEN WE SET
IN A CAMP

THAT HAS A LOT OF WILDLIFE...

IS WE ESTABLISH OUR PRESENCE.

WE'RE CARVING OUT A LIFE HERE.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
SOME BOUNDARIES

THAT THE COUGARS KNOW
THEY CAN'T CROSS.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THIS
WHILE WE'RE ON NIGHT WATCH,

BUT I'M TIRED.

YOU CAN GO AHEAD
AND GO TO SLEEP.

I GOT IT.
NAH, I'M GOOD.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF US
UP HERE.

♪♪

SOMETHING THERE.

WANT ME TO LOOP AROUND
OUTSIDE?

DON'T GO TOO FAR.
STAY CLOSE.

YOU SEE THAT?

YO, BEAR.

- YO!
- BEAR!

COME BACK!

WHAT WAS THAT?

WANT ME TO LOOP
AROUND OUTSIDE?

DON'T GO TOO FAR.
STAY CLOSE.

WITH AN EMBOLDENED COUGAR ON THE BROWNS' HOMESTEAD,

THE WOLF PACK READIES
TO PROTECT THEIR LIVESTOCK

THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.

BUT A THREAT APPEARS
SOONER THAN EXPECTED.

HANG ON.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I HEARD SOMETHING MOVING BACK
THROUGH THE BUSHES.

HEY, BEAR. COME BACK.
BEAR!

YO!

- YOU OKAY?
- TWO SECONDS!

I HEARD HIM GO FARTHER
INTO THE BUSH.

IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S COMPLETELY
GONE UP THERE.

JUST LIKE I SUSPECTED,
THE COUGARS ARE DEFINITELY

GETTING CLOSER TO THE BARN,
WHICH IT JUST GOES TO SHOW,

UH, IT'S A GOOD THING
WE'RE DOING WATCH.

- HEY, BEAR, YOU THERE?
- I'M HERE.

- YEAH, DEFINITELY THERE.
- DID YOU SEE IT?

YEAH, YEAH, I DID.

TRACKED HIM THROUGH THE BUSHES
OFF THAT WAY.

WE NEED TO STAY READY, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US
TO DO A NIGHT WATCH,

BECAUSE, LIKE,
EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IS

SO WE CAN HAVE OUR ANIMALS
AND BE SELF-SUFFICIENT,

AND A COUGAR COULD JUST TAKE

THAT AWAY
LITERALLY WITH A SMACK.

GO AHEAD AND GET READY
TO HIT THE HAY.

YEAH, WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP
ALL NIGHT.

I LOVE THAT, LIKE,
WE'RE PROTECTING THE ANIMALS,

BUT WE'RE RUNNING A RANCH,
AND THAT'S NOT EASY.

RAIN AND I WILL TAKE
FIRST WATCH.

WE NEED EVERYONE WE CAN
TO BE AT, LIKE,

THEIR BEST DURING THE DAY.

IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

YOU GET THAT GOOD SUN
COMING IN.

THAT'S NICE.

AFTER A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP,

BROTHER BAM CONTINUES
THE EXTENSION OF HIS HOME SITE.

TODAY WE'RE WORKING ON A FENCE.

BEFORE WE PUT IN ANYTHING
PERMANENT,

IT HAS TO BE SECURE BEFORE
I'M GONNA PUT SOMETHING

THAT I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR
IN AN AREA

WHERE IT COULD GET EATEN
BY SOMETHING AT NIGHT.

THE IDEA IS SECURE
THE PERIMETER.

GONNA PUT A POST
ABOUT EVERY EIGHT FEET,

AND IT'S GOT TO COME UP
ABOUT SIX FEET.

DIE, DRACULA.

EVENTUALLY I'D LIKE TO HAVE
A FENCE THAT GOES AROUND

MY ENTIRE ACREAGE,
WHICH IS A LOT OF ACREAGE,

SO THAT'S GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE WHILE TO PUT UP.

LOT OF ROCK IN THIS AREA.

I'VE DUG IN AREAS BEFORE THAT
YOU THINK

IT'S A SMALL PEBBLE
YOU'RE DIGGING AROUND,

THEN IT TURNS INTO A PYRAMID.

DEFINITELY GOING TO HAVE
TO FIND OUT

WHERE THE, LIKE,
PROPERTY LINES ARE TO HERE.

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

I KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING
TO ACCOMPLISH.

I KNOW WHERE I'M DOING IT.

WHERE, LIKE,
THE REST OF THE GUYS,

THEY'RE NOT SURE
WHERE THEY'RE GONNA BUILD.

THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE THINGS
PLANNED OUT

OR FIGURED OUT ENOUGH TO START
WORKING ON THEIR OWN STUFF.

THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE EASY
PART, MARKING IT OUT.

IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE HARDER
WHEN I COME IN

AND HAVE TO DIG SEVERAL
FEET DOWN FOR THE POSTS.

♪♪

OH, MAN.

I JUST CAME TO CHECK IN ON NOAH

TO SEE HOW MUCH PROGRESS
HE'S MADE ON THE SCARECROW.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

WE REALLY NEED TO GET
A DETERRENT FOR THE ANIMALS.

THAT WAY EVERYONE DOESN'T HAVE
TO, YOU KNOW, STAY

AND KEEP WATCHING ALL NIGHT.

OKAY, SO, IS THIS
THE BEAR-CROW?

THIS IS THE BEAR-CROW.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HEY, I LIKE.

WE'VE BUILT SEVERAL SCARECROWS
IN THE PAST.

HOWEVER, THE BEAR-CROW
IS DIFFERENT.

THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY
ANIMATRONIC.

IT'S A MOTION SENSOR
ON THE FRONT.

