Original subtitles

OKAY.

♪♪

YOU, DUCK, TELL ME IF THIS MOVES.

TODAY, I'M AT BAM'S POND TO TRY AND FIND LEECHES

FOR MY NEW LAB PET.

I'VE HAD ONE IN EVERY LAB THAT I'VE HAD,

AND THIS TIME, IT'S GOING TO BE LEECHES.

LEECHES SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO THE HEART

BECAUSE IT IS A BLOODY PIECE OF MEAT.

OOH, THAT'S A BIG GUY.

NOW TO GO PUT THEM IN THEIR NEW HOME.

THIS IS MY AQUARIUM FOR THE LEECHES.

ISN'T IT SO CHEERY?

FIRST ONE IN.

I LIKE MY LAB PETS TO BE VERY CREEPY

FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT PEOPLE DON'T MESS

WITH SOMEWHERE THAT SCARES THEM.

THIS IS AWESOME.

ON THIS EPISODE OF "ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE"...

- WHAT IS THAT? - LOOKS LIKE A COUGAR.

...THE FAMILY RETURNS HOME TO A THREAT...

WE NEED SOMETHING LIKE A MOTION SENSOR OR SCARECROW.

...AND MUST PROTECT THEIR RANCH AT ALL COSTS...

WHAT WAS THAT?

I HEARD SOMETHING MOVING BACK THROUGH THE BUSHES.

- YO, BEAR. - BEAR!

- NO! - COME BACK!

BUT AS THE SIBLINGS DISPUTE OVER PROPERTY LINES...

THOSE ARE MY BEES. NOW THEY'RE ON YOUR LAND.

COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR.

...ONE BROTHER BREAKS GROUND OF HIS OWN.

THIS'LL BE THE FIRST GIRL I'VE REALLY BROUGHT HOME.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

♪♪

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♪♪

YO, NOAH.

WELL, WELCOME BACK, GUYS.

IS THIS THE MEAT LOCKER? YEAH, JUST PUT IT ON THE PORCH.

LOOKS LIKE YOU DID GET SOMETHING.

OH, HO, HO, HO, HO.

WE GOT SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT.

DUDE, WE GOT A BUFFALO.

AFTER AN AMBITIOUS HUNT IN THE HILLS OF WESTERN IDAHO...

BIRDY, TAKE IT.

...THE BROWN FAMILY TOOK DOWN A NEARLY 2,000-POUND BUFFALO

TO HELP GET THEM THROUGH THE WINTER.

WHO TOOK THE SHOT? I DID.

YEAH, SHE DROPPED IT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?

REALLY? PUT THE MEAT BACK IN.

NO MEAT. THE MEAT IN YOUR BACK.

I DON'T HAVE ANY MEAT. PUT IT IN.

HE DOESN'T HAVE MEAT.

♪♪

LET'S GO AHEAD AND PUT THOSE IN,

AND I HAVE A WHEELBARROW THAT Y'ALL CAN USE TO BRING THE REST.

OKAY, 'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT MORE. WATCH YOUR STEP.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, IT'S OPEN.

GABE! OH, MY GOSH.

HE JUST SAID "WATCH YOUR STEP."

- YOU STEPPED IN IT, RIGHT? - YEAH. THANK YOU.

DUDE.

WHEN I HEARD "MEAT LOCKER,"

I EXPECTED, LIKE, A LOCKER FOR MEAT.

THIS IS AWESOME.

WHILE WE WERE GONE, NOAH MUST'VE GONE CRAZY.

I MEAN, JUST THE STRUCTURE THAT HE BUILT ALONE IS IMPRESSIVE,

BUT HE PUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS

AND REFURBISHED REFRIGERATOR PARTS AND FREEZER PARTS,

AND HE CAME UP WITH THE COOLEST --

PUN INTENDED -- PLACE TO KEEP THE MEAT.

THAT'S WHERE IT GOES, AND THIS IS THE BUTCHER STATION.

IT'S A MEAT LOCKER AND BUTCHER SHOP.

IF YOU DO END UP FALLING OUT, ROLL.

- OH, YEAH. - TUCK -- TUCK AND ROLL.

A LOT OF WORK'S GONE INTO THE MEAT LOCKER,

BUT IT'S, LIKE, THE ULTIMATE THING OF WHAT I DO.

I DO WHAT I DO TO BE USEFUL,

AND NOW THE MEAT LOCKER IS DOING JUST THAT.

SO MUCH MEAT.

MORE MEAT THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A SPATULA AT.

NOT THIS FAMILY.

♪♪

IT'S LATE FALL ON THE BROWNS' 400-ACRE HOMESTEAD

IN THE ISOLATED CASCADE MOUNTAINS OF WASHINGTON STATE.

AND AFTER THEIR SUCCESSFUL HUNT,

THE FAMILY RETURNS THEIR FOCUS TO THE CHALLENGE OF BUILDING

AND MAINTAINING A SUSTAINABLE RANCH.

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY.

WHAT WE ALWAYS WANTED IN BROWNTOWN

IS ACTUALLY REAL COMING REAL. IS LIVING HERE --

I NEVER WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT WE'D HAVE A RANCH

AND WE'D BE SITTING IN A PEN

WITH A BUNCH OF RABBITS AND PEACOCKS.

SOON, THERE WILL BE LOTS OF ANIMAL BABIES.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT UNTIL, LIKE, BRUTUS AND ROSE PETAL

HAVE A BABY.

THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL.

BARN'S COMING ALONG. WE'VE GOT THE CHICKENS.

WE'VE GOT THE GOATS. WE'VE GOT ALL THIS,

BUT THERE CAN BE NO SUCCESS TO THE RANCH

IF IT DOESN'T KEEP GROWING.

THE PROBLEM TO THAT IS THE MORE ANIMALS WE GET,

THE MORE PREDATORS WE'RE GONNA HAVE.

IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE.

AND WE LITERALLY CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANY LIVESTOCK.

THE MOUNTAINOUS LANDS OF WASHINGTON STATE

ARE HOME TO A VARIETY OF DANGEROUS WILDLIFE --

BLACK BEARS, BOBCATS, AND COYOTES --

BUT OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS,

A CERTAIN PREDATOR IS GROWING BOLDER BY THE DAY.

THESE, I BELIEVE, ARE COUGAR TRACKS.

PRETTY DANGEROUS SPOT,

BECAUSE THIS IS JUST UP FROM THE BARN.

SOMETHING'S MOVING AROUND UP THERE.

COUGARS INHABIT NEARLY HALF

OF WASHINGTON'S MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN.

THESE FIERCE HUNTERS PREY ON ANYTHING FROM DEER TO LIVESTOCK

AND ARE KNOWN TO FATALLY STRIKE HUMANS,

WITH ATTACKS IN RECENT YEARS ON THE RISE.

DON'T FORGET, WE'RE FARMERS AND RANCHERS NOW.

AND WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE STUFF THAT WE BROUGHT HERE,

THAT WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR --

OUR GOATS, OUR CHICKENS, ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE GOT.

NUMBER ONE, WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE BARN'S SECURE.

ONE OF OUR ANIMALS GETS EATEN, WE MESSED UP.