SO THEN, LIKE, IF I WALK BY,
WOULD IT DO IT?

YES.

IT'S DESIGNED TO JUMP UP AND
SCREAM WHENEVER IT'S ACTIVATED.

NOAH'S PLAN IS TO
PLACE MULTIPLE SCARECROWS

AROUND THE ENTIRE BARN AREA.

WITH MOTION SENSORS
COVERING THE VICINITY,

ANY ANIMAL MOVEMENT
WILL ACTIVATE THE ALARM

AND REPLACE THE NEED
FOR A SIBLING ON WATCH DUTY.

OKAY, CAREFUL.

CAUGHT HIM WITH
HIS PANTS DOWN.

HE'S JUST MISSING SOMETHING.

I THINK HE NEEDS HAIR.

WHAT IS -- IS THAT A WIG?

YEAH, STAPLE HIS SCALP ON.

HOLD STILL.
OW!

OOH!

THAT'S PRICELESS.
IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE ME.

WHILE I LOVE WHAT NOAH'S
GOTTEN DONE ON IT SO FAR,

HE STILL HAS
A COUPLE MORE TWEAKS TO MAKE,

BUT AFTER HE GETS THOSE FIXED,
SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO.

LATER, BEAR-CROW.

KIND OF THINK
I SHOULD FIX MY HAIR.

RAQUELL'S COMING OUT
FOR HER WEEK VISIT,

AND I'M SO EXCITED.

I'M JUST HOPING THAT RAQUELL
LIKES THE MOUNTAIN.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE MAIN
CONCERN THAT I HAVE.

I JUST GOT NERVOUS.

I'M NOT SURE SHE'S READY FOR
THE MOUNTAINS OF WASHINGTON,

AND I'M JUST HOPING
THAT IT WORKS OUT,

'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE RAQUELL.

THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NEW
TO ME, TOO,

'CAUSE I DON'T BRING
A LOT OF GIRLS HOME.

REALLY?

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A MATE

IS THAT THEY'RE ACCEPTANT
OF THE BUSH,

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO LIVE IN THE BUSH,

YOU PROBABLY DON'T
WANT TO LIVE WITH ME,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I LIVE.

I'M GONNA CLIMB A TREE.

NO ONE HAS EVER CLIMBED
A TREE FOR ME BEFORE.

WELL, THAT MEANS THEY DIDN'T
REALLY CARE

ABOUT YOUR AFFECTION.

OKAY.

I GREW UP
IN THE SUBURBS OF MINNESOTA,

SO COMING OUT HERE,

IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
THAN DATING IN THE CITY.

DO YOU LIKE LONG WALKS
TO THE FRIDGE

AT MIDNIGHT LIKE I DO?

LONG WALKS TO THE --

ACTUALLY, GROWING UP,

WE DIDN'T HAVE A FRIDGE
A LOT OF THE TIME.

SO, WE'D HAVE, LIKE, AN ICE
BUCKET WE'D SINK IN THE OCEAN.

THE OCEAN IS A GREAT
REFRIGERATOR.

WHEN I FIRST MET GABE,
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT

ANYTHING WOULD EVER AMOUNT
TO WHAT IT IS NOW.

♪♪

ME, BEING A GIRL IN MINNESOTA
TO ALL OF A SUDDEN

THIS WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD
I'M WALKING INTO.

SHOULD I FEEL, LIKE...

- SCARED?
- YEAH.

- YES.
- OKAY.

YOU SHOULD BE HORRIFIED.
OKAY.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN.

NOT REALLY THINKING OF RUNNING.
OKAY.

I LIKE IT HERE,
AND I REALLY LIKE YOU.

♪♪

YOU KNOW, RAQUELL AND I
HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER

LESS THAN A YEAR,
BUT IN THE BUSH,

THAT'S HOW IT GOES, YOU KNOW?
WHEN YOU FIND A GOLDEN NUGGET,

YOU DON'T LET IT GO
AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE.

YOU HOLD ONTO THAT NUGGET,
AND IF SHE SEES IT LIKE I DO,

IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM
TRYING TO MOVE HER UP HERE.

SO YOU LIKE THE FOREST.

I LOVE THE FOREST.

GABE'S GROWN UP IN THE BUSH.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT IT,
IT'S JUST SUPER MAGICAL.

MAKE A WISH.

DID YOU MAKE A WISH?
NO.

THE EXCITEMENT
AND THE POSSIBILITY

OF WHAT COULD BE...

IT'S OVERWHELMING.

I'M JUST LIKE, UGH,
I CAN'T EVEN THINK.

I CAN'T EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.

IT'S JUST -- I DON'T KNOW,
I THINK I FEEL LOVE.

♪♪

SO, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT BUILDING, LIKE,

SOMEWHERE OVER THERE.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON,
THE BROWN SISTERS TAKE A BREAK

FROM THEIR CHORES TO FIND
A HOUSE SITE FOR SNOWBIRD.

WHY IS CHIPMUNK'S SIGN MOVED?

I...

DON'T KNOW.

WELL, I KNOW.
BAM MOVED IT.

'CAUSE HE THINKS HE OWNS
THE ROAD.

IT'S A MEMORIAL FOR CHIPMUNK.

THIS ALSO MEANS MORE TO ME

THAN PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
ON THE MOUNTAIN.

WHEN WE FIRST GOT MOVED UP
TO THE MOUNTAIN,

I GOT ALL MY CATS BACK,

AND I ACTUALLY ENDED UP
LOSING ONE OF THEM -- UH, CHIPY.

WE DECIDED TO NAME ONE OF
THE ROADS AFTER HIM.

WHAT ARE WE NAMING IT?
ARE WE NAMING IT CHIPY?

I THOUGHT CHIPY ROAD.

LOCATION THAT WE CHOSE
TO PUT CHIPY'S SIGN UP,

THAT'S NEXT
TO WHERE HE'S BURIED.

I THINK HE'D LIKE IT.
I THINK HE'D LOVE IT.

HERE YOU ARE, CHIP.

♪♪

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
FOR SURE THAT IT WAS BAM?

WELL, I KNOW BEAR
WOULDN'T HAVE MOVED IT.

I KNOW GABE DIDN'T MOVE IT,
'CAUSE GABE HELPED ME PUT IT UP,

AND BAM THINKS
HE OWNS THIS ROAD.

THIS IS NOT HIS ROAD.

HIS ROAD STARTS
WHEN HIS LAND STARTS.

AS THE KIDS SETTLE
ON THEIR HOME SITE,

ELDEST BROTHER BAM'S ACREAGE OF
LAND IS RAPIDLY EXPANDING,

OVERRUNNING MANY OF THE FAMILY'S
SHARED TERRITORY.

DID HE ONCE COME UP TO ME
AND SAY,

"HEY, WHY IS THIS
CHIPY'S ROAD?"

BAM IS JUST PUSHING
THE BOUNDARIES OF HIS PROPERTY

'CAUSE HE'LL BUILD
SOMETHING HERE,

HE'LL GO A LITTLE FARTHER OUT

AND BUILD IT THERE,
AND IT'S JUST LIKE,

I DON'T KNOW WHY HE KEEPS
PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES

OF WHAT LAND HE GETS.

IT'S JUST NOT COOL.
I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND YELL.

IT'S NOT COOL.

EVERYONE ELSE IS ALMOST,
THEY'RE, LIKE,

AFRAID TO SPEAK UP
ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT
TO CAUSE ANY STRIFE.

BUT, LIKE, SOMEONE HAS TO.

SOMEONE HAS TO LET BAM KNOW
HE HAS TO STOP.

♪♪

-COMING UP...

BAM'S, LIKE, THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S LIKE, "THIS IS MINE."

...THE DISPUTE OVER
PROPERTY BOUNDARIES

CALLS FOR A CLEVER SOLUTION.

I ACTUALLY CAME UP
WITH AN IDEA.

WE DUEL FOR IT.

WHAT DO YOU SPOT RIGHT HERE?

-AND THE COUGAR
TAKES ITS FIRST STEPS

INSIDE THE BROWNS' CAMPSITE.

RIGHT HERE, THEY'RE LITERALLY
NOT EVEN TEN FOOT

FROM YOUR TEEPEE.

♪♪

BAM THINKS HE OWNS THIS ROAD.

THIS IS NOT HIS ROAD.

A BOUNDARY DISPUTE IS BREWING

ON THE BROWNS' 430-ACRE PROPERTY

AS BROTHER BAM CONTINUES
TO STAKE HIS DOMAIN.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS TO DO

WITH THE DUCKS AND THE GEESE
AND THE MOBILE CHICKEN COUP,

THE MOBILE DUCK COUP,
THE HOUSE I'M TRYING TO BUILD.

I REALLY NEED ENOUGH AREA
AND LAND TO SPREAD OUT.

BUT BIRD HAS CALLED
A MEETING WITH HER SIBLINGS

TO DISCUSS THE DIVISION OF LAND.

YOU NEED TO HEAR
ABOUT CHIPY'S SIGN.

YEAH.

WE SHOULD HAVE A MAP
AND, LIKE, A RULER THAT HAS,

LIKE, 40 ACRES ON IT,
SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT,

LIKE, WHO --
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

NO, YEAH, WE'RE GETTING THERE.
WE JUST DON'T HAVE THAT YET.

DIVIDING THE LAND, IT'S LIKE --
IT'S DEFINITELY IMPORTANT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S 'CAUSE EVERYONE
KIND OF ALREADY KNOWS SPOTS

THAT THEY WANT,
BUT WE HAVEN'T REALLY HAD TIME

TO ALL SIT DOWN
AND, LIKE, TALK ABOUT IT.

BAM JUST, LIKE --
I GUESS HE THINKS

HE NEEDS MORE LAND TO DO
EVERYTHING HE WANTS.

TO GET MORE THAN HIS
SHARE IS, LIKE --

IT'S JUST AGAINST THE BUSH CODE.

BAM'S, LIKE, THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S LIKE, "THIS IS MINE."

YEAH.
"DON'T TOUCH IT."

I WANT BASICALLY ALL OF IT,
EXCEPT FOR WHERE MY HOUSE IS

GONNA GO, TO BE LIKE EVERYONE --
LIKE, PUBLIC.

EVERYONE CAN DO
WHATEVER THEY WANT.

I ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH AN IDEA,
WHICH MIGHT BE ABLE TO STOP BAM.

A CATTLE PROD?

GOOD SUGGESTION.
LET'S JOT THOSE DOWN.

I SAY CANNON, TREBUCHET.
THAT WILL WORK.

GIANT ROCKS.
CATTLE PROD.

THE IDEA THAT CAME UP IS LIKE
IN BROWNTOWN WITH THE MESH TENT,

WE DUEL FOR IT.

TO BE FAIR, I DON'T THINK
HE'S REALLY BEING GREEDY.

I THINK THAT HE JUST THINKS

THAT THERE IS MORE LAND
THAN THERE REALLY IS.

NOAH'S GOING A LITTLE BIT
MORE OF THE VIOLENT ROUTE.

HE'S WANTING TO SWORD-FIGHT BAM,

AND I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO DO
THIS DIPLOMATICALLY.