THESE THINGS HAVE TO BE FIXED.

♪♪

-HEY, NOAH. - HEY, MAN.

SO, THOSE COUGARS HAVE BEEN GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER.

THERE'S ONE THING THAT WE HAVE TO DO,

AND THAT'S PROTECT THE ANIMALS.

THIS BARN IS BASICALLY LIKE A SMORGASBORD OF FOOD.

SO I WAS THINKING THAT WE NEEDED TO RIG UP

SOMETHING LIKE WE DID IN BROWNTOWN,

LIKE SOME SORT OF AN ALARM SYSTEM.

WOULD THE SAME DESIGN FOR A BEAR ALARM WORK

FOR A CAT ALARM -- COUGAR, MOUNTAIN LION?

SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE EXCITING,

LIKE A MOTION-SENSOR SCARECROW.

IT'LL RAISE UP AND GO, "AAHH!"

THE CATS HERE ARE REALLY SKITTISH,

SO ANY MOVEMENT OR NOISE,

ESPECIALLY SOMETHING THAT LOOKS HUMAN --

IT SHOULD MAKE THEM GO THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET, LIKE, A RED HOODIE ON IT,

MAKE IT A BEAR-CROW INSTEAD? IT'S LIKE, "RAH!"

A BEAR-CROW. RAH!

COME ON. WORK WITH ME.

♪♪

JUST PAST NOAH'S LAB, SECOND-OLDEST BROTHER BAM

CONTINUES THE RAPID EXPANSION OF HIS HOME SITE.

OKAY, BE DIFFICULT, THEN.

ME DEVELOPING MY PROPERTY IS DEFINITELY IMPORTANT.

NOW THAT WE HAVE ENOUGH AREA AND LAND TO SPREAD OUT,

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING SOMETHING GOING

THAT'S REAL AND ESTABLISHED THAT'S MY OWN.

THE BROWNS HAVE DECIDED TO DIVIDE

THEIR 400-ACRE PROPERTY EQUALLY

SO THAT EACH FAMILY MEMBER

HAS AN OVER-40-ACRE PARCEL TO BUILD THEIR INDIVIDUAL HOUSES.

NIGHT.

FOR A FAMILY THAT HAS LIVED THEIR WHOLE LIFE

IN CLOSE QUARTERS...

- NIGHT, GUYS. - SHELL STORMS IN THE MORNING.

FOUR.

...THIS WILL BE THE FARTHEST THEY'VE EVER LIVED APART.

AND FOR BAM, IT'S FINALLY AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPREAD HIS WINGS.

♪♪

HAVING THIS AMOUNT OF LAND TO PLAY WITH,

IT MAKES IT WHERE I CAN STILL BE ATTACHED

TO WHERE THE FAMILY IS BUT NOT BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

I'M SURE A LOT OF THE SIBLINGS WOULD BE OKAY

WITH LIVING WITH MOM AND DAD OR LIVING ABOVE THEIR GARAGE,

BUT NOT ME.

I THINK I'M JUST IN A STAGE IN MY LIFE

TO BRANCH OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE

AND HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S YOUR OWN.

THIS SPOT IS PERFECT.

YOU GOT THE POND OVER THERE,

THAT PLATEAUS THAT WE NEED TO BUILD EVERYTHING,

PLANTS GROWING EVERYWHERE, ORCHARDS.

IT'S GONNA BE A MANMADE/NATURAL ECOSYSTEM.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE AWESOME.

♪♪

YOU STILL WORKING ON YOUR SHAMPOO?

YES, I'M ACTUALLY JUST ABOUT TO START WORKING ON IT.

I JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD AND SMELL GOOD.

I'M PRETTY SURE RAQUELL'S NOT GONNA WANT ME STINKING.

WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

I MET RAQUELL WHEN WE WERE LIVING IN CALIFORNIA,

AND WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW.

WE COULD BOTH PROBABLY USE SOMETHING FOR OUR HAIR.

HMM. I'LL TAKE SOME.

AND NOW THAT WE'RE BACK UP ON THE MOUNTAIN, RAQUELL'S

COMING OUT TO VISIT, AND I'M SO EXCITED.

ACTUALLY, THAT'S NEAR PERFECT.

IT HAS A LITTLE BIT OF MUSK TO IT.

- REALLY? - YOU SMELL THE DIRT.

IT'S SUBTLE, VERY SUBTLE.

TAKE A COUPLE OF THESE, COUPLE OF THOSE.

GABE AND I ARE JUST OUT HERE FORAGING AROUND,

SEEING WHAT SMELLS GOOD,

WHAT HAS A LITTLE BIT OF SLIME IN IT,

WHAT HAS A LITTLE BIT OF POLLEN TO IT

TO MAKE THE PERFECT CONDITIONER.

UH, HOW OLD ARE THESE EGGS?

UH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, GABE.

OH, I LEARNED TO MAKE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER A LONG TIME AGO,

SO WHEN I HEARD THAT RAQUELL

REALLY LIKED THE SMELL OF THE FOREST

AND, LIKE, SAWDUST, I FIGURED THAT MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER

SHOULD BE PERFECT FOR GABE.

THIS IS BEAR'S EXTREME HAIR WASHING.

AH, YOUR SHOULDERS GOT A LITTLE WIDER, DIDN'T THEY?

OH, YOUR HAIR'S FILTHY.

MAN, WHAT IS YOUR HAIR MADE OUT OF, STRAW?

NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN.

OKAY.

♪♪

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS ONE TO HAVE MUCH OF A SMELL, BUT --

DOES IT? YOU GOT SOME SMELL ON IT?

LET THAT SIT ON YOU FOR A SECOND, GABES.

YOU KNOW, BEAR'S ONE OF THE MOST EXTREME OF ANY OF US...

NOW IT'S DOING ITS THING.

HE CLIMBS TREES.

HE STARTS FIRES. HE ROLLS IN THE DIRT.

BUT HE'S A HECK OF A STYLIST.

HOW'S IT LOOKING?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I REALLY LIKE IT, YEAH.

♪♪

SMELLS JUST LIKE A BARN.

HEY, BABIES.

AS NIGHTFALL ARRIVES ON THE RANCH,

PREDATOR ACTIVITY SPIKES,

AND UNTIL BROTHER NOAH'S PROJECT IS COMPLETE,

THE FAMILY MUST PROTECT THEIR LIVESTOCK THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

WITH THE LENGTHS WE'VE GONE TO TO GET SO MANY ANIMALS UP HERE,

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE A STEP BACK,

SO WE STARTED A NIGHT WATCH.

WE SHOULD TRY TO STAY REALLY QUIET

'CAUSE IF SOMETHING'S GONNA COME IN, WE WANT TO SCARE IT OFF.

WE TAKE A WARNING SHOT OR TWO.

WHETHER IT'S A BEAR, WHETHER IT'S A COUGAR, IT'S A PREDATOR.

YEAH. IT THINKS IT'S EASY PREY.

WE NEED TO SHOW IT THAT IT'S NOT.

FIRST THING WE DO WHEN WE SET IN A CAMP

THAT HAS A LOT OF WILDLIFE...