I THINK ONCE WE SIT DOWN
WITH A MAP

AND EXPLAIN IT TO HIM,
HE'LL BE UNDERSTANDING.

I THINK WE DO NEED TO SETTLE IT
PEACEFULLY,

LIKE JUST TALK TO HIM.

GO TO HIS PROPERTY
WITH A TAPE MEASURE.

I DON'T THINK IT NEEDS
TO BE CONFRONTATIONAL.

YEAH.

♪♪

♪♪

THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE
OF OUR FAVORITE AREAS.

MM-HMM. IT'S A NICE ONE.
NICE AND SHADY.

AS THE SUN RISES
ON NORTH STAR RANCH,

GABE HAS INVITED RAQUELL UP
FROM THE NEARBY TOWN OF LOOMIS

FOR A SECOND DATE AND TO SPEND
TIME WITH HIS BROTHER BEAR.

BEAR'S, LIKE, ONE OF MY BEST
FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD,

SO INTRODUCING HER
TO BEAR IS A BIG STEP.

I JUST HOPE HE APPROVES.

I ACTUALLY HAD A QUESTION
FOR YOU, RAQUELL.

- UH-OH.
- OKAY.

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS?

IT'S FINE.

NOW THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,
IT'S, LIKE --

IT'S GOT ME THINKING
ABOUT THE FUTURE,

AND, LIKE, MAYBE HER
MOVING UP ONTO THE MOUNTAIN.

OKAY, YOU DO MUCH CAMPING?

- UM...
- YOU EVER CLIMB ANY TREES?

YOU EVER SHOOT GUNS?
THROW KNIVES?

- NO, NEVER.
- I JUST GOT AN IDEA.

MINNESOTA FIRE-STARTING VERSUS
ALASKA FIRE-STARTING.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
TRIAL BY FIRE!

THERE'S ONE THING I ALWAYS LIKE
TO TEST CERTAIN PEOPLE FOR,

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE, LIKE,
IN THE WOODS

AND IN MY DOMAIN --
HOW MUCH THEY LIKE THE FOREST,

THE PLANTS,
THE TREES AROUND THEM,

TO SEE, YOU KNOW,
IS SHE A CITY GIRL?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
START YOUR FIRES.

OKAY, I GOT TO ADMIT,
YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.

AT FIRST, I FELT KIND OF BAD
FOR RAQUELL,

BUT SHE WENT RIGHT IN THERE.

WELL, AND THAT'S ONE THING
YOU LOOK FOR

WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE BUSH
IS A LADY WHO CAN START A FIRE.

YOU EVER ATE CANNED MEAT?

- UM...
- YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

THIS WAS A MAIN STAPLE
GROWING UP.

YEAH.
THAT AND HASH AND MEAT.

OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.

YEAH? YOU LIKE?
I REALLY LIKE IT.

♪♪

WELL, RAQUELL TRIED TODAY
FOR THE FIRST TIME CANNED MEAT,

WHICH IS -- YOU KNOW,
IT'S A DELICACY UP HERE.

IT'S ONE OF OUR MAIN STAPLES

FOR WHEN WE'RE NOT HUNTING
OR FISHING.

AND YOU CAN EAT IT RAW, BUT
IT TASTES A LOT BETTER COOKED,

AND RAQUELL TRIED
IT OVER THE OPEN FIRE,

AND SHE LIKES CANNED MEAT.

I THINK THAT RAQUELL GOT SOME

MAJOR BUSH POINTS TODAY
WITH BEAR.

I'M JUST HOPING WE CAN KEEP
THAT MOMENTUM

AND KEEP IT ROLLING
FROM HERE.

YEAH, YEAH.
KEEP HER...

IF SHE CAN TOLERATE YOU
LONG ENOUGH.

TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2, 3.

TESTING, TESTING, TESTING.

TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2, 3.

TESTING, TESTING, TESTING.

I HAVE FINISHED BEAR-CROW
TO THE EXTENT OF HE WORKS,

HE SCREAMS, HE SCARES.

SO NOW, I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT
MORE LIKE BEAR.

SO I GOT AN OLD CASSETTE PLAYER.

BEAR-CROW!
RUN, RUN, RUN!

NOW RHAIN ALISHA AND I
HAVE SOME SURGERY TO DO.

DID YOU GRAB
THE KNOCKOUT STICK?

USE THE BROOM.
IT WILL WORK JUST FINE.

BONK.

I'M TRYING TO INSERT THE VOICE
BOX INTO THE BEAR-CROW,

SO WE'VE KIND OF ASSUMED
THE ROLE OF DOCTOR AND NURSE.

SCALPEL.

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE PART.

I'M MAKING MY INCISION.

BREAK THE RIBS.

OH!

I'VE WATCHED A LOT OF OLD MOVIES

AND READ A TON
OF SURGICAL BOOKS.

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW ANY OF
THE LITTLE BITS

THAT I DO ABOUT SURGERY
AND WHATNOT.

SO NURSE, WHAT TIME DO YOU
GET OFF?

UH, MAYBE LATER TONIGHT.

RHAIN ALISHA LOVES HELPING ME
OUT WITH ANY OF MY PROJECTS.

SHE ALWAYS LIKES TO
PULL HER WEIGHT

NO MATTER WHAT WE'RE DOING.

IT'S THE KIND OF WOMAN
THAT I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

I WOULD END UP WITH.

DOCTOR, HOW DO YOU THINK
THE PATIENT'S FARING?

AFTER THE SURGERY,
HE'LL BE ABLE TO SPEAK.

- SUGAR.
- MM-HMM.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT MY BUILDS ARE FUN,

ESPECIALLY WHEN
MY WIFE IS HELPING.

OKAY. READY?
BEAR-CROW!

RUN, RUN, RUN!
BEAR-CROW!

NICE LITTLE HAIR FLICK
HE HAS.

♪♪

NOW THAT IS IT.
I THOUGHT SO.

ACROSS THE MOUNTAIN,

WHILE DOING
THE EVENING PREPARATIONS,

BEAR BROWN HAS DISCOVERED
AN ALARMING

SET OF JUVENILE COUGAR TRACKS
BESIDE THE SIBLINGS' TEEPEES.

YOU NEVER WANT ANY PREDATORS
TO GET TOO COMFORTABLE

WHEN YOU'RE MAKING
A HOMESTEAD.

SEE HOW FAR YOU ARE
FROM YOUR TEEPEE?

IF SOMEONE IS WALKING AT NIGHT
OR SOMETHING,

NOT REALLY THINKING, THEY COULD
BE HIT WITH, LIKE, A GIANT CAT.

IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU DON'T
WANT TO GET,

IT'S HAVING YOUR GUTS
SLICED OPEN BY A BIG FELINE.

WHAT DO YOU SPOT RIGHT HERE?

LOOK AT THAT.

IT'S LIKE A COUGAR.
OH, MY GOODNESS.

IT'S BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONES
I SAW.

MAN, THAT'S A BIG CAT.
LOOK AT THAT.

YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
IT'S ALMOST THE SAME SIZE --

- AND THERE'S MY HAND.
- THAT'S THE CAT'S FRONT PAW.

THEY'RE DEFINITELY GETTING
CLOSER AND CLOSER.

I MEAN, THEY'RE GETTING RIGHT
CLOSE TO THE BARN.

THEY'RE SWOOPING IN, YOU KNOW,
NOT BEING TOO AFRAID.

I MEAN, RIGHT HERE,
THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN

TEN FOOT FROM YOUR TEEPEE.

IT'S OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE
THAT WE JUST START

CARRYING OUR GUNS MORE,
YOU KNOW.

WE JUST ARM UP.

THAT WAY, IF THE COUGARS
COME AT US, WE WANT TO BE READY.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE OUT HERE
THROWING ROCKS AND STICKS.

IT'S A PRETTY BIG ONE.

OKAY. I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT,

AND IT'S REALLY SERIOUS.

COMING UP...
OH, MY GOODNESS.

...A SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.

LIKE I HAVE SO MANY
MIXED EMOTIONS,

I JUST HOPE THAT
THEY TAKE THE NEWS WELL

BECAUSE IT COULD
CHANGE OUR LIVES.

♪♪

OH, WOW. WHAT IS THAT?

THOSE ARE CAT TRACKS.
LOOK AT THAT.

IT'S LIKE A COUGAR.

WITH PREDATORS INCHING

CLOSER TO THE BROWNS'
HOMESTEAD...

ALRIGHT! YOU READY TO PUT
THIS THING IN, NOAH?

LET'S DO IT.

...BROTHER NOAH
IS TESTING AN INVENTION

TO HELP KEEP
THE FAMILY'S LIVESTOCK SAFE.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE
RIDDEN INSIDE.

I PREFER THE OUTSIDE.

THIS BEAR-CROW
HAS A VERY IMPORTANT JOB,

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT
JOBS IN ALL OF NORTH STAR RANCH,

AND THAT JOB IS TO
LOOK SCARY AND GUARD THAT BARN.

SO THAT SENSOR UP THERE IS GONNA
SHOOT FAR ENOUGH

THAT IF A COUGAR WALKS UP,

PASSES THROUGH THAT LINE,
IT'S GONNA SCREAM AT IT?

- YES.
- OKAY.

'CAUSE IT'S KILLING EVERYBODY,
STAYING UP.

I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT
THE OLD MOTION SENSORS,

BUT I'M JUST HOPING THAT THIS
ONE CAN SHOOT FAR ENOUGH OUT

TO ACTUALLY BE OF USE.

PLEASE WALK IN FRONT
OF THE SENSOR.

NOW WALK CLOSE TO THE DOOR.

THEY'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A COUGAR.

I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED
THAT I HAVE TO MAKE

EVEN MORE ADJUSTMENTS
TO BEAR-CROW JUST FOR THE FACT

THAT I THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED.

THE ADJUSTMENTS
SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

MY SIBLINGS DEFINITELY
WON'T HAVE TO SPEND

ANOTHER NIGHT
WATCHING THE BARN.

NORTH OF THE BARN,
GABE AND RAQUELL

PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE TEST

OF A YOUNG RELATIONSHIP --
MEETING THE PARENTS.

THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC,
AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM

AND THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW, RAQUELL'S BEEN
PROVING HERSELF ON THE MOUNTAIN.

YOU KNOW, THAT SHE'S GONNA --

SHE'S GONNA FIT INTO THIS
BUSH LIFESTYLE

BECAUSE SHE LIKES IT
AND SHE'S GOOD AT IT,

BUT SHE'S ABOUT TO MEET
MOM AND DAD,

AND TO ME,
THAT'S THE MAIN TEST.

- Billy. YO.
-HEY.

- HEY, GABE.
- HEY, GABE.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

UH, I HAVE SOMEONE I WANT
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO.

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST GIRL
I'VE REALLY BROUGHT HOME

AND BEEN LIKE, "OH, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND."

IT'S A BIG STEP,
AND LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT.

THERE IS NO ONE ON THIS MOUNTAIN

I CARE MORE WHAT THEY THINK
THAN MOM AND DAD.

THIS IS RAQUELL.

I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED
WHEN GABE CAME BY SAYING

HE WANTED TO
INTRODUCE US TO HIS GIRL.

GABE HAS NEVER BROUGHT
A GIRL HOME TO MEET,

YOU KNOW,
AMI AND I, EVER.