IS WE ESTABLISH OUR PRESENCE.

WE'RE CARVING OUT A LIFE HERE.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME BOUNDARIES

THAT THE COUGARS KNOW THEY CAN'T CROSS.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THIS WHILE WE'RE ON NIGHT WATCH,

BUT I'M TIRED.

YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND GO TO SLEEP.

I GOT IT. NAH, I'M GOOD.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF US UP HERE.

♪♪

SOMETHING THERE.

WANT ME TO LOOP AROUND OUTSIDE?

DON'T GO TOO FAR. STAY CLOSE.

YOU SEE THAT?

YO, BEAR.

- YO! - BEAR!

COME BACK!

WHAT WAS THAT?

WANT ME TO LOOP AROUND OUTSIDE?

DON'T GO TOO FAR. STAY CLOSE.

WITH AN EMBOLDENED COUGAR ON THE BROWNS' HOMESTEAD,

THE WOLF PACK READIES TO PROTECT THEIR LIVESTOCK

THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

THERE'S SOMETHING THERE.

BUT A THREAT APPEARS SOONER THAN EXPECTED.

HANG ON. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

I HEARD SOMETHING MOVING BACK THROUGH THE BUSHES.

HEY, BEAR. COME BACK. BEAR!

YO!

- YOU OKAY? - TWO SECONDS!

I HEARD HIM GO FARTHER INTO THE BUSH.

IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S COMPLETELY GONE UP THERE.

JUST LIKE I SUSPECTED, THE COUGARS ARE DEFINITELY

GETTING CLOSER TO THE BARN, WHICH IT JUST GOES TO SHOW,

UH, IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE DOING WATCH.

- HEY, BEAR, YOU THERE? - I'M HERE.

- YEAH, DEFINITELY THERE. - DID YOU SEE IT?

YEAH, YEAH, I DID.

TRACKED HIM THROUGH THE BUSHES OFF THAT WAY.

WE NEED TO STAY READY, YOU KNOW? YEAH.

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO DO A NIGHT WATCH,

BECAUSE, LIKE, EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IS

SO WE CAN HAVE OUR ANIMALS AND BE SELF-SUFFICIENT,

AND A COUGAR COULD JUST TAKE

THAT AWAY LITERALLY WITH A SMACK.

GO AHEAD AND GET READY TO HIT THE HAY.

YEAH, WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT.

I LOVE THAT, LIKE, WE'RE PROTECTING THE ANIMALS,

BUT WE'RE RUNNING A RANCH, AND THAT'S NOT EASY.

RAIN AND I WILL TAKE FIRST WATCH.

WE NEED EVERYONE WE CAN TO BE AT, LIKE,

THEIR BEST DURING THE DAY.

IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.

YOU GET THAT GOOD SUN COMING IN.

THAT'S NICE.

AFTER A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP,

BROTHER BAM CONTINUES THE EXTENSION OF HIS HOME SITE.

TODAY WE'RE WORKING ON A FENCE.

BEFORE WE PUT IN ANYTHING PERMANENT,

IT HAS TO BE SECURE BEFORE I'M GONNA PUT SOMETHING

THAT I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR IN AN AREA

WHERE IT COULD GET EATEN BY SOMETHING AT NIGHT.

THE IDEA IS SECURE THE PERIMETER.

GONNA PUT A POST ABOUT EVERY EIGHT FEET,

AND IT'S GOT TO COME UP ABOUT SIX FEET.

DIE, DRACULA.

EVENTUALLY I'D LIKE TO HAVE A FENCE THAT GOES AROUND

MY ENTIRE ACREAGE, WHICH IS A LOT OF ACREAGE,

SO THAT'S GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WHILE TO PUT UP.

LOT OF ROCK IN THIS AREA.

I'VE DUG IN AREAS BEFORE THAT YOU THINK

IT'S A SMALL PEBBLE YOU'RE DIGGING AROUND,

THEN IT TURNS INTO A PYRAMID.

DEFINITELY GOING TO HAVE TO FIND OUT

WHERE THE, LIKE, PROPERTY LINES ARE TO HERE.

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

I KNOW WHAT I'M TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH.

I KNOW WHERE I'M DOING IT.

WHERE, LIKE, THE REST OF THE GUYS,

THEY'RE NOT SURE WHERE THEY'RE GONNA BUILD.

THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE THINGS PLANNED OUT

OR FIGURED OUT ENOUGH TO START WORKING ON THEIR OWN STUFF.

THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE EASY PART, MARKING IT OUT.

IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE HARDER WHEN I COME IN

AND HAVE TO DIG SEVERAL FEET DOWN FOR THE POSTS.

♪♪

OH, MAN.

I JUST CAME TO CHECK IN ON NOAH

TO SEE HOW MUCH PROGRESS HE'S MADE ON THE SCARECROW.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

WE REALLY NEED TO GET A DETERRENT FOR THE ANIMALS.

THAT WAY EVERYONE DOESN'T HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, STAY

AND KEEP WATCHING ALL NIGHT.

OKAY, SO, IS THIS THE BEAR-CROW?

THIS IS THE BEAR-CROW.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HEY, I LIKE.

WE'VE BUILT SEVERAL SCARECROWS IN THE PAST.

HOWEVER, THE BEAR-CROW IS DIFFERENT.

THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY ANIMATRONIC.

IT'S A MOTION SENSOR ON THE FRONT.

SO THEN, LIKE, IF I WALK BY, WOULD IT DO IT?

YES.

IT'S DESIGNED TO JUMP UP AND SCREAM WHENEVER IT'S ACTIVATED.

NOAH'S PLAN IS TO PLACE MULTIPLE SCARECROWS

AROUND THE ENTIRE BARN AREA.

WITH MOTION SENSORS COVERING THE VICINITY,

ANY ANIMAL MOVEMENT WILL ACTIVATE THE ALARM

AND REPLACE THE NEED FOR A SIBLING ON WATCH DUTY.

OKAY, CAREFUL.

CAUGHT HIM WITH HIS PANTS DOWN.

HE'S JUST MISSING SOMETHING.

I THINK HE NEEDS HAIR.

WHAT IS -- IS THAT A WIG?

YEAH, STAPLE HIS SCALP ON.

HOLD STILL. OW!

OOH!

THAT'S PRICELESS. IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE ME.

WHILE I LOVE WHAT NOAH'S GOTTEN DONE ON IT SO FAR,

HE STILL HAS A COUPLE MORE TWEAKS TO MAKE,

BUT AFTER HE GETS THOSE FIXED, SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO.

LATER, BEAR-CROW.

KIND OF THINK I SHOULD FIX MY HAIR.

RAQUELL'S COMING OUT FOR HER WEEK VISIT,

AND I'M SO EXCITED.

I'M JUST HOPING THAT RAQUELL LIKES THE MOUNTAIN.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE MAIN CONCERN THAT I HAVE.

I JUST GOT NERVOUS.

I'M NOT SURE SHE'S READY FOR THE MOUNTAINS OF WASHINGTON,

AND I'M JUST HOPING THAT IT WORKS OUT,

'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE RAQUELL.

THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NEW TO ME, TOO,

'CAUSE I DON'T BRING A LOT OF GIRLS HOME.

REALLY?

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A MATE

IS THAT THEY'RE ACCEPTANT OF THE BUSH,

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE BUSH,

YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH ME,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I LIVE.

I'M GONNA CLIMB A TREE.

NO ONE HAS EVER CLIMBED A TREE FOR ME BEFORE.

WELL, THAT MEANS THEY DIDN'T REALLY CARE

ABOUT YOUR AFFECTION.

OKAY.

I GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS OF MINNESOTA,

SO COMING OUT HERE,

IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN DATING IN THE CITY.

DO YOU LIKE LONG WALKS TO THE FRIDGE

AT MIDNIGHT LIKE I DO?

LONG WALKS TO THE --

ACTUALLY, GROWING UP,

WE DIDN'T HAVE A FRIDGE A LOT OF THE TIME.

SO, WE'D HAVE, LIKE, AN ICE BUCKET WE'D SINK IN THE OCEAN.

THE OCEAN IS A GREAT REFRIGERATOR.

WHEN I FIRST MET GABE, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT

ANYTHING WOULD EVER AMOUNT TO WHAT IT IS NOW.

♪♪

ME, BEING A GIRL IN MINNESOTA TO ALL OF A SUDDEN

THIS WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD I'M WALKING INTO.

SHOULD I FEEL, LIKE...

- SCARED? - YEAH.

- YES. - OKAY.

YOU SHOULD BE HORRIFIED. OKAY.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN.

NOT REALLY THINKING OF RUNNING. OKAY.

I LIKE IT HERE, AND I REALLY LIKE YOU.

♪♪

YOU KNOW, RAQUELL AND I HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER

LESS THAN A YEAR, BUT IN THE BUSH,

THAT'S HOW IT GOES, YOU KNOW? WHEN YOU FIND A GOLDEN NUGGET,

YOU DON'T LET IT GO AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE.

YOU HOLD ONTO THAT NUGGET, AND IF SHE SEES IT LIKE I DO,

IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM TRYING TO MOVE HER UP HERE.

SO YOU LIKE THE FOREST.

I LOVE THE FOREST.

GABE'S GROWN UP IN THE BUSH.

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT IT, IT'S JUST SUPER MAGICAL.

MAKE A WISH.

DID YOU MAKE A WISH? NO.

THE EXCITEMENT AND THE POSSIBILITY

OF WHAT COULD BE...

IT'S OVERWHELMING.

I'M JUST LIKE, UGH, I CAN'T EVEN THINK.

I CAN'T EVEN TALK RIGHT NOW.

IT'S JUST -- I DON'T KNOW, I THINK I FEEL LOVE.

♪♪

SO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT BUILDING, LIKE,

SOMEWHERE OVER THERE.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON, THE BROWN SISTERS TAKE A BREAK

FROM THEIR CHORES TO FIND A HOUSE SITE FOR SNOWBIRD.

WHY IS CHIPMUNK'S SIGN MOVED?

I...

DON'T KNOW.

WELL, I KNOW. BAM MOVED IT.

'CAUSE HE THINKS HE OWNS THE ROAD.

IT'S A MEMORIAL FOR CHIPMUNK.

THIS ALSO MEANS MORE TO ME

THAN PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING ON THE MOUNTAIN.

WHEN WE FIRST GOT MOVED UP TO THE MOUNTAIN,

I GOT ALL MY CATS BACK,

AND I ACTUALLY ENDED UP LOSING ONE OF THEM -- UH, CHIPY.

WE DECIDED TO NAME ONE OF THE ROADS AFTER HIM.

WHAT ARE WE NAMING IT? ARE WE NAMING IT CHIPY?

I THOUGHT CHIPY ROAD.

LOCATION THAT WE CHOSE TO PUT CHIPY'S SIGN UP,

THAT'S NEXT TO WHERE HE'S BURIED.

I THINK HE'D LIKE IT. I THINK HE'D LOVE IT.

HERE YOU ARE, CHIP.

♪♪

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT IT WAS BAM?

WELL, I KNOW BEAR WOULDN'T HAVE MOVED IT.

I KNOW GABE DIDN'T MOVE IT, 'CAUSE GABE HELPED ME PUT IT UP,

AND BAM THINKS HE OWNS THIS ROAD.

THIS IS NOT HIS ROAD.

HIS ROAD STARTS WHEN HIS LAND STARTS.

AS THE KIDS SETTLE ON THEIR HOME SITE,

ELDEST BROTHER BAM'S ACREAGE OF LAND IS RAPIDLY EXPANDING,

OVERRUNNING MANY OF THE FAMILY'S SHARED TERRITORY.

DID HE ONCE COME UP TO ME AND SAY,

"HEY, WHY IS THIS CHIPY'S ROAD?"

BAM IS JUST PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES OF HIS PROPERTY

'CAUSE HE'LL BUILD SOMETHING HERE,

HE'LL GO A LITTLE FARTHER OUT

AND BUILD IT THERE, AND IT'S JUST LIKE,

I DON'T KNOW WHY HE KEEPS PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES

OF WHAT LAND HE GETS.

IT'S JUST NOT COOL. I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND YELL.

IT'S NOT COOL.

EVERYONE ELSE IS ALMOST, THEY'RE, LIKE,

AFRAID TO SPEAK UP ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY STRIFE.

BUT, LIKE, SOMEONE HAS TO.

SOMEONE HAS TO LET BAM KNOW HE HAS TO STOP.

♪♪

-COMING UP...

BAM'S, LIKE, THE ONLY ONE THAT'S LIKE, "THIS IS MINE."

...THE DISPUTE OVER PROPERTY BOUNDARIES

CALLS FOR A CLEVER SOLUTION.

I ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH AN IDEA.

WE DUEL FOR IT.

WHAT DO YOU SPOT RIGHT HERE?

-AND THE COUGAR TAKES ITS FIRST STEPS

INSIDE THE BROWNS' CAMPSITE.

RIGHT HERE, THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN TEN FOOT

FROM YOUR TEEPEE.

♪♪

BAM THINKS HE OWNS THIS ROAD.

THIS IS NOT HIS ROAD.

A BOUNDARY DISPUTE IS BREWING

ON THE BROWNS' 430-ACRE PROPERTY

AS BROTHER BAM CONTINUES TO STAKE HIS DOMAIN.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS TO DO

WITH THE DUCKS AND THE GEESE AND THE MOBILE CHICKEN COUP,

THE MOBILE DUCK COUP, THE HOUSE I'M TRYING TO BUILD.

I REALLY NEED ENOUGH AREA AND LAND TO SPREAD OUT.

BUT BIRD HAS CALLED A MEETING WITH HER SIBLINGS

TO DISCUSS THE DIVISION OF LAND.

YOU NEED TO HEAR ABOUT CHIPY'S SIGN.

YEAH.

WE SHOULD HAVE A MAP AND, LIKE, A RULER THAT HAS,

LIKE, 40 ACRES ON IT, SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT,

LIKE, WHO -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

NO, YEAH, WE'RE GETTING THERE. WE JUST DON'T HAVE THAT YET.