YEAH, WE'VE HEARD
A LOT ABOUT YOU.

HERE COME THE PARENT
QUESTIONS.

I HEAR YOU LIKE TO FISH.
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

I LOVE TO FISH.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

SHE'S A KEEPER.

WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM RAQUELL
IS THAT SHE'S GENUINE AND TRUE.

SO YOU'RE A GOD-FEARING LADY.

- YES.
- THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

VERY RELIGIOUS.

SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH.

IT'S COOL, MAN.
IT'S COOL.

I LIKE YOU ALREADY BECAUSE YOU
PUT A SMILE BACK ON HIS FACE.

YEAH. HAS THAT TWINKLE.
YEAH.

HE'S --
EVERYONE, STOP LOOKING AT ME.

HE SEEMS PRETTY SMITTEN.
HE SEEMS PRETTY --

- DAD.
- YEAH.

AND GABE, HE GETS
AND HANGS ON,

IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO MAKE HIM LET GO.

DAD.

I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC
THAT GABE'S FOUND SOMEBODY.

I LIKE HER, AND I TRUST GABEY.

YOU KNOW, OF ALL OF THEM
THAT WE'VE GOT,

GABEY'S THE ONE THAT, UH --
HIS HEART'S RIGHT HERE.

I'VE NEVER KNOWN YOU
TO BE LIKE THIS.

- YEAH?
- I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU.

AND I KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL.

'SINCE THAT KID
WAS REALLY YOUNG,

OH, HE'S THOUGHT ABOUT,
"I'M GONNA BUILD ME A LOG CABIN

AND GET ME A WIFE
AND HAVE KIDS."

I WAS GONNA SAY, "WHICH STORY
IS HE GONNA TELL ABOUT ME?"

- I'M KEEPING IT COOL.
- YEAH.

I'LL SHUT HER UP.
DON'T LET HER GO THERE.

ALL THE EMBARRASSING STORIES
WILL COME LATER.

SHUT UP.

♪♪

THE REAL BEAR WOULD
BE ASHAMED OF YOU.

LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!

THE PROBLEM WITH THE MOTION
SENSOR TO THE BEAR-CROW

IS THAT
IT'S JUST NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH.

IF I REPLACE THAT AND USE
AN ACTUAL MOTION SENSOR

FROM, LIKE, A SECURITY LIGHT,
THAT'LL FIX ALL THE PROBLEMS.

NOW IT'S ON TO THE NEXT PART.

AT ANY THRIFT STORE, YOU'LL FIND
SOME VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS.

THIS IS THE CONTROLLER'S
RUMBLE PACK.

AND THAT'S WHAT'S SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.

NOW WHEN THE MOTOR TURNS ON,
THIS PIECE CONNECTS.

IT'LL FINISH THE CIRCUIT,
WHICH SHOULD ACTIVATE THE DUMMY.

BEAR TRAP!

BEING THAT I CREATED ANOTHER
BEAR WITH THE BEAR-CROW,

I MIGHT'VE DOOMED THE WORLD.

BUT NOW THAT THERE ARE TWO,

I'M JUST GLAD
THE ONE IS STATIONARY.

♪♪

WE'RE RELOCATING, BUDDIES.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON...

MOVE MY SIGN,
I'LL MOVE YOUR BEES.

...OLDEST DAUGHTER BIRD

TAKES MATTERS
INTO HER OWN HANDS

BY SETTING BOUNDARIES
ON NORTH STAR RANCH.

THE SPOT BAM CHOSE
TO PUT HIS BEES IS,

LIKE, RIGHT NEXT TO MOM'S
AND DAD'S TRAILER.

HE CAN'T GO MOVING THINGS
THAT AREN'T EVEN ON HIS PROPERTY

AND EXPECT TO HAVE BEES
JUST THROUGHOUT THE MOUNTAIN.

♪♪

MOVING THE BEES ISN'T ONLY,
LIKE, LETTING BAM KNOW,

"YOU DON'T OWN THE MOUNTAIN."

IT'S JUST NOT AN IDEAL SPOT.

YOU KNOW, MOM ON THE PORCH
SIPPING HER TEA,

AND THEN SHE GETS
STUNG BY A BEE.

AND GUESS WHAT BEARS LIKE?

IT'S HONEY AND IT'S BEES
AND IT'S FOOD.

SO THEN, IT'S JUST THESE THREE,
MOVING THEM UP TO THE POND?

SHOULD WE PUT
A TARP OVER THEM?

I FIGURE ONCE WE GET
WHERE WE'RE GOING,

WE CAN JUST PUT
A TARP OVER IT, YEAH.

OKAY.

HE DOESN'T KNOW
WE'RE MOVING HIS BEES?

OH, IT'S FINE.
AH, REALLY?

WELL, I FOUND A NICE LITTLE SPOT
FOR THEM ON HIS LAND.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

WHEN I FIRST RECRUITED GABE,
I DON'T THINK HE REALIZED

EXACTLY WHAT
HE WAS GETTING INTO --

THAT THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT
OF, LIKE, A TERRITORY WAR.

I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO MOVE
THEM JUST A WHILE AGO.

WHAT DID HE SAY TO THAT?

"YOU CAN'T."

SO NOW, I'M MOVING THEM?

I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE GABE
FEELS, LIKE,

IN THE MIDDLE OF, LIKE,
THIS, LIKE, LAND WAR

WHERE, LIKE,
HE DOES NOT WANNA BE.

I DON'T REALLY THINK BAM'S
GONNA LIKE THIS VERY MUCH.

I DON'T THINK BAM'S GONNA LIKE
THIS AT ALL.

WONDER IF THAT'S BAM.

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
HEY, UH...

BIRD, MAYBE THIS IS
A BAD IDEA.

WHY?

I HAVE THE OPENING.
OKAY.

SO COME THIS WAY
AND LET ME MOVE AROUND.

MM-HMM.

I DIDN'T THINK BEES WERE GONNA
WEIGH SO MUCH.

OKAY.
SO, I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY
PRETTY ASLEEP.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

WE RIP THE TAPE OFF,
AND WE RUN.

I THINK BAM'S HERE.

HI, BAM.

♪♪

HIDE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF BAM.

THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

♪♪

I AGREE.

AND I CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT
THEY'VE BEEN USING

THE BATHROOM IN HERE.
EVERYWHERE.

I'LL STOP THEM FROM
GOING THIS WAY,

SO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE OPTION.

OH, HOLD ON, BEAR.
BEAR! BEAR!

- I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
- BEAR!

OKAY, LITTLE PEACOCK.
YOU READY TO GO?

AS MUCH AS I WANNA BE FRIENDS
WITH THE PEACOCKS,

I -- IT'S LIKE I FEEL LIKE

THEY DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH,
ESPECIALLY JOE.

I THINK JOE HATES ME
THE MOST.

FLY! FLY! GOTCHA!
OH!

GO! FLY!

AND I'M, LIKE,
BABY-TALKING THEM.

I'M DOING THE CALL.

AND THEY ARE JUST RUNNING
FROM ME.

ONE OF THEM'S GOING OUT!
HOLD ON, BEAR.

I WANT TO BE THERE
WHEN IT'S RELEASED.

- COME ON, BUDDY.
- BEAR, HOLD!

IF IT'S OUT,
LET IT STAY OUT.

- BEAR, I GOT IT.
- I GOT HIM!

BEAR, YOU'RE SCARING IT
BACK IN THERE!

BUT MAYBE EVENTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
I CAN GAIN THEIR TRUST.

BUT AT THE MOMENT, THEY WANT
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

♪♪

HE DOESN'T KNOW
WE'RE MOVING HIS BEES?

WELL, I FOUND A NICE LITTLE
SPOT FOR THEM ON HIS LAND.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

THE DIVISION OF LAND
ON THE BROWNS' MOUNTAIN

HAS CAUSED RISING TENSIONS,
AS THE FAMILY WORKS TO EXPAND

NORTH STAR RANCH.

I DIDN'T THINK BEES
WERE GONNA WEIGH SO MUCH.

OKAY.
SO, I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA.

WE RIP THE TAPE OFF,
AND WE RUN.

I THINK BAM'S HERE.

HI, BAM.

♪♪

HIDE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF BAM.

THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

-THOSE ARE MY BEES.

AND NOW THEY'RE
ON YOUR LAND.

NOW THEY'RE ON YOUR LAND.

YES.

DID YOU TELL ME
YOU'RE MOVING CHIPY'S SIGN?

DID YOU?
I MEAN, I TOLD YOU

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

I ADMIT MOVING THE BEES,
YOU KNOW, IT'S DRASTIC.

I DIDN'T QUITE EXPECT BAM
TO REACT QUITE LIKE HE DID.

COME ON, ENOUGH.
ENOUGH.

WELL, IT'S LIKE WE'RE A REALLY
BIG FAMILY AND, LIKE,

A LOT OF OUR PERSONALITIES
ARE REALLY DIFFERENT.

I MEAN, AT THIS POINT, NO.

- NOT REALLY.
- OKAY, I WILL.

I'M DEFINITELY JUST GONNA
GIVE BAM A LITTLE SPACE,

LET HIM, LIKE, THINK
ABOUT THE BEE SPOT

AND REALIZE
IT'S A GOOD SPOT.

AND THEN WE'LL SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.

♪♪

OKAY. COME ON IN.

LATER THAT EVENING,
WITH THE RANCH

STILL ON HIGH ALERT,
BEAR DEMONSTRATES

NOAH'S NEWEST BUSH
PREDATOR DETERRENT.

- WHAT IS THAT?
- IT LOOKS DEMONIC.

PRECISELY!
IT'S A BEAR-CROW!

WHAT THE HECK?

AAH!
RUN, RUN, RUN!

- OH, JEEZ!
- GOTCHA!

- THERE WE GO.
- RUN, RUN, RUN!

OH, MY GOODNESS.

I THINK THAT'D PROBABLY
SCARE AWAY SOME, UH,

BIG CATS, DON'T YOU?

IT DEFINITELY WORKS
FOR RAIN.

I THINK THAT MY VOICE BOX
WILL AMPLIFY

THE EFFECTIVENESS
OF THE BEAR-CROW,

'CAUSE I CAN REALLY
SEND MY VOICE.

AND ALL PREDATORS KNOW THAT
IF THEY HEAR ME,

THEY BETTER BE RUNNING.

AAH!

THERE WE GO.
BEAR-CROW!

RUN, RUN, RUN!

I CAN SEE MYSELF COMING DOWN
LATE AT NIGHT

TO TAKE CARE OF THE ANIMALS,

AND THERE'S THIS FIGURE
SITTING OUTSIDE THE BARN.

THAT JUST MIGHT CREEP ME
OUT MORE

THAN IT DOES THE WILD ANIMALS.

- LET'S GO IN THE BARN.
- OKAY.

WE'LL KEEP OUR EARS OPEN
FOR IT, TOO.

DEFINITELY.

AS NOAH WORKS TO BUILD
ADDITIONAL SCARECROWS

TO SURROUND THE CORRAL,

THE SIBLINGS DECIDE TO KEEP
WATCH FOR ONE FINAL NIGHT.