DIVIDING THE LAND, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S DEFINITELY IMPORTANT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S 'CAUSE EVERYONE KIND OF ALREADY KNOWS SPOTS

THAT THEY WANT, BUT WE HAVEN'T REALLY HAD TIME

TO ALL SIT DOWN AND, LIKE, TALK ABOUT IT.

BAM JUST, LIKE -- I GUESS HE THINKS

HE NEEDS MORE LAND TO DO EVERYTHING HE WANTS.

TO GET MORE THAN HIS SHARE IS, LIKE --

IT'S JUST AGAINST THE BUSH CODE.

BAM'S, LIKE, THE ONLY ONE THAT'S LIKE, "THIS IS MINE."

YEAH. "DON'T TOUCH IT."

I WANT BASICALLY ALL OF IT, EXCEPT FOR WHERE MY HOUSE IS

GONNA GO, TO BE LIKE EVERYONE -- LIKE, PUBLIC.

EVERYONE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

I ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH AN IDEA, WHICH MIGHT BE ABLE TO STOP BAM.

A CATTLE PROD?

GOOD SUGGESTION. LET'S JOT THOSE DOWN.

I SAY CANNON, TREBUCHET. THAT WILL WORK.

GIANT ROCKS. CATTLE PROD.

THE IDEA THAT CAME UP IS LIKE IN BROWNTOWN WITH THE MESH TENT,

WE DUEL FOR IT.

TO BE FAIR, I DON'T THINK HE'S REALLY BEING GREEDY.

I THINK THAT HE JUST THINKS

THAT THERE IS MORE LAND THAN THERE REALLY IS.

NOAH'S GOING A LITTLE BIT MORE OF THE VIOLENT ROUTE.

HE'S WANTING TO SWORD-FIGHT BAM,

AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO DO THIS DIPLOMATICALLY.

I THINK ONCE WE SIT DOWN WITH A MAP

AND EXPLAIN IT TO HIM, HE'LL BE UNDERSTANDING.

I THINK WE DO NEED TO SETTLE IT PEACEFULLY,

LIKE JUST TALK TO HIM.

GO TO HIS PROPERTY WITH A TAPE MEASURE.

I DON'T THINK IT NEEDS TO BE CONFRONTATIONAL.

YEAH.

♪♪

♪♪

THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF OUR FAVORITE AREAS.

MM-HMM. IT'S A NICE ONE. NICE AND SHADY.

AS THE SUN RISES ON NORTH STAR RANCH,

GABE HAS INVITED RAQUELL UP FROM THE NEARBY TOWN OF LOOMIS

FOR A SECOND DATE AND TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS BROTHER BEAR.

BEAR'S, LIKE, ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD,

SO INTRODUCING HER TO BEAR IS A BIG STEP.

I JUST HOPE HE APPROVES.

I ACTUALLY HAD A QUESTION FOR YOU, RAQUELL.

- UH-OH. - OKAY.

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?

IT'S FINE.

NOW THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, IT'S, LIKE --

IT'S GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE,

AND, LIKE, MAYBE HER MOVING UP ONTO THE MOUNTAIN.

OKAY, YOU DO MUCH CAMPING?

- UM... - YOU EVER CLIMB ANY TREES?

YOU EVER SHOOT GUNS? THROW KNIVES?

- NO, NEVER. - I JUST GOT AN IDEA.

MINNESOTA FIRE-STARTING VERSUS ALASKA FIRE-STARTING.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. TRIAL BY FIRE!

THERE'S ONE THING I ALWAYS LIKE TO TEST CERTAIN PEOPLE FOR,

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE, LIKE, IN THE WOODS

AND IN MY DOMAIN -- HOW MUCH THEY LIKE THE FOREST,

THE PLANTS, THE TREES AROUND THEM,

TO SEE, YOU KNOW, IS SHE A CITY GIRL?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR FIRES.

OKAY, I GOT TO ADMIT, YOU'VE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.

AT FIRST, I FELT KIND OF BAD FOR RAQUELL,

BUT SHE WENT RIGHT IN THERE.

WELL, AND THAT'S ONE THING YOU LOOK FOR

WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE BUSH IS A LADY WHO CAN START A FIRE.

YOU EVER ATE CANNED MEAT?

- UM... - YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

THIS WAS A MAIN STAPLE GROWING UP.

YEAH. THAT AND HASH AND MEAT.

OH, MY GOD. THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.

YEAH? YOU LIKE? I REALLY LIKE IT.

♪♪

WELL, RAQUELL TRIED TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME CANNED MEAT,

WHICH IS -- YOU KNOW, IT'S A DELICACY UP HERE.

IT'S ONE OF OUR MAIN STAPLES

FOR WHEN WE'RE NOT HUNTING OR FISHING.

AND YOU CAN EAT IT RAW, BUT IT TASTES A LOT BETTER COOKED,

AND RAQUELL TRIED IT OVER THE OPEN FIRE,

AND SHE LIKES CANNED MEAT.

I THINK THAT RAQUELL GOT SOME

MAJOR BUSH POINTS TODAY WITH BEAR.

I'M JUST HOPING WE CAN KEEP THAT MOMENTUM

AND KEEP IT ROLLING FROM HERE.

YEAH, YEAH. KEEP HER...

IF SHE CAN TOLERATE YOU LONG ENOUGH.

TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2, 3.

TESTING, TESTING, TESTING.

TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2, 3.

TESTING, TESTING, TESTING.

I HAVE FINISHED BEAR-CROW TO THE EXTENT OF HE WORKS,

HE SCREAMS, HE SCARES.

SO NOW, I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE LIKE BEAR.

SO I GOT AN OLD CASSETTE PLAYER.

BEAR-CROW! RUN, RUN, RUN!

NOW RHAIN ALISHA AND I HAVE SOME SURGERY TO DO.

DID YOU GRAB THE KNOCKOUT STICK?

USE THE BROOM. IT WILL WORK JUST FINE.

BONK.

I'M TRYING TO INSERT THE VOICE BOX INTO THE BEAR-CROW,

SO WE'VE KIND OF ASSUMED THE ROLE OF DOCTOR AND NURSE.

SCALPEL.

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE PART.

I'M MAKING MY INCISION.

BREAK THE RIBS.

OH!

I'VE WATCHED A LOT OF OLD MOVIES

AND READ A TON OF SURGICAL BOOKS.

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW ANY OF THE LITTLE BITS

THAT I DO ABOUT SURGERY AND WHATNOT.

SO NURSE, WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF?

UH, MAYBE LATER TONIGHT.

RHAIN ALISHA LOVES HELPING ME OUT WITH ANY OF MY PROJECTS.

SHE ALWAYS LIKES TO PULL HER WEIGHT

NO MATTER WHAT WE'RE DOING.

IT'S THE KIND OF WOMAN THAT I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

I WOULD END UP WITH.

DOCTOR, HOW DO YOU THINK THE PATIENT'S FARING?

AFTER THE SURGERY, HE'LL BE ABLE TO SPEAK.

- SUGAR. - MM-HMM.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY BUILDS ARE FUN,

ESPECIALLY WHEN MY WIFE IS HELPING.

OKAY. READY? BEAR-CROW!

RUN, RUN, RUN! BEAR-CROW!

NICE LITTLE HAIR FLICK HE HAS.

♪♪

NOW THAT IS IT. I THOUGHT SO.

ACROSS THE MOUNTAIN,

WHILE DOING THE EVENING PREPARATIONS,

BEAR BROWN HAS DISCOVERED AN ALARMING

SET OF JUVENILE COUGAR TRACKS BESIDE THE SIBLINGS' TEEPEES.

YOU NEVER WANT ANY PREDATORS TO GET TOO COMFORTABLE

WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A HOMESTEAD.

SEE HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM YOUR TEEPEE?

IF SOMEONE IS WALKING AT NIGHT OR SOMETHING,

NOT REALLY THINKING, THEY COULD BE HIT WITH, LIKE, A GIANT CAT.

IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO GET,

IT'S HAVING YOUR GUTS SLICED OPEN BY A BIG FELINE.

WHAT DO YOU SPOT RIGHT HERE?

LOOK AT THAT.

IT'S LIKE A COUGAR. OH, MY GOODNESS.

IT'S BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONES I SAW.

MAN, THAT'S A BIG CAT. LOOK AT THAT.

YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD. IT'S ALMOST THE SAME SIZE --

- AND THERE'S MY HAND. - THAT'S THE CAT'S FRONT PAW.

THEY'RE DEFINITELY GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER.

I MEAN, THEY'RE GETTING RIGHT CLOSE TO THE BARN.

THEY'RE SWOOPING IN, YOU KNOW, NOT BEING TOO AFRAID.

I MEAN, RIGHT HERE, THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN

TEN FOOT FROM YOUR TEEPEE.

IT'S OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT WE JUST START

CARRYING OUR GUNS MORE, YOU KNOW.

WE JUST ARM UP.

THAT WAY, IF THE COUGARS COME AT US, WE WANT TO BE READY.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE OUT HERE THROWING ROCKS AND STICKS.

IT'S A PRETTY BIG ONE.

OKAY. I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT,

AND IT'S REALLY SERIOUS.

COMING UP... OH, MY GOODNESS.

...A SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.

LIKE I HAVE SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS,

I JUST HOPE THAT THEY TAKE THE NEWS WELL

BECAUSE IT COULD CHANGE OUR LIVES.

♪♪

OH, WOW. WHAT IS THAT?

THOSE ARE CAT TRACKS. LOOK AT THAT.

IT'S LIKE A COUGAR.

WITH PREDATORS INCHING

CLOSER TO THE BROWNS' HOMESTEAD...

ALRIGHT! YOU READY TO PUT THIS THING IN, NOAH?

LET'S DO IT.

...BROTHER NOAH IS TESTING AN INVENTION

TO HELP KEEP THE FAMILY'S LIVESTOCK SAFE.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE RIDDEN INSIDE.

I PREFER THE OUTSIDE.

THIS BEAR-CROW HAS A VERY IMPORTANT JOB,

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBS IN ALL OF NORTH STAR RANCH,

AND THAT JOB IS TO LOOK SCARY AND GUARD THAT BARN.

SO THAT SENSOR UP THERE IS GONNA SHOOT FAR ENOUGH

THAT IF A COUGAR WALKS UP,

PASSES THROUGH THAT LINE, IT'S GONNA SCREAM AT IT?

- YES. - OKAY.

'CAUSE IT'S KILLING EVERYBODY, STAYING UP.

I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT THE OLD MOTION SENSORS,

BUT I'M JUST HOPING THAT THIS ONE CAN SHOOT FAR ENOUGH OUT

TO ACTUALLY BE OF USE.

PLEASE WALK IN FRONT OF THE SENSOR.

NOW WALK CLOSE TO THE DOOR.

THEY'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A COUGAR.

I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THAT I HAVE TO MAKE

EVEN MORE ADJUSTMENTS TO BEAR-CROW JUST FOR THE FACT

THAT I THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED.

THE ADJUSTMENTS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

MY SIBLINGS DEFINITELY WON'T HAVE TO SPEND

ANOTHER NIGHT WATCHING THE BARN.

NORTH OF THE BARN, GABE AND RAQUELL

PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE TEST

OF A YOUNG RELATIONSHIP -- MEETING THE PARENTS.

THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC, AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM

AND THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW, RAQUELL'S BEEN PROVING HERSELF ON THE MOUNTAIN.

YOU KNOW, THAT SHE'S GONNA --

SHE'S GONNA FIT INTO THIS BUSH LIFESTYLE

BECAUSE SHE LIKES IT AND SHE'S GOOD AT IT,

BUT SHE'S ABOUT TO MEET MOM AND DAD,

AND TO ME, THAT'S THE MAIN TEST.

- Billy. YO. -HEY.

- HEY, GABE. - HEY, GABE.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

UH, I HAVE SOMEONE I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO.

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST GIRL I'VE REALLY BROUGHT HOME

AND BEEN LIKE, "OH, YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND."

IT'S A BIG STEP, AND LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT.

THERE IS NO ONE ON THIS MOUNTAIN

I CARE MORE WHAT THEY THINK THAN MOM AND DAD.

THIS IS RAQUELL.

I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED WHEN GABE CAME BY SAYING

HE WANTED TO INTRODUCE US TO HIS GIRL.

GABE HAS NEVER BROUGHT A GIRL HOME TO MEET,

YOU KNOW, AMI AND I, EVER.

YEAH, WE'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.

HERE COME THE PARENT QUESTIONS.

I HEAR YOU LIKE TO FISH. I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

I LOVE TO FISH. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

SHE'S A KEEPER.

WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM RAQUELL IS THAT SHE'S GENUINE AND TRUE.

SO YOU'RE A GOD-FEARING LADY.

- YES. - THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

VERY RELIGIOUS.

SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH.

IT'S COOL, MAN. IT'S COOL.

I LIKE YOU ALREADY BECAUSE YOU PUT A SMILE BACK ON HIS FACE.

YEAH. HAS THAT TWINKLE. YEAH.

HE'S -- EVERYONE, STOP LOOKING AT ME.

HE SEEMS PRETTY SMITTEN. HE SEEMS PRETTY --

- DAD. - YEAH.

AND GABE, HE GETS AND HANGS ON,

IT'S KIND OF HARD TO MAKE HIM LET GO.

DAD.

I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC THAT GABE'S FOUND SOMEBODY.

I LIKE HER, AND I TRUST GABEY.

YOU KNOW, OF ALL OF THEM THAT WE'VE GOT,

GABEY'S THE ONE THAT, UH -- HIS HEART'S RIGHT HERE.

I'VE NEVER KNOWN YOU TO BE LIKE THIS.

- YEAH? - I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU.

AND I KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL.

'SINCE THAT KID WAS REALLY YOUNG,

OH, HE'S THOUGHT ABOUT, "I'M GONNA BUILD ME A LOG CABIN

AND GET ME A WIFE AND HAVE KIDS."

I WAS GONNA SAY, "WHICH STORY IS HE GONNA TELL ABOUT ME?"