BEING THE LAST NIGHT
OF NIGHT WATCH, DEFINITELY GOOD.

BUT AS WELL,
I'M KIND OF SAD ABOUT IT.

I'VE ACTUALLY ENJOYED
THE NIGHT WATCH.

IT'S BEEN FUN.

IT'S TAKEN ME BACK
TO WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE,
WHOLE CHICKEN?

AH, THAT SPEWED.

IT'S FINE.
IF IT SPEWS,

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

I CAN'T EAT THE BEANS?
I MEAN, LET'S OPEN IT...

LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
...AND SEE WHAT'S IN IT.

IF I DIE,
TELL MY STORY.

CHICKEN.

NO?

NO, THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
OFF THERE.

NIGHT WATCH, I THINK IT'S
A GOOD EXAMPLE OF, LIKE,

THE WAY WE WORK TOGETHER
AND, YOU KNOW, THE WAY WE ARE.

NO MORE SLEEPING IN THE BARN.

- NO MORE --
- I'LL KIND OF MISS IT.

I THINK I'LL MISS IT, TOO.
YOU KNOW?

THESE ARE GOOD TIMES.

THIS HAS BEEN FUN, THOUGH.

♪♪

THE RANCH SHOULD NEVER
QUIT GROWING.

THREE GENERATIONS FROM NOW,
IT SHOULD STILL BE GROWING.

IT CONSTANTLY HAS TO BE
MOVING FORWARD,

OR IT'S GONNA FALL APART.

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS,

THEY HAVE TO ACHIEVE
THEIR PERSONAL GOALS.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, WE HAVE
ALWAYS FOUGHT AND TRIED,

YOU KNOW, NOT TO PUT
THOSE INDIVIDUAL GOALS

WHERE THEY CLASH
WITH THE FAMILY GOALS.

THE CAMARADERIE OF THE FAMILY
AND THE HELPING OF THE FAMILY,

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FIRST,
IT HAS TO BE FIRST.

THAT'S WHERE WE GET
OUR STRENGTH.

♪♪

- YO, GABEY?
- HEY.

- WHAT'S UP?
- HI, BABE.

OKAY.

I HAVE SOMETHING I WANNA
TALK TO YOU ABOUT,

AND IT'S REALLY SERIOUS.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH
GOING ON ON THE MOUNTAIN

THAT I'M NOT REALLY THAT SURE
WHAT HE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT,

YOU KNOW,
WHAT HE'S WANTING TO TELL.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE SOME REALLY BIG NEWS
TO TELL MOM AND DAD.

LIKE, I HAVE SO MANY
MIXED EMOTIONS.

I JUST HOPE THAT THEY TAKE
THE NEWS WELL,

'CAUSE IT COULD CHANGE
OUR LIVES.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT RAQUELL.

THE TIME HAS COME AND GONE

THAT SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO HAVE COME AND GONE.

AND SHE'S IN NO HURRY
TO LEAVE.

AND TO BE HONEST, I'M IN
NO HURRY FOR HER TO LEAVE.

LIKE, IT SEEMS TO ME
SHE JUST KIND OF GOT HERE

AND THERE'S STILL KIND OF STUFF
THAT I WANNA SHOW HER.

BASICALLY, I WANT HER
TO KIND OF STICK AROUND.

WE KIND OF NOTICED
THAT A FEW DAYS HAVE PASSED

SINCE SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO GO HOME.

- I LIKE HER.
- THERE'S A LOT OF TO DO, THOUGH.

I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN
TO BE THAT GUY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T
LET IT DISTRACT YOU.

NO, I KNOW THAT.
YEAH, FOR SURE.

SO SHE REALLY LIKES
YOU TOO, HUH?

- I THINK SO, YEAH.
- THAT'S GOOD.

I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE MOM,
BUT I'M SERIOUS.

HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT KIDS?

'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE WANTED
KIDS YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

YEAH, YEAH.
HER TOO?

THE FIRST THING WE TALKED
ABOUT WAS KIDS.

YOU KNOW, AND LIKE,
WE BOTH WANT A BIG FAMILY.

RIGHT.

I AM SO ANXIOUS TO TELL THEM
THIS NEWS.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

I'M, LIKE, FLOATING ON AIR.

LIKE, THIS IS --
THIS IS A WHOPPER.

YEAH, WELL, WE'RE GETTING...

MARRIED.

♪♪

ON THE NEXT EPISODE
OF "ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE"...

YEAH!

WITH THEIR FIRST FULL WINTER
ON THE RANCH APPROACHING...

I THINK IT WORKS.

...THE SIBLINGS MUST MAKE
THEIR OWN PREPARATIONS.

LOOK, GUYS.
WE ALMOST HAVE A WALL ALREADY.

LET'S DO THIS!

MY HOUSE, IT'S GONNA BE
A BIRDHOUSE.

AND A MOMENTOUS DECISION...

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US
TO BECOME MAN AND WIFE.

...CATCHES THEM OFF-GUARD.

IT'S MOVING REALLY QUICK.

HEY, IF THEY'RE SURE
OF EACH OTHER.

THEY BOTH SEEM HAPPY.
THERE'S NO NEED TO RUSH INTO IT.

GONNA BE MARRIED!

BUT WHEN THE PERILS
OF MOUNTAIN LIFE HIT...

I THINK HE NEEDS TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL.

WE'VE NEVER QUIT YET.

I'LL BE DARNED IF
I'M GONNA QUIT TODAY.

...THE BROWN SIBLINGS
WILL HAVE

NO ONE TO FALL BACK ON.

EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE DONE YOUR WAY, BAM.

THEY MUST PROVE THEY CAN
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE.

IT'S GOING, GABE!
WATCH OUT!