- I'M KEEPING IT COOL. - YEAH.

I'LL SHUT HER UP. DON'T LET HER GO THERE.

ALL THE EMBARRASSING STORIES WILL COME LATER.

SHUT UP.

♪♪

THE REAL BEAR WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU.

LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!

THE PROBLEM WITH THE MOTION SENSOR TO THE BEAR-CROW

IS THAT IT'S JUST NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH.

IF I REPLACE THAT AND USE AN ACTUAL MOTION SENSOR

FROM, LIKE, A SECURITY LIGHT, THAT'LL FIX ALL THE PROBLEMS.

NOW IT'S ON TO THE NEXT PART.

AT ANY THRIFT STORE, YOU'LL FIND SOME VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS.

THIS IS THE CONTROLLER'S RUMBLE PACK.

AND THAT'S WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

NOW WHEN THE MOTOR TURNS ON, THIS PIECE CONNECTS.

IT'LL FINISH THE CIRCUIT, WHICH SHOULD ACTIVATE THE DUMMY.

BEAR TRAP!

BEING THAT I CREATED ANOTHER BEAR WITH THE BEAR-CROW,

I MIGHT'VE DOOMED THE WORLD.

BUT NOW THAT THERE ARE TWO,

I'M JUST GLAD THE ONE IS STATIONARY.

♪♪

WE'RE RELOCATING, BUDDIES.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON...

MOVE MY SIGN, I'LL MOVE YOUR BEES.

...OLDEST DAUGHTER BIRD

TAKES MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS

BY SETTING BOUNDARIES ON NORTH STAR RANCH.

THE SPOT BAM CHOSE TO PUT HIS BEES IS,

LIKE, RIGHT NEXT TO MOM'S AND DAD'S TRAILER.

HE CAN'T GO MOVING THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN ON HIS PROPERTY

AND EXPECT TO HAVE BEES JUST THROUGHOUT THE MOUNTAIN.

♪♪

MOVING THE BEES ISN'T ONLY, LIKE, LETTING BAM KNOW,

"YOU DON'T OWN THE MOUNTAIN."

IT'S JUST NOT AN IDEAL SPOT.

YOU KNOW, MOM ON THE PORCH SIPPING HER TEA,

AND THEN SHE GETS STUNG BY A BEE.

AND GUESS WHAT BEARS LIKE?

IT'S HONEY AND IT'S BEES AND IT'S FOOD.

SO THEN, IT'S JUST THESE THREE, MOVING THEM UP TO THE POND?

SHOULD WE PUT A TARP OVER THEM?

I FIGURE ONCE WE GET WHERE WE'RE GOING,

WE CAN JUST PUT A TARP OVER IT, YEAH.

OKAY.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE MOVING HIS BEES?

OH, IT'S FINE. AH, REALLY?

WELL, I FOUND A NICE LITTLE SPOT FOR THEM ON HIS LAND.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

WHEN I FIRST RECRUITED GABE, I DON'T THINK HE REALIZED

EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO --

THAT THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF, LIKE, A TERRITORY WAR.

I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO MOVE THEM JUST A WHILE AGO.

WHAT DID HE SAY TO THAT?

"YOU CAN'T."

SO NOW, I'M MOVING THEM?

I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE GABE FEELS, LIKE,

IN THE MIDDLE OF, LIKE, THIS, LIKE, LAND WAR

WHERE, LIKE, HE DOES NOT WANNA BE.

I DON'T REALLY THINK BAM'S GONNA LIKE THIS VERY MUCH.

I DON'T THINK BAM'S GONNA LIKE THIS AT ALL.

WONDER IF THAT'S BAM.

THIS IS A BAD IDEA. HEY, UH...

BIRD, MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY?

I HAVE THE OPENING. OKAY.

SO COME THIS WAY AND LET ME MOVE AROUND.

MM-HMM.

I DIDN'T THINK BEES WERE GONNA WEIGH SO MUCH.

OKAY. SO, I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY ASLEEP.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

WE RIP THE TAPE OFF, AND WE RUN.

I THINK BAM'S HERE.

HI, BAM.

♪♪

HIDE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF BAM.

THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

♪♪

I AGREE.

AND I CAN DEFINITELY TELL THAT THEY'VE BEEN USING

THE BATHROOM IN HERE. EVERYWHERE.

I'LL STOP THEM FROM GOING THIS WAY,

SO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE OPTION.

OH, HOLD ON, BEAR. BEAR! BEAR!

- I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM! - BEAR!

OKAY, LITTLE PEACOCK. YOU READY TO GO?

AS MUCH AS I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH THE PEACOCKS,

I -- IT'S LIKE I FEEL LIKE

THEY DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH, ESPECIALLY JOE.

I THINK JOE HATES ME THE MOST.

FLY! FLY! GOTCHA! OH!

GO! FLY!

AND I'M, LIKE, BABY-TALKING THEM.

I'M DOING THE CALL.

AND THEY ARE JUST RUNNING FROM ME.

ONE OF THEM'S GOING OUT! HOLD ON, BEAR.

I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN IT'S RELEASED.

- COME ON, BUDDY. - BEAR, HOLD!

IF IT'S OUT, LET IT STAY OUT.

- BEAR, I GOT IT. - I GOT HIM!

BEAR, YOU'RE SCARING IT BACK IN THERE!

BUT MAYBE EVENTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I CAN GAIN THEIR TRUST.

BUT AT THE MOMENT, THEY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

♪♪

HE DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE MOVING HIS BEES?

WELL, I FOUND A NICE LITTLE SPOT FOR THEM ON HIS LAND.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

THE DIVISION OF LAND ON THE BROWNS' MOUNTAIN

HAS CAUSED RISING TENSIONS, AS THE FAMILY WORKS TO EXPAND

NORTH STAR RANCH.

I DIDN'T THINK BEES WERE GONNA WEIGH SO MUCH.

OKAY. SO, I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA.

WE RIP THE TAPE OFF, AND WE RUN.

I THINK BAM'S HERE.

HI, BAM.

♪♪

HIDE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF BAM.

THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

-THOSE ARE MY BEES.

AND NOW THEY'RE ON YOUR LAND.

NOW THEY'RE ON YOUR LAND.

YES.

DID YOU TELL ME YOU'RE MOVING CHIPY'S SIGN?

DID YOU? I MEAN, I TOLD YOU

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

I ADMIT MOVING THE BEES, YOU KNOW, IT'S DRASTIC.

I DIDN'T QUITE EXPECT BAM TO REACT QUITE LIKE HE DID.

COME ON, ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

WELL, IT'S LIKE WE'RE A REALLY BIG FAMILY AND, LIKE,

A LOT OF OUR PERSONALITIES ARE REALLY DIFFERENT.

I MEAN, AT THIS POINT, NO.

- NOT REALLY. - OKAY, I WILL.

I'M DEFINITELY JUST GONNA GIVE BAM A LITTLE SPACE,

LET HIM, LIKE, THINK ABOUT THE BEE SPOT

AND REALIZE IT'S A GOOD SPOT.

AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

♪♪

OKAY. COME ON IN.

LATER THAT EVENING, WITH THE RANCH

STILL ON HIGH ALERT, BEAR DEMONSTRATES

NOAH'S NEWEST BUSH PREDATOR DETERRENT.

- WHAT IS THAT? - IT LOOKS DEMONIC.

PRECISELY! IT'S A BEAR-CROW!

WHAT THE HECK?

AAH! RUN, RUN, RUN!

- OH, JEEZ! - GOTCHA!

- THERE WE GO. - RUN, RUN, RUN!

OH, MY GOODNESS.

I THINK THAT'D PROBABLY SCARE AWAY SOME, UH,

BIG CATS, DON'T YOU?

IT DEFINITELY WORKS FOR RAIN.

I THINK THAT MY VOICE BOX WILL AMPLIFY

THE EFFECTIVENESS OF THE BEAR-CROW,

'CAUSE I CAN REALLY SEND MY VOICE.

AND ALL PREDATORS KNOW THAT IF THEY HEAR ME,

THEY BETTER BE RUNNING.

AAH!

THERE WE GO. BEAR-CROW!

RUN, RUN, RUN!

I CAN SEE MYSELF COMING DOWN LATE AT NIGHT

TO TAKE CARE OF THE ANIMALS,

AND THERE'S THIS FIGURE SITTING OUTSIDE THE BARN.

THAT JUST MIGHT CREEP ME OUT MORE

THAN IT DOES THE WILD ANIMALS.

- LET'S GO IN THE BARN. - OKAY.

WE'LL KEEP OUR EARS OPEN FOR IT, TOO.

DEFINITELY.

AS NOAH WORKS TO BUILD ADDITIONAL SCARECROWS

TO SURROUND THE CORRAL,

THE SIBLINGS DECIDE TO KEEP WATCH FOR ONE FINAL NIGHT.

BEING THE LAST NIGHT OF NIGHT WATCH, DEFINITELY GOOD.

BUT AS WELL, I'M KIND OF SAD ABOUT IT.

I'VE ACTUALLY ENJOYED THE NIGHT WATCH.

IT'S BEEN FUN.

IT'S TAKEN ME BACK TO WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE, WHOLE CHICKEN?

AH, THAT SPEWED.

IT'S FINE. IF IT SPEWS,

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT. ARE YOU KIDDING?

I CAN'T EAT THE BEANS? I MEAN, LET'S OPEN IT...

LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. ...AND SEE WHAT'S IN IT.

IF I DIE, TELL MY STORY.

CHICKEN.

NO?

NO, THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING OFF THERE.

NIGHT WATCH, I THINK IT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE OF, LIKE,

THE WAY WE WORK TOGETHER AND, YOU KNOW, THE WAY WE ARE.

NO MORE SLEEPING IN THE BARN.

- NO MORE -- - I'LL KIND OF MISS IT.

I THINK I'LL MISS IT, TOO. YOU KNOW?

THESE ARE GOOD TIMES.

THIS HAS BEEN FUN, THOUGH.

♪♪

THE RANCH SHOULD NEVER QUIT GROWING.

THREE GENERATIONS FROM NOW, IT SHOULD STILL BE GROWING.

IT CONSTANTLY HAS TO BE MOVING FORWARD,

OR IT'S GONNA FALL APART.

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS,

THEY HAVE TO ACHIEVE THEIR PERSONAL GOALS.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, WE HAVE ALWAYS FOUGHT AND TRIED,

YOU KNOW, NOT TO PUT THOSE INDIVIDUAL GOALS

WHERE THEY CLASH WITH THE FAMILY GOALS.

THE CAMARADERIE OF THE FAMILY AND THE HELPING OF THE FAMILY,

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FIRST, IT HAS TO BE FIRST.

THAT'S WHERE WE GET OUR STRENGTH.

♪♪

- YO, GABEY? - HEY.

- WHAT'S UP? - HI, BABE.

OKAY.

I HAVE SOMETHING I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT,

AND IT'S REALLY SERIOUS.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH GOING ON ON THE MOUNTAIN

THAT I'M NOT REALLY THAT SURE WHAT HE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT,

YOU KNOW, WHAT HE'S WANTING TO TELL.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE SOME REALLY BIG NEWS TO TELL MOM AND DAD.

LIKE, I HAVE SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS.

I JUST HOPE THAT THEY TAKE THE NEWS WELL,

'CAUSE IT COULD CHANGE OUR LIVES.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT RAQUELL.

THE TIME HAS COME AND GONE

THAT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COME AND GONE.

AND SHE'S IN NO HURRY TO LEAVE.

AND TO BE HONEST, I'M IN NO HURRY FOR HER TO LEAVE.

LIKE, IT SEEMS TO ME SHE JUST KIND OF GOT HERE

AND THERE'S STILL KIND OF STUFF THAT I WANNA SHOW HER.

BASICALLY, I WANT HER TO KIND OF STICK AROUND.

WE KIND OF NOTICED THAT A FEW DAYS HAVE PASSED

SINCE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO HOME.

- I LIKE HER. - THERE'S A LOT OF TO DO, THOUGH.

I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO BE THAT GUY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T LET IT DISTRACT YOU.

NO, I KNOW THAT. YEAH, FOR SURE.

SO SHE REALLY LIKES YOU TOO, HUH?

- I THINK SO, YEAH. - THAT'S GOOD.

I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE MOM, BUT I'M SERIOUS.

HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT KIDS?

'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE WANTED KIDS YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

YEAH, YEAH. HER TOO?

THE FIRST THING WE TALKED ABOUT WAS KIDS.

YOU KNOW, AND LIKE, WE BOTH WANT A BIG FAMILY.

RIGHT.

I AM SO ANXIOUS TO TELL THEM THIS NEWS.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

I'M, LIKE, FLOATING ON AIR.

LIKE, THIS IS -- THIS IS A WHOPPER.

YEAH, WELL, WE'RE GETTING...

MARRIED.

♪♪

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE"...

YEAH!

WITH THEIR FIRST FULL WINTER ON THE RANCH APPROACHING...

I THINK IT WORKS.

...THE SIBLINGS MUST MAKE THEIR OWN PREPARATIONS.

LOOK, GUYS. WE ALMOST HAVE A WALL ALREADY.

LET'S DO THIS!

MY HOUSE, IT'S GONNA BE A BIRDHOUSE.

AND A MOMENTOUS DECISION...

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO BECOME MAN AND WIFE.

...CATCHES THEM OFF-GUARD.

IT'S MOVING REALLY QUICK.

HEY, IF THEY'RE SURE OF EACH OTHER.

THEY BOTH SEEM HAPPY. THERE'S NO NEED TO RUSH INTO IT.

GONNA BE MARRIED!

BUT WHEN THE PERILS OF MOUNTAIN LIFE HIT...

I THINK HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

WE'VE NEVER QUIT YET.

I'LL BE DARNED IF I'M GONNA QUIT TODAY.

...THE BROWN SIBLINGS WILL HAVE

NO ONE TO FALL BACK ON.

EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DONE YOUR WAY, BAM.

THEY MUST PROVE THEY CAN KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE.

IT'S GOING, GABE! WATCH OUT!